Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson is Horrible

as you can no doubt tell I've left my normal setup ventured out into the Great Outdoors God's country I've left my domain expansion I've been kidnapped by Austin Powers here but my little Adventure has the added benefit of serving a second purpose which is being witness protection so Mike Tyson doesn't track me down and you know wiggle his way down my chimney and beat my ass in the middle of the night cuz I'm about to sling a few insults here at this absolutely awful event that he's agreed to I said since day one the Genesis that the Jake Paul vers Mike Tyson fight is a pathetic embarrassment of an event just from a conceptual standpoint it is so dog [ __ ] and somehow it just keeps finding a way to get even worse it's an absolute circus show so Mike Tyson recently just had a medical emergency on a flight he had an ulcer flare up and it's postponed the event even further I'll dive into that a bit more but I just want to start like it's not even just the more recent stuff that's happening with the embarrassing press conference where Mike Tyson made the baffling statement about how when Jake Paul was 16 in dancing it gave him a boner I don't that's a level of trash talk I've never seen before right there I don't know what the plan was but it fell flat on its face like I tried to figure out what the play might have been there the strategy on stream the only thing I could come up with was that he was trying to like belittle him as a fighter it's like oh this guy he's not a fighter no I don't even want to fight this guy I just want to [ __ ] him yeah no like he like dances around and stuff and like I just want to get over there and [ __ ] squeeze on his little cheeks and twist on his nipples like maybe make him uncomfortable with statements like that I don't know but it was a shocking display at the press conference like everything about that was awful like they weren't taking it seriously how could anyone take the fight seriously I've speculated from the beginning that there's probably a no knockout clause on paper Jake Paul should have no chance against Mike Tyson but he's 60 years old and he is turning to dust as every human being will as they get later on in life like it's just it's the way of the world Mike Tyson is one of the best to ever fight by all definitions he is a certified Legend at the top of the food chain but he's pushing 60 years old he's not in his prime anymore and real life isn't like anime very rarely will you have like the ancient geriatric Master with like a graying beard be able to stand toe-to-toe with the youth you know he's not master roshi right it's just it's not how that works seems like a mod from GTA or something where you just spawn in two characters and have them fight cuz it's silly but to have it happen in real life is just kind of sad this is a lose lose situation for Jake Paul by the way Jake Paul has a reputation for only fighting retire hired ex-f Fighters not even boxers most of the time he's fought one boxer and lost and now he's once again just going back to just fighting an old guy who has retired so if he wins this fight no one's going to give him respect because he beat a nearly 60-year-old Mike Tyson once again continuing Jake Paul's reign as like the [ __ ] tyrannical Boogeyman of the retirement homes and if he loses to Mike Tyson he's going to get clowned on endlessly for losing to a nearly 60-year-old man it's [ __ ] stupid it's just the most blatant cash grab off of two names cuz Jake Paul still has somewhat of an audience and Mike Tyson is still one of the biggest names in sports history so he's obviously going to bring in a big crowd that just likes to watch him fight or do anything really but beyond that this isn't a you paid for the whole seat but you only need the edge type of situation you know you're not going to be biting at your nails jumping out of the chair at every thrown jab or anything because it's just kind of like a pathetic little whimper of a cash grab really like Mike Tyson has fought Legends Jake Paul fights to get out of his brother's Shadow they're not the same this isn't a real match no matter how hard they try and Market it as such like the press conference really set the tone of the whole thing where they're both laughing back and forth this isn't a real thing they're just both getting paid a bag to do it and that's it anyway I'll talk about the most recent blemish on this event Mike Tyson had a medical emergency while on a flight it was identified as an ulcer flare up and he's been advised to avoid heavy training for a few weeks so in response to this the event has been postponed to later on in the year people who had previously purchased tickets are still going to be able to have those tickets honored for the new date and all of that or if you can't make it you get a refund I don't even know why I'm bothering to cover that component of it I don't [ __ ] work for SeatGeek but I figured I'll just give you the entire kitten Kaboodle here of the situation so it's been postponed because of Mike Tyson's ulcer flare up and if Jake Paul had any level of Shame he would just call off the fight in response to that just be like hey Mike Tyson you got nothing to prove but unfortunately he's a pathetic little worm who would never do that because to him he does have something to prove that he's a real fighter and to prove that he fights retired boxers and sometimes not even boxers if your grandfather's in a nursing home you might want to give him a wellness check cuz Jake Paul might have come into the middle of the night and given him a contract to take Mike Tyson's place in the fight doesn't matter if your grandfather's a retired plumber that man's going to get his [ __ ] pushed in by Jake Paul and he's going to be talking about it for months about how he's like The Ultimate Fighter but he refuses to fight actual people his own age or in the actual sports that he is competing in and the one time he did he lost so he's gone right back to just attacking the elderly doesn't matter what happens in this fight there's not a single soul on this planet that's going to look at Mike Tyson differently if he loses the fight no one's going to think that it ruins his legacy or anything he's almost 60 [ __ ] years old like most people are kind of expecting that but praying that he just you know goes in there goes ballistic and just beats Jake Paul to a pulp like obliterates him into like an unrecognizable [ __ ] mess of Flesh that's most people's hopes but if it doesn't happen it's not going to affect Mike Tyson's Legacy for Jake Paul though everyone is going to look at him differently no matter what happens with the fight if the fight happens which it seems like it will under under no circumstances does it seem to be getting canceled when this fight happens everyone's going to look at Jake Paul even more pathetically people feel more disgust towards him than a urine stain in a gas station toilet because if he wins he beat up an old Mike Tyson if he loses he lost to an old Mike Tyson there is no winning in this scenario the only winning move was not to play but he can't [ __ ] help himself so anyway Mike Tyson and Jake Paul both did Issue statements in response to the ulcer flare up which I'll go ahead and go over here Mike Tyson said I want to thank my fans around the world for their support and understanding during this time unfortunately due to my ulcer flare up I have been advised by my doctor to lighten my training for a few weeks to rest and recover my body is in better overall shape than it has been since the the 1990s and I will be back to my full training schedule soon now Mike Tyson is in phenomenal shape for sure but there's a lot more that goes into fighting than just the shape that you're in in the physique and that's where old age really starts to take a huge toll Jake Paul this may have brought this may have bought you some time but in the end you will still be knocked out and out of boxing for good I appreciate everyone's patience and can't wait to deliver an unforgettable performance later this year we can only pray that that's how this all unfolds everyone's got their fingers crossed that that's exactly what happens Jake Paul also issued a statement I fully support postponing the event so Mike Tyson has no excuses come fight night my fans know I don't want to face Iron Mike at anything but his best which is why I'm fighting him at almost 60 years old when when males really Peak 60 years old is when a man hits his power Spike that's when he's at his best yeah absolutely yep that's how that goes but let there be no mistake when he steps into the ring with me I will be ready to claim my w with a sensational finish Paul vers Tyson will be one for the ages and I promise to bring my best for this once in a-lifetime matchup Jake Paul is correct about one thing in his statement that Paul vers Tyson will be one for the ages it'll be looked upon for years to come as one of the worst examples of boxing ever displayed a grim reminder of just how bad and corrupt it can get and how greedy it can become this [ __ ] is embarrassing and I think it will always be looked upon as a spatoon for people to spit in to remind us that yikes that was a that was a shameful period in boxing history it's really just awful and I just wanted to talk about it a little bit in a video because of the most recent medical emergency for Mike Tyson so anyway that's really about it I don't think I'll be watching it I never really do I just catch the Twitter clip highlights to figure out who w because it's a waste of time watching a Jake Paul fight I'd honestly rather be listening to like a [ __ ] 5 Hour lecture on the KB cycle from my old University Professor that [ __ ] is just boring from him so that's really it see y

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Published: Mon Jun 03 2024