Jack plays UNO w/ Wilbur, Smajor, and Shubble

on today's stream i played uno with wilbur shovel and scots major now i know what you're thinking doesn't sound too interesting and i get it but for some reason the web version of uno is like a million times harder than the normal one what's this then what's all this then what's this behavior yeah it got pretty frustrating this behavior is not done so anyway if you do enjoy please feel free to subscribe the likelihood is most of you watching this probably aren't because you're from my main channel or my twitch so if you do find this in any way entertaining please feel free to subscribe i'd really appreciate it anyways enjoy this video [Music] hey hey hello hey scott hey shelby hello i'm good i'm good how are you guys i'm good no i've not played anyone forever i haven't played a long time either how excited are you for uno on a scale of one to ten at least just an eight at least that's pretty good for scott scott doesn't get often very enthusiastic he's pretty you know yeah that's he's when that's only when you're there jack to be fair i get 10 out of 10 with shelby with a lot of things me and she'll be have a great time why would you want to just do a one-on-one uno stream why would you say that why i've gone live what would i do what would i do shelby fill me in what watch us play you know i want to watch you please please you restream main show why would i cast the sleepiest boy around hey i'm a sleepy boy too we sleepy boys up in here that's fine you're actually not a sleepy boy who how the [ __ ] do you know because i know the grip that's not your nurse i'm a sleepy boy right now i haven't had my bedtime with no jack jack you can be asleep i'm a sleepy boy today god hardly your first candle there's nothing there's nothing stuck there's a winner we're not official we're just a bunch of friends we're not official you made tommy one of it you made a whole official ceremony yeah that was for the law that was for the law man you gotta have a big overarching tommy in it plot line every every minecraft gameplay has to have an overarching tommy init plotline to it now every series is just building up to when tommy and it eventually gets added everything you just wait for hermitcraft season eight dude what rules should i put on you know oh were you making one oh my god i did i i took it upon myself as a gentleman have you added yeah i'm gonna cancel mine because i wasn't asking shelby's normally what does that mean before i voice my opinion i think so like seven i think seven you can put down you can choose someone to swap hands with yup and zero is everyone's hand spins to the right like in a circle yep but i like i get quite attached to my belongings yeah well that's what makes it fun because then you want them back i will and i will fight for them and win i like your fighting spirit i like jumping because jumping is a good one [Music] all right when you draw a card on your turn you must draw until you get a playable card what about that one that's the one that made the funny ninja clip so i'm thinking yes because ninja shouted we could be the next [ __ ] ninja clip exactly the only good one of ninja going pick a green card so i'd like to replicate that today okay i can be i can be tyler blevins for you all right i'm glad i'm gonna invite you guys now invite invite sweet invite oh this is perfect because you're the only one i have oh i just got it i added everyone i added everyone i made sure of it except [Music] who is wawa wow that's me that's me actually joe madford oh hi well hi can i help you no i just wondered major was gone well it was major was actually gone so i just i thought you were doing like a like a you know like a charlie is so cool like dan is not on fire kind of name dreamweaver and it was gone so i was like this major was gone i couldn't do it where does thunder 1408 come from thank you also the profile picture that's boogie2988 oh okay sounds so hey everyone wants to know a bit about boogie2988 i've i'm just i've forgotten why is my webcam turning on all right it looks like we're going to play uno well it's your turn go away oh wait your webcam is turning on in-game well you gotta do it you gotta do it your time press one of the cards play a card will ah shall we play a card oh jesus it's not working because i'm live so my camera's not i don't know i played a card numbers numbers colors numbers colors oh my god jumped in oh we just did this in school boom no no there you go giant cat four oh oh wow wow this game sucks i hate it like that i hate um this is fun i'm not having fun shelby oh well you know i have ten cards oh now you have nine cards oh and you've given well i haven't because also oh my god what's going on i've had three hours of sleep what does challenge mean what does challenge mean i think that they can bluff and challenge them i challenged him but i don't know what that means that means he got more cards but why did i bluff i picked a card of a color that i had i don't get it scott i'm confused but i wanted it shall we blame you you tried to oh she didn't do this no you didn't you invited us to play you've cancelled me you cancelled me has been cancelled what does that mean well big win for the manifold community enjoy now we're just bullying okay i don't have any other cards i could play shall we i just realized this is really bad because i have to play that i don't think he has any green i don't know he does oh drugs coming me as one [ __ ] oh there's no way he didn't say you know [ __ ] didn't say uno it was i couldn't find all did we get the chance i think i actually have to see you know in the game like i think there's something you need to do i've got my fingers poised i have my fingers poised at all times they call me mr poised fingers oh you're you're a good lad manifold you're a good lad yep good lad thank you can you make this go the other direction oh yes that's because i'm having another two then i'm sorry it was the only card i picked up you know what i only won so i could forgive you so that's a good sign i'm not going to but i could it's challenging for me saved months it's prayed once i think challenging i lost what does that mean why do i have to pick up six what are the rules what are the rules if you challenge someone with a with a wild card and they don't have the color they picked they get five oh my god oh right that's the rules this is a really i don't like that rule you just got five five five me when i get five how did jack end up with ten cards again in the rest of the story oh scott's cancelled you know what it actually really is yeah it comes up when you're on two cards about to play one you just click it on the bottom right corner as long as if you play without clicking it someone's gonna challenge you bruh oh green don't challenge or does the french call it there you go shelby we'll do it again wilbur has a green okay wow okay [Music] i'm a bad person i am objectively morally wrong you just came up in the screen and i clicked it [Music] good decision-making and also forgiveness god knows i'll forgive you be all good decision-making there thank you good idea why what no turn cancelled [ __ ] color color oh he's going to be horrible he's one i know what do you why do you play that one i don't like it i'm strategizing he doesn't have green i didn't have a green i didn't have green i didn't have this i don't have these either one i have that one oh i'll tell you what color i have there you go that's the color i need what color does scott have oh thank god thank god oh wait bollocks i love it in shelby i took shelby's anyway she doesn't know what paradigm load of [ __ ] this game mods and the only mod they had was a scooby-doo mod perfect i like the sign we have to leave he disconnected oh it's just disconnected i'll turn it on i'll turn no because that was it that was over after that it was just finished no it just said christine i'll play a new one oh i didn't get that option do we leave i'll start one again don't worry i'll leave because okay good i can turn off my webcam because i don't know why oh she's not webcaming if another player forgets to call luno challenge them thank you uno i would have preferred that at the beginning of the game i'll invite you all again guys i've accepted i've accepted oh you can even do 2v2 so you could do teams interesting i straight up don't know how to turn it off hey we'll do some 2v2s next we'll play a couple games soul enameled oh of course of course french that's fine i'll just carry on with it on it doesn't show up for us yeah it's not turning on because i'm already streaming with my webcam gamers from the chat any gamers in the chat why would you ask that of course i'm a gamer oh i thought it was muted you weren't you asked that you asked that question very aloud yeah let me try that again i guess he's asking for games right now yes we are he's probably gamers scott are you watching my stream how did you know you're stream sniping you are streaming streams they figured you know i write that performance it's fine guys i just practiced the course if you know once before that's fine i'm going to win this time by the way there are gamers in this chat and i will win using their power also thank you for the primes i appreciate it oh now i appreciate them we're on the ball oh god oh god come on jet manifold thunder 1408 oh shut up i don't like our names i regretted it you know i don't know what just happened oh i think if you jump in it doesn't stack well this is [ __ ] oh big win big win i'm a green enjoyer i'm a dreamer we're jumping in today why is it jumping i jumped in on my own card i love to jump do you yeah i do actually any any any trampoline fan big win piss big ones to do gymnastics big win [ __ ] big loss big l thank you we've got a full circle oh oh for [ __ ] sake oh give me my cards back yeah we didn't even swap [Music] have made shelby draw eight cards in my three rounds of science space i'll take it oh that was fine that was so good i prefer this game guys i prefer this game to phasmaphobia right he started there you go how many of those do you have i don't even have waiting draw twos 21 no one no one better get that reverse card because i don't want the [ __ ] why did i say 20 you're gonna get me now though this is where this is where you get me you'd have to reverse it i'm ready for the seven no i'm ready for the seven oh here's the thing here's the thing and you know there we go yeah but just wait till i give you this hand oh why did you do that i don't like this anymore i've changed my mind i don't like uno sorry yeah your boy your boy's like eyes are like you know when your eyes are so heavy and everything starts to blur out that's what i'm getting my chat told me i look high when i start the stream which was pleasant i'm not just for just for clearance i clicked that i forgot i hate that you need to say you know exactly the card is so stupid hey don't hate the game okay no that's just where it ends just jack really loves uno don't hate the game please that's the same scott don't hate the game well i i hate that you can't jump in on honestly once i cancel i'm sorry well where i have to cancel you for no no no you know what you know what you go ahead you go ahead oh thank you thank you you're welcome i wish i had something spiteful but i just have a three i'm just a spiteful young man oh this is bullying now are you a spiteful young man direct manifold yes what does that mean yes no i'm spite i hold anger in my heart why were you saying yes you guessed wrong you have to take the thoughts what does it mean when he does the fist basically when i challenge so i chose yeah it basically means i chose a color and he's thinking that i don't have it i didn't have a choice oh big win oh big win big win big win big win we know man hey unofficial goggy raiders welcome hope you had a good time on goggy's stream i had to pull myself away from that to do this so i like this one no i get it two we're playing with you by the way welcome ah my favorite number four that's my favorite r4 as my favorite i don't like the numbers actually i go as far as saying one of my least favorite numbers oh my god i'm never ready i guess i'll grab a few more to oh no i won't joke save me jack saved me all right you're up again i guess i'll grab a few more you better not have a blue card that's major at home okay good good i think i know what well now it doesn't matter just join us in having double digit cards i'm fighting for now i'd have double digits [Applause] go again i'm tired i'm so tired i haven't played in four [ __ ] rounds here go ahead go ahead i feel bad he actually hasn't jumped against thank you yes thanks i'll say play again i can't send you oh no no jack you deserve to play profit i appreciate that man i will i really appreciate oh wait i can't never mind eight sticks six why would you benefit will like that i suppose you a little bit as well actually that's true somebody else had to hmm what color did i have uh i don't i don't think i had no i did have a yellow yellow reverse you didn't have a yellow oh i mean yeah i have yellow [Laughter] i told you so i had a yellow reverse oh no i jumped in with that bad boy didn't i oh oh you've been cancelled now how would you benefit double cancellations again get cancelled twice the double cancel maneuver oh [ __ ] [ __ ] oh okay go show me big win for the manifold community thank you it was red it was not red shelby thank you so much he was bluffing and you just went shelby you're the best i believed him yeah well that's that was your first mistake thank you so much it's cool i'm winning it's cool this is your thing i trusted you or blindly nine oh cancel have fun guys cancelled oh me and willgame today no one else is allowed to play the card game no me and will will play today yeah actually no scott it's a scott can you please don't just invite yourself into our game scott it's prayed month i'm invited to every game this month what do you mean it was prime month i forgot it was pride month i didn't know it's only day two oh well happy pride month i didn't know hey thanks well there we go he's changed his channel and now he looks she'll be never letting us play really i've never said anything about letting you play yeah that is a case in point here this is ugly i don't like the same i'm actually actively stopping scott from playing as he does he did know i can continue to stop inviting you to set events if you want chat no it's fine you've played one doesn't mean it's okay one one may have been too much no it's fine people the people enjoyed my presence i think i was i was a welcoming and fresh you know breath of fresh i so i saved you shelby but only to spike thank you you're welcome that's good i got you that win i appreciate it how did he win how did he win how did he win how does that work how's it going i have no idea i'm just understand what they're confused i don't understand what are the things what's the pugilism what is the pugilism what does feudalism mean chris eubank is that why do you keep pugilizing all the time why did i challenge him and why did it work when he had blue cards yeah that's what i don't know chris eubank was a futilist you know yeah challenge me yes he wasn't a fighter though he was a pugilist i haven't played it jump in someone jump in if you love me if you're my friend i'm gonna challenge i can't i don't know what that means oh you failed big l for the wilbur community none of us know i just usualized all over the place man i was just i it gave me a big button that says do you want to usualize yes please scott already what game ever how did scott scott win hey that's not going to be playing for so long that no one knows i had no car sorry guys but i got i was the one that got the 12 xp at the end of the day so hey i actually got 24 xp what the [ __ ] is the point i doubled your accomplishments well oh my god i'm like i've got so many cancelled cards there we go oh i have less cancel cards well i don't want i don't want shelby playing i didn't even play last time i don't want a jack flame to be fair thank you but you've just made shelby play i'm to play a 1. otherwise called ocho i'm playing a three hey guys uh i'm going to be teaching you numbers in spanish as we play okay rest of this game all right okay i saw it when i was in spain you can have an argo though well there you go i don't really get it but there's a sequel falsely accusing you why is the card game well then well then i'm i i reside and committed a crime i will live in my house how many cards is it giving me it's fine the card that is theater no [Music] this game sucks don't worry actually oh wait oh i need to play this one that's the that's the sierra actually what is the card game dose what do you do i don't know i i i saw it in a store once i went to buy uno and instead i saw a dose and i was like well i will take these cards i hate it here i'm getting really good at this now i'm getting really good at the number nobody else has to deal with that sure that's not my problem but i don't know what color you have dos and i win uh ornament oh get off the reds go off the red he was bluffing he was bluffing i fell for it like a like a crayfish guys i tried to i tried to talk to my camera and i just stared at my wall when like talking i'm i'm reaching his point of delirium already done he's done can we change it there's so many red cards in the file uh that you can why did you comment what has you ever done me too [Music] [Music] what does that mean when it does that i've got it now i've i understand puget can you share your wisdom please shall we explain it okay if somebody plays a draw four but they have something else that they could have played instead and you challenge it they lose for playing a draw four when they didn't have to right okay but if they did only have a draw four and you challenge it you lose and you get card i get it i get it now oh oh well done well we did it well done read it keep it green jack manifold keep it green keep it green keep it green's major and we can we won't let her win no trust me no there we go there we go and then and then and then can anyone reverse it back keep it green we just keep it where we probably yeah yeah don't just reverse it again that's good i'm cool with bullying i'm a big bullying again speaking of which oh my gosh i have a new way of bullying his bully round two oh my god we've been stabbed shelby what color is it listen shelby what color is it that is spanish for blue i know my words oh i can't play that oh okay because i know what number it is too chat by the way i'm not good with a bit of bullying don't do that it's only okay when shelby's about to beat me in uno this is the only exception why did i do that why did i do that why didn't you why did she play azul twice twice you've given someone the winner i don't like it the first time i've ever won bingo before um that's not the game it's really hard that's not the game we're playing oh goldfish is the worst this dude be like i hate solitaire i trust you i know i wasn't it wasn't for a reaction yeah can i get an assist award man i know you've helped to them let me scratch my chin do it scratch the chin faster it that hard fast just in your chin come on dude john manafort has to be careful when he's out in the sun because of the reflective nature of his body i burned my arms i was out of the sun i burnt my arms it was really sad don't reference it because it makes me sad because i burnt my arms hey don't don't the victim of this should be very sad yeah [ __ ] you oh oh i didn't draw eight though yeah no that's what i'm saying i got what was coming to me you know why are y'all picking green like it hey shelby i agree great more like [ __ ] [Music] seven foxtails [Laughter] thank you give me my cards back i have my cards in spanish while we playing tambien thank you track hey there we go oh i i don't actually fancy oh i was trying to why can't i jump in i have oh you can't jump in on the camera you've got cancer yeah you can't jump on cancer you can't you can't get out of being cancelled let me tell you that much i'll jump in on a tress though hey that's allowed [ __ ] sake i've every time every time i start to like come off of being last place i have my card and i'm again i deserve it for winning it's true it's very true with an assist shelby don't think about you it was my win oh that was awkward oh i want a green yes i will take a dos oh yeah i had a handful of no greens what you did help you you get the assist you get the assistant's fine but i am still going to do this to you twice actually you can you can play actually i've changed my mind you can play he changed his mind he felt courteous all of a sudden i'm a gentleman what can i say hey here we go i can't go this way we could be the ocho powder the old cho amigos ghost ah sighs at some point if we want to oh thank god we could what sorry teams uno teams teams we can we could print tease i thought you were asking us to get like team t-shirts yeah no it wasn't like printed print a t-shirt like saying the option for amigos [Laughter] doesn't mean i'm talking about tea all the time yeah it's all right i can forgive but i'm still going to skate hey don't worry shelby i'm a good guy i'm a nice enough guy i haven't played in oh oh my god thank you hey you're welcome no i don't get to play i got dossed dolph dos means like to in in like british english dos means to like to put something off if you die i often dust about you know yeah i was dossing about today they're good pals uh poor just felt right it just felt right it feels [ __ ] i i think yeah but you ever just noticed when things just feel right and that forward all right man you feel very good to me why is that that doesn't feel right baby it does to me let me have a win i helped other people oh is that hit rapper the baby let's go thank you so much for all the subscribers i have to do this i'm sorry it's the only card i can play that's like you know that i don't have red oh i did know that huh it was all it was all in my mouth yeah i knew what i was doing yep oh let's just draw two now yeah i know you got more cards for me you know what yeah oh no criminal behavior that's criminal you're trying to double up on me it doesn't do it criminal behavior that criminal all just felt right in that moment four you often yes they shall be agree sport does just feel right sometimes or was my favorite number shelby does he have here's green nope i have yellow green you're colorblind shelby and that's okay so let's go here i hate it here i hate it here i hate it chat was yellow in spanish um amber i'll just have that one please thank you you're welcome um now i can't even play and it's called the center now it's cool he has a green as long as we don't change it to green thank you amarillo thank you i'm a real you know is this their way to amarillo one three rotate the board shooty rotated the [ __ ] ball here you go again oh why are you doing that to me i'm feeling it never mind oh okay i'm not run off the mill you're a run-of-the-mill semi-skimmed fool i don't know why i did that why did i do that i know there was only oh wait it shows me your cards yeah that's that's pretty big that's the best in slot move actually i know secrets that's not good that's a i was going to make a wow reference but i realized that would probably hey i'm a big wow enjoyer she'll be enjoying it wait we overwhelm oh we win we overwhelm the jack manifold here okay that's the shadow fang dagger of strategy here oh god yeah bit of a better green board best in slot [Music] i actually don't know anything about wow i tried playing it once after someone bought it for me and then didn't i can teach you please do actually i'd enjoy that burning crusade came out have you played it no so please go through your promise will cause i'll feel sad otherwise nine nine oh my god a german disagrees with me nine yep you're gonna say it like that as well nine nine nine i know what my favorite german word is i was on about this the other day i'm sure you'll tell us what is it cranking hospital's usually a very soft word in most languages because it's supposed to feel caring but in german it's really loud cranking houses but you need to change it off green how is hospital got a lot of soft sounds [Music] hospital that's a very hot soft-sounding word and same as looking at the world's spittle in it it's still soft sounding it's not got many hot like harsh consonants me oh i'll play a nine actually i will join you with the name i like my chat are far more invested in me winning than i am so i did they were shouting no and i was like why what's wrong with you not liking shielding and i realize it's because shelby took all my cards oh thank god we stay winning we stay winning four wait what does jack have you don't know you don't know and that's the that's the g that's the play that's the genius of this it's trying to distract us so we forget that she's got green no i give him a fuzz forever okay oh no oh no [Music] he is a green i'm pretty sure he has a green i'm pretty sure i had that at one point now i'm pretty sure change it to green just to be nice to me oh no why did i click that it doesn't matter oh it's chilling kill me you're like a kid with like a shiny [Music] don't like that one i don't know you just played shelby i'm not a big fan of it what did i do oh why do i never draw you don't even know the pain you caused me i'm sorry i wasn't even looking foxy for goodness sake for goodness sake it sounds like the christmas oh seven shelby what colors big win tell me what's he got shelby don't be a snitch [Music] they should make a game of una where you have to say the number you put down every time reverse otherwise what otherwise you just lose you're out oh wow i was quite aggressive five six four take a card you didn't say it for the other times you two [Music] it did it wasn't a helpful move to me because i just took your cards which didn't it wasn't helpful for me either it just didn't feature a zero anymore two two three gotta do two oh four you go through five minutes you gotta do five oh oh oh come on man don't worry i'll i'll i'll make up where where jack manifold will let us down i'll never let anyone down [Music] that's a good point actually argument okay okay okay okay low numbers low numbers that's not a good thing that you've done to me oh no it's a good thing you just got you caused me strong you know no it's called you're lying and it's called you're wrong [Music] sorry i was doing here well jack wins yes she had no other options in my in my life yeah he gave the manifold the win it's called he let manifold win and the chat are sad because they gambled lots of money on me losing but guess what i don't care that manifold now for lucy's accept all the times that he does which is quite a lot no i never lose i think uno is a satisfactory card game i think it's pretty good yeah it's it's good enough you know it gets the job done no it just gets the job done you're starting off nothing quite on no nothing quite on minecraft though i'd say well minecraft isn't a card is my favorite card game you're right if minecraft was a card game i think it's gonna be better than you now though minecraft has a board game yeah i'm bored game [Music] nope you're welcome scott [Music] he's angry like he's puking oh your future hasn't failed and now you're failing for it it's fine don't worry because i won't keep this hand i'll be able to pass it on to you jack don't worry don't worry uh no it's called uh nope wait there's a minecraft uno game there is apparently there is there's rabbits we can play rabbids uno yeah they do have that yeah there's minecraft i know we should do that after this to both worlds [Music] cuatro wow thank you shelby you're welcome see you today thanks jack enjoyed this hey whale are we dead hey siete is my friend the essay the the friendly card oh siete what the hell shelby we play seven and it's called we play the seven card i kind of went under the radar in this whole thing i'm pretty happy with that [ __ ] never mind that's not good under the radar i'm now above the radar [Music] you do you really do nine cuatro quadro chat you don't have to panic about me losing i think i'm going to don't worry that's a bad play from me jack it it does look like you actually what does the the guy what guy the top it's got your lighting what the picture my profile picture yeah the bottom left your screen it's got your lighting and all am i turning it that's not me that's that's actually youtuber boogie2988 in an anonymous mask oh yeah oh oh oh oh and he says did you drink my mountain dew let me see should i do a subathon should i do a subathon while i'm really tired and just see how long it takes me to pass out that might be fun that doesn't sound healthy nope sounds bad yeah but it'll be fun thank you just like fast food buzzfeed is fun fast food is fun but it's not helps man it's not happening i just had taco bell last night i love that for you i had prep the other day and i turned to my mother i said i said mother usually i'd eat at greg's like any good labor supporter but pret is our only option i'm a tory for today just today just that day i'm here yeah she's a guy who sells pastries i didn't want to eat prep but it was the only option there was no greg's around so i said look usually i'd support labor but today i guess i'm a tory i know your politics jack manifold you can't call anyone you don't what do you mean you know my part you don't know my politics we never spoke politics before i really have one option that's not not right now why i just don't like speaking politics publicly it's divisive you're devices that sounds like someone who has controversial political no no no i just think your devices i'm not controversial at all you know but still i'm not sure about that choice you've just made actually i'm not sure please don't call me a tory i'll make a video crying like alfie days you've been warned oh wow i think she still gets some right she still gets four do i get oh i get to go still give give cards down now i'm very happy with myself three ocho [Music] [Applause] [Music] how'd you say what oh i don't know i wonder if there's someone called ocho in the world because i think i'd like them where their name is just ate in spanish yeah i think i'd get them well with them oh do you have blue if he doesn't kevin so many times you do that where you just skipped your attention what i'd like to meet you if your name's not true thank you you can't say people like people bro people are wrong there are probably a few people that i've that's the who are best avid stabbers i mean scott do you stab people i like i think my friends well but you're gonna have to take that rest jack i want to take that risk i don't want you to stab me at what any point where is my new friend archer apparently there's a youtuber called optio he's my friend now i actually oh that's tick tock we're getting soft tacos later that's saying you say ocho weird ocho i don't know how to say it i just i don't like that when i say ocho how am i saying it weird oh how did handy manny say this are they like how you say it i don't know how you meant to say i'm sorry oh my god it could be because i i could well i didn't say anything differently you know what i don't know i've been saying the same type of option my entire life [ __ ] there we go i got it i got it sorry for swearing you're okay you're right all right mate i'm alive we're all adults here i clicked it after that was risky i need to hear i'm sorry i hate it here too i just have a bunch of cards that do nothing like none of them every single card i have in my hand right now all 10 do nothing they don't skip they don't change hands they don't play anything thank you yes here's [Music] someone with a scottish draw at least a lot of mental you're getting through them better than i did yes because it's just skill okay this game is a game of skill he's right what number does he have oh i know what number he is oh you don't oh no oh no he's not gonna i know jack's currently having a bit of a crisis with his current card because i know what it is no i'm not having a process don't make it green just don't make it green i'm not having a crisis right now i'm having a good time he's having a crisis because this card is a zero no i'm having a good time having a good time i'm a rocket ship on my way to mars are you a sex machine ready to reload i don't like to tell that to the public like an atom bomb about to whoa whoa i don't know who adam is yeah 200 degrees is why they call me mr fahrenheit i'm traveling at the speed of light i want to make a supersonic man out of you don't stop me don't stop me hey hey hey i like it why did he make it sound like a monkey when he said that have a good time good time just not me oh i'm just thinking oh [Music] i've never heard anyone refer to freddie mercury as mr fahrenheit i haven't heard that either actually in fairness that was a bit odd of him to suggest that people call him that when they clearly didn't yeah and and also giving the reason as to why he was called mr fahrenheit that is just yeah i don't think he really did travel at the speed of light but they should call him mr farron lie at that point should we call him mr that was too much okay shouldn't lie dead people who've lied [Music] i just choose not to because i'm too cool gents calm down i'm enough for you jack you panicked me no get done i had to jump in and i wasn't ready oh what's this then what's all this then what's this behavior oh this behavior is not on it's not suitable good job man it's bad this is like golf the goal is to have low scores counting in spanish was good football's cards why would you do that to me shelby please do it show me why would you do that to me and send him up to being cinco that's not on that's not fair that's not fair shelby that's horrible i'm sorry why are you being nasty listen if i can get a zero to rotate this i will i appreciate that shall we what the [Music] oh wow he is a man of his word [ __ ] i miss the jump in my word just happens to be friends wait there's no way he doesn't oh oh i deserve this the play the player it keeps highlighting my cards like i can play one but then i can't yeah i hear when it does slide i'm sorry it was kind of oh no my bad i didn't know oh okay just don't please don't oh dear shelby that's already oh i've got so many cards i just can't help but always jump in always i've just got all of them i've got one of each how about this one he's just spamming the a key i didn't ever actually have that one oh this is good oh yeah keep keep going oh okay the game of skill i guess oh oh i like the color green don't don't ask me don't ask me why i chose green by the way guys don't ask me why should i scream how'd you choose dream would i just dream no no dream nothing to do with my cards oh don't don't mind don't mind this this double green thing i'm about to do oh that's oh yes hey scott what'd you do [Laughter] i really like the color palette you've chosen for this one thank you thank you it was more before i put down those two reverses perhaps i did shelby perhaps i did team cards and no yellow perhaps yeah i didn't deserve this i didn't also just really quick thank you for all the subs really do appreciate it if anyone has the primes or anything that they want to donate or goes towards the sub goal where i do a funny mr bean dance i didn't mean to do that oh [ __ ] [ __ ] no enjoy judging i didn't just keep going oh no give them back give them back give them back thank you and then you give me them back again you give me the back extra okay really appreciate it go towards a sub goal where i do a funny mr bean dance for you guys so if you do enjoy feel free to subscribe if it's prime it's free shannon thank you for the prime exactly do you appreciate it greens i like one one one is they say it's the loneliest number that you'll ever do but here's the thing the weird thing is is that two can be as bad as one it's the loneliest number since then well no the only reason i know that song is it was in the recess movie i know it from shrek 1. it was in shrek 1 yeah donkey donkey has been abandoned and he goes and he goes one is the loneliest number that you'll ever do why the recess movie is also a good movie just reference nowhere ritzy wait no he's not watching he goes you gotta have friends no he does that one he does what you gotta yeah sorry my shrek's driving all the time i don't know i'm not a big counting oh you wanted mine okay i'll have them am i ever gonna play you can do you want this one okay because there's a yellow one at the end it looks like a friendly caterpillar it looks like the hungry hungry caterpillar oh no please let them be great oh yeah good yeah they were kind of really well one was yellow which is good because that's the head of the caterpillar and the other one was a wild card so i'm i'm i'm still doing good on my caterpillar promise oh yeah hey here here i'll let you please leave a 10 gifted dude thank you so much really appreciate that thank you so so so much making him kill the caterpillar he's gonna die he's on a diet he's on a diet guys he's dieting he was very hungry please don't have one please don't have one oh he was thinking about it he was thinking about it i thought about it i thought about it but i'm going careful hey hey look look look double thanks that's fine with me i'll take that thank you for that no going for you scott cancellation oh okay cancel oh i'll take a card oh sorry shelby is the only one i have that's fine wait i don't have nothing for this honestly i don't even really want to oh no oh there we go thank god oh the wink chat i didn't wink i'm just struggling to stay away his eyes almost closed it's not called winking it scores his eyes i winked with both my eyes for a long period of time yo let's play who's the best uno with their eyes closed i'll start don't worry if i haven't got many i'll leave you oh i've got my green voice back i got my green i need the yeah i've read friends now wait says close red friends red friends and green friends what friends have you got jack i've got my eyes closed that's not a friend what did i play darkness isn't darkness isn't your friend darkness is maybe my uh my old friend yeah darkness my old friend what the heck don't know that's your friend yeah they're just old as [ __ ] yeah i ditched this has been a long game this has been the longest round i don't really care i'm very much a carer about my uh my uno uh [ __ ] yeah you go well yeah i want to level up in uno i'm oh thank god oh my goodness thank the lords one one one he makes a convincing argument one one is so invested in me winning after are you guys planning to do another one because otherwise i might dip and talk to chat or we can all four of us have a chat and then hey i'm happy to have a bit of a chat it'll be a it'll be a pokemon i'm happy to just podcast can we call it the podcast i think that's been done nope yeah if they've done it i'm just gonna say no i did it better and i mean can they argue my chat is shouting at me it's not it's not relying on me to lose because they want a podcast yeah but it never no they want me to lose because they've they've bet points on me losing but the thing is i have no control whether i win or lose i just click the buttons that they've got to win true that's very true man sorry are you though are you sorry oh no no [ __ ] [Laughter] i made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgment five lapses i have a little caterpillar guy for him enough yes good good got a blue head oh you sounded like a little [ __ ] i've got a caterpillar with a blue head and then just places a blue card cards i got will cards my cards are good i've got giants cards i've contracts no those are will cards they stay as welcome i don't have that oh it's not my turn she doesn't have that okay well just know that she doesn't have rip its head off shelby rip its head off in front of me rip its head off oh she challenged you oh she failed sorry oh that's not a caterpillar oh this is why this is what makes the game last so long because we challenge things and actually no pretty much longest i jumped i didn't want to do that jailbreak he said yeah you always oh i don't like that i don't like that at all i'm that the same as i was before because can you let me win oh oh this is maybe i [Music] a phrase that i learned from love island is are you mugging me off i learned that as well why you've been watching you've been watching love island why have you been watching love island no i respect it british oh crap love island is real good like just just i don't want to think right now television oh i like it i love it so well have you have you guys read the poem and yes it's me right now i know of him from watchmen i once had one card and now i have 11. on on cards go on jack just win please so i can pee maybe i can maybe i can nope he can't he's lying i like the record scratch when he can't play yeah no i couldn't but maybe i can oh i'm not going to fight that at any time i have a new task for you you must you must keep this going without it reaching me for as long as possible here at that game no i i tapped out [ __ ] my scheme of whoever i don't like this i'm having a swell time i have to stop it reaching well okay ooh ooh make it blue or green oh that's fine sorry shall we i can't stop it for reaching will you announce that ever manifold stressful no you're just drawing off it's fine guys oh right yeah maybe you won't notice that you can't enjoy where'd he go i don't know to pee oh my god oh my god oh my god he's being punished he's gonna have some questions when he comes back why why in your cold cold heart i still can't i can't stop it from reaching him still i don't have red she doesn't have red oh chad i don't know why my face cam disappeared sorry i'm back now hi uh i did not spot that the streamer didn't leave sorry i thought you meant will you meant me hi sorry for disappearing oh my god thanks for real you're welcome i know amazing he's gonna be a little bit pissed off i think why do i have more cards let's just keep sending it to him scratch his chin all right all right i'll keep it away from you hug this oh no no i like that i like that i can't keep it away from them oh that's fine that's fine guys oh he's back well it's your turn oh [ __ ] sake better [Laughter] [Music] [Music] currently i'm currently a platt 3 in the uno league table uh this is my this is my um fifth game of the season so i can't promise anything special but thank you i'm gonna be trying my best uh to uh that's not even the one the [ __ ] [Laughter] i hate this game sometimes i think this game's objectively involved this is the most fun game so i i know i five i was [ __ ] speedy with that you're wearing so i know i've been gone for a while but i'd like to be in the lead again please oh man dude really disappeared to pay in one nearly enough nearly enough shelby that no was great no cheers no more playing chubby ain't no more i decided no no more for you yeah i used to think no more for scott this is me and you today all right yeah we're just gonna have it we just have a nice game at uno today shelby if you could just not play oh okay okay jack if you have a if you have a council if you have a canceled card i don't sorry do i not have four i literally don't even have a four wow she literally does not even have a four guys literally of all my numbers she literally guys just not even i do have every one of these cards is a number card except two i'm sorry i'm sorry shelby was gone man man she's like that one i want one of you this is gonna hurt one of you soon she's like she's like that horse the ocean the ocean bearing horse yeah ocean bearing take me by the hand take me to the lab you can have a go off you understand ocean man turtle now shelby this can't be the first time i've had a six and a nine in my deck chat you are immature you're immature don't know what phone i don't know what [ __ ] that's the song you're turning heads when you walk and the tommy's thinking it's like what what sammy here did he join the call oh he didn't actually join oh i just thought it was like a that was an elaborate bit that i didn't understand it's a shame he's arrived just making sure everything's going to pass i was okay guys outside of your vindiction i did hire tommy as our producer for this group chat i heard sorry yeah he told me about that today is there's a script for this we don't know about i've no no but he's just going to make sure everything's going to plan every now and then yeah oh you have to refer to him as mr in it if that's all right okay is he going to start our twitter account for that as well no okay no he's he's under an nda ah okay okay got it [Laughter] oh it's already messed around something fun that was good i enjoyed that every time every time we get so close to finishing this game it never i just want to let you know that everything's going good and what is that what do you mean hi again what do you wish to add it's all going well i should be available on the times that you specified mr in it this is such an odd inside joke okay got it [Laughter] speak soon speak soon mr reddit from speak swedish and there he goes he's gone there he goes hello see you soon oh no oh man he sounded like a sound board it sounded like a sound board that isn't what everyone was saying but he was saying it i was saying it thunder 1408 joke funny joke are you born on the 14th of august i am who that how did i guess that i've got a caterpillar i have a caterpillar here's deduction he's mcdonald's caterpillar hey i like that name yeah that's his name mackie see the california caterpillar all right i refuse to rip his head off i don't like it oh his head's getting bigger c stands for columbus the c stands for caterpillar that's stupid what the why the [ __ ] would he have that that's like me having my last name as man yeah nice you've got my caterpillar now shelby shelby you have my catapult oh it's i won't rip its head off i promise you call it mackie c hold on oh rip its head off rip its head off rip its head off oh oh i mean i mean look after it love it careful it's my best friend please don't be mean will would betray his best friends by ripping off their heads i've done that before i've ripped off my friends heads in betrayal why because i was betrayed what issues do you have he's a stopper a lot i'm the star he's not any older tiny now he's small you're in circa did you like my song jet manifold uh i did yeah no i thought we already went over this before they came out oh oh yeah i forgot you were the you were the guy i was the guy yeah you kind of ran them all past me so i actually knew it was so much i hadn't heard i must admit i hadn't heard course of concern you actually didn't run that one past me it's not very good yeah you you basically you basically showed me a bit of it when it's not done yet because it's not very good oh okay and then it came out so i never heard that one before oh his code is red i thought it was okay though thank you jack you know it's it's i'll be bro i'll be blunt with you i think it's the weakest part of the ep but i think it's still okay i mean it's fine thank you jack this is literally the longest game ever it is remember way back then i've lost and i've lost all joy i want to win i'm still in here to win this well joe with me i have 13 cards while you have three i'm not sure i'm in it anymore i gotta think about when i jump in now oh never mind [ __ ] [Laughter] [Music] we summon him again he appears he shows up and he's like hey all just checking in thanks tom speak soon tom crap crap you can't stay there i'm mister in it it's rude well he's not here yet yeah he's not a big swearing enjoyer i have a caterpillar i like the word enjoyer shelby what do you think of the word enjoy i like it i enjoy it no well that you don't need to you don't need to humor i'll hear a look at my character she's not humoring me we just share opinions that's a really good caterpillar but i'd like my original backpack please i want it you turn down the caterpillar you you you live a vapid life that manifold stop adding to my caterpillar i'm happy to add to your catapult hmm actually yeah i'll spite you despite spite a spike to be upon you you should have known he i did know bruh bruh when did turner play get her hi just because the blade says bro doesn't mean i can't end here all what am i level 24 how long have i been playing uno oh god that's gonna oh god no get me out get me we're down again ladies and gents what are we doing easy to pick up impossible to put down i'll show them do we do 2v2 or do we do minecraft oona where's the get out of here button again what is the where's the button we can't play shelby what about that where's leave y'all to do a team match oh god i'm trapped in uno this is hell how do i leave uno are we planning on doing a duo match we'll do one team i need to know if i'm loading up the game again or not yeah no it crashed teams depend on how you join i don't think you get to choose this is torture well i've invited everyone whoever joins joins you know what i mean yeah whatever order we join it it just sorts the team i'll just smile i'll just smile throughout the time and wave [Music] but there's just a little man with a heart on the edge and poking his heart i'm poking his heart try poking his heart my screen wobbled a bit oh god where am i leaked code oh i leaked the code guys don't join the among us room they said they said they said that was all it would be in and out five minutes little one-hour stream that's all they said no oh god we've been out live an hour and a half you're not suffering too bad that's very true you're not suffering like me i've suffered okay i've i've suffered in you know this world oh no i mean shall we is will okay no he's not i believe in that as well oh we can see each other's cards around they can see him we can keep swapping each other's hand it starts with a seven how does that even work oh it's me okay oh just take those cards i'll do this one oh mine was kind of rubbish no all right you just swapped with me scott because now that your hands your hand is quite good whereas my hand was rubbish so i wanted to know mine's good i can see your cards what's the purveying factors in a good deck you have cards that do things oh i do i do i'm a bit they call me this is fine it's all fine do we have to get rid of all our cards or just only one of us does oh that's okay that's not too bad only one of us has to win nice nice take my cards back good card good card too good turn oh an intelligent play oh a genius play thank you thank you throw it down shelby throw it down you know what you got to do switch it back back throw it back i didn't ask shelby to throw it back for the record yeah i think you did don't imply that's about me scott don't think that we just throw it back i didn't ask shelby to do that don't imply things about me oh this was rude the internet would be rude to me if i if they think i said things like that you know [Laughter] oh i'm nervous that's right shall we oh i'm nervous have you shown me your name i don't know how did this happen oh shall we place down the one on the far right yep got you well i think we've lost big dub yes it doesn't matter it doesn't matter it doesn't matter i think it still skips his turn right it was when you jumped in scott that was uh that was our foil no wait if i get something i can play wait oh my god no wait we we might not win shall we oh [Music] freaking out brain all right oh how's my phone way to start the game oh this is a good choice i got vr now we can play in vr next time i don't have the rmr office oh yeah yeah oh if i had it in my office i would bring it anywhere or just take it from your house to the office but that's a lot of that's a lot of carrying and i'm playing again i'm re i'm replaying halfway alex at the moment and i don't think dave who's alex appreciate it if i took away the vr headset from him to play with me how do i sorry david that's what i'd say i will say that to him sorry david i've got benjamin's to make benjamin benjamin we don't even have mr franklin on our money we don't but i still call them benjamin's regardless mr mr franklin exists solely in the in the shelby you've done that to yourself she has lower cards now hey you see she's a team player for the team she's a team player scott something you wouldn't understand and that's fine it's not funny it's not fine really i'm just saying that to me this is actually great just because i suffer from politeness that's fine you place down a blue yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah [Music] yeah switch your back shelby switch back no see actually your shots oh yeah i couldn't just let it go around the other way oh shelby's giving me another shot again i just don't want to be doing the things i don't want to give me another shot again no i don't oh all right big dump for us show me big dopey yeah there we go there we go oh wait this is there we go there we go yes i'm losing i'm losing my mobile i mean i mean guys um give me blue you got wilbur yeah would you go for as well you should you just full name you name me shall we get in there what if i don't deserve that it wouldn't let me do it anytime yes well they call me they call me quick on the trigger maggie over there one one one one football that's the score in football that's the current scoreboard in football today that is the score hey what can i say well that's the score today in the football in football that is your favorite football team shelby do you mean soccer i mean i mean football but i guess you would call it soccer but you know what i liked as a kid but i think they rebranded was metro stars i think they're a different team now oh they have a american team bastards or something oh i don't know recent names i'm sorry i i i asked you and i asked you an antagonizing question and then couldn't back it up i was i was antagonizing you with the idea that due to your duty or americanness you wouldn't be able to name me a football team but now i feel bad named one although that's not even their name anymore yeah you did a good job though thank you he's impressed he's trapped in my i'm yeah i'm gonna assume um i'm just gonna take it yeah i don't i don't think you have to do that if i remember my cards well you didn't understand why did i do that yeah i wondered that well i was like why is he clicking that one i'm really sorry i don't know why i did that oh do you know why scott's because i read the two as a zero oh nice nice yep how many have i got seven i still don't know i'm denying scott any chance at a turn ultimately it means i don't pick up any cards oh yeah you do now but it turns out he has a plus two yeah those were my cards well i remember my oh [Music] oh okay oh what you said about my car these are okay i guess okay caterpillar a very powerful card mine yep big win for us [Music] yes yes thank you oh well got [Laughter] please no keep him here forever well we just like you too much bro you can't leave i'll stay i just can we can we just not play uno and stay you're afraid of this i did agree tonight i'm i'm i'm i'm in i'm in i mean phasma we could play other games we need to play spasmo again we got to do that one the only mod [Music] that's not good shelby with the blaze oh oh sorry shelby's alright it's okay sorry ocho indeed [Laughter] the average ocho indore oh that's not so good baby oh not hog how do you say that in spanish um no me go stop that's about right no me goose why is that occurred because you didn't say you know why is that occurred oh i forgot to say you know that's unfair in this video game he's been scammed well there's been this trickery i believe why is that occurred then who's done this who's decided that that's the way forward i'm sorry scott i'm sorry oh this is fine no me here you go lay down the law shall we what wait why did that happen she didn't challenge her that's the law that's the law has been laid down he hasn't laid down the law i don't know why this has happened to me scott you could have played the other left because i played it it would have given no the because i had a i can't discuss i can't discuss the intricacies of our strategy yeah very important i really think these cards need a bit of a shuffle at this point look at them just strewn across the floor yeah i know they someone could look with some kind of chimpanzees which impacts me gonna play something else the liar take them jack's the one with the small hand i didn't mean to say your hands are small he does have noises i don't have small hands i have weird hands he's got he's small he's got small hands but long fingers yeah they're weird and they're so knobbly they're not they're fine and normal look at them they're not i know if you look at them they're fine they're so weird many people have seen them and went jack you have beautiful hands no one has said i would kiss you on them [Music] she could have played something else on you i'm taking all the cards that's for my boy jack it's for a boy i'm a boy we're done now finally you're the boy i'm the boy and i won because i can if you want to keep going i can keep going i'm i'm playing up my misery for funny um does anyone want to keep going or how are we feeling it's up to you i'm happy for us we were able to shuffle the teams but we'd have to join in a different order we can do it that way we can shuffle the teams up oh [ __ ] you jack right off the bat it's all right shelby it's not like we won twice and have 100 win is streak together he's baby arranged baby rage up shout out we went well we won wait okay wait that doesn't i'm not baby right the computer's like i'm not a baby you won don't call me that take that back baby baby arrange there's literally no there's no quit button on this game it was different when you called me the second one they put one in are we playing again because i found the queen oh he found it he found his way out what are we doing i'm i'm hovering i'm hovering over the buttons it's like what's the plan are we playing another one are we doing this we can make decisions what's your podcast idea well and we'll see what we want to do why never i have my own podcast you said we could chat and it will be a podcast what's this it would be oh oh i forgot i'm sorry my brain is on like my brain is on 10 capacity yeah that's most people have you never seen lucy what the film lucy who's lucy who's greg it's a good film it's a good film it's about scarlett johansson um all right so here's the here's the topic i'm gonna just throw topics of discussion at you and [Music] i'm a beach tree fan i like my boy you said you didn't mean palm no no beach like b-e-e-c-h beach oh beechwood yeah shelby's not a a tree connoisseur i said willow no but you don't know why i don't know what the beach was but willows who could answer what is it i know what the beach is what if there was a if if you if they're any place in the world right now where would you be istanbul why istanbul it was the first place that came to mind okay interesting first one canada canada you don't like the warm i take it no but i mean also you said right now so it would still be quite warm in canada but also i want to visit canada so good enough i yeah in the uk where i could visit all my friends here oh see i didn't want to go for that kiss-ass answer well you're going to be hard fresh because jack's going to be in istanbul scott's i think i'd go back to italy i'd be in italy yeah yeah it would also be really nice right now you lived in italy for a bit right lived quotation i kind of squatted in someone's house for nine months wow that's living i'd love to have had a baby baby i didn't have a baby that's why he was squatting guys i'm not that i'm not the birth giver so i wouldn't know if i'm here sometimes i'm never going to know what it's like to give birth that baby would be five years old no i mean we could always get one of those like pregnancy pain and juice or things oh yeah the simulator that could be a really good vlog i might vlog that yeah let's do that for our vlog let's go me and me jack hey me scott and will we should all go and we should just like see what it's like to give a child let's see what it's like you can buy them you can just buy them online you can buy the kit and you just put it on all right well you guys i'll we'll meet up and we're going to do that together we're going to just um right yep okay i'm done vlog idea we'll do it next next one we um net uh question three if if you could um okay if the if the bread was a sports team what team what bread would you support [Music] um italian italian italian italian bread yeah that's a good answer sourdough bread sourdough sourdough's good i i think i would support king's mill 50 50. i i think the warburton's large crumbs oh i don't know that one it's it's like it's part of bread yeah garlic garlic bread garlic bread would be like that they'd be like the the winners every season though that's the problem yeah you know a baguette's a good one as well baguettes wouldn't fit on the football field woman's big crumpets okay if do cinnamon rolls count as bread or are they a pastry uh those are pastries not bread okay because then technically you could buy a doughnut is bread so you gotta you know i suppose next question what what is your favorite what is your favorite um restaurant like chain or individual and they should sponsor you when you say it yes restaurant i'll say it go on oh there's a place near me uh called ciao bella i really like it oh yeah i know bella you don't it's very local to me it's not i know it's it's it's a very it's a commonly used name though yeah i don't think it's an action franchise it's a chase franchise i think it's just like a lot of places you call that because it's a really common italian phrase so a lot of individual restaurants will just call themselves that because you know i know i know a lot of americans i do i i do enjoy olive garden you know all i've got oh i went to olive garden it was it was nice archie's like factory cheesecake factory yeah i like that one i mean she'll be always going to cheesecake factory day every time we meet up we do wow that's lovely i don't think we've actually ever not done it because we even did it when we were in nashville i'm a bit of a um oh yeah we've seen hustlers and then we went to we did we saw that okay if if you were an animal and you were being chased by the animals natural predator what animal would you like to be basically my question is what what animal has the best odds against its predators what one doesn't have a predator what predators are no you can't pick apex animals that's against the rules no but there's animals that aren't africans i don't think sloths have any predators no they do they me oh i'd say a sloth i hunt them actually sloths are pretty [ __ ] they they half the time just fall off of trees and die i hung them for their philosophy wait wait sloths full of trees oh that means their natural predator is gravity they're really [ __ ] honestly because they grab their arms thinking that their branches and try to climb and then they'll let go of their arm and realize oh i just grabbed my own arm and now i'm falling to my death and die yeah gravity gravity yeah they're pretty [ __ ] you think you can beat gravity it's a sloth hey gang hey hey mister he's back hey mister in it how's it going what about me tommy what would your answer to the question be where is he on producer morning he's not going to answer us i'm going to say elephant i'd be an elephant elephant's a good answer they like really they look after each other too well that's really a good one they have religion i found out that about uh elephants they have religions i don't believe that they do they they they they do like rituals at certain times of year hey gang hope you're all well that's a soundboard he has a soundboard is the stream go okay he's a soundboard yep yeah it went well thank you perfect scott that sounds like a very smart idea thank you cool leave that with me well done let me know how you get on does he is indeed is he acting like a sound that doesn't make sense tell me what do you think of the current political climate bye jack really quick call sharing your number with me he wants to speak politics you want jack's number let me get it for you two seconds oh seven eight i don't know give you shelby's but i don't know jax perfect hey tommy can i can i boot you out of producer mode and into podcast mode is that possible how do i do that what we do in podcast i didn't know we're doing podcasts stop copying me i'm just go i'm tired man you're just copying my voice sorry i've watched too much bo burnham sorry let me we should all do a tired voice right now what's your favorite bo burnham song repeat stuff and their parents will always come along because their little girl is in love and how could love be wrong love's never wrong so repeat stuff repeat stuff repeat stuff yeah repeat stuff repeat stuff yeah i do yeah what's your favorite song he sounds so sad yeah not sad i'm not sad i've just watched a lot of bo burnham i thought he was tired isn't the new beau burnham sad though yeah it is yeah yeah so you're awesome you're sad i'm not stopping that's okay it's okay to have emotions it's not okay to have emotions emotions are cringed no it isn't cringe it's cringing an emotion itself an emotion cringes shelby too right wise and cringe cringe is an emotional which means chris which means tommy's cringe and the cycle continues happy pride month everyone i love you pretty cheers you're welcome what's your favorite letter in the lgbtqia plus can you pick a favorite that feels like an answer though it feels a little bit off i feel like a trap he probably has a favorite letter no no no he does support the the lesbian communities are very odd he is he is scott tried to say a sentence there i think it was it was adequate i like all of them equally is that all right is that okay for you that was your copy answer it's not my cop-out answer i just don't have a favorite that was your co-founder i have a favorite of all of them they're all equally fine to me no oh they're just fine they're just fake they're just people scott people are [Laughter] i can't wait for six months during the lane when jack gets cancer for someone and someone will take that out of context just that clip saying that they're fine and then that'll be what they use against them probably you know my mom used to tell when i was sleepy by how red my ears were my eyes don't like it red when you're sleepy my ears get red when i'm embarrassed i blush with my ears my mum used to tell how sleepy i was based on how big of a [ __ ] i was being that's a favorite works to this day it still works to this day how are uh how are you will i'm good how are you i'm okay both so sleepy he's not sleepy he's just copying his copy yeah i am i am this guy oh he is honestly he like looked like he was gonna pass out you've been at mine all day haven't you and you're literally gonna pass out before you like i am just copying will buffer sorry tommy they were good they were good what was your favorite bit i think i preferred the skydiving one yeah mainly because i did that the army well the army one just i wouldn't do that scott what did you think of me jumping from a plane i was glad when you were pushed and falling to your death hey do you remember hey tommy can you recite what i said when you invited me yeah sure uh let me just scroll up in andy m's no you inv tommy stop messaging me i thought he said we we're not on texting terms right now stop messaging me you're not making money messaging me so i don't want you to we're streaming we're working we're not friends we're working he's not friends that sounds very wilbur to me it does yeah i mean it's not me because i actually replied to a message actually yeah that's true but have you noticed i've been as of this month i've made a i've made a um i'm saying it on stream now so i have to be held to it but i've made an agreement with myself and i'm like i'm like checking that i'm gonna reply as quickly as possible to every message i get for this next month and i've set alarms i've set alarms so that every half hour i just scroll through all of my messaging apps to check if i've been messaged see will that was my new year's resolution and then messaged me i texted you on monday and you didn't reply and then i had to message you again to nudge you for it i know but then how quickly did i respond after that you did it for the month because it was for june it's the start oh that's i fear so i messaged you on the the very last day of me yeah how are you shelby how are you i'm good thank you for asking that's okay [Laughter] nobody never did the plate thing and asked you who you were thomas how are you doing you don't want to ask me how i am no you sound like you sound like a paragraph android well it's like right i love radiohead no not the radio and the movie no no i love really your head so much what's your favorite i introduce you to an okay computer yeah yeah tommy's music taste is sculpted by wilbur i love one day so much you've coded you've coded me you've simply you've you've manipulated my brain i love it and now i can't stop buying one day love joy merch of etsy i just can't stop buying it and reselling it forever i keep logging yeah stop wait what happened in the chorus i say a swear word don't i say don't say that is life not frigging inconsistent oh he almost said one is it not uh yeah it is it feels pretty my life is rather consistent yo quackity holy [ __ ] my chaturino just stopped dude thank you so much for the rain man hope you're good everyone kept saying you look like you were gonna pass out on your stream i hope you're doing well um we're just chilling i'll be honest we played uno for a bit now we're just chatting we're just hanging out quackie of course if you want to join you're more than welcome to just let me know just send me a discord dm you're more than welcome to hang out with us um but yeah we're just chilling we're having a bit of a chat me will tommy shelby and scott if you want to hang out i really would appreciate it and if you are new feel free to follow i really appreciate it as well um george is sorry tommy knows it's fine guys but welcome thank you quicker you really appreciate that mate it's fine in a mood i don't know i didn't i didn't ask because he's god you know yeah that's not already something you are just it's not really something you joke about is it why are you speaking about gardening i don't don't speak about god like that well who's speaking to god tommy why has he gone mad you've got mental february 5th 2021. i was lying in bed and then god came and i went huh um [Applause] what you know okay when are we going to meet up tommy because we don't live far away from each other oh don't we no let's look i know he's trying to make me go to his house you said you should drive to my house all right i i guess we said you were going to rob me yeah i did no i said i'd take some capra sons you have an access like you don't need that no you said you would rob an mcc oh i did no [ __ ] you're right i will as well but but no we can meet we can we can go bowling if you want scott i know a question i love did you guys know i was a varsity bull shelby i'm in but i'm inviting scott to bowl yeah i would love to bowl with you tommy i'm a varsity player with you anyway but then i i have the chips and then i get i get bang guts and big time oh okay guys i tested will's reply speed four minutes it's very wow he's really sticking to his [ __ ] there's a few people i haven't messaged back i've i've i've written them in a notepad file on my pc how many people have texted me during the stream and i'm gonna text them back afterwards thank you for messaging me during the stream well i wanted to see what you were like you know this is much better than your previous times of weeks and or months yeah please test me more matter i will i need to speak favor it was just been never getting a response and he would just ignore it i've noticed that it's it paints a bad impression of you if you are bad at communication i used to say that i couldn't help it but i've decided no i'm going to try and help it it's good i'm proud of you for that that's good thanks jack and shelby and i'm not that just seems like that's fine it's a bit easy for you tommy it's a bit easy for me with all the females that message me um why are you trending along with hot tub stream i i don't know i i've been they keep spotting me in various hot tub streamers chats giving them i have to keep going no guys that's a different tommy in it okay i don't find that that's worth it to be fair it's a bit much i don't think i've ever watched our talktop show in my life you're missing out mate you're missing out i can link you some good hot tub vods if you want i'm more of a vod watcher because then it's not okay you can rewind it yeah are you sure i would also enjoy the same hot tub streams as you though what well i'm watching for the hot tub yes but i mean we might have opinions why would we have to why would we want this i might have a higher standard for the hot tub why are you watching hot tub stream scott what are you in it for the models admiring the hot tubs yeah like i don't want someone who's just sat in a pool like a little paddling pill no that's what george was in there maybe one of them is george's jacuzzi hot tubs i want jacuzzi hot tubs i want the fancy ones that you plug in it does the bubbles like i want so i was in one right last month and each corner of the jacuzzi had different settings for back massages i understand that in fairness i get that so that's if i'm going to watch a hot tub stream i want it to be a good hot tub thank you high quality thank you for coming to our ted talk our podcast if cat if breeds of dog were sports teams who would you support dog dog dog australian shepherd you reckon they'd win yeah bulldogs the huskies that already sounds like a sports team yeah bulldogs they're they're they're quite cute but at the same time they're big and hardy you know what i mean they look like they could take a bit of a battering and get back up i would support the king charles spaniels they're good dogs and it's a badass team name if i started a sports team i'd call us the king charles spaniels that's a great what is it and they love the people someone in my chat said aston villa okay i've got i've got a question real okay if there was one color that you could pick and it was just removed from existence completely like every tree so it was just gone didn't exist like that color in any packaging or buildings that would change to a different color what color would you get rid of purple magnolia wow me and tommy same page you would get you'd get rid of all of twitch's colors removed our jobs tommy single-handedly trying to stop purple from being a content you can't be like that it's starting to get too specific i'm not gonna let you be like oh my goodness like um f3 give me like the color chord no i don't want that one i think i'd i think i'd get rid of green just to see how much like [ __ ] awful the world would become and everything congratulations no it doesn't there's just void there what happens to dream have you ever have you ever have you ever played have you ever played like have you ever played stream dies have you ever played like gmod and and like there's been like zero textures and then every and as you turn around like it's like it like leaves like a trail in the sky i think i would i think i'd get rid of orange i think horn should be what i'd carried off yeah what about orange orange the most think think think mark think about them what would they even be i don't know they could just be they could be yellow um i'm not a big fan of mika oh you don't like lollipop i actually don't mind that i'll i think he's i think he i think they're a very talented person but i don't i i don't i don't he's not an enjoyer not an enjoyer i'm not a mika enjoyer i'm afraid i ever kept you thank you so much for the 58 pound donut i just spotted that thank you so much i hope you're having a good day i am i hope you're having a good one too thank you so much shelby i'll go as far as i'm i'm an auntie oh i'm an ajr anti an auntie i don't even know who ajr is controversial i feel like i feel like we should just start listening different bands or artists and what is the thing because i was talking about banzai like and someone mentioned ajr and i said no i i don't like them and then everyone in my chat got pissed off at me and then my entire q a for the rest of the day was just people asking why i didn't like ajr so i've gone forward i've gone through heavy on it now anytime i mention i don't like k-pop they don't like it you don't like k-pop why i just it's not like why i don't i don't think i've heard enough because i just don't know there's you don't like k-pop but you like ajr so you like agr but i didn't say i like okay spongebob screaming i'm ready at the beginning and then then auto-tune going real it's so bad he will find that a lot funnier than the rest of us that's because we're not aunties though jack that made me feel no i i actually would be an uncle does anyone like panic attack panic panic attack i was done about panic at the disco i like i like the way they separate the songs i like the way it's panic exclamation point at the disco it's like two sentences yeah emphasis on the panic yeah i really like the separation of the sentence i like the name i like high high hopes that i make that that's a good one yeah yeah high hopes is i listen to that in the morning to make sure and i go on jogs and listen to it good job he goes jogging because of how much me and george outpaced him in the vlog yeah and now i jog every morning at 6 00 a.m sharp to a high high hopes and i call mine today i'm gonna make it one mile in 30 minutes tell the team that you said 30 minutes and then she goes no you won't and i go yes i will and then but i but i never do and then i sit home i sit and i play on my apple tv i play bar home and wear sunscreen and i remember that nothing matters what are you saying right i was good at this one but i feel like they would have an answer so huh i've watched a lot of bo burnham [Music] why would you ever run by choice i don't know if he did it i think it was a lie because he does it out of fear what are you running from yeah i don't believe you run because whenever you walk together you ask me to slow down no yeah that's how i can charge up for my next run i walk at like a normal pace like we walked in a group today and he told everyone else to slow down because they were too fast it wasn't that he individually was too slow everyone around him was too fast oh tommy's gonna hate it when he walks with me i'm a fast walker me too scott you won't you won't move fast around me scott i won't i won't allow it what are you gonna do to stop me oh it won't be me that stops you you'll stop yourself why would i stop myself from walking past you'll realize that you don't want to walk without me when i'm there we'll go i miss walking with him after a few seconds what if after a while but what if after a while i want to walk away from you so i'm like that's never happened to me before oh that's never happened i thought people always find you annoying to start with so would they not want to walk away with yeah internet people scott you were past that point oh okay you're no judge could you ever find tommy annoying at first first it first up i don't know what's annoying about me at first i just say that i might i might i might end stream because it is just me staring and it probably i want to give the viewers to you guys i'm just gonna be scared i'm gonna stay in the discord though but i think it's just a bit unfair i'm just hogging viewers while staring blankly down you're welcome okay everyone go to jack manifold tv sh uh major 1995 or shovel and then you must go from there okay jack what did you i'm about to host them are you ready to watch yeah look i'm about to do my four months just wait for people to come in the doc the dog's chat is the one where the mods get mad at you being there because you're over there yeah yeah yeah yeah we everybody hated it when we raid them they hate it when we raid them because i said because i fed the ducks and went grubs up you fat [ __ ] and it was and they told me i said don't be mean to the duck so i thought it was i i thought i was being endearing i wasn't trying to be rude to them i thought it was like you know i like i call my dog a little little tubster sometimes you don't have a dog bubble i do have a dog where is it i've been to your gaff and there's no dog it's in it's in my it's i don't i i do have a house with my parents yeah i'm not a fault that's not your dog that's your parents dog you have two houses scott's seen my dog that's baller it's his parents dog is she's called she's called cotton yeah i remember that now you said yeah and you're sure emmanuel she's very cute it's your parents dog it's not your dog did you ever send me a picture why did i why are you trying to take his dog from him it's not here i almost i almost raided jack manifold that would have been a mistake i'm meant to write dashboard that's fine you can reign me every day of the week i can't every stream just go live with the specific intent to raid me i'll give you a notice before i stream so you can there are we're raiding dash ducks boys get in [Music] you posted on your instagram story on the 2010 september 2019 because i replied okay but like that's a really nice looking kitchen i've often just realized it's your mom's house oh yeah i would say that's a great kitchen a cute taco that we have the dash ducks farmer is here and he's just going to notice that the feeder is going to be just going off every sec i've got it up on stream i'll be honest i'm going to watch this [ __ ] he's just gonna he's going to be like what's happening why is the feeder going up so much don't make the ducks like choke or anything though please i'll get sad no they they have a there's they have an amount in the feeder that they can't overdo so ah that's okay then that's fine i still say i still say grubs up your dicks every time i feed them but it's do you get told off every time how have you not been banned i don't know i think they i think they like my endearment i feel like they they're telling me off because the rules tell them they have to tell me off but in reality they like more of a hierarchy you know yeah yeah they like they like to assert their dominance but really they they like they're so they like my presence yeah yeah yeah there's a system in place and they've got idea to it really they ain't got a choice in this world you know they're just slaves to the system like us oh yeah it's sad oh that's reality show you know that's this world i hate it here why that's the society we built for ourselves shelby and i'm not proud we live in a society yeah we do my father that's what i'm saying i'm very my name just goes green whenever yeah how much how many months of sub am i on now uh uh five months i'm a five month sub of dash ducks i'm already i'm four months man [Music] what's your most sub like question to everyone who's the person you've been subbed to the longest american girls are minecraft h-bomb yeah well i was trying to i can't i don't know i've been subbed to phil's of minecraft for almost two years no shroud actually i'm on like three years this round where do you check again it's under settings right he's on subscriptions i'll read you off my subscriptions in in order of most to least i have um i have two years with phil's on minecraft two years with connery's pants uh uh oh uh two almost a year and a half with major uh i have 16 months with mia chew 16 months with charlie 15 months with sneak snag nine months with david five months with dash ducks four months with rambu three months with quackerty and four months with shovel that's my sub yeah sub to me i'm not subbed to tommy i don't know why are you not shipped to me because i used to get it gifted all the time and then they just stopped saying you know what good i think my most subbed one is mine's tubber with nine months mine is lol simsie my friend kate not counting yourself to the council but kayla i've been subscribed to her for 43 months wow my longest is only 50. and then i have quite a few people like megan's 41 months juicy's 42. oh ewan thank you so much for the 10 gifted dudes really appreciate that h-bomb with 15 months that's your longest all right guys i think i'm gonna get i think i'm going to go that's right i've been subbed to you for 16 months go play wind waker i'll speak to you later yeah did you enjoy playing uno with us tommy oh that's where the ducks are where they crashed here that's worrying for some reason i turned the i turned you know on obs i turned to window capture on button on a different scene and it's now showed the ducks on my irl scene not on the game capture scene and i don't know why it's on the game because it's a real life now they you're are showing there's a net oh my goodness he's cleaning in front of the camera i tell you what ducks are nice but geese are [ __ ] though right who agrees oh geez are the worst i hate geese there's a place next to my parents that have guard geese rather than this can break your arm what these are real they're really aggressive they're really aggressive and they make really loud noises so they're territorial they just go yeah they're not there i don't know how to make the you don't mess with ducks i i think i might need to end stream with just the the docs on my screen because i can't my streamlabs does this thing where like when there's an influx of follows and such it breaks it and it can barely do anything i'm sorry and it's doing that right now so i can't actually move them off well this is my life now your stream has become the duck stream everyone just needs to enjoy watching these ducks there's actually two tabs of ducks i don't know why there's two but there is we're just needing to watch these ducks here but you live a difficult life scott you know oh do you know i played a game today that was called gus gusta and it's basically among us he plays geese and there's secret people who are ducks that can kill the geese and it's got prox mod built into it and it's and it's got like different roles like sheriff and all that into it oh my cosmetics you can buy and you can go up to 16 players my man cool my man really referenced child quite quickly childhood game duck goose as like among us he really took that childhood classic and went like a mogus we i have something i'm very passionate about i've got something to do with geese i'm passionate about okay humongous so what is the name for one goose goose goose okay what's the name for plural geese okay now what's the name for a singular miss should be the same because it's one letter difference literally just a g and a name you could spell it so it should be nice and i stopped english major english english makes no sense niece is the only these aren't real it sounds a little bit like like mice if you're saying it a bit wrong like if you just like have a thick accent you go mace miss no it's me it's only if there's multiple of them do you know this are actually incredibly aggressive and kill people they're huge they're bigger than cars bro they're massive huge i've seen them and they've been all as trees well what were you going to say to me by the way small trees maybe they're like those little vans like not like a truck like they're not a filled truck but our version of vans and such are different from yours like a u-haul is the size of a miss yeah not a tree what's a u-haul sometimes they're tall as hell they're still not taller than like an oak tree okay well some trees are shorter than mooses they might be i'm so upset that there's just a dark stream and i can get [Music] because there's there of them i just wish there was one of them i got rid of one one can never have enough ducks truly we have one no you can't have enough geese spindiferously what oh my goodness thank you well pursue for the tier one sub for 17 months it wasn't me i know the person said who are you my resub is in a few days to you i i don't know you know i don't know hey guys when's your subject for me my sub to you is in 60s i can always rely on you scott i don't know if i'm subscribed to you well i've been subscribed for 22 months i'm a mod i should get gifted to will you know i just don't know i'm happy to support my friends which is why i'm not subscribed to jet manifold my money is for me that's what i'm saying i've been gifted subscriptions to 15 people oh yeah i'm only paying for two uh one of them is jack manifold i've been gifted or something yes they ever by ninja and that was the best moment of my life table got her mega lolled by shroud and it broke him inside that's also pretty bad because tabor raided him and then he was like his trouble oh and then double went dark for a couple never been the same since nope he went dark he kept calling him turbo oh that's sad yeah i'm gifted i've been gifted to two channels that i don't know either yeah i don't it is what it is guys just be grateful thank you sometimes sometimes i have it where like i was a sub and then i went into a chat and it's like maybe it's been the prime or something so i've not done it and then someone's got in with a gift before i can renew it and then it's like oh well i'm going to forget about that again someone gave me us up to quick which is a what do you really need to support the child he's an adult now he is no he's only 17. he's now he's 18. he's in he's 18. his birthday passed he's only he's still a young adult he's not an adult until he's 21. i'm an adult scott and i'm 18. you know i'm a mature man i do adult things the 80 18 in the uk i feel like applies for more than 18 in america that's like you can basically do although yeah you can do almost everything here jack which is he can't i'm legally considered an adult i am i don't think you can rent a car yet he's still a baby no i can't rent a car i don't think but it's fine because i have one yeah you can't rent a car here until i think you're 21. you can't rent a car in america until you're 25. you know that's not true everyone always says that but it's not true if you know but she'll be if you're foreign if you're if you're coming back so no if you're if you're traveling abroad it's because insurance would be far too high because because also americans think americans can't rent until they're 25 that's uh no it's just it's like if you're coming from like the uk and such it's sad because like i would be able to meet up with jack now and we could go for a drink down at the pub but then if we go together to vidcon or twitchcon he can't come together yeah we can't because he's not true that's true that's really true richard thank you for the five gifted again you've gifted so many people was like america once for an event before i was 21 and it was awful oh wait cheers for filling me with hope scott you're welcome here the difference is when i went all of my friends i was the youngest one so they were all old it is you have like tommy and trouble yeah that feels like babysitting scott they're no you're also the baby i'm not a baby i'm bigger than me the baby sitting with the babysitting would be of like me or wilbur didn't i i took george places and it felt like i was babysitting george he's trying he's older than you he's yeah but it's not like babysitting i was watching tommy's vlog who was the a forgotten his name the person that was also there is the cameraman for some things big russ who is big ross was he your signified babysitter for the day no he's not a babysitter he's a producer he produces what was the babysitter for the day no no he wouldn't have to look after me because i'm mature and old i can get my own trains was the babysitter for like the group for the day though right he babysat tommy tubo and george not me though we would just make jokes together like the adults do i've said to you i forget that you are under 21. i for i think of you as 21. that's good to hear i didn't know i was young i always think you're my age i think you're 25 but then i remember you're like a year younger than me i think i look old no my age watch what you call old will the shelby is older watch it wait how old do you think i look shinobi how old do you think i look i don't think you look whatever age is older than me i think you look around my age you both look around yeah you both look the same again at 25. thank you well you're 20. how old do you think i am jackie will sweat in four i'm 24. i don't know because you they you've now acknowledged that you're older than both scott and never mind i i i'll be honest with you you can actually image but you put your 27 in every [ __ ] bio you have so it kind of gave it away the only answer the only answer is 21 when a woman asks you how old i know but but we already acknowledged that usually you would say that right but you know when she's already acknowledged that she's older than will you that's a bit like i just look like a bit like pandering then i'm not a pandering man scott you know really i don't know why would you say that he was a boy i'm not a boy i'm a man i'm a big man you know you're a boy perhaps the biggest little boy okay no you're actually definitely not the biggest you're a tiny you can be a man you can't be a big man i he's like four or three i'm not four three he's like five foot i'm a big boy five foot i think he is actually about no he's like five six right five nine no five nine five nine even not five eight four nine you're not five nine five it keeps getting worse there's no way you're never five eight of the worst but five nines i think i think there is no way you're the worst i am is five eight but i think i'm five nine i think you're five six or five seven that's not true at all that is not true like absolutely i don't think you are i think i'm five nine though i just might be rounding a bit um i don't know if you are i measured myself to go skydiving you have to measure yourself and weigh yourself i found out how much i weighed for the first time i never knew i'd never weigh myself i won't ask because that's rude that is rude i don't mind because i actually did i didn't know up until that point um because i never weighed myself ever so i i just they're like how much do you wear i'm like i don't [ __ ] know our doctors don't we don't like do we like you like america have their way under driver's licenses which they do and their height and their eyes because like to me i was like honestly most of those ways must be off after covet let's not lie here everyone yeah wait wait fluctuating thing that's very weird to have on your license like i understand you don't get a new license very often either so no it's very odd yeah you never thought about that what did they want are we you know from cia i mean my picture is pretty off my picture's blonde tooth dr my driver's license doesn't look like me mine does mine doesn't but yours i would hope yours does jack because you only take you when i was like 15 so to be fair it's an old picture why did you not take a new photo my profile picture you know my profile picture guess how old i am in that picture on this yeah like my preferences on everything i'm not eight years old why would i be eight years old i think like 14 no i'm 16 i just turned 16 as my 16th birthday let me get a photo of what i look like when i was 16. probably just not as cool as me and that is okay no it wasn't definitely oh i didn't want you to i wanted you to retort i didn't want you to accept it no joey don't you see why i literally when i was like then you'll see why i didn't retire okay i'm gonna look and i'll tell you and then i'll probably show the chat yeah that's fine okay he's okay with it good i'm glad i love embarrassing him how old where when when was i 16 how many years ago was that i have to worry about it nine years ago oh god um that would be what 20 i'm gay i'm very much helped me out here when was nine years ago why do gay people why why why do they say why where is this where did this stereotype come from what is happening when i was in school there were two people who were better at maths than me and both of them were gay this is me at six those are our outliers but hey he's looking cool look at him yeah we don't we're bad at him i will can i show them i'm good at math huh can i show the people can i show the people they're waiting in anticipation yeah of course thank you you show the people me at 16. i'm gonna show them you at 16. you have the exact same face still you actually do you look so i don't look old you look very nice what did i do did i already look 25 when i was 16. not yeah true no you no you look like an older version of that boy which makes sense because that is what you are my facebook is being slow oh my god he's logging into facebook i have to it's only evidence of those old photos where's my we for people who are in a lot of myspace oh wow okay i missed myspace i went on a beeble i'll show you me coming back from my essex prom you never had people while look at this look at this look at this suave gentleman look at him wait let me see the swag gentlemen look at this look at this lad look at this machine i put a zero on top of him but i didn't mean to that's me when i'm 10 you look so gaunt what does that mean gaunt what does that mean what word is that this is this is me at 17. that's me at my year six prom i was coming back it's me at 15. man had just been to frankie and venice of course why is that such an american thing to have like professional photos well i was in acting classes when i was 15. i think normal kids didn't have photos like this fair enough right i'm gonna wait let me show these ones off so here's will everyone how old are you they're will 17 17 and the second one yeah i'll show you mere 18 oh this is an edgy one oh wait you can see the [ __ ] urinals in the background my chat and there's shelby how would you say even that shelby to be fair it was they put makeup on me oh and then took right well i i don't know how much difference that makes to be on a show i've never seen you with but that's my little 15 year old face that is you this is my first time noticing that this is when i was 18 years old i just took this is two photos with urinals and like take a selfie dude was like okay i'm gonna pee and then i'm gonna yeah oh my god it's real he actually oh my god look at that phone the [ __ ] iphone 3. dude's got the iphone 3 in his hand and he's using both hands that's the best part as the partner and the fact that it's horizontal but the image is cropped as if it was taken vertically it's all very odd so much fun the phone my hands are very big so that phone just it was like lost that's why i've got the new that's why when i went into the [ __ ] apple store i was like give me big one i don't care if it's good i just want a big one here wait i have a baby picture i have a little one oh i have a pro you want to see two baby pictures of me they're really funny do baby pictures let me find them i wish i could search i'm trying if i could only one off when i was 17. this was me 17 with a puppy with a pup all right here's oh [Applause] and then it's just like my style has changed but everything else is roughly you look so similar like that's that's yeah [ __ ] you haven't like yeah [ __ ] it out but you definitely do look younger but like that's [ __ ] weird man i still want to show you because before that i didn't have that haircut and i did look different but i'm just trying to get to yeah i can imagine that anyway here's me going in i'm just giving you me through the years this is me at 19. i've saved all of my i don't know what i'm so shocked about i've saved all of my likes oh that's a cute pick i saved all of my stuff i didn't when i when i deleted all my social medias i like went through and i saved everything by year so i have like i have a pretty extensive catalog 19 year by year did we meet how old were you when we first spoke well i would have been about 20. oh you're about 20. okay because it was um yeah i just forget how old you were i can show you me at 20. this would be when i check this is where i also i did at one point look like this though you're welcome oh yeah now you look different holy [ __ ] yeah yo look at that boy he's dripped out he was also on screenmuncher.com that was someone my friend took the phone that's me he was money in amsterdam at 20. that was when i was staying in the netherlands oh my god that's the boy that's him that's i knew him maybe that's the boy i think i might show him 21. this is this is the first image that comes up for me at 21. this is all that came up when i typed in 21. that's funny i like that one that's gonna oh that's gonna become amazing that's a meme now from from 21 onwards it's just my instagram if you go on my instagram it's just that's me 21 onwards no everyone's like you don't age you don't age from a certain point you haven't looked much older since you're like 21. like that's you've hit that now you don't look much older since then oh just you wait just your way well hasn't it straight one i haven't interested with seventeen this way is it it's gonna hit like a trick and i know and i know twister will be ready to mock me for it i'm i'm prepared look at that's me is a proper proper baby like a real me at seven this was also me at 17 right here oh my god that is proper baby i like a grumpy old man i like like i look old but also it's got like patchy hair i'm like slumped on the sofa looking slightly pissed off at whatever i'm watching it's probably like the news and the stocks went down i'm just stuck i was an old baby man like an old man baby as well i was a baby i looked like a grumpy fan yeah it's weird like you do look younger scott but like also not it's very weird you age like your skin's cleared up but you look just as old oh yeah my skin is me and my mom is me and my mom at one years old wait your mum's one years old in that picture wow yeah she's like crazy right were you a little blonde baby i was a little baby i was like my mom i was blonde yeah trying to find oh there's willingness no evidence that i existed between the ages of 15 and 19. oh really wow she just disappeared people say that my eyes and my my eyes and my mouth look identical to my mom like my smile and my eyes let me bring that back up again hold on which is good because she's a beautiful lady that was me when i was four and then like six or four above it i don't see it but i feel like maybe that's just the image i feel like maybe in a different picture i would what do we need to see i'm looking at a picture of will and his mum to try and figure out if they look similar and i'm not seeing it right now well i mean i see it a bit uh yeah of course it's his mum but like i i don't know i don't look like my parents but i look like my sister oh i look straight up adopted next to all my siblings and my parents i don't fit you just don't fiddle with the postman though i just don't fit what oh oh scott don't apply things don't apply things wait that's not is that not the joke that you do in america's work here it's always like our favorites are still appearances we look like they're horsemen i look like my dad way too much for anyone's about a joke i look like identical to my dad how's that make you feel how does that make you feel well that i look like my dad is fine i think my dad loves me if i look like my dad at 57 i think you and your sister look so much alike yeah oh you do actually let's have a look actually i guess i look a little bit like my sister i don't look at all like my brother i'd show a picture but you know i'm just starting from instagram so i wanted to know what i'm on about they could look there but yeah you know i mean everyone looks like a lot of you can find them i don't think we have the same like smail yes yeah that's totally it it's actually like if you just crop like kind of like from the eyes to the mouth it's the exact same yeah i call my dad 57 i feel like i'm out of offending because he's going to watch the stream and he's i think he's 56 i think i [ __ ] it up oh dude oh no well my dad's in his mid 60s heading on to 70 soon my dad turned my dad turned so yeah [Music] oh wow happy birthday scott's dad tell him that tell him then my sister turns 30 this year please tell him i said that oh well thank you one of my sisters is 45 my other sister is 32. wow my brother's turning 30. turn to 30. you're the one i'm the good sibling do you have any siblings i not blood related no i don't think my parents were together long enough my parents weren't together long enough to have another one fair enough i came out and then they were like yeah not for me [ __ ] it out one is enough that's okay wilbur was enough you don't need to do it again if they get a perfect well this didn't fix our marriage no if they just got a perfection we're like we don't need to do it again baby and they were like they looked at the little crying baby and they're like why isn't this fixed our marriage i'm actually just looking now and i'm like i you have such dark brown hair so it's wild that you had blonde hair like yeah mine was like the same car mine was like gold blonde but now it's just kind of like mostly brown so it's not as dark as yours so that's surprising my dad was like i was like like a really blonde kid and then he like as he got older his hair's like nearly jet black like it's so dark it's really weird i don't like why can people's hair change to brown someone explain that i don't get it i don't know why can hair just go brown genetics should have already decided that it was blonde why did it change what happens to cats a lot that their eye colors hardly ever stay the same as when they're babies my eye color is chocolate my cat had blue eyes when she was born now they're yelling i don't know where my cat is hell somewhere in the house i thought you just meant like genuinely i was taking pictures of her before because she's being cute this is my cat right now oh turned off the ducks i've turned off the ducks well done i'm probably more ducks oh that is adorable look she's so long i don't know what color my she is long she is straight i don't know what color my eyes are i've never been able to have a ps2 on your copy it's a good console i also have an n64 next to it yeah but i i kind of understand the nsx 4 because it's retro enough that it's fun but the ps3 doesn't feel right true enough the green tubes in the your cat's turned into a a snowmobile in the shape of a snowmobile that's actually quite funny she is star-lord and she is beautiful like oh guardians snowmobile like guardians oh he's the guardian i like that they it does look like a snowmobile by my face you say you don't know what color is yours don't know what color eyes i have no i can't figure it out what color are those does that mean it's something between blue and green or gray all right uh let me i'll take a little i'll take a snipping tool screenshot my obs right hi i'm just going to stay into the camera really aggressively give us a moment sorry hold on i'm holding on what color are those how long do you expect me to hold on what color is that it's like a greenish color but it's like a it's also kind of gray and i don't know what it is you have little brown yeah it's a very confusing eye i don't know what it is i think it's probably kind of just like hazel maybe whenever anyone asks me my eye color i genuinely never know what to answer i i usually go for grapes minor grey i usually just [ __ ] go i don't know like i'm like oh [ __ ] i'll have a look and then i just stare at them really intently like every time that's my honest answer every single time it works until the day i meet a blind person like that's genuinely it cause i just might be like what uh you tell i don't know i'm very aggressive about it i'm i'm gonna like i've got this photo it's not as intense as sharks from eyes but mine are just a grey blue yeah that yours are very obviously a gray blue i just really don't know what mine are mine are brown and hazel but mostly brown i like my eyes if i like they're nice i have a question for those of you that have big families do you actually have these things called family group chats no i have i have a i have a what something with my mom dad sister and freezer yeah just my brother and sister but that's it yeah because i always see people talking about like on the my dad's so wacky on the family group chat and i'm like what the it feels like a dystopia i don't i i'm not dming my dad instagram memes i'll be honest i only do because i don't live like near home so it's handy for like quick sharing of him for to everyone in one switch but not like the extended family it's just like the immediate family i get that in your position i understand that yeah yeah we're just i don't hold on a second everyone ritsu thank you so much for giving another you literally like you've gifted 75 total stuff that's insane because i thank you so much you've been gifting so much today thank you for all the subscribers today we're getting really close to be doing a funny mr bean dance however i'm getting quite tired so i think i'm gonna sing a song and then get going but the thing is i don't know what song to sing i i was secretly googling it while while we were speaking um i'll tell you what's stuck in my head at the moment and it's photo id by remy wolf smile for the photo id that's stuck in my head at the moment um let me know i'm not saying sex sells i don't think i can do so it's a very high pitched song i probably could if i change the key maybe um what's that let me give it a go real quick so sex cells let's see we'll see how far we can get in before i go nope too high so we'll give it a go sorry guys you think he wait wait let me listen to the i can play it on stream so i can totally listen to it while it goes you think he'd realize but he's infatuated with ideas of possessions and far-flung social policies his daddy works on the council his mrs loves a silver spoon swore she'd never kiss a tory but this boy was too good to lose and i'll listen carefully with ears pressed to the floor as you make your way downstairs you haven't got far to fall now it's wait the will to speak in the chat i'm still singing your song they told me too well anyway um now it's red now it's dead now it's everything you need now it's for open doors pillow pillows pressed under your knees now it's a sad sad piece here we go now we can't do it sucker to ensure her the ending and then it's there i've been scared of sleeping with the lights on no she's not there i know she's going to his plan but that's i struggle with that so much it's just slightly outside of my range i really like like the the main beyond the chorus i really like it but i really struggle with the streams with them anyway i watched you good night everyone take care see you on friday bye

Channel: JackManifoldVODS

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Length: 159min 34sec (9574 seconds)

Published: Fri Jun 04 2021