Quackity Plays Jackbox and Sings With Dream

all right chat this is what we're gonna do we're gonna do jack box baby we're gonna do [ __ ] jack box it's gonna be great hold on i should probably should finish my dinner [Music] [Music] i was about to choke and die a straight up about to choke and [ __ ] die bro rubber thank you really good that subs appreciate it thank you so much excuse me rubber nuts excuse me what's going on rubber nuts [Music] it's [ __ ] excuse me all right all right hold on i gotta i gotta i gotta i gotta get it started i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm [ __ ] getting it started hold on ah ah [ __ ] my throat that looks like taco bell no it's not [ __ ] taco bell how's everyone doing sorry i'm a little i'm supposed to get up at five tomorrow i'm literally supposed to get up at five tomorrow i don't actually know what i'm doing i don't know what i'm doing but i'm doing it and that's i think that's uh that's all that matters that's all that matters thank you guys so much for all the gifted primes appreciated [Music] all right sorry let's go squiggly thank you so much for ten dollars i appreciate it hold on let's literally make it crazier than that what hello oh wait quacking you gotta wait you guys you gotta wait you gotta wait a second carl's finishing up carl's finishing up his streak okay they're popping up they're popping off chat i gotta i gotta show you guys something real quick you look so good no i'm i'm [ __ ] i'm no i'm not good i've been [Music] they're still finishing off they're still finishing off i think they're still popping off i think they're still popping off that's fine that's fine we're good you know what we'll stall we're gonna stall chat we're gonna saw people were very impressed at my singing skills they said hey there delilah was the best song cover that we've heard in a long [ __ ] time and i said and i said thank you so very much that is very true that is very true in so many way shapes and forms all right i'll just stall i'll just have to stall how do i stall how do i [ __ ] stall chat chat how the [ __ ] do i stall i'm not i'm not sure how to stall right now um oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] uh [Music] sing a song okay sure you know what let me grab my guitar and i'll sing hey there's a lyla again [Music] take the hood off hello chat i'm back i'm back i got the guitar i don't know how tuned it actually is i don't know how tuned it actually is chat i'm not sure how tuned the guitar is right now [Music] [ __ ] i have to stall so hard i'm stalling so [ __ ] hard right now okay i'm stalling so [ __ ] hard right now i don't know what to do hold on i gotta i gotta [ __ ] okay i gotta fix this i gotta fix this i gotta [ __ ] tune it um okay this is epic where the [ __ ] is it oh thank you buzzy thank you so much for what i'm stalling so [ __ ] hard chad i'm stalling so [ __ ] hard i did not know they were gonna still pop off afterwards [Music] okay [Music] thank you uh i'm gonna [ __ ] stall so hard i'm gonna try and stall as hard as i can i don't know how much longer i can stall for but i'm uh but i'm trying i'm definitely trying chat so um thank you buzzy for the gift it subs hey there delilah what's it like in new york city i'm a thousand miles away but girl tonight you look so pretty yes you do [Music] times square kid times squared can't shut [ __ ] [ __ ] hold on i gotta i gotta [ __ ] i gotta take it up a notch hey there delilah hold on maybe i have to go toe and lower chad i'm stalling so hard right now i am stalling so [ __ ] hard i am stalling so i'm trying i'm trying not to stall it so i'm so i'm stalling so hard [Music] hey there delilah what's it like and the [Music] [ __ ] [Music] times square can't shine as bright as you i swear it's true hey there delilah don't you worry about the distance i'm right there if you get lonely give [Music] listen to my voice it's my disguise i'm by your side oh it's what you do to me [ __ ] oh [Music] i am stalling so [ __ ] hard right now i'm stalling so [ __ ] hard um hey there delilah i know times are getting hard but just believe me girl someday i'll pay the bills with this guitar will have it good we'll have the life we knew we would my word is good hey there delilah i've got so much left to say if every single song i wrote to you come on so [ __ ] nervous would take your breath away i'd write it all even more [Music] me [Music] if i had no other way our friends would all make fun of us and we and we'll just laugh along because we know that's so high we know that none of them have felt this way that's so high that is so [Music] that by high time that we get through the world will never ever be the same that's so high that is so [ __ ] high um [Music] um you be good and don't you miss me two more years and you'll be done with school and i'll be making history like i do you'll know it's all because of you thank you for the gifted subs we can do whatever we want to hey there delilah here's to you this one's for you [Music] oh let's go let's go let's go we're popping over popping off we are popping off we are popping off we are popping off are they done are they done what else should i do what else should i do what which other one should i do chat chat which other one should i do which other one chaotix tiger thank you for the 50 gift dude thank you for the 50 gifted which other one um uh which other one was really good yo thank you did you guys really perfect jesus christ yo thank you guys for the gifted i appreciate it i i i'm kind of nervous so my voice sounded a little shaky my voice sounded a little shaky that's what happens when it gets super chaotic thank you alyssa thank you so much got it tiger m e man thank you so much i appreciate it what are the song songs like hey they're delilah delilah hey there delilah i don't know where we are [Music] you lipstick no that's one despacito you know what i'm gonna do drake and josh theme song chords drake and josh theme song chords i'm gonna do that one i'm gonna do that one see see where it leads to see where it goes see where it [ __ ] goes see where it [ __ ] goes let's see it let's see it all right oh man this one has difficult chords young fuzz thank you guys so much for the gifted all right [Music] i always thought that it'd be too crazy but i found a way i found a way if you open up your mind [Music] but if you look inside i'm sure you'll find that's so high [Music] so just turn around now that i know that everything's possible found a way i found a way no one can break what's so [Music] you'll find over your shoulder you know that i told you i'll always be picking you up when you're down [Music] so just turn around so just turn around no one cares what you think you know you gotta be be what you wanna be when it's time to be free you know you gotta be what you wanna be this is this is this is we are we are we are a hundred percent [ __ ] um what's it called i am 100 stalling right now i'm 100 stalling right now but this stalling has led to this so maybe it's a good thing what other song is there um icarly the icarly one is is good i i carly theme course but it's very simple thank you linda holy [ __ ] thank you guys so much appreciate it um oh my god i know you see sometimes the world will change for me and be so wonderful you know i'm just gonna skip to this [Music] it's chorus time to be actually you know what the course sounds a little too low let's see [Music] so pick up members of my nation it's your time to be there's no chance unless you take one and the time oh i [ __ ] it up i [ __ ] it up i [ __ ] it up let's go yo thank you everyone for the gift itself appreciate it um you know what let's just sing boulevard of broken dreams to just end with let's just end with boulevard of broken dreams since that's one of the song oh wait wait wait oh no that's way too high that's way too high um let's see gary come home gerry oh my god gary come home all right this might be the last i don't know i don't know if he finished already i don't know if he finished already thank you guys for all the gift of jesus christ thank you guys um i wouldn't know i was wrong i'm messed up and now you're gone gary i'm sorry i neglected you oh i never expected you to run away and leave me feeling this empty your meow right now would sound like music to me please come home cause i miss you gary gary can't you see i was blind i'll do anything to change your mind [Music] you know i'll just sing the first part again and this is how it ends gary now i know i was wrong i messed up and now you're gone the way i'm something lmm gary i'm sorry i neglected you oh i never expected you to run away and leave me feeling this empty your meow right now would sound like music to me [Music] [Applause] did i stall long enough did i saw long okay i don't think i stalled long enough i don't think i've sold long enough i saw that i'm sorry i i think uh man i've not i don't think i've stalled long enough thank you guys so much for the gift by the way and thank you everyone who's using the twitch primes you got twitch phone you can use it on the stream thank you guys thank you guys very much i don't know what else to stall with i don't know what else to stall with um mr i don't even know mr brightside um piano man is a good song i i like piano man you know what justin just until just until they they stop popping off we can we can stop stalling [Music] there's an old man sitting next to me making love to his tonic he says son can you play me a member that is so high that is taylor swift you belong you belong to me okay okay last one last one and we pop off last one and we do [ __ ] jack box last one and we do jack box baby let's go [Music] she's obsessed she's going off about something that you said she doesn't get your humor like i do i'm in the room it's a typical tuesday night i'm listening to the kind of music she doesn't like and she'll never know your story like i do guys i don't i don't wear short skirts but she wears short skirts i wear t-shirts she's your captain and i'm on the bleachers dreaming about the day when you wake up and find that what you're looking for has been here the whole time and you can see that that is so high that is so high that is actually so high let me let me take it down a tone let me take a down attempt [Music] let's go let's go let's [ __ ] go let's go let's go holy [ __ ] let's go let's go um what else what else oh man um uh chat chat please don't send that cover to taylor swift that is incredibly embarrassing um okay this is epic all right yeah i'm sorry uh what is that high school high school musical chords thank you linda thank you so much for five gifted thank you guys everyone for the gift i appreciate it all right all right dude there's not a star in heaven that we can't reach if we're trying you want me to sing a wilbur suit song what it what is it called um your new boyfriends like a lot of that is made by wilbur's like instruments like like like it's good but also like but i don't have like a guitar to show the cool part like yo thank you thank you guys so much for that to your gifted shops i appreciate it i appreciate it um we good to go soon please spam sing like mexican dream hey life isn't quite what i thought it'd be when i was a kid on voip i thought that i'd get older i don't know how to stream i'm not a [Music] streamer [Music] now i'm 26 and i work in an office nine till five is not the best i'll be honest if i could change a single thing i'd make it me and not him yeah i don't know i don't know are we are we good yeah thank you guys so much for gifted i'm uh i don't i don't know uh do i do i keep stalling do i keep stalling do i keep stalling should i keep stalling should i keep stalling do i keep stalling yes sir well i don't know what the [ __ ] that means i don't know what the no yes no hello i've been stalling so hard for the past yeah 30 minutes carl was sitting there trying to figure out how to rage you with as many viewers as yeah oh sorry carl carl you're so nice you're so nice i love you fellas okay okay well let me well hold on let me jump in for a bit all right guys so what's gonna happen is we're going to play jackpots it's kind of a last-minute stream i'm not really prepared but what we're going to do is i'm going to thousand dollar prize to the winner and basically i'm gonna [ __ ] dream up that is literally what i'm about to do i'm gonna [ __ ] dream up man i'm gonna [ __ ] him up linda thank you so much for my gifted subs i appreciate it thank you guys so much can you turn him down yes he says i'm sorry i'm sorry jesus christ it's not my fault okay uh thank you guys to everyone who subs appreciate it let's get started let's get started let's go hello this man you guys ready and then okay okay yeah yeah sorry i'm just i'm so unprepared i'm i am i'm so unprepared okay okay okay uh wait is bad here bat isn't even here why is he not here i'm gonna call it my column all right carl dream george i hope you know you're so amazing yes yeah okay okay do not you gotta [ __ ] pop off baby okay no no i'm popping like [Music] carl without me no all right cool cool cool cool thanks a lot man alex i'll down your chalupa cool oh thank you mates for the thank you for this popping up we are popping up okay okay hold on i gotta turn you guys down a little you guys are way too loud apparently okay so here's the thing okay you're not that's not cool man that's not [ __ ] cool all right my my kids are watching this all right let's go so this is the first thing we're gonna do uh wait george where the [ __ ] is george where the [ __ ] is george jackson thank you so much for playing dude thank you so much okay i'm correct [ __ ] basically i'm calling join now join out you cannot do this to me you cannot you cannot make me stall for 30 minutes and not be ready to pop the [ __ ] off okay this is the last this is the last shift of the night george this is the last [ __ ] shift of the night do me a goddamn favor please pop off [Music] waiting for your answer i'm waiting for your answer uh you weren't meant to stream no well too [ __ ] bad i'm live now and it's not like i'm gonna end just like that baby okay we're gonna get started all right fellas we're going to start off with whiplash that's what we're going to start off with um what you heard me oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] okay well there's a there's a there's some tricky news here boys let's go i gotta download jack box and it's gonna take like two seconds so chat if the stream blacks you gotta chat if the stream lags if the stream likes is where you're gonna do you're gonna tweet out you're gonna tweet out um we're gonna tweet out you're gonna tweet out something all right what should we make it um just be like just be like uh uh uh how is this allowed on twitch and then my twitch link okay that's a that's a deal that's a deal let's go let's go let's go let's go if the stream goes down that's what we're gonna do thank you linda thank you linda so much for the five gifted subs i appreciate it okay please please everyone pray everyone pray how is this allowed on twitch and you you you you show my twitch stream okay all right that's what we're gonna do hey no one say like everyone say oh my god you're popping off that's what you're gonna say okay if it lags if it lags you're gonna say oh my god you're popping off that's that's exactly what you're gonna say i've been stalling for 30 minutes and i can't let this go to [ __ ] waste i cannot let this go to [ __ ] waste okay i cannot let it i cannot let it go to waste chat chat we're doing good we're doing good okay we're doing we're doing all right we're doing all right let's go come on we're any any any we're popping off we're popping off we're popping off we're popping off we're popping off we're popping off we're popping off we're popping off we're popping off we're popping off we're popping off we're popping off it's going to take like two seconds this stream's still up that's all that matters is the stream still up chat is the stream still up is the stream still up is that we're popping off say no to drugs 69 okay don't worry don't worry we're gonna be fine we're gonna be fine am i actually lagging or popping off i don't actually know the answer to this question say no to drugs that's too true thank you for the 10 gifted i am i am a little nervous i am hoping it doesn't take are we popping off or are we lagging we good we're no okay i'm so nervous i'm so nervous i'm sorry i'm a little nervous i'm a little nervous right now i'm a tiny bit nervous i'm hoping this works i'm hoping this works right now i'm a tiny little bit nervous right now and um chad not logging we're popping off we're popping up okay okay we're buffing off we're buffing off what we're going to start is with whiplash and we're starting we're going to start off with whiplash and then we're going to move to the [ __ ] rapping games and when we moved thank you man so much was fight gifted i'm sorry i'm i'm just a little nervous i'm just a little nervous for twitch primes appreciate it okay i gotta at you thank you so much for [ __ ] the subs cute hobick thank you so much for your time dude appreciate it thank you thank you guys i am okay okay we're almost done we're almost done we're almost done we're almost done we're almost done we're almost done [ __ ] losing out here george better get his [ __ ] [ __ ] together george better get his [ __ ] together for this goddamn stream assuming we thank you so much for the fun gift and appreciate it thank you so much excel emily parker thank you guys so much for the five to excel through 10 emily thanks for five oh jesus i've never been it's almost done it's almost done okay the artist thank you so much for the uh five gifted appreciate it um i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm just trying to i'm just trying to get my [ __ ] together just okay okay we should be good to go i think we should be good to go chad i think we should be good to go thank you guys so much okay we got this we got this hello hello hi hello and i said and then i said i have to move out because oh oh oh oh oh what are you guys talking about george george george i need to hear your biggest hooray ever hmm god i'm not taking no for an answer i'm i want to hear the biggest hooray george george george george don't do this to me man you're not you're actually not allowed to do this to me [Music] all right i think we should get started we should get started with whiplash okay we're gonna get our funny out we're gonna get the energy out of george george we're gonna get the energy out of you okay mike what mike tony hawk's brother what is it what is it what is it what is it it's tony hawk's brother's first name is mike and his last name what is it bad joe it's quiet no he's laughing bad boy halo literally uh wait actually all right any joiners any joiners any joining me to join any join meisters yeah yeah hey wait can you guys hear quackity leave me on funny bad that's like bad mike muted your mic's muted that's not funny that's not that's not funny bad that's not funny you got to lay out the hard mic tonight you got to leave tonight you got to leave bizarre tonight that's bizarre that look no no no no look look what you just said are you proud of yourself carl you must be so proud of me with what you've just done who the you must be so proud of carl thank you so much for that from the makers of cat in the water two and one listen thank you so much thank you so [ __ ] much oh thank you man i'm not talking to you bad i'm i'm sorry i'm just i'm a little on edge okay i'm a little on edge um you need to get up all right george you're you're playing right you're 100 you're playing george george come on george george you can join from your phone you can join from your phone all right i have it up on my computer so i can see the thing all right let's go let's go jojo's gonna play it oh he's playing from his bed let's go he's in his bed come on let's on my phone my name is dream paid me which is funny because you just paid me i did did you actually pay him you know how you know how like ages ago he was meant to pay me for playing jackpots he just played me on that on that stream that just happened all right all right let's go let's go who's left who's left the law is caught up with itself if you want to join us you can join us hey i don't know i don't know what the restrictions are here okay wait he can't on whiplash you can't on whiplash he can't he said i'm not he's not it's okay i'll present for him no let's go let's go all right all right let's go okay wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait i'm not going to join or not george you're in then you're not okay okay callaghan doesn't want to join because he wait you quit quick quit batman out loud no he didn't know he didn't wait how do i start carl start it start it no it's i promise you we have more people oh yeah who are those people wait dad said the code out loud and somehow only three people heard him are you [ __ ] kidding me i swear to god i heard him say it i heard that okay so you don't want us to say that the code is a-r-t stop i'm sorry you're so you're so bad you're such a bad guy i'm sorry you're actually a bad guy you're actually a bad guy listen this is gonna this is gonna be the warm-up round we're gonna get our funnies out but after this up here you know what's good um call him call me go go get his ass go kick his ass i think he's i think he might be eating no go kick his ass i think he might not even i think he's eating so who cares who cares about food what's more important food or jack box exactly thank you so much thank you so much for the answer what did you say i said i'm a cactus you're a cat cactus i'm a cactus okay he's going to go get sabnet he's going to go get right i mean i'd be mad but yesterday are you [ __ ] kidding me and you almost didn't see me today what the hell is this [ __ ] literally he literally just that man's just stepped who cares who cares he's not gonna win a thousand dollars who cares yeah yeah that's the literal prize if i win if i win i get two thousand how about that no didn't i win last time everyone should use their twitch prime so you guys if you guys got twitch primes make sure to use it thank you all right let's go are you scared i'm going to win quickly george's dollar tree headset you're not going to win you're not going to win all right then make it 2k for me just say yeah what if it fits hold on i'm trying to think george shut up shut up hold on hold on george is so loud i agree i [ __ ] agreed i have no idea what what my prompt even means actually thank you so much for applying all right let's go let's go all right wait can you turn down zap now yeah yeah it's too loud oh i don't know an answer for this i already have two perfect answers i submitted um let's go let's go let's go let's go i'm gonna pop up i'm gonna pop up i'm gonna pop off i mean i'm eating pizza the show of the night the show of the night is the rap battles i'd say i'd say it's gonna be the the what's that george stream it's george stream guys a bumper sticker you'd consider displaying is ask me about my backcock and muffins hey how's my muffin head game baby stop it you want to give it a try at my muffin head game [Music] everyone can join the audience with the code on the top right i just got instead of whistling an updated version of snow white suggests you two while you work turn down okay tier one yeah that's true turn down for who [ __ ] put that that was probably bad that's a no joke okay there you really wanted to get money okay there we go thank you guys turn down for what is like it's like it's like do you know that song that's like uh doesn't matter drop that reference that's what it means if you're being honest with yourself you're never you're never you'll never be brave enough to drink as much alcohol as bad boy halo or find out if cats can taste [ __ ] jesus christ that's literally a dream is that you drinking that you don't have time i was it's me baby it's me wait i have a question i have a question what's the question what's a badass name for a badass sword my [ __ ] and mr cuts a lot oh i wonder who did the right one who did you submitted my [ __ ] didn't you you literally submitted that that's [ __ ] up tony we didn't vote you didn't vote you didn't give me a clip i'm not voting anymore i'm literally not voting anymore no i'm actually not voting it's too late how [ __ ] immature are we what's the average age here like [ __ ] 27 or some [ __ ] yeah because uh on account of bad whaling 42. the expression is revenge is a dish best served obviously averagely hard bad that's crazy you're 42. that's crazy i'm not 42 damn you guys sleeping on wet you guys sleeping on wet or hard they have to choose between wet or hard that's gonna go that's awful i'm gonna go get a mike's lemonade oh he's not holding back he's not holding back at all he's not holding back these guys you guys are really irritating me right let's go let's go irritate him more and yeah yeah while we're typing let me let me ask you uh is it like we're gonna play a bunch of different games of jack box and whoever wins the most or something or is it this this game what is it this game of whiplash or for the thousand i mean quackity wait wait no no no no no i think i think we're gonna sum up all the points of every game like whoever wins each game that type b thing type b why do you ask me these questions like i know him i literally i won my first prom no matter what and if i didn't i'm actually quitting your stream no i wanna it's probably the same one as me and we probably did the same thing we probably did we actually probably did if anybody did the same one as we was absolutely you oh both of my answers are roasts on somebody here so i apologize too come on guys you only got 30 seconds oh yeah thanks for telling us oh my god oh my god i'm actually gonna leave i swear to god i'm going to leave why wait why are you going to leave i'm going to leave if mine doesn't win my first thing it's so good i like if i don't oh thank you guys so much mine's a joke i don't know you guys so much you're so cool what should i change it to chad thank you guys so much it's not bad [ __ ] much appreciate it the opposite of music all right all right justin bieber baby what goddamn year are we in what [ __ ] year are we in who'd submitted that yeah who would submit quackity singing no okay okay okay what year are we let me get 35 thank you guys so [ __ ] much appreciate it just audrey what [ __ ] year are we in you're what what that's so much better than quackity singing quite yucky you're saying you're the type no you're the type of guy one more time the most embarrassing email address to include in a job resume okay there is one that's more embarrassing i think some [ __ ] let's go come on let's go let's go let's go let's go you can't make fun of me you literally can't make fun of me you literally can't make fun of me you actually can't you literally can you literally the most powerful thing you can declare before leaving a room i'm gonna go get another [Laughter] oh no i clicked the wrong one i think i just ruined whiplash why did you ruin my quip last oh my god oh my god twenty three thousand phones is [ __ ] fine okay i'm oh sorry god big heist plan step one approach bank tellers step two box them like a fair she's dog water what wait bad bad bad bad bad okay i'm bad no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no you can't leave you can't no no you can't do this to me you can't do this to me you can't do this to me on my birthday the monument to a human achievement the aliens will destroy first what bad oh my god is there something you want to tell us brad is there something you want to tell us this is what wait this is what you get for not voting for mine bad bad bad bad they name those lemonades after you they name those lemonades after you for sure wait do you agree with my last whiplash do you agree with my last quill flash i beat quackity that's all you need to know do you agree with it sure yes whatever no come on oh no that means he has a monster penis how many points you get how many points did carl scared me out of a whiplash oh my gosh quackity scares me every single time because he never votes how how no no no okay we'll see who wins this game we'll see who wins this game right now i was like oh whoops i voted for the wrong one whoops looks like you're getting less points whoops oh my god very strategically dreamed left and missed two votes because he was gone literally left and i got scared mike's hard i cannot answer this prompt okay why this is a language problem oh my gosh i'm just turn up dream why would i do such a thing okay he's all the way up i'm literally done right now what are you done it's the worst prompt i've ever seen why what does it say what does it say let's go let's go let's go i'm ready i'm ready i'm ready it says list your three favorite curse words wait is it actually no i got it thunderhead muffin head and uh what else three words you don't want to hear someone used to describe your genitals oh that's as fast as bad language that's actually kind of good what come on bad what wait why would you be ruffing already yeah what so when someone describes your genitals you don't want them to be like language you don't know hello is three things you can say to defuse a tense hostage situation all right okay okay all right just that's [ __ ] up stop mike's what that's [ __ ] up that's [ __ ] up one is clearly better what is clearly bad we don't bad bad you beat it ma'am leave me alone where do you place your camera when you played whiplash oh literally just you have to find everyone make sure you vote it sucks it sucks we should vote did i vote okay the next three characters they shout out to super smash bros smash bros smash bros smashing smashing bros and bro super smashing teddy ew [ __ ] who [ __ ] wrote that [ __ ] second one's totally george yeah clearly oh yeah because i totally didn't wrote that daddy bad boy halo he curses crying that all right all right let's see let's see carl whoa [ __ ] [ __ ] oh it's not even close it's not even close wait i might have won one million dollars right here 50 grand on the line no i got my shits it was either me or dream of your dream you stole my [ __ ] you actually stole my [ __ ] don't do that don't ever do that again let's get them let's get them should we do another whiplash i like the wrapping all right all right all right all right all right let's go let's go let's go okay okay we get it we get yeah we get it you want it i can't stop winning i can't stop winning okay you are okay and you're so oh you're so good at this such a good winner oh my god yeah you guys suck i'm the best winner ever shut up george i'm trying to listen to the game this is um no no no no no i literally don't care george george do you see me carrying do you see me carrying right now george i don't care i literally don't care and they ask us anything what if i just go to bed we're gonna do what are you gonna do about it yes yes i i might stop me from hanging up right now there you go uh please stay any terrors now he wants now let's go all right type in the code type in the code dkhvv what is wrong with what is wrong with you there's a big okay george sucks d let's go okay okay george so far everybody but me has leaked to the damn code don't [ __ ] leak it don't say the d word's name in vain okay don't you dare and don't and while you're at it also don't say z-c-p-x okay carl wait what happened start oh my [ __ ] you're so you are such you are you are such a guy you are such a guy you're a guy you're a dude wow okay all right next code no all right the first two letters of pc give me some time to be fair like this isn't that hard like you can work it out all right delete this one look at the code look at the code no wait it disappeared wait what what are you accounting for what are you accounting for an apology i'm leaving yeah i'll be george you're so good at this game i actually hope i don't get paired with you because you will beat me easily one you i i i see you what do you mean anne [ __ ] you what else the game started the game started what else the game started shut up the game started the game started everywhere the game started yeah he's everywhere he's everywhere like such as where like tick tock [ __ ] i don't know shut up no i got gene oh my god i got the perfect wait did i get oh that would have been great if i got who i thought it was i mean i that one whatever i asked i asked george thank you for saying that oh god oh god [ __ ] this [Music] okay okay i might have won [Laughter] [Music] oh my god oh my god i literally got hacked these ranks are not even mine these ranks okay and ask for a historic figure and my first thought was joseph stalling and then it compared me to him no just know that that wasn't intentional no no no no no ah chad that was not intentional it's a it's a game dude okay my first rhyme is stupid as hell because it makes me look bad lumphall cause i thought stalin was an easy last name to rhyme with because my first thought was washington but you can't rhyme with washington i mean i got like screw both washington oh my [Music] all right all right let's hear it okay i'm going in yeah hey i come and see and conquer just like stalin i don't play basketball but i stay ballin i ain't debating it's a fact that i catch skippy in my bed and we have a wrestle match let's go murder on the beat so it's not nice good oh my god my dates show me off like i'm a crown your dates show up to see if mr beast's around i dropped one single and i'm rich's oprah you went back to your time machine because you ain't doped oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god [Applause] that was the most bbh has ever popped off dope bro that was very good that's insane who's going to do gene all right people like me more than they like magpies a magpie is a really cool bird too i've never met an opponent i couldn't depreciate i can't meet people because i never initiate oh interesting ooh that line was kind of good all right all right this should be an easy job yo yo [Applause] in high school i was voted most cheap but not as cheap as george trying to go to sleep when i'm at the mic no telling what i'll bring george's mother tonight i'll be [ __ ] all right george i was literally hacked i don't know who did that i literally don't know guys who got on my computer literally guys who got on my computer guys come on that wasn't me that little no god guys no good night guys no no no george george please please come on you're gonna destroy me it's like my lines my lines that set me up with total crap yeah i'm gonna destroy you and i still salvaged it like a little bit so it's not that my bad are so fresh they smell like themselves my words are supposed to smell like a muffin your mother wait it's not loading for me your mother is it's not allowing me your your mother is what i like to stuff in my robot hands is shaped to crush rocks your your green hands are shaped a stroke [ __ ] wait straight strings pause pause let's go unpause your stream i love it hot as a crumpet your mom came over and blew me like a trumpet you better recognize i'm the ultimate tree you might as well flee oh wait wait wait wait wait kind of watch no no i yeah i said that my hands are shaped to crush rocks where's yours somehow somehow i got crumpet on the top one and rhymed it with trumpet that your mom's blowing me and then the second one i got tree and rhymed with flea yeah oh come on if mine wasn't so scuffed because quickly messed up the stream i'm happy no i didn't okay okay okay all right all right let's go let's jean's bed of carl i got just listen if he says mr beast i lose that's how it works oh no i'm playing against bad again how did i get against bad again what okay [Music] this okay oh my god give me a noun this is where they screw me no no no no no go go [Music] let's go let's go let's go okay i i got it i got a good one i got a good one [Music] okay let's go let's go let's go okay good good good okay whoa let's go let's go where's this gene the biggest embarrassment in goddamn history wait i got i got plowed quite bad i decided to go in on the robot like i don't care i don't get why they there we go give us something else here we go your rhymes are about as deep as your heart rate you're a robot but still can't rhyme straight if you come at me you better bring cookies otherwise you're useless we'll be back against these rookies burgers it's not nice and it was clean but like eugene that was yeah it was yeah hey for real are you here to smell me fruit sell me fruit if it's too juicy it will stain my suit are you lost do you think this was white castle folks with exact change in drive-throughs a hassle if they have the exact change i was not a [ __ ] girl let's go i need my comeback should have been better but you know good job you won your baseball game so i smacked your butt i don't care about you or your snap nap never meet with skeppy but i did and let him tap let's go oh bad's gonna i bet you badly or something on fire me and my crew we call ourselves the cats you and your crew are known as smelly rats there are two things in life death and bombs you're getting beat by me while quack and he's with george's mom oh my god that's not as much that wasn't much [ __ ] up i'm sorry after two rounds bad strategy is going is being second in the rap so nominee i'm joking that's his trial i don't know how to go singing that's a strat that's okay i don't know how you did though if i had money i wouldn't buy your mother i wish your stream would get taken over by your brother don't look now you're about to be memed close your eyes your mother got creamed oh my god what the hell what's wrong with you all right all right yo banging on your door like a george not found take the hint dream team don't want you around your rhymes are so whack they call you dream roast it's so hard hard you'll cry and leave the stream let's go let's go what are you going to leave now what are you going to leave no no no actually don't leave i don't know like realistically i won that let's be real can you somehow win i'm actually george you're the one who say i creamed at your mother what am i saying what kind of reception am i supposed to have to that verse you take it as it is that was close to be fair to be fair i stuttered i started at the end that was that probably might have been your win i don't understand how you won that it's just it's because it's your stream that's the only way okay it's the only way for sure he beat you during it if it's if it's if it's close oh my god who's going against battery now me okay what's a negative adjective [Music] oh i don't know what to say okay okay okay we're in this all right i had to go in george i had to go in oh this is all right [ __ ] it who cares who cares i'm so stupid oh no i mean it's a final boss it's a final pause chat be be as be as neutral as possible okay we understand battlefield oh no he's saying it now we're fine fine fine fine fine we'll see we'll see we'll let we'll let the rhymes do the job quacky i tried to be nicer oh he tried to be nicer all right why do i go first every time okay okay yo hey murder on the beat so it's not nice quit looking at me with that face so smell i'm in last place and it isn't going well you have an empty trophy case collecting soil when you don't social distance it makes my blood boil oh [ __ ] guys listen if if gene rhymes you have to vote gene so carl finishes below him if gene ryan that's literally pity votes if i saw you online i would swipe slant i mean to be my mentor i'll be your aunt i'm sweet as honey you're sour as grapes all my favorite movies have giant apes i'm calling the cops if i lose one of the cops that was actually pretty cheap to be fair jeans was yeah it wasn't showing the noto alerts i'm so sorry i think charles should win but barely shut up oh it should oh no [ __ ] you guys oh my god we need to play a game where they don't know who it is so i stopped getting that would be good i think but at the same time the point of this is for like is for like you know for like yeah your personal your enemy yeah all right make me so happy money's on my mind yours is on cars the trash at rapping you have no bars oh hey kid get out my man bug wait what i submitted this round there's gonna be a 99 center no one is gonna you're as useful as solar panels at [Music] midnight you're raging george is a poor sport and i absolutely [ __ ] demolished i literally missed it guys just go back on the stream pause that frame and read the demolishing bar oh my god george that's a message what the hell i hope it does i got scammed i literally submitted all right it's me and you quackity god i'm sorry ben i was out hustling while you were [ __ ] after this cursing you'll finally be admitting add fuel to the fire and you'll start to flirt go back to doing elmo voiceovers you [ __ ] pervert oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god you could write a book called how to slither you're a man in full chain mail quackity and i am the wither forget about it i'm through being cute i'm sick of you quack can you prepare [Music] oh i don't actually know what this vote is going to look like let's go oh it was my second line my first one was weak the second verse was insane oh jesus let's go what what what this the quack i made i made the biggest comeback ever i lost the first round i still won what oh my god what muffins are you [ __ ] kidding me you farmed points me what the [ __ ] language the game even if the game didn't scam you i would have gotten like nine more percent oh my god that's something you want to talk to me and they would have heard me destroying you that is actually so what oh that was funny no no no no no no no no no no no no no i'm not gonna no i'm not gonna accept that i'm not gonna [ __ ] accept that she's fine we can do it again fine fine yeah let's do it let's do it okay how do i how do i do it again same players no stop i'm no because this is unfair dream literally won because of you george dream literally won because of you no i won because i destroyed no no i hope i get you crackity if i get you i'm gonna just way to catch me all right you've already said everything you possibly can you're like speed runs manhunt like i can destroy right all right let's do it let's [ __ ] do it i'm down all right bad joe i mean george george join um george no do it george no it's better it's better with fox and you have jeans no no dude come on george just turn just join no one wants gene george just [ __ ] join man just literally join literally join just join come on come on george [Applause] george what the hell are you doing what is wrong with you what are you doing george come on i don't want to sleep maybe maybe oh definitely is that not he how did he deafen you said he wasn't even there george no because then we'll have the amount of people perfect we have we'll have the amount of people perfect come on george come on come on come on come on come on oh my god everyone's everyone's spamming everyone's spamming here baby rage let's go yes okay join you you're enjoying not joining i'm just super behind aren't i like you guys already no we only only play two games yeah we've only played like two games we're fine you have a chance to win you actually have a chance to win how many points to win we don't know okay so so who won the first one who won the first one carl so carl has one point dream has one point yes and i'm gonna get the next point i don't know if we played this again i'm just going to destroy you okay well no all right george are you joining or not george george george join want to see my baby george george join i just that on george i'm literally gonna call him wait he's actually at the gang i'm i'm literally gonna come george what are you doing he's literally out of the game george george in my entire chat is spamming baby rage george let's [ __ ] go let's [ __ ] go all right come on let's just try and screw him george come on is he not going to is he really not going to join is there anyone else that's why i can't believe he just played for like two games and left that's kind of weird is anyone else awake um let's see get skeppy on here get skeppy on here bad oh yeah let me message him let's go okay i'm gonna get some water while you message me that's gonna be insane that's gonna be something we can [ __ ] skippy holy [ __ ] thank you oreo alex for the thousand bits appreciate it hey chap hog we got more bits let's go thank you guys so much for your bits holy [ __ ] should i message him sorry this is a little a little like dude i have my dinner's like so cold i didn't even get to eat my entire dinner thank you guys so much for dude i'm so excited i'm so excited when skippy joins is he going to join bad uh he's not responding am i gone [Music] he said he's in bed but we perhaps could get hold on hold on hold on hold on we'll see you see let's see let's see come on you know what i'm gonna turn this around i'm gonna win this rap i'm gonna win this one i'm gonna win this one you know what chad i'm gonna win this one all right you know what wake up wake up skeppy bad bad wake up i'm skipping crying thank you could you please say happy birthday miranda it would mean so much smiles i'm gonna i'm gonna oh man let's just go with five let's go okay okay george no no no don't give don't give george the out don't give george he's already left he already left where is he really did he go to sleep he probably didn't [ __ ] go to sleep really quick okay whoa liz where's the liz this is this is all going to hell no it's not it's literally not it's literally back to watching the newest no no shut the [ __ ] up we're gonna start we already started we just started we literally just started we just started let's go let's go let's go let's go let's go let's go let's go can you skip this introduction i'm sorry i'm sorry okay i can't function with this introduction oh my gosh that didn't even run [Music] going on i can smile [Music] okay epic okay this is epic okay this is epic oh my gosh oh my god quacking you're done quacking you're done quacking you're done you're done you're done you hear me you hear me you're done okay you hear this quackity i'm taking a sip of this gatorade right back wait do you hear this no askers oh oh did you hear this carl carl did you hear this do you hear this carl did he just leave he didn't you hear this carl you hear this hear this stop i'm typing yeah we're trying to type some uncomplicated rhyme schemes huh okay goodbye goodbye i'm gonna break your spleen carl's gonna hate me who's playing against bad it's badging up against the bot so lucky okay i i understand because you're done you're done you're done you've hit the party i'm with your gang robbery i'm a killer girl i'm sorry oh [Music] let's go if i go first again oh my god my body's limber my brain's full of steamed buns i'd say fight me but know your record in 1v1 first things first i'm better than sledding kissing the bride and it's not even my wedding oh let's go yes you lost the techno blade holy [ __ ] good thing i want to be on oh mama if you hate me you'll hate my couch because your mom's always there quackity can vouch i got more bling than a housewife of northeast you got all your bling from recording with mysticism [Music] oh my god it is that was a destruction my first line was pretty epic too it was like a punch line it was a setup all right let's get it let's get it all right let's go let's go i'm giant but gentle i wouldn't hurt a bird maybe you'd have more friends if you kept your word i'm just here to say tall the only [ __ ] that still watches football oh [ __ ] let's go let's go where the [ __ ] is carl where the [ __ ] is going to be fair oh oh look i got the football fan mad my mom always says i'm her number one love you're like that weak old trash i'm too lazy to bozo i'm i'm a tenacious like a cat i'm a goddamn animal take a step out of my habitat okay okay [Music] my [ __ ] would have been insane if someone would have offered a goddamn [ __ ] reaction oh no no no you didn't say [ __ ] no they're cracking you listen they were both trash but listen oh [ __ ] oh take the l give me the money give me the money i'm stacking up my money exactly literally one of your lines was i'm just here to say tall that was one of your life i didn't [ __ ] write that one but you took put tall wait i got i mean we were all in this you're dog water wrong pbh got gene i'm practically magic a regular gandalf you're not a gene you might as well be random the avengers call me captain victory you're a weak computer that can't string together a story what was that that was the most [ __ ] rhyme like battle against some say i'm flashy sometimes accessible my uncle scott is just not impressed who's there it's me glenn i'd like to get to bed by quarter upstairs his uncle isn't impressive he was saying your lines are trash like like your lines didn't impress him no he's it's flipping gene that's fine i don't care that i genuinely believe jeans were better jeans dreams in first place this is some [ __ ] man that's because i just got wrong why just kidding me i literally don't know why i'm giving my money i am subscribed for seven months paycheck [Music] let's go [Music] jesus christ am i really gonna do this yeah i'm gonna do it yeah yeah that's good oh am i really gonna and i just wanted to make sure you're okay with update accounts smile sure no i can't i'm literally not even going to okay hold up okay fine i'll do it i'm sorry by the way unrelated can someone please tell me how to unsee him desperate i did it vanessa you're five days younger than me kiddo you have stinky brain just like me ribbon [Music] you really aren't oh i really actually aren't i am i'm literally popping up for your party i'm with the gang and it's gonna be a robbery we'll see we'll stop at the party with the gang my first line is like so [ __ ] funny i actually don't know a world where savannah can beat me but of course i'm gonna go first i'm gonna go first in the rap and then i'm just gonna get railed this is my jam that is your tuna sit down and buckle up quackity i'm about to ruin ya you're corn on the cob i'm peach being discount skeppy is the highest goal you'll ever reach oh okay that was good that was good you're so broke you can't afford likes just admit you have a bad addiction to hard mics smashing your dreams like they're made of cheerio you really made a shitty toy cooking video all right that goes what are you getting all right let's see he's mad he's mad okay everybody can react all you want i'm sorry never mind i'm sorry i ruined it of course i'm first i've literally never been second here we go i'm about to kick it up and add some nutmeg okay at dream's house and for his nut you did beg check out my flow it's stronger than batman no i didn't just walk away with this i ran let's go [Music] oh you're out of your mind look at my eyes i'll turn you to teddy oh my name's carl i like to suck off a millionaire your mama just called you said you're bad at killing she told me that after i was done fulfilling yeah if he's gonna [ __ ] your [ __ ] on my car but those were oh my god no no mine was literally better yeah yeah yeah mine was better i won i mean i actually just spoke now both stampin up that is [ __ ] hilarious we no cucumber water just a hint of lime i don't got pity but i can give you a therapist don't call on mondays he's going to be pissed that's a shitty therapist here we go snap that was good here we go i would roast you but i don't know who the [ __ ] gene is better take a seat you're looking cock-sucking if you had a mom me and her would be [ __ ] oh my god i had to go in on the bike i had to go this is christ dude that's [ __ ] jesus christ's dream he could give him like a single dollar [Music] i just played my gary come home covered jesus christ i'm excited to play anonymous ones so i can win again let's go i'm literally getting real that is okay gene gene is easy [ __ ] money to be fair [ __ ] people have gone against like i just popped off my rhymes were good people do lose to gene what the [ __ ] is up with that my rhymes were good i just want to play anonymous once again i just want to play an anonymous one so i don't get screwed oh my god let's go okay okay wait how many rounds are there two your rhymes just suck no oh okay wait dream can you look at discord i need to ask if i'm allowed to say this i don't waste my time just it takes two seconds yeah that's fine you're really poggers and i love you so much i might consider subbing nine months i hope this goes through thank you so much appreciate it on the best streamer ever look gonna see you drink a leader [Music] someone sent a chat saying they were going to end it and i was whispering them and it sounded like they were serious and they stopped sending can you say happy birthday miranda and here's another twenty because youtube doesn't come with the manhunt speed run faceless something no okay let's go oh [ __ ] oh my gosh no it didn't sad are you about to get quiet no here we go your brand is expired you're way too broken should i talk with beep boops so you get what i've spoken to tasteless like overcooked rice if you were a person your hair would be infested with lice okay okay oh my god oh my god okay i've seen better but i still join you for a lunch date okay all right let's go gene let's go [Music] dude i can't believe my last sorry gene i can't believe mine didn't send oh just trying to remember what it said and say it okay that was a reckoning oh my god oh my god oh my god you might be my wife staring at your face is like staring at sapnap's toes you skip out on streams and ditch all your bros you'll go down in one hit tick-tock i don't remember what i said dude honestly it was so good your first verse was insane i don't know but i don't know i could honestly save you but we'll see we'll see no oh my god i'm big time you just got a big penis karina's been begging for it do you even know who she is you look like you were dressed by a teacher oh no here comes carl the guy without a good feature oh [Music] oh god this dragged him oh my god i guess the the feature would be the first thing you mentioned wait you just set a feature all right let's go oh [ __ ] i'm first [ __ ] you all right whatever you seem to be lost now go back to the screen your only personality trait is being [ __ ] green step aside because you're gonna get asked biggest minecrafter more like biggest [ __ ] behind a mask that was pretty good that's all the masking coming the green one was creative let's see let's see here we go here we go sorry but for you it's game on don't take your hat off you don't have your fake hair on last night in bed your mom told me you were shrinking you're already short what the [ __ ] are you thinking jesus christ you just got it i'm sorry i'm sorry [Laughter] let's go holy [ __ ] that was good that was that was a pop-up i'm not gonna lie holy [ __ ] what no you're farming dream points come on come on no no no no no no there was a there was a miscalculation play this again if you guys want we can play oh we're farming i win every other jackpot i'm just scared of this game um that's some actual [ __ ] that's some actual like no he's never mind all right let's go wait wait snapping up what part were you not sure uh what what oh what okay he's like he's like oh all okay then all right all right so we can do this we can do this game again or we can do uh no i'm pulling a george i'm pulling a jordan we could do paddly stupid you wanna you wanna do apparently stupid wait wait what about split the room apparently stupid it's fine no i wanted to be funny you want to be funny carl what the room is not funny enough actually actually we could okay no i want to do two more okay i want to i want to put more skills to the test two more let's do two more let's do apparently stupid and then talking points i really want to give talking points in our chance i really i love talking points wait let's do talking points right now let's do talking points right now [ __ ] it let's do talking points we're going to do talking points all right all right oh man i should have won that honestly that was mine that was probably honestly mine but i'm not i'm not gonna say anything about it i guess okay no no i mean i'm just saying i'm just saying like mine probably was the winner in that one but i don't know i think you went for low-hanging fruit oh you're sure you're sure is that come on you infer you're you're faceless what do you mean that's what you go we both went for low hanging fruit no okay now you're trying to excuse yourself now you're all right all right um okay oh i got it you're an [ __ ] you're an actual [ __ ] if the joke had to fall from my mouth down to his ear shut the [ __ ] up everyone enjoy everyone join no that's [ __ ] up that's a [ __ ] up thing to say i can't believe you said that about me all right everyone join bad join join join bad joint bad you really want to play this one yes every time because he's getting more down 15 he's gonna have to peel off he's downing so many hard mics beyond belief it's crazy he's going crazy all right all right kiss goody i want to kiss him that's the tea let's go let's go appreciate it check the chat check the chat guys chaotic tiger thank you so much [ __ ] carry let's go let's go let's go let's go let's [ __ ] go let's [ __ ] go sorry sorry we're just waiting on for bad we're just waiting on for bad ah i vote nothing hello hello hello hello hello can't believe how dream influences the votes carl ripped y'all won the chat as a joke yeah true true dream does influence the boats what's up with that you're gonna you're gonna shut the hell up no no you do you it's your stream quackity it's your stream you matter you're out here you can say it's 50 50 and your chat will vote no matter what i don't care i don't care you you have influence of votes too long enough i'm going to put a stop to it i'm going to put a stop to it i'm literally going to put us up to it thank you chaotic trash for the funnier oh okay no thank you thank you gamora holy [ __ ] counting trash and blizzard thank you so much for gifted subs appreciate it thank you so much thank you guys so [ __ ] much appreciate it restarting all right all right yeah yeah let's start let's start who's who's the owner carl oh am i supposed to start yes yes let's go let's go don't [ __ ] okay okay you're supposed to [ __ ] it up in a way that's doable okay so this is like talking points you gotta make a presentation but it's gonna be like possible to do you know this is gonna be my first talking points wins [Music] [Music] job thanks carl what a nice guy wait wait wait oh [ __ ] we already started okay carl have i ever told you how awesome you are hey thanks man you're awesome too hey thanks man you're also awesome yeah well appreciate it bro you're also pretty great thank you so much okay all right let's go oh [ __ ] i have to put three i got i give some really good ones so don't forget oh yeah everything you do is good huh hey thanks man you're also pretty swell bad boy halo i so we're not gonna do the wrap one anymore right no my boy let's go that was that's good that's a good guy you use that next time wait wait better can i see it can i see it bad can i see it no no no no no no no no no no he'll use it what no what might have to do with having sex with bad boy halo hey to remind you too you're money mine is happy i'm not even gonna say i'm not even gonna say i thought are we gonna say no wait wait whoa whoa whoa what where'd they go oh no no no wait i didn't click one [ __ ] my life [ __ ] my life oh wait i didn't choose one did i am i supposed to choose one no no you're gonna be my assistant have you played this one okay you played this one right i played this one okay okay you might oh yeah all right oh god okay good luck hello my name is quackity and my talk is about i didn't know true love until i met rats well it's simple i'm a crazed psycho just like bad boy halo as you can tell on the screen right here hold on we just gotta add the uh the little glasses there we go there you go now it looks like bad boy halo let's go i'm a crazed psycho what can i say that's me here's a metaphor that perfectly describes love frosting on top of the cake as you can see frosting represents something the cake represents [Music] i can't wait to spend the rest of my days doing your favorite things playing tag rat never wants to get close to me so we play a lot of tag thank you i was the best assistant ever i hope i [ __ ] stop it man you really saw the picture oh what a great assistant this was this was a good assistant hello bad boy halo weather oh my god okay okay whoa i don't know what my speech is about just for that i do i do hello my name is bbh and my talk is [Laughter] have you have you ever had language this is a pile of trash you can see right here next slide powerful people don't want me to tell you i'm following back is that this is the meerkat oh my god i'm the best assistant ever oh my god yo i picked both the chat [Laughter] all right thank you i'm the best assistant on the face of the planet have you ever had sex i have fun oh my god oh my god my stomach hurts so [ __ ] that's where you come in oh my god oh my [ __ ] god dude we oh that was amazing we are popping up that was [Applause] hello my name is savnap and my talk is i believe porn is a modern day miracle so the first step to porn find yourself a nice relaxed hair to sit in because if you don't have a nice relaxing chair then it really goes all down here this cheers this chair even comes with a nice leg rest for you to prop your feet up and to become very comfortable as you can see here also leather with leather arm things and also a left back rest and you can all see that it has like it's just to stop like you know rocking and stuff like that which is very nice with stabilizer plainly this next point sucks okay so you know a lot of people a lot of people who don't believe that poor watermelon usually looks something a little like this very upset angry people who don't believe in porn as a modern miracle looks something like this um they're angry they're upset they're like you know this is what bad way ill looks like when he's cursing so this is this is generally like what they'll do porn are you confused let me put it simply okay so you see this this this is the leader of the porn industry absolute damn genius this person yes it's referred to as mr porn see they have they have a horse head because they are so famous they're like dream they they have a face revealed and and that's just that just really proves my point that porn really is a miracle good thank you wait we we can choose our own topics but why did you choose that topic [Music] i didn't it auto picked them for me because i didn't pick one have you ever had sex i have fun i i wrote that one just to be fair i didn't choose mine either were you supposed to choose it before yeah i think we actually no one should choose it nobody should choose their topic oh my god oh my god you're crazy that was crazy that's crazy i don't even know why my mic is constantly cutting i actually didn't pick up your discord settings it's not my discord setting all right oh you have to have the assistant all right let's go let's go wait dream doesn't know his i don't hello my name is dream and my talk is there is no future without having [Laughter] what the hell are as i said there is no future without hacking clients somebody that is not using a hacked client they have a horse for a head they are clearly dying they are addicted to social media they're taking a picture in their horse head and this is just not acceptable not acceptable so i say this next thing at great person oh god oh my god this is me fighting the speedrun.com moderators they they're the chicken and i'm the chef with a knife so i i did not want to reveal this but this is a behind-the-scenes photo of what has happened this next one's gonna be a banger this next one's gonna be an absolute banger what the as you can see my pearl drops even higher than this ladder this ladder it's it's so much higher than the ladder and the the the bottom of the ladder is the the mean the average so as you know like i said that ha ha clients are the future thank you oh my god for thank you for the presentation dream you better give me a grenade oh my god that was [ __ ] insane how was one of the sides was the data is obvious that's hilarious oh my god well i can i can choose the the things what it says so it says yeah so i saw that one i was like this is perfect yeah you get a few it lets you choose the topics which actually makes it so much funnier yeah no i didn't i had no idea oh let's do it quackity oh my god i actually don't which one's mine oh [ __ ] i don't know which one's mine hello my name is carl and my talk is quake and fear mortals for nothing can stop my evil plan to have consensual sex with bad boy halo with permission [Laughter] now you might not know what this is okay and there's probably something that you'll immediately think of but let me explain this would be my penis but what is the source of my evil power i'm glad you asked it might get corny okay but the but the source of all my power is my insane amount of love and sex drive for bad boy halo and this right above the corn will be a demonstration oh my god oh my god what jesus christ it wraps around jesus oh my god i confess there is one way to stop me unless unless he doesn't consent there multiple ways a lot of ways but you won't like it because you're being a little uh little cat about it okay listen listen oh my god i know it's a cat named meow but you're barking up the wrong tree if you don't want me to have sex with one bad boy [Music] [Laughter] so oh oh my god oh my god that was an excellent excellent presentation mr carl oh my god i didn't know what to do oh bad what did you think another another well done that i didn't pick that one i didn't pick that one it was a presentation wait i got owned oh my god that was so [ __ ] funny let's do this let's do this chat let's see let's see it's a wart time okay jesus christ what [Music] mrs [Laughter] that's oh why that's [ __ ] up whoever wrote that that's [ __ ] up award time a warm time let's go let's go time to give awards i gotta breathe i gotta breathe that was so funny all right thank you award oh god congratulations the muffin awards there's i'm blushing oh you're [ __ ] kidding me you're actually [ __ ] kidding me what do you think about it i think to be fair my presentation like me and santa that was that popped off oh no i gave him the perfect presentation to give what the [ __ ] wait you're just handed dream a million a thousand dollars one million dollars actually i just changed my mind someone just heard me watching my own clips that's [ __ ] up all right all right which one should we do as a final one should we do like a final whiplash or a final rap battle one rap battle rap battle let's do rap battle yeah let's do that i love rap battles really again right yeah yeah yeah [ __ ] it [ __ ] it who knows what what is the what is the survive the internet thing i don't know it's basically it's basically so pretend you're in a forum right and someone has to write something to make you look bad so for example you write a comment based on a prompt and then that comment can be taken out of context with a title that makes you look bad so for example the one i did was fundy was um fundy was giving up given a prompt where it was like um like kindergarten or something and he's like oh my god can they shut the [ __ ] up and then the prom someone wrote for him was a war hero veteran tells his story and his comment is oh my gosh shut the [ __ ] up that's that's the game that's the game but we can't we can end up in a rapping one well i don't know i don't know what you guys think i'm done with whichever single one you want to do all right let's do it have you ever heard of monster seeking monsters i love that game okay we're gonna play the rap one for a third time then doesn't dream win no matter what oh my god yeah we do the rap thing i'm just gonna win i'm just too good true true okay okay you guys want to do survive the internet yet then yeah let's try it all right i want to do it i've never played it okay let's see let's see um wait where is it which shack box is it survive the internet that's um [Music] i need to remind you oh it's jack box party four okay i'm just gonna download it real quick i hope it doesn't lag i hope it doesn't lag hold on hold on chat i hope it doesn't lag i hope it doesn't lag please if it if it lags please please do not uh no no no no no blizzard thank you so much for my gifted subs thank you so much thank you so much okay this is epic okay this is epic okay this is epic all right hold on hold on i'm sorry i'm sorry okay yo susan thank you so much for the five gifted and lose thank you so much guys what the [ __ ] 32k that is [ __ ] insane that is actually insane thank you guys so [ __ ] much i'm downloading the other jack box right now so i'm just waiting for that um but but yeah holy [ __ ] thank you guys so much i i appreciate it [ __ ] that is insane that is actually insane thank you guys so [ __ ] much um yeah yeah we're we're gonna let's see let's see let's see let's see let's see let's see perhaps thank you so wow thank you guys so much for the gifted subs poor crab jessica thank you so much and i'm sorry if so much for my voice i've been yelling all night i have this gonna be the last game we're gonna play so i don't know i don't know i think it's gonna be fun i think it's gonna be fun um uh yeah thank you guys so much i appreciate it um yeah it should be the last game of the night this should be the last game of the night so yeah let's let's see the game is almost done downloading [Music] oh really okay thank you chaotic trash thank you so much okay okay let's go let's do this okay i downloaded it i really i just got to find a place to stay oh my god no it's okay well we can oh are you sure you figured it out are you still alive what do you mean am i still live been streaming this entire [ __ ] time all right all right let me start with the game gee why is these games so loud all the time okay okay let's go let's go rubber nuts thank you so much rubber nuts that's my nickname in high school [Music] i mean to each other man shut up that's true that's too far all the time [Music] all right jax thank you so much for the five gifted appreciate it everybody change your name to dream just in case somebody says let's go let's go kind of a streak kind of [Music] oh all right we good oh [ __ ] i had this oh it means the question is gifted all right let's go get into the audience go ahead and join the mob all right if you want to watch the tutorial you can but yeah no please play a game that's fine oh my gosh keyboard kitten the spawn of keyboard cat hi i'm your host todd and yes that rhymes with low tide so feel free to call me todd before we begin check out this round i don't like you hey guys what's up it's party boy hey what's up dude you got it let's start thinking wow okay you're getting a prompt on your device don't overthink your response just follow your guts [Music] [Music] ah we are just chilling in cedar rapids we're just chilling and cedar rapids we are just chilling thank you all right i wrote my comments okay i'm just chilling [Music] we are absolutely players answer on your device take these words out of context in the most ridiculous way you can [Music] oh come on oh my god can i make jokes at my own expense no okay [Music] oh [Music] wait i just won you just popped in popped in with a party oh my god the moment of truth to be clear i was kidding dream it was pretty stinky and a little too loud bad boys i watched the queen's gambit [Laughter] that's [ __ ] up that's [ __ ] up it's pretty wow these are like ass bad boys [Music] yes [Music] wait actually who wins this one whoever whoever makes the most like rejecter makes the prompt oh okay okay and then you get uh points for you know what i'm saying yeah yeah oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] i gotta move my camera gonna move okay i'm sorry sorry sorry sorry let's see who got the points okay what how how do i get no points whoa let's go let's go you're bad bad you gotta you gotta get rid of that thing all right oh wait what oh oh he says pity points i'm sorry quackity you have the audience to thank for this one yes let's go wait what really audience we gotta get on the same page we gotta get on the segment good old gene your second prompt is being sent to your device please answer it why oh my god no this this prompt is can i show you guys this prompt sure show your whole screen um why would the game give me this no oh god no dude no one's gonna no one will see that one i'm gonna i'm gonna put i'm not gonna put it dude i'm just gonna put no comment wait but there's like an answer here just put no comment because they won't see they won't see what the question was anyway [ __ ] well i i i wasn't sure of it why would he give me that prom yeah that's so weird that's a bad problem thanks so much for buying the tree thank you so much for the five gifted chat no i can't show you each other it's it was a game it wasn't me it was a game that's weird it's weird it's like a weird thing to say it's like a weird thing to ask yeah jesus okay here's what you're working with do your my wait what what do i do if i got quack at this thing just do the best you can come up with something yeah i don't know even though there's something not related can they see what it is no no no no no no no no no no no no no don't worry don't worry you can just use that i'll give you a shitty prompt i'm sorry yeah i don't know what to put i'm just gonna put the same thing you put god i don't know what to do for this quackety i always laugh so hard while watching your streams they're always so entertaining you're literally the funniest streamer and i am so happy that i found your [Music] channel [Music] is anyone else's heart racing right now [ __ ] yeah it is tall sexy awesome what what does that mean huh hello sad you're so happy to add jesus christ that's [ __ ] a bad person what goes wrong with you no comments that's oh my god oh my god oh my god that's [ __ ] up no that wasn't me oh my god you can do it jesus all right everyone vote everyone vote everyone vote [Music] and here are the results oh [ __ ] whoa whoa 69 come on come on come on i gotta get i gotta no i'm so close best burn holy [ __ ] let's see what that round did to things what was that sound effect this shitty sound [ __ ] right all right let's keep this party train moving go to uh i don't like you come on todd gene you cracked me off dean what the hell is popping off gene another prompt is headed your way now get to it [Music] uh a weird prompt come on baby let's do the twist oh come on you keep oh my god oh god [Music] [Music] um what is this i literally did not know what to put [Music] yo somebody screwed me i tried to set people up for success and people screwed me she thinks oh no what oh what cat dances on the piano i don't know what to play it leave me alone i didn't have a good one what the hell [Music] [Laughter] let's go no regrets god oh my god oh my god oh bad come on [Laughter] road trip you should put something like hashtag driver gave me caveman it gave me ooka booga what am i supposed to do what the hell what am i supposed to do with you are you kidding me oh my god i'm a genius i'm the one who put hashtag sapnet i said road tripping i'm the driver you should put that [Laughter] oh my god i gave ooga the best i could caveman sex let's go let's go let's go whoa that's that road trip that one was creative i like that one i was creative [Music] oh no come on oh come are you [ __ ] kidding me why does he keep winning why does he go well when i get a prompt like ooga puka what on earth am i supposed to do with ooh what about the what about that anonymous you think i i i get votes when it's anonymous i don't even know it's me and i'm getting voted so let's end it uh let's try this game oh my god you're worth double this round so literally your dog okay i hope you have one last opinion in you oh god i don't oh what what kind of problem was that okay it's the bottom of the ninth time to hit a slam dunk [Music] foreign [Music] oh my god man oh my see god okay okay i think it's actually good all right okay i think i got a good one in my head [Music] i really just turned off my brain okay what what does that mean [Music] what bad this is definitely you definitely oh my god oh my [Laughter] that's [ __ ] awful oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god jesus christ oh [ __ ] nobody likes my poop in the clock [Laughter] let's go drum roll please oh no come on no why did you let him get away with it i like that game let's do it again that's fun i think that was the last one for me oh come on one more just because you have all the goddamn points god damn it he's dreams one anyways i have to go that was quick that was i have to go i have to go you don't have to go that's not what you're doing no the rich get richer you actually don't i'm doing oh man crackity you don't owe me a thousand dollars you can double the next prize you can double the next prize that means you're giving me a thousand dollars let's go you're just getting me a thousand dollars thanks for having me are you gonna keep playing or are you guys done uh no i think i think we're done then we're done wait nobody likes my poop in the glock no what does that even mean that was weird time the rap game doesn't count to anything of course it does both rap games i destroyed him whatever whatever i i think i think it i think i don't need two asses but is anyone gonna stream don't listen even if you take out [Music] thank you fellows thank you so much for joining and dream wins wait so wait wait wait to be clear the score was uh dream four points me one and then and then quackity negative one thousand okay okay okay thank you carl to be clear thank you so much carl bye [Music] chad oh my god that was so fun that was so so fun thank you guys so much yo aureo alex thank you so much for the gifted [ __ ] i appreciate it chad thank you so much i i hope you guys enjoyed the stream it was kind of last second i was kind of prepared i always get i always i always get so stressed when i do like unprepared streams like i always try and prepare like a topic or something that came out of nowhere so the fact that you guys stuck around and watched it it [ __ ] means a lot to me so thank you so much i i very much appreciate it and and yeah thank you guys so much i i the [ __ ] support recently has been [ __ ] insane and it's gonna be more grateful i have i have awesome streams planned in the future i'm really excited for you guys to see um i hope you guys enjoyed my stalling techniques we just take out the guitar and just oh man dude i literally have to have to wake up in like two three hours i have to wake up it's worth it it's worth it man it's worth it thank you blizzard fox for the five gifted thank you so much also if you guys got twitch prime if you guys also got twit like amazon prime link to your twitch account you can subscribe for absolutely free it's a cool thing so that's pretty cool liz whoa liz what thank you so much for the holy [ __ ] 25 000 views holy [ __ ] thank you so much liz i appreciate it liz you are so you gifted 50. you are so kind thank you so much liz taylor thank you so much for the gifted subs and oh my god i missed the other ones um no not robert yeah rubber nuts thank you so much for the gifted subscriber nuts uh thank you guys so much i [ __ ] appreciate it i i got some fun streams planned and and i hope you guys stick around to watch miranda thank you for the 15 appreciate it thank you so much um yeah guys thank you thank you so much i i have a um i don't know if it's gonna be too i think it's gonna be tomorrow tomorrow i have a soap opera stream planned so that's gonna be fun i hope you guys can attend to that one that's gonna be really [ __ ] liz liz what the [ __ ] thank you so much holy [ __ ] liz thank you so much for 50 gifted appreciate that thank you so [ __ ] much liz thank you so much thank you so holy [ __ ] you're insane liz thank you so much and helen mellen thank you so much for the uh five gifted thank you so much um chat i'm always i'm always um i'm always looking to improve chat so if you guys got any like any any stream suggestions anything at all or any suggestions in general uh do let me know like i don't know how to do it like um probably like in the chat or something i don't know i always try to improve so you know whatever content i can bring to you guys that can entertain that that would be great so so yeah um thank you so much i am w hey hello and thank you so much for mwh alien thanks so much for the gifted subs appreciate it so yeah thank you guys i i [ __ ] appreciate it um i'm gonna go to sleep i have to [ __ ] i have to go do hours two three hours media share stream do you would you guys if i actually set up a media share stream would you guys want that i think it would be funny i've i think i've done two media share streams in my lifetime or three i think it might have been two and those were really fun that was like years ago so it must have been like one a year ago i think but yeah guys thank you so much for all the [ __ ] support appreciate you guys greatly greatly thank you thank you thank you so much thank you ayla thank you so much and i hope to see you guys soon have a good night guys bye

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Length: 153min 33sec (9213 seconds)

Published: Mon Jan 18 2021