It's What I Do!

i'm your host stephen colbert huge day in american democracy first of all it still exists i would not have put my money on that [Music] i have a feeling that i just did something very expensive this is great well well well oh my god it's jon stewart hello we need to have fun we can't forget about fun are you gonna drink that burpee or you just gotta look at it we're live i don't really know how bury me beneath the willow under the weeping willow tree so i better hush for you christ after death and we can't finish the show like a lot of americans i'm under a lot of stress right now darling where'd you get there i don't know i work in tv they give me things i dug out my old mood board taylor those are all pictures of me no this is a pizza it's what i do i don't know if you've been paying attention it's been kind of crazy out here we're we're all we're all a little tired this is how i want to sit today this is my actual this is america's posture folks we're just 49 days from the election and i don't have to tell you that this is an important one this is an important one would you like to get on stage and debate mike pence i'd buy a ticket to that oh my god look at his hair he's so full of crap he's attracting flies hold on we've got rudy giuliani we've got the president's lawyer this is the climax of the movie and no one thought it might be worth charging the phone forget fact-checking this debate we couldn't even do any sentence finding it you're rich i think we're ready to get it done i'm not getting any of the sleep i normally don't get after four years americans can exhale we can't be complacent we have to put our heads down and keep doing the work starting tomorrow for now come on chris do the wave do the uh we're taping this just a little while after donald trump walked into the white house briefing room actually and tried to poison american democracy so we all knew he would do this what i didn't know is that it would hurt so much i didn't expect this to break my heart we're not going to show you a second of what that sad frightened fraud said tonight because it's poison and i like you i've rarely been as upset as i am tonight cause today the u.s capitol was overrun for the first time since 1814 and a woman died who could have seen this coming everyone even dummies like me remind me are we great again yet you are about to be the most powerful person in the world what is president biden going to put into the world the values i would die for we are still in search of making those real justice for black america is justice for all america it is nothing wrong with having the anger and emotion and passion over steel that he saw and the prompter just says insert joke here can we get can we get a really good joke there super topical on point but really funny and heals a nation thank you hey my ears are blessed with a tick-tock me my sailor song this is my dream a late-night tv host named colbert dressed from the waist up with bold flair i'll give it a shot i'll give it a shot so nice to see you michelle you did it my lovely wife evie is here tonight no from the peanut galleries i got her over here tell me when the jokes are good or not okay are you telling me that johnny carson told ed mcmahon to tell arsenio hall to book usher yes and i think he said make sure he knows about cindy [Music] we've tried to have you on almost every week for a year around january 20th your schedule really opened up what what changed everything george clooney are you are you ready to set for the colbert questionnaire tiffany haddish what is the best sandwich a pastrami this is the right answer favorite action movie there you've stumped me the correct answer is the river wild jobs jobs jump okay he seems to be buffering can somebody unplug him and plug him back in again tonight an actual small business that's been struggling during the pandemic will get their very own super sunday ad books on kingston boone between the baptist church and the bone saloon have you worked on your biden yet he always does the list number one the one part number two what they said number three you get the drill come on is that true or is that what's the word malarkey all that plus sports and traffic on the ones it's a late show [Music] you

Channel: The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

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Keywords: The Late Show, Late Show, Stephen Colbert, Steven Colbert, Colbert, celebrity, celeb, celebrities, late night, talk show, comedian, comedy, CBS, joke, jokes, funny, funny video, funny videos, humor, hollywood, famous

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Length: 5min 50sec (350 seconds)

Published: Thu Jun 24 2021