Italian Waiters - SNL

>>> THIS PLACE IS SO CUTE. >> YEAH. >> YEAH LOOK AT ALL THOSE GRAPES ON THE WALL. >> YES. >> PLEASE. WELCOME TO ANGELINO'S REAL ITALIAN RESTAURANT. AND THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL TABLE I HAVE EVER SEEN. YOU TAKE MY BREATH AWAY. >> AWW! >> BELLA, BELLA, BELLA, BELLA -- SMART. I BE RIGHT BACK WITH THE MENUS. >> DID HE SAY SMART? >> THAT'S A COMPLIMENT. >> YEAH, MAYBE HE LIKES YOU MORE. >> EXCUSE ME. I HAVE A WATER FOR YOU. BELLISSIMA, BELLISSIMA, BELLISSIMA, BELLISSIMA -- AND A FUNNY ONE. >> DO I LOOK WEIRD TODAY OR SOMETHING? >> NO, NO. >> NO WAY. >> NEVER. >> NOW, LET ME GUESS. YOU ARE A MODEL? >> OH, YOU'RE SWEET. NO, NO. >> YOU ARE A STATUE. >> NO. I'M A NURSE. >> NO. THIS IS A CRIME. OKAY. I TRY AGAIN. YOU ARE A WRITER. >> NO. I'M ACTUALLY AN ACTOR. I WAS EVEN IN A MOVIE. >> OH, YES. BABADOOK. >> I'M NOT THE BABADOOK. JUST GO. WHAT IS MY VIBE TODAY? >> LADIES, I WANT TO INTRODUCE YOU TO CHEF DINO. HE WANTS TO GIVE YOU A GIFT, A LITTLE BITE. >> OH, YES. FOR SUCH A BEAUTY, YOU DESERVE SOMETHING VERY SPECIAL. >> OH, PRETTY. >> FOR YOU, FOR YOU, AND FOR YOU -- CHILI. >> CHILI? THIS IS HUGE. >> OH, YES, A BIG BOY CHILI. ENJOY. >> WHY DO THEY EVEN HAVE THAT HERE? >> I THINK IT'S NICE THEY MADE YOU SOMETHING SPECIAL. >> YEAH. >> YEAH. >> LADIES, DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION ABOUT THE MENU? >> YES. CAN I GET THE SPAGHETTI WITH EXTRA MEATBALLS? >> ANYTHING FOR YOU. NOW, I HAVE A QUESTION. WILL YOU MARRY ME? >> OH, THAT IS SO SWEET, BUT I'M ALREADY MARRIED. >> OH, LUCKY MAN. >> ACTUALLY, I'M MARRIED TOO. >> OH, TO YOUR CAREER. >> OH, MY GOD. >> JEN, I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON. THOSE TWO GUYS SERIOUSLY JUST HAVE WEIRD TASTE. >> CANDLES FOR THE LADIES. AND LET ME JUST UNSCREW THIS LIGHT. MUCH BETTER. AND YOUR HARLEY DAVIDSON IS LEAKING OIL ALL OVER THE STREET. CAN YOU MOVE IT? >> I DON'T DRIVE A HARLEY. >> OH, MY MISTAKE. >> WHATEVER. WHERE IS OUR WAITER? >> YES. WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU? >> CAN WE JUST ORDER? AND BY THE WAY, I ACTUALLY AM BEAUTIFUL. >> EVERYONE IS BEAUTIFUL. AND YOU MOST OF ALL BECAUSE IT'S THE KIND THAT'S ON THE INSIDE. >> YOU KNOW WHAT? I'VE HAD ENOUGH INSULTS. I'M JUST GOING TO GO HOME AND HAVE A SALAD. >> OH, THIS IS SO SAD. WAS IT SOMETHING I SAID? >> YEAH, EVERYTHING YOU SAID. WHY WERE YOU LIKE THAT TO HER? >> OH, I MUST CONFESS. WHENEVER THERE'S A GROUP OF WOMEN, WE TEAM UP AGAINST ONE AND FLATTER THE OTHERS FOR MORE TIPS. IS THAT BAD? >> YEAH. >> YEAH. >> I MEAN, IT WAS DEFINITELY WORKING ON ME. I WAS GOING TO GIVE THE BIGGEST TIP OF MY LIFE. >> BUT, HEY, YOU SERIOUSLY MISREAD OUR FRIEND BY THE WAY. WHAT WAS THAT? >> IT IS YOUR FRIEND. SHE'S OUTSIDE. LOOK. SO SMART. BIG BOY CHILI.

Channel: Saturday Night Live

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Length: 4min 18sec (258 seconds)

Published: Sun Feb 05 2023