>>> OH, MY GOSH. THIS WEDDING HAS BEEN UNREAL. NADINE IS SUCH A BEAUTIFUL BRIDE. >> CHANDLER IS ONE LUCKY GUY. >> HE SURE IS. HEY, SHINA, BY THE WAY, I KNOW IT'S TOUGH COMING TO A WEDDING AFTER A BREAKUP, BUT I THINK IT'S SO SWEET YOUR BABY SISTER CAME ALL THE WAY HERE TO BE YOUR DATE. LISA, IT'S SO NICE TO MEET YOU. >> YEAH. THAT'S CUTE. BUT MY BOX IS CLOSED TONIGHT. >> I'M SORRY. WHAT? >> KELLY, GIRL. PAY NO MIND TO MY SISTER. SHE'S SUCH A JOKESTER. >> ALL RIGHT, MA'AM. THIS IS ALL THE DRESSING WE COULD FIND IN THE KITCHEN. >> WHY IS THIS RANCH BLACK? >> IT'S BALSAMIC. >> YOU REALLY LIKE YOUR DRESSING, HUH? >> YEAH, EVERYONE ELSE IS JUST EATING THE SALAD AS SERVED. >> AND EVERYONE ELSE IS ABOUT TO BE SICK. NOT ME. TOSS MY SALAD. THE MORE DRESSING YOU PUT ON IT, THE LESS LIKELY YOU ARE TO GET ECOLI. I NEED TO STAY HEALTHY. I GOT TO BE IN COURT IN THE MORNING. >> LISA IS THE LEAD LITIGATOR ON A CLASS ACTION SUIT AGAINST BUILD-A-BEAR. >> THEY GAVE A BUNCH OF BUILD-A-BEARS TO BALD KIDS, AND I AIN'T GOT TO TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED NEXT. >> THAT IS REALLY GREAT WORK. >> SIS, SWITCH ME SEATS, YOUR LESBIAN FRIEND IS TRYING TO GET THE BOX TONIGHT. IT AIN'T HAPPENING, BOO. >> DO I COME OFF FLIRTING? BECAUSE I'M NOT. >> KELLY, YOU'RE FINE. LISA, CAN YOU PLEASE CHILL? >> WHATEVER. I'M GOING TO SIT BACK, RELAX, AND FIX THIS SALAD. OKAY? HOLD ON. HUH-HUH. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA? RAW SOLOMON. >> WELL, IT'S SMOKED. >> SMOKED. PINK AS IT IS, LOOK LIKE A FRUIT ROLLUP, HUH-HUH. COOK MY MEAT. I'M GOING TO MIX THIS ALL UP FOR ALL OF US. YEAH? OKAY. >> WELL, ANYWAYS, I HAVE TO TELL YOU GUYS ABOUT THIS EMBARRASSING DATE I WENT ON. >> THIS ABOUT TO BE A MEAN ASS SALAD. >> SO WE WENT TO A MOVIE AND ENDED UP BACK AT MY PLACE. AS SOON AS WE WALKED IN, A MOUSE RUNS ACROSS -- >> YOU GOT ANY RANCH ON YOU? >> CAN YOU PLEASE JUST EAT? >> BUT I NEED RANCH. EVERYBODY KNOWS LETTUCE IS NASTY WITHOUT RANCH. >> NOW I'M WORRIED THAT HE SAW THE MOUSE. BUT THEN HE'S LIKE, NO, NO, IT'S FINE. WE'LL JUST GO TO MY PLACE. >> WOW, WHAT A GENTLEMAN. >> SMART MAN. >> COME ON, SIS. WHAT HAPPENED TO US JUST CHILLING? >> I AM CHILLING. I'M CHILLIN. WHAT? I'M CHILLIN. I'M MINDING MY BUSINESS. THIS SALAD GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT, BUT I'M GOING TO NEED IT TO BE BUSSIN. I HEARD THE GIRL. SHE SAID HER HOUSE IS DIRTY. >> LISA. OKAY. ALL RIGHT. LISA, CAN YOU PLEASE JUST -- >> I NEED THE LERJ. I NEED THE LEVERAGE. WHAT? GIRL, I HEARD THE GIRL. CARMEN SAN DIEGO TRYING TO GET THE BOX WHILE SHE GOT RATATOUILLE AS HE ROOMMATE. >> WHAT HAPPENED? A PIECE OF SALMON HIT MY MOTHER. >> THIS WEDDING IS A MESS. PEOPLE GETTING HIT WITH SOLOMON AND THEY PUT RAW SOLOMON IN MY SALAD. >> IS SHE SAYING SALMON? >> THIS IS RUINING OUR SPECIAL DAY. >> OH, BECAUSE WE GAY? >> NO. WE'RE RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR FIRST DANCE. >> WHY YOU OVER HERE TALKING TO ME? DANCE, BITCH. Y'ALL SEE THIS, RIGHT? THERE IS CHAMPAGNE ALL IN THE FOOD, VEGETABLES EVERYWHERE. THAT MARRIAGE IS DOOMED. >> I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GET SICK, BUT THIS IS ALL KIND OF YOUR FAULT. >> YEAH. YOU HAVE BEEN DRESSING THAT SALAD IN A REALLY INSANE WAY. >> HOLD ON. I'M NOT ABOUT TO LET Y'ALL ATTACK MY SISTER, LISA WHO CAME ALL THE WAY OUT HERE FROM TEMECULA TO BE MY DATE. MAYBE SHE'S THE TYPE OF SISTER THAT CAN'T TAKE NOWHERE. >> I KNOW THAT'S RIGHT. >> OH, MY GOD. MAYBE SHE'S SUCH A BAD LISTENER IT MAKES YOU WONDER IS THIS WOMAN HARD OF HEARING? >> I KNOW THAT'S RIGHT. >> BUT WHEN IT'S ALL SAID AND DONE, THIS MY BLOOD RIGHT HERE, AND SHE BETTER NOT HAVE ONE DRY LEAF IN THAT DAMN BOWL. >> TOSS MY SALAD. YOU KNOW WHAT? Y'ALL DONE PISSED ME OFF. I LOST MY APPETITE. I'M LEAVING. >> WHERE IS SHE FROM AGAIN? >> TEMECULA!
