Is This the Worst Game Ever?

well is it I'm asking you ladies and gentlemen I have played the Smeagol game and I am still alive to talk about how stupid it is going from Zelda into this was like getting thrown out of the window of a five-star hotel and falling directly into a sewer where I now sleep on a pile of rats sometimes there are funny bad games like redfall and Sonic forces and then there are sad bad games like four spoken and Pokemon Scarlet the gollum game is a sad bad game it's a game that makes you increasingly sad the more you play it yeah in this game you play as the weakest most pathetic character from the entire Lord of the Rings Universe Smeagol what is that thing not a dwarf not a goblin two ugly for either of them a withering shambling corpse of a creature just barely clinging to life the whole intro of the game is Smeagol trying to catch a little beetle but he cannot catch it because the character that you are playing as is weaker and more stupid than a beetle because he is so dumb and incompetent at catching a beetle like a [ __ ] dumbass Smiggle actually gets captured by Orcs and turned into a slave so the premise of this game is you play as a starving little Gremlin that can't even catch a beetle doing slave labor for Orcs in hell where everyone is coughing and dying and nobody likes you because you're a little slimy rat bastard and everyone hits you and calls you names the whole game why don't you find some place to go die Yes precious just at the idea level this has to be the least fun idea for a game new objective go back to your cave new objective find something to eat no objective take your slave tag new objective go to sleep new objective follow the frail man new objective wait in the line of slaves yes I love this part new objective step forward new objective return to your cell in the barracks and end the day at the window compare Golem game 2 Milan Wonder World land in that game the music is very upbeat the levels incorporate multiple colors even there are power-ups they're not good but they do slightly power you up sometimes and of course the dancing sequences it doesn't make you happy playing Milan Wonderland but that is the mood they were going for the Smeagol game is depressing every turn you are surrounded by suffering and pain and there is no hope of redemption or Escape you wake up do your slave chores go into the sweltering minds and collect tags from the dead slaves that died of exhaustion and then waddle back to your cell and then it fades to Black and says the next day in comic scenes the graphics are the graphics this is what Smeagol is like huh I've seen him before in real life he doesn't look like this this Graphics looks like a Orcs dick remember Shadow of Mordor and that game the Orcs are like ah that was funny this game is not funny this game is sad I want to go back to when back to when it was funny like when they said here is the greatest line of dialogue from the smeagle game okay here we go that was it the gameplay of Smiggle is climbing shitty stealth sections and a bunch of trailing missions gotta have those there was one stealth part where I got caught by the Orcs which is an immediate game over but then it kept spawning me into the same spot so I just kept getting caught in an infinite Loops kill him no I'm smeagle all right let's go it just spot me back in there come on now what if I say like what if I go this out I am stuck here I'm gonna hide behind that little thing this eventually I did break free from the orc Loop and decided that I wanted to jump on this guy's head and strangle him [Music] there was one part where I stole a potion from the famous Lord of the Rings character candle man and and then many years passed until smeagle sold the potion to a random orc for a slice of bread I'll give you extra bread for that where was he hiding to potion for all those years by far the weirdest most intriguing part of the game is where you have to make a bird how does one make a bud I don't know where they come up with this [ __ ] but there isn't work present who is very invested in what type of bird Smeagol makes what why ain't white birds for such a male nourished creature Smiggle was able to bounce around pretty good he can wall run which it doesn't seem like he should be able to do that but that is like something from fun games so it's okay playing the Golem game is similar to possessing the one ring the more you are exposed to its evil power the more it corrupts you this is why it's so funny to me to keep jumping smeagle off of a cliff like all high quality games the Smiggle game comes with an apology from the developers they said we're sorry for making Smeagol game and at the low low price of sixty dollars you too can own and return this game to the store unless you want the precious Edition that's 70 dollars like Zelda okay we gotta kill this guy [Music] learned how to stand up game over [Music]

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Id: w0acyYZAfio

Length: 6min 27sec (387 seconds)

Published: Fri Jun 02 2023