Cyberdunk 2077

the year is 150 million bc dinosaurs roam the earth and cyberpunk is first announced as a launch title for the atari 2600 millions of years elapses the game is delayed time and time again until finally december 10 2020 cyberpunk is released and the game still isn't finished playing cyberpunk right now is like playing an early alpha version of a game that is years from completion this is like pre-early access sony is actually issuing refunds for this game and has taken it down from the playstation store that is insane i don't think i've ever seen that happen to a big name release like this more and more big titles like this are being released in an unfinished state and it's gotten to the point where gamers are so conditioned to glitches and bugs they don't even notice them anymore so when i actually hear people that aren't me noticing bugs and glitches i think oh [ __ ] this game is [ __ ] broken that being said the glitches are very funny i think a lot of my enjoyment from cyberpunk actually stemmed from the bugs i never knew what crazy [ __ ] would happen next everybody just has guns out of nowhere no matter what they're doing this dude is stretching with a gun this dude is lifting dumbbells with the hand he is currently holding a gun with the hair physics body animation combined with super detailed environments and lighting guns have unique animations cars have glossy exteriors and modeled interiors when cyberpunk is at its best it can look very impressive unfortunately cyberpunk is rarely at its best you can have all the fancy effects in the world but the second characters start doing this the illusion is ruined even during cut scenes you aren't safe from bugs look at this lady in the background what is she sitting on now she's drinking nothing this woman was getting a surgery done on her then i walked into the room and this happened once npcs get spooked by something they are permanently scared for the rest of the game character animations range from super realistic to embarrassingly bad every time someone gets in and out of a car it looks like this i had one mission where the time of day would just instantly change back and forth and then you have all of the performance issues from what i understand playing cyberpunk on a ps4 is like this most people getting this game are playing it on a ps4 or xbox one so this is unacceptable i played this on pc and the frame rate was all over the place i don't have the latest graphics card or processor but my computer can usually run just about anything i throw at it at 60fps cyberpunk would usually sit around 30 to 40 fps but when it dipped those numbers went down big time if you can get mario odyssey running at 60 fps on a nintendo switch and god of war red dead 2 last of us 2 running at a stable frame rate on a base ps4 then there really is no excuse these are state-of-the-art games but according to video game marketing every hyped up game is state of the art right cyberpunk is just straight up a very poorly optimized game right now let's talk about driving the driving is like it's about that good i've seen some truly psychotic claims that the driving in this is on par with grand theft auto 5. uh the people saying this should seek medical attention because something has happened to their brains your car will come to a complete stop from hitting a tiny curb and then also ram through a boulder in a car like nothing but i mean still better than uh death stranding driving cyberpunk is set in a truly dystopic vision of the future where only fans became a larger company than amazon night city is full of stunning architecture neon lights vending machines obnoxious ads and a disproportionate amount of strip clubs and sex shops it would have been cool to see what a futuristic zoo looks like or a stadium or a museum or you know anything other than a store called pp then there's the combat the wonky gameplay nearly collapses under the frame rate drops in bugs mostly my dude would just walk around one-shotting everyone with a shotgun while sucking down inhaler juice enemies don't understand how to respond to you going past their cover spot the hand-to-hand combat is possibly the worst ever in a video game every time you die it's a mine that one shots you the combat music never stops blaming over everything even after everyone has been dead for two hours one time it even started playing the same song twice overlapping itself you'll shoot an enemy and they'll just get stuck on the terrain this happened to me like 20 times i'm right here come on this dude tried to spawn in an elevator but failed miserably some enemies can do this and i think that's the game functioning as intended there are stealth options and watchdogs hacking to keep things fresh but uh sometimes enemies will spot you through a wall or object because they feel like it it's all so blatantly broken but i mean you know still better than death stranding i like driving through here it's nice you know what you're right it is nice out here never been out this way no i have just never noticed never had time to just sit down and watch then we got the story which is the strongest element of the game but also the part of the game that can't be patched or fixed even though you have a strong premise here the story itself is very plot driven a lot of the dialogue is we're gonna go here we're gonna hack this computer we're gonna talk to this guy and this is how the microchip works and this is how brain dances work and this is how you write a program cd project red and i want this guy to hear this too nobody gives a rat's [ __ ] ass about the minute details of fictional technology that should not be the focal point of dialogue in your game that should be information found like in a log file that's hidden under a bed somewhere the story can also feel very disjointed at times i picked the corporal path where you are a career worker who gets wrapped up in some disturbing corporate espionage then some dude snatches your microchip so you have to quit your job immediately despite being so involved in this insidious plot and then you instantly become a low-level gangster in a montage and then one of your first missions is the lull of a gangster is to steal a super secret microchip from the most powerful man in the world on top of that a dozen different characters are constantly calling you and giving you side missions at the same time you are currently pursuing a side mission from 10 phone calls ago that you forgot the entire premise of now hey attention organized crime all of the most powerful moments of cyberpunk happen when you can finally shut out the white noise and the barrage of [ __ ] information and actually focus on what's happening in front of you but another thing that worries me about this game is how many of these great moments will players miss and how many did i miss the minimap makes almost no distinction between the higher quality narrative driven side quest and the ubisoft tier copy and paste filler i wouldn't be surprised if most people ended up completely missing out on my favorite questline in the game about the sentient soda machine because he's tucked away in a little corner likewise the ending that i got which was in my opinion the most satisfying one in the game steam says only one percent of people actually got that ending i realized this is a very negative and critical video but i actually did enjoy this game cyberpunk 2077 is carried by actors and animators and it's refreshing to absorb those details in first person i went into this thinking keanu reeves will be in here for like an hour but no he is one of the main characters and it makes the game that much better jackie skippy evelyn flaming crotch man victor brendan judy pan am rick ross delamane goro hideo kojima and of course johnny silverhand these characters have more personality and soul than anyone from these games and for that reason i'd say this is one of the better open world games i've played i would put it right about here so yeah that's what i think about cyberpunk oh [ __ ] i forgot about minecraft saturday [Music] you

Channel: videogamedunkey

Views: 6,582,258

Rating: 4.9308624 out of 5

Keywords: cyberpunk, cyberpunk 2077, cyberpunk review, cyberpunk 2077 review, cyberdunk 2077, cyberdunk, dunkey, dunkview, dunkey review, cyberpunk dunkey, cyberpunk 2077 dunkey, cyberpunk 2077 dunkview

Id: DPW6fkcM-14

Length: 9min 1sec (541 seconds)

Published: Wed Dec 23 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/theangryintern]

Set in a truly dystopic vision of the future where OnlyFans became a larger company than Amazon

yep, pretty much describes Night City perfectly.

[u/Markus_SQ]

"More dunkey" instead of "More content". I guess he's done being done making good videos

[u/icer07]

I'll wait for it to come out on the KFC and then pull the trigger

[u/groutesqueagate]

This isn't minecraft wednesday

[u/GoldenJoel]

Seriously ya'll, pick this up in 6 months. I bet dollars to donuts it'll be a much better game bug wise and mechanically.

[u/NYLotteGiants]

Sounds like a fair analysis

[u/DiamondPup]

I love that Dunkey can enjoy the bugs, shit all over the game, but still be honest that he enjoyed the experience. And I love that he didn't give it some arbitrary number at the end; that number wouldn't have made any sense.

When you have these big consolidated media companies with 30 reviewers, none of which you know or care about, you lose all sense of nuance and personality that is core to the subjective experience that gaming is. And gaming IS an entirely subjective experience; whether it's the mood you're in while you're playing it or what you're going through in your life, or the fact that you're ruining your own experience with your prejudices or other experiences...or even just enjoying it for how bad it is. It's entirely possible to enjoy something everyone has deemed bad, or to hate something everyone has deemed good...and everyone in that scenario is correct.

It's why reviews from a person who you understand (though, not necessarily agree with) is so much more important. Of course Dunkey loved how funny the bugs were, was annoyed with the quality and performance issues, but still enjoyed the experience. Because it's Dunkey.

And he's right. Not about the game, but about his experience.

It's why I've come off all these IGN and Gamespot and Game Awards bullshit that tries to give their review some ridiculous authority. And why I just pick a few people to follow, most of whom I disagree with, but I understand them and that makes their reviews more meaningful to me than some silly score/number from a company that's working with the marketing team of the publisher.

[u/parklawnz]

Thing is, I’ve always had a fairly high tolerance for visual/physics bugs. I played and loved all of the Elder Scrolls games from launch and they were, and in many cases, still are hot messes when it comes to those bugs. though I know experiences vary wildly based on your system, my experience on a high end PC is I believe comparable to Skyrim at launch. Definitely not a compliment, but I can still have fun.

The one thing that I cannot handle, and what made me stop playing the game, is the Lobotomized AI. I literally cannot suspend my disbelief, and feel like a bad ass net runner when I’m basically fighting troglodytes with the IQ and instinct for self preservation of an amoeba. They run around like a chicken with their head cut off, they don’t take cover, When you get close they panic and T pose like some weird software version of a possum playing dead. It almost as if the same guy who did the AI for the Witcher games did the AI for CyberPunk, and attempted to patch together the enemy AI from W3 into the AI for an urban SciFi FPS.

Edit: just imagine if this game had the AI of The Division 2.... just imagine....

[u/rustledupjimmies]

Can't believe no ones asked (that I can see), are there any story spoilers in the video?