@Internet Historian Answers The Webs Least Asked Questions - The Shpodcast EP 4

oh wait well that's not 911 that's my wife so I just say it now yeah cool hey what's going on guys welcome back to the spod cast hosted by the only podcast host responsible enough to stay more than 60 dawei from you sometta media today I'm joined by my co-host Alex how're you doing today buddy hey doing good solid we're also joined by a special guest co-host today the Internet the internet historian a historian how's it going right I'm looking at an image at the moment I see this there's a dude in the middle I'm assuming that's Alex who are the two dudes on the left on the right this is my buddy Kareem he who happened to be free that day because I needed someone to be able to take pictures of me oh I see he's mentioned Kareem to me a lot of never met Kareem that's not what I assume Kareem look like ya creams an interesting dude he's thin he's Turkish and he looks okay in youtuber merch is what we've come to learn yeah that's good yeah I like that [ __ ] so I've got a I've got a thing for you guys here um have you guys ever seen these YouTube videos before no this is the wired autocomplete oh my go out of you so right basically they grab celebrity so we've got Peter Parker here and a notorious b.i.g I guess I don't know these other guys and then zendaya who I've seen from memes are we not gonna see the girl there we go that that person people slobber over her I've heard wrong but basically they take these celebrities right so this is um they just type in spider-man for this one but they take all these suggested autocomplete things for Google and then that becomes the interview questions which I thought was a tremendous premise right given that I love talking about myself or you know like half our segment said are you also gonna ignore that that's Ned from the spider-man movies that's also an actor in the spider-man who this guy yeah oh oh is he the dude on the bus [ __ ] these famous people there are the more famous people yes that dude on the right it's got like a sort of shock but he's very fair he's my favorite water yeah they do done the rites probably more famous if you've seen the movie which I have not unfortunately what are these guys all in the same movie yes oh yeah Spider Man far from home the one that I did not see which is why I only recognize John Joe you don't need an interviewer when the questions are from Google yeah exactly that's the premise so anyway I pop my name into here run it just got why is cement immediate exactly I got absolutely no incompletes people are asking like what species a flounder I am and it's just not very interesting you know who does have a couple interesting autocomplete results though alex is the internet history I probably do nothing the name generic just yeah no I'm sure I'm sure somebody searching for you Alex I'm sure somebody is I promise you I'm waiting for you dad okay all right so anyway the the premise is clear right this podcast needs some higher production value right yes we we've it's been me and Alex just discussing anime and internet tropes for like the better part of six hours so far and now that we've got a nice sizable YouTube guest we got to step it up so I figure why not learn from the best Wired magazine is clearly known for their celebrity interviews right I mean that's what you think of when you think Wired magazine right yes um so we just got ready so when they do electronics or one state well that's the only that's mainly what I think people know how hard that's why I know you YouTube has um their YouTube channels completely different because I mean like complex was I can't compete with Lionel effectives yeah exactly complex was originally just supposed to be like hip-hop music and interviews with hip-hop people and then they did then they did the hot ones interview on its own first we feast and now and it's still hosted by complex but it's like their main thing is doing those spicy chicken wing interviews hey shut up I do a tiny bit of research and suddenly I'm the [ __ ] Internet is all right so if you type in right is internet oh wait no that's not gonna be the easiest thing I wonder if I get all the right if you type in designated storyand does it finish with have a face most of them are what is internet historian look like yeah but the the first one they typically do is who write and usually it'll be like who is Tom Holland then it'll be like who is Tom Hollands best friend who is Tom Hollands wife and stuff like that right yours is just who is here net historian which i think is actually really good question I mean well they they want to know they want to know who the old man is yeah yeah yeah exactly someone that when they think who is internet historian I'm sure I can't explain this going going gone I swear there is a there are a couple people out there who think this is real this is a foyer of wavy web surf with and all day he's filter and then so there's a they I can't quite see because of the resolution but if it says my birthday yeah April 20th 1989 yeah for 20 yeah well it's so so I keeps getting these emails from this website called like famous birthdays so I'm telling you my birthday I'm not telling you my mother's maiden name I'm not putting that [ __ ] out on the internet so that is a legitimate that is a legitimate like celebrity like they do like interviews and stuff with celebrities as well and they're trying to become like a legitimate source for news on like like you have famous birthdays for like celebrities but they do like tick stalkers and you know so like if you need to know PewDiePie's like actual birthday or the actual date that he joined YouTube they keep track of that hmm just so everyone knows I don't think they're a complete scam but go on sorry no they're fine they're fine but it's not information that I would have put out there so yeah it's always 420 and then yet 1980 you know I'm Illinois I can't remember that there was some joke with 1989's caramel what it is like there's the book there's also that song by Bowling For Soup oh yeah see Madonna waited for nirvana that's 1985 oh it's 85 [ __ ] yeah you're right [ __ ] I like how it says nationality Kiwi and then in parentheses it says New Zealand er yeah yeah well it's a lot of people just go with yes New Zealand are on the passport yeah full name Harold no last name by doctor it should should say professor and Esquire subreddit like maps without New Zealand maps without Neely oh yeah yeah well it's a rabbit hole maps without New Zealand what's going on what's the power our country is an afterthought that's the problem and so so your country isn't real is what people have been that's Australian New Zealand's realism the latest flat article I've read flat earth article I've read just says you know what [ __ ] Australia Australia who does this count as a map without New Zealand this doesn't count now it's just got his hand he'll go and keep going oh what's that what's the top post of all time telling me what you've got the New Zealand Airport doesn't have MS Elin this block of cheese what the [ __ ] that's pretty [ __ ] accurate to what we got here New Zealand government four page sorry something's okay yeah New Zealand yeah mods asleep upload Newseum oh come on how do you how do you leave that on the app like Japan by the way this I mean that's basically what New Zealand is it's like a spicier Japan yeah it's always looked like a gun to me like a yeah like a rotated gun see his the the trigger at the back the handle and then it's not quite long oh yeah yeah destiny handgun yeah that's the one yeah that thing that's how would be I always thought that Antarctica looked like a dog pulling over a cape like that man oh let's have a look and our ticket I can spell people always say that apps that Italy looks like a boot but have you ever noticed that like that big Siberian sea looks just like the Red Sea all I don't know what it is the one in the middle of Europe looks like a big left and like it's got the snout at the bottom there and like ear at the top and then the whole bottom half is it pulling the Cape in my way tell me again what this is yeah wait what yeah no no no no oh I'm gonna look yeah it's like um it's like a dog and his nose is sort of he's not really pulling a cape or he's sort of well in my mind he's Batman he's that dog so give me give me wait I'm not seeing it though okay which part of this is dog as I see that rid bit see that little rid bit that's the tip of the nose this yes oh look at the middle then go down this yeah here oh well I don't know I can't see your mouth oh [ __ ] so middle down so at the edge of the actual Antarctica where there's red writing you would just read writing that's listen out and then and then here is the thing that would be naturally in the other direction to the to the northwest yes and then but that's it and then yes has happened something horrific has happened to his body I said this in the middle of a college geography class and everyone just looked at me just spouted that out holy [ __ ] wait I've got a story so what I'm wearing in the room I want to say yeah when I was in when I was in I think middle school uh I was I don't want to say bright but I like watch more TV than other kids so the teachers thought I was like smarter whatever because I would have liked witty quips I'm gonna know the answers to simple questions like do you guys know who yo-yo Ma's and I'd be like yeah he's like a violinist he's a Chinese holy [ __ ] are you rich and or knowledge one it's like now is on an episode of The Simpsons like stuff like that so they like recommended to my dad that I attend like they called it like a laureate program which is basically like an arts and creativity thing in middle school you like Slumdog Millionaire do your way into a special class yeah basically it so it's like it was like an opt-in thing so it's it's on it's at this like it we've got these schools that you can only kind of get in by lottery because they can only allow like sixty students or something and you get more individual attention by the teachers or whatever and they're always considered much nicer like better for education the equivalent of like it's not a private school but it's sort of that experience so it's hosted in one of those schools so you know the my parents don't drive so we take this hour-and-a-half walk out to this place sign me up to it I end up taking the bus the rest of the time but I get there well I cannot explain how much of an [ __ ] these teachers were bro like they did not [ __ ] with me at all like the rest of the kids were legitimately talented we had a we had an art thing where they wanted us to draw an old house and add as many details as we could yeah to make it seem old as if to teach us something about architecture I mean more mystery okay yeah exactly some people were really [ __ ] good they had three deenis going on they had shadows they had like different scaling for what was farther back and what was for I'm doing 2d stick figure houses right I don't know I'm [ __ ] now I draw a cloud up top I put like little skulls on the front fence two kids go before me we're like presenting what it is and they're gorgeous and I'm like oh I totally [ __ ] up here I didn't even come close to what the [ __ ] we were supposed to do I get up there and I'm like hey so this is my old house I've got some fences up front that are kind of broken cuz you know in movies old houses are sort of like rundown or whatever yeah and I've got this dark cloud over the house cuz you know old houses are kind of spooky I thought like lightning would be spooky yeah people in the front row gave it a little bit of a laugh and I was like whatever it's over they called my [ __ ] parents one go your kids not focusing he's not taking this here's a [ __ ] this is the best I could do this isn't the sort of creative I'm good at what the [ __ ] give me a camera your kid to dumb he's too dumb boy I hate dude I have never I have felt stupider in my life but that did not feel that I felt so stupid for the longest reason bro I hated it so much like they treated me like I was the special ed kid because I didn't have a [ __ ] draw bro talk about measuring a fish on his ability to climb a tree you know what I mean imagine like being so dumb in class that you get in trouble with parents no imagine being so dumb it's us essentially a summer camp yeah like they just oh man I'm pretty sure was free I don't think he even paid for it you just showed up and took the time out of your summer to attend these stupid little we were like 13 years what are you gonna do now now that you're like a gray man you could maybe like buy a whole bunch of Rubik's cubes show back up to the the camp with them like all in hand and just go like you know pretty woman that good big mistake just so I've got this excellently drawn thing they're like congratulations Submit you did it at age 25 you're exactly respectable Congrats you beat out little Suzy she's crying are you happy and I'm like yeah been grabbing trophies off the window these are mine big old house and permanent marker on their white board exam brilliant you'll never forget me now alright so anyway this autocomplete interview right yeah the pride took the time right I took the time to pull up some of internet historians autocomplete answers right the first one is just who is the internet historian right so obviously not any more specific than you want to be but for anybody who god knows this isn't a demographic that's gonna listen to this podcast but for people who don't know who you are who is the Internet historian okay well I don't know it's a YouTube channel in it yeah those are facts Oh British people be like what is a YouTube channel name I don't know it's very self-explanatory name yeah I I did you got a good PI historian some of the internet and and that's about all you need to know there you go I actually found your channel off at reddit thread oh okay do you remember what the reddit thread was someone was just asking for like what are like some like I don't feel smaller YouTube [ __ ] like smaller youtube channels that are like gold and right yeah it was I found I found two channels that I still subscribe to which is defunct land and then your channel oh yeah yeah the fumblings good it was like a rabbit hole I went down yeah thing so that obviously there aren't anything super interesting for when Internet historian or other sufferer who internet historian but if you type in is Internet historian right you get some very interesting questions that I think actually are worth maybe a bit of background so that so the first one is internet historian right-wing you have to have two wings to fly so I don't even know why anybody yeah it's tough to get out of islands without two wings is internet historian a furry you wanna you want to give a quick explanation as to why that's one of your top search I've got why that's the top autopano idea I mean most because of that rainforest video but know what I mean I got some body here but I I'm not that very the you think right wing is just cuz of the Shia LeBeouf once problem are yeah also don't know what right wing is so yeah I guess I don't know I I like stuff on on Twitter and things that I just think that it is funny so yeah another night whatever whatever yeah I try not to get into politics too much to the best of my ability I try to avoid that stuff people just want laugh at something yeah if you just watch your channel it's pretty neutral yeah I think yeah I try oh you're going Smith yeah I don't really touch on politics too much either but I just don't know politics well enough like I still don't know the difference between right-wing and liberal and can't actually know what that means right wings like today right when they fly but left wings like to turn left that's what I thought and people never tell me that's the correct answer so I've continued to just live in ignorance well you just go well I'm New Zealand and I'm Australian so I don't care you Americans do whatever you want leave yeah exactly the the thing about furries on the Internet is it's such a polarizing topic that if if you don't hate furries if you aren't adamant about like remember who identifies as a you're an advocate yeah so the the fact that by nature all of the videos that you do are very information driven neutral politically sands like you almost never have like an agenda with this is the point I'm gonna make with my video it's moreso telling the objective story and all the details and facts that with the story like rain first which if you're not familiar is an excellent convention that went super super well yeah would you can see which you can see documented here in miller of rainforest I hate hearing my voice and I'm not gonna play you know obviously taking an objective look at the diapers thrown around and the elevators that were smashed and the glory holes cut into the bathrooms of this convention right right people took you as a as a furry sympathizer you know because you know there was I mean I don't know how deep we want to get into things yeah I mean this I tried to take a pretty neutral time with this one because I figured there was a lot of negative things in here but there was there was another video I wanted to do that was quite sympathetic to the fairies actually did you is a hero yeah did you ever hear about the the chlorine incident that happened at I think was a Chicago Convention Center so they were having something called like Midwest furfest or something like that and another freaking here was no the Chicago yeah and and someone spilt a bunch of chlorine powder I think it wasn't maybe as a solution in the stairwell Jesus and they didn't know what was happening and and they thought maybe this is some sort of terroristic incident and everyone's getting really freaked out and it's people in hospitals and stuff but they never found out as a concern or because chlorine powder is quite toxic or something well yeah chlorine can be pretty toxic if it's concentrated enough or if it's mixed with other things you know like chlorine gas it could have been that right World War one but um but those in the shower yeah yeah yeah do your best not to don't clean your pennies with that one voice yeah but it the problem is it's an unsolved mystery people don't know what the origin of the chlorine was whether it was a prank whether there's some really bad theories out there that just aren't true like on their on their face like someone was trying to use chlorine to clean their fur suit it's that's I hate hearing that one um it's just so obviously wrong but I mean everybody knows chlorine doesn't get come out of fursuits nothing establish this nothing gets cut the first cold water that's the secret oh I be it my first C time you just have to comb it out I think I mean how do animals in real life do it they nuzzle up yeah yeah they use the old Alex you want to know you burn at historic you want to give Internet historian a quick rundown on the resident furry that would occasionally visit our local electronic shop that we used to work out you go yeah yeah he would show up every now and then I don't know describe the do full costume no no he had years like literally your the ears and he had the tail and then around his neck he had a choker with like all these bells yeah he always could hear wisdom he would always color coordinate as well so the ears in the tail were orange and he wasn't in like a suit but the rest of his clothes were also orange and white to like reflect a fox or whatever the [ __ ] and nobody would talk to this dude he would he wouldn't typically any by anything so it wasn't a huge deal to ignore him cuz he didn't typically need help but after a while when he's the only dude in the department and the five of us are on her phones like somebody's got a wok on me like hey man you need any help with anything whoo-whoo and it's like yeah and this guy wasn't like a younger guy this guy was like you know yes I remember yeah forties yeah but I mean I say that as if that's not calm if you're if you're taking first of all you're not you you want to imagine that if you're dressing up in a suit as a character your mind thinks a younger adult but these suits are far from cheap yeah right any one of these suits liked it typically they're all custom right you're not taking the time to buy a fur suit like this it's not a costume dad yeah it's a lot of so a fursona if you will so these guys have these things custom-made because they have to have the horns that they're thinking they have to be the color that reflects their personal you know wolf or creature that they want to be so they have them custom-made those things go upwards six seven eight nine thousand dollars easily yeah not just the costume the noises they make also they have to come up with those two they're not I do not stand her I didn't know that with that expense I thought they were maybe on the upper end a couple grand uh well she wants a mouth to articulate oh yeah well that is that the expensive button yeah that'd be like older custom fur I don't comment on my spelling English is my second language custom fur suit on Etsy this is first right Bengali do you still do spilled some Bengali the only person I speak Bengali with is my mom because she doesn't speak very good English as a result I don't speak very good Bengali because I only speak with my mom so I know how to talk about like food and how to like argue but that's it because that's all my mom ever taught me right what's Bengali for like woo woo i man do furries even exist in South Asia [ __ ] if I know I don't think I'd know they have my bank Ali's very much function only like I speak Bengali with the sort of like thick accent that like a British person would speak English with I know it's the same language but it's alright it's pretty broken yeah this actually doesn't seem like the head would probably be the most expensive bin right yeah the head would be the expense of it yeah yeah they're not better if we wanted it says head only and then partial eyes partial $150 more what's going on here current wait time is six months to a full-year that sounds through that sounds right yeah you don't even get the quality work had a few bumps in the road with communication yeah cuddly adorable and definitely sweet is this a partial oh this must be what they look like on the inside for our viewers at home I'm looking at a decapitated wolf head if someone could link us in the in the comments a good place to get a fur suit we'll go deeper into this topic this first iPod I'm in it yeah an off-brand one to the real ones are no that's a genuine one yeah look at these go there's a bunch of them there's one in the mouth there's one of the oh yeah this dude's mimin hard I found a good website I think send it yeah what do you got here what's what are they running for really the full suit though this is just the head we're looking at at 650 what if you find like a used one on eBay how much is that I mean I think it depends on whether or not they're taking the time to clean the come out of it yet Lemmon brat calm premade fur suits AHA but this is oh here we go Commission's first suit order process so you fill out a quote form we kindly ask that you only fill out the quote form if you're ready to commission us that makes sense you don't want to waste their time yeah if you're not ready to order a horse suit it's not the final price but it's close okay wait there's another one first suit style and price guide here we go mm heads is that personality - I'm not gonna lie no these don't look bad like a zebra starting price me starting price $1,250 for the head I mean these look real though these look like the ones you see at conventions yeah yeah that's like that's like good enough to wear it awaiting us on yeah exactly well if your first zona believes in monogamy right wait just like them they had a total one better total another variable no this is just the rest of the body you do that the head for 450 then hands for 450 so we're at about 900 bucks right and then the body looks like it can range anywhere from $800 if you just want stripes up to $1,600 if you want something like this dragon fella here right so yeah we're in that we're in the realm of about three four grand here yeah yeah that sounds about right these guys are nuts I like this chubby dude here rainbow tails really got a lot going for him all right so anyway that's that's is internet historian a furry we can confirm that no but God is it expensive to be one but he's open-minded yeah who isn't ah that's true the other one I've got is uh is internet historian Australian which I feel like we've answered pretty well the answer is sorta yes depending on whether or not you believe it exists the other one that I saw those sort of interesting is is internet historian alt shift X right I don't really understand this one but this I think the joke is that he and I the same person I think he's put that in a couple of his videos like as a recurring joke yeah I think that's what's going on but he's got he's also got a um if you guys can hear this he's also got a bit of an Australian accent I don't know if he is Australian but obviously Americans can't tell the difference between Australian and Kiwi accents even though I believe they are pretty particularly different with the key plane I was were yeah yeah he sounds way more proper than I do though oh for sure yes yeah I'm is also giving like a legitimate analysis on a theory of Game of Thrones so if he was ever gonna sound proper it beed this video yeah yeah he's chair of channeling a little bit of Tyrion Lannister day yeah the beginning of this is him talking about how you're on Greyjoy was supposed to be the super sorcerer in the books and everything and in the TV show he's just sort of like a meme he's Captain Jack Sparrow he's Captain Jack Sparrow if he wanted to [ __ ] the Queen is your own great hidden one-sentence yeah exactly the last thing we've got from the autocomplete thing that I thought was sort of interesting is it literally is just internet historian and then in all-caps raid shadow legends nice which is everybody asks so like when you do when you do a plug like that obviously you try and keep as much of the freedom as you can so that it doesn't just feel like you're reading off a script because that's what they want you to do right yeah mobile game companies are always sort of here's 500 words we want you to fit this to minute and read it make it your own or don't we would prefer you just read this exact thing right so do you tell them hey I'm gonna do this sort of extravagant rock concert where the raid shadow man's wife explodes in an airplane or do you just go hey I'm gonna do it the way I want to you guys can approve it or not like what's that yeah yeah well yeah without without revealing too much as how the sausage is made the so when when we sort of go into the the process of negotiation and all that they're they're given examples of previous ads I've done so they know what to expect and then Oh and if it's you know if they come back and they say read this script exactly it's just like well it's that's not gonna happen so though the way we tend to get around that is by seeking approval quite early on and Rachel Origin's is honestly they're pretty good about it that I don't think they've ever asked for a second draft it's like that's been the ad and then they've got they haven't gone like oh can you just change this or that it's like yeah that's fine I've never asked you to change is good they've been fine with every part of it your wife's did yeah that sounds good okay Gus Johnson said a bit about this he did a video called how to be a good youtuber I think where he talks about how bad mobile game companies are but he this was over over a year or two ago so I don't think rainshadow Legends was in the meme sphere as much yeah right and he was talking about one particular mobile game company that did not give a [ __ ] where he would just give them he would mention them and he would be like yeah it's kind of grindy and they sort of make you pay a bunch of money to get to the last levels but whatever it's a mobile game and they were like yeah perfect fine the checks in the mail get that out as soon as you can thank you so much Gus like they were totally fine some people just want that from a product like I'm not saying that that's what shake racial allegiances racial religion is a fantastic RPG PvP DVD it's got its got console level graphics and it's it's great but but I am saying that some mobile games yeah people just want a little bit of trash to be pressing buttons on while they're watching something else on television so they don't yeah you know they're not yeah yeah you would not believe the amount of time me and Alex have collectively spent on clash of clans in our life it's ridiculous it's so how many hours you reckon you've dumped into clash of clans like you know what play time runs in in steam you reckon you reckon over a thousand hours yeah it's really holy [ __ ] yeah I mean you have to understand like clash of clans specifically like I can easily say I've been playing I don't play anymore but on and off maybe five years Wow like a long [ __ ] time you too Alex I was in high school when I got it so yeah yeah that's like oh well yeah I mean it's it's stupid how easy it is on mobile games like I almost I love even good at it okay yeah I almost don't blame I almost don't blame excuse me like big companies that just go the go the mobile route like when they did Diablo Mobile and when they did hearthstone I don't know if hearthstone was originally a mobile game and then they made the League of Legends team fight tactics on mobile like everybody's got a phone as much of a meme as that is right yeah everybody's got a phone it's I think the markets and say it's yeah I mean it gets it gets complicated it's as long as they're not also disappoint of you on its at the same time so people really wanted I'd you know another Diablo yeah exactly for the PC and they come and go not only we're not giving you that but we're gonna you know sell the franchise with this other thing yeah but like i i've in some ways I feel a bit sorry for you know these these CEOs of these big companies because they they're they're starting these projects and if you're building like a PC game it might be three four five years worth of development meanwhile yeah you've got share hole and you know the budget for it might be eighty million dollars hundreds and hundreds of staff and meanwhile you've got shareholders knocking on your door going look these guys over here had a budget of about half a million dollars a million dollars and they're pulling in twenty fold what you are in in revenue why aren't you doing that and then they go well you know because we care about up right well that's nice new CEO please yeah you know so it's yeah they're beholden to the shareholders they're the kind of stuck between a rock and a hard place so you got a I suppose you got to do two things at once but you know be be develop be developing the big game and also be doing the mobile stuff but you've got to communicate that hey by the way we're working on this this big thing it's coming it's coming but yeah yeah that's I imagine every single person who's in game development or they have like a big CEO who's just looking at profits and how much this thing's gonna take in and how quickly they can get it out yeah it's just constantly pointing them towards like stardew valley made by one dude and mine craft that was you know developed with almost no money in Terraria that was developed with almost no money and it's like well if these guys can sell 25 million copies 35 million yeah he's over the course of two or three years like why why are we waiting five years to make cyberpunk 2077 and and lower risk to like you know it might only take a year to develop and what if the game they just spent three years on an 80 million dollars as a flaw what if covert 9gn happens yeah it's it's yeah but but if anything that helps Animal Crossing what yeah that's yeah true true well although what I don't understand is why they haven't gone like the Blom house route where like you know the the Blum house sort of model is where they ready to explain that to submit because he doesn't know what that is I don't know what anything is I apologize okay so oh yeah you do it if Oh basically Blum house he produced he basically produces a lot of movies but like for ultra cheap money and he puts out like like you know like 10 15 movies a year really yeah there's good Hollywood level pretty he's always got something in the cinema it's mostly horror movies sometimes more on me the action size sub comedy size sometimes their babies pretend to get out yeah get us the big one that you would never guess was him but he'll take he'll take a risk on anything cuz he'll sink like you know two million dollars on a movie but you know two million dollars but the knowledge yet 60 million on the box-office yeah Paranormal Activity or one of the later he started out making I can't remem he made a couple of big movies and then he he made some absolute flop like I remember what was and it essentially ended his career because the budget was a hundred million dollars or something like that add another hundred fifty million for marketing and then it ended up making like 50 million dollars at the box office I think was called stealth and so he he decided right well I'm gonna try something different and was I think saw was Blum House was it no but I've had paranormal activity was Blum house and that finger Nativity changed everything because like it was DUS for dirt cheap and everyone saw it yep yeah everyone was so spooked by just how it was like this is like just a long youtube video and it's like but wait the drapes are moving yeah yeah exactly well it was it was captivating to watch and you know the budget for that was less than a million dollars in the box office must have been well over 200 million and then yeah you go right well this is the way we should produce movies in the future but I think that that's exactly how they should do it with games as well why don't they take their production team of you know 200 people and then try to split that into you know 50 teams of 4 people and then just all right you work on the next stardew valley you work on the next star boundless oh I don't know what that game actually is you work on that I think there is an example of that Kassar in the supercell who does clash of clans has like five games out yeah all simultaneously that have some tie-in together a little bit but all are separate game times for the most part they use the same IP so they'll have like the same characters through the games but yeah like clash of clans is like a more tactical base attack game they also have what is it boom beach besom boom beach which is like similar but ever so slightly different and it's more yeah hmm yeah then they have clash royale which again is just sort of it's like a card it's like a deck building Auto battler tower defense sort of thing they're you know they're all stars which is like a MOBA yeah and they made brawl stars like yeah like a mobile League of Legends basically with with similar characters and stuff I dunno where they didn't try I mean I played this game today it's called dragon it's an absolute piece of [ __ ] it's so slow the most annoying characters in the world pretentious it was it was made for a budget of about $200,000 and 150,000 of it came from a grant from the government and and and I think they produced it and maybe a year maybe a couple years but that's all it cost two hundred thousand dollars and that thing will weigh else I made it I made a return and right why not just release like a ton of those all different genres all different styles you know you probably get a bulk discount on on licensing and all sorts of stuff yeah I mean we just need more games in general yeah I remember looking through I'm trying to find like more story-driven games that would be like a good play on Twitch since everybody's trying to spend a little bit more time on Twitch with the with the virus situation on twitch.tv slash internet historian and or sumito media by the way links will be in the description and/or show notes if you're listening on Spotify for some reason to the to the 44 people that are listening to us on Spotify thank you for validating this podcast some of the stuff is crazy good like some of the stuff that I played that isn't you know like Grand Theft Auto 5 mmm the stories are insane succubus is and nightmares and magical dragons ooh la la yeah type of thing I'd like to see some of these you know all the things that are close to public domain brought back a it into video games and then you know it can be a [ __ ] walking simulator but something like the island of dr. Moreau 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea these sorts of things would be [ __ ] great as you know the equivalent of a video game visual novel yeah I mean the more and more that I played them walking simulators and games that are more story-driven or like like I don't really find single-player games all that satisfying anymore but you give me a good story like like that [ __ ] what's that game Joseph Anderson played the the oh yes what Pat Edith it yeah notably Oh bro the story in that games [ __ ] crazy there's like eight or nine little subplots to that story all about like people committing suicide in one way or another and they're all part of this one big family in the budget I'll just Google the budget for the villain of Edith Fitch I didn't eat a fish what does they actually what remains of people I think that's that's Joseph's a video title Oh Harold Joseph Anderson's video image that is the villain of ADA's [ __ ] yes so what was the bomb it got out of production and what was the budget control F budget Oh nope hmm story gameplay development here we go so many words interactive experience that evokes what it feels like to have a moment of finding something beautiful yet overwhelming like bumping into the girl with the big tits at a bar I'll take it this is just like an overview of the story the game had been in development since 2013 and launched in 2017 didn't it bang yeah it won Best narrative in the game awards 2017 at one game original adventure lighting texture in the national academy of videogame trade reviewers most importantly it got its own video and Joseph Anderson's channel which I feel is like the biggest accolade you could have to come back to Google and just a Christian how much it cost and then we can find out we'll move on to the the next thing I don't want to slow you guys down too much it's a podcast no such thing us down given unlimited money and time what remains of Edith pitch probably would have never come out oh what an interesting point the making of what remains of Edith Fitch now I don't think we're gonna get a budget I'm not joining your club [ __ ] off I've got to the first three links it does not no one says ok it says it beats out okay I'm gonna say that it I'm gonna say it was less than two million dollars though yeah yeah exactly yeah definitely less than two million dollars available on eBay for eighty three dollars what do people not know the internet exists waiting three weeks for these about the passive dude imagine a world where steam isn't a thing and you can't just buy a game online there were only physical copies of it yeah games like no man sky would dip down to like five dollars on eBay internet historian releases his video suddenly everybody realizes that it's a great game to play you could make boatloads of money reselling that [ __ ] hmm well this to be fair your video on it changed my whole outlook on the game because I was just part of the meme for so long I never thought about it again and then I watched your video oh crap I'm an [ __ ] if you take here actually this is the point of sharing the screen right now if you take a look at no man skies viewer page almost typed in yes woman's landing yeah it's still mixed but if you take a look at them I don't even think I need to control f this I congratulated on this after your video came out but for a solid week or two every single one of these reviews was nothing more than here because of internet historian this game's much better because of internet historians video came because of Internet his story and this and that oh that's stopping you guys make me making me blush this man even got there's a whole reddit thread about it but Shawn Murray's like active Twitter reactions to everybody showing love and like he ended up watching your video - he commented on your video Denise yeah yeah he goes like don't watch plus the 45 minute mark yeah you told him not to watch up until the fifth pick at the end of it yeah yeah I should have maybe made the announcement at the end of that like a bit more obvious because a lot of people just thought I made that fanfiction like hard stuff this is what I really think about it sort of thing right you did write the Sonic fan [ __ ] pyrocynical in the casting couch was choice art means oh oh yeah yeah yeah you see me a little da laughter bet you didn't ask permission for that I can give him contact with him um whoa what do you guys think of parasite I know we've all seen it I feel like I haven't had a proper discussion about it outside of the hundreds of video essays I've watched yeah it was it was good I saw I'm normally like I watch a lot of movies not really but he's a movie guy I saw I didn't see this one in theatres or anything like beforehand I just remember after the Oscars everyone was complaining online so I'm like well now I have to see it no no I have to check out if it was worthy of Best Picture right because I had seen Joe Joe Rabbit and that was what my personal pick was gonna be you haven't seen no I haven't seen what to be fair I don't watch movies whatsoever I loved parasite might be one of my favorite movies I don't know what that says about me is a movie guy bringing that I don't like the look of a parasite I got you well it helps that you had to read subtitles because you're used to that yeah I mean I watch I'd definitely watch more anime than I have watch movies not that I want to just compare this to an anime because it's a foreign film but I mean I don't I really appreciate it like the cinematography of this [ __ ] what was up with that rock I kind of liked it felt just a little bit unnecessary they have apparently it's more readily understood in Korean culture these these scholars rocks are like a legitimate thing that people collect in high society hmm but the clip that I like about this is that they're given this scholars Rock and everybody realizes or sort of acknowledges that it's this only rich people have this [ __ ] you don't just have one of these laying around the house unless you like can appreciate that these represent like a change in rocks or what-have-you but near the end when their house floods do you notice and and I want to talk about all the little nuances of this [ __ ] and this rock is floating in the water when the house floods yeah like it's not just laying what I think it's hard where when show me that I think I was sitting up high on a bench I thought so too but I remember I think it was [ __ ] key no the key no corner did his video on parasite and he talks about the fact that the rocks floating when the house for the woods but at the very end he puts it back in the water he's like I've done with you puts it in the river in it it's not like it flew yeah whatever but it's not like floating in the river he puts it in like shallow water which is like hey I'm done with you go back to where you came from you're just an ordinary rock now amongst all these other ordinary rocks wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait I could be wrong but out there going forward so what was that scene where she just put her head in the toilet I've never seen that before that's the lady who hit her she is the lady hit her why does she have a hit in the toilet they didn't she's throwing up she's throwing on back to the concussion thing right this is right before this is when she first gets up from being knocked against the wall oh okay but then but then right here yes yes it floating which lets like one of the little things that bong joon-ho throws and it's not it's not a real Scholars Rock it's hollow which is why it's floating in the water so this thing that they're vitalizing doesn't even have the substance that it should it's a it's a facade I assumed it was just balancing on some trash yeah but then you see the scene right here and there's not there's not like a little table there or anything right but well that's what I thought too and it's like did did they not really put this in and is that not what's supposed to take away from this or is Korean films really this subtle like you know I get lost in movie fit no no hold on a minute no I think that's I think that's incorrect I think it was just balancing on the table because because there's so there's there's a okay let's say let's watch this from front end because there's only about 15 seconds here okay no it floats out of the water no that's what I'm seeing it's a movie it's up for interpretation yeah but maybe it weighs something similar to the water so it's slight ever so slightly buoyant you don't have to give it much force maybe just test it with his knees but like yeah it would kind of be neat if it turned out that it was hollow and plastic but just a cheap version and you could see some symbolism there but the problem with that is well the guy's [ __ ] head gets caved in with it that was about to say that I just he does but here's the thing he doesn't die though you could you could also argue that if that was a solid throw rock no way in hell he survives that shot to the head twice by the way I don't I don't think you'd brain damage someone with a plastic one even if you thrown it pretty hard yeah that's true we did end up like losing a bunch of memories a tennis match going back and forth right though the one scene that I love like so there's a lot of foreshadowing through all the all the video asses that have gotten this is the thing that really makes this like one of my favorite pictures is almost everything is foreshadowed in one way or another from the beginning of the show they very very quickly like if you watch it a second time it's like The Dark Knight you pick up so many or like get out you pick up so many little things that's like oh this is gonna be mirrored or brought up again they're in one way or another later in the film and my favorite one is when the dad is driving around the rich dad right and he's trying to secure himself jobs in the right during that whole scene right there at the point where they're trying to kick out the housekeeper and he's telling him about the housekeeper and he hands him a business card and goes hey call this and then they get there they get the mom hired as the as the housekeeper right but when the rich dad is commenting on the housekeeper he's like hey what do you think about the housekeeper blah blah blah and he goes oh she's great but she eats so much food she literally eats for to my [ __ ] brain exploded dude yeah yeah yeah that was pretty good cuz I wouldn't catch that until like my third or fourth video si watching this thing and I was like god dammit if I was smart that'd be something I caught on my second viewing but instead it's like well no I was a little hesitant and giving that answer because we did know didn't they mention that we know it like down in the tunnel they go like doesn't she say your line that essentially know maybe I'm misremembering yeah yeah I think I think I'm misremembering but you get you get what I don't know are you what you're saying Yeah right and she tries to cover it up to she doesn't say she's stealing food from the house she says I buy all the food with my own money which you then later realizes not true she's very much stealing from the rich oh yeah because they're all parasites Alex you got any moments like this in the film you gotta you got a favorite point in this guy and this one the movie in general like if they would see it or a favorite the thing I'd noticed because I've ever seen did you notice something interesting I didn't know I mean I probably did if I ever watched right now I could point something out that I saw sure uh one thing that I did for this like I said I touched on but I recommend for every movie is I never watch movie trailers just never yes because they've become just a shortened version at the original moving and it just ruins my experience going into this with no information was one of the most enjoyable yeah movie experiences I could recommend i watch this yeah I was so uh we can cut this out if you want to but internet historian messaged me after watching this movie and went yo wouldn't it be cool if we did like a Sundance rejects or or like a game of Thrones thing that we did but for parasite and I was like [ __ ] it I heard that it won an award lately let's go let's go check out the movie so I didn't know what it was I hate horror movies and I was under the impression that this was at least in some sense a horror movie so the hate it's not that I hate them I can't do them jumpscares [ __ ] me up I'm in a mood it's like the only genre of movie I watch I get that and I get that like horror movie because they have to have such a specific goal of like keeping you tense and in suspense and main attention to what they want you to pay attention to they have much tighter cinematography and much tighter dialogue whereas other movies they can get away with like a goofy little scene here and there but that brest the ambience of a horror movie so I get that I totally get that but I just can't ever since I was young like the first time I watched case 39 and that [ __ ] [ __ ] jumps out of the oven and just like jumps give out the [ __ ] the why no I'm gonna watch The Simpsons why am i doing this to myself right just never [ __ ] with it so the whole scene were the sons walking down with the scholar stoned ready to knock out the woman or something and and she's still like he sees the blood trail and the dudes creeping up behind him to choke him with the wire dragon I was flipping my [ __ ] dude I had no idea where this movie was gonna end I've known it's been like a dark comedy so far though what the [ __ ] going on I don't get it is this the scene is this where they jump out do I have to leave yeah that took a hell of a turn as well look I didn't I just didn't know what to expect to that point I didn't know whether it was gonna turn to like torture porn or whatever as soon as they opened that basement I went down that movie they really were a hard left in my mind yeah yeah I didn't like the ending that much to be honest I thought it was too happy well they did yeah yeah they didn't know how to wrap it up I kind of felt like well I guess I will go and live in the basement now yeah I guess yeah that made sense to me the part where he buys the house the end I'm like oh so he had the option to not be poor it was that easy he just decided to be rich now yeah that's like that's like him dreaming up that also the the the dad hiding out and then Morse coding this whole sentence every night forever like so so a he's unaware that his sons lost like all of his memories mm-hmm and be his son having lost all of his memories is just you know sometimes I like to hang out you know like way up in the [ __ ] mountains staring back at the same house right where I can see the light in the hallway that's got the Morse code to it whole [ __ ] does really did that bit even really happen what bit what we need goes up to the mountains and looks at the rules card I will hit losses memory completely but he knew his dad was down there and he went to check it out didn't set he didn't know his that was down there he didn't know he just had a hunch cuz his dad got away he thought where else would he go so he went up in the mountains to like look through his binoculars and saw the Morse code and they translated it I think that could definitely be true I think what the movie like concrete gives you is that he hangs out up on the mountains just to look at the house because it brings him some familiarity and he sees emptiness and then he also sees a new family come in and then at one point he notices that the lights are still flashing and then takes the time to decipher it at which point he learns that his dad is in fact down there and then he has this sort of daydream of man I'm gonna buy this [ __ ] house and I'm gonna get you out of there and we're not gonna have any worries anymore but then it Clips back to him just writing this message is that first of all he writes the message back to his dad right he writes back hey Dad I'm gonna make this happen bubble how the [ __ ] you gonna get that to him ya can't Morse coded back to him he's still stuck in the basement it's simple how he gets to him he waits 20 to 30 years ton of well buys the house I don't know what to tell you man oh yeah exactly evidently bong joon-ho has done a number of films all sort of critiquing class and wealth distribution the same way parasite does one of them's like in an ice Thema what-have-you they're all streaming on Hulu so I might take the time to watch the other ones the parasites just like the most refined of the bunch the dad and parasite the poor dad is in all the bond Joon hos movies apparently he's always one of them yeah I've seen him in a bunch of things I just couldn't is he likes to be Brad Pitt to his Quinton turn to you I I think an Asian culture the only person you can compare to Brad Pitt as Jackie Chan cuz he's in every [ __ ] movie I met I met the director actor pear but yeah you're right you know I don't know movies Alex how have you gone and done this I know alright so clearly we understand everything there is to understand about parasite I need to borrow your movie brains for a bit okay right I've got a goal in mind me and Internet historian have talked thoroughly about my goals once I become Bayes rich yes I want to I want to make a Tokyo somewhere in the u.s. I want to come up with my own trading card game but in order for a trading card game to be successful the only successful ones you can think of are tied to an anime yu-gi-oh Pokemon we don't need to talk about hearthstone or Magic the Gathering we only need two examples you have to have a good anime okay yes so I want to make an anime I want to open a film studio maybe I do at Internet historian style you know we do some more simplistic animation and the story really takes over I don't know I'll figure it out but to have an anime you have to have a story so I need your help writing an anime storyline okay okay I've got something I've got some plot points here okay okay listen I'll make you I've got I got Mad Libs for you I've got Mad Libs for you I've got it I made I made this very easy okay so in every anime we've got a main character okay so questions simple who should the main character be floppy hair dried coconut maybe can I just put out a premise album give for high schoolers in their last year of high school embark on fun adventures in her in a social club but it turns out one of them has magical powers what fellers next is an adventure like you've never seen before stay tuned to samito okay Club Doki twelve perfect we did it yes you got it spot-on okay now I imagine that the main character is with you with like slicked back hair but it slicked back to the side well here's the thing I actually have a big notion against making yourself the main character of a show every time watching a number of films where that's the case it here's what happens 100% of the time in TV shows where the lead writer or the lead director is also the main character mm-hmm 99% of the time they have a scene where they're just getting their dick sucked by four girls in a strip club and then they go skydiving afterwards and and then they win a million dollars and they have a fast race car and they beat the fastest racist car that's not how you say that in the city yeah none of it matches the character but the dude writing the show goes all right what do I want to do this week I want to suck by four girls oh yeah and then it becomes the show not because it fits the character but because that's what the actor wanted to do for that season is they want to [ __ ] do this than that that's why I was so mad about the way Yugi moto rode that last Easter Yuya yeah exactly wait what what so I've got I've got exactly one premise for an anime I want you guys to I want you guys to critique this all right tell me how this works out so it's a world where it's taken over by like organized crime right the government police aren't able to do anything Yeah right everybody uses swords they're all descendants of like ancient samurais and only the best samurais got to survive right because they can defend themselves with a sword and our protagonist is the one samurai who has a gun nobody wants to [ __ ] with them cuz he also has a gun but then he bumps into the one other samurai in this world who both owns a gun and a bulletproof vest Oh get around the fact well so he's not the only one wait sorry no he doesn't have a gun he only has a bulletproof oh so in in every other situation where this dude's completely weak he's actually the perfect first of all what do you call the antagonist and a thing of villain right yeah my notes here I wrote who is the anti-villain that what that's just a hero again submit with your planning no it's not Bailey go on wait yeah I like that in his and his name is like keV law or something yeah with a - keV Lord it's Kevin it's Kevin Larsson okay heaven Larson don't be too generic Kevin Larson all right so everybody's a samurai this dude's got a gun he gets into a bar fight and suddenly the dude that he puts a gun at suddenly isn't scared of him and he's liking who the [ __ ] are you not scared of me with my gun in this world that only has samurai swords I mean and he rips his shirt open and he reveals that he is in fact Kevin Larson Kevlar is as and him can the main character be called Rudolph tooth or Rudy Tootie is that japanese-inspired Rudy Tootie Rudy Tootie point it's if the dude who made walkie-talkies named everything else what would he call it's a comedian did the stand-up someone put in a write-up thread that's how I know did he [ __ ] oh yeah yeah oh I know what you're talking about yeah and then well I think we've got 90% the enemy no I mean the main character's name would be something gun right Shirley it it would probably be Kayla burn and then he's like you know like happy like he'd go by caliber it would be like well bullet or something yeah there you got see you're better at this than you thought you would be we could make a legitimate anime we need a love interest though a love interest okay mad person mag magazine mag magazine magazine that's brilliant we're good with the names all right so the dude's got a gun I'm considering the gun his super PAC the town the town is cold like High Noon or something yeah you go now we got a [ __ ] anime together all right so the dude can't just have a gun you don't just have a superpower you gain the superpower due to some sort of dark event that happened in your background okay so what happened in Joseph's bullets childhood that led him to acquire the superpower of owning again people he I think he has to pull that of a stone he pulls the gun out of a stone there's a revolver and some bullets stuck in a stone and he was the only person to be able to pull it out of the stone yeah that's that's the classic trope holy [ __ ] maybe I maybe he has to stumble upon the door to hell maybe what what do you got here well maybe it's like yeah so it's like Excalibur from the Stone and everyone's using all of this strength pull pull pull but he's the one guy who's like what if I squeeze the trigger then pull oh that is good they'll write like how you get the key out of like an old Chevy no he doesn't ready player one it's like a Chinese finger trap where you push first and right everyone all the way to pole no one pushed first but where does he get the bullets if everybody has also in the stone there also yes we have this isn't the Stein we should be a separate side quests at 40 no no we have we have seven books the first one he gets the gun the next six he gets the bullets but except for the second I've got it he's so he carries um he carries a bullet on a necklace as well and he wears that round his neck and engraved in that bullet is his own name and he knows that one day he will be defeated and it and he will he will die to that bullet with his name on it who inches oh and then like in the first book that necklace is like gifted to him by his parents who were killed by samurais with guns that have been extinct but he's the last one and then he gets his necklace stolen and then the whole quest is him getting back that bullet necklace and then maybe the big plot twist at the end is that it's actually used against him by Kevlar HAP's there's another dude Kevlar Kevlar gets a gun Kevlar grabs his gun I gotta be taking notes man I think that wasn't you say I think um oh crap oh I blinked heavy I'll think of it don't it so what what happens then in season 2 there's a guy called like oh I think when he first finds the gun he has to have no idea what it is so the first person he kills with the gun he just blunt forces them oh yeah he's got no idea yeah yeah he's holding it like a sword and he tries to whack them with it and it goes off yeah yeah um it's like a Jackie Chan moment where it's like almost a little comical really you hit someone the gun just goes off and everyone's like yeah like what the hell just happened ya know but nobody understands the power of the gun they're just like what the [ __ ] kind of sword is that it blows people's brains out this won't waive that I thought it would is there a trading card game based on this well you see we're talking on we're talking about the range build right now most people use the tank build with the sword shut up to your zoo all right I've got I've got a premise that I stole from jacksFilms here all right how in tune would you say you are with anime how many animes have you watched have you watched the classics is anime a thing on your radar at all is it popular I only watch like super obscure things like like Death Note and I've seen a little bit of this the stream might have heard of its called like attack on Titan and other than that I haven't really seen anything well really obscure yeah so I've got this premise that I stole from jacksFilms which is basically I wanted Alex to do this to me because he's watched way more animes but it's basically I show you like the movie poster for an anime and you got to guess what the protagonists superpower which gimmick is hmm so I guess we got it we got to go with something that have you seen Naruto I know of it I haven't bought this doesn't work you have legitimately watch Death Note and an attack on Titan though yeah yes I've seen those two very good right bring up Mar wait hold on have you seen Evangelion no I know all right so another music ah you know the premise No all right here's a movie poster right it's about this more high school teens in they last you yeah you would here's the thing see see how close you can get to the act and to the actual thing here's a movie poster here's main characters right if you had to guess what is this anime about uh it is well it's it in the future the guy at the back has a some sort of definite the woman okay the women at the front but they think they drive mech suits yes yeah you got it yeah that is that is all I needed you they say what are you getting that so they so this is set in the in the future year of 2020 this animates from 1994 have you seen that clip from what is it Harvey Birdman nerd man set in future oh I love this one can mean all I've seen this show yeah the meme is like yeah he bumps it here it is you guys are from Florida no we're from the future yeah the 21st century the magnificent year of 2002 he looks at the cow udders oh I love that [ __ ] dude anyway yeah um this anime is from 1994 it recently got reput onto Netflix and it has put me in the biggest depressive episode of my life after watching it why so these guys cuz these guys are all traumatically afflicted children in one way or another their parents were murdered killed or super distant to them they drive these they drive these what they call Ava's mmm in order to fight giant monsters called angels there's this whole biblical backstory to it right they don't know is that these max quote-unquote are actually living angels the monsters that have been attacking home ago that have been infused with the souls of their mothers and that's why only are these cific people yeah only these specific people can like you you can pilot breakup zatch bell bell that's all that you would never know you I mean he got he got a fan gala I'm pretty on pointed okay I trust God this is the video here's good okay you won't guess this one as well yeah yeah yeah here take wait what you you pick your Alex what would be a good ear that this has a this has a bunch of characters in it that box that one was better but yeah this one works to box that that one this one that Amazon one you had like a mic just like that just like the first one that one works this one yeah alright so looking at this you might assume ado you won your email address is up there it's fine I don't answer ships anyway what do you think what do you think for the record I don't think I know either this is this is wholly out but what do you think this one is okay it's got its got an Ace Attorney vibe to it but I know that they're fighting because I've seen I saw some images on the way in awesome for Ace Attorney that the lawyer simulator right yeah the court anime here mm-hmm it's got those kind of vibes to it they look going similar characters in some ways that dude in blue yeah it looks like a courtroom guy I don't know what's up with that duck is there's a horse on the right as well and a bunny the bunny seems like an outfit though so I assume the duck thing is also an outfit actually in fact it looks like a pokeball the Aaron's shirt so he's there just like fans of stuff gonna say [ __ ] something about like they can become like older and younger you're a hundred percent correct whoa what no he's not he's yeah you were you thought I was cheating yeah wouldn't you on the right track with with the pokeball thing that you had on them though you're much closer than you think you are right so it's not a costume that's just how that those characters look for some reason don't know why all right basically these little kids are like little Pokemon basically but each of these bigger people they get one and like they have like a spell book of attacks they can run Oh fight each other so you know they people oh come on is basically - all right Zach it's like people I was like did you buy actually but it's way lamer so you know you know they say Pokemon is basically just dog fighting but with misses so this is just like people fighting hmm premise yeah how many kids could you fight there's no one who's business alright listen we've gone through some of the history alright listen we are aiming to be the best podcast in the world so I guess I got to ask this Internet historian yeah I think everybody does this and maybe it's a it's a joke but I think I first heard this on the Gus and Eddie podcast shoutout to Gus and Eddie right um how many third graders do you think he could take in a fight how old is ooh greater like eight so yeah so yeah eight-year-olds and we're talking like I don't want to say kill but like incapacitate how many record reckon you got to take on let's say 10 at a time how many think you could take on before you can at a time yeah like you're not just one V winning third today because they have good time to have weapons um no you can you are as physically fit as you are they are as physically fit as they are yeah no no linebacker third graders an average third grader can they coordinate their third graders so as much as the third grader could okay I think third graders could do right they understand the rules of like sports and stuff I reckon if you know they could go in waves yeah that's tough I don't think I could make it through more than two rounds of ten because but twenty third graders is your answer then I think you write so well yeah like I think what would happen is I could probably take the the first couple down pretty easily but yeah maybe I'd get but the problem with that is it doesn't seem like they could really injure me that's the idea it's more like it tired exactly that I know that they're so young it really just if this tonight they should be pulling at your hair they could be kicking in the nuts I think there would be a point pretty quickly where I would want to relent I don't know about them like this supposed to kill me right incapacitate you so the point where you wouldn't be able to fight back I guess I can kill him and vertically I think that would happen pretty quick I think I could get through the first round and then by the second one I'd be a little bit more tired and then I reckon they could really yeah by either I brick and they could cause you some strife I've given this a lot of thought all right guys please please do tell step1 okay I'm picking out the the skinniest lightest kid okay that cater I'm singling that kid out I'm gonna grab that kid by the feet that kid is now my weapon no way round that 25 kilos there's no way those what I'm talking about a circle like a top you know um I'm whipping that's that's my whole strategy you're just spinning a kid around in a circle it's a blade in a perfect Bent's move against it do your answers change if it's 1v1 and there's an unlimited number of them yep oh they never they never beat me you reckon how many you reckon you could take out if they just came one of e1 and then to the point where the kid can't fight back they move on to the next kin then the question changes it's more like well how far can you run without getting tired well I can probably run about 5k something like that so are you running away from the kid no but it's the yeah it's like a boxing at the gym or whatever how long can you go at the punching bag until you until you're right right yeah yeah well you know probably about five minutes something like that and then if what one kids running at me every ten seconds so what's that six six to a minute I can't remember what my original premise was five minutes six to a minute so thirty I think I'm halfway halfway through wave three yeah not bad you gotta just go you know you gotta take them one at a time but you gotta kind of get them fast yeah you can't break your stride just gotta get do it rhythm you know this is Noel Kalinka I'm in the jaw over and over again you stopped running the fist after a while like yeah yeah that's what I thought the critical point would be it's more of a question of how many times could you punch somebody in the job before you can no longer continue to punch somebody in the job I'm kind of down you guys strategy because I think you need to utilize like the the ground games I know you got a you're gonna like sweep the leg cuz what's the kids on the ground he's lost all advantage you know sure you need to be able to pin this kid so I'm step one I'm sweeping the leg kids are wily type in like fighting eight-year-old I reckon nation hi I have I've seen like my little cousins fall down a flight of stairs and be just fine I don't think a kid's going out of the fight just cuz you swept the leg no you sweep the leg but you gotta capitalize fast like stomp on their head you mean wait I'm getting actual ten-year-old kickboxing wait a second dude wait what's the chance you bump into one of these guys though you reckon you could take one of these 1 times 10 year-olds I think I reckon I think your problems he'd cause us problems I think solely because of our weight advantage he peed there's no way he could take us you didn't see none but after about the third or fourth of those you'd kind of like yeah you're probably not going through anywhere near as many of these 10th graders or 10 year olds right look up this kid's name how much does he bench oh I think I think a lot actually wait this might be in the city nah this is a different kid there's a different kid who's like about his age but like a body building he benches a [ __ ] ton could he bench oh I mean I think has been for something like 225 pounds I could take a bench to convince me yeah it's a lot holy [ __ ] put that weight back on so I can take more of these kids you got a that's probably about it okay so I had a um hmm I've got another thing so I wanted to really hone in on Australia a little bit cuz the culture is so different there I have bugged you a number of times about how you can survive in a place where there's just so many things trying to kill you that's been a mean forever yeah are there's nothing by mentorians and nursing is right now I in the night I've been bitten by some sort of bug and my pinky finger has like swollen up it's so itchy I've got no idea what happened but yeah I'm like scratching that right now as we speak it's driving me nuts direction it's my nightmare is that a common occurrence now to you specifically but in general that is it's probably like a good time it's happened this year that's pretty frequent that's so frequent yeah it might it might even just be an ant or something but others had some sort of reaction to it but yeah there's like there's like two dots on either side of my finger right like the things swelling up I feel like you could tell the fills in an an ant just by how far apart those dots are right ants mandibles don't get all well it looks like [ __ ] yet to stuff separate bites I think more than one step one get your ruler out you know these guys scare the [ __ ] out of me I don't know if like can you just bump into a kangaroo like just walking down the street yeah Wallabies are super common I mean you know not near the city but in the suburbs you'll find them historians dad lives on a property that's just filled with the things do they ever become problematic are they as aggressive as they seem in these pictures where they're flexing well it's a mess of kangaroo and that's a male you can tell by the size of its [ __ ] yeah typically how you tell apart the pills the neck is red was it like head deep into the thing it just killed ya man somebody somebody decided to have the same promise but instead of eighth-graders it was kangaroos and he tried to do a rear naked choke and it just did not work out and it said this is a picture right before moments of death by the way famous last words famous last words I could take that wallaby did not work out yeah one of the first results for a kangaroo is buff by the way this is an audible complete look at this guy this is a model of a kangaroo that's an absolutely huge that's why they make fantastic meat because it's just like Oh such high protein I got my dog kangaroo treats once mmm yeah they do shaped like kangaroos no they I was like I was I was there to get him treats and it said kangaroo meat then I was like what no it's like one of those things where you have to try it you have to buy it I mean I didn't try it obviously I'm not a dog one of my favourite subreddits is or I guess no that's a subreddit is a Scottish people Twitter right which I love if you guys don't know Scottish people Twitter on reddit is just a collection of tweets from people who tweet in what they call Scots which is they write out the tweet the way that they would sort of talk so you can read these things out loud and they'll have like Scottish slang and it's so much fun cuz you read it the way it's written and then you sound like you're speaking in a Scottish accent right I guess apparently a coronavirus symptom is having no taste thoughts go out to all the [ __ ] who wear you lose then I don't Scottish that's that's a soft one though but they've got they've got some proper ones you give it a try this with me to my pals think living in Scotland is all beautiful Roman hills and friendly patter when in reality it's a junk and shouting you goin for a shite n at me because I'm carrying a 16 roll pack a toilet roll you American McDonald's have bouncers too or are we just an OK some of them are not completely scottish they're just have enunciated Irish names like some of the horrid Irish names to say we'll take a look at it I I saw this they call McDonald Mackey's which is my favorite thing so I decided that sorry go on so I decided that what might be interesting to take a look at would be Australian people Twitter hmm so I I pulled it up and I found the subreddit I'll see people Twitter on reddit and there are exactly two posts the first one's just a bit of patter about Americans and school shootings we'll skip that one but I found this which is the other one which is will [ __ ] me dead where the [ __ ] am i stand in there [ __ ] which is if you think you've been in Australia before you're terribly wrong flat earthers latest viral conspiracy claims that Australia isn't real I understand memes I feel like I do but then I see [ __ ] like this which is like yo man Australia is not real and it's like what where did you even get this if you've been to Australia before you've been terribly right have you been to Australia have you left New Zealand and visited the main coast because it's not real it's New Zealand the Hawaii to the US to you like it's just like it's like it's like the Canada yeah that's what Hawaii's a good one yeah : New Zealand is the Madagascar tell yeah that makes sense yeah um fine and the movie tie-in is the Hobbit I can't eat gotta stop doing movie tie-ins man I just don't get them that's what the Hobbit and all the rings were filmed in New Zealand ah yes it's the biggest part of their tourist industry oh god they wouldn't shut up about it it's one of the main reasons I left you gave me um you gave me a bit of a tidbit that Australia's got like very big like movie tax breaks or something like it's encourage for you to hit movies out in Australia yeah they're desperate for a film industry please anyone come film a movie here yeah which I feel like might open up the doors for this anime idea I've got Australian anime American made Japanese and Spock maile make a boy do guns down do i dumb but spell hated to worse alright that because that Australian people Twitter was such a dead end I went out of my way to find the CN n travel article from a couple years ago 33 phrases to help you talk like an Aussie right so I want I want you to tell me how well I'd get along by saying stuff like fair go mate fair suck off the sauce bottle fair crack of the whip that's not what I are those knees right hold on a minute without reading this what does fair go made me figure mate is like saying yeah fair enough fair suck of the source bottle is not a phrase used in Australia it's nonsense it's fair shake of the sauce bottle so it's like it's like real I'm still like oh yeah okay you've you've had your to another at a thing and Eddie that you know came out well or badly and that is what it is fair enough and fair crap fair crack of the web same thing I think that they're probably yeah yeah yes it's fair going mate yeah it's that's all taken from except for the source bottle one there's no one sucking on a sauce bottle says fair suck wasn't won by struggling Australian families who shared droppings of tomato sauce that's later their meats I don't know why CNN is peddling this propaganda no one says fair suck of the source bottle you know I'm gonna say fair shake of the source bottle all the time but I'm gonna go into some deep lore and find what when Ned Kelly once said fair suck oh yeah former prime minister named Kelly all right oh yeah have a Captain Cook I think they went over his head oh I'm not even gonna address it I have no [ __ ] idea which is shocking I have never is it cockney rhyming slang slang a look or a brief inspection have a Captain Cook that's British slang that's that's that's not you stared straight the apparent honor of the first Brit to map eastern Australia Captain James Cook so that's not even real so seeing I'm so happy you're here cuz I would look like a dumbass visiting yeah that we little tokens later please leave we'd say what's the John Dory this is sounds like another John Dory is a fish found in the Sydney oh yeah yeah okay brother pepper runs ride it also rhymes with story this feels like like mom's telling you what like text speak was like yeah lol saves lots of love yeah yeah yeah no this okay this wasn't caught me rhyming slang yeah no this is a nothing what's the John Dory no nobody says that a few stubby short of a six-pack a few sandwiches short of a picnic I feel like this is universal yeah it is yeah a few few tools shorter the tool sheds a few credits go to the pack yeah a six pack has evolved to mean anyone who fits who fit abdomen what but long ago a six-pack and still is a group of beer who the [ __ ] thinks of a of your abs my mind goes right to beer what that's where mine goes oh we're all so how are you a few ABS short of a six-pack that's not a [ __ ] thing you don't have five abs and go I got a workout somewhere you can get them one I think the point is you can have one big AB yeah you know I mean all right I've got a visual idea for our protagonist in the anime he's gonna have one big AB no he's got here seven odd number it's gotta be three yeah three abs and yeah tell him he's dreaming that also seems universe dog's breakfast what's that one uh it's like a like to make a dog's breakfast or something like a big [ __ ] mess messy but doesn't refer to food so like you look at a Jackson Pollock painting and go oh that's a dog's breakfast of a painting like that no it's more like oh you tried to do something and you made a [ __ ] mess of it like I'm like his YouTube channel yeah have you seen my fast food videos by the way that fits my niche doesn't it wrap your laughing gear around that I'm maybe that exists it's some some nature but what does that mean to just eat something while some suggest you can laugh on the inside your main laughing gear is your mouth so when you wrap your laughing year round something you eat it what oh I can see this happen you're [ __ ] who's in australian youtuber i would know not not internet historian but somebody who does like food maybe that's too specific but then they'd like show you a burger and like the cheese with the melon they be like oh look at that mate or wrap your laughing gear around that that's a that's a bug right there his the is the truth we don't use any of this stuff that's anything that's not actually shortening the phrase you wouldn't use right we as we're it's hot we're tired we're lazy and we talk throughout that's why we talks around nice and so god so if it's so no say the rest say the rest say the rest you say that's not a nice I am NOT your I am not your jukebox I've noted some dancing monkey for your entertainment but if it's like we can't even bother people that saying the word sandwich so we're saying and it's like oh if we don't be bored saying this yeah if we can't be bothered saying sandwich there's no chance that we're going would scroll back up what was that stupid one few studies expect yeah having a Campton cook with we're not it's doing that we're just going what like that what that's I guess you wouldn't be able to write an entire [ __ ] arc I mean these people are cranking out 20 of these a day right yep no find their dude career depends on it [ __ ] Matt Cooney corny this articles corny wait keep scrolling down keeps going that come on there's thirty three of these I mean I'm down to go as long as hold the wool over your eyes yeah but that's not an Australian herring ship on the barbie we boys we don't put a shrimp on the Bob as far as I was understood there's a difference between shrimp and prawns yes like like prawns are the big ones and shrimp are the small ones they usually come in like a bag and they're old D shells and such you certainly not throwing trimble the Bobby is it'll just fall between the grating but you I guess you could throw prawns on the barbie but you're mostly not doing that you you're telling me they don't end up just like this nice steak away Bobby just one just one look it's not even on yeah this is this is a green screen effect they threw overtop they're not actually cooking this is gone no no they've actually reversed the shot he's behind bars oh you guys have frim prisons down there it is a prison is a prison colony it runs in prison there ya go um Oh what bastards often used to refer to the British yeah this is your boy yeah oo-oo-oo I suppose that just means Australian put a sock in it that's not Australian throw a shrimp on the barbie yeah that's Outback Steakhouse that's not actually austere do make every time you never heard of that do you guys have really audience they're just growing out in the wild do we have one honey bloomin onions do you even know what that is no any any American will think that's Australian cuisine because yeah it's the best thing on the menu at Outback so can a bloomin onion is they chop off the head of an onion like the top 30 percent of an onion and they let it sort of flower out and then they provide it and deep-fry it and they call it a bloomin onion at Outback Steakhouse the the steak place here in America with roasts but I wouldn't deep-fry it knees top yeah you cut the top off and leave the rest and and oldest dance yeah yeah today that's closer than I thought it was gonna be yeah six of one half a dozen of the other yeah we say that sort of thing not pissing on someone when they're on fire that's not even kind of Australian I don't piss on you if you were on fire that's just the thing that's just a saying crikey blimey euphemisms used to communicate amazement or suffice crikey yeah blonde do these do these ever come out of you without you thinking about it you ever have a gut reaction blimey ever I would be really shocked if that came out of mouth ago oh sorry I don't know what I was thinking I apologise and then I would have dead leave the room [Laughter] blokes and Sheila's that's why yeah yeah but no one really says Sheila's anymore it's been a while since I've even heard the word or read the word Sheila hmm on on your bike tell your story walking what yeah on your bike is a years a wealthier one it's like that it's like yeah yeah yeah I got this is all [ __ ] yeah whatever Oh like often it's for like a bad excuse someone to get on your bike even if they're trying to excuse themselves with well I'm not gonna try and say it you bid them to tell your story walking mm-hmm we're not gonna use this in real life who cares let's move on yes lobster pineapple grey nurse Australians don't barter with lobsters and pineapples but most have had at least one friend ring them up or hit them at the pub to lend a lobster or a pineapple note the $20 note being a sparkling Red Lobster and the no key dollar note being bright yellow pineapple lends itself to the phrase not at all I would be amazed if this wasn't just made up by the author the hundred dollar note a blue-gray has now been named after a shark the grey nurse the hon Andrew at least the hundred dollar note is ring I thought this articles from 2017 has never been recent no they haven't changed one hundred dollar note since then what is this guy all about uh thus the 50 dollar note is yellow has he got a right I can't ya know note being bright pineapple yellow okay yeah but nobody calls it a pineapple that's that's stupid people would just go if someone says here give me a lobster you'd go excuse me mr. one pineapple please sorry what you want smoked oh yeah very common Gobbo not so much bolo year bottle oh absolutely arvo absolutely four notes they're all they're all shortening so smoke overs go for a smoke I don't know what Garbo means I've heard bolo I don't know what that means I suppose oh you're reading this next I'm sorry yeah Oh added suffix of any word you can shorten this is a thing I've seen this has been a meme that if you want to make something sound like a bit of Aussie slang you chop off the end of it and add the word Oh yep if you want to say that you're going you're going yeah you're going for a smoke you smoke oh yeah because you are your full name is like Smoot oh okay [ __ ] I can't think about a longer version oh yeah you get the but someone else's symbol that jerk thank you somebody had a I had a I had a meme that was like the the suffix ito in Spanish means like a small version of something like you say ito at the end of like and Enric Ito you're making you're making fun of a little kid yeah Olo like cigarillo like small right right yeah and they have a they were like because of that the word mosquito implies it to place a much larger creature L Moscow with like a six foot and there's somebody put in my comment the same thing they were like the fact that Ito and the suffix means that there's something much larger than samito l sumo one time last year but that's that's the UK hit the have a go you mug I feel like that's one I've heard before have a go ah it's like you try something right have a go at yeah a concert have a go at YouTube I think so yeah go and walk about yeah means to go like into the outback or is the country another piece of language much like the accent itself when the papers doing the hour and you gotta submit this guy was totally running out of steam at the end of this might which that's a [ __ ] meme in my twitch chat because every single stream I'll get up four or five times to run to the bathroom hmm and and people keep timing it like a speedrun they'll go cement 46 seconds 51 seconds you're slacking and they're just like there's no way you're washing your hands I'm like listen because I have to save the frames and B what am I gonna get myself sick it's only me he's throwing the rocking thing or something in the background alright are you perfect we're like the moment you flush you're already like reaching your hands got ya I've got to the point where I can more or less time how long it takes to get a flush so I can flush in the middle of my piss and it'll be just disappeared when I'm done oh [ __ ] bloody pants yes Bader I did that I did that in my casual playthrough so you know I'm doing I'm doing this really game plus when there's already piss in the toilet surely you can like if you could motion it so that you're kind of doing up your pants with just the use of the pelvic thrust then you could already have your hands in the sink and then you could lift your leg up to flush yeah yeah you know I actually play on I play on the emulator category so I actually configured my bathroom to have a sink above my toilet is that anytime 100% will do sometimes only you know do like a half empty I play the 100% yeah that's my category I'm hoping something salt picks me up yeah I've been doing this thing where I hold a dodge ball right up against my bathroom door and if I throw it hard enough I can clip right into the toilet so I can just piss while it's flushing I haven't gotten to getting out of the toilet yet but it's we're gonna need some more our ta testing on that bathroom number two is a lot more complicated a lot harder to speedrun i've been getting stuck on the washing your ass in the sink part I hear it's faster but I haven't gotten it down for the annoying it part is I have to use a Japanese toilet because the text is faster in the in the number seven percent category that's that's gonna save you 20 seconds over a run dude it's worth it I had one of the podcast ideas I have written down is real life speed strats and it's like basically life hacks but like legitimate ones that actually save you time through your day it would take a lot of planning but I feel like you drop out of college faster so that you can start paying your debts god damn what bathroom speedrunning should that could legitimately become a wall right can I get either of you for your twitch stream to start pencil sharpening speedruns what get like oh there's there's a cop it's a category it's a category if you've upon speedruns calm you can sharpen pencil IRL there's an IRL category what's what's the ending time it's where you get to the fine point or you sharpen it down to the metal it's 10 pencils you have to sharpen it down to the metal oh that just sounds like pain and then it's messy that's very I want to see I want to see the guideline for that I want to see whether or not I'm allowed to wear gloves or use gamer glue to increase my tackiness it's I think cuz there's a game where you can just sharpen pencils and then someone thought it'd be fun to make an IRA okay is it yes what's the what's the standardized pencil because surely you could find one that's got softer wood and over the course of 10 pencils you'd have a huge advantage it's almost definitely a Ticonderoga number two no way they let me use anything other than the standard I think it is a Ticonderoga number two I don't use anything but a Ticonderoga number two well you number three is out there what are you doing what did he use something like a tungsten blade so that it was like a lot less flexible and you know wouldn't wear down this quickly well that can't be an electrical pencil sharpener you asked me one of those turn ones in your hand right it can't be a mechanical pencil friend can it be customized manual like yeah like so you so you take out Frank yeah you unscrew the steel blade that's there and then you put in like a brand new diamond I think it has to be hand power turns where you just have to well no but you your hand hey you can change the blade but be it almost definitely be faster for you to turn the blade if you just have a small square pencil sharpener like you wouldn't eat ur nning the pencil you just be quickly spinning the blade or oh yes that's where you're completely yeah I wouldn't turn the bolt at the same time oh yeah ratchet action yeah like a pepper shaker yeah you've been you've been speedrunning pencils since what like 2017 what's your best time at this point I was a pioneer 15:06 15 minutes for 10 pencils can you look up what the actual record yeah let's take a look at it [ __ ] it pencil sharpening IRL dribble no this is pencil sharpening simulator hold on I have to type that one you said you category select and then pick IRL oh really 40 minutes drill this percent Oh timeless percent time 10 pencils 10 pencils of Leon math [ __ ] that's pretty good on PC only from a month ago yeah this might be something we could do Alex I reckon we could be bad hash tag content well what it 420 pencils one run from three years ago eight hours and nine minutes it's copy that that's what that's that's nice wait rocky sea view rules timer starts when you press play and ends when you sharpen 420 pencils without using the drill you must close out of the game to reset no cheat engine video proof is required which means if I click this I'll get the eight hour video right holy [ __ ] oh that's the game this is the game yeah I didn't see an IRL category oh this is slowest horse [ __ ] dude I wonder if they have a VR version of this game the things people do for glory all right anyway we got out we got to wrap this up in one way or another internet historian yes you are known for your unbelievable knowledge of Internet nuanced means you know your memes pretty well sort of defer to listens in main culture for that one yeah that makes sense that's that's a hardy fellow you have we have a quiz in front of us here what 2019 meme are you it why is it Luke Cage it's perfect so they're gonna determine what 2019 meme you are based on which one of these things you pick first of all off the top of your head if you had to reckon describe yourself as a 20-19 meme which one do you think you'd be the hit or miss girl there you go there you go they hit or miss girl fingers crossed you get it but we're gonna take a run through time to suit up and pick a favorite superhero show Luke Cage arrow agents of shield flash either so many let me just say installed I ran through this as a little test none of these questions directly linked to anything related they're all like just random pop culture stuff I somehow comes out I haven't seen any of them and I only know that three of them exist all right which one D which they D now how does these six that you haven't I suppose Smallville Smallville Smallville was good next mystery thriller show the suspense is cut the [ __ ] up stranger things mine hunter black mirror the handmaidens tale American Horror Story and dark it's not in mind hunter I can't bring myself to wash that shirt because it's just like I can't stop saying my these two words mind Hunter and that new game that's come out banner Lord like they're just such terrible name mind Hunter what does he do the ants mine is hunt in your mind it's excruciating in my head and it just goes around and around around all day I walk around the house but I bother historian I just got mind hunter mind how did you start watching season like well what's your issue with banner Lord the same thing it's it's yeah just a few words it sounds fine our Lord Benna Lord balance its sword it sounds like something at a game of Thrones once you start saying he just can't stop saying I was I was going for like 10 minutes in a stream the other day then Oh Lord anyway the correct answer though is probably black mayor or dark dark was good in the first season [ __ ] in season two black mayor has also been a bit inconsistent so which one he thinks your thanks sure okay perfect action series Punisher Tom Clancy's Jack Ryan altered carbon West world supernatural or daredevil bana Lord better Lord I have not seen any of these but I have heard of West world so we'll go with shebangs West world how many mother [ __ ] Alex there's like 15 Conway now there's only like eight more maybe oh right alright ready for a laugh the office Parks and Rec Big Bang Theory sunny How I Met Your Mother Brooklyn nine-nine office office I said in the last interview that I saw this I saw this meme that said if you've taken a personality quiz to see which office character you are and you get Michael but you take it over and over again until you get Jim you're definitely a Michael and somebody put in the comments if you take that same quiz and you get Michael and you just accept that does that make you a Dwight cartoon South Park bigmouth Bob's Burgers Rick and Morty The Simpsons and SpongeBob SquarePants Oh what be a bit of these contemporary like if it's contemporary then it's Rick and Morty if it's if it's like old if it's old Simpsons then it's Simpsons a hundred saying you I think you have to assume that it's twelve before before season six of Simpsons and before season five of Spongebob yeah I think that's the only way you can accept this question yeah it's it's it's season maybe seven or eight with the Simpsons I think right before the the Seymour episode right we've all seen that entertained the elk video right I'll link it in the description yeah although I like that episode of The Simpsons it's a yeah yeah I thought it was alright what was his name almond tansy Rhian arm intends Aryan yeah they're like you don't know Seymour that was a good video that I liked watching those videos the day The Simpsons died is the video if you guys want to see it your answer is the Simpsons then yeah yeah I was gonna say if you Pig big mouth I don't think we can be friends anymore no I don't like that show at all know if Archer was Archer Oh work if Arthur Futurama was on here that'd be my pick right away yeah season I they're not going to do their anime yeah seasons one or two of archery yeah for sure yeah full metal alchemist animes by the way Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood Airbender Dragon Ball super for some reason my her academia attack on Titan or pokey man's gotta be boring pokey man's my favorite the only reason I picked this quiz by the way is cuz they called avatar in anime and I just found that endlessly funny what would you call it hmm a cartoon ah interesting reality TV show Bachelorette keeping up with the kardashians The Voice shark tank Hell's Kitchen or Dancing with the Stars is this like watch any of this you've all hell's kitchen's the only one that's tolerable hell's ghost ship shark tank is interesting oh that can be okay yeah I prefer the Dragons Den I don't mean to be dramatic but we really need you to pick a drama Breaking Bad Game of Thrones Sopranos Grey's Anatomy Riverdale goddamn and lost Breaking Bad I'm saying Breaking Bad I picked lost uh Brandon's I did when I took it I haven't seen it what the [ __ ] did nothing happens in that foot all they do is in the hole right right his his loss give it to us give it to us give it to a season one mystery mystery oh my god how can it happen Oh character development interesting interesting season two wait hold on no this makes any [ __ ] sense mystery mystery mystery season for you season three it just goes completely off the rails and they have no idea what to do and then they just start hitting each other over the head and they go you're unconscious now let me drag you to the other side of the island no you're dragged you to the other side and then they proceeded to do that for the next four seasons and then a special at the end where they go ah something back in time and then they go oh it was all in allegory for something maybe they were dead I don't know maybe and then it ends it was my favorite life favorite moment in this show was when they finally get off the island the first time and it's the end of the season you have Jack just crying Decatur wherever he goes we have to go back Jane we have to go back to the island I just lost it I was a good me no have you seen that one of like the fat jack yes fat jack is any of you some weird stuff all right favorite 90s cycle um there you go that's what I hate when they you are woman yelling at cat I feel like this was us just now when I said I like loss yeah man I mean if you're not if you're not appreciating oh maybe this might be something you need to buy oh yeah maybe not that looks awful god what a mean what a meme I can live with that have you said have you seen this cat by the way it's a gorgeous [ __ ] cat outside of the context of this means there's like a stream a girl like oh yeah meant hit or miss this is the this is the streamer cat that throws its owner over a children you tend to be a little extra sometimes and most people just don't get it or maybe you're so calm that it drives other people a little nuts we'll never know what's really going on I think that's a good encompassing description of this podcast what did we even do today I don't know oh yeah I can't remember any of it who you I'm Alex the co-host of this show I'm samito sign us off here sematic bye guys nope it's a big man and I'll use my signature catchphrase piece played submit so Spotify links in the decision makers are making it to the end catch you on the next one thanks for joining us internet historian hey don't you have a twitch I'm leaving thanks for sticking around bye peace peace peace

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