♪ Bada, ba, ba, ba ♪ ♪ J'adore ca ♪ Let's talk about that. ( music playing ) Good mythical morning! Thank you for making us
a part of your daily routine and as a reward,
you get to watch me turn into a human tea bag,
literally. We're also gonna play
an Olympic face
guessing game later. Yes, and the Olympics
are a time where the entire world unites
for some healthy competition. Mm-hmm. Nothing can unite
the world like that, except maybe McDonald's. Now, if you're travelling
around the world and you're a picky eater
like Link, there's probably a McD's
you can pop right into. And while most McDonald's
have the staples that I can count on, they also incorporate
some local flavors. into their international
McDonald's menu, so we're gonna see if we
can tell what country a McDonald's menu item
comes from. It's time for... Mythical chefs
Tess and Josh have painstakingly
recreated McD menu items for us to sample
and they're used as many real McDonald's
ingredients as possible. Uh, we didn't have them
shipped, in other words. - Right.
- We are going to taste them and then guess what
country they came from - by throwing a dart.
- ( Chase whimpering ) I'm just touching
the dart, Chase. By throwing them at this... Don't even gesture
with the darts, man. The map over there. When did you get those
practive throws before we started
without a dart. - So nerve racking.
- Flashbacks. Uh, resident cartographer,
Chase, will measure the distance the dart
to the correct answer, that score will become
the points that you get. The lowest score
at the end wins. Now, since Link
has done so horribly at this game in the past, - and even lost when we've
- Oh, yeah? when we've given him
advantages sometimes. You're gonna get
two advantages today,
Link. You're gonna get
the fart which is
throwing four darts, but we're calling it
the McFart. - Okay.
- And you're also gonna get the Quarter Darter
with Cheese, where on the last round,
you literally get to take a burger patty covered
in ketchup and throw it at
the dart board, and we're gonna measure
the distance from the closest ketchup
to the right answer. - Okay.
- You cannot lose this, man! - Link: I don't need--
- I want you to win! I don't need your
pity handicaps. - Yes, I do.
- And the winner gets to eat a McDonald's item from
a fictional place... "West-theros." Westoros. "Game of Thrones,"
you've heard of it. Westeros. Westeros is where
I hang out. Let's do this! ( music playing ) Let's see our first item. What is it?
Ooh... - It immediately looks--
- Rhett: Is that a giant
Filet-O-Fish? Link:
Mm. There's no cheese, which Filet-O-Fish
has cheese usually. Hm. - It's all cheese.
- Is it all the way through? The whole freaking
thing is cheese. It's a Filet-O-Fish,
minus the fish, with the cheese that
looks like the fish. It's good, man. Who doesn't love cheese? I'ma let you go first
because I'm a gentleman - it also gives me
an advantage.
- Hm. - I need all I can get.
- Man, this is tough,
fried cheese. 'Cause fried cheese is
typically a European thing. There's the Netherlands. I don't know how I fell
about this. This cheese seems like
that Indian cheese, - paneer, you know
what I'm saying?
- Oh! That you can like get
at the Indian restaurants. Go for it, man. I don't know, I don't
feel good about this but I'm going for India. And I hit Russia,
like always. Well, it's a big place,
hard not to hit. Um, paneer I don't think
is fried like that. Ooh, we went to that
one restaurant though. That one restaurant,
remember that-- No one know what
you're talking about. You know what?
I think you're right and I'm going right
for India. - Ooh! A little low.
- Rhett: Okay, we've got
India surrounded. - Link: We're we right?
- Stevie:<i> This is the spicy
paneer,</i> <i> a patty made from
fried paneer cheese</i> <i> found in a non-beef eating
country of India.</i> - Ah!
- You nailed it. All right, who was closer? Rhett had 16 and Link had 12. - Yeah!
- Oh, nice start, Link. I take the early lead. Darren don't look
so surprised over there. - ( laughs )
- He was all.... ( music playing ) Let's see what we hae
in here. Ooh, fries. - Mm, fries with gravy.
- Link: Is it gravy? - Mm.
- I don't know why we don't
do this. Link:
Now, if I'm not mistaken, - this is what they
call poutine.
- Yeah. Link:
And this is a Canadian treat. Maybe poutine's big
somewhere else? Maybe poutine's big
in Australia. You gotta think about
these things because-- Oh, yeah. Canadians and Australians
have similar tastes. Like, the one's has
vegemite, and one has the other one. You know what?
I'm glad you told me that. And you're exactly wrong. Canada, come home
to daddy. Ooh! I hit Canada! You actually hit Canada. There's a lot of it,
but I did it. Link, this may be your day, because this is
definitely Canada, I was just trying
to throw you off. Uh, you gotta move,
I-- I-- you are so much closer,
you also have an advantage every round because you're
closer to the board. You care if I lean
on you? You can't, you gotta,
you gotta-- I'm gonna get up here
to Link distance. Oh, this is so easy.
( laughs ) Well, your arm is twice
as long as mine, too. Are we right? Stevie:<i> So, your logic
was almost right.</i> <i> But poutine has cheese
and these don't have cheese.</i> <i> These are gravy loaded fries,
uh, from Australia.</i> Oh! Dang it! Are you serious? Ah! I should have
listened to myself,
joking. All right, Link, you had
76, and Rhett, you had 80. Oh, I'm falling behind. Yeah. ( music playing ) Okay, nice little wrapper. It's another Filet-O-Fish. Link:
There's some spicy mustard, - Mustard sauce?
- Link: on this. Rhett; Hold on,
it's got a pocket, it's like a hot pocket. - Oh, whoa.
- What is that, some sort
of like-- I don't know,
but it's so good. It's-- it's uh...
it's oozy and gushy. It's meat,
it's another kind of meat. Inside something else. It's gravy in a meat that's been deep fried. Is that chicken
on the outside? No, it's just breading. What is that?
What is it? Excuse me while I eat
this entire thing. - ( laughter )
- You love it? I don't love this one.
It's too rich. You don't love it? I'm a little bit afraid that there's something
I don't like in it and I just like it
accidentally. I feel like the gravyish
meat thing, like the creamy meat
is not an Asian thing. I don't think they
would do that there. Again, I just feel like
this is a European approach
to something and my only option for that
is Netherlands. - Ooh!
- ( grunts ) - Let go a little soon on that.
- Yeah, high. I think this is
a mayonnaise filled
fried patty. with mustard on it. There's no place on earth
where they love mayonnaise - more than--
- On what? Urst? Urst. Westoros.
Than the Netherlands. You're using all
my reasoning. You're just going
for the same countries
I'm going for. But, it could be
Uruguay. Could be Venezuela and it could be Malaysia, those four choices
lead me to pull further ahead
with my McFart. ( laughs ) Oh, yeah, I forgot.
You do have that. So I'm throwing
four darts and I'm gonna splay
them across the board-- - Okay, everybody out.
- centering on Netherlands. - Everybody out.
- And I'm gonna go Malaysia,
Netherlands, Uruguay, and then the fourth one
is just a wild cards. Splay it out. - Ooh!
- Yeah. - Okay.
- Nowhere near the Netherlands
or any of them. - But I'm close to Uruguay.
- All right, what is it? This is the McCroquette. It's a croquette with Ragu,
and pieces of pure beef topped with mustard,
and they offer it in
the Netherlands. - ( laughs )
- We had the freaking croquets. - Yes, we did, man.
- I didn't know this was
a croquet, it was too flat. - It's good.
- It's not great. If I could just throw
a dart, I'd be pulling
way ahead. All right,
Rhett you had 15
and Link, you had 18. - Oh.
- It's so close. ( music playing ) I'll unwrap this present. There's some sesame seeds
on this joint. This one is deep fried. Why is everybody doing
the same thing all around the world. Got some sort
of hot mayonnaise, and then this--
ooh, my goodness. This blackness. What is that?
Just gotta eat it
to find out. 'Cause it-- ooh!
The middle's the wild card. - That's fish.
- Rhett: Yeah, that is fish. Link: That is--
oh, it's shrimp. - It's shrimp?
- This is a shrimp burger. - This is an amazing idea.
- It's pretty good. I was wondering
why it was tasting-- it was fish but
it didn't taste bad. It's got whole
shrimp in there. Look at that! I don't know what
the black stuff is. You're up first,
Link. McD's bring that
to America. Well, this is clearly--
I don't know. Shrimp are everywhere. They're around everything. Shrimp are around
everything. When humans congregate
in watered areas, shrimp also congregates. This is tough.
I don't think this is Japan. It's very Americanized. Like, the fact that
I like it surprises that this
would be in Japan
or Malaysia. I'm gonna split
the difference, put my dart right
in between the two. A lot of water over there. Whoops. Whoa-ho-ho!
So, you're in Australia? You may, so you may,
if it's Australia, you've got that round. It's not Australia. Australia's already been.
We thought it was Canada. So what do you
think this is? I think it's Malaysia
or Japan, because of the black, um--
spicy first of all and it's got
the black sauce. I don't they would
do that anywhere else. It's like a shrimp po-boy, it should be like
New Orleans. I'm gonna say Malaysia,
'cause I just feel like there's more shrimp
around Malaysia. Well, there's not
as much surface area. Whoa! You've really
nailed Malaysia. Stevie:<i> Okay, guys, this is
the EBI Filet-O,</i> <i> which translates to
Filet-O-Shrimp,</i> <i> a shrimp patty,
breaded and fried,</i> <i> and served up hot
and fresh in...</i> <i> Japan.</i> - Japan.
- Oh! So, you have won
this round clearly by how much?
This is putting you
in the lead. I'm in the lead going
into the last round, buddy. All right, that was
10 for Rhett and 19 for Link. - Hm.
- Ah. ( music playing ) Okay, coming down
to the last round. Uh, I'm up by
how many? Four? - Yeah.
- Stevie: Four. This is such
a close game. - Mm-hmm.
- Now just keep in mind, that you're gonna
throw a whole burger Yup, I've saved it. And anywhere that
ketchup goes, - Right, I've got my...
- we're gonna measure
from there. My quarter darder
with cheese. Um, this is ice cream
on top of a-- it's like a McGriddle
situation. - Ice cream, caramel.
- Mm, that's good - Oh.
- That is really good. Hold on.
Could it be that inside
of this pancake. - there is peanut butter?
- No. Because if it is,
this is where I'm moving. - Now...
- It's not peanut butter. - What is it?
- We learned from Josh that this is dulce de--
what did you call it? - Dulce de leche?
- Dulce de leche? - Josh: Allegedly.
- Uh-huh. And that my friends
is in South America. 'Cause we dipped
the churro in it, - that's when we learned.
- Mm-hmm. But is it Venezuela
or Uruguay. I feel like I've got
to nail whatever it is. Yeah, you do,
Rhett. I have to make--
I just have to make
a choice. 'Cause your burger
is gonna be so... can you move over
just a little bit? - This way?
- Just a little bit. Let me-- I'm going all in
for Uruguay. I'm going all in. Ah. Link:
Oh! So close to
the wrong answer, hopefully. - ( grunts )
- All right. What's happening with
my darts today. Ladies and gentlemen,
I would like to
elect to use my... Both: Quarter Darter
with cheese. Where's the cheese. - There is no cheese.
- There's no cheese. - I feel ripped off.
- There is no cheese. This is just a
quarter darter. - All right.
- This is really good. Now, Chase,
you can stay there. There's no pointy parts
to the Quarter Darter. Yeah, okay. So are you just gonna
aim to the middle
of the map and hope you were right? I'm gonna hit Venezuela and then it's gonna
slide slowly down the map all the way across Uruguay, knocking your dart off insuring my win
either way. What if it's
Saudi Arabia, they're decadent there. Link:
Well, then, I'm still
closer to it. 'Cause I could just
default the game entirely and just aim smack dab
at Chase. ( laughs ) But of course, if any
ketchup comes off of him and it hits the map,
it counts. The problem is,
I want to splat it
and slide it. Splat it, slide it. Venezuela to Uruguay. - Oh, really.
- Here we go-- oh. - Some on my hand now.
- Oh, you're losing some. Oh, no! You can't--
No! Well, I don't know what
the rules are for this. Oh, you can't reapply
ketchup. All right, here we go. - ( laughter )
- ( Rhett laughs ) The crazy thing is
there's ketchup pretty
close to Uruguay, Uru-gai, Uru-guai,
or however you say it. Link:
Yeah, yeah, closer than you. Okay, what's the answer? Stevie:<i> That was
the "Pancake Helado,"</i> <i> a pancake stuffed with
Dulce De Leche,</i> <i> topped with ice cream,
and more Dulce De Leche,</i> <i> served up in Uruguay.</i> Yes!
Oh, gosh! Oh, gosh! - Hold on!
- Hold on, Chase. - What's gonna happen!
- Oh, no! Where is my close--
point to my closest
ketchup. - Straight above.
- I think it's that one. But it could be
that little dot, too. Measure 'em both. Uh, you have to get
four better than me,
to win. Take me to Westeros.
I want to dine at McD's. This is gonna be
so crazy. Rhett, you have four,
and Link, you have three. Which means that
overall, - ( laughs )
- Rhett... Whoo!
Yes! Yes! The dark Gods once again
shine upon me, in the most amazing
way possible. Man, I feel bad.
I'm sorry. You know,
I feel bad-- you know, you can't,
you couldn't write it
better than this. I mean, really. You know what would
make me feel better? Becoming a human
tea bag. ( laughs ) Well, let's do that. Link:<i> Dink it and drink it.
With an ear biscuits mason jar</i> <i> available at mythical.store.</i>
