Imperial Guard (Bricky) VS Custodes (Garrett) | LIVE Battle Report Warhammer 40K 10th Edition

foreign [Music] [Applause] [Applause] [Music] [Laughter] check we're back hello hopefully you are having a great time technical difficulties are a staple of everything I do um so thank you so much for tuning in regardless I'm bricky and I'm Gary He's Garrett uh and today we have a fun game for you today we have uh what would arguably be known as the lowest lowest low low little little petulant child small little little baby man of the Imperium the Imperial Guard yeah versus the exact [ __ ] opposite the best of the best the biggest Lads we're the best don't don't judge a person there is no faster way for you not to come back dude you got it wait till the scoreboard oh my god oh right the Army lists that's the only reason I'm so upset okay today we have a game for you today uh before we get started no sponsors as as he said no merch as Shilling not yet at least none of that stuff going on I wanted to talk about all the things we have done since the last stream uh in order to like kind of show that we're slowly improving our content and the production uh so a couple of things uh bib can you give me dice cam now a couple of you noticed that last time dice cam was reversed and when I was throwing stuff it came out of demeki's side and vice versa now touch our tips it's good now it's not coming from the reverse side it's been fixed uh We've also screwed around with a lot of the color correction the uh little top-down camera that follows us around when we do stuff that's got a better color the PTZ camera is colored a little bit better we've adjust some of that and also uh the alert sound effects should be lower and our microphones um should be playing totally fine even when there's a stinger playing so we don't go like this oh and that's how it always happened yeah so every uh a couple of improvements there here and there some nice stuff getting better we wanted to share that with all of you and uh and hopefully we will have another slew of things to improve upon on the next one um with that being said armies well essentially the lowest low I will allow you to go first if you want excuse me uh it's okay it's okay citizen it's okay you want your photo to be the second that's why you want the yeah yeah uh Vivian can you please show my uh my Army list please so stream was like Hey guys the the moment the top comment on the last video was the moment bricky finishes painting his army like worlds will burn yeah and so I said bet so I brought even more unpainted models this time so overall for the Army list right here it is the Civil Imperial Guard I wanted to take no artillery whatsoever and just go through a bunch of the stuff that I enjoy so we have uh Creed's daughter leading a squad acadians with double plasma and double grenade you've also got it hey you've also got a command Squad with um that audibility that gives you five up lethal hits if I stand still which is pretty cool also with plasma and also with grenade um also uh Newark dead OG is there because norc is going to protect them because he's a baller uh then you have an infantry Squad with a Primera psycher they've got Laz cannons and some uh that's really it head weapon team with auto cannons 10-man Scion Squad with melters and volleys in a valkyrie with heavy bolters last cannons and Rocket pods three bullgrin with malls two slab of Shields and a brute Shield three Sentinels with triple missile launcher and a sentinel chainsaw and a hunter killer missile uh we have a tank commander with a battle Cannon a rogal door and tank with a with the oppressor cannon heavy stubbers and heavy bolters and finally gaunts ghosts because they're actually kind of great and I'm a little shocked at how decent they are and they are baller um and that's about it also tank commander has Grand strategist to let him uh do two orders whatever what are your two best strategies do you think my two best dragons um overlapping fields of fire is 2cp for shoot a person everyone else that shoots that person gets plus one AP and the second one is reinforcements revive an entire Squad that it's pretty [ __ ] sick did you just want to uh segue into that so you can talk about your best strategyms which blow mine out of the water I I don't know if I can nail down like four maybe they're pretty good but oh yeah four is too few it's I don't know I mean we're pretty good we might be too good for the strategies a little we're just two kids uh stupid gold boy list please for this stupid stupid picture because he's stupid I'm a blood for planets it's gone it's dust maybe if you did your job better understanding I'm gonna get a drink all right guys today I am playing the golden boys that are vastly superior than the God and today my warlord will be trajan valoris which was actually very interesting when I was building the list he was actually on the cutting block when I was like trying to do stuff Garrett shut up so today Gary shut up oh yeah all right because it sounded good continue so trajan himself is kind of a beast what he'll do is he'll give um he has moment shackle which he can get a two-up info he can get fight first or he could just get [ __ ] 12 attacks um the next thing is he can hit like ignore all modifier and wound modifiers and stuff like that for the the unit itself uh he will be leading a five-man unit of custodian guards with the uh with the Spears and then jumping from that we'll be going into another five man unit of guard over here with shields and a black uh how do you say that so these guys will be OC oc3 um sword and board they're in a competitive list they're like okay to take a couple of them to have like you know four wound units but I thought a five-man unit sword board is kind of fun sit on the middle objective try to uh relive my captain moments for my black Templars and just survive forever so what custodian guard are going to give you is shoot again and one time for uh the whole uh battle and then not only that is a real ones uh and then to wound and then on objectives they get full re-roll wounds next we'll go over the sagittarum I brought five because they are a fun little unit themselves they're shooting at 36 inches with sustained hits one uh well one AP two damage but these bad boys uh give off negative one to hit whenever unit they hit once for battle they get devastating wounds which will be fun to do and then for fun they started being a Dreadnought um his stats now are like he's probably the better of the dreadnoughts now there are only six inch movement now T9 10 wounds it's only six inch it's six that's why they're not good holy crap that's slow yeah wow so they're kind of hit and he has a four of info versus the other one only has a five up in Vault does he have like a mice when it hit a melee or something he gets uh his thing too is why he's probably better is because he gets uh well it's only melee attacks attract one one from the wound roll how tough is he he is T9 that's actually breeds yeah it's pretty yeah so that's why he's better and he's um he's like 10 points uh more expensive but it's kind of totally worth it uh next I just got a four four unit of prosecutors these little bad girls uh get three up against psychics and they they're able to get like anti-siker against psychers and stuff like that but they're just holding back objectives the cream some of the cream the crop now so what we're gonna be running here is we got a six-man unit of wardens um so they're gonna be oc3 they have Spears and they're gonna be led by uh the blade guard champ who's gonna give me Advent uh re-roll advance and charge and not only that once per battle I get to advance and charge so that's pretty cool and I get the heroic intervene strategy and for free the Sixth Man Terminator Squad these bad boys reroll uh wounds against characters I mean vehicles and monsters because they are monsters themselves uh and then once per battle they get a pickup go into deep strike and then come back down they're gonna be led by a shield Captain which Shield captain gets a two-up fight on death and then he gets to give the strategies for free this is I I decided to run a fun six-man brick because you know why not one last thing I have an enhancement on my blade my daily Champion with the ceaseless Hunter where if you move within nine inches of me I get to make a six inch move yep I'm not gonna do that I figured as much I'm not gonna I actually debated about not taking that and having the 30 points but I was like you never know nothing nothing I come into contact with in melee is going to survive so I just think like you move around something to get to an objective then I can move it's like the whole point well you can make a normal move of six right yeah yeah okay cool cool for our top-down board here uh you might be able to see that it is the same one that demeki and Garrett played last time uh that game was a bit quick so we're gonna say here we're gonna run it back a little bit uh and roll with here we have um for the missions whenever you are ready Vivian our uh deployment is Search and Destroy the classic uh quarter one uh for our primary Mission we drew taken hold which is the easiest one ever hold an objective get Five Points Max of three that's it it's beautiful it's so nice and then we can to uphold chilling rain which is literally just nothing it we are literally playing ninth we are just playing knife with shittier flight with worse flying well you didn't take any bikes so yeah I mean the bikes are a cabinet so uh so yeah that's it I'm assuming you're not gonna be a [ __ ] and you're gonna do tactical missions right of course yeah oh yeah absolutely that honestly that is the best way to play it in my opinion it's the funnest it's so much fun we keep seeming to screw up how we do the card system uh but you know what that's okay we'll figure it out it's all about having fun so with that attacker and Defender we do need that which actually it's kind of funny because you have the red eye of the green but we don't actually know which one is going to take the red and the green because this is attacker Defender roll them out I guess I'm attacker let's go give me those red I want the green all right so does that mean I place first all right so um a little little uh breakdown of what happened here for the top eye have loaded most of my Guardsmen in the front tanks in the front Sentinels on the front Valkyrie in the back this squad might just die with two wounds and T3 and then that Squad there the ghosts have moved up here and will probably be fine because they get mice when it hit and cover and a whole bunch of other shits okay um and if you really want to extend all the way out there to shoot me I think I'm okay with that um in the words of of my great grandfather before he got killed by the Nazis eat [ __ ] Oh I thought that was your uh your dad on the Mayflower I mean oh my God you're great great anyways that's up to you now all right so essentially I have three units uh deep strike for you know fun stuff later I kind of centralized uh my Set uh I said charm to probably move up here and then plunging fire the usual um and then I had my my uh Thornton boards to try to get on the center objective but I don't think I'll do it in turn one even if I go first uh these guys over here I I had to be aggressive on one couple units because I don't have a lot of like blocking and I only six inches so it's either back here and I can't do anything or I try to play aggressive and get to where I need trying to hit the flanks with uh some good units I kept my uh my Dreadnought in the back so if he tries to come with your Valkyrie I just say no no I'll touch you with my no no stick sounds good um okay it's time for the big roll all right I'll be ready [ __ ] dude turn baby I need drama for my two secondary missions Shuffle these for my two secondary missions we have assassination yeah she's not scoring Point well he might actually you never know she how much Precision do you have in Costco's uh one okay oh dude I should just kill him just like and the second one I have is capturing in The Outpost to take your backfield objective [ __ ] all right I mean we're not supposed to turn one so it doesn't matter no well we're not scoring primary points on turn one anything so if I want to see p back I discard this into my turn so yes so you can discard both of them if you want or one it's up to you okay but I but yeah yeah I just lose it yeah and if you wanted to just discard one right now you'd have to spend a CP and I also wouldn't be able to score it obviously are you sure right right so if I I spent a CP right now I could just go and replace yes exactly but um so okay so it's basically like okay so I'm probably gonna start this one yeah I mean at the end of your turn if you just dump them like right you're not gonna score them anyways until your turn so you okay just draw new ones command phase orders um I actually have a very interesting question here so robodorn is a squadron tank but my tank commander can give orders to uh Squadron units ah so he is not a squadron himself so he can't order himself uh is the valkyria Squadron unit it is not okay so armor signals are Squadron so I will go ahead and give what is the rogaldorn's movement ten so if I want to really ruin your day you are 13. oh no that can hit you with 13 that can hit you it won't be good because I will lose my ability to get the better order but that will hit you so I'm gonna give him move move for plus three inch move 10 to 13. um I would like to give him plus one ballistic skill but we're not gonna give him that uh and then I'll give the Sentinels uh essentially the tank commander I can give within 12 inches cool uh he they will get um uh the plus and Ballistic skill one on the sandals uh other than that Creed it can give two orders she is going to give I mean I uh how how you can't right yeah those guys up top really can't well the top guys can shoot there but it depends on the Range because they can see you you know oh I an auto Cannon is 48. so I will give them the plus one ballistic skill uh for them and I will give her own unit uh take cover four plus one save and then this squad right here is going to order themselves to take cover uh two for plus one save okay cool because I'm terrible so they go up to Fours right forums okay I can re-roll my advances I know you can't I know you can and I get ceaseless Hunter if you're within 12 inches of me come on let me double check this it's so bad okay shoot me Daddy uh laughs dude that's how you stop them no I don't want to shoot you now yeah all right so my auto cannons are gonna go into tradition Squad it is six shots in total uh and I will be hitting you on so I get a free Strat um so I will use her free shrap uh so I will use the the free Strat of um overlapping fields of fire cool she is so uh it's within 12 inches zero uh Creed let's go to zero CP so I would fire at that and then once I'm done firing at it okay okay all right uh anyone that uh anyone that fires at them afterwards will be plus one AP okay six of shots hitting on threes uh because of the thing and remaining stationary so I get six of this Auto won't big money run out of win all right one Auto wound and three hits that's not bad at all uh we'll take that out for you okay put it right here and then this is strength nine so when's you on threes okay three so four wounds total all right AP two because I am plunging four pinfolds all right if not you'll die one dies I just bring them back with a seat I I mean I get okay so that all right that's one so now everything against that has plus one AP against that Squad let me double check here uh each time attacks made by a regiment or Squadron model oh regiment or Squadron so um that will only be that will not be the the uh the valkyrie and that will not be the gaunts ghosts that is fine it is fine I still probably would do it because I can fire those things and it's free so who gives a [ __ ] okay all right so gonzkos are yeah they're not regiment all right well screw it um okay I am going to fire gone Sasha uh oh boy oh boy oh boy I love me some gaunts ghosts oh jeez uh so we'll start off with heart uh with Larkin mad Larkin mad Larkin yes on twos yeah [ __ ] well see Fury roulette it's a it's a four damage shot so it would not is that the Precision one it is oh so you guys are trade it I'm not gonna do it though oh that's that sounds like a bad idea all right brag brag uh is hitting on Forest because I gave him the possible skill because it gets four shots Bragg's Auto Cannon uh oh three nice they move so they don't get the extra thing uh wounds on threes again AP one AP one so threes oh three damage each oh this is why shooting against me first turn one is well yes you put yourself in the open so I'm gonna kill you um all right uh corbics last carbine uh hits on twos because the postal ballistic skill all right makes two and wounds on your T6 now right yes six is day one ep one AP one one damage uh so threes okay uh and then we have uh the other last carbine three shots it does hit on twos because of the thing and then uh no wounds at all and then finally Ron's last carbide as well uh gets sustained hit so actually gets an extra shot wounds on sixes again one wound AP zip all right cheers all right so that is uh that's in the end for gaunt uh let's fire the valkyrie at show why don't we overlapping fields of fire is literally gonna do nothing uh well I might do a song over there all right oh actually because of that let's fire that infantry Squad instead uh yeah we're gonna fire the two last cannons from the Infantry Squad at you um they didn't get an order so they're hitting on fours but those sixes man they Auto wounds okay I get cover on one last can um so there's a site oh yeah I see what you mean all right so we'll do the one that you can cover on then okay no now the one you don't get cover on uh yeah hits they didn't move oh no I think last cannons are like oh heavy is a plus one yeah this one does hit I think they're like base five now but heavy gives you don't stationary so wounds on um not that it's T12 oh so it wins on that I think it's strength 12. yeah let me let me double check yeah I think 12. oh [ __ ] okay uh ap3 ap3 but you know oh D6 plus one don't do it to me oh three okay that's that for that Squad now the valkyrie will fire at you okay one last Cannon Force oh yeah sick twos you know it four up let's go [ __ ] all right uh heavy bolters sustain hits one wounds on sixes or fives I mean oh three because string five all right so threes oh oh Gary your rolls all right how much damage it's two each all right so it kills one more Gary your rules I can't wait for trajan to just like nothing's gonna happen um 2d6 shots of the rocket pods uh eight fours uh and then sixes or five sorry so one goes through okay I believe it's AP zero so yeah it goes through I mean it doesn't go through okay cool um all right that's that that's the that's almost everything I have a rogal door to shoot I'm done cool uh do you want to activate your four I feel no pain no no no okay uh rogodorn D6 plus three with blast so this is plus four shots on the oppressor cannon oh come on I'm going to oppress you I'm gonna press you so hard let's go four is to hit that's very [ __ ] good that's really good that's really good uh wounding is it twos I don't know the oppressor cannon is oh that's not your big one is it no it is my big one uh pressure Cannon is always strength 12. so yes it is um on twos all right ap2 flat three damage you definitely could cover that covers those should be threes yeah ah okay three damage uh the coaxial Auto Cannon two shots they actually hit on threes wounds all right AP one so two ups two ups oh dude dude what are my you are giving me such heart attacks and I'm not even the one playing dude I'm giving heart attacks like he wiped a squad already um heavy Alters two heavy bolters is six shots sustain hits one oh my gods so you said there it is yeah one's on fives though nothing yeah there we go uh I'm rolling you are not this wounds on fives though okay two ups sweet it's one damage castigator Gatling cannon that is 12 shots and uh but it's it's strength five and AP zip so you know what what's up I forgot to tell you my warrants have a negative one to wound that's on me we'll go from here we can't it's so one oppressor Cannon hit through it Romeo four up on a four up the guy comes back he lives um do you want to just do where he dies and well just put him in full wounds would that be better no it's it's a flat three damage gun so if it was going to that Hill it then yeah so we'll just have a guy who took a wound that's fine yeah that's actually a massive difference yeah so um that's fine uh this is the castigator can though or the um the pulverite no cast it's a gun it's a big gun fives okay so two two up saves okay what's the strength to that five five let's go oh it should be uh would it be sixes because there's six string no it's only if my strings is above remember oh that's right I'm done it's under okay take some wound now we're done uh he can't shoot or at least I don't know if he can shoot I'll probably take Commander okay you got your guy back I'll fire my tank commander there's there's the swap okay heavy bullets fours fives one wound AP one so AP zero cool you're fine uh and then last but not least I had the Instinct of polling right there I was just like well um I think I have a last cannon on it so this will be wounding you on threes because of your minus okay that does go through AP three to two is four episodes yeah I can't save it for it I literally cannot roll fours you haven't had to roll too many strangely enough but I like I've still failing God damn it D6 plus three plus one for blast Force all right so the difference is that one guy wins yeah nothing too crazy okay I think that's it for my guard shooting uh I am going to remove capture enemy Outpost from my thing uh and gain a free CP so because I'm not getting on your back line so you will have two CPS start right I will have three at the screen okay cool Garrett at the end of my turn uh I will gain zero points for my secondary so on the turn one of assassinate and capturing in The Outpost I get zero zero yeah cool your turn buddy let's go that was uh that side did great this side did not load operative let's go no he doesn't that would be I was like holy [ __ ] what is this a lion or something right here trajan would load off oh my God that'd be so cool though on all right I will say I am happy that you can't revive your guys I can't no because there's no separate Squad so but I will definitely do my ward spot yep I will spend uh c one CP for uh I believe to revive his Warden one and I don't think I have anything else in my command phase to be honest I think that's it the toss are the fight phase fight phase and then uh four up against Mortals and that's it cool all right sounds good um disease is done let's go did you guys ever go to the Santa Ana Esports Arena no I haven't they had there was a giant like genuine like Esports arena with a stage and all kinds of [ __ ] up in Santa Ana they would like run smash tournaments and [ __ ] out of it was huge and awesome to shut down during coven roll your pathetic Advanced role you pathetic now here's the question gym so with a re-roll a three isn't bad but it could certainly be worse that puts me at nine nine inch charge every roll that Chad knows you want to re-roll it [ __ ] it dude we go hard again we go hard in here let's go it's the same that is so anticlimactic so it's the worst kind of climatic all right it's like chlamydia are they complaining about not having the hands reversed no dice check it out check dice oh that's really funny actually he was like no [ __ ] leave it yeah I know it's [ __ ] hilarious okay cool I think that should be everything right there all right what did you do so what I did was I moved my guard here because you know protect trajan um but I just try to get cover here from any kind of line of sight that's my goal here I should be able to be safe by any shooting range here uh here is a little bit different but I'm not as scared as what he can put down range on here I moved my guard uh my sagittarium up top to try to get rid of this right here I moved my uh my wardens over in this section to give me uh an actual charge that's kind of okay it's a nine inch charge and it's gonna it's that's the big thing here that's what's gonna matter you can reroll charges I can and it think I think it gives me like a 50 pretty close to a 50 chance I think you have a 42 yes with three rolls like four yeah it's like 27 with a re-roll it's like 42 43 roughly so I think I think I based upon the beginning of the game my rules have not been insanely hot you've been saving them for now yeah that's the same for the important moments yeah so the next thing over here is I just kind of kept this guy uh my Dreadnought in the back right now because oh I want to sorry one second he was obviously on the objective that's what I figured and then just because if he's trying to drop stuff in the back side I can get to him or OverWatch essentially I guess that's my shooting phase cool I'm gonna OverWatch you which unit oh okay yeah I told you about that four up OverWatch I get all right that's happening all right it's happening okay let's see if your roles really have really come back for you uh so because the the heavy weapon team is within six inches of a regiment unit I get four UPS to OverWatch you all right I'm not a two CP death holy [ __ ] it's pretty good that's insane those are wardens though so I will wound you on fours not threes because of your thing [Applause] [ __ ] that's I'll take that all right so I do get an extra AP because plunging fire um but you obviously get cover because yeah I get full cover so so it's eight so it's a three three watches one oh okay we're coming back it's good let's go I put the pure God in here I saw your dude name a more iconic dough Garrett going turn two against the shooting Army just like it like okay let's go all right all right we're good so off the bat sagittar into the bad boys in the book so each one has three shots fifteen sixes explode holy [ __ ] okay so I dropped a couple I'm Gonna Roll this off camera wow okay only one died so far that was that sorry that I need five UPS holy [ __ ] okay come on just just kill him thank you they're dead okay they're two wounds each five up saves every because it's two damage each right yeah yeah they're [ __ ] annihilated right they are absolutely removed from the face of existence I might have like don't you dare fire upon my gun I have a 12 inch ah damn it's in the loan operative range yeah within range right right because it's so low numbers of all that so minus one no David strength uh it's probably wounding on threes oh just one negative one but okay uh yeah just negative one yeah I will take it on gaunt for up save but they always have the benefit cover so I'm getting a four up sick there you go that's kind of really it for my shooting I will go ahead and it's time for the big money big money dog big money charge need a nine need a nine how how what how what without looking no [Laughter] all right well that was exciting next your turn Okay um you never drew your cards God damn it all right hey Vivian you mind rolling back a thing God damn you see where my head was at all right so we got security no man's land when the secondary card is drawn your opponent must select one objective marker in no man's land at the end of your turn yeah of course so I would have picked that one yeah um Okay so okay so it doesn't really matter uh did you want to discard one of your turn or you want to keep them how many CP I have I have two does he have two CP I didn't do any stratagems no I did one you did visual on Monday yes uh let's do attempting Target and we filmed that with my intern cool um yeah end of your turn uh now it's time for battle round two we both gain a CP so points so the Alpha 100 primary points I get 10 points five for there five for there for my secondary I get nothing because I I'm going to keep assassination I think I might pull this one off okay I'm gonna draw a new card hey secure no man's land if you control two or more ejected markers in no man's land you get Five Points that's okay you'll control it that'll be good so I have still assassination secure no man's land you know what Viv I'm actually gonna drop assassination and I'm gonna replace it immediately for a CP cost so I'm down to two uh so I'm gonna drop that and get storm hostile objective at the end of your term if either of the blow conditions are satisfied you get Five Points control one or more different markers that were controlled by your opponents which is just that one or your opponent did not control any objective markers at the start of your turn and you control one or more of the markers that you did not control at the start of your turn ah so it's if you're on none I take one or if it's you are on one I take it from you and I have neither well we'll see we'll screw that we'll we'll hold that one for later cool all right uh orders I am going to give the robo door and the plus one ballistic skill Creed give her own units she can give two orders uh I'm gonna give the Sentinels uh because they are also I believe I believe they are both Squadron and regiment they are so they're gonna get the ballistic skill buff on Sentinels and then I'm going to give um her own Squad the ballistic skill buff okay uh yeah plus one ballistic skill and then I this guy is going to give no he's going to use the 24 inch master Vox to give the squad over here the ballistic skill okay let's go okay and that should be it cool cool time for movements okay fight me I will go ahead and move six inches [ __ ] no no it's fine don't go ahead I still want to punch you beautiful beautiful amazing amazing children could see that someday so the tank commander moved here the rogal door moved up here to be on the objective both of them in fact some Guardsmen move their way up here these Guardsmen remain stationary these Sentinels moved up as well as the bulgarin these guys moved up a little bit to get some good shots and then you have the gaunts goes backing up so they don't get murdered and then uh you know you got a little Valkyrie dropping some boys in now you may go uh deep strike turn to it's does it still have the restrictions right here too you could you can only go in no man's land turn three you can go anywhere no you're deep striking you're not so easy to preserving yes rapid Ingress there's no other restrictions just like normal just coming you just did Robert Ingress is a very good stratagem oh so uh Garrett is spending a CP yes uh on rapid Ingress that should be nine within that all right cool awesome all right let us begin the shooting phase do we want to fire at these boys back here I think we do I think what we're going to do is fire my last guns at your Terminators that have come in because that was incredibly rude of you to do such a thing to me oh wow I'm actually pretty good within range I'm going to spend uh two CP so I am out of CP uh for overlapping fields of fire uh so I'm going to fire this squad into there okay everyone else that fires into them will be an extra minus one AP okay the psycher boy here is going to fire his brain blast into the single custodian guard okay sounds good all right so let's start with the let's start with the Brain Blast boy oh it's a brain Blaster you just have it just have it okay roll a blade blast all right let's have fun I'm gonna [ __ ] do it dude just blow your head up uh remember when we were playing uh dark titan and I was the best soccer you've ever had here like 19 times I don't know you're talking about so they have a unit five in there it gets blast so it's D6 plus four now because I'm do oh so it's nine I am doing the Hazardous version because you know I am dude let's go look the brain all right hitting on um twos I guess because I gave him the ballistic skill buff dude let's go I don't know if it works for him if he's not a regiment or not but he's in a regiment unit it counts yeah I think he gets a keyword all right ones ones ones ones all right strength six probably right uh yeah string six actually so four years four as it is uh devastating wounds I have four UPS okay so that is a uh two Mortals of devastating wounds and two saves at ap2 okay two three you're five okay two more oh two two Mortals two four UPS all right one too much all right uh hazardous role do you know how many wounds I have three three let's go oh [ __ ] I dropped it what that's cool oh no you should have went it's that five you should have went with the five he dies he does an explosion doesn't he no wait that's that's old school he takes three mortal wounds and blows his head off you wanna see if you realize no that's hilarious dude that's awesome holy [ __ ] I did one wound to a custodian holy [ __ ] that was worse and [ __ ] dies that's the greatest dude that's how good like the light just comes at him and the emperor is like nah nah holy [ __ ] okay the two last cans now either going into those guys over there yep uh hitting on Force I'm going to use the captain effect and give them negative one damage for the phase are you sure it is hits with one let's go it was on that because you're not wardens that's right um ap3 ap3 four gaming oh uh all right so then we've got another 14 uh last guns coming your way now this will be wounding you on sixes okay I mean I've I've seen worse all right two wounds buddy uh two up eight zero eight it's yeah they're fine all right so now for the rest of the shooting phase I will be hitting you at an extra AP Creed Squad hustle and Ballistic skill and I didn't move because I knew you're gonna Ingress me so I made sure they were right there for the pick-in okay um so we'll you know we'll start off with Creed okay we'll start off with Ursula Creed all right or Mrs Trunchbull let's do it four shots on twos oh sick all right those are those Auto wounds okay uh wounds on sixes oh sorry fives I mean so three go through uh it's at ap3 because of the extra so Forbes yeah damage [Applause] oh two damage your dad your dad is [ __ ] dude the only bummer about it is I only had uh axes and they're AP1 so uh all right I am going to fire my plasma guns and I'm not going to overcharge them because you are doing the thing that you do yeah at some point uh which doesn't mean they're gonna be strength seven okay all right so four shots hitting on threes six is auto fours only one uh zero P zero AP oh no no it's plasma good it's you need a four oh okay okay one damage though uh okay now the grenade launchers I think I might actually go with the not chunky one I think I'm gonna go with the the worst one um I feel like that's the best to go into custody is volume because well it's also at volume and AP one now there you go yeah so 2d6 shots but blast so 2d6 plus one shots each God I love these cards so much oh uh hitting on threes six is Auto fives cut oops there you go so three more oh oh three damage so you kill one and then someone goes two all right Guardsman I have two drum fed auto guns and then the rest of the last can uh last guns threes sixes Auto wounds oh let's go gaming gang last guns last guns gang one more okay give me those threes damn it I will here's a couple threes I feel like that's good we've got so many threes there's a lot of Threes I was expecting like at least three ones or twos all right it's fine I really need to hurt you more than that um that's the choice I kind of wanted to give you yes do you want to go into that or my Sagittarian just sit there and rip everything apart I'm gonna fire the tank uh the tank commander at you okay uh D6 plus three shots plus blast on the big gun oh uh so it hits on Force okay no special Antics no Autos no nothing cool uh AP two two because the overlapping fields of fire all right cheers I mean uh four fours um one goes through is three Damage Done two so I think it wipes it kills one okay uh now for the last Cannon on a four yes three no all right now the heavy bolters oh he has a heavy stubborn oh he has a hunter killer missile Oh Happy Wheels first fives two AP uh two four all right two damage goes down to one okay and finally the hunter killer missile so you want to kill one it hits let's go damn it God damn it okay all right it's fine I can I can work with this um I may need to fire the rogal tournament and I'm just going to get so annihilated over here uh signals signals I'm gonna find the sentence actually I'm gonna fire this this squad of guys into them screw it uh yo I'm taking my four Amino Philippines on him you're gonna activate it yeah I'm gonna activate it for this round yes before I feel the pains on the wardens he's gonna dead dog you three shots holy [ __ ] what's the strength on it six five okay fives one wounds AP one AP one threesome actually no I got covered in the back so you roll the one two damage two damage silly okay so one inch um plasma guns I will overcharge them over charge over charge they only are they're not within half though so uh let's go I got one let's go we don't want oh wait no no there's a lot of dice right there I had no idea oh that's the hazard roll oh that's scary all right uh one two three four five six I need to roll it see what's in 12. it might be wrong but it's close enough all right it's the last guns it's not gonna matter sixes one okay a single wound two damn yeah all right okay okay so that's that Warden thing that's for the turn correct it is for I think the face so the shooting face is what I want it for well don't double check because this matters until the end of the face the face the whole shooting phase yeah uh in that case I am going to fire at your sagittar with my um with my boys with my essentials sounds good and I am going to fire their hunter killer missiles and they're they're missing everything so the hunter killer missiles three shots can I give them the plus one boosting skills let's sing on threes [Applause] this was a that's not there so three go through wounds on twos Guess em all right so one goes through D6 damage already fear no fear all right another now the full missile launchers three shots on threes oh nice wounds on threes no one at ap2 so they get three up okay all right there goes the Sentinels uh I thought there was so much more to that no the signals are no nah they're they're just meant to be chunky all right uh I'm gonna fire gaunts ghosts at this squad right here uh we're not going in trade no well why not no no uh things so hits on phones three [Music] so zero so twos wait no I could see that guy you're taking it on him but braggy's the one firing and so he can't see that whole unit so you're fine uh the the thing is is that I think because the cover is still on a Model per model basis yeah the way it works is like is if you can't see the whole model itself it gets cover right and I thought I could see the whole model because you picked this guy I thought you like me this guy uh but you picked him but I still couldn't see it anyway so it's all cool uh the sustain hits last carbine sixes a hot shot last carbine alrighty it's with all three because it's hanging on two just because of the plus one ballistic skill one at ep one so still twos okay awesome damn I want you to remember ghosts I will fire my Scions into you now okay so they re-roll once to hit uh naturally uh I will fire my meltas first okay two shots hitting on threes reeling once ice cream is into the guards Club yes okay so both okay it's on threes once with one you need them four of it okay I'm sorry oh well now I'm sad I'm shaved hitting on threes re-rolling once nice oh that's really good five AT AP one and you do not get cover because I see you're ready I see two I see two twos one damage each one damage each so you kill the way nope down to one because there are four wounds those damn shields uh all right so that means Hot Shot uh last guns now are so that's three guys Four Guys Five Guys and that's five guys yeah Burgers and Fries oh yeah re-rolling the ones because the Stormtroopers they still miss oh that's better than I feel like that's better than average right AP1 it is better than average all right all right threes I said I had a one and it slowly cocked you before the pasta pistol one shot not overcharging it oh no no balls I know not good all right uh fire the valkyrie at you okay rocket pods 2d6 shots with blast six eight nine hits on photos Okay wounds on uh fives okay oh we got triple ones nope uh heavy bolters sustained hits one on these through wounds on fives one wounded AP one sorry you're good last Cannon hits and let's go oh let's go take it take your info hey you got one finally God damn see that now the rolling came back I am almost out of shooting I have a rogal door and tank left and that's it uh minus I think I think I can't hit you with the um heavy stubbers nope they can hit you too uh what can I hit you with castigator Gatling Cannon is what I can't and that's yep that's the only option I have so uh he will not fire the cast of gear he'll fire everything else that way okay we will fire the big gun first oppressor cannon all right uh D6 plus three plus blasto seven I got the blizzard skill thing so plus one to hit so threes and then this will be wounding you on a grand total of threes ouch two go through uh it is at your involve though because the X-ray P cool it's like God damn it the coaxial Auto can it hits on twos because it was only hits yeah but it doesn't matter because threes okay two uh AP uh I have him in the far corner so I would get cover it's a good one so threes all right three damage goes down to two so let's go heavy bolters Autos but I do not fives if you choose so this one no more covers so uh this one will be on your info but your minus more damage so that's two damage then so okay you are down to four two damage and then that's the track the one from two two one so you take just two damage total okay okay and that's it um a bit rough not gonna lie uh got a got a bit of a struggle here we're on The Struggle Bus uh I I didn't almost nothing um I want to charge you but you can fight first it's me I'm gonna heroically intervene you for free anyways [ __ ] good point I'm gonna I'm gonna charge you and I'm gonna fight first well so if you broke intervene I hope if you're Hulk intervene you don't get the benefits of charging so if you want to heroic intervene me that's fine but you will still need to spend the 2cp on fights first if you wish to fight first that's fine all right then heroic me okay oh wait it is just totally free though isn't it yep no no not my your Hogue yeah it's completely free I'll charge you it's probably better because I get an extra inch of movement yeah yeah I'm gonna charge you kick this ass all right I touch base I touch base I baste I based uh and then uh Sentinels are going in oh as well nice yep we weren't we weren't we or how many uh are these guys right here Sentinels are two two and then these guys are three the bullgrin are probably only one so I have nine so obviously heroic intervention is happening I mean uh fight first is happening so he will be spending uh two CP for his fight first to zero What's the damn what's their melee uh schedules Sentinels yeah uh four attacks is six one one and then bulgarin are four attacks it's seven one two so what I'm going to do is start my pylon phase uh you can't Parliament if you're based with me okay that's fine you're Pile in the things that are not based with me that's what I was gonna do yeah yeah then yeah go ahead yeah Action Shot these two are going in here and then everything else is on the board so let's go ahead and do the two wardens beat my ass it's a five phase what guitar are you using oh [ __ ] as you can tell I played this Army before right oh it's a ton yeah yeah you're an expert expert I'm gonna do sustained hits one so I am a five I will go ahead and do sustained hits one with those guys right there these are gonna start in your Sentinels so twos these two hits I'm gonna do on fives yeah a ton of fives that was actually more than I liked yeah yeah so four uh yeah that's like exactly average okay uh how much AP negative two only two oh damn all right uh four UPS yeah melee's kind of all right uh so two damage each two damage each so that will take one down to three wounds and they actually have a lot of Health yeah the sandals are like shockingly tanky I actually didn't really all right so into the balloon so five all right sixes explode what are you doing threes God bless you baldrin they're gonna win don't you should watch this I mean you know what if you do I would be like well done sir yeah [Applause] that's a lot of ones man that's a lot of ones and twos oh my God that's a lot it is if only you have like devastating wounds this would have been [ __ ] a night like uh I need to slow roll these a little bit because I got a guy with a four beautiful I have minus one damage so I'm Gonna Roll three at a time for a pin Bull on the boot Shield okay I take two so far but I have a six-up field no pain okay no so one's down to one all right yeah two six four up oh fails six seven pain fails now it's ap2 you said uh yep sixes oh let's go all right and so it's minus one damage so it's five hits made one four damage total slab Shield kills one one lives all right all right no I play Champion it scared me okay all right so I have Precision six texts plus two seven strength negative two position doesn't matter or devastating wounds let's go stepping wounds because that sounds more fun yeah wounds with exploding sixes devastating Woods is pretty cool but I mean if you're not cool that's cool you convinced me you're such a force awareness wait how many attacks is again uh five oh it's strength three though if also it's ap3 I don't have an info anymore so okay you go right through yeah yeah twos baby all right all you gotta do is move me on fours and I don't get saved oh yeah he's [ __ ] he's [ __ ] dead oh dude dude it's like the shot in the movie where he puts the [ __ ] sword through the head and all you see is the back of the [ __ ] head of the guy with the sword out or is this like the side profile and he pulls it you see the whole of like the blade Champion through it that's literally what just happened it's very dead well actually no no no no no no no no let's do it proper let's do a proper well actually let's do proper so so I failed three yeah you got through three uh it is minus one damage all of them which that's minus one you're devastating wounds so that is I take six damage I have three health I I didn't One Missed The Box though I have six up feeling of pain though yeah dude if you were saved at all that would have been like a we would that would be our like uh maybe yeah I'd be like okay good good game sir all right the center's gonna beat your ass now I fight you I fight you you don't get to leave I fight you string six so fours two and AP one take your three UPS fail both kill Estonia foreign damage all right I think the turn is over so here I come I do secure no man's lands so turn is over uh secure domain's land has been gained and I uh gain five victory points for that uh lovely and the consolidating is when the whole units are wiped so that's why you got two of them in there so I couldn't move forward so I couldn't consolidate after the unit got wiped because I'm still in combat right there right I don't know you probably could consolidate so I do get that I do not get storm hostile objective but I might next turn because you hold this middle one and I might just take it from you uh and then that's done Garrett you get 10 points 10 points from our primary five and five sounds good because you hold the middle what shot your card would be defend the stronghold uh at the end of your opponent's turn or at the end of the battle if you control more objective markers in your own deployment Zone you achieve three victory points secondary Mission okay so I have to hold it at the end of your turn essentially that's that's gross well so actually it's a free three VP as long as I don't touch your objective yeah which shouldn't be too fast so um in my command phase I will go ahead and I'm not gonna try to go over your vehicle [ __ ] that [ __ ] okay I'm I'm dying yeah I'm frightened we're gonna get a bunch of gifted Subs come on coming in and out as a as Garrett begins to slowly roll over my Army all right so I am finished with my movement phase cool I will OverWatch you okay okay and I will do it for free agreed I'm firing all those boys at your Terminators okay or do I want to do the 10 Commander so so think of it I I think of it probably volume would be better because you have a better chance of getting sixes but then you're going in sixes I got a lot of damage we like we like that damage plus it's some good shots coming in yeah we'll do the volume uh I'm gonna fire Creed's unit yep because I don't I want to get the free one all right Creed's gonna shoot you at your Terminators I'm sick of them they're smell bad all right sixes sixes for Creed's guns nothing all right I'm over charging the plasma guns all right let's go let's go baby nothing it's almost a six do they explode no the grenade launchers uh the the two the big shots coming in nothing this is bad this is very bad 32. are you [ __ ] kidding me thank God it was free your turn that was so bad that was so bad okay I have I have a high volume of fear five metric leaders of fear five metric leaders we're in America I want five ounces of fear thank you very much so I could shoot with these three so you sure you can find the other ones the squad or are you scared of your charge I'm scared of my charge ah I I feel like I have to kind of play like someone decent on that one very well so how many sir are in that unit 18 18 so that would be three extra shots yes it would almost be 20 but the heavy weapon squads make it 18. thank God all right all right all right so I get uh eleven plus three be 14 shots oh [ __ ] that's not enough so am I am I being punks it's 20. it's 20 shots yes blast is very good now that's why the forge fiend is so good for yeah because they got the D3 plus one per gun you know that you know who could have given it to me my psycher you know what happened to him he blew his head off that oh it's wounding on threes I get to fire spirits too right yeah okay yeah it's two different guns because it's one's a wrist mounted that's right banging one so chubby chops all right [Music] [Applause] I see about two's and ones so you you say that like like those words are coming out of your mouth but I don't believe them uh sixes oh [ __ ] I actually get a lot more attacks than that oh that's actually pretty all right uh seven die how many do I have in that Squad uh five five so I'm actually gonna all the spears are going to that one all right they're both the same profile oh except for the spirits two damage though it doesn't really matter no it doesn't matter uh actually heavy teams are one ten shots Oh no you're heavy Kings they're one wound right they're two ones okay so I have Spears that are two wound shots I know but okay you won't kill the rest before we get to the heavy tank okay uh the heavy teams will survive okay so I have like five right it's ten shots two four six eight twos and streams my guy threes my guy my guy I have everybody in my uh my group I play Diablo who started saying that in every sentence yeah yep I'm like yeah oh okay okay all right so so that is four uh all right let's see 86 is oh okay so three more dying what's next all right let's go do my sagittarium where are they going into um I think give me 30 seconds oh you're going to them I think I will very well and then that's a single unit right yeah it's all one big unit uh or or if you think you're just gonna murder them which you certainly might probably will with the one I mean assuming you're saving the strategym for the uh for the one uh the one time yeah um in my mind right now I'm like that needs to die this is like up in the air I feel like I will do stuff here if not tie you up and then you have to fall back and you can't shoot with this thing and then um I guess I could shoot these guys too you could I could you could get a little options here I could double shoot here also you could um but I want to charge them with uh trajan if you can make it I will make it I'm really really curious that's like an eight or nine it's an eight inch we'll double check that when it gets the time first off let's go ahead and just go into your squad here that's what I want to go into very well um I believe there's three shots each yes okay three shots so five so fifteen three six I was sorry I was contemplating doing depth of staying wounds because it'll go to Mortal wounds and then that will do more to your will because the two damage ones I'm gonna go do devastating you're gonna do that so it was just like no my goodness devastating moves for this phase basically pretty much all right alrighty let's see it with sustained with sustain so good God again let's put the POG in there let's put let's put the talk all right let's see let's see how many wounds I take from this did I need to do seven years because I'm negative 2 AP and you don't get you get six up Save Right uh are you if you're negative two I'll get no save but it's the fact that two wounds doesn't matter into a one wound model because everything will because it's Mortals all right so two Mortals I drop and then there are three so the strength let me double check the guys out because it's string five right I gotta double check that I think they're strength five yeah so you want to yeah thank you you're the best man ever I know all the things so it's four mortal wounds here uh the shrink six actually all right shrink six I'm just kidding that'd be oh my God that was cool though all right eight saves at AP you said two and then two are uh four mortal wounds all right so here's how this is gonna go I don't get a save but I have a meta pack in there which gives me a six up feeling of pain that's cool so I am going to take all the saves because it's two damage I'm Gonna Roll all sixes and then I'll re-roll the sixes I get none they all die okay uh and then the other four more Mortal wounds okay so 12 die that's what they say okay so that's cool um I'm gonna shoot into these guys here with my flamer so D6 yeah one one oh no uh uh there are three right so it should be re-rolling wounds um where's the strength I think it's five probably let me double check uh dad is she range weapon six so actually choose one okay uh AP one okay I get fives because I am uh Scion's good four UPS okay damage uh one damage each okay uh six just flat out die one two three four good boy I love you goodbye science I love you so much I do I do all right I'm just gonna shoot my um I wanna make sure that the for when it comes to the uh I gotta find it the term for the guards uh once for battle in your shooting phase after a unit has shot so I can do it after I've shot okay so I'm gonna shoot all my these into these guys here so two all right twos that's pretty cute hitting on twos is actually pretty fun yeah it's pretty cool yeah I like it is that so it's pretty [ __ ] damn wow all right so you're three so I'm moving on three I believe um oh there's a couple teams oh that's a lot of ones so I mean it's uh the four yeah should be four yeah five UPS they all die here's some uh here's some dice back all right so goodbye Scions I knew you will okay they shot they shot they shot they shot uh I think everything's shot right I shot with did I shoot my importance so I will go into the same squad over there so Wardens so they have salt so two four I believe uh it should be 24 inches all right so I dropped uh custodians got so much better at shooting like like small targets yeah uh so two survived one two three four five six seven die let's see if the female pains do not arrive nothing so seven seven die one two three four five six seven I know you're gonna bring a squad back you don't know that you don't know that a little bit you don't know nothing okay all right no it does okay so let's go ahead and go into my charge phase here okay um I'm going to declare declar four chart five charges one here uh trajan's gonna go into here these guys are going to go into here my largest uh custodians are going to go into this unit here and then these guys are going to go into here I'm actually not going to pop my strap on my things I'm going to try to wrap you so that if you try to fall back you can't you have to make a desperate Escape where you're thinking of popping uh the plus one for vehicles oh you're oh okay sure I'm not gonna do it on that one because if you survive then you can't shoot me yeah you should fall back fine by me all right let's go ahead and go with uh uh we'll save the exciting ones for later we'll go with this one here uh I just want to roll this for movement range essentially okay thank you you're very welcome that's damn it I wasted it you wasted the good one so the big movement one questions you know what I actually like this space you can actually fall back unless you pull you have to pull these two so then you can fall back thoughts what's your thoughts I know I have no thoughts my hand is empty all right okay all right what's next um we'll do the series I need a four a big big four oh no there's my CP there's the CP there's the CP spent oh the pain okay well there's a CP spins all right so if I come here all right is that a zero on that one I saw those double pogs that was funny as hell oh [ __ ] that made me that that felt that felt fantastic here so yeah I'll be an [ __ ] it's fine I need to survive I Will Survive I won't survive I think I'm gonna survive hey harry hey I need a six inch charge for that let's see it come on where's the big one huh where's the all right damn [ __ ] I'm not gonna lie I was like I saw the one first I saw the sixth first and this was like uh and then uh trajan to the plane plane oh yeah I'm pretty sure yeah five is fine all right actually hmm come on this side a little bit and then I need a seven inch charge all right who who ghost ghosts ghosts ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost damn it oh let's go damn it ah seven the golden light shines upon I will deliver you into the lights look how I have fights first so eat my ass that's fine watch as I like kill two custodians he's out of nowhere that's okay with me because I will hold the objective will you yeah because I have three OC will you no will you truly okay so they have fights first yes okay um that's all my charges I believe anything else then I will fight you go ahead all right so we'll start off with God's chain sword even gone let's go five attacks hitting on twos all right wounds on sixes hey one POG it's AP1 though AP1 and your guy's not a one wound where is where's you killed the guy this should be only four in there is there yeah oh [ __ ] all right oh oh one damage all right now I was down to two uh let's be done with three oh I guess yeah three you're right because they have the shield that's right um all right five more attacks with mccoll's straight silver knife he hits on twos yay wounds on sixes but I have this devastating wounds and let me show you how devastating it can be right right I don't want to make it more you say that's all right all right go ahead it's not devastating okay I learned nothing sorry it's okay this thing was okay all right now it's all just uh three and there's six guys oh I guess I would need to Pile in to get them in but you know I know what you're trying to do there needs to be I would assume you would try to go towards the objective right do you want me to just kind of oh that's actually a good point yeah let me let me yeah you got that because it actually kind of matters so um yeah let me mess with that because uh where is I need give this actually might matter so yeah let me actually do that uh so I'm going to squeeze around and base with uh with Larkin three and then oh I can actually get more uh oh God you're you've put your armpit in Bragg's gun okay so I can get all but one on the objective I'm gonna give you some wedgies dude yeah God's ghostly I'm gonna I'm gonna [ __ ] crease your Jade did you get the custodians get in the swirly dude all right fours out threes no swirly's allowed watch it when you say that and you're just like okay I killed three man one wounds AP zero oh yeah I know oh no all right you may continue with murder the rest of my Army okay so um what is the I don't think you would fight first with any interrupt anything I have no I only have one CP so okay don't matter um I feel like that's exciting to see if I can blow that bad boy up because I'm totally Gonna Pop Brand shackle I do 12 attacks ramshackle the Ram uh moment shackle that's the orc thing sorry I've been looking at Orcs lately my bad all right um so I will go ahead and start with uh these uh words right here oh so I still want to go with uh sustain it I think that's gonna be the best thing okay uh because I want to get more hits over there in the side yeah yeah it is for a particular area I get you if you had scary melee I would definitely go with mega one hit yeah so I certainly don't actually I want to start oh you have it doesn't matter just do it I'm on the defense murder me oh I'm gonna murder he's gonna murder five five I'm actually gonna probably destroy your five uh five so that's three that's four what he was hacking I'm just gonna attack you okay first yes uh your Imperial Walkers my my yeah my atsds 53 four five five okay hooray cheers [Applause] that's a couple sixes yeah okay that one's there that's there that's there that's there I dropped two damn so five swooned that's fine that's fine yeah I would say it is pretty fun oh dear oh dears oh no don't you know oh don't you know oh God all right uh fives some attacks all right all right that's pretty good you know there's actually quite a few of them in there yeah I feel like that's probably about average-ish with all that okay so ap2 therefore I am taking four UPS um wow I killed one okay holy [ __ ] does he blow up deaths all right okay I'm gonna do uh play champ blade Champion are you gonna do the devastating all right let's go okay damn that was a really good role all right let's see it big twos big twos with explosions oh [ __ ] thank God okay fives fives yeah but you know we don't care about the fires we care about the sixes we care about the sixes up in here all right all right give me a five up and watch as I as I stunt on this man stunted he turns to look at you eyes of flame well I couldn't say this right anyways all right so we'll go over here against Ghost oh no uh they're they're I mean they're swords so they're not as scary so far well it's just volume so six so so I'm moving on two right or do you uh I am I am T3 teaser okay yeah so five and I have one two three four five that'd be twenty two wait four guys five attacks each yes okay and then one more fives wait even the vexilla guy he had yeah you're right you're right he has the Misericordia so I'll do that different there's a little guy all right so he's still has five attacks with that that's him okay [ __ ] all right hit me stand handsome too so gain one okay so this one's cocked though all right so that wounds and then on twos I dropped one all right all right all right okay okay no one's big one one two ones okay all right this is gonna hurt really bad all right yeah all right I need to take five UPS until gaunt [ __ ] dies hero of the Imperium ibram gone five up here there's only one damage by the way these are only one they're all second blades are only one damage holy [ __ ] okay um if he ap2 okay so so five up involves until gaunt dies yes I could take three at a time because he's got three wounds dead God no all right there ap2 write a book about this oh so the rest of them just go right through dead dead oh they're all dead 11 [ __ ] novels about these guys and they're all dead so do I have to consolidate towards the closest enemy or objective you if you can't get with an engagement range of me then you're not moving anywhere okay so you are staying right there feet on the ground because they they removed that right you can't once you kill a unit you can't move anymore uh you can if you can get into engage with another units or on an objective and you already are but if I want to move the other side I don't even have to roll this sorry all right so on to the big bad boys over here so he he is going to attack yes eight times okay four six eight drink eight your T what on what your Valkyrie Valkyrie I believe I am T eleven so I I'm wounding you on fives essentially uh most likely okay I'm gonna go with tt10 T10 okay so five still okay so eight swimming on twos with sustained hit so I get plus two more attacks the most nice thing about these cards I can slowly get rid of them as my Army dies [Laughter] this is easier now all right so on fives wait who is this uh bad boy oh Dreadnought so how many uh four two all right I have a two up save that's three damage each too so oh my god oh okay continue you can take that out Vivian and if you want to move it around here all right that was the problem earlier though so I was running out of battery so we may need an extension cable from now on oh is it dead no not yet okay there's a yellow extension table right there if you want to like down to the right farther there you go more more to the right or to the right down more there yeah nope nope the yellow one the extension yeah let's go she missed everything right there and I loved it it's a Hugo girl it's perfect okay Gaslight girl boss gate guess like gatekeep robots that's a lot I got a mouthful never mind new merch all right trajan valoris are you gonna juice them are you gonna give him that bathtub Trend I'm gonna give him that [ __ ] yeah yeah it's like okay get him get an ass injection get it up get it going get that Trend tan turn red oh you're T what 11 11 a 10. oh that's fours oh [ __ ] with sustained hits oh yeah 12 attacks oh no okay there's a little bit of fear here three six nine twelve so we are playing there it's just plain wrong answers which literally means uh like 100 yeah 100 literally 100 right there holy [ __ ] it is yep and on Force interesting note for you chat if you have exploding sixes that's basically equivalent to plus one a hit with a bit more random chance so him hitting on two is with exploring sixes means he doesn't get someone one space even better than plus one hit because I only hit on two so you can't go past it yep all right Forest horse and devastating wounds oh [ __ ] oh my God that would be cool though right am I right guys is he right oh that's not as good man you suck that's what you get for oh my God holy [ __ ] lied to me so hard I dropped that's below average that is very below average this is what you get relying in my ltp AP 2 actually really yeah oh [ __ ] four ups I don't even give a [ __ ] Garrett how much how much damage your damage so he's down to 11. I don't even give a flying [ __ ] that was okay dude everything hits this is it just like okay this is why melee is rough again in this Edition is because of the vehicles because they're too tough and we don't have [ __ ] that equivalents it yeah there we go okay so uh I think that's everything for me uh oh over here over here all right can you tell me how many axes I have uh axes you have one two two x's three Spears okay once and then a shield Captain right the shoe Kevin has an ax okay so so it's One X then yes so it should be four guys and one chill Captain so five correct okay so ax so so [ __ ] I'm brain so oh my God there's so many attacks oh that's a shield Captain so five Five Guys five each yeah five each oh five no the ax is four [ __ ] that's why that sucks okay so One X is four One X is four cool and then you there's roll the X there's only one X just roll the One X and then we'll go from there okay or it's hitting on threes oh with a sustain though sustain so 100 and then wounding on twos and I guess you reroll your wounds because I have a character in it right yes oh I mean uh sixes to a save for just die who one two three and then The Shield cab uh we'll just do the shield captain now since it's right here so all right man's got an ax six tax all right six tax on threes oh my God hey oh it's explodes though and then one more oh God damn it all right so six is to save [Music] um it's nothing oh there was this small hope that these boys might survive and and be able to do something with the objective afterwards but that hope is is dwindling quickly essentially though my pilot is I would try to get into the objective since I didn't no I have weird [ __ ] I could do oh okay uh but it's it's I don't know they're gonna make it uh then they're gonna make it homie one two three there's three guys left three guys lots of 15 attacks yep yeah four or five oh no no no no no no no oh no one two three four five five and then one more time oh my God you imagine if I didn't roll like a million [ __ ] ones whenever I did that the estonians they're killing me they're killing me all right they're they're chopping everything to bits alrighty I'm pretty sure these are all gonna oh god oh Jesus um okay it's ap2 isn't it yes 5 10 15 16 17. you want 15 Dice and you got 17 wounds all right so that is 12 so there's five more saves that need to be taken on Creed God all right five saves she Ursula Creek come on Creed you goddamn Queen five uh five up invoice save let's go you God damn queen queen [ __ ] oh my God she dies that's actually such a good role God damn it it's two damage each yeah goodbye goodbye Ursula oh okay well all right I'm gonna [ __ ] murder you with my with my Valkyrie and my sandals let's go I will not allow this transgression to continue okay okay I will not allow it all right my Sentinels six attacks on fours fours one at AP one take a three up and kill your guy what's up oh take a three up and kill your guy damn it Valkyrie has three attacks on on tradition oh um two of them hits one wound saturation take a two up take a two up I will roll your last pathetic dice damn it exactly it too all right all right that's that alrighty um that hurt very bad yeah that is as massively altered the course of the game um we will continue and see how this this goes so I score the secure no man's land at the end of my turn yes uh because uh you need to turn I score uh at the end of the turn of control two or more object numbers and no man's land you score five five points so I scored five here and then this is at the end of your turn if uh if you troll one or more objective markers in your own deployment Zone uh yeah so uh you would I would these guys would still be on it and then these guys would be on it yeah my turn yeah so I think you could probably come in with your 20 here uh new isn't it pure as the case I think I may have screwed up uh because reinforcements here says one regiment unit from your army that was just destroyed you can use the strategory unit even though it was destroyed so it is uh any phase has to be when they are just killed could you and I don't have the CP to do it oh technically you could charge these guys get them [ __ ] and then come back that's actually a pretty good idea no it's not a good idea why not go kill your guys bricky kill them and then spend your very rare resource to kill to bring them back but you get another one [Music] okay all right all right so that's my turn yes cool so uh see Peter both of us so I am at one I am at two uh for points I gain five for primary because I hold over here yay uh and then after that uh I will uh oh yeah I gotta I gotta draw a card investigate oh so you have to use a unit now and your shooting face like one or more units there not uh or they're not battle shocked and are eligible to shoot until the end of your turn oh you're gonna take battle shot I do anything about shock news you selected are not eligible to shoot declare charge and they turn Each corner of the battlefield that says it's scanned if one or more by your army each evening you store two VP for each Corner that is very bad this is very bad uh because I have nothing left um in that case uh I [ __ ] uh I don't want to spend that CP though I you know what I'm gonna start losing on primary I'm gonna spend the CP to swap it I'm gonna spend the CP to swap it out right now defense stronghold [ __ ] Garrett hey we're matching this is looking good this is looking good Garrett um so storm hostile objective and defense stronghold of the two uh okay let's try our best here I believe in you no that's great that makes one of us um I can also shoot into your squad uh because you can shoot into the thing with vehicles now I thought it was if I was in in combat but you could shoot if your engagement out of it oh you could do this actually I I thought it would okay that's that's why I try to wrap you and not kill you on that one because I was like oh you probably can't that is well it's I still think I might as well and I'm guard that's fair um okay I really want to take this from you but I'm gonna have to move up so we're gonna move up I'm actually gonna move a face already so yes let's begin I'm going to fire my Sentinels out of combat into those boys over there okay last count as Canon five fives oh let's go I think it's my auto wound right would you roll um I rolled a one plus five uh Army remain stationary until the end of the turn range weapon yeah little hits oh you want to keep your vocal door then back yeah okay no I needed to move them out to get a good shot off because I was cockier um so all right you roll a one I know I rolled six I always said plus five for one plus five are you [ __ ] with me yeah okay this is damage [ __ ] no no I actually roll the six oh no said you wait I rolled one plus five [ __ ] roll six run it I believe you all right for the rocket pods which one is the Garrett it's not working Jared all right here come the last guns it doesn't work Dead all good stuff Nork Woods on Fox [Music] and stuff act it's not working oh God nothing's working that negative one actually hurts you so much nothing's working uh my heavy bolts are oh no the heavy stubborn first on the tank on five I think take a two up die big gun Cannon oh I'm having to get some breakdown Gareth I missed all of them no I missed the last kid I can't do this anymore Garrett it hurts I'm actually gonna fire it a genuinely huge amount of heavy summer shots this time see if I give a [ __ ] [Music] okay there we go ap2 um [Music] I'll give you him no no oh yeah cover uh I didn't do a single wound that's actually insane as [ __ ] I did no damage to anyone maybe you should have got back I fired so much I'm charging you with norc let's go this game is is this game is [ __ ] over I'm charging with norc and I want York to do cool things norkson [Music] I don't give a [ __ ] about the rest where's the where's the action cam the only thing that will make me happy is if norc dead dog [ __ ] bodies you all right I fight first all right get out of here you idiots because you you can stay back up get out of here you idiots I love how you're in in range of my blade Champion Newark dead OG all right in the uh my my first ability comes with um thunderous headbutts thunderous headbutts he's on this model said that a fight you could uh within anime within range role of D6 on a two through five you take D3 mortal wounds two mortal wounds no no no no no no no give him a slowly dude six attacks with his huge knife hits on two so it's actually crazy that's pretty sad yeah all right all right it's pretty good he moves on fours because he's he's actually higher strength and all that stuff but he has devastating wounds let's go ons take your save you idiot do it uh so he wounds on what four all the other ones failed it's just the four mortal wounds he kills the custodian let's go let's go anyone's one ow well actually before that do you want to kill anything in particular do you have a vendetta you want to roll against I'm gonna go play Champion into him he was a blade Champion all right an orc all right all right I want to see this all right blue Champion into Newark all right all right so all right guys do I want to do death sting wins or Precision for that what's this six six you want Dev ones yeah we go with Devils uh Marshall I've still uh Stan hits one yeah yeah you know six let's see it hang on two's got one is that all hits and then um I guess I'm just gonna give you some Mortals dude yeah just do it all right so okay actually that drops that's actually that's that's pretty good so uh you take three mortal wounds it's ap3 right and then ap3 yeah so if all goes through so it's nine damage but I have a five up field of pain and I have six wounds you would never needs you I I you died you died I die exactly CP reroll oh that was fun you had a good shooting phase I had a good combat phase I feel like we both had got to play our game and have fun this this was really like the classic custodian thing which is like all right we're chilling we're setting up we're prepping we're cool just like and then like in one turn chop yeah you just decapitate well it's like the the play style is like prepare and then like win the game in one go like one solid shop um and uh holy [ __ ] did you did you chop rapid Ingress is a very good it's a game-winning stretch it's a very good shot so and I killed a lot I honestly so I thought I [ __ ] up when I read I'm not even gonna lie I thought I [ __ ] up because I don't know if you plan for it to hold the back line with your two tanks to shoot them 100 did okay that's why I was like stationary I was thinking of like my thought processarily rapid Ingress was all right I gotta take out this squad I gotta take out the squad I know I can kind of clear ways and then come in and take the objective it's six custodian it's Terminators so I think I could survive a tank if they shoot me but I also want to give you decision paralysis I got six words here you got six custodians here you get sagittarium looking down and destroying so that's what I wanted to do with your two tanks I must say studies seem like they finally play like they're supposed to in the lore they feel really oh there's some of that Bedford to first turn uh where I I crumpled that I mean so I I think I have PTSD from that last game I played in this Edition but it was like yeah it was a hard counter though three damage negative three put me six is whatever but I was like oh [ __ ] he goes turn one I I'm like I have to kind of play aggressive here otherwise I'm just on a back heel on this game and it all it takes is a good roll and bad saves and my rolling at the beginning was really bad and I was like your tank could just wipe half my wardens and I'm just like that's total custodians though like yeah it's always been the uh please no ones please blow the ones and please no one two three like please four please four police force um yeah God damn these guys were I don't I'm impressed with how little I did now I granted my guard list was was not like I mean yeah artillery I was thinking about how I would play against that with artillery well I I looked into more stuff too and I'm like okay there are some weapons I would probably use like the the plasma cannon on the tanks or better uh rogalodorn's pretty all right but it's like kind of meant to be a giant brick that won't die but you don't even didn't even try to kill it no I just kind of let you do yeah the valkyrie is not very good um Scions are a little mid I I should have I know I should think in a scout Sentinel Scout sun has a thing where you pick a unit with an 18 and then your whole Army gets re-rolled ones against it which is really good I think yeah if you have more vehicles I think if you drop the valkyrie maybe grabbed another relieman arrest at least have three tanks three platforms also dude one CP revive a custodian is so at zero cp2 oh good I was like if you're only gonna kill one I was like oh yeah that'd be rough oh um anyway game was great still very fun uh I I cannot it's actually kind of shocking that I can genuinely say I fired all of this and did no damage that was actually super important that was impressive I was shocked but yeah I mean I still enjoyed myself I'd still say this is a video worthy video I know 100 yeah I I think that this game has both ups and downs I'm sweaty I know I'm getting there too yeah but we both had her up and downs and so we had our both our head our Heights of the game I was like what we want an army to do and we both had our very low for me uh we may or may not have streams for you next week uh both myself and dimecki will be out of town we'll do our best uh we have a few people around here who might want to play but it's a little bit time sensitive so we'll see that's about it this will be on Youtube it'll be great thanks so much for watching join our Discord 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Channel: DiceCheck

Views: 144,560

Keywords: warhammer, warhammer 40k, warhammer 40000, 9th edition, warhammer 9th edition, 10th Edition, Warhammer 10th Edition, Battle Report, Live, Space Marines, 2000pts, Imperial Guard, Astra Militarum, Imperium, Custodes, Bricky

Id: g4XOBKCn9E0

Length: 94min 15sec (5655 seconds)

Published: Wed Jul 12 2023