I Escaped from Lavender Island

thanks for the 10 gifted members morani and welcome aboard Elias and manaus didn't Vinnie play this last night this does look like a game Vinnie would play so he probably did oh I'm bored babini [Music] and appreciate that RPG but now I'm just going through new releases [Music] I just get a sneaking suspicion that this game is not going to be conducive to anyone with epilepsy so I'll give you a seizure warning just right off the bat because this feels like the kind of game that would do it [Music] board Mohammed and Nathan and thanks Pete welcome aboard Eli [Music] and welcome aboard Alyssa foreign [Music] that was such a visceral dream I was walking around a city that I had or that I thought only existed in my imagination [Music] was the city a paradigm a place that only existed because I was looking for it [Music] it's like the room of requirement for Harry Potter I guess or had I been there before and forgotten this game needs voice acting I think every game needs voice acting though to be fair work on board night thanks Chris I turned it up a little bit [Music] seemed a bit low [Music] foreign [Music] coins to open the door I'm assuming that's like an nft [Music] or Jacob in ishma [Music] oh sorry oh Dean oh goodness gracious you degenerate pervert how dare you foreign [Music] testing out this new lab coin I'm working on trapping on Teemo like a billionaire a big guy here take one for the door it's time you left this place leave here and explore the city you've just dreamed of [Music] thank you What A peculiar little Adventure this is [Music] bored Stacy what the hell is this brother I don't know I just started this is a Lavender Town can't you tell foreign [Music] am I climbing to the top of wow I'm putting all my opinions on my lavender Corporate social media account welcome board Tundra that way people will know I'm a good person oh we're getting very meta with this now I wonder if I can develop some Speed Run strats [Music] all right how do I open this is it you you open it for me we're all stuck here help us please worthless help yourself what is this and is it speed runnable everything is speed runnable [Music] boards Scott I'm stuck in two realities at once if you open that gate down there would be a huge help I can do that later will I moist meter this no I can't I I can't say I will welcome aboard Gila [Music] [Music] every time you clear something on the map your progress Auto saves you are infatuated with that person over there talk to them they are represented by a green heart on your map oh wow Freddy Fazbear is maybe if they jump on the trees you can get to the other side of the gate if you do that maybe I'll see you around later and we can talk more everything has like an invisible wall on it maybe this game isn't speed runnable welcome aboard Jordan and Robert and I'm not sure Levi shouldn't say something uh joined somewhere for that it's appreciate the five though um look at all the NPCs I can interact with wow it's just like Starfield only I bet these apcs Express more facial emotions look at The Honkers foreign [Music] oh I forgot to collect all these damn now I'll never know what it said do you speak to me don't oh man hubba hubba wow we didn't expect that in Lavender Town jump into my suck tunnel and I'll take it off for you suck tunnel oh wow he's gorgeous the true face of Zed axis you want to take my old ship in exchange for the mask go grab it it's all yours let's go I'm gonna take a quick temperature of the chat to prove a point do any of you care about steam achievements and be honest okay this is looking like overwhelmingly no so that's the point I tried to make to Jackson Jackson loves Xbox achievements but I told him I wasn't getting Starfield on Xbox and he really wanted to achievement hunt with me to make it a competition I said no I'm not getting an Xbox and he said that's fine we can start doing steam achievements together and I [ __ ] giggled in his face I thought it was the dumbest thing I ever heard I've never once met someone that ever cared about steam achievements and I was just curious if it was just me locked in a bubble or if that was just the norm that no one cares about steam achievements because you can absolutely gamify the [ __ ] out of it you could just play all the bad games I play that give you 100 achievement completion every single time I'm doing all right Jay hope you're doing well yeah that's actually a cool mechanic damn it oh you got me [ __ ] up come on Zeke Pokemon board Liam one more board solo foreign royalty oh bad game night just turned into good game night this isn't bad at least not yet yeah this is this this is intriguing little game and everyone's got massive tits the plastic surgeon in this town must be making a killing [Music] please the psych evaluation mango stand up I'm going to ask you a few questions and then tell you who you are if you're not too weird maybe we can hang out again later I hope it identifies me Charles the player and not Zeke if only I could become a monk play the mandolin or fly fly my health is I don't know what any of this means I'll do like a plated jello I can always this is all just like some XD random I'll do become a heroine heroin addict anyone is capable of doing that if they want actually it doesn't take Talent you can just become a heroin addict today not that I'd recommend it cars make me sad the sound and likeness of Jacob's trumpet is delightfully mysterious well thanks for the Tony Dustin and I don't know what the lore of this game is I think my family is horny wow uh here we'll do this one not gonna understand life decisions I always like to watch porn go for walks or clean up after myself go for walks we're almost done very last one you are a passive aggressive [ __ ] no it doesn't make any sense you've got this one all wrong Freddy Fazbear that ain't me it might be Zeke but it's not me oh no I don't want to just retake it too far too far take this psychiatrist mask from my head it currently dispenses Viagra but you can add more pills later tested on the deer around me or some people in the city I'll give the deer some Viagra I guess press e on your keyboard right click to disperse Pharmaceuticals because you collect more pills use the mouse wheel or d-pad to flip through the inventory easy enough hold still oh wow oh thank good members goddamn appreciate the 10. oh look at that say what is it why does a color palette look similar to Rocket Power games um yeah I saw Holland really appreciate that Jake what even is this game uh a psychedelic experiment I sent that man straight to heaven foreign busy we don't have time for Starfield when we got Lavender Town to escape from you in charge of the pharmacy just got some drugs from the pharmacy on the roof up there I just saw you downstairs [Music] hey zeed what are you doing at my work pills are only for people with insurance you don't look like you have any insurance please leave [Music] I can't turn into a plane here maybe I jump on this guy and Viagra him that would have been a big brain idea you collect solely steam achievements it's kind of wild God damn it can I only make it grow once let's go all big Adderall this is like unironically an interesting mechanic oh I was looking for shitty games but accidentally found a good one foreign [Music] maybe deer's nose needs something oh I didn't read that pardon me [ __ ] goddamn [Music] the game teaches you to use drugs to solve all your problems yeah this might all be propaganda from Big Pharma for millions of years there was no one in the city voice acting too now by the water empty just an inert piece of terrain where plants and animals grew up and died a million times earthquakes glaciers and floods passed through with no Fanfare then one day sparla and her husband John qua saw the land from the top of a nearby mountain and things like a snake oops and welcome aboard they came down from their vantage point and told a few others who were campus how sweet thanks Shelby appreciate it again between a river and the sea the group crossed the water with their satchels and built makeshift huts on the beach as Generations passed the Huts became houses and the houses became buildings and the buildings became real estate investment portfolios the ancestors of these original settlers wanted to go to a new brunch spot but there was a line around the block so they went to the grocery store instead and got stuff to make pancakes at home there might be speedrun potential here I don't know yet it seems like they got real generous with all of the invisible walls though you say this was worth the money so far uh I don't know depends on how long it is it is interesting though and there were some side quests back there I did not do so those might have been like really good [Music] I appreciate wacky little experiments like this I feel like I'm a victim of MK Ultra right now all my friends are here which one's the local Vape expert is it you welcome to statutory Vape great name we've been invaded by dope eating insects if you can help me get rid of them I'll give you some mystical dab resin that you could use to chill people out I got no advice for you goggin but wishing you the best with it shoot pills to distract the insects and then stomp on them yeah like Viagra looks like it maybe they like Adderall more foreign this has to be the last two right nice oh that's so big we go for world record in this game I might be one of the only people that actually finish it so yeah I'll have world record by default now I can keep running my vape shop take this mystical resin for your psychiatrist mask be careful with this [ __ ] though you got mystical Vape juice cool thanks vortex did Vinnie finish the game I appreciate it here thanks for that another sweet thank you big JB hope you're doing well [Music] I have to mellow out the fire here I bet you're gonna upgrade that ship for the slums race me through the junkyard and I'll help you out I don't care if you win or lose follow the checkpoints but watch out for the fire and other obstacles [Music] [Music] [Music] man I'm a natural [Music] oh [ __ ] no God damn it I fell apart I fell apart [Music] I'm getting there I'm rallying all right I've got the speed Tech nice a huge movement go grab your new ship it should be double your flying power not that you need it I can't believe you beat me on your first try that's not a bad game I know man I feel like such a fraud right now it's bad game night but I'm accidentally playing a good one and we had no idea sorry welcome board seat where's the ship oh here it is or maybe not where is it the green markers right there but I don't see it if it's not this this looks like a ship that oh [Music] I had to jump on top of it [Music] keep going up see what you can find no way I make that was the point of the XP open board Matt awesome and Zeet we're still doing the map there'll just been a lot going on I'm gonna appreciate that Hayden sorry to hear that sometimes that kind of [ __ ] happens thanks for five minutes then yeah I'm looking forward to this weekend as well we're super excited for the live event there since you brought it up Shameless plug trying to fill up the last remaining seats so if any of you guys are free Friday through Sunday we got a big live event we're doing there I'll pin it in the chat as well I have a formula to temporarily break apart atoms just I have to do my laundry and if I don't stand by the machine people take out my clothes if you go do it for me I'll give you my scientist Secret learn about it so it's in person yep it's a live event we're doing meet and greet filming a music video at the audience celebrating or watching and hopefully celebrating our World Championship win and we've got a couple of other fun things planned as well that we haven't revealed yet so it'll be basically just a big three-day party oh wow The Vape oil just de-atomized him nice where Tampa Straz Center I put the link at the top of chat [Music] whoa [Music] I thought they could pull a fast one on me [Music] [Music] [Music] God damn whoops how many more are there my thumb's getting tired from my middle fingers getting tired from clicking right Mouse so much [Music] holy Lord can you just hurry up on this wash cycle or go do your laundry somewhere else Christ that was the carpal tunnel section of Lavender Town make it damn it [Music] oh these are the big 25 James Eiffel 65 is a name I haven't heard in many many moons but many people don't know this they actually had more than one song and in fact I'd argue that my console is better than blue that song goes so hard give me my clothes then take my head used to make almost anything disappear and reappear before your eyes it might be William this this might be the new Star field press e on your keyboard or X on the controller to make things around you temporarily disappear wow clown Town renovation can go and look at this nice new gentleman in here I want your bones when do the things reappear when does that happen moisty missed a hundred oh holy [ __ ] you're right God damn thank you Chris I'm sorry I didn't see that must have been knee-deep in laundry here thank you for that I appreciate it Norman maybe the big drop Chris hope you had a good day welcome board Caleb that's pretty cool I can even use this while flying [Music] thank you [Music] [Music] no I can't do that writer it's only 18 above sorry about that oh my God my God what the [ __ ] Chris holy [ __ ] [Music] Lord slinging fat meat thank you for that man [Music] it's been a crazy year for Pinocchio he's had three movies he's got a new game coming out with Liza p and now even makes an appearance in Lavender Town Pinocchio stocks are through the roof we ever come to Orlando uh I don't usually go to Orlando but there's a reason and Strom desperately wanted to become a comedian he went to famous we hold more events in the future depends on how this one goes we'll see but I'm looking forward to it knock down the vestiges of a previous civilization what does that mean I don't know what that means it makes maze I'm doing all right you're doing well and eventually Sean became quite successful Jesus Christ made a TV show about his struggles in the comedy World God damn man thank you for that we used his royalties from the show to get a ticket back to his home planet where he thought he would be well received and could share his love of jokes where are the vestiges of the previous civilization technology never made enough money is it trees okay this Vestige does not want to go down there we go welcome aboard milk complete two more clown Town challenges [Music] what's the challenge here wow hi Zita brought you down here because I wanted to show you my life's work I sculpted it from my leg and that that looks extraordinary I'm honored to have seen it [Music] yeah I have not seen that that Bleach movie yeah you've done plenty Chris the watching is more than enough man you don't have to do any of that we're started this country and move to a large city across the border need a little bit of savings and opened an ice cream shop in a hip neighborhood he was abducted by a UFO one night and had a lot now it's time for some murder which prompted him that's big fellow abductees where he met his wife Hilda a graduate oh wait studying I thought it was me I see a few years later I just pushed them down and killed his family I thought it was my ability that pushed her from the city the aliens found them there and took them on a deep space Voyage eventually landing on an alien planet where the couple would there's a whole team for it let us we hired a very reputable one in Earth language course and studied Alien Sports Hilda fell in love with an alien politician at an art opening when her and Phil drifted apart how many more divorcing while exploring bachelorhood Bill impregnated an alien at a sex club and had a half alien son that he named strong two more last one how long is this game did Vinnie finish it or not [Music] because one psychopath said this was eight hours but there's no way yeah kenpachi's a cool character more they did and usually only about a week maze thanks for the big 20. there's no way it's eight hours I just don't believe that oh I think I was supposed to talk to him not vaporize him how do I talk to the Clown is this not right the kind word Sean oh I just needed his mask dance with citizens of the renovation Zone using e okay oh man sitting the fortnite default dance this game really has everything [Music] [Music] can I not do this one this is definitely a main mission it must not have the proper psychedelics for it yet I have to do the dance one first where is it oh my God good to see you panda hope you had a good weekend thank you for the generosity [Music] where is the dance competition it's marked on my map right here but I don't see it [Music] to the city with just a little bit of clothes and a robot he was building he was programming the robot to have emotions and the first one he gave it was depression when he turned it on the robot just soaked around his little one bedroom apartment sighing how many do I have to do [Music] things been around for hours took the robot to a nightclub with him one evening to see if it was possible to break its programming by tearing it up with electronic music he wanted people to know that's what was said I don't think that's right he made it a green should that said depressed in a bold black font the robot sat at a table all night what in the [ __ ] do I do here everyone loved the robot shirt and kept asking Oscar where he bought it the robot became a huge hit and selfies with it ended up all over social media taking advantage of the moment Oscar created a shop online where he sold shirts no I don't have to wait for the narrator so far I've just been able to do the missions as I get to them but not this one I also can't change my mask anymore for some reason it must be in here I must have to go in here first this has to be where the dance competition is then I start popping locking on the dance floor with my ass in a circle what's up big guy they can't do their concert in the sink because it's flooded move that pipe so the water redirects into my head oh they're playing I can teach you a new dance if you show me what you know already thank you there what the [ __ ] [Music] this isn't the the easiest to control here [Music] why did it bounce why did it bounce now just stop it's still going move just a little bit more it's still inching its way over there it stopped try to I just really don't want to launch it just take some easy steps Zeke baby steps there we go God damn it's my favorite band do you guys know best of you [Music] this sounds straight out of Majora's Mask it actually sounds good [Music] well thank you for the 10 gifted members Tyler [Music] thank you this is cool this is very cool whack the moles popping up behind the mountains while listening to beautiful music and thanks Sephora [Music] this really speaks to our society drugs cannibalism and fire fire [Music] come on famous maybe this could be my new Kovacs aim trainer just hop in Lavender Town here for whack-a-mole dance in the puke nice oh he's busting it we're crumping I don't really have any flashlights anymore they all melted in the Florida Heat so I don't have like any welcome aboard lunar [Music] so now this will probably work right so I come over here and I hit him with this new style nope this is the same song or same move oh wait there's different levels to it I'm one star right now welcome board stoner and yeah we're just starting okay this isn't working this is work yeah the game does go hard I just wish I could figure out what I'm supposed to do here all right [Music] I it just says find some places to dance that there's like a main mission mark on my map right here can't delete the building I can't change my masks that's what I was thinking like by erasing the building but it won't let me change my masks maybe I have to go from the very top turnbuckle here [Music] you need to enter but how Thanks James I didn't see any is this the entrance over here [Music] thank you no these are just Birds [Music] just silly little birds welcome board chaotic appreciate it Nar and yeah no worries there's got to be an entrance here but I haven't seen anything like I feel like the entrance is supposed to be like here there's a window [Music] like a window to enter or dance in front of the building behind you has a square colored dance Zone [Music] over here this is the only close-ish building [Music] [Music] foreign [Music] I don't see anything oh there it is [Music] all right I have to do the dance move true combo default dance orange Justice stanky leg finish off with a little Razzle Dazzle hoo-ha wait how do I flip through dances oh [ __ ] I see now get him with the dozy doe wait I don't have a third dance move what's my third move what the [ __ ] thank you [Music] I need one more but there's nothing marked on my map it has to be the one over here this has to be my third dance move but I don't see anywhere to go press tab oh does this brother that's so big wait but I still can't disappear anything [Music] oh no I can thanks [Music] that's nice that's real nice this game's got like it's a very interesting mechanics this ended up being a banger all right busted easy now get him with the Sienna May apology interpretive dance nice and then we finish strong take it home there's a full combo baby they weren't ready for that [Music] smeared accessed the universe ship [Music] laughs [Music] speedrun is possible speedrun is possible I think you could sequence break right there [Music] let's see what the business district is like business disintegration District this seems like the last District here we might be right at the end [Music] we need social media followers to sell our art take this mask behind me go suck up like 10 citizens then press e or the x button to shoot them into my computer you got it was this really a bad game no this game's actually good but we found it on bad game night welcome board handsome thanks for the membership come here nice nice oh I didn't mean to shoot him [ __ ] I wasn't counting how many do I have right now this has to be close to 10. that's definitely more than 10. at some point I'm sure I will assault yeah oh come on now what a bunch of baloney get 10 lab coins to visit them all play games at some of the pink icons on your map [Music] hang on thanks Kyo all right so I need 10 lab coins now have a new Corporation origin story aliens with two mouths and two butts landed on lavender corporate island or how do I get the lav coins though is it you do you give it to me if I shoot some Adderall oh I have coin what do I do with this I can't pick it up what man I just need lav coins none of that Modern Art [ __ ] oh suck it up with the thing that's a really good idea let me try stupid idea you should be ashamed that didn't work at all 37 things on January 14 2023 caffeine from my cappuccino had worn out and I didn't want to sit at my desk anymore I laid in bed with my laptop my stomach was hurting from the old rice cakes too what do you want me to do about it [ __ ] huh like what what I just need live coins here I'll dance on it thanks for the five gifted members Rigby okay maybe it's these this icon nope these are just yep that's not it where are the games this has to be a game okay I shoot citizens into the duck mask s fire how cannibalism yeah oh it doesn't need to be like directly when its mouth is open I just hit the duck with it there we go my first live coin actually the gifted member I think this is big there's a big moment for us is another Dev message God damn it that's another bulletin board what am I supposed to do here there's nothing it's marked on the map but there's nothing here what I appreciate that thank you Joe you didn't get the coin yeah I did said live coin acquired didn't it you give me a laugh coin thank you just mocks me for being poor you love coins it's about time so they bring in Aliens here shortly I definitely want to get to that I can only imagine what the aliens look like in this world but where are my [ __ ] lab coins when you put on the mask you see your lav coins I have four foreign I've gone to all the pink locations but I don't see any games aside from the one I did yeah oh look up back here on top of this building you think oh that's so big nice good call oof lay up missed okay that's not an easy shot to make there we go why is it still saying three I made it twice what the [ __ ] what what [Music] these are beautiful shots I'm draining buckets right now does it have to be from here no there's no way I can't make that shot fly your ship into it didn't do anything maybe they have to be Bank shots [Music] you can charge the shot nice I didn't even notice that okay you're right then that must mean it has to be in front of him Splash nope that didn't do anything thank you I definitely made one of those I'm confident in that I'm almost out of people up here which is tragic that's that was a beautiful swish again what on the floor marker on the floor ah [Music] yeah [Music] I really need to start checking for that [ __ ] trained it [Music] need one more citizen [Music] I'll grab two to be safe but I never miss from the three from way downtown bang oh beautiful [Music] unforgiving rim perfect yikes [Music] will they spawn up here in a minute okay let's just do safe there no way that didn't go in that's too low nope that's perfect three more lab coins thanks Tim these are the 50 again panned no this is definitely not a bad game we just found it while looking for bad games is all oops that's not what I meant to do so now the title is slanderous to this one because it's actually good I need one more this is just a poem again thanks Ethan these are all just [ __ ] poems this has to be a game in here somewhere no foreign sculpture activated and how does that help me do you give me lab coins no then you're worthless you're dead to me I just need one more [ __ ] mini game thank you what is this one [Music] just another one of these man I need one more minigame but they're all just nothing [Music] foreign is there any left like what am I supposed to do I can't go over to alien Island oh maybe wait maybe I can [Music] this is alien Island it is wow look at these things they got nipples and pseudo labia so we're not so different after all huh yeah wow again a ridiculous placement of public transportation if we would want to visit an alien Cemetery anyway your map even your map doesn't even really work here true this is escape from Lavender Town welcome to the alien burial ground these are our friends who lost their lives in a corporate battle with lavender Mario can only be seen by those with alien vision okay I came here too early [Music] I don't have the alien mask zero zero out of twenty just one more one more lavender coin oh wait this whale's got some on them [Music] huh oh I died or no it's scripted I just want a nice place for my ducks to grazeek but these damn citizens are living in this whale rent-free go nudge them into that monster at the end of the water once he's gone you can go through the door and I'll tell you a secret it better be a lab coin related secret I swear to God Warden appreciate the 10 gifts our gift members anchor arms we do some scouting Joe [Music] I have to push every single one of them in there because that's going to take a while thank you [Music] oh hello my girlfriend is sleeping so I'm trying to take a [ __ ] before she wakes up you can't know that I poop [Music] brother I'll be honest I think I already killed your girlfriend but I'm not sure okay [Music] you're the last one [Music] lavender corporate secret God damn it I need lav coins nfts what don't you understand I don't care about the lavender secrets give me lab coins I just need one more set I feel like I'm so close to the end of the game what haven't I done what's that [Music] the way I make that [Music] oh you again Christ I already know you don't have lab coins you Junkie I got so alienated from my labor that I ended up on top of this building I think there's an actual neighborhood aliens I can see over there too [ __ ] worthless damn you [Music] tell me you got some lab coins for me if I did a nasty dance move for you that's what I meant to do this is just for a haiku I can't see it so the Haiku though I guess where do I get the last [ __ ] lab coins oh here we go oh that was only one lab coin why why damn it oh another basketball game okay we're good shot huge slam jam thank you ma'am oh oh my God this is a deceptively difficult angle foreign [Music] all right let's go take take her home welcome aboard burn spaghetti mob records and ghost appreciate the members Where do I huh is it this oh wow how'd you get all these lab coins I guess you want to go down to the mall now the warden is the only person down there from what I can see though I don't even know why they call it a mall seems like some weird investment scam lavender Corporation is cooking up malls are kind of dying already so this probably is some kind of money laundering scheme quick text message here I come that has all my favorite stores we've been trying to figure out what's going on down here We snuck in but now we're stuck can you go into this cabinet and see what's in there Warren's always going in and out of there [Music] Warden welcome board Bizarro no drugs no dance which leads me to believe I'm supposed to do drugs and dance yes on me I guess you're figuring out what's going on I'm inside your imagination using it to feed these alien embryos once they hatch I'm going to use their energy to back my lavcoin as far as crypto scams go that's like one of the more tame ones as you reveal more and more of your imaginary City the value of my currency grows and everyone wants a piece of it well I'm about to violate your rules drugs okay dance [Music] full Convoy full combo it automobile board Kaz that's a full dance combo baby what do you think about that Warden um did I not do the drugs properly or like what's up with that [Music] oh we'll just gotta give the alien some THC foreign let's go be free my friends yeah [Music] yeah oh there's more I'm sorry I didn't see your other embryos over here [Music] no they've hatched too early [Music] beat them alive what have you done hey good news I I did it damn what happened in there you don't look so good so the more you explore and discover the more valuable lab coin is go see these aliens on the other end of the island maybe they have a way to stop the warden pick up a new ship right over there so you can get out of here man this game has a little bit of everything the only thing it doesn't have is a place for me to piss so give me two seconds I'll be right back all right let's ride the two butts extraterrestrial colony is open that's big news for the city stapler probably Izzy Jay I don't know if this stapler is in reference to [Music] demos those aliens are really [ __ ] Caked Up what in the world them cheeks got gills on them [Music] Welcome to our colony we are working with lavender Corporation to create the perfect corporate Island City [Music] don't do any drugs here or fly around go register with the warden at the end of the park [Music] whoa okay welcome aboard Ezra yeah John Wick three and four are good and I like Rainbow Six I haven't played it in a while though I do still like it wow but that's pretty cool character design love to see that excellent that's like something out of one of kojima's games Gordon fans [ __ ] in the stereo on two toilets held up by an elaborate plumbing system that's when you zoom out and into the shape of a double helix when you go further out it's a cell inside the organ of the zebra interesting that is peculiar Warden oh God damn really appreciate it so thank you for the generosity again it's good to see you sold and hope you've been doing well God damn thank you sultan foreign how do I know when the floor is going to give out on me like how can I tell what's real for what's a real floor and what's in that sandwich with ham and also anxiety good advice I guess how does this what is the point of me being up here maybe this is oh normally closed I see [Music] but I didn't need to be up there I could have just used a regular alien vision [Music] is that the Planter's peanut wow it is he must be the key welcome board Hendry [Music] how do you open oh this was 32 dollars what no it was uh nine bucks oh God son of a [ __ ] oh you have to restart from the beginning if that happens though that is tragic oh never mind I don't have to get the key again thank you foreign you have learned the alien mask you can see things around town that weren't there before thanks practice using your alien head see if there's anything hidden in your map [Music] [Music] come on I gotta go that way all right it's a bit of a long road back [Music] ugly game this game is not ugly at all this game's going hard I don't know what you're talking about this game's [ __ ] good I am shocked it's supposed to be bad game night but we accidentally found something good which doesn't happen often but it does happen from time to time what am I supposed to do up here I feel like I have to get to that somehow we made a whole video in live action one piece I think it's good I was very impressed do I need to be over there no no doesn't seem like there's anything there plus the green thing's over here can't fly [Music] not allowed to fly here oh wait what it said I couldn't fly [Music] I've lost there it is oh no I still can't fly there's something I gotta do from here or maybe maybe I was supposed to no there's no way I'm supposed to jump off there I think I was supposed to somehow like momentum jump well no there's no such thing as momentum in this game I don't think ah interesting [Music] see having a little faith that's me oh zeed I'm so sad or actually no that's that is that me I don't know it's hard to know [Music] wow this just got real deep this took quite a turn [Music] after a few hours they gave them to me in that urn and in the corner you wanted his ashes spread oh wow spread into the ocean but instead she spread them on me I guess will you do it for me I can't barely even leave this bed come find me after and let's take mushrooms into the park we'll keep found you leave me alone to drink right now that's that is not what you said two seconds ago welcome aboard Jake and sleep well pin oh you know what I can do here I can grow their ass like huge oh yeah that's looking nice oh that means I can also enlarge the the titty shooter nope no I can't immersion is ruined [Music] [Music] [Music] thanks luff and thank you bubble gum [Music] appreciate the Tony thank you bubblegum goth go talk to Bone leg about doing mushrooms welcome aboard Tristan [Music] new Playboy new Playboy cardi drop in next week nice thanks for getting rid of those ashes go up this Hidden Staircase and buy some mushrooms for us there's some money okay easy enough who's selling the mushrooms oh a new character if you eat these drugs a corporate Mech will appear and try to ruin your trip it runs on alien Tech defeat it and you can escape this island this feels like we're at the end of the game that's the whole point of it to escape [Music] are you sure you want to take the drugs with bone leg remember an evil Mech may appear and you'll have to fight it that's fine [Music] I'm not sure London that's a good question I don't know if you can or not but thank you the 20. foreign [Music] a bad trip oh no [Music] [ __ ] You Zed axis Dr Robotnik you bastard are you dirty rat s how do I fight him oh this is easy oh [ __ ] oh God wait how do I dodge that the deadlier I don't see a deadly ring [Music] oh now I see it oh this alien fetuses will they help me fight or what oh no it's bad for me oh God damn it that's on me that's on me running back each one of these has three I see how do I get out of his View whatever I'll just tank it I still got hit by that there we go speedrun ition optimal DPS strats [Music] you got endless butt ship oh so this is how we escape oh [Music] too many Christmas and I'm assuming I fly just straight up here oh no actually there's a marker over here [Music] thank you [Music] good to see you who are you fighting with over there the cork is coming off let me lift you out of here go see what's outside of the bottle oh [ __ ] it's all coming out [Music] this is so cool what an interesting game [Music] is that the exit over there [Music] have I left Lavender Town [Music] ah everything's back to normal outside the firmament there is no Cosmic machinery just a fetid oily swamp where we gather around and contemplate how it reflects what's in our heads welcome board Henry instead of what we see around us [Music] okay if you if you say so Warden I trust you here I come oh wait I went right back in the court oh my God I'm a [ __ ] idiot [Applause] I got too excited I got too excited [Music] yeah now it's all gonna repeat itself [ __ ] oh [ __ ] I got the bad ending oh I chose the blue pill [ __ ] [Music] damn it damn you Warden [Music] son of a [ __ ] [Music] oh I can wait what oh wait is that was that my only option oh yeah wait that that must have been my only option oh okay then I didn't miss anything that was good that was fun you're good there was nothing else to do okay yeah I just got like real excited and immediately just did Geronimo mode back in that was a [ __ ] Banger man sometimes bad game night delivers what you least expect a good game and it's always so pleasant when it does that was fun [Music] yeah it wasn't eight hours I'm glad it wasn't eight hours this was just long enough where it didn't overstay its welcome it kept everything interesting kept it all fresh and fun not too long not too short that was about the best you could ask for [Music] that's good okay well now now we have to find some actually [ __ ] games tonight because we immediately started with a good one which is a shocking development all right oh yeah now you can just explore with basically New Game Plus items all right [Music] let's see what else we got that didn't even take long to find either that was pretty quick escape from lavender Island what a banger okay

Channel: Moist Charlie Clips

Views: 73,102

Keywords:

Id: 1SsgSwlfdSM

Length: 104min 7sec (6247 seconds)

Published: Wed Sep 06 2023