I WENT ON A DATING SHOW (Love Or Host)

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i went on a dating show that's right i got put in a competition where 10 different women compete for my love it gets really intense so make sure to watch until the end also thanks to simply say for sponsoring this video and if you like this video make sure to subscribe it's completely free and it helps me out a lot anyways enjoy the video today we have assembled a cast of 11 wonderful women every round that timer is going to take zero at which point we'll ask you to give me a bottom three then the chat will vote for who they want to keep out of that bottom three unfortunately for the last person with the least amount of votes it'll be the end of the road and we'll never see them again until we get down to the very last round and you will get to make the final decision when you get to the end here if you choose somebody who chooses love you walk away with the woman of your dreams but if you choose somebody who chooses host it is the end of the road for you mr quackster welcome to lover house everybody wave oh my god hello ladies listen you must know something about me every woman in my life has hurt me so severely hello my name is andy i'm 19. i'm a variety streamer that is my face i'm in it for the long term i really gotta know what so i'm nina i'm from malaysia and i do not stream oh my god that picture of me is so sexy all right i like the confidence big boss bows go ahead and introduce yourself waiting to see what you're going to put up on this screen now hold up oh no okay hi i'm both i do like true crime so we talk about like serial killers and murderers and stuff like that but like i'm not gonna like kill you or anything i don't have a gun i got rid of it um it's an odd thing to share hi clackady hi chad my name is ophelia bear and i'm really excited to be here because i went online and i searched quackity's net worth and apparently it was 897 000 which is really attractive to me and i just want to tell quackety hey ammo quakery poor favor dame denebo hello how are you crocketty hi i guess i'm here to um oh no no i ain't looking like that when i'm that old i'm here to make amends you know i [ __ ] up last time yeah that was my fault i'll admit it what did you tweet out minks let's put it on the phone let's put it on the screen here what the [ __ ] is this you're full of [ __ ] i i i'm in a wheelchair look i broke it while i was calling for you are you trying to guilt-trip me okay listen let me tell you something the reason i edited all these women to look 60 years older is because i expect that the woman i choose today this is a long-term relationship i got to know what i'm in for in the next 60 years if i'm in for this my life is only gonna get worse that's the end of the introduction round it is time to make an elimination send me three names that you would like to put in your bottom three and then jack be deciding here we go the decision has been made amity andy toby you are in the bottom three i'm sorry now it's time though for the chat to vote unfortunately it's the end of the road for tonight toby had an opportunity to choose between love and host before the show began and she chose love he didn't [ __ ] up the chat [ __ ] up let's bring in minx here makes uh you were going to show us a wheelie i think maybe let's see come on give it up for banks [Applause] oh my god oh my god do a backflip next that's what she just did um where do you see yourself in five years it's a job interview casey i wanna ask are you a light sleeper or more of a heavy sleeper because i have night terrors so there's gonna be some times where you wake up in the night and like you roll over and i'm just wide-eyed screaming is that why you got rid of your gun what oh no you're gonna kill me in my sleep sometimes you would roll over and reload stop are you a light sleeper pretty much any of the girls here it would be a long distance relationship how long are you to make time to talk to them maybe even visit them i'd make a few flights i mean i'd make a few flights too wow all right okay i would fly during peak pandemic with no mask on for you i can get through tsa they know me oh they know you they know you they know you they're like man that chick went through here she was sleeping she was crazy as hell she was just sleeping that'd be terrifying she'd probably fall asleep on the plane wake up in a tear with no mask on screaming and you're like what the [ __ ] do you like girls with short hair girls with short hair i yeah i don't mind i want to go too much oh my god jesus christ now put the scissors down nina no she's cutting her hair off you're cutting your hair i'm just cutting your hair oh my god you know what i love i really love bald women i love you i'm very interested in bald women quackity's about to dm me his bottom three all right so ladies which one of you would go bald for me i would go so bald you would think i was your ball sack oh my god oh my god blushy i'm so sorry why'd you get your mom to watch this oh no this is getting so excited she texted me good luck haley you're gonna do great you're beautiful bottom three is as follows blushy angelic tv one of you is being eliminated and that person is amity it's the end of the road i'm so sorry the chad has made the decision he had an opportunity to choose between love and host before the show began hello chose love oh man chad why do you hate me thanks for having me guys originally i thought your mom was watching but your entire family's watching this yes is your dad watching yes oh that's terrifying is your dad kind of scary blushy so if you think of dwayne the rock johnson i would say my dad looks exactly like him oh my god i'm a big fan of your dad's movie i'm a number one fan so i have one question for you is how would you break up with me all right i'll rent a cinema and then during the movie it will be a breakup scene and i'd be like oh this us and that's how we break up just like that you know quackity i know we haven't been together that long but there's just a lot of opportunity out there for me i want to see other people i think that maybe you're just a little too young for me to meet other men you really included that in the breakup let's go to bows oh where would i where would i hide the body or how would i do it no how would you break up with him i'd probably just do it while you were doing the dishes or something like that i just want you to go simply right above the ear [Laughter] look here the simple answer to this is that i would not i would simply not break up with you everyone else gave the wrong answer both that's not how it works quackity it is time we need to give a bottom three is there anybody who you feel doesn't meet your qualifications casey i'm thinking hold on how do you manage stress do you have like i don't here we go angelic mia ophelia bear you are in the bottom three i'm sorry quacky am i like not enough for you cause i can be what you want if you want me to change i'll change like do you want me to be i can be like pope's husband like [ __ ] me really you said that you wanted me for my money in spanish i have 500 in my paypal right now i'm good the person getting eliminated from the show is miami i'm so sorry it is the end of the road mia had an opportunity to choose between love and host she chose house he is actually in my place right now hold on just give me a second what what oh my gosh oh my god it's just the elderly hanging with each other now the next question ladies where would you take mr quackety on a date i would take you on a two-week cruise okay do you not like that why aren't you smiling wha i mean isn't this like your 15th time on here why would you do that you're a [ __ ] [ __ ] that's why oh my god it makes i need to see more of this aggressive personality this whole wheelchair thing it's going all but you gotta really be aggressive no no no okay so i'm a big adrenaline junkie i would kind of want to go to an escape room together all right so i was gonna say escape room but i'm banned from all escape rooms in malaysia why i will not answer that question so we'll go to the steam park and we'll sneak into the haunted houses because i'm also banned from haunted houses what you're banned from it's time for you to dm me your bottom three nina andy ophelia bear i'm sorry you're in the bottom three it would really be great if you guys would let me say it would really make my day and if not my skies will turn great whoa chad what do you say yay or nay okay the talent show was two weeks ago i actually have a song i want to perform i wrote it last night the talent show was two weeks ago i wrote this last night okay it's my original masterpiece okay mexican no it's not one of you is getting eliminated from the show and that person is ophelia it's the end of the road you have been eliminated from the show i'm sorry ophelia bear had an opportunity to choose between love and host before the show began and she chose host ow why what ophelia bear es el final del camino what happened to your head oh i just wanted to change it up a bit for quacking thank you maybe we could take it to the next level and i could shave my head we have a special guest joining us thank you so much for the question we've got a new guest joining us ladies and gentlemen oh hold on there's someone on my door i'm the joker not again the third time this week my son is addicted to minecraft luckily this video was sponsored by simply saying simply safe is the incredibly reliable home safety product that will protect you from any jokes trying to get into your home i myself have been a victim of getting robbed and i did not like it look this is me in the window reflection if this is something you want to prevent then simply save is your ultimate answer it's very simple to use and you can set it up to completely protect your home in under an hour i now have sensors in my walls windows and doors and got my goddamn toilet too and i can rest easy knowing that my house has full protection also look at this camera you can get this what do in very serious situations the monitoring center will literally call the police in case of a dangerous break-in or danger to your safety you can use my link simply safe dot com slash quackity to get a percentage of discount on your next order yeah that's right baby highway robbery you're gonna have to put some goddamn simply safe on me so get simply safe today and thanks once again to them for sponsoring this video enjoy the rest of it ladies and gentlemen carl jacobs calm down dare you yeah i think you know just as well as i do quackity that all of these girls will be just second place behind me so i don't know what the point of all this is ladies carl's obviously a very influential portion of quacky's life in fact sometimes they get very intimate what if you were in a relationship with quackity how would you handle somebody like carl let me start this off i would watch let's go i have a question specifically for you what do you mean the rock got like really well aligned what would be your reaction you walk in quack and he's making out with your dog okay carl that's it oh i feel like i was kidding using me to get ladies how clingy are you guys oh no no no he doesn't know how to talk shut the [ __ ] up i do actually um you know i know one of the big hang ups was my smoking clearly loves crazy and i do have a marijuana test that i'm willing to take casey for the first ever time on lover host i am asking you to subject yourself to a marijuana test and for the first time ever she's going to fail a marijuana test it's that time of the show again bows you're in the bottom three oh my god andy you're safely in the bottom three angelic you are in the bottom one of you is being eliminated from the show and that person is andy i'm sorry it's the end of the road you have been eliminated from the show andy had an opportunity to choose between love and host joe's love crackity is such a bad guy oh man i need you to tell me who here is the absolute worst choice for mr quackety me first blushy she got a tiny daddy you're gonna have tiny babies i'm gonna go for nina because every time i look at her she just goes and it makes me laugh but i'm also like god damn um nina i have to double down on what being said can you imagine quackity you're making you're finishing like making a video and you come out of your office and into the kitchen and your wife has made you dinner and she's just looking at you like it is now time to choose your bottom three i just want to let you guys know i wouldn't pick any of you to be in the bottom three thanks carl angelic minx and casey tron the three of you are in the bottom three i'm sorry i am so disappointed to be in the bottom tree that's actually so disrespectful oh look at me my name's mix and i'm in the bottom tree all right makes you safe casey i'm sorry it's the end of the road you've been eliminated from the show casey before you go i also want to see a drug test and you'll have to give me a few minutes okay casey we will allow you to re-enter the show yeah you completed your drug test who here in this cast do you think joe's host and why i don't know if i should share this cause it's not about who i think chose host it's about who i know chose last night i checked out their stream and i heard some very interesting information plushie would you like to talk about whether you chose love or host okay and why i would like to know listen i get it you're trying to push forward your minecraft career and this is the perfect opportunity is this the first love or host that you've ever applied to yes this is the first lover host i've ever applied to yeah it looks like you're going to play that game i'm just going to pick blushie and that's it remind me who do you're just attacking me for no reason on my passion for your little sonny then you watch lava holes simply because you watch all the [ __ ] place where i pick hole she's rapping guys but i don't know what proof there is my last stream i played bed wars oh blushy no oh bless you don't worry no no no hey come on oh no guys guys oh my god hold on let's see if we can get blushy back on the show in the meantime while we figure this out we've got somebody joining us back for a special result well it didn't show up at all but i got the test at dollar tree so that's probably why casey what are you it's medicinal okay blushy is going to sit this one out but we reveal what she chose blushy had an opportunity to choose between love and host bows it's the end of the road you've been eliminated from the show now you really put blushy on blast for choosing allegedly choosing hosts bose had her own decision to make before the show began and bows cho's house oh my god oh my god all right give it up for yourselves this is your top christ thanks you're in a familiar position you've been here before minx roll the tape you were on your phone quite a bit and i did notice that you tweeted something out just a second ago i just want to know like what what your angle here do you want to date me do you want to make this work yes definitely 100 you know i asked this question would you be willing to take a bullet for him i'd shoot myself if i meant to save quacky no i would not just yet austin is it too far for me to say that i'd shoot all three of these girls if i meant to save quacker a little bit too far bro then i won't say that yeah please don't all right yeah yeah don't take it ladies if you had a warning label what would it say thank you knuckle [ __ ] be warned what what does that mean i mean i feel like it's pretty obvious i have a tight knuckle [ __ ] the one that turned off your computer no look this little [ __ ] is right here almost threw my chance at love new ugly cat jesus oh my god my warning sign will be too much [ __ ] swag ahead oh no jose was right i don't want breakfast and be greeted with all right here we go the decision has been made by the audience the winner of the poll and who is moving on is minx congratulations the second individual moving on is nina congratulations i am so sorry you have been eliminated from the show like i said i just i'm grateful for the opportunity to to fight for alex and it was fun hey well thank you so much for participating angelic had an opportunity to choose between love and host she poured her soul into her response and chose love so with a broken heart she departs this show bye-bye take care bye-bye give it up for your top two ladies and gentlemen here's how it's good you are going to have a one-on-one date with each one of these girls and at the end you'll make your decision who wants to go first i'll go nina thank you so much for volunteering hi nina hello no it's hola hola baby there you go there you go okay we're in a date ask me a question how you doing baby boy dave you want to go on roller coasters baby boy no no no i don't like roller coasters very much you know what what else i can offer you the world i can show you the world thank you very much thank you time's up nina let's bring on the next contestant who's made it to the final miss minx [Music] hey minks we're here again it's not option i get on these shelves quickly i had to fight my arm tooth and my left testicle have i treated anyone else's strength yeah yeah i've been second i've been respectful of the other [ __ ] you know true very true this could be my final love or host if you picked the right decision here think of it this way you know you know your romantic scenario do you like theme parks yeah no don't tell me you're one of those roller coaster [ __ ] that's like no i don't know no no i like roller coasters i would take you to my favorite why are you laughing just go just go for it just go over it makes you gotta wrap it up quackity quackity we're restarting the timer look i know i pitched you the disneyland date in the beginning and it was a little bit too much it was a little bit too flashy you're a simpler man i was thinking this time we just take it easy i don't have a dog but we'll adopt one together and we'll go to the dog park stroll around with the other dogs you know what screw this show just you're retiring i'm retiring from the show holy [ __ ] all you gotta do is choose me i'm just kidding i'm not retiring from the show you kidding me are you kidding me i can't retire from this show that's all i got all right i'm just kidding my heart is a [ __ ] joke to you isn't it yeah well it's a [ __ ] joke quackity it is time to make your final decision can i ask you something yeah can i choose carl no you can't i won let's go we didn't win carl okay the decision has been made and the winner of lover host is doc stock let's go wait i won no congrats man doc you have the paper right in front of you gotta pass it to me [ __ ] hold on the winner of lover host is thanks congratulations mates you have won lovers what the [ __ ] congratulations thanks for your seminars victory let's go nina had an opportunity to choose between love and host and she chose she chose love bad guy quackity look at him yeah i i just want to let you know i wouldn't have voted you out right here all right all right banks had an opportunity to choose between love and host before the show began doc asked me the paper this is good i can't believe here we go the result is in ladies and gentlemen when minks had an opportunity to choose between love and host before the show began minx chose love don't [ __ ] wait wait what let's [ __ ] go oh oh oh i'm sorry it seems we've made a mistake oh no [Music] i'd like to apologize for this little mishap but minx actually chose she actually chose love she still chose love i [ __ ] with you i got it ladies and gentlemen that's the end of the show thank you so much for joining us on lover host wait minx i forgot to ask something how tall are you oh no no no i'm six foot one
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Length: 22min 42sec (1362 seconds)
Published: Sun Dec 20 2020
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