I Tried Working as a Hotel Manager ...but We Had A Snake Problem

i hear buzzing unacceptable fix buzzing of light sounds too much like snake hisses i'm so much better at my job than everybody else here who spilt marinara sauce in here cleaning oh my god cleaning ladies [Music] oh that's right the collared button-down work shirt is back because i'm once again quitting youtube to work a different job a more professional job i am going to be the manager at one of the most renowned hotels ever made and that hotel is of course the no snake hotel i know i know so much applause for me you love that hotel you've been to that hotel the greatest hotel ever highest ratings everybody wants to stay there and i get to work there so my job it's probably the easiest job of any job i've ever had my job is to wander the hotel and make sure there's no snakes but it's the no snake hotel of course there's no snakes so i just get to like wander around all day and get paid but i thought it'd be interesting to bring you guys with me today so you can see what my new job's like and be jealous of me leave a like if you're jealous of me and my new amazing job where i get to look for snakes that don't exist all day thank goodness because i hate snakes that's why i took this job the only hotel with a 99.99 [Music] [Music] [Music] thank you elevator man i get to listen to that every day when i come to work and it just reaffirms that i've made a good decision taking this job they hate snakes as much as i do and make sure we are 100 snake free at all times but for you unlucky people watching who have never been to the no snake hotel let me give you a little tour snakes are of course the devil incarnate you all know that if you are a snake pet owner please don't come for me in the comments no snakes we have a 99.99 guarantee and you know i was a little concerned about the point zero one percent guarantee part but you know i feel like all companies have to do that they just gotta like they can't say a hundred percent but it is a hundred it's almost a hundred percent it's cost no refunds if snake is seen because you never know if we were giving refunds people could like bring snakes in and this is the no snake hotel no snakes don't bring snakes here we'll go to jail no refund if snake is seen so don't even think about it we're not giving you money it is dusty in here dusty in maine lobby area cleaning people are slacking still no snakes signed lauren i just take little notes so that it actually seems like i'm doing something because with no snakes i don't have much to do oh what is this is this a happy happy letter for one of our visitors ah it is good golly bart this place is immaculate i'm still writing my terrible letter about the cleaning people it could always be better you know how much i hate snakes ditto girl ditto so i went out of my way to stay at the no snake hotel they've really done it bart there are absolutely no snakes in this hotel we have done it ma'am we have done it you're welcome yes this is the main lobby of course no snakes signs everywhere just to remind our customers why we're amazing step on it not quite sure why we have this sign as there are no snakes to step on but just to remind people when they leave this hotel and they encounter a snake step on it it is the devil incarnate okay yes that's right i was asked to go check out room 100 because some pranksters called us and said there was a snake and that's impossible so uh oh this light is out hang on i don't think i've ever done that before you know people lick the tips of pet do people still do that i always wanted to do that don't do it maintenance crew slacking that was me underlining it three times light is not working above room 122 unacceptable still no snakes lauren perfect i hear buzzing unacceptable fix buzzing of light sounds too much like snake kisses i'm so much better at my job than everybody else here another note from a satisfied customer i'm living the dream yes you are i didn't think it was possible but i sure am happy it is the no snake hotel really lives up to its name ever since i was a little girl and got abducted by an army of rabid snakes while on vacation it happens all the time all the time ma'am you are not alone my cousin was abducted by an army of rabid snakes on vacation too that's why i wanted to take this job to avenge his memory i haven't left my house after 50 years in solitude i finally have a safe place where i can vacation thanks no snakes hotel you're welcome please leave a digital like on this video as well and leave us a yelp review five stars says everyone everywhere i'm so happy that i can help people you know we are helping people here that lady hasn't been oh my god another lightest that lady wasn't hadn't been out of her house in 50 years and thanks to us she got to leave the house but maintenance crew where are you the light above 116 is also out do your jobs sincerely lauren seaside p.s still no snakes because i'm amazing at my job and you are not no snakes forever perfect well that's weird room 114 has some chairs in front of it as if it has been barricaded there's no way that it's being barricaded because snakes are in it that would be impossible at the no snake hotel check if there is a bear we can't guarantee all dangerous creatures aren't in here just snakes oh my god the light above 113 is also out i just i'm gonna have to have words with these people oh okay what maintenance crew maintenance crew are you friggin kidding me maintenance crew are you freaking kidding me oh everywhere except here that's right stakes are everywhere but definitely not here i feel safer than ever here i love reading [Music] sounded a little bit like hissing but that wouldn't be true one time at some other hotel i walked into my room and when i turned around to shut the door there was a snake as long as my what do i keep hearing must be a pipe there was a snake as long as my arm dangling from the coat hook oh my goodness but here at the no snake hotel i don't need to worry about what creepy slithering creatures might be standing behind me that's right that is our guarantee ma'am or sir there's so much wrong like should i just take mental note and then write it all down at the end maintenance crew what is this who is barricading doors why all the lights are out all the main lights are out um who spilt marinara sauce in here cleaning oh my god cleaning ladies cleaning ladies and or people i don't want to assume your gender i'm sure we have male cleaning people here cleaning people there is an enormous amount of what i can only assume is marinara sauce being dragged through the hallway but just in case if it is the remains of our maintenance crew we need to clean it up and hire new maintenance crew this actually may save us because our old maintenance crew is terrible now we don't have to fire them and give them severance we could just hire new people but we need this mess clean before police come and ask questions oh oh oh oh oh also there are still no snakes i think oh ew l l l l l l oh it was a snake oh my god oh everything i know is a lie i need to dispose of the snake or i'm going to lose my job i'm going to lose my job hey hey why is this leading to the chair oh my god that snake murdered people oh i know i'm terrified of snakes look what it did look what that snake did it murdered our maintenance crew that that snake dark scary hallway lit hallway [Music] it was a snack okay i blacked out there uh but i'm still alive and should i go the dark hallway area but stare this away i mean what are the odds the snakes still hear right it's my job to get rid of the snakes i just thought i would never have to actually do it and i hate snakes and i'm scared okay you can do this you can do this we're gonna go back into the darkness we can't i have to i have to go toward the snake or do i run do i run this way this time what i don't know i kind of want to see it i kind of blacked out before and i don't remember what happened so i just need to make sure that this is definitely a snake and not some sort of other beast i still don't believe there's snakes in this hotel oh it's a snake oh it's a snake oh it's a snake i guess i blacked out again i'm here once more still alive let's see if i can run away this time i had to see it with my own eyes it was in fact a snake a giant snake so i'm gonna run away next time i see it although it is very mesmerizing once i see it it's beautiful but i need to run [Applause] out of order the maintenance team [Applause] okay i am dead that time i was eaten but i still beyond the grave i'm gonna leave this letter i hate the maintenance team i am now dead because the maintenance team couldn't be bothered to fix the friggin elevator if they had i'd still be alive right now and i would still be firing them if they are alive sincerely lauren seaside i found two snakes one normal size and one that is ginormous and has eaten me hopefully they will find that note actually maybe i wrote that note in the snake's stomach and when they finally catch and kill the beast they will find my letter there we go okay so i guess i'm returning to youtube that didn't work out that job did not work out i'm so sorry for leaving you i'm back now yay so lucky you you can subscribe now cause i'm gonna remain a youtuber until i found another job to try and go do and also if you want to see some of my other jobs i've worked then click some of these videos over there i'm great at every job i ever do and nothing bad ever happens to me while doing them and as always i will see you guys soon

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Length: 11min 36sec (696 seconds)

Published: Thu Apr 28 2022