I Tried Working As A Public Toilet Reviewer …But This is The WORST Bathroom EVER

kill him i must do what the bathroom tells me to do don't mind me sir i'm just writing up my review i might be doing a 10 out of 10 just because you get free grenades here sir oh god [Music] oh that's right you read the title correctly i am once again quitting youtube to become my dream job a public toilet reviewer or a public bathroom reviewer or a public restroom reviewer same thing and you might be like lauren that's not a real job silence okay it is a real job if you look on youtube public restroom review worst public toilet ever public restroom review it exists okay it's a thing and look i already have my work uniform so when i go to these public places to check out their bathrooms they know how important i am i'm very important i can make or break public places with my reviews also around my neck every toilet reviewer wears their crest it's a wave that's also why my shirt is blue water water bathrooms restrooms toilets water the toilet reviewer crest that's our little secret wave thing to show that we're actually an accredited toilet reviewer okay i've been sent to this public restroom specifically to check out because every other reviewer hasn't come back so we don't have a review for this place so i got my handy dandy review book once again and my pen we're gonna check this place out okay i'm here please don't destroy toilets that's always good to have people tend to do that what's this legal notice order to vacate we're in boston yes this public restroom is in boston massachusetts okay if you guys want to check it out probably why you're watching this review right now you want to know whether you should go to this place or not i will let you know the garbage is overflowing overflowing underlying three times hey what else this restroom is for your convenience keep it clean wash your hands don't steal restroom supplies don't destroy toilets you're being watched hmm is there cameras in here because that is a huge privacy violation oh my god this is a huge hold on enormous like all my adjectives enormous safety issue live open wiring around water are you trying to get somebody killed try f why what does f do i'm not that stupid to try that again you killed yourself now the mysteries of this place will never be solved whoops attempt number two oh it's it's keeping track for me okay all right let's try this again oh it's fixed now who fixed it i don't know can we use it the crap out of me oh my god okay well so far we've lost two bathroom reviewers to this bathroom attempt number three all right was it fixed nope deducting points from bathroom as it has killed three of our reviewers so far all right i'm not touching the friggin hair dryer there's trash try f okay wow cartoon water it's my favorite kind okay shut the water off drainage is pretty good garbage is everywhere we care about our customers four and a half stars would poop here again well we'll just see about that whose review is this from the people that own this business you can't trust them you can only trust lauren z side's toilet reviews channel okay have you seen this man this man is a war criminal sounds important what does it mean i will throw this away i don't wanna i gotta keep it clean in here looks like someone is in there hello sir i'm sorry uh it may have been startling that i've been talking to myself this whole time i am a accredited toilet reviewer please leave me to do my business thank you [Music] all right the most important part of any toilet review using the toilet better lock the door yes chapter one hand my hair i don't i don't have a hands but my thighs are fantastic i've been working out a lot you know what does that squats you got some um toilet paper because this is empty over here you are interrupting my toilet review sir press c to cry i try to make it sound like my job is really cool but i'm just the person that goes around and reviews public toilets and people make fun of me i did an important job okay it's an important job okay pull myself together this man needs my help wait now i don't have toilet paper oh there's some in the trash i guess i can use that gross oh don't leave too bad i can't read what does this say i don't know now you all may be wondering if i can't read how have i been writing this whole time plot holes huh well this is my review so far can i get up can we please oh there we go flush no well okay i don't know what i would rate that experience told me to leave i can't where's the door um excuse me hello make him leave who that guy someone is destroying a toilet oh don't do that i'm going to report you to the toilet authority sir don't show them what it wet it what am i looking at standing yes you can jump oh okay whoa they watching oh god oh what is this oh my god you took a picture of my legs without my consent chapter two vent what do i do with this oh i can take pictures sir this is very unprofessional but say cheese yay oh god i'm trapped i'm trapped oh i broke it i have just the camera oh god oh god help help what is that what is that what is that what is that evidence how no take the camera oh no hey no boom [Music] you got crushed by a tentacle now the mysteries of this place will never be solved is the mystery not that there's a giant tentacle attempt number five okay i will get this review what does this say now sorry for the last time now it is fixed i don't know if i trust you i mean further review i have to know if the dryer works or not do not use the hand dryer please okay so i need this i'm gonna use it on the event yeah boy get out of here here sir you're welcome what's in here oh more toilet paper kill him no bathroom no no bathroom i must do what the bathroom tells me to do the bathroom sees me as an authority figure because i am an accredited bathroom reviewer sir i must do what they tell me okay there we go how much time do i have [Laughter] not much time okay now i know i know now i don't have much time at all okay let's take that and then we're gonna take this don't mind me sir i'm just writing up my review i might be doing a 10 out of 10 just because you get free grenades here sir oh god how do i throw it ah god attempt number eight okay maybe i need to be like right next to him like on this toilet and then we just like drop it over because i don't think you can throw things so i can't figure it out all right there we go sir i'm sorry no oh wait i did it oh you killed your partner now the mysteries of this place will never be solved i mean i guess i did do it i thought i dropped it back into my store okay so don't kill him don't listen to the bathroom bathroom how dare you steer me wrong the door is still here oh i think i can just leave can i oh you left the restroom without destroying a toilet no okay oh that's what i have to do i know i have to do what it tells me not to do i took an oath i took an oath as a reviewer you are banned from the restroom for destroying a toilet no oh i broke my oath the one attempt number 11 the one thing that i should have up kept a watching okay two okay we got five two definitely running out of time where does the tentacle come from oh god oh i killed it oh i killed it oh i got sushi i don't think it's rice gross i'm just gonna blow my way out of here it worked oh i might have just pretend that there is a hole and enter the void in case of emergency for yellow doors only okay so we have two numbers so far this one's written in blue so i'm gonna say two okay then we need there's a five that's pink okay you've got to be freaking kidding me are you kidding me attempt number 12. i have to do it all over oh oh scary text oh oh god nine died from cringe okay so green is nan three more oh god oh is it still gonna come i'll get it yeah just try just try it did it how do i get oh there we go for yellow doors only take care of him oh this guy right click to get gnomed what does that mean it hurts so much more when i die now because i know i have to do it all over again so the only number that's perfectly right side up is seven in a couple spots maybe the one no it's not perfect though we're just gonna put seven for now cause why not so what do we need two yellows oh do you guys see that i've been trying out stuff oh it's so dark one okay one is yellow and then i learned that this is six from the loading screen duh let's see if this is right what did i win or am i about to die did i win oh oh oh and that's all you're back at the party okay did i review the bathroom sorry if you didn't get all the answers but at least it was fun oh and i i think i owe you one more ending here what said it you can walk around if you want and then just press q when you're bored okay what happens if i press q [Music] all right well i think i got my review i looked up that the last the 12 out of 12 ending is just if you bring the gnome with you then the gnome just sits with you at the end that's it that's the other ending but yeah i missed like three endings all kind of similar to the ones i already got so i think i have enough to write my review the toilet chronicles toilet gets four and a half stars wood hoo hair again i'm just gonna copy the review that was on the wall because that's the one that uh makes sense to me i enjoyed this bathroom a lot but i deducted half a star for all the death but if you would like me to review more toilets in the future then make sure you leave a like before you go and if you're new to the channel then why not hit the subscribe button this way you can stay up to date with all of the best public bathrooms to go to if you're looking for something else to watch why not check out one of these videos and as always i will see you guys soon

Channel: LaurenZside

Views: 3,210,333

Keywords: laurenzside, Laurenzside of Gaming, funny girl gamer, Toilet chronicles, bathroom review, toilet review, scary bathroom, creepy, funny, all endings, I tried, I worked, I tried working

Id: hIeEQ_hYqUI

Length: 12min 50sec (770 seconds)

Published: Sat Jul 30 2022