I Tried to Show My Motherhood Journey With This App Game ...but it's So Bad

yeah let's throw a baby shower what the heck is this who gave me this who hates me i'm having a baby what is what i'm having a baby [Music] so because i'm not a vlogger i feel like i didn't get to share as much of my pregnancy motherhood journey as i may have liked to and i feel bad about that because i want you guys to feel connected to me and my life but don't worry because there's an app game that's gonna fix it it's called baby life 3d an interactive motherhood game and as you can see it goes through the pregnancy preparing the baby room having a baby shower all things that i didn't get to share with you guys so i figured we could play this app game and pretend like this is me vlogging my journey that makes sense right also just pretend that i have red hair staring at ourselves in the mirror like i always do every morning judging myself for how much bread and taco bell i ate the night before oh oh my god omg i am pregnant yes this is exactly how it happens it's a baby it's just get it's a baby oh my god who should i tell first tell boyfriend tell husband oh it's one of those games it's gonna be one of those games it's gonna be one of those games being a terrible person all right well i'm just gonna follow my own path this is me this is exactly how it happened let's tell my husband my love i have some news yes this is truly me and bobby and i told him while in paris that's our lives i am pregnant or you are going to be dead let's be very specific because of the last question that he is in fact the dad there we go let's let's just dodge that bullet before we get to it tell mom too i gotta watch an ad for that i mean i did tell my mom so i guess we gotta mom i have some news my mom is a very tiny tiny elderly lady sorry mom this isn't me this is the game okay also her bosoms her possums are so low in this mommy i am pregnant you are gonna be a grandma i mean she was already a grandma at this point to my nephews and niece so i'm just gonna say i am pregnant oh my god finally thank god i thought you were never gonna give me grandchildren oh look it's a little melody she looks so cute all right now what we should prepare the baby room okay so the color that the baby room already is behind them that like gray that's the color of my baby room but i guess let's go for purple because you know that's always the go-to oh i get to paint it something else i didn't actually get to do in real life because the room was already painted and i was keeping it neutral that's it half paint it sure oh oh the belly's pulsating should i go to the doctor if you think something's wrong you should always go to the doctor while you're pregnant yes i also dressed in a crop top and shorts and high heels the entire pregnancy was very uncomfortable hmm all looks good do you want to know the gender yep we found out the gender in advance so it's a oh no oh the story's gone off the rails oh oh no it's supposed to be a girl we're just gonna pretend we're gonna pretend it was a girl this is supposed to be my story game a puppy just showed up as does usually happen let him go oh my god no this is how they get you to watch ads they give you a choice that you just can't say no to all right we'll pretend this is dexter he just you know he just showed up one day that's how we got him it happens all right now oh the puppy i am bored throw a baby shower call friends to brunch uh well i had a baby shot well virtual baby shower so let's yeah let's throw a baby shower oh god girl your underwear is coming out oh they're just here that was easy oh but that's not realistic either what happened because i couldn't really have people over because of the pandemic tap to open what did i get what did i get what gift did i get i mean the baby i mean me what did i get what the heck is this a teapot who gave me this who hates me is it sharon sharon you gave this to me didn't you didn't you um i'm having a baby people what do you want me to do with the tea kettle for the baby turn the baby into tea trash no garbage just like whoever gave me that gift next what is it what is this a painting i'm having a baby trash oh my god i need new friends i need new friends after this actually this might be the only usable thing at least this will nourish me i will keep it they're all plotting for me i hate all of you you all hate me don't you also my bosoms are lopsided right now what's happening what is what i hate all of you you're all the worst i hate all of you who gave me this i'm having a baby none of this is helpful i kind of want it though keep it what what is this a fire is this a fire pit oh my god trash none of it was usable except for the mill the milk sorry the milk's not even usable because instead of putting it in the fridge to keep it good i put it out on the bookshelf so yay me great baby shower thank you all i hate all of you i'm not contacting any of you do you want ice cream yes please chocolate and mint why am i getting him ice cream why is he not getting me ice cream oh i apparently work at an ice cream place too where's my ice cream there's the mint i guess and chocolate chocolate yeah i'm the pregnant one that was my baby shower why is nobody getting me ice cream i need to do some shopping for the baby yeah because none of my friends and family gave me anything from my registry i now have to buy all of it what did i do to deserve this oh star clothes of course oh i have to do one of the other all right purple bottle was this game made for me i feel like they made this they were like she'll play it she'll play this game expensive food or cheap food i mean if i have the option why wouldn't i expensive food can't skimp on food cowboy a santa hat rocket ship this place is messy i mean i clean during my pregnancy plus i hate all my friends i don't want them as my friends anymore i will clean i don't need my stupid friends who give me terrible gifts especially jeff who gave me that skull candle thing that i'm pretty sure is a human skull but i'm too scared to tell anybody about it so it's sitting on my bookcase my water broke oh here we go it's go time and actually my water did break in real life so spot on finally ignore go to the doctor go to the hospital go oh my god you can't take an ambulance you don't take an ambulance to the hospital when you're having a baby you drive yourself the ambulance is for emergencies the baby is about to come and i am still wearing my stiletto heels thank you very much natural well i had a natural so let's go with natural oh my god that's exactly how it happened that's exactly how it happened thank god the doctor was there to catch her your baby's born yay hug the baby it will get the baby clean first oh my god no give me the baby give me the baby what should we do the baby's just rolling around on the ground naked name the baby just call him baby name the baby yay melody even though this baby in the game is a boy it's fine could you imagine i don't feel like picking a name it's name is baby a puppy just showed up again oh no will we oh no well in real life we only have one dog so i'm sorry let him go goodbye my baby is hungry don't feed the baby totally just ignore the baby feed the baby right through the shirt oh no poop change diapers call husband i mean i changed plenty of diapers but let's call the husband yeah bobby get in here and change the diaper look he's dressed in brown too he's ready he's ready to do it good job bobby oh look at the baby oh she's crawling oh my god never mind she walking she's just really advanced for her age smash cake oh my god smash bobby's face in the cake i'm sorry i gotta see it this cake smells good push him push him push him totally not worth sitting through an ad my niece help i need urgent boyfriend advice oh my god you're gonna make me no i'm not watching an ad sorry i'm sorry to my niece in real life i will answer boyfriend advice for you whenever you want but not if i have to watch an ad that's where i draw the line in how much i love you i need some self-care what should i do nails you're gonna face mask i did do my nails a lot during pregnancy so let's do nails what color should i pick ew well right now i have a blue so let's do blue you know this is a way darker blue there we go yay beautiful my baby needs some toys my baby not our baby choose from cousins toys or buy toys let's choose from cousins toys let's see what the cousins got i mean i gotta save money anyway i had to buy all my own stuff because my friends and family didn't gift me any baby registry stuff oh god uh swipe the toy okay we got a bunny we'll take the helicopter no axe but let's take that no dynamite oh my god our cousin is psychotic is our cousin the one that gave us the skull candle baby looks bored let's play some games oh this isn't fun baby can't do this i'm just doing this great it's a garbage truck just like your game idea bobby it's garbage doctor call me asap it's about the baby it keeps making me feel like i need to watch an ad ah i gotta watch an ad i wouldn't do it to help my niece with her problems but apparently i will do it to hear bad news about the baby i mean i guess that makes sense priorities we made some tests i am not sure how to tell you this your baby has the highest iq we have ever seen it's 215. my baby's a genius i didn't know doctors tested iqs pick baby's first word we don't know what this is gonna be yet but i'm gonna say mom yay although statistically i'm pretty sure babies say dad first because it's easier it's a conspiracy i am bored i'm never bored with a baby how are you bored i wish i was bored solve a puzzle or play i'm not solving a puzzle again mobile game i mean that's technically what i'm doing right now find the differences this isn't a mobile game it's on a clipboard i need some self-care oh no are we going in circles again i guess do face mask did we beat the game um not the best color to put on your face could be construed as something not good take it off oh god yep there we go it's just a charcoal mask oh my god yeah it's just it's just recycling things what if i called my friends to help oh it's the same thing oh are we starting over am i pregnant again i'm pregnant again what happens if i say it's just gas i felt it it must be a baby i'm just gonna pick all the really terrible decisions see what happens at the start okay this is now her story not mine tell boyfriend is it the same person is it gonna be the same character it's the same freaking character i want to see what happens if i call my friends to brunch instead of having a baby shower oh i'm hosting brunch oh these friends are the worst same terrible gifts oh my god same terrible gifts this game is over we're back at the start well there you have it that was exactly what my motherhood has been like in case you didn't know this is why i don't need to vlog this this is exactly how it happened but yeah that game got recommended to me and i i had to play it for obvious reasons if you enjoyed experiencing my motherhood journey through this app give them make sure to leave a like before you go and if you're looking for something else to watch why not check out one of these videos there's also subscribe button if you're new it's right there feel free to press it and as always i will see you guys soon

Channel: LaurenZside

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Length: 12min 12sec (732 seconds)

Published: Sun Aug 08 2021