I Survived 100 Days in ONE BLOCK SKYBLOCK in Minecraft Hardcore | Our Lord and Savior Upside Down T

when you first start playing in a brand new minecraft world do you ever stop and look around over the limitless horizon of millions of blocks full of unknown adventure and mystery and ever think to yourself well this is all trash who needs all these millions of blocks when you could have one block yeah me too so for these next 100 days i'll be playing in one block skyblock for those of you who don't already know what one block is it's minecraft but with one block yeah that's pretty much it you're all caught up okay well there is a little bit more i guess like how when you first spawn in you're greeted with the text break the block below and i don't have too much to live for so i guess i'm gonna blindly obey but sadly we don't fall to our doom because just like the next text tells us the block will actually regenerate which you could have told us that before we thought we were gonna fall to our death kinda messed up but okay and yes the block will get better than just dirt in fact every one thousand blocks is a new phase which brings in a whole bunch of new blocks that spawn as the one block and some of those blocks are chess so yeah now you you really are 100 filled in so for the first thing i do i add some dirt to the one block i know pretty amazing mind blown stuff going on here we plant our sapling then we get right back to abusing this poor block we then get another sapling which i think is pretty good luck this is honestly my first time playing one block so i'm not really sure but in every other one block video it seems like it takes a really long time for them to get their second sapling i make a small platform around the block and then i make myself an axe because punching trees with my bare hands is driving me to drinking then i use some slabs to place another sapling far enough away from the first one so it will grow saplings hate each other more than will smith and chris rock uh is that still even funny are we all really really done with those memes now soon i'm joined by my first companion a little pig and i rush right in and give her a kiss right on the mouth clearly i'm going insane from the extended loneliness on this isolated sky island but patricia says i'm an excellent kisser and she won't jump to her death to get away from me just yet however she does inform me that we should probably just be friends for now so i make some extra room on the platform so she can have her space then we get this juicy mommy milker yummy add to the platform because now it's getting really crowded and finally end the night by introducing stefan to his new home yes stefan we all hate it here too just before day two starts patricia's ex-boyfriend shows up and tries to win her back i do a quick little check around make sure peta isn't looking and then i spank him right in the butt you deserve better patricia i could have made you so happy speaking of happy look at this beautiful barnyard family it's like a scene out of a snow white movie hey check it out i'm jesus oh [Music] and i'm not the only righteous thing happening this morning because our first benevolent gift gives us a carrot and a water bucket and okay i'm actually not so proud of this one i make a hole next to the one block because i'm trying to mission impossible my way underneath the platform i'm trying to place a block under the one block so that sand and gravel won't fall and it works but are a piece of fun father help your loss feels unborrowable but come on we can't lament over that anymore i don't know which of those puns is worse still the saddest part of today is that we planted a birch tree yeah we are that desperate then we break the gift and it starts our second phase the underground and yes that means that i managed to lose an animal in the first phase but let's not talk about that the underground is our first mining phase it has stone coal and some iron it's basically what you would find in your very first mining trip in vanilla i decided that we have enough wood slabs and i start to make our first real permanent platform we're still going to need some more wood though and just like when alexa listens to your conversation without you knowing this tree must have overheard me because it pops right up we also add a few slabs around the trees to catch any saplings that fall and then we throw down a furnace and i know that i don't really have a reliable way of collecting coal so since wood is our only real renewable resource i'm going to be using it for building and burning then we add some more saplings and we replace the ones that we've harvested because recycle reduce replant you know whatever they said in school to try to shelter us from the fact that we're slowly killing our own planet okay that got dark really quickly how about we take our minds off of that with some happy little farming i'm continuing on the farming platform and i'm building up to add our sky island a little more height just like my booty it's always nice to add a little more dimension for the looks we do another mission impossible so we can place down this block where we'll place the water on top of this and then we'll have a decent little sky farm to be a little bit different we add some birch and yeah i know ew but hey there it is yeah in fact it's so you i think i'm actually gonna cover it up with oak slabs ah birch it's great as long as you can't see it and there's the sky farm it's like a farm but in the sky i'm really good with slogans today we add one carrot and then we add some melons over on the sides putting melons in the same farm as carrots and using birch wood in my build what have i become day three and we get a mooshroom now we can suck off this couch shrooms for infinite stew hooray nice but it's not all shroom titties and good times because soon we get our first mob a zombie i actually crafted a sword for this but i didn't really use it i guess i was role playing as thor for a minute here we use some of our iron to get shears and don't worry it's not for the mushroom and i would never clip those nips it's so we can farm leaves from our trees this will be our second renewable building block we spend the rest of the day expanding the central platform and by that night it looks pretty pretty boring uh yeah it's just oak planks and a big square this isn't exactly a build battle winner right here guys but hey we can spice things up by adding some leaves around the perimeter am i sexy now by the way whenever i hear the phrase spice things up my brain never goes to a good place that's never a good saying [Applause] oh just me okay fair moving on speaking of spice things up this creeper does try to blow me but i use my sword and i let him know that we should just be friends all jokes aside all these mobs are getting a bit too dangerous and i decided i want to make a cage around the one block i kind of expected that worse mobs were coming in yeah i was very right i experiment with a cage that's tough it's made out of stone but i still want to find some way that i'll be able to mine the one block and keep the mobs in while i can still go in the cage i really tried not to look up a tutorial for anything here since this is my first playthrough i didn't want to ruin the fun also i i admit i i forgot looking up a tutorial was an option and okay sometimes i'm dumb i decide i want to use a wooden gate and soon we get our first real test of this new cage this zombie is 100 stuck and no threat at all like an honorable gentleman opponent i show my faux mercy by farting in his mouth but just like the thirst traps on my tic-tock feet shaking my butt in their face gets me a little more attention than i was hoping for point is the cage works and we're adding some more slabs to the roof so to sum up our build so far we have a cobblestone hut oak plank square and the worst farm i've ever seen ah truly my masterpiece we do some yard work and i finish the night off by getting back to the one block we then get a chest and we get some spruce oh could it be we have a tree that doesn't actually burn my eyes i also decided i wanted to add this like slab ramp up to the side of my farm there's just something about like the one block being right in the middle of the bottleneck of the only path i just didn't like that and with this cage that didn't really turn out to be such a big deal i was kind of worried for nothing but i still think the ramp looks pretty good so it's fine i mean at this point anything is a welcome addition as we finish up the ramp on the left side of the farm as well the sun starts to rise on day five even though you can barely tell in all this rain not that i'm complaining though this rain looks sick i also just love how these shaders look when they're wet and you know me i do like them juicy oop speaking of juicy we are presented with another fungus chungus we carefully push this one out into the rain there's nothing smells better than wet livestock and soggy portabellos spider more like sp by died more like die dirt because it i'll see myself out okay if you made it through that joke you deserve a bit of happiness in your life and here it is spruce we start to harvest this wood right away and i'm so excited for more spruce trees and i even start to pull up some of the oak saplings and replace them with as many spruce ones as i can we then add some more spruce leaves around the ramps and it's looking nice don't get me wrong the real reason we're doing this is so my dumb face won't go running off the edge we also get another creeper and this one is no problem because the cage is working perfectly but it would still suck if the creeper blew up but not as much as i suck on those mushrooms oh what's this um i've just been handed a note from youtube they want me to stop talking about the mushrooms in it honestly guys that's just king shaming so our next benevolent gift is actually a pretty big deal because it gives us two blocks of ice so we can make this spruce well and yeah we can just punch the ice and make an infinite water source nice and the second cool thing about this gift is that it signals that we are now headed to the ice planes phase more on that later whenever i say more on that later i sound like i'm about to start reading an ad okay anyway i'm adding a slab stairway but this time i'm actually going down building down is kind of tricky in skyblock because you need to use water to sort of fall off the platform and build under it but it is totally worth it you want to have some dimension in your build having a big flat platform is that's for a crappy youtuber somebody with less than a million subs wait how many subs do i have oh still moving on we start another platform down on this lower level so far it just looks like a big oak ufo kind of looking like we've got caveman aliens now but it turns out i'm the real neanderthal because i forgot to put down torches and soon we have creepers on the new platform they come at me at the same time and i try to juggle them but not so great which means now we have a huge chunk of our platform blown out and i'll admit i kind of deserve that one so no duh uh the first thing i do is add torches then i quickly repair our shane hole that's the hole in the base that i'm ashamed of not my anyway never mind but hey while we're talking about plugging up bottom holes i plug up the gap in the middle of the platform with some stone and some clay i'm gonna be making a little pawn back here but i don't really have anything to decorate it yet so yeah it's just gonna stay pretty ugly for now kind of like my bottom hole i then finish this off by placing a ton of leaves around the bottom platform great now i made it weird to say bottom and yeah while this does look pretty nice again all of this is pretty much just so i don't fall off we throw down a bed and we finally advance to the next phase it also stops raining and it turns out to be a wonderful day here in the winter wonderland we get some fluffy white snow and this little ball of white cluck jr just a few blocks later we find this apex predator a bloodthirsty wolf who could rip our throats out in a second without even breaking a sweat man look now it's just a dumb little puppy and we get the achievement best friends which is kind of messed up if you think about it i mean all these other animals have been way more loyal but okay and unfortunately it only gets more messed up this is actually really kind of tragic i don't have any berries or leads to catch this fox but if i let him run free he'll kill little cluck jr so that does kind of break my heart but hey just like any other bad parent who can't help their child cope with death the one block gives me a bunny and tells me to shut up but just in case that wasn't enough fluff next we get a polar bear the polar bear doesn't hurt you or any of your animals so it's going to be totally okay to let it join us here on the sky block but a quick psa polar bear's irl are not so nice please do not attempt this at home another fox means another tear from the captain and the words of thanos forgive me little one after that i decide to cry myself to sleep but hey at least i see my loyal little pupper has come to comfort me in my time of no he just farted in his sleep ooh i can taste it we wake up on day seven and i see all these spruce trees and i really am getting in the christmas spirit speaking of awesome trees we get four dark oak saplings and uh some rabbit hides man one block can be morbid sometimes i don't have too much room for these huge trees so i plant them down on my bed platform okay so i'm actually gonna just let the footage roll here for a few seconds like no edits or anything just watch this i plant the trees and i just do like whatever walking around i do some dirt stuff for only like a few seconds and then we like barely walk up these stairs and hocus pocus we get dark occurs i guess i mean that grew in like 10 seconds and i'm just fine with that because dark oak is my favorite wood and if you disagree you're wrong and that's okay but just do better next time i start to use the dark oak immediately on my next project and that's it my next project is just four uneven logs art no no i'm kidding i'll work on this later but once again this dummy forgot to place torches so we do get another creeper that spawns over here this time though i decided it might be cool to actually you know use my brain so i make myself a bow and i make some arrows and i kill the creeper and if you listen very carefully as he dies i swear i can hear him say oh man light this sky base up like it's an rgb keyboard quick question what does this one block cage and global warming have in common they're both killing polar bears oh yeah that joke made me sad we do manage to save her though and i would make these two polar bears breed but unfortunately i don't have any coca-cola and that joke's gonna go over some heads day eight and we spend the whole morning chopping down trees we need a ton of wood for this next project we then make a little walkway and line it with some spruce logs honestly just any excuse to get more spruce in this build i'll take it and yeah this platform is pretty small but hey just like my girlfriend always says it doesn't need to be big besides i'm sure that this platform will make up for its lack of size by being more passionate and more attentive for those viewers who watch a ton of one block videos you probably already know where i'm going with this build this is going to be a mob xp farm these are pretty much a requirement for one block now i'm going to kind of rush through building this because it's not too exciting and if you want to know how you can build this or like what i'm doing you can always look up tutorials there all over youtube plus i've made this before into my old videos you know just trying to stay humble here but you know i am kind of pro at this point no big deal i am awesome but seriously for the next like two days if i'm not building a platform i'm just chopping down more trees just completely deforesting everything although well hold on am i damaging the environment if i created the entire environment there's a lot of philosophical thought to be unraveled on that one anyway another thing to note i need to get oak planks not slabs for this area where i want the mobs to spawn when i was building this i was kind of thinking that the mobs could not spawn on slabs when i made this and it turns out i was right so on day 11 we finish the floor and then we get started on making the roof now the roof can and probably is better made out of slabs because you do not want any moms spawning on the roof of this thing having creepers spawn on the top of this thing that's a bigger disaster waiting to happen than a stoner's taco bell run for both of those you don't want to clean that up i finish up the outside of the spawner with some torches just in case and then i put water in all of the runoff slots i also almost fall to my death and i poop my pants a little bit but it's okay there's enough water here that saves my life and cleans my pants on the morning of day 12 i can already see that this thing is working pretty good it just needs a few finishing touches and yes this mob spawner does kill the mobs on impact so it won't be giving me any xp i don't really have any use for xp right now so it's probably just safer to have all the mobs dead so i can collect their loot that's better than having a bunch of creepers blow me i mean blow up after all that hard work i get hungry for some chocolate and due to the insanity-inducing loneliness on the sky island i mistake this dark oak for some chocolate but hey it's still tangy though all of this dark oak is gonna help me with my next project but first i'm gonna start working on getting a fourth additional platform this next platform will be much bigger so i hope my girlfriend will be happy also this platform will need some grass and luckily the one block has already started to spread some grass to some of the other dirt so now we just need to make a path all the way down the platform trust me i know what i'm doing okay we all know that i have no idea what i'm doing but just go with it okay day 14 and i want to get a ton of spruce so i decide to plant a mega spruce tree pretty cool right wrong because the mega spruce tree turns a ton of this dirt into poodle the grass can't grow on that and yeah i said poodle i don't like podzol and speaking of foo i do finally get a big brown streak all the way down to brown town it's rhyming so it's classy and for some reason right here i thought i could use bone meal to spread grass and i just left this clip in to show you just how dumb i really am i start to harvest all the spruce and while i'm super scared of heights i must admit looking down on the whole island here it does look pretty good with all these wooden structures and all the leaves on the edges it all kind of looks like it's growing and speaking of growing i almost do the same dumb mega spruce tree thing again but i do stop myself because i'm starting to grow a brain i'm really getting a lot of growing word playing today we get the general outline of the platform done but we need some more dirt so it's back to the one block the only place you can get dirt in this world we find a stray but we know what to say when we find a straight don't we kids stray stray go away and don't come back no wait that doesn't rhyme day 15 and i wake up and decide to give my little rabbit breakfast no reason i just think she's cute hey not today stray okay even when i rhymes not a nursery rhyme guy sh shouldn't be writing nursery rhymes noted oh and there was this thing i find this fox and then like 10 blocks later in the one block i finally get some berries and if you guessed that there would be no more foxes spawning in the rest of the play through then you're our big winner tell them what they want captain that's right sorrow we get another bunny and yet another polar bear but still i'm really upset that we aren't gonna get a fox now i try to make myself feel better by making this baby bunny and oh yeah this totally works i feel great now this is the cutest thing ever and if a baby bunny doesn't cure your depression i can't help you besides i've got a ton of other cool animals i don't give a bro okay uh day 16 uh we've got enough dark oak to get working on our next project i get the framework set for this house and then i have to get my ankles set because it's broken and i am in need of medical attention but ankies are no i make some good progress on getting all the dark oak slabs set out a house like this lets me fulfill my dream of cosplaying as a wood elf building in skyblock is kind of weird because you only get so many blocks and block types you're kind of limited and like forced to use renewable blocks for the most part also you're like really limited in space so you have to be super efficient with everything you do yeah oh and uh did i mention you also have to be careful because you know you're way up in the sky at all times the void do be hungry and as much as i love living in this giant brown piece of poop i should probably try to add some more color so we start to grab a ton of dark oak leaves and yeah we basically spend all day harvesting and then replanting dark oak we're doing this so that eventually it'll all be worth it and the house will end up looking probably bad i mean come on we all know this will still probably not look too good day 18 and we start to place all the leaves i put these little porches or slash lookout things on each side of the house because adding leaves them makes the house look bigger more full and more like a full tree from out front but also i kind of just like the aesthetic of having these like cool off symmetry porches so now i get to wake up each morning and look out over the abyss while i recite shakespeare or i just walk outside to fart but both are good i still have to spend a lot of the day growing and regrowing trees and that's kind of a big part of skyblock when you're trying to do a lot of building at least in the early game the house isn't nearly finished but just like a freshman in their dorm room i decided it's better to go to sleep in here with no furniture or front door i guess that's safe but after having a nightmare that herobrine came into my house and spooned me last night i decided that maybe doors are good i also add some flowers out here on the porches as well i'm trying to add some furniture like end tables or something and i i just hate this dark oak on dark oak looks really bad and none of this is coming together quite what i was hoping for the look from the outside is pretty good though i do like how this all came together and hey just like i learned growing up in california as long as you're beautiful on the outside it doesn't matter how rotten you are on the inside seems legit right and stay up too late and find out my guard dogs are the worst in the world this reminds me of like when you have that little yappy chihuahua they're barking like crazy but then as soon as you get close to them just like uh oh you know what um actually never mind do you have food are we friends now and on day 20 i gotta say this house is okay to wake up in not too bad after all well at least for the captain standards it's not too bad we now almost have grass spread over to the new platform but we still don't quite have enough dirt we get close but it turns out the grass really isn't greener on the other side or will the grass the grass didn't get to the greener other side it's you guys know what i'm saying then i discover this game changer i see that this mod pack has mr crayfish mr crayfish's furniture mod is a mod made by mr crayfish with furniture okay a lot of the stuff in this mod pack is pretty self-explanatory you guys can't keep up i don't know kind of disappointed i had this simple oak desk then i put down this little small granite table and i can already tell this is what i'm going to be doing for the next few days i got this little patio with my little pupper and his food bowl a few other items on the other patios and then tada check out this big reveal this little treehouse came out looking pretty good seriously i don't have any like funny little twists on this here looking back at this footage this house came out really nice especially for how small and compact this is with all of our limited resource this is kind of one of my best houses and i do need to give all the credit to mr crayfish making these things look super nice and just as i start to feel a little bit of joy in my heart for the first time i take a look at my pond and i come right back to the reality that my builds suck so i try to add some of crayfish's fences here and make it look a little bit nicer but i'm hoping i get some lily pads or fish or anything this pond could use any kind of help this next shot right here it's not important for the challenge but i just mean look at this moon these shaders kind of make this guy look like zombie jesus see in three days bro on the start of day 22 and i can see the sun rise through my blinds and i i gotta say this place does look pretty cool i'm trying to make a lot of jokes but gotta give credit where it's due here oh but speaking of sick this grass has spread just like a deadly disease all the way to this platform and now we can finally start to build our animal pen we get the sides all done then we add some nicer fences as the sun sets then we add some more fences to split the platform up so that each animal has their own pen i heard your comments from the engineering video and you guys hate mixing animals just as much as i do so this time we're gonna make sure that everyone gets their own little space just like in a high school lunch room all these animals have split up into their own little groups don't worry mushrooms you guys are definitely the cool kids what a bunch of dorks day 23 and we get the chickens in their pen patricia looking great in her pen and then i try to make some scrambled eggs but i miss click and i end up hatching a bunch of chickens and i don't mean to ham it up but this animal platform does look excellent don't you don't don't you move don't you mushum agree i don't have a pun for the mushrooms now that the xp farm tree house and animal pens are all done i think it's finally time to get back to hitting the one block this next phase is the ocean phase and as a captain i was pretty hyped about it i'm so excited in fact i wet my pants but because of the ocean i want to be ready to have a bunch of water in my pants come on now that's just being prepared and just like michelangelo is known for painting the ceiling this teenage mutant ninja turtle almost splatters himself all over the roof of my cage but luckily we do save the turtles so does that i guess that kind of makes me like splinter huh you guys get the ninja turtle reference right i still have no idea how old my audience is and that is the beginning of our aquarium also there's a bunch of coral in one block but like if you harvest coral it kills it if you try to bring it out of the water it dies so like what why is this part of one block it's it's really upsetting this is kind of just like the fox thing it just makes me mad speaking of dumb this drowned is looking pretty silly right now and by the end of the day i do come to the realization that this ocean phase means that this little pond it's going to need an upgrade to be a proper sea so i start to raise the water level i add these sea salty boys because you know how the captain loves to tickle a pickle or two and then this happens a fish spawns and then immediately starts dying and i don't have any water in my bucket so i rush to go get some and it seriously only takes me like half a second but still he dies i guess this one is kind of understandable because i didn't have water in my bucket but dude it gets so much worse trust me i mean watch this the next fish i actually have water in my bucket and it still dies you only have like a half a second window to get fish i didn't realize unless you actually like have water on the one block or close around the one block the fish are pretty much as good as fish sticks and now that i said that i'm hungry and angry but luckily i do figure this out pretty quickly we catch this little guy and i take a picture of this fish so that i can put it on my tinder profile because i guess that's the thing guys do on their dating profiles pictures with the fish they've caught i then decide that the stone floor looks not so great so i carefully painfully try to replace all the stone with ocean monument blocks by day 24 i have enough to get the floor covered and yeah it's looking pretty good i mean better than just cobble that's for sure i also take out the dirt because it's time to go from snowboarding to surfboarding or wait did i just what i just call surfing then we get this guardian i do think it's kind of funny how these guys are some of the hardest things to fight in vanilla but when they spawn in just like 1 meter deep water in a cage they they look pretty pathetic i'm not going to lie also diamond hype i think this is the first one of the play-through too and i did turn some sand into window panes i added them i don't i don't can you see does it even really matter but then again according to my dad everything i do doesn't matter so it's fine whatever so big a quarter of the way done and i'm loving this modpack i gotta say what i'm not loving is how this elder guardian just pulled a it's nothing personal kid and teleported behind us right out of the cage just like that so i decided since i've only got a stone sword maybe a bow is a better way to deal with this i need to go to the mob form though i need to grab some arrows but that does mean that now i have a ton of mobs right behind me this goofy one-eyed monster trying to blow his load on me so cool by the way i'm totally hiding behind this log and he still managed to hit me which means yeah that's right even though i'm wearing protection from the one-eyed monster i still get splattered in the face we do eventually kill it uh even though seeing a elder guardian on a sky island like this is so weird it's so out of place i do go and i feed the mushrooms but they don't give me milk so sadly i'm going to need to circumcise this one so i can milk them i then take a big gulp of butter juice and man this this video has way too many innuendos on a less gross note we get a dolphin now i have to figure out how to move the dolphin from the cage all the way down to the aquarium without having him flop off the side of the island so here we go we then pull a sneaky little trick we make a man-made river down the middle of the platform all the way to the pond turns out it was a good thing i wet my pants earlier because now i'm well prepared for this soggy sky island but just to help our flippery little friend i do decide to pee in the river to keep it nice and warm reminds me though this hitting a little too close to home it reminds me of the lazy river at a water park dude and at first i thought it was working but the dolphin anime betrays me and tries to force me back into the cage where i presume he'll start to farm the one block and proceed to do the play out without me uh which point i guess he would then take over my youtube channel and yeah i gotta admit i would definitely watch a dolphin play minecraft yes absolutely now finally we have a fish a turtle and a dolphin all jamming down in our big pond so i do decide to fill in the river and then i break it all up huge huge dumb mistake but you'll see all that soon we do get some more of these little pickles tickled down here and then this okay tell me how this is fair we have water in here to save any fish but then a sponge and a fish spawn at the same time so the water gets sucked up and now the fish dies cool one block like real cool day 26 and we get another dolphin which means i need to redo the river all over again see told you big dumb this time i'm not going to jump in the water so i can't get tricked by this glorified trout no dude you don't get my pee anymore you haven't earned it actually though this dolphin is pretty graceful as he jumps into the water so i'm inspired and i decide to be just as graceful and i jump into gotta say i think i nailed it 10 out of 10. next we find nemo gotta say it wasn't that hard martin then we get ourselves another bucket of cod which now that i say it out loud kind of sounds like a menu item at a really bad seafood restaurant yeah i'm gonna take your girlfriend to red lobster give her the old bucket of cod we then get donatello to join old michelangelo but one of the ninjas tries to make a break for it and like wow i have to say it is so annoying to try to push all this sea life around on dry land that rebellious nature actually inspires this next dolphin and i am so done with this i just push her into the water source and i give up you know what that's your home now deal with it next we get this little guardian and while he puts up a good fight he's no big deal then we get this big guardian and it's a big deal because this is one of the closest times i get to death in the whole playthrough i kind of panicked there and just started spam clicking doing some bedrock attacks before i finally get hidden behind this tree we do manage to pick them off but man that was harder than it should have been now we just need some quick cow cream and i'm not sure what's more disgusting uh utter juice or cow cream but well they both taste great we then get this dolphin safely toward the pond whether she likes it or not and on day 27 it's starting to look like the aquarium is getting a little bit too crowded i basically have two options here i can build the sides up but then it'll be really hard to get new animals in or i could try to build the base down so this of course means that i need to try to carefully get under the aquarium and try not to let any of the animals fall out but i mean if i'm saying it out loud so i think we all know where this is going so let's just skip to the end almost all the dolphins just decide that they would rather unalive themselves than stay with me for one more second kind of sounds like all the girls i've ever asked out ouch we then use my sad boy tears to raise the water level one block higher and then i pour out one wither flower to honor our fallen flippery boys and even though i thought that phase would be my favorite turns out it was a nightmare and i'm glad it's over next up this phase is um the fifth one i think yeah jungle dungeon phase so we get rid of the river for a real this time and uh just fine with this because i'm honestly pretty done with the ocean life and now that we have no more fish coming in it's safe to seal up the whole aquarium and well for this part remember how the captain has like 300 iq no yeah well i had forgotten and i needed to remind myself real quick i started to fill up the aquarium to the top level and then i decided i wanted a see-through floor so all i have to do is just get out of the water before i close it up and i'll just place this block under me and not get trapped in the aquarium with no air and so that's immediately the opposite of what i do so at this point i don't want to like break the glass because you only get so much sand so i'm trying to chop up the wood but by the time i've realized this is a bad idea it's it's kind of too late like i've already committed i get down i get down to half a heart because i almost drown myself in my own aquarium i almost drowned in sky block i'm honestly not even surprised like this would be the perfect on-brand way for the captain to die ladies and gentlemen half a heart i'm honestly kind of proud here i'm like the best worst youtuber out there but on day 29 i do fix up the top and make everything look even in pure spite i even do decide to shake my butt in the faces of all the sea creatures an order is restored a perfect ending for the worst phase and i am so glad it's over but after i had made that aquarium i actually kind of decided that what i want to do is i want to make a mini biome for every phase of one block and i realize i didn't really do much for the winter phase so now i'm going to go on the far side of the farm i'm going to start to build the ice wall i get every little bit of white blocks that i can which means even getting some concrete made i do eventually get the ice wall done and it looks like winter is coming after all i'll pour one out for that show then i start to make a raised platform my idea here is i kind of wanted this area to be the highest because you know it's like the mountains and then down on the bottom is where the ocean is it kind of makes sense thematically right i go to bed because i do not want any white walkers spawning and then the next day i start to turn bone meal into bone blocks because even though i have all that fake snow it's still not enough at this point then finally we get started on the igloo at the very top and yeah it's a little bit blocky kind of ugly but i mean come on even igloos and vanilla are pretty ugly and that's like the best mojang could come up with so plus remember i only get like a limited amount of white blocks so with all that considered i still think this is pretty cool uh come on now if you didn't think i was gonna make a cool pun when we were building an igloo you clearly are not crewmate material but if you knew that i was going to make that bad pun the second i started today then welcome to the crew it's ice to melt you see there's a problem here this absolute dump truck booty these pixar mom massive butts these straight up giant face crushing back units just they can't fit whatever okay i save the polar bears people i don't know i have nothing else to say i'm done with this moving on day 31 and it's time to see what the jungle phase has in store for us today we get a couple seeds to tame this little parrot and that's a lot of seeds okay didn't uh didn't work there okay we'll just get some more seeds that's fine no no okay more seeds i guess i had no idea that parrots took so many seeds you know for such tiny little things you guys sure can eat a lot and you know what no shame i can relate i'm putting you on my shoulder but judging by how many seeds you just ate i'm afraid you're gonna separate my collarbone next up this happens remember when i said the elder guardian was the scariest thing in the play through well enter the evoker and even though i take him down pretty quickly just a few swings the vex turn out to be a nightmare on this tiny little sky island i mean honestly i'm in a really tough area right here because every time i try to stop and eat or even like fight back they take a chunk of health and i actually get really lucky here because i have no idea how to handle this but the vex keep running into the wither rose that's on the top of the one block cage and if that wasn't there don't know if i would have gotten through this part right here we do get back to mining though and i find this ocelot and on a side note in this version of minecraft you actually can't tame ocelots oh and then this sunset shot right here it's not really relevant to the story i just thought it was kind of romantic hey what if we kiss under the mooshroom udders no no no i'm i'm just kidding i'm just goofing with you unless but then tragedy strikes we gain a panda but we lose a parrot i decide to plant this rose instead poor polly and as i go to bed that night the chat log reminds me of his death boo day 32 we get some jungle trees from the one block chest it's pretty sweet i grow the trees then harvest them for more saplings till i have four then we grow this crazy big boy and i gotta say i know you're impressed what i'm not compensating for something why would you think that who told you we then get two pandas and just like pandas in the real world they don't seem to be very good at breeding and finally on day 33 we get a chest with some sugarcane and bamboo so i'm gonna need a place to plant and then grow all these so i decide why not build under the jungle tree makes sense right so i waterfall my way down and i start to build what will become the biggest platform add-on yet out of only jungle blocks this is going to turn into our jungle oasis a little temple out in the desert kind of reminds me of vegas but with less damp sticky moss everywhere we plant the sugarcane and the bamboo and eventually i'm going to redo all this i'm going to have all of these lines be sand and sugar cane but this is just to get a start for right now and being the size queen that i am i definitely want to make that platform a lot bigger that's going to require going back to the one block so more one block means more of me or running around with only two hearts i have to keep moving and dodging and getting my heart rate way too high trust me you do not want to smell a sweaty captain but i managed to get a few good dodges and hits in with a bow when we kill the vex but just then right when i think i'm safe to stop and eat yeah it's a good thing i had a totem because that vex just popped me right in the face the only good news is we lost a totem while fighting an evoker so we're gonna get another one right away but it might be time to finally get some armor yes this video is halfway done and i just now get my first piece of gear a diamond helmet because my brain needs all the protection it can get and some iron gear too and if you're wondering like what's my reasoning behind waiting so long is there's no renewable way to get diamonds or iron so i was holding off for as long as i could i figured i might need to make a pick or something the next evoker comes up and i actually managed to deal with him pretty easily so i guess the gear did work out pretty well but just to be a little bit safer we do add on two more gavels so everything is going great right wrong if you've ever watched any of my videos you know that it can never just be okay so of course i lose my second parrot but hey at least we get another pair right away oh my god look so many seeds this is ridiculous now that we've got this parrot it is time to sit him right here i feel like i'm being a bad parent again i'm just putting all my animals into timeouts they don't go run and hurt themselves speaking of animals we also get enough bamboo so we can go feed this little cutie all right now tell me where the orange chicken is right now day 36 and i add the blue orchid to some flower pots yes this is the best flower in minecraft disagree don't at me because you're wrong get that lily of the valley out of my face we do manage to get this panda's butt into a boat and try to take him to his new jungle by him home and then take off the water source and i just like watch him fall uh good luck little buddy yeehaw next up we get a chest and i see speak of the devil and with this chest that means it's time for the next phase i was figuring after a jungle temple maybe we'll get something like a diamond phase a y11 phase or something i don't know but did we end up getting the desert phase which is still pretty cool and luckily right away we get a villager too and if you're wondering was he an absolute headache uh yeah 100 i think he heard my reputation how i treated my villagers before so he's trying his luck with flying off the skyblock but i do manage to talk him down and promise i've changed my ways but i haven't and for now we managed to just get this little guy back to my house where he's going to be nice and safe at least that's what i thought on day 37 we get our villager to sign up at farmersonly.com and i see that he trades wheat that's good because i got that we use bone meal to enrich our flour and then we start to get our very first monies which is great because maybe now i can actually buy myself a better computer i wonder if alienware will take emerald payments eventually after all those trades our villager evolves into village mander and he learns pumpkin trade and that's not so good because we don't have those and now that we're starting to get into some farmer trades it's about time that we upgrade our farm now of course i i could just add on another farm right next to the first farm but what do you think the captain's just some basic bee okay you're right i am sir but i do aspire to be better so i want to make the next farm a little bit cooler i make a raised platform right over the first farm and i begin to fill it in with dirt unfortunately i run out so i'm just gonna have to leave this and fix it later is what a smart person would do but i decide this is looking a little too good so i gotta mess it up i place wood in the rows for the pumpkins to spawn on i didn't know this but that doesn't work so this raised farm is just like me it looks great but it's totally useless and at the moment i can't really do too much more if i don't have any dirt or sand so it's back to the one block come to me poppy and then we get another ville oh no just a wandering traitor well i'm sure he's gonna have some amazing trades for us come on you guys already know these trades are gonna be poop he's selling his mushroom huh pretty sure that counts as prostitution anyway we get some cactus that's actually pretty cool we plant this down in the oasis and then i see that our panda is in a little bit of trouble then all of a sudden i have to jump into superhero mode this sad panda has somehow managed to get himself stuck on this tiny little ledge i bravely rush in and all as well i killed him didn't i yeah i just i just killed the panda cool bro we then get a vindicator but stuck in this cage it's more like a he's more like a vindic suck no no oh by the way a serious side note really quick in one block it is really important to stay organized i'm kind of trying to keep each phase in its own chest sort of we do get another wandering trainer and of course another disappointment brown eye come on can't fool us you know you're just trying to sell us a big dump so this means now i have a prostitute and a poop merchant man my island is awesome now the third laundry boy does have beetroot seeds normally i would throw beet root seeds in the trash but since our farmer does love dem beets i'm in turns out it's time to drop the beets now it's time to pump up the beets and it turns out this farmer moonlights as a dj because he really digs the beats that that was just like the same punch line three times in a row oh so bad but check out these sales yes sell me daddy oh whoa the traders do not like that i just said that because they immediately leave the discord call on me yeah honestly i yeah i respect that we get back to the one block shoot this vindicator right between the eyeballs and get yet another dump merchant honestly the only reason i'm really even showing this right now is to highlight the fact that we are getting way too many wandering traders i'm actually going to take a little bit of a break here and make a bunch of boats this way we can get all the wonder traders out somewhere safe and out of my way but mostly just out of my way i had to like backtrack and go all around my island trying to find each traitor it kind of felt like a video game where you have to go to each level and find the mcguffin i mean well technically minecraft is a video game i don't know i don't know why i said it like that we had some rain during the night so i channel my inner mom and i make sure these poor little boys don't catch a cold we build a small roof to keep these trady boys dry i actually think it looks pretty cool with the shaders how it has like the light coming through the leaves right there and then we actually do go out to get like the last few rogue traders i get this guy off of the top of my farm and we do some extreme boating off the platform and we finally get everybody home safe then i take my time and aim right in this guy's eyeball and then right in the other one feels good so on day 44 we hit our next benevolent gift seems like it's time to 420 blaze it because we're headed to the nether but first since we do actually have some lava for the first time we're gonna make a cobblestone generator so pull up a chair champ because it's captain's tutorial time cobblestone generator needs four blocks with an extra block deep here in the second spot water goes in the very first spot the lava goes all the way in the fourth spot so the cobble will be created right here in the third spot so instead we advance on to the next phase i actually do craft up a bunch of bone blocks i want to take those down so i can expand onto the oasis but like immediately after doing that i realize i should just be using the cobblestone generator it is really boring and i hate this but i do manage to get enough cobble slabs to expand the floor of the oasis so that i can place sand on top of it without it without it you know like falling away i then start to randomly place some more jungle blocks on the floor to make the oasis a little bit bigger and then i even climb up the big jungle tree because i'm trying to get some saplings and yeah you already know your boy is super scared of heights so this really shows some dedication and speaking of scared of heights dude oh no i uh i wasted totem falling from a tree like how do i even make it out of one block doing stuff like this i get all the jungle saplings and i plant them down on the oasis i then decide that because i suck so much at falling off of all these high areas i should probably make some walkways that'll safely let me move around as much as possible but yeah it's not like i'm gonna need these right i'm a sure footed as a goat a goat with no legs okay so by day 48 with the two walkways down to the oasis and looking pretty good i am pretty glad that i actually did this i then spent a day trying to farm more jungle saplings so i plant a jungle tree on top of the one block and it looks so goofy oh and i also plant this one out here so that you and i can enjoy the sunset together you know i realized when i fell off that jungle tree really i was falling for you loyal viewer day 50 and we get a bit of rain but i gotta say the jungle is looking really good when it's wet we then spend all of the day adding sand around the oasis don't tell anakin and we spent all of that night getting started on our cursed temple the problem is i have super limited block selection for this so that doesn't really end up going well like at all and uh yeah i i don't know if this is like a spoiler or anything but i'm just gonna let you guys know this this thing ends up looking really bad i do end up changing it like on day 90 but for most the play through this pyramid is just absolute garbage i'm running out of terra cotta so i have to fill it in with like what's left it actually looks like a it's a picasso it's abstract i really do think honestly a child playing with blocks could do a better job with this one we set out some sugarcane here in the desert this is for function but also just to look good kind of like my muscles but also just like my muscles it's uh comes up a little bit small and yeah at the time i thought this kind of looked okay but looking back on it oof on day 52 i wake up and i just decide to throw this egg out my window don't know why i did that but let's go with it i then see that the only villager i have is just replaced with a zombie not turned into a zombie villager by the way mind you that would be okay i could change him back into a villager he was just straight up replaced with a zombie we get some piglings from the one block and they're not too impressive but what is impressive is that next we get some ancient debris so we finally do craft up a diamond pick and we grab it also we get some obsidian which will help us get an enchantment table finally and then we find one of these again honestly at this point i'm getting so good at killing these evokers i'm basically just farming totems at this point sadly it's time to now execute the prisoner my ancestors are smiling at me imperials and you say the same next day we get a strider and even though they have absolutely no use for me i still decide to save him yeah i could be a good guy sometimes oh and really quickly warning for headphone users yeah this is so loud and annoying ouch don't get me wrong i get it jump scares and all that but there's a line between jump scares and just murdering my ears and you crossed it my guy on day 54 we get this hogling who presents us her buttocks um yay i am a pious man and i shall not be tempted by your sinful ways oh and we do get some netherrites so but at this point in the play through i'm guessing that we probably won't get too much neither right did i scare you am i a spooky boy then we get this sound which means my cage gets broken i guess we get a huge flood of nether mobs and i gotta say with all this wood this is actually pretty bad right now but we do manage to kill the ghast and the blaze before they can set anything other than the cobble on fire so none of our platform burns up smokey would be proud then we just have to repair the cage and yeah for a boss event this isn't so bad if that's the worst thing the one block can throw at us i think we should be fine oh look at this i i guess some of the piglings decided to stay around these frat boys i guess didn't get the hint day 55 and everything is looking pretty good we get yet another strider and at this point i just kind of feel bad for these things i mean it's not like i'm ever gonna get enough lava to give these guys a proper home then like soon some of the homies come through and like we just start like hella blazing it up you know after that we finally get enough obsidian to make an enchantment table so now we just need some leather oops i mean i didn't say leather i mean we need some lead air don't worry little cows sure you'll be fine did you guys just catch my really quick save right there those cows almost figured out our plan we actually do have a decent amount of leather from earlier so i can start making some books but we are going to eventually need some more i throw my enchantment table down in the spooky temple and we head to bed unfortunately now we are going to need some more leather oh no oh not in front of the babies wait what what's that little guy you think killing your parents would be a totally poggers tick-tock prank all right bet we set up some bookshelves but we are still going to need some more and we get another ghast so [Applause] goodbye eardrums we then get this blaze and sadly while i was trying to puff puff pass i commit a huge party fell and i dropped the blaze rod now our home that's made entirely out of wood is sort of on fire my bad we managed to put everything out the only thing that we lost was the old gate so i decided it's time to upgrade and we get ourselves a fancy gate yes and then on day 57 we get like the best chest in the game i mean look at this then after looting and breaking this bad boy we're moving on to the next phase turns out it's uh i don't know my modpack kind of bugged out here i don't know why it's not telling me the phases in the chat log anymore and you know what if i don't get to know what the faces then neither do you yeah that's right i'm keeping you guys in the dark too until the big reveal and it's the bee phase that's it did you was the tension worth it did you guys love the big plot twist okay i think it's actually called the plenty phase like milk and honey land of plenty i guess look i didn't name it okay you can call me out for all these cringy jokes and that's totally fair but this one's not on me okay so before we get started on before we get started okay sorry before we get too deep into the b phase i really want to try and make my cobblestone generator a little less terrible we set up this piston right next to where the cobblestone spawns then i run a little redstone towards this redstone torch we then put some more redstone in the butt part of the machine and then a repeater on the next level and yeah i'll admit it i looked up a tutorial on how to get this to work i don't i mean i don't really know look it ended up working so i'm not going to ask too many questions i then add a long runway where all the stone can collect and i try to make it look at least a little decent i think that i place this wooden part far enough away from the lava so that it doesn't catch on fire but hey if i'm wrong it's no big deal right i mean it'll just catch the entire wooden platform on fire and destroy a huge chunk of my work oh no is that foreshadowing i like day 60 and i start making a small flower patch right here which i surround with these fancy fences uh by the way have you noticed i'm kind of obsessed with all these little fancy fences i'm putting them all over my build of course not as obsessed as i am with you you big sexy stupid voluptuous viewer you oh my god stop flirting with me you crazy viewer i need to focus on trying to catch the zombie villager uh and he's dead and you know what i blame you so i make a boat so i can catch the next zombie villager we make some shredded beef and finally get a full set of bookshelves in my spooky temple library day 61 and we hit the bee jackpot the bee pot the the honey pot of jacks it's we get a lot of bees sadly without a bee's nest they all die off pretty quick i then enchant my bow and turns out we get power three then just efficiency three boo and then feather falling and yeah i'm the kind of guy that needs that best enchant so far i decorate the base with a skull because i'm super cool i then decide to upgrade my boots with netherright because i gotta have them dope kicks also since now we do have an enchantment table we're gonna have to redo this xp farm uh so that it actually has xp you know but that's easy to do just need to raise the level and by easy i mean that of course it's super dangerous and of course i messed it up a creeper blows my bottom open oh why did i did i phrase it like that gross but after panicking for a little while we do manage to fix this so now when the mobs fall they'll end up alive with only half a heart this means we can kill them and get xp why am i explaining this i mean you guys all know how an xp farm works so yeah there it is easy xp now what i'm doing is i'm carefully looking through and trying to see if i see the word zombie villager okay i think i saw one so i'm gonna head up a few blocks and place some blocks here to stop the mobs from coming down the bad guy pipe you carefully pick off everything that's not a villager and then make this area here a little bit of roofing so that we can put him in a boat without him dying in the sun and boom into the bow he goes so i get him in the boat and i drive him safely over to the spot and by the way let's all just recognize that i could definitely make a joke here about him poking me in the butt but i'm not doing it because i'm far too classy for that that's honestly that's the biggest joke so far we get a brewing stand and now we can start to play god by day 63 we start making our potion of weakness put some gun powder in there to make it a bit more spicy and just a few minutes later we find another zombie villager once again we then clog up the sin shoot and get this next zombie and oh just a little guy and now it's time to go dr frankenstein and bring these stinky boys back to life golden apple for you and a golden apple for you and then we wait long time and ta-da two squeaky clean villagers oh oh oh it's only this one okay dude i told my viewers that i could cure zombie villagers you're making me look really bad right now ah see there it is tada okay so let's get this boat over here and we will set you guys right here till i can figure out what to do with you unplug the bad guy pipe and there it is the evil tube is flowing again we then make this like super janky really makeshift little area to keep the villagers safe because i am not losing them again i'm not gonna let them pull a dad and go out to the supermarket looking for milk then never come back not today the next day the kid is still a kid hug jeez come on grow up start paying taxes and just losing your hair already good i spent all day farming xp and trying to get better in chance i'm going for a silk touch but hey it's all worth it fellas because that night we finally get ourselves a little puss nope stop i will not wait a minute now shrek they literally call him puss and boots let's be real shrek is the gold standard day 66 and now our villagers childhood dreams have all officially died and they are both adults and upon hearing this they then immediately have a midlife crisis wherein they go and run out to buy a mazda miata yeah that's right shots fired mazda miata owners i had two beds but it is painfully obvious this place is way too small so it's time to expand it a little and now i'm getting a pretty good start on the villager dome i see that all the villagers are already breeding oh until i run up with a camera in their faces and ruin the vibes come on don't be prudes you know this is the kind of stuff that gets you big on twitch right i'm making my roof for the villager dome out of leaves because i want to drag them into my wood elf cosplay i get a fletcher's uh a fletcher block i actually don't know what this block is called i could probably just like look it up on google but i'm too busy putting in more leaves we finally get a full roof set up and i seal all the villagers in the dome with me inside of it this kind of reminds me of that drake and josh meme captain where's doorhole i break out shining style and replace the door with a trapdoor in my mind i'm thinking now the villagers won't be able to get out and if you're seeing the problem with this yeah don't get ahead of me and then put down some beds because you know that's how you make babies yeah that's right kids you just start placing down extra beds all around your house you'll start collecting baby brothers and sisters in no time trust me this villager wakes up rams his face right at the trap door oh classic villager and then i start getting way into farming which is classic captain and what do you know day 69 and we make a baby dude i swear i didn't plan that that's just the power of day 69. and of course to keep the memes going this bee comes up to me and asks me if i like jazz and the bees nest has spawned next to our flowers we then head back to the one block and we actually managed to get another's bees nest and yes i'm calling them bees nests because they're not a hive and that bugs me so much get it you guys you guys got that right it bugs me because of bees come on now stay 69 i need to bring out all the dumb stuff it's kind of gamer law speaking of making babies we get this little baby bee and honestly looking at this little bee family with a baby in the middle this is probably the most wholesome day 69 you'll ever see on any 100 day challenge and speaking of little kids turns out the little villagers can run out of the trapdoor and yeah i didn't know that that could happen also take note there's definitely three kids that left and yeah count them only two come home so uh oh that's brutal luckily on the next day we put down another bed and i do actually see three kids so they all came home safe right or maybe they just made another baby when i wasn't looking ah it doesn't matter either way we don't have to call child services anymore i set up some branches in the tree and then i get a little bit deeper into my wood elf kink because now i'm going to shoot down and kill all the iron golems doing this might be the biggest perk of having villagers in one block with the iron golems we officially have infinite iron now and we could totally make an iron farm but i actually kind of prefer to like have the iron golems just roaming around the island it adds a little bit more protection also i like killing them with my bare hands but if my psychologist asked it was definitely the first reason our fletcher is giving us a huge bargain on sticks it's the quickest way to make money economics 101 also we have an armorer who is giving us costco size deals too or tesco if y'all from england we are going to try to get our armor leveled up so we can get some cheap diamond gear and right away we already get him to level two honestly this is kind of our life for the next few days big sticks means big money big money means big wasteful spending on stuff that i'm just gonna throw away anyway like i said economics 101 i continue to harass and wake up the villagers just so i can make useless dumb purchases like a true karen and soon we get the trades we've been looking for i then go full capitalist i start breaking down nature just to make a quick buck and soon enough we have enough unearned acquired wealth to buy our designer pants i get efficiency on my axe so i can destroy the world even faster and get a pretty dope iron sword too looting is top tier i know i then slice up the prisoner's toes and i sleep like a baby afterwards day 73 and i'm still working on the one block but i'm pretty busy just killing iron golem oh oh he's trying to give a flower to the kid this is like some iron giant level sadness oh what am i talking about that movie was way sadder this isn't even close we get some honey and some diamonds and we kill some more giants oh why did i now it's gonna be stuck in my head every time i kill one of these guys we also get a phantom out of the one block cool i guess i also try to melee this guy because with looting on my sword i can get more iron i just gotta be careful gotta be careful and he's spanking my butt okay he's absolutely destroying me right now all right uh yeah let's not get too greedy uh maybe just use a bow from now on this will be fine after killing off all of these villagers guardians and removing any hope they had of safety their prices are looking pretty good and hey it's not tyranny if the un doesn't find out about it take notes putin we make an anvil from all this blood iron we've collected and we craft up a pretty good fortune pick we are now three quarters of the way done with the play through and to mark this occasion we get ourselves another little kitty cat with all these bees and these little kitty cats and these dogs gosh darn it if this isn't the gosh gosh darn it if this ain't the cutest oh we hear this dumb sound again only this time i didn't have enough time to get away so the block under me breaks and i fall through and oh man is it a good thing that i made the oasis below me because my life just flashed before my eyes with this one and uh yeah other than that heart stopper right there uh this whole thing is not really a big threat i mean look at this it's just slimes some bees so okay just kind of run around for like 10 seconds till the bees get atd and stop attacking me then yeah head to bed day 77 and all the villagers are huddled up in this one little corner i think i can hear them whispering some kind of plans they're going to wait till he goes to sleep and then they're going to have the iron golems attack him ah it's probably nothing anyways who cares i got diamond gear now also i make some hoppers but i'm gonna need two more for the next thing i wake up the next morning and my neck hasn't been snapped which means the villager's plan didn't work we get a third hopper which means we only need a little bit more iron and so we find this golem and in just a few more shots i'm gonna have all the iron i'm gonna need there'll be no worries and of course the iron immediately falls off the edge everybody watching the video already knew that was coming i think deep down even i kind of knew it luckily not much later this one um just kind of spawns inside of a wall rap we then get our fourth hopper and now we can head back to the xp farm just to be safe we go and turn off our danger shaft and uh okay yeah there's there's definitely a second meeting going on here i hear it now we then set up chess on the bottom and hoppers so that all of the loot that the mobs drop will be collected and it will have its own storage place here that's automated we then open up the juicy bad boy tube and okay now now i'm just trying to sound bad now we have an easy xp farm and all of the loot will be safely stored away finally by day 79 we've gotten all the way through the phase of plenty in the very last plenty chest we do get a name tag this means i now have to choose one of the animals to name and i'm going to go with my very first pupper and name him mate because he's my first mate i'm actually sitting in the recording booth saying that name out loud it does sound kind of weird and hey look if you guys can think of a better name for this little guy you put it down in the comments if you find a better one i'll pin it if you find a better one all right let's see what the next phase is the time i was doing this i had no idea i was honestly kind of hoping that we were getting so close to the end here i was kind of hoping that maybe this would be the end phase but then i just see this stone so i realize that's probably not right and then end the day by getting this sick pic sick pic dude dude why'd you send my girlfriend a sick pig dude gross okay i do spend like the entire day trying to figure out what this next phase is and i'm pretty quickly coming to the realization that this phase is it's pretty bad i actually looked it up later turns out this is the desolation phase and yeah just like the name suggests it's basically nothing it does have some mycelia which i have silk touch so i can actually get something out of this but i mean this is about it we get a visit from the black parade here and i gotta be honest i really don't care about like any kind of horse even a skeleton horse it's like we're playing on skyblock here but i mean at this point if it's going to be free sure spooky boy rides again the next day we get this spicy little burrito again i don't know why i called him that but again like at this point kill evokers it's just adding to my totem collection i legit think we have like seven now i then break the biggest gamer rule i admit i spend diamonds on a hoe and i buy a diamond hub actually full confession i go full simp and get an entire inventory of diamond hose but hey at least we do level up the toolsmith i really want to get some diamond tools day 82 and we get a loyalty one book but i mean who needs that when i have subs like you that are loyalty69 also we then get this luck potion and then we get two evokers so yeah not so lucky huh i then get this golem in the exact same place on this ledge and somehow here i don't immediately think i'm wasting my time that's okay i can just kill this golem until this brave and noble trader actually jumps in front of him i don't want to sound like a terrorist here or anything but your trades are expendable if you're getting my meaning oh yeah okay that's what i thought finally we do get our diamond pick it's pretty good then we get our diamond sword and this thing is even better we then go to bed because that hostage situation it made me a little tired on day 83 we get another seizure seizure-inducing raid slash mob party thing we got armored skeletons and an evoker too and honestly if i didn't have all that villager diamond armor this could have been pretty tough but it's not but hey you know what a for effort guys now please stop blowing holes in my cage day 84 we get some dumb skeletons then we get this trash chest with just poisoned potatoes and this phase really sucks not sure why it's even here i mean honestly we should be hyped up getting towards the end i'm honestly just gonna try to go through these last days pretty fast but hey if you guys are bored you need a little entertainment look i gotta be on my face i'm sucking his honey nut cheerios oh stupid day 85 and yes we finally get through this phase and make it to the end probably just say this before you get like too excited we do need to break a thousand blocks of this phase before we actually get to the end portal still this phase is going to be a lot funner funner runner funner is a word right runner's not a word and just a quick pause i gotta say is we're getting close to the end here the base is looking really good never mind i totally forgot about that temple and i really gotta fix that thing and look at this we get ourselves the true best item in minecraft we then run out and start planning the potato i sure do like planting potatoes i think i might even try to make it my goal to plant the most potatoes in hypixel skyblock i can't be too hard right huh what who's technoblade i decided to buy some stew because hey why not i then just buy some cookies and i throw them out to my pets because hey they've been loyal and by my side this whole time on day 86 we just push onward deeper into the end phase first thing we'd find is these endermites and i gotta be honest with you guys i had totally forgot that this mob was in vanilla minecraft like think about how rarely you see these little guys i then decided to hit the suspicious two and weakness oh come on boring i already have that debuff in real life boo i do manage to find this little pupper and now mate will have a little oh well uh he'll have a mate i guess the 87 when i hear that sound i know i've either let out a huge fart or there's a shulker nearby oh look it's both i start running around looking for this thing everywhere when i get hit by one of its missiles i start to float up and oh look there it is honestly that's a pretty good hiding spot way up here but for some reason it moves down to the cage and i get an easy slap next we get an enderman and honestly i kind of don't really want to kill enderman like why not they're pretty peaceful i just want to let it go however i do find out later why this is kind of a bad idea but for right now eh it hurt nobody and now on this day before i get to the end and push on through the playthrough i decide i should probably try to fix my temple i set out a floor of cobblestone to catch all of the blocks that i'm about to break also it kind of works with scaffolding too and then catch this guy red handed a black-handed are endermen like dark purple the point is i catch them stealing and then go through the process of breaking down all the terra cotta and standstone it turns out anakin was right about sand all along now instead of making a desert pyramid out of terra cotta i'm going to use it for its actual original intended purpose and then i spend all day making this dope mesa formation then i take another day and i make another one over on this side and now that we have our cool red rocks canyon look it finally host burning man i'll just have to buy more stew that night i get back to work on the temple i decide i'm going to go with like a half desert half nether kind of look because you know they're both hot so that's like thematic right i start setting up the sides of the pyramid and they're looking pretty good now this is starting to look like a more traditional egyptian pyramid rather than a crappy aztec one yeah that's right get bodied aztec pyramids that night we start to add blackstone to the base of the pyramid and then i get to work on one of the front obelisks finally by the morning of day 92 we get this spooky basalt slash gilded obelisk tower it's looking pretty good i then add some soul sand and soil around the base of the pyramid to give it an even more nethery look and then i just add some small details here and there but then again isn't life all about the small details or something i then add all these spicy blocks so that if i fall off the edge i'll burn my feet too and then i begin to make my true masterpiece i've always wanted to make a monument to our true lord and savior the upside-down tea so what better way to do that than with a bunch of mushrooms we start off by making a red and a blue mushroom sack and of course we use the mycelium to make the shaft of the tea finally we have to put a cap for the tea and why not use some mushroom lights and there it is it's a monument to the upside down tee all made out of desolation blocks see the whole point of this is i wanted to let you guys really know what i think about the desolation phase it sucks oh i almost forgot time to add a giant mushroom now i have some mushrooms growing on my mushroom we get a ton of these little red bumps all over the place just so the mushroom's a little extra spicy and this this part of the video right here is why you should never subscribe to my channel keeping with the theme of sin i had another portal right at the base i light it sorry it's just what are we doing i light it and i see that this mod pack actually has immersive portals which is pretty cool uh kind of a weird time to point this out since uh we're sort of in the middle of something else but uh well i guess one block doesn't like my upside down t because now the texture packets laugh so hard that they've broken seriously i think i'm gonna have to like rush this play through and get this all finished i don't know how much more this mod pack can take i guess the upside down t was just too much to handle uh on day 94 i had kind of thought i maybe had figured this out and i do want to say like legit all jokes aside i'm really sorry about this i'm really sorry this looks so bad especially since my videos are actually starting to get better quality now i didn't realize it was this bad like this late into the recording also like a weird side note here it is kind of funny that i'm saying sorry for the broken textures and yet i'm totally ignoring this giant upside down tee in my build like oh yeah that's not problematic at all right okay one last speed run all around the base just so you can see what we've all built in the last 100 days all jokes aside it actually does come out pretty good this is a really fun playthrough remember this all started from just one little grass block and now it's kind of its own mini little world gotta say i'm pretty happy with this one block is really cool because everything in it is all completely you nothing spawned in here nothing was like procedural every single thing here is all my design i'm gonna get my last sword ready and of course it is 37 levels i mean i guess that's still cheaper than gas nowadays on day 96 we finally get to the end game we get this great sword yeah that'll do oh and also this happens yeah a little mini heart attack here the first time doing this play through on day 96 i thought i could die here i had no idea what was going on in reality though it's no big deal it just signals the reveal of the ender portal so we make this super top tier staircase i know all impressed i'll put a tutorial out for this later don't worry and then i just count to see how many eyes of ender are actually missing here only four which is no biggie we can totally do that and i actually want to see what comes next so i do hit the one block a little bit and it's basalt then quartz and then grass and so at this point i think it's all just kind of random and yeah for everybody who is wondering after you actually get through the end phase you just go into like the end game phase the block just randomly generates any block from all the past phases so i make all of my last preparations for the ender dragon fight potatoes stone to climb up the towers water buckets you guys get it i say goodbye to all my pets you guys are stinky and you all need baths and you know what as a stinky boy myself i respect that i'm gonna miss you guys mate good boy bad name and as for you birds you guys scared me every single day making creeper noises behind my back but you know what still gonna miss you guys too and with that we finally set our last eye of ender in place and we get ready to end the game and while it is pretty cool that the portal has this view of like the whole arena from up in the air i uh i was kind of thinking am i gonna have to just like mlg bucket like what's the what's going on here luckily i was wrong because it lets you float down so that's pretty good do use the water bucket though just in case and i start off popping some of the crystals i gotta be honest with you guys i haven't fought the ender dragon in like years i can't even remember the last time i did this i build up to one of the cages and then break in and i spank this crystal really quick but i have a ton of totems so i'm kind of like i still don't want to waste them but i'm just sitting in the magic but i'm getting a bit too greedy and i jump and yeah i flubbed the mlg look if you want to count that as like a death and it's me failing at this 100 challenge i'm not even gonna fight you i totally get it that was me being dumb at the same time though i came here to make a sick sky base and that's what i did not fight this dumb dragon however this time i do decide to use my brain so instead of just standing in the dragon's magic i actually break down and try to get away from that before i lose another totem and then pop another crystal and yeah after that one i think i've got them all i'm gonna go do a quick test shoot the dragon see if she heals if not then i'll know i was right and it turns out we were right we did slap all the crystals so now it's just time to put some holes in this girl's wings i just shot her 100 times from far away because my bow is pretty legit but i do decide i want to get like a melee hit it once or twice because my sword's pretty good too and uh yeah look guys if i'm gonna be totally honest i'm a youtuber here i'm trying to make an entertaining video i want the last hit of this fight to be a melee one i'm gonna get that sixth cinematic ending you know what i mean like honestly just shooting the dragon with a bow would be pretty lame so i want this fight to finish face to face however in the process i'll admit it made this fight just take way too long but i did it i finally got that last stab in and i didn't lose any more totems gg and now that the play-through is totally done i spend day 98 just making up a few signs i put the names of all my patreon members on them thank you guys so much all of you who support me and all of you who support me on patreon i even added in riley at the very end here who joined after the recording because i'm gonna do everything i can to show you guys just how much i love you this is me just throwing some sugar because you guys are my sugar daddies and yeah like all jokes aside thank you guys so much for supporting me thank you guys i love you and thank you for watching this video day 99 we're just gonna do a quick tour around the sky base a little sped up here and uh yeah thank you hi guys you're amazing i love you and uh see you guys in the next video okay bye um um um okay

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Id: CMrsZrPyids

Length: 88min 9sec (5289 seconds)

Published: Tue Apr 05 2022