I Streamed TF2 but didn't know what I was doing

we're charging via the left okay come with me and you'll see a world of pure imagination I love you justly as soon as I decide to not feel me and then I yield a big one hello everyone check it out new microphone eh I don't need to blank it anymore now some of you might already know that I've been streaming three or so days a week if you did not know that that's all right just know that I'm live on Twitch Tuesday Friday and Saturday from 3 p.m. to 6 p.m. PST just to be clear with you all producing YouTube videos will always be my number one priority and this is not about to turn into a stream highlight Channel if you want to see stream highlights go subscribe to my secondary channel in the description where I've already uploaded a chill conversation between me arty game and uncle Dane anyway I've decided to upload just one T of to highlight reel here especially because of my screaming journey began quite strangely so uncle Dane asked me to play mbm with some other youtubers right seems fine within 15 minutes before we started I finally asked who we're gonna be playing with only to find out that it's idubbbz dunkey Lea and arty Gabe that's ok that's ok it's not like I've been quoting and laughing at this same video game dev tycoon video by donkey from 2013 for the past honestly I probably could have kept my cool but the timing was so disastrously perfect I was about to announce my first tf2 stream the very next day so I figured why not announce this stream I'm dying inside with these verbs oh my god my next slide next Twitter that's right instead of focusing on all the talented people in the discord Cole I was panicking and apologizing to over a thousand people for what was essentially a 15 frames per second stream at best like this dude this stresses me out the frame rates not perfect forgive me frame rates not perfect oh goodness I was really new to streaming and forgot to check if I had the replay buffer on a feature that destroys your frame rate unless you have a got to your CPU don't tell me replay buffer was the problem all along don't oh oh no don't tell me at the press of a button it's fixed anyway when the frame rate wasn't dying there was this humongous sub notification that never stopped going off since this was my first announces free and as if that wasn't hectic enough I know so little about mbm that I had to constantly ask the chat what to do what do i do what do I do a medic shield yes you dumb I am obviously extremely grateful for all the support that came in during this stream but between thanking every contribution apologizing for my framerate and taking a crash course in MDM for my chat but guys in this card must have been like man this guy's the quiet type isn't he guys I'm really sorry for the framerate my CPU so I swear thank you two Scouts left nut for subscribing to the channel guys how do I play this game anyway 30 minutes into the stream I fixed the framerate and the sub started cooling down allowing me to pay attention to the game this event was uncle Danes doing so be sure to subscribe to his channel if you want to see a proper edit of the event with that out of the way the rest of this video will just be highlights from my recent tee of two streams after this I'll be getting right to work on the next how it feels video so buckle up and njoy medic you have it has to be on meets medica has to be on me work doesn't work you guys saw how bad I was at MVM right but when I heard that it was gonna be ducky items and stuff my first reaction was oh my god I'm gonna have a heart attack and my second reaction was oh good they're gonna be worse at MVM than I am that be now yeah you can have that buddy take take it like oh my no it not anymore you've lost your privilege Oh Chris huh how can you quit sticking me if I'm in your face there's a time to be brave that time is now you son of a oh there's a stick there Oh sticky oh my I'm so sick of spies spycheck made no nine caps that's that's mean spy tech please with smiley face know this spy is out of control did he go over I I have a feeling he went over what an amazing serf may have chad is 22 points on their side oh my god somebody stop him say he got four people you're kidding me with stabby Chad stabby were you Chad Oh his name was Debbie oh he's no he was Chad before he was Chad savvy is one of if not the greatest spice to ever do it he started the spy phenomenon of everyone like doing the tricks tabs and the really thinking harder about how to be a better spy gun spy no no no I have a gun I have a gun okay I should probably switch off spy for this next part gunfight gun spine why am i trying to backstab them guys why use the knife oh yeah we all see through this disguise that's why I was trying to use his knife what was his name stabby who's that I've begun No Oh No put me out he did it he actually put me out the madman we're actually making this happen stabby stab he's about to strike I see through your disguises happy to see you still here turn around turn around turn are up this is my quirk this is my corner heed oblivious I would like the health stabby slap my hand wait do I have it let's don't go away I'm trying to have a moment here yeah hey bro um I should probably unclothed next to that engineer probably more like this is probably at the time [Applause] I'm just gonna let this pyro do what I was going to do don't die now this is the enemy spawn Oh careful that soldier has a rocket launcher air blast air blast a drama in three parts are you seeing this stabby oh you want it so bad don't you oh oh that's not the spine I am going insane you're right you guys are so awesome for sticking around here dude this is so fun we're chilling I love all of you love is a strong word love is a strong word I adore you adore is a strong word okay where's where is the relationship for you guys I acknowledge you guys you guys exist bold of you to assume I exist I see that soldier Oh God i truth his kid the game was rigged from the start what the do you sleep in a crib I stopped sleeping in a crib when I was like 14 the enemy team just has so many good players and then this guy this is pyro real the thumbs up how it feels to play mari make her - ho my goodness no no he's invisible this guy how many times are we gonna have to teach you this lesson old man every shot is a shot you couldn't what headshot what okay that guy died oh no oh I tried to guess I was a little too high I'm not gonna let this guy get away with it I hear them my demo man there I spent so many years up till like 4:00 a.m. before school days playing Gears of War and Call of Duty on my xbox 360 hey but that's kind of what got me here making this shitty call of duty montages and so I don't have the first Call of Duty video I ever made it was almost like a youtube poop I would like repeat like for frame intervals thinking it was cool oh man I'd put crazy filters on stuff where it was like everything was purple like dark purple everything was like you couldn't understand what the gameplay was but I was like wow this is cool guys the colors are different than they should be I'll tell ya life could be strange ten years ago I was using a compromised version of Sony Vegas to edit together other people's Call of Duty four clips on my dad's laptop because 13-year old me couldn't afford a proper recording device but now I have this fancy s microphone and I'm rebuilding my entire computer so that I can work and record as efficiently as possible I'll never forget that it's all thanks to you guys but a mood shift with all this online shopping I am really happy to say that this video was sponsored by honey honey is a free browser extension that automatically finds the best promo codes whenever you shop online on over 20,000 sites like Amazon eBay Target and Best Buy trust me with the holidays right around the corner you don't want to find yourself buying gifts on some random website without honey's help let's go to check out here and bingo with only one click of a button honey automatically applies all available coupons and informs me of the results Wow eight dollars saved on a $28 order that's like 30% off what the heck II that's ridiculous that's not ridiculous my friend that's honey I even saved money on this guy well what do you mean this guy yeah you're a stock photo [Music] whenever I need stock photos I get a package of ten from I stock and honey has saved me up to $20.00 on this before ten three dollars don't mind if I do although now I have like six more images left and I don't know what to do with them installing honey couldn't be easier just use join honey calm slash lazy purple to go to this page and in only a couple clicks you've got it installed again just use join honey calm slash lazy purple to start saving today thank you so much to honey for sponsoring this video now let's get back to it I used to play the violin and I learned how to play and learn how to play like a full two minutes of the halo song on violin and no one cared what's your best mercenary impression it's probably Scout what is the line okay my friend used to always ask me to do this one scout line what was it okay this has not looked good here okay the way the sad face and chat yeah Oh Oh gameplay yes gameplay no please yeah yeah buddy okay kill the engineer I killed the sniper yeah rev up rev up why don't you be the last thing you ever do I forgot about that function of the huntsmen you know how before the sonic level starts he does like he leans away from the lake well it's straight any like Bob's on the other leg I do those stretches still to this day just because Sonic the Hedgehog did them I know they're like normal stretches but I literally only do them because I'm sorry okay I'm playing hold on guys look it's the real funk it really was you get as many kills as you can all right this is this should be illegal they both run out of ammo I bet oh my goodness yeah you want to play demin aight my first head you guys can't believe I got my first head on straight uh-oh guys scary oh the flog is very broken and overpowered I hate anyone who uses the flog it's ridiculous you shouldn't be allowed to use this thing no this is my worst enemy I'm not loaded was I am like as like us 15 kill streak ruined by a mini while I'm not loaded I can fly is the best when people don't know you're coming yeah I mean but like I said in my scalp video isn't everything better when people don't know you're coming Oh stupid no no no and this is bad or it's good yeah okay you win this round this guy doesn't win any rounds oh look it's the guy who never wins is he gonna win this time come on guys can he do it can he do it well [Music] no it's the pyro who always wins and he loses again I'll be honest guys if you failed that many times as phlog pyro would you still be on it would you still be on it then oh yeah no you guys not a chance I think they have a sniper it's the it's the winner oh sorry today yes I know you're a spy okay I don't care about you right now I have eight billion health and I'm shooting a demo man fight me all right don't find me don't find me next time that was a one-time invitation okay I thought I got stabbed I thought I got stabbed it was a headshot the game works fine I hear a spy right now so happy to kill that guy what you're the dead ringer spy just mr. president oh why here a sniper coming let's go mates strike to our death and doom oh no he's good I deserve know what was the first rocket what happened to the first rocket Jesus Christ that's Jason Bourne I'm gonna do the impossible and play medic I'm sure this will go well come on soldier please see guys at 99 health why I may be healing this guy I don't trust him one bit anymore now this guy I trust this guy's got the moves seen what oh my god for snipers this is horrible [Music] no no one helped Oh No I'm the pirate with 80 health I see a spy so I have to engage there's no way I'm dead to the scorch shot oh I'll get you oh oh I'll get you tango Down a journey that led nowhere what are you gonna do about it that's right Russia's that way any second now feet picks feet picks get them all they're hot every time I'm like you know I'm ready to go to a different weapon just get one of those and the dopamine surges through me all you talked about on your Demoman video demo manor demo night i'll probably be talking about demo man okay okay I'll do overload jumps I'll try this loadout I'm not I'm not the biggest fan of piss I've tried it before stop pocketing me I no more pocket thank you streamer drives adoring fan to suicide you miss every shot you don't take Jesus Christ it's Jason Bourne I'm gonna actually swing I will stand right here probably fine guys I'm what them you have to stop don't do it again your medic is dead now you heard that I made a whole video about this no snipers allowed no engineers Wow that guy's name is pretty good one pistol shot it was at this point that we noticed a certain gamer named scoober after rewatching the stream myself and looking for scoober in the background I'm almost certain this is genuinely someone's a little brother playing on a controller or something he played this way for so many hours I mean there's a 5% chance it's an act right but what fun is it to believe that sniper hold something let's get inside this guy's mind there I go gonna shoot the floor if you can't leave this room I don't know if snipers a play scoobert you must be out of controller literally two hours later scooper under water scooper under water what's he gonna do what's he gonna do he's gonna drown to death let's go we're drowning where is he [Music] one is his interface what is he using to play teefed I want to tell them that we've been watching him how do I say this we've been watching think you can stand against Cubert your rock I almost have it I almost have it protect us with air blast you can't stop this man he just goes is he in care for following him has one call it hits the heart get people with a bottle damn it oh he did it you would wait [Music] that's a victory if every seed oh you did it Scoob er you crazy man you did it okay just a few more hi couldn't let go off I think he's just going this way what where the Medeco well that's the end of that medic holy what is going on on the point right now with the five Pyro's what am i out to do is called pro game remove that's that's for Pyro's in one kill cab actually it was five medics gonna expect me to go all around charge me what we're still losing to the single sentry here we go engineer I hate to tell you in their situation just ding-dang a week dang okay gun spies on fire right now Jesus Christ Thanks now there's a spike don't look away from that door hi Jason hey if you're new to the channel check out this playlist of my how it feel series thank you to everyone who's already followed my twitch channel it's been a lot of fun shout out to Zeki AFT ox arrow Skyy filth I don't have a use 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Channel: LazyPurple

Views: 4,145,866

Rating: 4.9539557 out of 5

Keywords: lazypurple, lazy, purple, tf2, team fortress, mvm, uncle dane, idubbbz, dunkey, rtgame, team, fortress, soldier, spy, sniper, funny, twitch, highlights, stream, stream highlights, fail, stabby, demoknight, huntsman

Id: 3va3bdtT9LQ

Length: 26min 41sec (1601 seconds)

Published: Tue Dec 03 2019