I Spent $1,300,000 on Nuclear Bombs in Hydroneer

good morning everybody i'm blitz welcome back to a game called hydro near there was a little secret sneaky update that the developer just launched to celebrate hydroenter being on steam for one year now i did take me about a year to build up this amazing machine right here oh we better we better repair this before everything just breaks up blows up and explodes we have to wait for everything to explode for just a little bit because you saw the title of the thumbnail for this video nukes have been added to the game yes that's right nuclear bombs like the big spody boys uh and i kind of want to try them out today um this machine makes about a million money every hour or so so i don't know i'm just making that up it makes a buttload of money because there are a ton of different machines that are all building up and they are making a lot of money any given moment and lots of lots of coin is being created there it goes it drops down in and then it goes into can i go down in the camera mode oh well anyway it goes how do i what's the down button why is can i fight there's the up button all right well let's just leave the camera mode and yeah we're just getting millions and millions of monies pouring into here after everything gets fixed up and it's all nice perfect and wonderful then because it's so leggy the game gets flushed and all of that money goes up to the top into these oh yes you guys probably remember that and thankfully we already have a ton of money that i've saved up check this out this little block right here it only weighs a solid 47 000 pounds yeah so i mean i can just pick it up with my non-existent fingers because i don't even have a shadow then i can throw that bar right into here grab myself a beautiful anvil slap that down on the table do a little bit of click click clicky clicky clicky then i grab my blacksmith hammer and my saw and then we put this on here like such as and we take the saw boy and we go click and cut some sort of strange metal in half we pick out a beautiful blue gem run it over here slap it right on top of the i said this slap it right on get your ugly blue self over sit lay down grab this thing and bing bada boom we have a giant million dollar blue necklace we'll slap the blue necklace in the back of my truck unload the garbage that's in here jump inside the truck and magically float all the way over to the entrance drive the truck to town magically crash it into the jeweler's hut grab that beautiful necklace and then slap it down here for 1.3 million dollars that sounds amazing oh it also looks like we have some dangling participles back here so we'll just drive it over to the crap yard throw the dangling participle on here like such as and then we'll go press the flame button one of my favorite things in the entire world fire now you're probably saying to yourself blitz you talked about nukes in the intro where are they we demand nuclear bombs don't worry they're right up here i like them see it right there it's so adorable oh it's a little mini nuke so i'll just back this behemoth right up over to here grab my 1.3 million dollars run that in and drop it into together so it's like 1.5 million now and then it's time to do math 1.5 million divided by 206 000 is 57 about 57 nukes it should be good right i'm not gonna lie i don't know if these things how they work so um yeah we're just gonna buy nukes and we're gonna fill the back of our truck full of nukes four five okay according to my math that is 50. counting is hard leave me alone and it'll just pretend to know how to drive properly back up right over this square oh boy i've never bought a million dollars worth of nukes before and then back it right up right oh oh no okay landed it good don't be dumb now truck don't be dumb okay we're gonna get out we're gonna look at the price yeah 1.3 million there's about 1.3 million worth of nukes someone's going to put me on a list also there's this free one here um what do i do with this guy i know what we do with this guy we take him over to our testing labs yeah we blew up like a million dollars with the tnt over here not a huge hole right what happens if i just strap in a nuke right onto here and we'll just go like that oh balls see the question is do these chain react or do i need to hook up each one individually i don't really know but i'm going to push the button in three two one and then activate okay didn't activate because i was unsetting it oh [Music] i blew up one nuke oh look at that that's a really cool mushroom cloud forming hot dang that's awesome like is that the first animation that we have in this game the nuke blew up we did it that was right outside of the base range i guess it'd still be in like what the shock wave yeah definitely be shock wave it's still rumbling do i taste green oh that one nuke blew up as much stuff as like a thousand individual bombs plus it gave a really sweet looking mushroom cloud so i wonder what would happen with 50 nukes it wouldn't be more fun if we blew up my entire base i think that would be a lot more fun for some cynical reason i have to say too how cool these things look like they had a little mini nuke symbol on the side of them they're so adorable like can you imagine one of these as a plushie i'd buy like seven just to cuddle them so my big brain thinking is that these nukes are probably going to chain react and if i do seven in a row one two three four five six and seven then i can grid out 49 nukes in here and everything will get blown sky high can i just want to get just and yeah there we go about it there's something that feels very very very wrong about what i'm doing right now kind of like if you're lactose intolerant and eat a giant piece of cheesecake you know it's going to be really tasty but on the other end it's not going to be tasty at all i don't know i feel like i've got all 50 of them in either that or my numbers are backwards in my brain and i might have bought more than 50 because i got two left over so we'll just have we'll have a couple spares we can make a fuse that'll be fun yeah you go oh where should i i kind of want to go to the angle like blow it up from right here just so we can see a giant explosion man and since none of this is actually gonna be usable we're just gonna what's the word cannibalized yeah we're gonna cannibalize our entire structure do i need the i don't need tees i need these ones wait these are timers these are one second timers that could be kind of fun i also kind of want to turn the entire machine on just to watch it like get really really broken that's a really good perspective right there oh boy well um i mean you know what i should do i have a feeling this is going to crash my game so maybe i should back up myself up and then we look nicely at it i really just want i really want to press this button but i don't because that's like 70 hours worth of work building up that structure but i did just back up the save file so okay it's going i don't know how many seconds it takes to go oh there it goes oh that scared me um that didn't change oh it did chain react oh that whole long line chain reacted oh that's amazing but it didn't chain react over because it was too far away but it probably shouldn't have been because the nuke is touching the other nukes wow oh that's so cool i need to look at the aftermath of this and then i might just chain react everything together like wire them all oh that's awesome and i can just repurpose all of these wires i'm literally one short i need to find one where's one where's one that doesn't have some sort of fancy writing on it this one that'll work right there oh nukes are so much fun okay are you ready uh this is gonna be 49 nukes going off in just a few seconds i just i press the butt i press the button i did it i pressed this is gonna be great ready what oh look at that there's trash flying everywhere oh that was great i'm going in i'm going in oh that is sick i love it oh that is so cool and some of the stuff survived so we've got that going for us but uh how do i how do i get out of here everything's blown up i don't know how to leave kind of bothers me that this stuff is still alive and then we'll do like another little a little another nugget of boom booms yay i like nuking things wait did the other one go i don't think the other one went so do these get flushed in here yeah it does work so i can just do this and then dump everything oh come on grab everything kind of like a little vacuum cleaner just sucking it all up and then well this is going to take too long so i don't care about all that money and we blew over base so we did it yay thanks for watching bye and i'd like to thank everyone who signed up on patreon including ben ellen hagan dickie james apollo bunny auto dave eagle arc whippet good seraphin x dez bogger maxer zarnoff legacy jason mcfarland deegan paul longstone and raul and everyone who has clicked that join button down below to become a 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Channel: Blitz

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Keywords: blitz, hydroneer, hydroneer game, hydroneer gameplay, gold rush, Gold mining, mining gold, gold panning, gold mining simulator, simulator game, gold mining, blacksmith simulator, nuke, nuclear bomb

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Length: 9min 24sec (564 seconds)

Published: Sat May 08 2021