I Spent 100 Days as a THIEF in Bannerlord

here we are in the wonderful world of banner playing as the thief Andrew Andrew Steeler not to be confused with a certain other Andrew existing in Romania we are nothing but a simple Thief a man completely down on his luck having not but two dinars to his name and a bunch of daggers our goal is to take the hand we will dealt with and turn that into a fortune through the way of crime we have 100 days to complete our goal of earning as much money as possible without getting caught my name is koish and this is 100 days in band Lord as a thief now we are playing with a wonderful mod called fber basically rogery a mod that not just extends but completely overhauls the criminal system in bannerlord I'm talking full on pickpocketing assassinations and even big heists so let's see how much we can get done in 100 days starting off dausa is a wonderful town so we're going to start making a name for ourself in the criminal element when you're starting off in the criminal world you got to prove yourself I'll start small I'll pick pokus some l locals now we want to be careful we want to go for people that look like they have big pockets and are busy your backpack seems really heavy what's inside absolutely nothing listen we got the money we got the food oh that man can't even defend himself you let me steal run Andrew run hustle University but as you can see this goes all the way from Petty scams to Grand Heist and inciting a f on the Rebellion I can't prove my skills for another 45 hours so let's move over to another town this F I don't even have a horse well now stranger peace to you peace to you as wellum I'm here to do crime I'm going to try something more wild I'm going to take care of a g now Andrew has no problem killing a guard after all lessening the people that defend the town makes it easier to take over by criminals the towns of the asite remind me of home the Arab couch the Lacher easy to take out sir it looks like this is not your day come here ow oh he's jumping after me run we got to kill at least one man run Andrew one guard down run ah I come here and now we run off into the night Andrew the Assassin now forber adds so much cool stuff that I used wish was in the game being able to play like a criminal like this and this being such a smooth and seamless mod wonderful it's been a while keeping busy I assume absolutely I killed an as I guard and I wanted in most of their states I run really fast when you just go to the market pick the biggest most expensive thing I can find some nice Goods right here broad blade throwing knives run get out of the way I'm escaping that's some actually good throwing weapons I'm going to put those on and now I have even more stuff to throw hello there blacksmith I'm going you steal something oh I you're someone yelling at me G uh uh uh uh can't go that way can't go that way run run uhoh oh oh every guard in the town is after Me Maybe the as land should be avoided at all cost the barber is incompetent scum you look at my face uh did he mess up your beard go make sure he knows how useless is a of cake woman it looks like you're trying to mess with the wrong person huh I'm a pure artist and the g there should be honored to I'm Al an artist but I'm an artist with a blade let me show you woman got a bad haircut and I gave the man a really bad haircut so we ranked seven meaning that we can do some Force tribute will I need some help the the paycheck will be H yeah no I I'll take some support listen you mercenaries scum we're here to mug you hand over your coin nice and [Music] slow careful oh it looks like my mugger friends are all dead bigger cut for me I say oh except that guy oh it's such a shame everyone died huh oh well I guess I get the bigger cut King we got 1,000 gold holy macaroni Lord the finger invested in the Caravan of Yus the cargo master that is not making profit thankfully there's an insurance contract running with a US Indemnity but the Caravan will need to accidentally disappear we want to make a fake Ambush a bandit party has been hired to attack it and destroy it oh once we've done that we attack the Bandit party oh that is so devious oh that's the Luthers all right leave no Witnesses you got a problem you are my problem they will come for us we will take their gold my puppeteers my hidden pawns it is time for us to finish this scam hold firmly and take out the looters let's go for the archers go go go oh that's one charge get them caught catch him and the fact that we in a river that slows down their Cavalry a lot oh horse down get the Land There we go he stopped bmun him that's what I call an insurance Gap I got to keep all of the goods I guess that's payment enough hey I'm not going to be ungrateful but like we spent a lot of money on that I take back my previous grievance I've earned a lot of gold from that we could pull off a Grand Heist but I will hold off for that just a little bit and see if I can boost that Bandit Hideout Clay is sheep we can buy a bunch of that and we'll get that donated to The Hideout maybe they're like making Potter on the side I don't know why a bandit would need clay Forest Bandits are getting stronger 135 we can get 25 Bush whackers oh my Lord those troops are kind of good I've been doing a lot of jobs for Dora the fing but now this man is asking for three ,000 to clear out this area I'm going to say no I'll do it myself I I have rocks what oh cuz I'm dressed as a pant not good P rocks at him rocks can be quite fearsome when thrown at the correct speed ha get rocked I'm going to rock your world hey the guards are taking care of he wanted 3,000 to do that we're going to go for for the money we need the funds 4,000 King time to go back to theusa and earn that massive bag time to pull off The Grand Heist let's do it oh now we are talking hello there Merchant I want to steal your gold chip chip chip chip get him Lads Rock him drop your Shield you out come on throw faster one that's another down you go we've done it grab the money oh it's even more than we expected we're the richest man in all of Thea I was the most wanted but we've unlocked a new Mission the gang trial gang Le the L the finger knows you well enough now and accept the do it l the finger are you opposing me am I to take your place Lauria that's what the finger was you see in every scene that we have seen this character she has secretly been pointing the finger at me which is considered very very rude in the town of theusa secretly she has been trying to get me killed ever since I sent out on the first little Mission she's been working with the Enemy and we will take over her position laia the finger I give you the finger and it points to the door come here woman stuck him in you it's just two two criminals throwing daggers at each other out outside of the wall a closer distance come here you're down you schmunk L the finger is no more Andrew wants to establish something a university a university for Hustlers the streets are mine I took the Potter shop we have a base look at this we need a pay master and an enforcer the pay master has to be good at rogery while the enforcer has be good with tactics too we become a Kingpin in danusa our home City now my idea is that we're going to get a bit more people as well as those companions to actually be our pay master I can't enter cuz I'm wanted let just sneak in I'm just a poor little Pilgrim all right after a long bit of traveling we finally gathered them four of my most loyal henchmen I'm counting myself as one of the henchmen so just actually use three of them Ed Wayne the red ragged black tooth and his CIA The Wanderer all of these people are absolutely ruthless criminal in their own right Edwine has been stealing horses since he was 3 years old and taking them for joy riding ragged blacktooth was actually a former dentist that would replace the teeth of those with gold teeth with coal and they didn't even notice his CIA the Wonder is the worst of the worst she does not pay the sheath tax all of these people deserve nothing but the news but in my crew we give them proper positions to the new how we go we shall assign a pay Master Ed Wayne the red is absolutely goated when it comes to Rog he will be a great man for this the enforcer will go to someone else someone with good tactics and R none other than hisia Wonder gosh darn it we're losing money on this we're going to Simply stop paying them off I don't give a hoot if they know that I'm here and to really make that clear for them we're going to go into the town and clear out one of the alleys I remember when I was a lonely pickpocket in this town and now I'm the leader of a gang who do you serve Thug Laria the finger I knew her I bested her come here this is how I bested that woman haa very good raged I want you to stand watch here do your best we'll even give you some proper troops to defend us well an alley full of Bushwackers so now this place will passively give me more troops which is great I've taken more power away from Laria I own this town I am the master criminal time to get even stronger aha come here I want your goods you want to fight rather than just give up your goods we have a massive line of archers our idea is to just peer them down also I've stolen a horse that's right I'm going to take my horse to the Oldtown Road and from that road we're going to steal a bunch of loot you will Ru the day when you fought me Andrew it's not really a fearsome name is it when I think of it oh hello sir you missed good night Sir get in there footmen they're called footmen because they have at least one foot I made sure of that feet inspection day is very importanta look at all of these Goods huh oh thank you very much aha I'm a bit blushing I'm a bit red in the face is that the last man left oh my Lord he's getting schmunk great job guys a lot of great Goods now these goods are going straight to The Hideout well uh that's a problem ragi of the Southern Empire has declared war on us but this is where we operate that's not good at all we have a lot of troops I want to see if I can take go uhoh Ria's army uhoh fen's army the these aren't the bandits you're looking for I'm just slightly faster woo now we're riding speed speed faster faster oh yeah now we're running with speed 4.8 against 3.9 it is evening of day five winter and I have one heck of a plan to pull off the biggest Heist yet the robberies the gang trial not even The Grand Heist can measure up to what I'm about to pull off you see all of this has been in preparation for this moment why did Andrew Steeler support the bandits in The Hideout if not for them to prepare Boler the numbers so that one day he would return and reap what he has sown I'm going to pull off the grandest heist in all of caladia by stealing Thea and to do that we're going to need a lot more troops I'm going to have to get some Lads now this Forest Bandit hold up has a strength of 1,800 for 150 we get 30 Lads meaning we can get a lot of lads that my friends is a whopping 378 Bush whackers we are going to not only whack the bush we're going to completely demolish it now to support this massive Army I'm going to have to sneak into theusa ra oh my Lord that could just be no things let's see if Ria wants to exit the keeper there she is awfully undefended isn't she let's see if I could get it into a wall or something if we were really sneaky about it oh she wants to go capturing the gosh empress now that's a steal before we fight I would know your name my name is Andrew Steeler I want to take your crown from you an open field battle not exactly what I want but this mountain could prove a very valuable asset well that is a lot of troops actually all right bow Shooters open up pepper them down it's working they're being slaughtered in Moss move look at me I'm a distraction charge our looters they're being cut down they're being massacred but we must hold Never B for not a king never relent holy macaroni ra we have stolen the empress let's go who are you get out of here I can't believe this we've stolen the empress Ria Empress of the Southern Empire I sentence you to a bit of Goofy and so I have slain the southern Empress the new is my priz now but tell you what we only have a few more days left so I'll settle for something a bit smaller more than I CER that seems Coy just a keep for ourselves you know that's more like it we'll Siege it out besiege the castle come here oh they're going to go for us well we have no time to wait we will lead an assault up we go these walls can't hold you for long can they excuse me coming up [Music] stop that will you oh I'm being pushed ah parkour parkour parkour parkour excuse me I have one objective and one only I have to get to that darn catapult no no no no go start it Andrew Steeler this wasn't how it was going to go hey oh yeah I think the for is ours let's go get out of here this is my castle I'm not going to let you take it well uh I guess killing the empress wasn't the right move it was fun while it lasted gentlemen it was fun while it lasted we will defend morenia Castle to the last man this Castle is our free hold and we will freely hold it oh no we're out of money all right guys you're going to have to attack us real quick cu's like I'm not going to pay these wages for that long and people are going to start dipping out oh well it didn't work out did it to radius my wall still hold and you will die as the last season befalls upon us and we've survived as a thief for almost 100 days let's see if this will be the end of Andrew the thief let's go up on those walls once we were conquerors now we are Defenders Rooks Rooks are a seer's best friend hello there is my my gun Rec crew are you gunning that's good I can appreciate that oh now that's what I want to see did we destroy it all right come on now hit the little Ram there come on hit it sir what are you aiming at come on fire on the ram let it be too late good another I'll give him something to cry home about good night stop the ghost on RAM they're leaving we won it's stay five of spring and the challenge is almost over yet they keep attacking us seriously give up it's not going to work I haven't paid my people wages but yet they refuse to stop helping well paying wages is one thing but not giving them food that's another we're going to Sally out one last epic battle all right my brave warriors there is the end enemy here is our party and here we make our last stand we may be Thieves we may lack honor but if there's one thing that no one can steal not even us that is our determination because that can never be taken away from us sure like waves to the Sea our Graves might be unmarked but our destiny is a massive footprint on the Lords that we've slaughtered today my friends you earn your place as Legends today we steal our place in history horse you don't have to die here get out of here horse the meat grinder they're armies they're not relenting everyone group up we will hold in the Square watch out for the cavalry charge hold Bandits hold and on that day Andrew Steeler and his gang was defeated and lying there you one of many bodies Andrew drew his last breath and with the last liver of Life inside of him he thought you can unal alive me but you can never unal all that I took but some say on a Frontier Village far away on the most southern edge of the Southern Empire a gray pumpkin farmer lives his pumpkins only outmatched by the shiny baldness of his head and on occasion something goes missing in the village a necklace there a pot here a pile of boards there sometimes even a horse but no matter how much The Village Elder tries he seemly can't find the culprit I wonder who it could be and that my friends is 100 days as a thief in banord Tell Me Down Below in the comments what would you like me to try next I'm thinking either doing 100 days as a SE Raider or 100 days as a woman hope you like the video If You did leave a like consider subscribing and I hope to see you guys in the next but until then stay stealing my dudes

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Length: 19min 2sec (1142 seconds)

Published: Fri Oct 27 2023