I Conquered ALL OF BRITAIN as the MOST POWERFUL DYNASTY in Crusader Kings 3

tasty the man the myth the legend I have countless of videos but I take this incredibly powerful Viking ruler and conquer all over the world but what if instead of focusing on use his life we've played his entire Dynasty from the very start in 867 all the way to the end in 1453 one Dynasty one Legacy and a lot of Viking adventures with a long line of rulers and Kinks that can all Trace their lineage back to the man himself my name is koi fish and this is the second episode of the Hasting Saga today we are playing as Ragnar the first person and true air of Hasting himself a great warrior just like his father but with even greater ambition his goal is to unify the British Isles under one histidian rule will Ranger be able to fulfill his goal or will the hasten Dynasty disappear into the midst of History oh and it would be amazing if you could leave a subscribe Randall is pointing straight at the button you can't miss it it is said that everyone that subscribes within the next one year 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daylight time and I will personally be playing online so I hope to meet you on the battlefield May the best warrior win all right the Norse culture is not doing it for us anymore we're sharing it with all of these jumps like king beard namesake and great grandson of my old homie bernardo's side as well as free leg bug sex song listen if I wanted to have bag sick I would go to Cambridge okay get out of here you one-eyed goofball that means that we could diverge our culture to create a new one now the benefits of this is that the Innovations aka the technology is sort of tied to the overall development of one culture and as we're sharing with a lot of Norsemen that happen to have yeah close your eyes for this one I mean open them otherwise you can't see compared to my insane 23 development yeah I'm thinking we sort of grown out of these Viking shoes I'm going to create the hastinian culture but remove our ethers from bellicles that of war to bureaucratic head of Lifestyle experience cultural Fascination and development as well as taking out the Scandinavian eclectic and whoa that's a bit controversial a lot of people really like Scandinavian elective but me I don't I don't aim to have a huge blob Kingdom I'm fine with succession splitting it up so that the Hasting Dynasty rules not just the current ruling Hasting so we'll change that out with By The Sword and as I hinted at the end of the last episode By The Sword puts no limit to the amount of Kingdom level Holy Wars that I can declare as well as those causes bellies requiring one level less of Devotion to declare this means that the hastin Dynasty and all the hastinians coming after this will be insanely warlike in the ways of the sword other than that we keep it used as is diverge the culture we all the hastilian Divergence to a new age to a new era to a new people that means that Innovations will go a whole lot quicker for example to use get owner juice it will only take 28 years that sounds like a whole lot but for the Norse it's going to take a whole lot more now we could promote our culture to the Confluence to the Norseman and Irish but I don't see the point that just going to dilute the amount of areas for example this is how it works the average development of the hastini counties is pretty darn High meaning it's gonna go a lot quicker this also means that once our faith is reformed in a way then we can do Holy Wars for kingdoms we will be able to push massive claims but for now we're going to take our massive development and huge troops and start creating some chaos we need to get some more castles and I happen to know a place that has a bunch of them the Welsh lands plenty feudal rule but barely anyone to defend them Prince Ali said that's not a real name you're just making that up or all names made up coefficient well as soon as I have enough Prestige as I use form the culture we conquer it I'll also create my photos Accolade he's the first of the Hasting axmen very cool now to earn extra Prestige what we can do is erase everyone as Raiders and go off to earn plenty of gold we also gained amazing amounts of gold and Prestige from ransoming as our great Dynasty has some great legacies practice kidnappers Golds and ransoms plus 50 and gaining Prestige when wrestling prisoners equal to the amount of gold but also more likely to imprison characters very cool a prisoner-based economy is a good economy isn't that right America look at all this plunder and I even capture the king of aquite in hello there Pierre how are you doing man let's run to me back for a whopping 279 gold wonderful damn rating is kinda broken not gonna lie they call me the cruel why I'm a good guy I'm a cool guy I I just get a bit excited when I hate sometimes it's normal we're also going to look for men that are they're capable of fighting in a line we also have TK who is a poet I'll recruit him usually can recite me poetry imagine being kidnapped from your Homeland and a man tells you recite me a poem or I'll slice your balls off and you're like what do you do on the spot I'll tell you you do a limerick there once was a man so brave who fought every night and Nave to he was assured to fight for a lord it was still the pie that he craved see that's a sort of a limerick Maybe by some standards by North standards it's Olympic now let's capture Gwyneth we're going to raise all of our troops which is quite a lot and like goddamn Space Marines we're gonna land on now this is what I call a viking Invasion but also slightly upper spending so that we can reach a decent level of grandeur we've conquered a lot of his lands we've done it we've taken the principality of greeneth giving me a bunch of cool titles all of these being feudal Holdings that I can rule as they are castles and of course we better raise our Rune Stone these places have names that are impossible to pronounce let's make them a bit more Norse this is Marion Luna with the city not Horlick but horlaus this is in his mom no this is uh England with the great city of aberfather what is this dude I'm doing them a service instead of dream big it's Dean bin there we go properly norsified now I can pronounce all of this wonderful I'm just destroyed every proof of this culture let's do it even more by promoting our culture and making this area hastilian but also an insane fighter so we're going to challenge anyone for gold listen bro I'm used fighting criminals over here let the best man win well I won't and that gives me a bunch of gold I can pour a lot of gold into these Holdings as I'm rather rich but they seem to be rather well developed good job on the Welsh but I'm being raided by Scotland Scotland you you piss Ray stormiss we will crush him no one reads me he gets away with it hand back that gold wow how rude of him do you think he could walk in there and you steal my land well what we need now is to reform a religion that way we'll be able to pull off Holy Wars as currently I can't so we're going to get some lovely colonies and we'll deceased the album of Oakland as well as the Jordan of trendelo and if that wasn't enough I'm also stealing jorvik so we raise the lads and we head straight over to jorvik and these new alliances will serve me well oh yeah we caught thank you very much now get on the boat we're heading over to Sweden but first pit stop in friendalo now you serve this holding and Grant it to someone very important hey we can vassalize some people a man of Cumberland and man of Lancashire yeah that makes sense we'll take it damn we're really sieging down the Swede here there we go Upland is out holding to have self utilize it it's very expensive but I aim to keep this one boom very good enforce demand disband the troops and Grant these Holdings to my whole brother who also needs to be legitimized alright we now have already to reformed religion all but the pity needed and it's gonna be a bit more expensive now we've also sadly lost a lot of our pirate horde they're not really replenishing but hey we use them for a good thing from here we'll be able to pull off a lot of greatness by sacrificing these prisoners we'll be able to get a whole lot of Piet Dan as if conquering his area wasn't enough now I'm literally killing all of these children including his ghost on air but it's so much piety I have to do it I'm certainly not making any friends by doing this but I am gaining a lot of piety gate now we're closer to do it we're going to need a bit more however and I know exactly how to get that it's all the great pilgrimage we'll go all the way to open London the area we use conquered and will avoid land as much as possible by going this route off we go don't my knee you sailing through a gosh darn Warzone I also get another dyna's Legacy making a killing this increases the Fatal casualties of our enemies but also we get 5 gold per 100 men we kill that is huge we have now arrived wonderful and we earn a whole lot more now raise our troops again we used to raid a little bit more I'm thinking we return to our favorite spot of aquatine it was so fun last time I just want to go back there again but what's this the king of Sweden wants to fight me a battle to the death let's do it I am still a viking you know and I'm Berserker I win the king of Sweden is dead you should have tried it yes this is served bro I am literally in firm they will mean the wheelchair and I'm still out here raining tie me to the Catapult and send me over the wall now what we're actually raiding for is prisoners as we can execute them and repeat it we also got a chest which is wonderful because we're gonna die one day and they can stuff me in it older heck with this small ratings I'm gonna steal the Pope 150 gold for this little boy but oh man it's worth so much more in PhD oh well dance with me back that's too that's too little for me let's steal the pope hello Pope I'm here to Whiskey away on a Whimsical Adventure not as many prisoners I've ever wanted but still a fair bit of prestige and we have a crown to put on your head nice well with this money we can go on a beautiful pilgrimage I'm thinking we're gonna go big or go home we're gonna go to kia need for this guides Amity mercenary guards to make the trip safer we have arrived and it was a long damn trip well I don't know if going all this way was worth it but now now the sun wants to fight me as well bro even in my weekend State I will kill you this is just sad my name is you killed my father prepare to die bro get out of here God damn it this is you sad this is so sad bro stop well luckily the new king of sweet is gonna fight me as well bro you're gonna fight me I swear you wanna fight bro alfer why is my air in prison no no you you freezing gosh darn woman you took my son fine oh I'm I'm busy here doing the pilgrimage and they steal my kid damn 300 gold used because I was busy not protecting my area oh well we have returned a few hundred pilgrims later and a bunch of people sacrificed to the old gods it is time to reform the author to Faith I'm thinking we're gonna go with this ancestor worship because after all it is a dynasty playthrough and how else to be worshiped but the original hastin himself warmonger because God damn it we need to keep fighting bloot because getting that extra beautiful executions is really strong but our faith will be fundamentalist conversions shall happen swiftly and no other faith shall be tolerated and of course I am the leader of the faith after all being able to declare where the great Holy Wars go is really important we'll keep concubines we're always allowed to be divorced and that in cousins just like Alabama totally normal as they will make male adultery accepted the Hasting Dynasty needs to grow and a farmer that just puts his seed into the ground in one plot will never have a Bountiful Harvest that's messed up koi fish I know it is the video game alright let's make the new and reformed author through faith let's and even better we can now do Holy Wars for kingdoms and just completely Rush your way through conquering everything we want you may only attempt one holy war against a kingdom to your title per lifetime yeah I don't think so buddy my culture By The Sword lets me do it more times hopefully that still works especially since Ireland is United here would be a shame if the Hasty Indians took it over considering their insular Christians and to help us spread the religion we have jealous this absolute shot guru's Island very good very powerful very great I can now die knowing I did something wonderful so what better place to try attacking than Ireland we raise all of our troops and we simply flooded the Irish shall know their place underneath my boot in this video game God damn it I don't want the IRA to come after me well that's probably the quickest war I've ever fought we can enforce demands hey Ireland and we have a bunch of cool Titans you should probably give these away one of our songs rules the South my beloved so that was a lie that I promised him land it goes to my sons of course now to shake it this actually works like it's supposed to do oh yeah I could totally just do more Kingdom Wars we are unstoppable England is weak and pitiful so we'll seize all of the Southern lands and while we do that we'll also seize all of Scotland hello my British friends it is I the Vikings that are your neighbors we've discovered that you can totally use religion to justify War probably the strongest technology known to man but alas no man lives forever and drinking himself to death he now leaves the land over to no doubtful Hastings that puts us in a bit of an old situation as Ireland has become independent under King Bowie ragnarson well King Bowie best of luck ruining the Irish I will come back and Conquer your lands unless you're good enough to rule them we're still decent in the ways of fighting and our youthful vigor at the age of 20 will take us very very far we're also married to Carl Viber who is absolutely very smart my Michael Jackson looking half brother took some of the land that we should belong to me here that's fine I'm still holding firmly wow it's good to see The Taste in his back well that's a problem the Scotsman are taking strathclyde I won't let them I'll call in my house members well ring the bells of Doom we have to destroy our enemies offensive Wars and all that but destroying the Scotsman before they destroy us we have to do it have you got a son also name him after my dad this is Prince Ranger Hastings on who is both quick and handsome shall be educated by my wife count Viba Queen Viba as she's intelligent Anna's decent rate I'm sure she'll make a great educator now come here you see the Scotsman but if that wasn't enough my cousins is coming from Iceland which has United to take over the Isles stop it stop it right now we repel the Scotsman never returned now to destroy the icelanders the icelanders I just want to repel I don't have to completely humiliate them I'll come back for them later haha call him and we've got the Iceland Banner burn it and have a wide piece with him stop it you Crump I have to kill the English man you're interfering with that and I just got back most of Ireland I won't say no to that I'll give it to my cousin why not it's absolute after chaos and that's the way I like it God damn it these battles are tense where is our allies and I jumped on my leg well that's not good that's not good at all I'm dying I was supposed to be this epic ruler that would rule for for a long time but right now it's looking like I'm about to kick the bucket I almost defeated and no that's it surrender to the English we will return one day but for now we need to lick our wounds literally I think I'm about to die no more of Wars we'll have to win this by calling in a proper Alliance but that ruling was rather short Hasting too kicked the bucket got his hand chopped off in England and put on the left leaving the throne for another Hastings on the second with the realm used as confusing as it always been this little boy stands in front of a huge challenge he needs to root but his father could not we do have our lovely mother to teach us things but the world is big and dangerous and very very scary so when you defend of these wars easily which we have done and now all the focus will be on declaring a realm and is ruling it fairly well fairly well I'd hope we can get a bunch of gold by ransoming of these counts and we now have a wonderful decision we can take to meet peers this is the best way to get a bunch of wonderful trades early invite all your fellow kids your Kinsmen and have a good old-fashioned play date but my mother is trying to rest control of the realm from me that's not nice that's not nice at all but getting limited Crown Authority that could be great accept I like how everyone has to like beg a child to Ransom their relatives I've used inherited even more of Ireland goofy it called the succession but they never succeed you're jail for that Scotland is weaker than ever so I think it's time to do something great with our room we only need a bit more pity being a devoted servant the soonest we're of the age we will go and we'll claim it but first i'm gonna meet some peers and while we wait you know it we rate with the help of Viber my super cool mother Reiner Hastings on the second has come of age which is funny because my father was Hasting Ragnar and his father was having that Hastings on and and all was Hasting we're sort of use alternating between us but we did get a pretty decent education with a military engineer were quick we're handsome and really ready to rumble portraits leave someone to be desired paranoid is decent at protecting yourself from skips but you gain a whole lot of stress we did get ambitious which also gets even more serious as well as shy which leads to a lot of stress something a very stressful life unless we take action to avoid that first could be to dismiss my entrenched Regency of my mother I could use Prestige that's probably what I'll do I'll save on the money this is kinda funny because I am the head of faith meaning I pay gold to myself meaning I lose gold who got the gold I don't know but I am fighting Aquitaine I'm going to go into strategy Focus as I want to be able to Siege things faster now my goal is just to white piece this man I have no intention of actually fighting and winning aquitain can go suck it I don't know whether even attacking me they're not even supposed to hold land here we'll start moving on them and hopefully we'll be able to best them off and we'll declare this holy war nullified over the white beats very good very great now Scotland is as weak as ever and I can declare entire Kingdom Wars without any repercussions but what I need is a one more level of piety we're going to execute a bunch of people this way we gaining a whole lot of beauty really quickly we'll then go on a blessed build image alright that puts us in a very good position we pick up Bellum Houston to reduce the cost of declaring Wars and then we'll simply seize all of Scotland hello Scotsman do not interfere you are being liberated you can also increase the trade board building and because we have The Stolen City modifier this costs nothing and takes two months that's so quick handover's got that and no one gets hurt that's right I'm roping Scotland and I took the stone of scone it's the one a simple seed of red Sandstone on which all monarchs of Alba have been clowns since King kenned I'm rightful ruler of Scotland it was meant to be I'm glad they could all come to their senses and my wife is pregnant let's go fingers crossed is a goddamn genius and just like that we've seized all of Scotland very nice and of course what else but to score of a room Stone about how I destroyed this Scottish woman and put it in gallery there you go my Holdings have grown wonderful and you know what I think it's high time we're completely unified entire Isle just nothing is stopping me from declaring yet another holy war except this Holland guy bro you're supposed to be Danish get out of here the danger Catholics oh my Lord the disgrace what do we need to actually form the massive Empire of Britannia or hey stay in the ass I'm gonna call it a bit more land two more titles and a bunch of gold it's totally easy to get but first let's steal all of England I tried this before it didn't work I'm trying it again but first we're going to end the entirely agency by offering her a bit of heat well our holy order just got cropped that's sad to see but I'm positive for this War I think we'll be able to pull this off this goat looking populace is trying to take back Scotland yeah we'll face off against him I guess how strong are they oh oh oh they're very strong well I shall focus on this one first and get completed ruined gosh darn it that's not good and we just unlocked the last one No Quarter daily stage progress 25 as well as enemy counties losing substantial control when occupied wonderful the Hasting Dynasty has completed the pillage Legacy but now the best Raiders in the business boom that's the Catholics dealt with they ain't gold and not your God though and received so much faster and we can now do great Holy Wars oh tears with us no because they're into an ambush is Staffordshire oh heck heck in a hand basket these English men are putting up quite the fight and another Revolt in Scotland I can't I can't take this stop stop right now and nothing the Lords have split into being Dame swedes and Norwegians am I the last there's no more Norseman to God damn it truly The Darkest Timeline he's gonna keep crushing them come here and the second Scott's Catholic Uprising dealt with oh my lord it's all too much oh is Italy here why is Italy ruled by a giant and an opposite yeah but I don't possess the ability to take over England tell you what white P series English I'm impossible to conquer the Englishman May trip the realm for a bit longer me I'm I'm just gonna leave gosh darn it I mean a realm is very strong don't get me wrong but that is a hard blow to tell you what you know what I need in times of these will help my friends by conquering Denmark yeah that will put me in a better mood will rapidly seize this holding still a tapestry as well as the goddamn Queen Alex and will crash down and will attack these bastards are back I'll try to take your week that's it everyone help I'm gonna need more alliances we're doing a sneak on his Capital to hopefully catch someone important and it'll sneaks each framing for a white piece we knock him out that early we're all set 21 should be oh almost enough so let's face them in combat it's incredibly close but alas the reinforcements they're enough to beat us back where's the armyans I'll keep sneaking these sieges as long as they don't take my beloved Island and we head back as soon as they come scooting away like little mice no my Army you got caught the Battle of pool no surrender now would be laying down and offering your enemy jorvik like lap dogs but we're not lap dogs we're War Dogs race every troop we have and call up the special number we're getting the mercenaries back together Siege back the Holdings jorvik is rightful haste Indian claim get out of here oh that could have gone worse and we need to retaliate swiftly if they thought they could attack us I will attack them give me England a great counter-offensive move it you know crushing the feet perfect but oh my God how many troops is that 14 000 who is this no a Norman murder him anything it takes just just get him out of the war yes special soldiers they should they should drop upon succession we need to slay this man Joel torstein is a fake haste in impersonator that's not looking too good I could try to oppose them but that's too many soldiers to hell with it we'll Crush increase the ramming speed we will win well we got completely decimated which is a big problem why can't I conquer England it's like the Golden Goose that I can't get all right hopefully if we kill him his troops will be nullified it worked it worked crush him he left it just it just hit left all his troops just abandoned him rush rushing a bottle of Norwich no but we're still defeated God damn it I'm gonna murder him as well we have a house Feud my Nemesis King alfrik ail freak whatever your name is I hate you so much and they call me the holy because I'm full of holes for all the battles and and God talks to me that's it we're returning we strike again over and over and over again we die we fight we die again we're winning we're winning now we replenish some of our supply and we start sieging and here comes the East London but England has recuperated again and got a vile mercenaries we're so close oh my god I've never had a war there is this annoying it takes this long to fight England is ours let's go I can't believe that I was it's probably one of the most epic battles I've ever had but look at what it cost me oh I'm about to die of stress bro Phil Ragnar you're about to kill over well let's quickly erase our runestone enjoy your happy oh my Lord look at these areas reviews conquered strong Rich Holdings that's it that's what it's all about they're beautiful heartlands of England we can make some really strong vassals here oh my God you're Hasty to the hands so my brother you truly are the handsome hey now you see that you're all in my eyes all right we just grew a whole lot damn but I fear that this stress is gonna get to me like bad I'm thinking at hold Court quickly anything that's gonna distress me please please be stress now we need to go into medicine Focus because my guy is about to hacking implode man we can't seclude herself until next year what am I I'm paranoid I'm ambitious and I'm shy damn this Village goes to me I'm gonna die no oh thank God the mental break level wasn't the one that's like you completely die oh I'm just gonna completely isolate myself and hopefully I'll be able to survive there we go oh the biggest fear I had was myself in this moment and even though I was used in an insane War I think I could easily conquer waves let's do it praise the Lords get the whole order from no cost and start Conquering the Welshman maybe the real Jones Vikings were the friends who made along the way well uh it's about to go downhill again my soul use died he was torn apart by a roof oh my God I'm gonna die from stress for the love of God let me let me relax and the whales have been conquered nice not that I need more corners of subjects but uh hey I'll stick to it I'll stick to it oh thank the Lord damn man in the aisles is starting to use to be the British Isles you smunk I hope you die from your wounds violently and now we'll read an activated you know really getting my anger out someone in Hampshire tried to kill me yeah who who could have been her who could have been who could have been as soon as I get the gold from this rating I'm literally gonna cease your land bro hyped out oh they're trying to lay down my Island please tell me I can get there in time no stop it stop it stop it with barely a minute to spare huh like living on the edge I was like fighting like this because I used to get gold from it it's very profitable God bless Siege in this fast huh I am doing what my great great grandfather couldn't I'm reading Constantinople and I captured a mighty board hide and the goddamn princess I mean truth to even have her I bet you could read a bit more hand over your gold you silly Greeks a solid 700 gold the only downside is that it's quite far away from home we should set up like a raiding post here in Sardinia it's like a shed where we leave stuff with raid time to make a small deposit of 750 gold with this body we're almost ready to do our goal we just need a few more Holdings and I happen to know exactly who I want to take out I will get my Vengeance only you hand over your entire Kingdom of Wessex now go go go Battle of England 2 Electric Boogaloo and we got the air this is a blessed War the gold smile upon us and in true fashion I am Ragnar this is haste in ragnation and he saw Nana it's like not Hastings song it just alternates it's so good blessed and we've done it we've captured The King Alfred the proud I'm gonna torture them before I let him go away oh goodbye goodbye you're no King no clown no women I banished him he's literally a little is a little crumb he's a little cramp and he lives there [Music] and before it is time for me to form the empire alas I must do what every proper koi fish Dynasty Series has to do please lower your volume use the tad bit he's Shane hahaha same tasting same tasting the holy truly living up to his name and giving us even more Renown to our Dynasty as me as consecrated the bloodline making us the Savior and everyone coming after us we divide blood now it's time to pick our next dinosaur Legacy now we'll fall into pillage so what should we do next we could go into house of Warriors and make ourselves even stronger when it comes to fighting this would pretty good and it gives a private Army letting all of her house members recruit house guards which is a really strong rectilio that costs barely any maintenance but no we will instead go into kill with boundless Lords making our Dynasty grow even stronger and more numerous it is time usurping the crown of vessels we can now form the Empire of Britannia and of course the pope throws a hissy fit because it's like bro bro England you fumbled the bag here we stand as the filter Wagner the first great grandson of King haste in the original but first we must do what is light We Rule hey stenya truly the best timeline and we may even take sting stool like my great Ally offer him a concubine and a gift of gold and he may join as a vasel over glorious hastinian Empire and with that we will end the second episode of the hastian dynasty Saga and oh my Lord what a trip it's been we have gone to a few rulers and we have fought many of Athens the Saint the emperor and now it is time for us to spread as a red Scourge all across Europe and the sights are set on West frankia on Brittany or Italy and all of Europe as this is more and more leading into a world Conquest now if that's something you want to see make sure to subscribe leave a like on this video and comment down below hey Steen and I'll see you guys in the next episode until then stay Viking my dudes thank you foreign [Music]

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Length: 34min 7sec (2047 seconds)

Published: Mon Sep 18 2023