I made STURGIA into the most OP FACTION in Bannerlord

hello everyone and welcome back to the wonderful world of the adventure of Earth and would you look at that it looked like a great sturgeon Orbee has caught out some stupid vladians I Wanna Be With It come on in the last episode well you know it we became a mighty mighty Lord but Earth is still the berserkere he was when he started I used a bit more Mighty come here [Laughter] all this for me [Applause] God bless you too you're a good horse was saying I think my goal for this episode is going to be absolutely annihilating any enemy of disturbance we've had it for two weeks far too long talking about sturgeons I see one come here [Laughter] you see we suffered a terrible shameful defeat at the hands of the Crusades [Music] and I want to see if we can amend that any way possible yes I'm casually talking as I'm fighting then that's how bad they are I'm faster than you I am so much faster than you in fact that I can run laps around you nice Speedway sir Steven that's good form watch this such Superior Court you did he get out there on any sturgeon let's go a good warm-up battle we got tomato troops we have some nice upgrades and some juicy juicy pieces what we're fighting with the Benny sizal I didn't know we could have mercenaries like that but I'm not can I argue with it come on let's go to oxal we can take it oh no they went into Oxon but now they're out again we're going to the if you can't make up your mind if you want to fight us Outsider inside we'll come and see each other cities look at this a mountain pass all we have to do is take over month out of the castle and these names I tell you it's almost like I've landed came up with them there we go a nice Siege and it barely defended as well are you indecisive if you can attack or not I'm doing some scouting here or there's Overlake oh it seems you're going in with the seed shower in the bathroom that's all we'll need all right wonderful this is no place for a horse actually it just might be let's get up and get the ladders excuse me coming through Bowman oh they don't have any Ballista that's great and the walls cracked too oh oh don't you'd be it I almost have it oh no grab a ladder nah come on you loud let me lift it now in We Go sir so I'm coming in whether you want it or not put on some clothes I am a line breaker I will break the line come on come on then come on let me switch my passion killing blade this blade kills passions faster than a hunter shoot pheasants all right I need a big ax go go shop shop good night good day I'll see you tomorrow on another day the famed and feared battle Scouts of sturgeon they sing songs as they fight to terrify their opponents was there two in one kill flee flee or I'll kill thee but at least they grip them all with cheese which is good might be a peasant on me but it's a dwell equipped one I'm not gonna have should I shift I slice and dice at the Tomato but the Tomato be your head we did it good job milance is known to see himself in finer circles who are you how dare you sit upon this road we have not divided the spoils yet oh I'm sorry it's the king I feel awfully stupid now I can't do this task for you sorry why feel stupid now that I called out the king for sitting on the King's throne oh election day let's see who gets it you know I have my old friend Falcons back here we go foffin enjoy you're a good friend of mine and you have redeemed yourself you used to be a coward but you're not anymore are we at war with anyone more no use to plan this that's good I don't think we can take more than that no this is no type all right if we can steal oxal while they try to steal that and all that can stop those men well that would be a huge blow against them I say we just need one battery gram that's all we need one good bad thing to have and maybe a Siege Tower too technically already this wolf and him sorting up the ramparts but don't trust me what if I get shot or something we won't get any ballistas up we use attack like that yes all right let's take Oxford oh these people do have ballistas and worse catapults but I don't seem to have them ready I have an idea wonders love get out I'm gonna shop Down the Walls myself is my ex gonna go blunt before this happens is this how we lose our army hey you want to go up that one that one's gonna be fun all right if you don't mind I'm gonna climb up speed speed Spin to Win speed to win all right girls you have to do it open the gates I'm gonna take out the Rogers surprise come on silence the catapults whoa double kill I'm gonna punish you to death with my eyes if you like to throw it that much eat this stop the plant in advance or defense rather no one's advancing we're advancing on them I got the big rocks I throw him at someone you sir eat big roach how his back must be cut flea flavor you still can that has to be the shortest surgeon I've ever seen Stephen is that is that you that's a shine you can't fool me we shouldn't be fighting with children oh this thing would Soldier two sturgeon heavy axmen yes let's take a look at them shall we my two finest men my boy I will vote for you again I walked into something I should not have seen I'm so sorry [Music] you want peace leaving with my vote I can't tip the scales I abstain from voting and we will have peace tell you what though I need to go home and see my girl good fighting everyone good fighting it's been an honor I'm gonna see my girl oh it's been a long time I hope she hasn't forgotten me that's my woman all right huh she seems to be all right I was considering going up there anyway so uh road trip ah a lovely autumn day in studio that involves an absolute bunch of snow and if anyone including you Stephen throws a snowball at me I will cry violently but I do love sturge it is beautiful area nice landscapes hostile mountains funny names of the villagers all the fish wipes of ballgard you've heard that song haven't you many times I think it's great though that Apollonia moved to sabir it's further away from the front line and she's safer there although maybe the front line is safer from her oh lots of women including mine well to impress a woman you have to win a tournament does someone build the roof I can't see the enemy too snowy who are you sir a PDP yes that are you like the sister oh please tell me apple and the eighth not fighting is she she is that's my wife oh no she might go to the final oh that is a sturgeon woman no no I don't want to fight my wife wife I came here to see you this was Sturgis called foreplay come here stop yelling I'm here to see you it's been a while all right let's fight fair then I'll use the tiny ax though I see you in the bed Chambers I have to talk to you about the thing that was awkward my plan was that I was gonna propose after the tournament but I'd have to go to the seat Bay to do that oh nice headshot another headshot a third headshot's very good that helmet is mine but I fear that my wife is gonna be angry at me hey don't judge me if I would have thrown it and lost for her she would have killed me that would have been worse well then let's let's head into the Lord's Hall oh no she's writing her lost town in the book of grudges may you give me another chance to prove myself I'm terribly sorry it's practically not possible for us to be married why because you're a furry I I've gone past that is there anything else did I use kid dumped did you stop me you truly are worthless hello there Madam oh no she's probably married already doesn't do it like that excuse me let me come let me confirm with my friends here hey cool guys hey a meal for the on the throne what's her name sorry 27 you don't look like oh she's pregnant right this is someone's wife oh oh no oh no I used to I use hit on falvin's wife that's not good that's not good at all someone else uh bam ma'am I am so sorry for what happened I'm so listen uh tell fafna said hi also you're the reason why you have two castles uh no you look like a dog you look like a boy you're the man hey also I fought with you before it's nice no no none of them are as beautiful no not you you look you look terrifying like a Kardashian I'm just gonna eat I'm just gonna eat my thoughts away they say Love is a Battlefield but if that was true I would excel at it I guess life goes on you know what usually gets me in a good mood that's right getting taxes from poor villagers any ladies in here too old a man you're 20. nice hair but they're not really what I'm looking for maybe we met him to the royal family huh we're good friends right right but this is his only daughter and you look like a batanya no thank you well shall keep on looking one day they even a prince like him will find love another boring Feast I have to attend to who's the ruler here then he's not even home but I am 30 minutes late so maybe he thought it was as boring as I did and left oh when they say smile with your teeth maybe reconsider you absolute Beaver I'm sorry I'm sorry listen I'm a bit Jade and says what happened with Apollonia no no too brush but wait you look nice gentle smile good sense of fashion reputation being considerate of others maybe Ulf is wrong to go for edgy furry women that will hurt him tell you what let's first you're stupid if you don't give this a chance you're Fearless discharge into battle without a shield you willingly merge with the sturgeons the most insane faction in the game left your life in some stupid Village giving up the life of an apprentice with to fight and it paid off you can talk to her it's not that she's not gonna hurt you three two one go woman I like you things are not rushed into marriage right now between uniformless driver's enemies I must met a lot of nice people I have my my good friends don't talk to them they will say weird stuff about me three successes let's go I wish to talk to you soon again Earth we're dating again I mean not you and me your [ __ ] dude yes thank you for the party I must leave the soup was terribly tasty and the women nice gentlemen I've fallen a terrible fate I'm in love again sure who is the house leader Oleg three more Castle let's say quite far away isn't it very well we ride on and used when I thought we were going for peace huh I abstained from vaulting and I guess we're fighting the Crusades all the Crusades are weakened who are the Crusades fighting Us in the northern Empire but if I remember correctly that's right the batanes attacked them that's good we don't want the Dogpile too hard let's have one last talk with my wife and then I shall fight them I might be a bit late to the war but they can't ping us of that quick can they run let's discuss a future together I assisted my husband conducts himself according to the highest standards and listen of course I I showered twice a week I'm not attracted to uh listen I'm a good guy you have to be by my character I should win your family's approval listen if they figured out how loyal how much I've been fighting they will like before it I'm happy to hear that yes you accept my proposal a trend sturgeon wife or like as a head of a family needs to give us a blessing all right Absolutely I'll talk to him guys I'm getting married I can probably find Olek on the front line I hope all right three more together and who is that but far friend my friend you are a good guy I'm happy to be here with you tough and I'm looking for Olek it was near bog Beth but that was aged ago I just want to catch him you know before it goes wrong right if anyone sees over lick could you tell him I want to talk to him especially about his daughter what what we can't we can't just walk past yes we have to lift The Siege oh we caught them with their pants down I have the Cavalry under my command I shall lead them to Victory follow me gents these men are weak we are not we will crush the are you coming we're gonna crash into them no need to take out the archers Cavalry I want a loose formation you come towards me I'll drop the hahaha oh no horse for you sir oh they're they're fast come on Bland your knight ah there we go the Earth George I'll do it I don't want to be fighting these louds anymore our horses slow think be ready oh it's one of the chord boys not so fast now are you hit the Rogers again We're not gonna be protecting anyone Paul the lucky I'm Earth I know what I'm doing and my business is killing horse get out of here I have to take out some trash one two three three four I'm weakened it's not me fleeing I'm chasing this guy whoa down with your horse hey very good well the first battles won and that's good dinor Castle a once said that a long time ago a Madman a bandit by the name of Randall lived there and thought of hordes of enemies that must just be here and say though I don't believe it one bit but I do believe that we will take it easy as taking food from a starving peasant and then as easy as giving it back all right then no troops to leave this time which is good I'm just gonna go up and do my thing put the ladder up that's that's all I have to do check the sturdiness of the barricades too that not very sturdy at all I'm here even before they are all right quickly wonderful Scout the head wonderful I guess he's taking Calvin which is good wolf ladders that no wonder if you can't come with me on this charge get out of here ow what's this like one Village defending this area tribal Warrior tribals good day sir nice tint to have here recorder is that more sensitive very good recharging look at that guys hanging off the wall hey what a goof are you fleeing your positions oh hello there oh yeah you run oh you're one of ours I'm sorry where are you yeah you didn't Flinch he's a battalion all right completely desensitized to anything that makes sense look at me I'm a pincushion can I even hit one of these I can can I eat it again no stop running and when you see this [ __ ] up you down we've done it the norcast very good ah I like that we make a bit of Peace everyone says yes so we will vote Yes as well very good we took a castle we got the tribute now it is time for me to meet a very special person all that you still be here so I may talk to you he's not here I mean she is where did your dad go or whoever it is oh it's not too far away all that my friend there is something I want to talk to you about the final terms of my marriage with edrun who is Eden too your daughter I wish to have your daughter's hand in marriage very well then bought your time I will pay the bride price five thousand that's nothing I'll buy a cow as well may we forever be unified under the laws of sturgeon may we have many children that can fight for our Lords and Legions and maybe one day rule this land as king and queen we're married Heaven bless us I love it I should go pick it up and show her a new home which one of you lucky ladies is coming home with me either my wife now that's what I call a sturgeon woman very good we have returned home as Heroes oh Adrian has got them pregnant who saw who's so the spring comes and it brings new life to the house of burns so I'm gonna be a dad huh that's terrifying I I dude I can't imagine how that would be used absolutely terrifying so what are we gonna name it huh just kidding we're gonna name him Jan bernst or perhaps Buffet I haven't decided yet Lord of my castle married to the most beautiful woman that is absolutely not toxic in a furry life is good for Earth life is good but I I want more next episode we're becoming king of sergia until then my friends stay Viking my dudes foreign

Channel: Koifish

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Id: JzwbDkLN12o

Length: 20min 38sec (1238 seconds)

Published: Fri Oct 14 2022