we're going to use lemonade to create an apocalypse and this game is free so un Fair all my friends have the latest Blue Bicycle Ultra but my parents won't get me one I know I'll sell some lemonade so we can sell the lemonade lower prices means higher sales chance and most importantly if we run out of money we can ask our parents for some allowance and this should prove to be a humbling lesson in economics for myself so at a $12 lemonade there's a 15% chance per second to sell if we lower the price we get say 25% chance per second so we're going to start there we're going to make a lemonade and this all cost money so our first lemonade was going to cost $8 but we make that and we sold it we're in the profit so could we just go lemon in the glass nope you got to do the full run of ingredients so let's try that again and I don't think it's sold at least not yet but we can wait so it sells eventually we can buy upgrades but we're definitely not that rich yet so we're going to go ahead and bring the price up uh to say $19 that way we can get maximum profit because for now we can make a few lemonades we can only have one sitting at a time now I just need to wait for it to sell but we're going to make extra money off of this one that seems to have sold actually a lot quicker than I thought it would so we're going to do it again and that sold almost immediately so I'm starting to wonder if the game is lying to me one lemonade sitting there there is only a 1% chance per second last time we did it almost immediately cuz we're very lucky I mean who wouldn't buy this beautiful lemonade for $9 okay this one's taking forever to sell so I'm actually going to turn it down uh quite a bit so we're going to go down to to let's say 10% per second that's more manageable we'll still make lots of money we're just going to do it quicker so we're making $5 profit per lemonade at this point uh and we're going to go ahead and throw a few of those out there at this point no sense waiting you'd think at 10% per second these would be selling a lot quicker than they are I know you guys don't really get a reference for time but these are taking a while there we go we're starting to move and now we can get an upgrade where we get nice machines so ice cost no money that's going to save me $2 per lemonade which is actually huge at this point we should just be an ice dealer where have free ice we could just sell it to the world that actually means we could probably do this a little bit cheaper to have a better chance we can go back to 20% per second to get this uh stuff moving along better and you know what I'm just going to pre- click a bunch of these just so we can uh save time later oh wait that actually cost money uh how do I uh how do I get those back I did this wrong uh and that made it worse all right well we're going to make some lemonade cuz that's the only way we can make our money back okay we're back to having some money now uh quite a bit of it in fact so we're going to put six lemonades out that's is going to make us $66 back and we still have some money left we need more upgrades so we get more free ingredients okay I'm getting impatient so we're going to make even more cuz we just need this lemonade selling okay it really is just faster to lower the price a bit we make less profit but we sell it that much quicker and then we can uh invest our money again because now that we have over $100 we can get a lemon tree lemons cost no money and they grow instantly lucky for us so 10 lemons easy so it's only costing $3 to make a lemonade now so we can lower the price to say uh $8 maybe even we're going to go with $8 I'm also going to stockpile like 1,000 lemons if it'll let me uh we're just going to make this number really big just because we can also I've got to make another 10 lemonades very quickly but we did that for very little money and at the rate we're selling for as cheap as we're doing it we can actually keep these moving pretty quickly so we can make another 10 just like that I hope there's some kind of achievement for having 1,000 lemons there's not but that is a Personal Achievement of mine I'm going to increase uh the price just a little bit so there's only a 30% chance per second but that's still pretty good we'll obviously sell them very quickly and then once we cost $150 Mark we get a sugar field so sugar also costs no money now so all we need to do is pay for the glass which is $2 so everything above $2 is profit so we'll go back to $8 lemonade for 40% per second and we just going to spend all of our money on glasses and have a lemonade Empire I've got 30 lemonades ready to sell at $6 profit that should be $180 waiting and by the time we get there we'll have many more waiting to go I can already make another 44 so we're going to get those going cuz every time we just add six uh multiply that number by six for the amount of money we're going to have okay we're going to lower the price a little bit more again just because these are pretty much free at this point like we don't pay anything to make these so we're just going to go along as quick as we can to make profit as quick as we can so 50% chance per second so we should sell lemonade every 2 seconds at worst and that means we can make lots of money still very quickly the numbers are getting bigger and bigger fast and that's very enjoyable okay there's 124 lemonades uh we're making $5 profit each uh so that's going to be be $600 or so a little over in a few minutes time the money seems to be going up absolutely in real time now we're going to hit $200 and still have over 100 lemonades to sell but this is also very important cuz once we hit the $200 Mark we get a lemonade machine just add the ingredients so that means it costs nothing to make them now so we can charge kind of whatever we want uh we just I think we broke it okay we need to go like this and re um the game's not loving this I don't know what we've done oh I think as I'm clicking on these it's actually making them cuz we got 400 lemonades waiting to go now uh so at this point we can really charge whatever we want but 50% per second seems to be a good number but if we want to do it even faster price could go down actually $5 it takes a big jump up to 80% per second so we'll really be selling some now and considering they're free to make why would we not we just need to click on whatever the lowest uh ingredient is we've crossed $250 that means we can get a bike to distribute faster so that means our uh sale rate should go up even more so at $5 now we're getting 90% per second we can sell our lemonade for free if we want but we can also go $4 to get 100% per second and that number will just turn into a clicker the per second ratio is $4 and given that we have $800 lemonades waiting to go there's $3,200 now $3,600 in lemonades waiting to be sold ,200 lemonades in our stockpile we got $300 that means we can buy a car but I need to distribute even faster so I could turn the price up a little bit and we can go $5 now for 100% per second so we just got a 25% increase in our earnings and I never once had to take my allowance from my parents my bike doesn't look very fast I feel like round Wheels work a lot better but we've made $350 we can buy a truck now to distribute even faster so I should be able to increase the price uh even more $6 we get 100% per second it all kind of makes me wonder if we could have just skipped straight to the factory for $400 seems unreasonably cheap considering a truck costs almost as much but we'll get our first factory I can increase my truck size for $2,000 which we've made because I've been sitting here fighting with the music for so long we're going to do that and our lemonade is selling quickly so I have the option to buy more bottlers at this point each bottler and truck hires one extra employee the salar is paid every 10 lemonade sold so we're going to buy a few of those and buy more trucks which should probably match the bottlers roughly if I'm understanding that correctly okay we're going to increase these numbers a little bit uh we spent all of our money so far but we're producing lemonade quicker and quicker the more lemonade we produce the more profit we make and that's the only thing that matters so we'll buy one more of those each oh we can actually uh increase the price of our lemonade a lot at this point $13 and we still get 100% per second now the money is really flowing in quickly so we are up to 10 and 10 so I think that means yeah price goes up even more and we can also Outsource our labor because every 10 lemonade sold they get their salary payment so cheaper labor costs which means more profit for the people not doing the work I'd like to thank capitalism for enabling this video and these incredible working conditions I'm making my people suffer through but I get the price of lemonade up to $21 so we're selling a lot of those every second the money is absolutely rolling in so I feel like we can make numbers really really big at this point if we wanted to uh we're up to $29 and 100% sell rate uh we could bottle even more lemonade we're going to upgrade our bottlers uh so that sounds kind of stupid but I'll take it more uh more is more uh we're not making like tens of thousands of dollars per second so we're just going to keep rolling with that and I feel like that's going to make the rest of the game easier kind of like life the more millions of dollars you can save up now the easier the rest of life gets just don't tell anyone my secret life hack that's very privileged information okay we made A4 million dollar the price of our lemonade is going up uh we're all the way up to $55 and we're not done yet so we brought those numbers up to 77 we're going to bring these numbers up a little bit more until that 100% goes away I feel like it doesn't really matter it could be almost any number at this point but we're up to $1.3 million and we're playing our employees 0 for some reason it's necessary to buy skyscraper in our uh lemonade business I'm not entirely sold on that yet not until we bring these numbers up to Triple digits and then we should bring this one also up to Triple digits at this point and even a little bit over so now every time we're making money we're making a lot of money every time that ticks it's over $100,000 so I guess we could probably buy a skyscraper no one seems to care that I do slave labor at another country suckers what else can I get away with we're going to find out so now we can hire lobbyists to work for us and Outsource politics cuz we're going to get involved in that that cost $10 million the answer to the fmy Paradox is 1 trillion but it's time to get involved in politics reduce taxes to improve the bottom line yes that's only $100,000 oh we can continually do that so we're earning this every second anyway so we're going to click on this quite a lot then we're also get a Lobby for dubious laws to increase sales amount let's just say people drink more when temperatures rise I like where we're going with this we're going to make things hot so I think the money is going up by more like a million for a second at this point if I'm reading these numbers correctly so we could still do better if we bring this up to level 50 and then the other one up to level 50 we'll be making more like uh 10 million per second well it's not quite 10 million per second but it can be we'll bring this one up to triple diges and then the other one up to Triple digits as well but so far lemonade Empire has yielded as $270 million uh and by the time it's done saying that statement we're up to about 450 million so we could definitely hire lobbyists uh they're going to do work for us not really sure what that means oh they're just making these numbers bigger now okay but these only cost $10 million each so they pay for themselves apparently hiring 10 of these guys was an achievement and they're I can't spend the money fast enough now they're literally making more than they're costing me to be clear it just says 2 billion now 3 billion it doesn't want to read out the entire number and need to spell it out for me cuz I'm stupid not as stupid as a man with a green mustache but still pretty stupid but don't worry we're well on the way to $1 trillion to find out what the answer to the fmy Paradox is I didn't think this this is uh where our journey would end or lead us to when we started making lemonade and you might think a trillion dollars is a long ways away but we're already well over 10% now 15% of the way there thanks to our lobbyists we've also uh put a lot of time and money into getting really really sketchy laws put in place we're probably paying no tax or a salary at all for our employees we're just making pure profit somehow I'm kind of thinking I should overshoot the 1 trillion I need for the firmy Paradox but then again we're making like $10 billion a second so I guess it doesn't really matter what we spend our money on at this point we're over 500 lobbyists and I'm not doing this with an auto clicker by the way otherwise we'd have like gazillions of dollars so far well maybe stop at an even 555 lobbyist because the longer we wait anyway the more money we make there's a trillion dollars we need for the firmy Paradox press the big button well if you insist so this is how it ends I think we descended the world record ey temperatures Market is crashing no more water to make lemonades our society is under imminent collapse well it was going to happen sooner or later anyway that's the spirit we literally made an apocalypse with lemon made you know it's funny that's usually the result I get no matter what I'm doing at least that's my goal [Music]
