I play Calculated Gamble, discarding my hand and drawi.. | Ascension 20 Silent Run | Slay the Spire

this might be rare colorless the other options are not very good and I can remove the curse straight away if it's bad and if it's not [Music] bad Ash guy thanks for the 37 months what shape is a j signal I have no idea for the seven [Music] months the albon man I had coffee and like anxious maybe I shouldn't drink coffee let's do [Music] this kind of GRE or apotheosis what do we think I don't actually know I don't actually [Music] know I think I would slightly prefer apotheus upgrading all of your cards is pretty good right sorry to hear that small cute frog has your name always had three LS you think I should drink water that might make sense super Terminator I am not going for 10 kills today I'm probably playing two runs today maybe three I don't know depends I generally like sneaky strikes do I buy Acro or remove regret I think I remove regret that's rough acro's real good here it's going well how are you twitch chat right I forgot again for whatever reason I have to refresh the song window through Spotify when I'm doing Spotify we go just take a dagger spray it's fine not good but it's fine I kind of like upgrading apotheosis here and then just going to a lot of elite fights especially with a smoke bomb I'm good at lag of vulin right I think so bubble te Holo I have listened to new Sur I don't really want to transform a striker defund don't really want to remove let's just do [Music] this this is an easy hallway fight guess I could have neutralized the other one actually Choice event was very interesting yeah I could have seen lots of things being right there pretty easy Terror I think trou Ling of 43 months okay that was an exciting Gremlin up fight uh plans is generally a good card there are other options here there's a glass knife there's a backstab I think I'll take a glass knife over plans my deck doesn't currently interact favorably with plans in any way that I can think of I guess I have sneaky strike that's about it though knife's fine would I rather have them backstab like slightly the reason I want glass knife over a backstab is that I would like to draw my big damage card after Terror and apotheosis so backstab being an eight doesn't actually feel like much upside right now play last night the for apotheosis and the fight does it damage give reset I don't believe so I think it just gets the regular plus four very easy Acro is there more music why did Spotify stop is my stream still up wa it's gotten very quiet here suddenly why did Spotify stop making music hello is there anyone out there uh oh I don't know it's just stopped Let me refresh it I guess huh maybe Spotify is just down let me switch to Pandora Discord was down for you holy [Music] [ __ ] all right your cat is eating your coal slow holy [ __ ] the culprit caught in the act huh now that I have an Acro sneaky strike's a little bit better to be holding on to with Wade plans Wade plans is a good card is a sort of card that can win you a run I don't think it's the sort of card you like have to have two WI a run though I could take a blade dance with ink bottle let's just take while it's good against laavan maybe it's good against Gremlin up speaking of gremlin [Music] though it's always nor [Music] bird to you 60 I don't think I need to take damage here do I so this would be 34 putting it at 43 I would just need one more attack next turn so if I Dre defend defend defend defend neutralize I would have to use the neutralize line that's fine I take a little bit of damage there but it's not even that much with neutralizing three defend pluses oh actually I even have ink battle so it wouldn't even be a [Music] problem good ooh potion B convenient timing to find that could take a fumes also not take a fumes I don't think this needs fumes do this need fumes I don't think this needs [Music] fumes or would I want fumes hexaghost just dies to Terror and apotheosis first time I think I would need fumes is like no I don't think I need FES I just don't need that I could take a naked Catalyst with wallid plans but honestly potion B should already be enough for late game yeah I don't think I need to do this ship of the strongest starts you've seen in a while it's going okay seems good for inevitable poison pivot don't really even need to poison pivot here I guess if I draw [Music] Survivor I'm going to spend two [Music] Health think I'm not spending two Health to play [Music] apotheosis backflip yep ah this deu should absolutely obliterate lagab villan I could have put one on ink bottle by playing a strike before Teran that was incorrect 54 I just realize this is a super Elite right what's super about it it have Max HP it is a super yeah if you say so I don't know I'm unimpressed bronze scale let's take a piercing whale generally into piercing whale especially with the well aid plans how's it going with Miss knives pretty well so far this knives is doing okay in venom in Venom's not total garbage but it's like almost total garbage it's pretty [Music] garbage just trying to think of if there's anywhere that it would do something relevant I don't think so I even have bronze scales now my damage is very good summons snco skull do I want snco skull I don't think I want snos [Music] skull I mean I wouldn't skip it but your boyfriend gets back from Japan today nice may wait a second doesn't Sam get back from Japan today [Music] too think I'm prepared think prepared is prettyy good here the upgrades that make sense are like well plans AC cre prepared basically upgrade the things that we'll want to play before apotheosis and the things that help us draw and P apotheosis let's do this one Exon your boyfriend can kiss nice nice um hello APO theosis I took you from whale upgraded you please respond oh my [Music] [Music] [Music] God oh my God J slice thanks for the six [Music] months your coworker won't approve your PR until you fix the spelling of Po so you're quitting okay going try understand work culture Niki strike [Music] really going back through The Stormlight Archive seems fun when's the next one out just smoke bomb if you die you know what I will I could nightmare apotheosis I could nightmare Terror I think I will take nightmare with wellaid plans it just is a very simple way to win the run if I can couple it with basically anything I guess I take Pho Stone I don't love Pho stone that seems a bit better than cage here is it though is it better than cage cage is pretty [Music] good all right hell was the gamer play it clearly wasn't cuz I didn't do it that's just logic can't even just use nightmare for this I'm not sure I'm okay with taking two doesn't feel like I should have to another prepar there are three shops aside so having 600 gold seems okay I found out recently that this guy's name is pronounced [Music] Jack which like I'm sure you can imagine was quite a surpris for me I've been calling him Yak yonson this entire time today you had a dream where you dreamed that you had sleep paralysis scary but at least you knew about this because I mentioned it on stream I would have reach you out even more so otherwise hey you're [ __ ] welcome I am so down for my stream's influence on the World to be that people experiencing sleep paralysis for the first time know what it is that works for me uh maybe I will use this I should have used it last turn but just use it now better late than never that fumes is upgraded man is's the boss clears artifact charges against automaton that might just be enough that might just be enough actually down for a waffle right now nice BBE nice spr G often want a waffle it's understandable [Music] [Music] all right the book of stabbing he's this seems even deal more damage than strike plus I know seems [Music] dubious that is a dead plus strength book of stabbing has been defeated two out of five on good raids that's just mean books take a long time to rate got to be nice to people um I wish there was something that it made sense to duplicate cuz that's like the only thing I really want from this shop I might card remove and buy a fire potion for the next Elite fire potion seems good if I was going to duplicate something I'd probably just duplicate apotheosis right now I don't think that we need to do that though I think it's like momentarily good but then Our Deck reaches a point where we just draw pathosis turn one basically every time anyway I have fire potion though that our leg sleep blind I don't know Gremlin Horn's good in this fight please don't attack me I'll just drop piercing well never mind get utterly and totally [Music] owned need that maybe here swing whe back flip sneaky strike dagger spray 1628 on one short be glass knife then we can discard this I'm going to draw a card off ink bottle might not be playing Terror here which is kind of weird hey terror is back dork serger thanks for the five six thanks for the six months appreciate it jorbs more like lbs huh Regal pillow that's kind of relevant calculated Gamble's very good here maybe I will take one rest question cards good one two three like 13 or 14 cards I even care about cards I don't even know I'm looking for tactician I guess would I like to be able to take cursed key probably your girlfriend is falling asleep next to you to my nice voice keep it going a kakar thanks for the four months appreciate it I have no woody comment to say about the idea of someone safely falling asleep to my voice have [Music] fun this my reading session was really good was excellent uh I think I take this [Music] yeah I'm not going to yell at someone to wake them up this I'm just I'm just not that much of an ass all and apparitions that would be very funny if I rusted and then immediately lost all of the health for apparitions pretty sure I take apparition here if they're [Music] offered sometimes I do make loud noises while I'm streaming but it is not intentionally to wake someone up it is just because the moment calls for a loud noise there's a risk that you take we don't like Bono I'm sorry I didn't know how do we feel about the Beatles though the boot the boot I mean going to take tactician [Music] The Beetles for the very first metal band that's pretty impressive I didn't know that about [Music] them The Beetles invented music holy [ __ ] I love music thanks The Beatles War bands even made out of before kind of a good [Music] question I don't actually really know what did people listen to before rock music like there was some jazz right hula don't imagine that was like much of the music scene though they bought piano music and played it at home I guess that makes sense and a jazz on the radio [Music] wild idea got a lot of people just like knew someone who sang pretty tunes that was like their exposure to music mothers singing songs for their kids stuff like that I want to blur it is a powerful card if you can generate block can I generate block I don't know if I can generate block there's a powerful card though no 2.0 thanks for 21 months I feel like a viscer as a damage card is still pretty good I don't know if it's quite by for 84 right now good that's pretty good harder moves very good how do I currently kill things just block really well and have FES it's fine that's good enough for now I don't think I have to take eviscerate I could take medkit I could take Centennial puzzle medkit could help against the heart but I do have double prepared which makes it a lot less valuable I don't know it's like pretty good currently the way that I block against the heart is like I get a DEX potion and then I just kind of go infinite with back flips which isn't that far away so I think I'm good let's save our money for something [Music] better for and knowa figure [Music] out now this is what I call Mis knives the best thing that you can look for to tell you that you have a good Miss knives deck is that it doesn't have any knives in it I think it's pretty important that we keep calculated gamble so let's upgrade it yeah strangely knives one of the least important parts of a Mis knives deck [Music] I could just nightmare [Music] fumes it'll end up being better to nightmare something [Music] else [Music] who's Chuck lightning that's the question on everyone's [Music] lips [Music] [Music] have I tried out dot age I have not I don't know what that is [Music] [Music] this deck is so good love this for [Music] me love this for me a fan of the handsome family I don't know what that is [Music] either look all I do just set a home and place SL the Spire okay like you can't expect me to know [Music] things [Music] [Music] g g they did the intro to True Detective that Everyone likes oh have to pick between adrenaline and malaise very rude what the [ __ ] question card why did you do that to me think I'm just taking adrenaline do have phos down makes M slightly better you can argue that nightmare makes malaise better nightmare also makes adrenaline better though it hits some both I have so few relics considering that I have gone to every Elite fight that I can for the entire run and we're at the end of act two I just don't feel like I have that many relics guess I have no question mark relics is that true I don't think I've gotten any relics from question marks I mean the horses are good but I think adrenaline might be better is how weird is it that the horses are beating up a Sentry when mise isn't even good against sentries that's confusing like wondering about time meter I guess I I don't think it matters that much does it I I don't know it feels kind of like adrenaline is a better card in general but and it's a better card on average in this run right now but it feels like most of the ways that it's possible for me to die are sold by malaise so I should probably just take Mala huh but it would feel a lot better to play a deck with adrenaline in it but I think I just take Malay anyway ex thanks for the 14 months I appreciate it I've managed to talk s is um no with blur ROM's okay blur and malayas make ricome better there is also a tiny house get adrenaline next fight good [Music] [Music] thinking only DEA first that's nice free fight the majority of my viewers from the US uh a plurality of my viewers are from the US I don't think the majority [Music] [Music] are I know where the majority of my audience is [Music] located that' be so cool if someone on the ISS was watching my stream holy [ __ ] I would lose my mind you think it's possible [Music] order [Music] [Music] [Music] all [Music] right gosh I forgot Panic at the Disco existed what is the nightmare for wow it's nightmare it's a very strong card [Music] have I ever done chat picks every card and one yes this is the channel where we like yes yes I I designed that that that mod was made by Robo jumper for me for this channel we went from Ascension 0 to 20 on more than one of the characters with that I don't have a lot of powers do I I have one W PL I've been to so many shops I have a fume as well obviously we buy this I think I like oddly Smooths down over mummified hand garbs had his do you know who I am moment I am a well-known slay the Spire streamer [Music] now we're getting some [Music] relics [Music] [Music] [Music] and a d and podcast has introduced an NPC character named jorb grundle hey that's my name what the [Music] hell [Music] GB grundle D what does that [Music] mean I listened to good podcasts recently I don't have a commute so I don't really listen to podcasts I guess there are people who like listen to podcasts in the shower probably I do not listen to many podcasts if I ever do it's like I mean honestly I just don't listen to [Music] podcasts [Music] good to buy enemy God that took a while a bouncing flask I am kind of down for a card that deals damage and I think bouncing flask does dishwashing is your podcast CH I admit this is maybe weird but I largely do chores and silence maybe there's just something wrong with me I don't know sometimes I'll put on some music [Music] [Music] you don't think the Beetles are allowed to play While My Guitar Gently Weeps sorry what are you complaining [Music] [Music] about huge the boot moment [Music] here you don't want anyone else to have make covers of it or subject it to you at 2 a.m. after subject you to it at 2 a.m. after a party is dying down you know what I'm going to take a stand here and this is going to be an unpopular stand like what the [ __ ] is music for if it's not for like singing at 2 a.m. while a party is dying down that is one of the things that we demonize as a society that I just think is a sad thing to [Music] [Music] demonize anyway cancel me if you want it's definitely not for Jas as to sing the remedy that's not what music is for get that guy out of here nice [Music] spare I don't hate a bit more weak from King cloud with some artifact charges I think it's [Music] [Music] okay [Music] [Music] [Music] remember when I used to think that energy relics were like the best thing to get from bosses that was kind of [Music] wild entire player base begins with that [Music] assumption this is kind of like the deck that I was hoping to build with five energy Once Upon a Time oh [ __ ] this one's not dead yet oh okay oops sad right now it [Music] is so often just a really awful pickup attempt well I mean that's [Music] gross I understand not wanting to be exposed to a really awful pickup attempt at a party that you were trying to enjoy [Music] [Music] feel like [Music] some did people get too self-conscious about wonder wall I'm proud of the general I feel like it was kind of a sleeper pick for uh like becoming a culturally relevant acoustic guitar song [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] imagine a th Cuts imagine C [Music] maybe the problem is guys on college campuses possible [Music] very [Music] [Music] possible one of my favorite things about dating is talking about other people that they've dated cuz I get to hear what the boys are up to cuz I don't really know what the boys are up to I don't go on dates with the boys how would I know it's always kind of fun we'll take another nightmare we could like a nightmare calculated gble tactician and go super infinite maybe in a fight Boys Are Back In Town good [Music] [ __ ] I missed them [Music] feels like I need more tacticians I wonder what happens to this deck if I nightmare tactician I feel like it probably uh kind of goes off seems plausible used to confuse you and Cold Play all the time [Music] yes yep that makes sense I don't let's listen to something [Music] [Music] you nightmare the nightmare you can nightmare the nightmare nightmar a nightmare is how you end up in a lot of the most abusive situations that you can end up in in slay the Spire that was how I overflowed poison that one time [Music] don't do it Gremlin I'll take a calculated gamble [Music] though [Music] that's a curse that's a curse that's a curse can you overflow gold with nightmare plus nightmare plus [Music] wish don't see why [Music] not oops would take literal years of play but I feel like we could do it unless maybe months I have this one and this one and this [Music] one holy [Music] moly we have clip of the poison overflow don't think I have anything that auto times out links and I am honored that you think I'm a sensible person to ask if I do really implies a level of having any idea what's going on that I sometimes aspire [Music] to did I just nightmare calculated gamble twice what did I nightmare thought I nightmare to tactician feels like I didn't or did I oh I did that this turn okay we're just going off uh same turn that I did that I understand now [Music] eone well next turn when those tacticians show up I'm going to be really strong uh don't really want to shop rare chance is okay did get a nightmare recently I guess I don't know if it works [Music] still [Music] [Music] what why did you hit me so [Music] hard [Music] [Music] de dode [Music] doo gold sword is an in so it can overflow at 2 million wait two billion if there was a button that you could press that gave you 25 gold but if you pressed it until you had over two billion gold it might overflow would you press [Music] it you wish real life gold overflowed at 2.1 billion yes yes Banks could store money values as an INT we've solved it someone finally worked it out you to full base is all hell I agree if poison overflows it just stops doing anything it's a bit [Music] awkward [Music] [Music] something [Music] can the ins [Music] underflow maybe like the financial system is all made up anyway it's not like faen anyway it is simply used by those in power to gain more power I learned that from [Music] Sako I watched the first half of inside again for the first time in a while like a couple weeks ago that [ __ ] is wild [Music] hey Vixie [ __ ] is wild [Music] [Music] are there almost no exhausts I don't know if that's true there are a few exhausts got some Powers got some crippling clouds and piercing [Music] whales [Music] how do you think this would be doing if we were um getting hit for two every time we played a card I am personally un shot would be fun here hopefully this Elite fight will drop a good [Music] [Music] Relic [Music] [Music] terror terror [Music] exhausts tough bandages would fix block issues sure we'll just get like the best Relic in the game that's that's all this deck needs to win we'll just get the best Relic in the game no big deal just hold on a second while I find you the best Relic in the game uh I did not drop TCI is this in the wrong order if this is tactician [Music] [Music] ow I already have the boot good point say pretty L 17 months hope you're doing [Music] [Music] well [Music] good night Mr the missile you always love my CH of music y we stopped listening to Coldplay or whatever so glad you weren't here [Music] [Music] earlier I think if I just play every backflip I draw I'm probably okay I clearly have some bad turn ones my potion belt exists I don't know how much it helps [Music] there was a fairy inut bottle that I didn't buy maybe I should have bought it you want glass knife on zero think about [Music] [Music] it yeah it's not going to get all the way there but you know what I tried is there a spread sheet I haven't made any spreadsheets for Spire for a bit [Music] [Music] made a spreadsheet like two days ago for spire oh yeah I forgot about that you're [Music] right I don't want to apply any more attacks cuz these are on the right numbers can I play 10 attacks I guess I could play 10 attacks what's happening with the stack I mean we're killing the enemy am I action surging I hope so I would say that I'm entering a point of my life where I am action surging actually right now [Music] yeah all right that'll do have a blood vial think I probably upgrade H actually I will rest 13 Health it's 11 Health actually right but that seems slightly better than draw one card sometimes [Music] oh the options are incense burner or ancient potion in burner feels kind of coin flppy I assume that if I don't die on turn two and three I win incense burner or no but incense burner saves me either like 50 health or zero Health on turn two or three it's very much one of those [Music] two maybe because of blur in sense burner ends up being good I could see that I wish I had a thing that I could duplication potion just kind of don't [Music] [Music] for piering well next [Music] turn [Music] this one's attacking me too [Music] [Music] though [Music] let spand up oh it's a jam oh it's a jam oh [ __ ] it's a [Music] jam nice very good [Music] think it's a jam for an indie farming s you know what there's nothing wrong with [Music] that this is a turn off getting attacked hard right this is our break I'm pretty sure this is our break from getting attacked hard it would be good to actually know for sure uh we did easy turn big attack big [Music] attack with small attack turn [Music] think I'm wrong I'm wrong right good now the problem is this is at [Music] five 13 15 17 1921 I like this dies in five turns after this zero then after that one then after that two then after that three so I just don't deal any damage to this and we're okay and I can kill this one simply kill them both right now I don't want it since we're around five that would be very bad no what you want to do in this fight cuz you want it on either three or four against the heart ideally four I don't think we can do that CU of bronze scales [Music] [Music] for [Music] you have a concerning number of relics that aren't Ting shower tough bandages true [Music] I got runic pyramid last round I think right I think so turns out I get runic pyramid an average amount of the time It's just sometimes I don't get it for 20 runs in a row H Play One More blur and put this on nine [Music] right I got it to three does reflex anything it can't really be bad right feels hard for it to be bad just deflect something maybe deflect is better than it I would like it [Music] deflect all right let's just not hunt the early turns all right I found malaise found well plans that's a good start good duplication potion mise send the heart to the shadow realm don't really do [Music] anything [Music] [Music] a lot of things I could do here have a lot of [Music] potions nightmar attack tactician blah blah blah blah blah nightmar a tactician seems good I can play sneaky strike first to procan chako so I have enough energy to also play wallid plans I think that's good and I think I don't have to duplication potion up think that's doing much for [Music] me [Music] e [Music] nightmer is sort of a really expensive well plans you're not wrong would I want panic button can't skip this right I don't think I would want panic button here just do this uh if this is the big attack it's kind of tricky to win the fight but still wantable if it's the multi-attack I just like instantly win the fight but you got for me all right cool cool I mean that's like plus 45 health or whatever so it's [Music] [Music] nice I did kind of want to go off this turn but I don't think that's happening cuz I'm intangible this turn so I'm taking less speed of death but just getting rid of the void and the dazed and the fumes and the terror that's like a pretty big pretty big turn for [Music] me [Music] all [Music] right now my debuffs are gone [Music] and I have four Tac plus probably I also want four calculator gamall plus five five calculator gamall [Music] Plus [Music] all right only hexaghost can upgrade burn nothing else can these are the [Music] rules [Music] now I like kind of have to think about which cards I do play and which cards I don't play which is very inconsiderate of the game I didn't sign up for run of slay the Spire because I wanted to think thinking is the mind killer [Music] [Music] sure something like that anyway pretty sure back Flip's my best card right now in terms of cards I can play [Music] slowest poison deck of all [Music] time there are a lot of clicks there are definitely a lot of [Music] clicks [Music] time relevant in an infinite deck oh how do you feel about time is your time [Music] relevant [Music] it almost broke not [Music] quite uh Gamble and reflex can be an infinite yeah you got rid of all the other cards problem is there are a bunch of other cards [Music] [Music] so how's it going everyone how are you did you know it's Wednesday it be good to play piercing whe to get rid of it [Music] um yes I think [Music] so and some Danny Danny thanks for the 13 months appreciate [Music] it first trimester skin everything is looking fine so that's good that sounds awesome congratulations oh [ __ ] it broke I still have ink bottle maybe unbelievable I have potions I wanted to keep going [Music] GG two hours of clicking cards over and over again there was some thinking that run too I tried to play Spire really fast but then it like there were was thinking to do that's where I'm at right [Music] now GG

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Length: 113min 12sec (6792 seconds)

Published: Wed May 01 2024