What a Pandoras Box! | A20 Watcher Run | Slay the Spire

oh I'm coming Relic I think I want to go to this shop because I think it's pretty important I got like at least one card to remove the next one it's not a bad Mall Bank I'm still planning to go to this shop though [Music] SMR Talia for the 26 months he's outside's scary no it's kind of cool actually I think [Music] okay so eruption or strike strike works defend defend defend only takes six is that right that's seven I don't know why I thought it took six all right I think I I don't take the four here though cool give me a man Leslie hello Aaron I can still 40 months Lorax mooman we wax paper is he SRAM okay good run so far uh it seems so hard I want to attack the one that attacks for eight rather than the one that attacks for six [Music] I'll say is a potion this is the best I'm doing this turn ekv Hollow [Music] Gyarados Hollow I got cut through Fates okay just a card that makes my duck a bit better with some early Rush down I think Ardex already going to be strong late game whether it's like fully infant or not we don't know yet but it'll be strong let's make sure that we don't die in the meanwhile am I enjoying ancillary Justice I yeah fell asleep reading the book last night which is really fun I'm okay with a tantrum oh wait a second that's what's that this enemy splits okay never mind I just decided I didn't want the miracle don't worry about it [Music] the issue with going infinite with Rush down is not clicking on every tantrum you see throughout the Run foreign you probably don't want to take two I just generally wouldn't recommend taking a few Tantrums though be honest I don't think I'm taking sounds I don't think I'm taking empty mind I think it's okay I just already have a rush down I think we can hold out for like an inner peace which is a lot more appealing this is already a card removed over a transform [Music] 37 months we're both doing well what does grass taste like you know it actually is different depending on the grass grass actually like is a lot of different things disabledip animac grass is late it's like asking what uh what a tree tastes like sort of depends what tree it is obviously okay remove the defend now on a strike later I don't think I want to only remove unless I get like a mental Fortress I think I want to only remove the Femmes and a guardian Act I see trees outside yeah they're like everywhere Wild what does a tree taste like I don't want to spoil it seems like something that I should leave is a surprise for you I guess there's a universe where I could take windmill strike it seems very far away from where I am right now the only upgrade that I really care about at the moment is Rush down which I can get at the end of the ACT there's a pretty good chance I'll add another card but I want to upgrade between now and then but like I'm not gonna take a campfire with a good potion and healthy matters now why Breeze tastes like maple syrup only syrup trees though got Indian food today I have not had Indian food in a while so one thing I'm not all of us here is uh let's play with Johnson now this won't be a Medicare pile for liquid memories I can deal 54. it's not enough would be a great moment to have a sands of time or a windmill strike both of which I was offered both of which I chose not to take [Music] 9 36. this is kind of brutal [Music] like Antrim though there were three sums do I have dashboard up that's traveling so 50 months to grow from links to the 32 months thanks for the 24 months let me see them I was just playing slay the Spire for a second please that is uh actually lethal's turn yet I can't save my potion or I can use my potion saving my potion costs 14 Health doesn't seem worth it I'm okay with the Tranquility omniscience seems clunky at the moments foreign seems excellent will I die the gremlin knob Maybe pretty sure I'm meant to do this I play the two strikes and at that point I want to uh more energy by playing vigilance as well this is not a great start to Buffet 36. if there we need to draw tantrum off of Rush down and then also draw it off cut through fate or I just take a billion [Music] options this is enough is it 30 44 oh it is if I hit tantrum but can I tranquil the eruption too because I'm like watch air or whatever Tranquility eruption then I still have three and then I strike strike strike things are not as dire as I thought really all I did this fight was set up meat on the bone in fact a needle's not too bad how do I do what is it like to go outside you should drink water after you go outside because otherwise I don't know something to do with the air I think all of cards foreign I get four moves from here easily yeah okay picking one [Music] it ends up being more than one quite likely the best turn it's not just so drink water before you go outside and if you're outside for a long time you should drink water while you're outside didn't pick you for a water lobbyist big water interests and chat I don't know how I feel about that I get to see reality so I can actually block I already have a threatened needle and obviously the stone is probably fine okay 405 gold inner peace bag of prep card remove that's it take Master strategy over backup props seems obviously wrong this might not be the most interesting watch you're on what watcharon is the most interesting Watcher on the really like when it comes down to it oops too [Music] I'm outside today and saw some baby cows nice pretty cool okay and one which was made exactly 34 for meat on the bone I'm kind of Figo is fun ambass thinks of 27 months yeah hump Prismatic shards start on watcher I'm not that desperate to make slay this fire more interesting yet actually kind of enjoying the scam I think playing like 10 runs a month instead of 100 runs a month helps a lot with making the game uh unto play for the guardian fight I want fluray upgrade for next ACT I probably want Rush down upgrade though Laurie upgrade falls off really hard where Rush down Tranquility stay relevant throughout the entire game it does feel like if this run loses it loses like immediately though we'll just go flooring I don't see how this run loses if we get to act three 19. [Music] [Music] [Music] uh I found out something really exciting today so I'm cracking the Crypt deck the popular Sudoku solving YouTube channel uh Simon always says that's three in the corner when he gets a three in the corner and for like more than two years I have no idea what the [ __ ] he's talking about and today I realized that he's talking about the song Bad Religion but he's just been doing that with no explanation for like like years uh I'm honestly just really proud of him [Music] it's like I bet I'd have this is why I like the channel name of the song is Losing My Religion not bad religion I guess it is it's okay to play anarchies here I love that I'm gonna do this oh it's back again I'm very nearly already is it true that the sky is blue I don't know I didn't look up so I live in Seattle um [Music] one of the best most iconic songs in music videos of the 90s yeah I don't think it was alive yet in the 90s I'll believe you one of my friends very casually talked about how they weren't alive yet in the year 2000 that's today oh I'm so old um devastating yeah foreign you're older than me congratulations [Music] well done you have a higher score than me on that one [Music] and my book shipped across the Pacific Ocean any tips or thoughts before you start reading it I hope you enjoy it it's all I've got for you people seem to have enjoyed it how old is the oldest yorms which chatter we cannot scientifically saying because there's always the possibility that someone older is watching and hasn't said so it's impossible to know lordmaster 29 says they are 98. I don't know if that's you saying you're 98 but if it is I am so curious why your name has a 29 in it because I was like holy [ __ ] 98 is the 29 the year you were born and then I looked but that would only be 94. that's what's happening here I think if you claim to be 94 I would have believed you would be like oh what is your secret huh All Things Considered this is not an incredible Pandora's Box ragnarok's a bit better with liquid memories and blasphemy blasphemy ragman uh blasphemy Ragnarok is kind of a thing I do have a cut through fade for weave as well but yeah it's not like really the cards that you're hoping for you're as old as Taylor Swift allowing you to more easily remember how old you are yeah I'm not as old as Taylor Swift so my life is harder than yours I guess we're aiming for this when I play signature move chat will go crazy I'm always looking for chat's approval [Music] I there was a moment when I would forget how old I was but then uh it stopped happening but I couldn't tell you why I just started knowing maybe it was the pandemic maybe there just wasn't anything else to remember so I remembered how old I was any pets or animals outside yesterday I saw a neighborhood cat enjoying the catnip that I have planted in my yard I just remembered I have Ragnarok and then I went for a walk and the same cat came and said hi to me it was very friendly and I think now I'm not a narc okay it's very dramatic right now um not a narc but I think the cap might have been high I have a feeling is my blasphemy Ragnarok yes it's calculating the fall time it wasn't a very hard calculation I guess I'll take a mental Fortress when I play a signature move chat is going to go crazy lucky uh I mean that's just bad luck duplicate a card in your deck I didn't upgrade Rush down this is the worst day of my life it's fine there will be chances to upgrade it later that's in blasphemy synergize no one of the things you said Is Right unfortunately it is the no question mark that is right okay this is actually hard to do the math for I don't like this man I don't like this at all this is [ __ ] my intuition is that I don't have lethal but I would not be surprised if I'm wrong and also like is it worth it to use a potion if I don't have lethal it might be six twelve [Music] oh 21 33 I think Tantrums [ __ ] it it's not an unnecessarily vulgar I apologize [Music] um three four five I could lead with tantrum and none of Larry eruption it's also short I don't think I have it you need Kings theater King sounds nice hey matteus of all the vulgarity and you'll have to tick that box on YouTube for the VOD end of one grass is dry somewhere well I wanna just take a billion damage then I do have a meat on the bone I'm about to fight us super early so having two pretty good potions seems kind of good it also isn't a billion damage it's only 13. foreign guys want to play tantrum not eruption so I had a wrath card in my drawbound [Music] [Music] at the wrong two I just believe in the process I were to enter blasphemy I guess I'm in for that but then I have to remember to kill it this turn I could probably just play Ragnarok and then I would die I wouldn't [Music] wait today you found an assassin bug it looks like this holy [ __ ] I'm glad you're okay you are okay all right [Music] good thank you this is a pretty good Elite Bros pretty sure I do not care that it heals foreign on floor 23. that the Spire resigned because there is nothing more to be done I saw a pretty fun bug on my walk today at first I thought it was a spider but it wasn't it was like a beetle but it had kind of spider-like likes it was very flat black in its coloring was that an academy for reference the cabinet horse says stuff like that must be copying me do I want another card remove or do I want I'm guaranteed to be able to go to a shop next time one two three four five six seven eight nine I need to get down to eight anyway okay so I don't need to go to a shop for a card removed so I could go for more relics [Music] I think I prefer left side I still have these really good potions too anyway we can make the choice after this you know bugs are actually crustaceans mind blown [Music] what we still play this here so there's 75 from Ragnarok it can go in different places Larry is dealing 30 this turn corruption deals 27 12. 42 49 69 140 or which is it's lethal with letter opener I have 154 with letter up there have enough energy for evaluate yes exactly but I need to have them on numbers divisible by 15. minimize Overkill when I play Ragnarok an ideally I'd like letter to proc before then but I don't think it needs to I have 149. if letter opener Only Hits one so I think I have exact lethal games absolute across um should I double check that I have potions if I'm wrong a gadventory is your least favorite YouTube chess personality and it was as of this comment in twitch chat that a new opinion has been shared unbelievable unbelievably poor taste erikant having exactly it was suspicious yeah I know I don't quite trust it it's better than exact lethal if Ragnarok doesn't hit the bird three times wait a second no no no no no no no no no no if Ragnarok doesn't hit the bird I have to deal tend to it I Overkill by two that's okay I'm pretty sure it's right and I have good potions if I'm wrong so that this this boom boom huh I don't even need leather up there what's up with that oh it works for me is it true the grass is actually green some grass is green not all of it s content is mid and he has some weird social opinions I have never heard again share it a single social opinion in my life sometimes he talks about how someone has delivered a letter to his front door and then he leaves in the middle of the video to go get the letter from the front door that's probably my favorite part [Music] you think anyone thinks I have weird social opinions probably not everyone's like yeah that George is right about everything uh and I don't blame them because I am all right hey darling the admits are promoted Andrew Tate holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] this is this is actually drama I'm here for tell me more I missed that are you sure I missed that happening that could be libelous that could have you could go to court if you're lying I get a gavitar on the phone still on his Twitter account foreign I've become a drama streamer apparently a gab mature Andrew Tate gadmatore promotes Tucker Carlson and Andrew Tate Mr dodgy it's a shame one of the biggest creators in chess decided to promote this uncritical interview with an alleged sex trafficker a gadmatore retweeted a Kirk Carlson interviewing Andrew Tate and then when called out said great interview recommend I had I had a strategy gamer guy friend who just like didn't he just didn't get it and he told me that he loved Jordan Peterson and I was like why and he said that Jordan Peterson was like fine dining for your brain he told me this with in just like the most sincere way imaginable anyway we're not friends we're not friends anymore for reasons like more than that though if a friend of mine said that to me I wouldn't just like instantly banish them from my life that doesn't make you completely unredeemable as a human being people can be wrong about things but then like that was perhaps causally related to other things that weren't just like too shitty to yeah [Music] all right I think I'm going live I was actually still trying to work out which way I was going that entire time believe it or not I wasn't lonely wasting time trying to get a gamma tour canceled [Music] it was one of the things I was doing but it wasn't the only thing I was doing [Music] um I don't have enough energy to play this huh wait it's not Dad yeah I was worried all right and this is the slaver Elite fight after this everything's easy Sparky things for the 75 months appreciate it you are well and I don't know how I feel about people who are blood earthers because on the one hand like cool but on the other hand and maybe this is just because I don't know many people who are flat earther through so I don't know but like conceptually it's very benign to me there are so many ways you can be wrong and like all of the other ones seem like they harm the world a lot more than believing the Earth is flat I guess I kind of want to meet on the bone here which requires 36 Health which is not the amount of Health I have oh well a lot of Flat Earth devolves into anti-semitism [Music] swans thinks the eight months appreciate it yeah I mean I won't claim to have any reason to believe you're wrong I have not personally seen that in my life but if you tell me that that's the truth I mean everything else seems to devolve into anti-Semitism pretty regularly so why not [Music] thank you Earth is clearly permit shaped are you internal or external ramp there is some Utopia that the elites are keeping to themselves is that what it is a a personally like don't understand like well why the Earth is flat what why does it matter I've never personally understood but again we're learning today that I don't understand all the [ __ ] about the Flat Earth conspiracy theories so shouldn't be remarkable that I don't understand the pyramids are flat oh the whole point was they are lying about everything yeah I guess so that's scams lesson learned four one two three and a half we'll call it four total or total relevant upgrades this one's kind of okay this currently slow me down but it catches up pretty quick I'm down also I have a dream catcher now so it lets me rest for card rewards which maybe gets me like a scroll or something I Can Dream right okay go here first because I want to meet on the bone proc before I rest seems like a slightly more efficient way to use health identifying this is like the place that I die this and Nemesis but I have blasphemy and um Ragnarok for the Nemesis fight ragnarok's actually a relevant upgrade I guess too I guess I have quite a few relevant upgrades [Music] can play evaluate or I cannot play evaluate I think I play it because of water opener you're a resentful that no one thought to include you in the cabal meetings kind of hurtful let me tell you something about being a New Zealand immigrant you are not part of many cabals not really enough kiwis out there too organize pernicious doings and uh the United States is that how you pronounce cabal you thought it was a ball yes um repto isn't scary that you missed oh Raptor just like dies just kill it it's like hello and I'm like hello and then it's dead that's how that fight goes boom evaluate was not one of the relevant upgrades but we have it anyway also I didn't get meat on the bone Can't Always Get What You Want do I rust or do I take a nemesis relevant upgrade these are kind of the two sensible options ever liquid memories and The Stance potion I don't think I need a nemesis relevant upgrade I also don't need to rest well I'm gonna rest because it's fun to see Card Rewards eh it's actually not that fun I just found out let's find them comforting thing about conspiracy theories is the idea that there is anyone in charge oh [ __ ] there's no one in charge while that's concerning is gonna do anything about climate change then [Music] you have bad news oh no I hate bad things my least favorite type of news [Music] wait okay Tranquility is a good upgrade Ambrosia's not bad I do already have a blasphemy so it seems less good than usual and I have double Rush down so the stance potion seems really good the liquid memory seems really good with Ragnarok and blasphemy kind of assuming that at some point the blasphemy will upgrade which like kind of true how can you get slavers twice in the same run it's not like a bug feels like a bug why are people allowed to enjoy things that you dislike one of the many flaws of capitalism uh wait I don't have um rushed out on play and also I don't have a florea blows so I'll take one why would the slavers show up again after we already killed them no this is lethal right foreign and then 18. super early well it's like lethal by Miles right I got a 27 and 18 12 and 5 15s and a six now I have 27 and 18 and a 12 with 5 15s anyway at 27 18 and 12 count kill after 515s I don't see it ancient tea set potions may be better than Sans potion I forget the lesson learned that is unfortunate foreign just kill a couple of slavers and end slavery [Music] it's unfortunate that that's true but if you killed the sun one time like all life on Earth would end you think all life on Earth would end though maybe there's like something that would survive some like molecular based life form [Music] no you watched a video about it this is why I asked you all I figure one of you will know [Music] maybe in the distant distant future the Earth would crash into a different planet which did have a breathable atmosphere and there would be like some sort of remnants of life which revived somehow [Music] synthetic organisms feeding from Ocean vents don't need the sun to survive in any way it's a bold claim [Music] how do you suppose that the ocean events uh [Music] [Music] geothermal activity how do you suppose there's thermal activity foreign [Music] oh okay life on Earth will be protected by the uh it's a place in England called [Music] where they decided to [Music] poison everyone or something again the ocean refreeze no it's okay it's fine wait if the ocean froze would that Preserve the makeup of life [Music] is the earth procedurally generated is life hero blank life is a game um y'all know that game of life it's like the the little dots and they reproduce or die based on criteria don't know that I'd call it a rogue-like they mean froze the whole surface or the whole volume well we're imagining that the sun no longer exists who I think probably it would be quite cold [Music] have I ever wondered what life goals champ has never ask probably though if I probably champ is fairly satisfied with their coloring job I get the sense that they're into it decages just generally one of the best watch your relics I feel like is there a reason to care about evaluates sucks because it upgraded but I don't think I wanna these two are fine this is fine this is maybe cut a ball I think I got a weave I don't care with cutting weave and evaluate [Music] just got the cards that don't draw cards and like from among those cut the ones that do the less do the less do the least which I think is we even evaluate foreign to have never asked champ with all the time spent with them uh yeah our conversations have been hampered by them being a video game character is the Watcher my favorite hero always nice to have first time viewers on the channel um foreign [Laughter] [Music] [Music] [Music] thank you [Music] malachorian thinks 11 months but if you paid me to say that Watcher was the best I am not a sellout unless like you offer me more than twenty dollars my ethics are resounding and consistent unless quite a lot of money is involved foreign [Music] bucks is 20 bucks [Music] Yankee thanks for 30 months appreciate it I wanna be a billion you start your 30th factorio speed around town could I please say Watcher is the best character sting on all right hi George's here uh I've been asked a lot recently what is my favorite slay the spider character was the best character was the most fun to play and it's watcher foreign [Music] why is everyone posting their face in chat it's nice that you're all smiling you all look the same [Music] into your alt accounts it's Beast 2851 and Beast 2850 and Etc understandable I always kind of wondered when they'd show up number goes up as well [Music] foreign [Music] feels like if I get offered a med kit and a card remove I probably don't have to go to three shops it's kind of hard for me not to I guess I can go this way it gets around one of them ah do I beat time meter get rid of flaria blows now just keep Ragnarok and that beats time meter my meter is actually kind of tough to beat foreign blasphemy Smurf Style anyone made a number goes down game yes they have silent verse Gremlin knob what's the what's the tile game that used to come as one of the default games and windows where you like have to match the tiles and they're set up in a cool pattern at the start and they have like depth but there's like four levels of depth to them it's not mahjong is it then Mahjong like PVP and stuff is it a different type of Mahjong I pay I think I've heard it called Taipei before the game was fun missed that game that's a numbers go down game vigilance not very good all right uses the same tiles as Mahjong icing thank you Mahjong Taipei is a classic Mahjong Solitaire Dam wait so if I had my genre tiles could I like play that at home on my own set it up on the table [Music] you might not see me again for a while twitch chat [Music] oh my God oh my God it takes damage so slow [Music] I have to kill it because I have lesson learned you know I'm gonna kill it should kill it how do we feel about Watchers balance we've been playing Watcher for a little while now chat what would you do to fix the balance of watching I'm sure you're better at balancing the game than Mega crit Studios in this moment you would make the numbers bigger let's see you would delete one charm I use a blasphemy you know what happens if I play blasphemy and then I play Inner Peace Mega crit used Unity for their new game Kingda cringe Mega crit is not using Unity for their new game they are very publicly no longer using Unity for their new game can't be balanced completely emotionally unstable got rid of miracle would she have a different starter I like you need a starter Relic that's good enough to make it so you don't just post your like stop every single run I'm not sure that's the right lever to pull make Pandora's Box only generate rares foreign that's fair it'd make her cuter I think Watcher looks great [Music] push down can't draw the card that activated him that seems like a very sensible change honestly kind of weird that it can there are a few things in the game that can do that and it's always kind of weird that they can when nothing else can like once you understand the rules behind it sure but if you don't understand the rules behind it it's just kind of random her legs are weird this is oh come on let's be body positive in this channel in tantrum 12 times one instead of three times four so you wouldn't pick it as often like it's no longer a multi-attack well with the DPS difference be without the animation significant hi it might actually be faster to play eruption than tantrum you think that's faster it deals three less damage it actually is isn't it or time meter dialogue interactions I'm into it I'm super into it what if time meter just was every enemy you walk into floor one and it's a Time meter fight both hits of one sounds balanced well the problem with doing that is that it's possible to gain strength in this game also Imagine The acab Echo value holy [ __ ] [Music] you walk in your wreath of flame you have akabeko ready to go the heart just gets one shot DVD so you just walk into your a fairly normal Watcher run [Music] forget to learn my lesson see what I can do there is like a reason that I'm doing this entire thing it is to play lesson learned so probably won't forget [Music] all right Rush down upgrades good ambler's Brew might be better than Swift potion you've had a scroll it would be probably I don't know go either way is it better than liquid memories [Music] I don't think so [Music] I don't even have enough money for um who shops honestly harder moves are what like a billion at this point 150 I think I'm gonna have 325 gold maybe this gives me gold and give me gold would it actually balance Watcher just to remove Rush down uh I think should still be the strongest character but it would make her more reasonable than she currently is [Music] thank you Rudder moves are 500 you think we're two more starting Parts with I actually think be pretty reasonable [Music] so in the design process of slay the Spire Ironclad released with 10 cards and then the silent released with 12 cards and so we had this thing where it was possible for characters to release with different size starter decks right and silent and Ironclad do play differently and value card removed differently because of the different size of their starter decks 100 it's 100 the case but then [Music] for some reason defect then once you're both released with pen cards as well unlike you can make sense of it it takes two draws to go through every character's deck perfectly because silent starts with a bag of prep starter Relic for example so you can make sense of it that way but it didn't like have to be that way like Watcher could have started with a 12 card deck it would have been allowed there's nothing in the rules that says the dog can't play basketball [Music] take another inner piece why not [Music] foreign yes another another thing to consider is that not everyone has played 8 500 hours of slate aspire and so it's kind of fun for there to be a character which is maybe easier than the others for people who have played a lot of the game [Music] lure HP by 20. for a while I was trying to win Watcher runs where I started with One Max HP and they weren't as easy so that definitely makes the character harder what is it like to go outside it's okay actually let incense burner on five [Music] I don't think it matters Inspire Fox foreign just like it's kind of like inside except it's outside you want to have you strongly dislike camping like we'll say camping of all types it's like every type of camping you just absolutely hate fascinating what's up I guess living in the Pacific Northwest probably makes sense so a person likes camping a lot more I've never had a lake awful awful bug experience in the Pacific Northwest and I think that's largely because Pacific Northwest [Music] is camping a white person a thing London [Music] I don't know the rules Obama metal meme should I wish I could give myself a medal oh would you give yourself a metal form if you could give yourself a metal twitch chat [Music] American camping themed restaurants are really popular in China apparently gosh I don't think anyone has ever said something that I intuitively believed more than what you've just said foreign [Music] said as far as I can tell seven unrelated words in a row and I was like yeah I believe it you have to write your own Citation for metal once it was surreal [Music] I was a somewhat mature child not like I mean I was still a child you know in one year I didn't get a trophy from my soccer team and the guy who coached the soccer team pulled me aside afterwards and said look you deserved a trophy but we wanted to give trophies to the other kids you've already gotten Lots and I'm still actually upset about it turns out that Not only was I not mature then but also I'm still not that mature [Music] um oh well [Music] it's like I deserved a trophy damn [ __ ] right [Laughter] armor upgrades holding a grudge is a higher calling agree and I'm outside did I do I went on a couple of runs I went for a walk [Music] tomorrow I'm going to a show that'll be fun still don't I feel like the stack actually beats time meter but I'm sure it will somehow I might get 75 gold from these floors it's possible Right Elites give gold [Music] I ran front one somebody asked me if I was active and it gave me a crisis of confidence and I was like I used to be so active [Music] it was like that the turning 30 Bo Burnham song actually it was like literally word for that I used to run for miles don't remember the rest of the song but you know that's how it started um so I decided to check if I could run a mile without dying and I can unless this is the afterlife which it might be because I feel like I got kind of close [Music] and that was actually really fun so I just did it again the next day and then I ordered running issues for myself so now I'm just a runner so yeah you can look forward to hearing more about that [Music] how am I going instant I enter calm I leave calm gaining two energy because I left to calm they draw four cards because they have rush now I am entering Wrath what running shoes oh I couldn't tell you I just clicked on something I looked up uh best minimalist running shoes [Music] bought some that seemed okay I don't remember why they seemed okay in particular but they did that fair are you here to do crime can't just do crime all the time Zephyr [Music] is that for now when you think about when you think about the law when you're in high school they raid made you run a mile in gym class around the track you ran so slowly that the teacher was like you did it after three last instead of four you were supposed to do and you did not correct her she knew I feel like she knew I've heard this really like I don't actually like it when you do this yeah hey yo [Music] back in action Zephyr standing in front of me while I am trying to do something is a great test for like how patient I am I the sort of person who would be okay with not receiving an award performance on the soccer team [Music] today no [Music] foreign part of Stonewall was probably the rights but there were other parts too I don't know I wasn't actually there be honest based off what I've heard though I'm weak for three turns that's so long [Music] I said the rights with the h [Music] or a sunscreen while going outside I put on a moisturizer that is sunscreen on my face every day I recommend it I have read that it's good for you ah rest of my buddy though nah it's [ __ ] link it I mean you can just just pick whatever you don't need me to give a product endorsement for a cosmetic product like I don't know which ones are best I am not qualified in any way to do that [Music] yes this is why I have a cosmetic product which is sunscreen because this way even though it is cold I will still be like that's nice from my face to feel moisturized [Music] you're here to give product everywhere for osmetics you're here to give product endorsements for Cosmetics all right take it away May does feel like night and day since I started moisturizing [Music] especially when I go outside they like rehydrating and moisturizing and stuff shit's important credit Tick Tock nice will you use that thing with little salt crystals in it that's [ __ ] rad love that I love it when this stuff has the little the little rough things and presumably micro plastic nothing wrong with a good microplastic or two though it's always been my opinion do I take Alpha so I can beat time meter holy [ __ ] I missed my one gold that's rough oh well uh can be time meter right it depends I have very little damage if time meter just decides to like alternate between I want to take Alpha I think I would be fine like if I thought that I wasn't fine I would have played the entire run very differently but it doesn't seem bad to take Alpha best part of tick tock was when you uninstalled it hey now being a hater isn't a personality this is exactly what I was hoping wouldn't have [Music] foreign [Music] blasphemy [Music] I mean I could also just press the forfeit button if you want to get technical [Music] I guess I could also just leave if the time meter makes you end your turn more than 15 times you can legally just leave that fair I have to do this for my job this is my job haven't been streaming as much recently right he has not yelled at me a single time for like three days start streaming again boom [Music] because when I don't stream I look at his poop ah no [Music] wants me to be quiet possibly true things I'm talking to him so he answers possible perhaps even likely you never realize that Omega is just 50 damage per turn did you think it did more or less [Music] there's a sleep well I think it is but not much less online oh you had to Play It Again to gain more damage oh yeah it's uh it's stronger than that oh nice I upgraded to Alpha um that's fine how much would it need in order to actually be good I'm not sure what it need to be good as a card that only deals damage on a character that deals infinite damage right off [Music] we've been trying that retinoid stuff it's been doing something you think I also think that does something are your cat a rechargeable water ball with a little sensor that dispenses water when they walk by and they love it but today one of your cats knocked a bunch of water out of it onto the floor and looked at you like what are you gonna do about it my cats have an Ever flowing Fountain it flows all the time yeah I'm kind of intimidated by your cats kind of metal we talked about the aliens found in Mexico we'll do that when they find aliens in Mexico [Music] is thinking there aliens in Mexico also ultimately anti-Semitic on the sun porn so [Music] [Music] I miss a question got any good board game recommendations what board games have I been enjoying recently Splendor splendor's been pretty good recently Azul been enjoying Azul recently under over if it's your brain I just turned my brain off when I play games like that [Music] sometimes I will have been sitting at the table not focusing on the game at all for like an hour just like completely zoned out happy moisturized in my Lane and some animal I get up in my face about how competitive I am and how I'm trying too hard and making everyone else feel bad and I'm like I don't I don't even know all the rules I do play strategy games every day of my life though I guess I understand being a spirit Island freak for a couple months nice good buy this to make the game take lost time I'm into it [Music] man the boots ELO just went up by a long way that was a massive moment for the ELO rating of we do this [Music] um that or play this twice let's play this twice and stuff [Music] one mental Fortress plus is enough to you're asking me if infinite block is enough [Music] probably it depends how much we get attacked for I guess wonderful ask me thank you I guess I don't even need the potion because I just have a intense burner on four anyway [Music] foreign organic four would not be enough maybe I would that be sketchy the beat is super tired yep first anyway the heart also like attacks you but balance I want you if you couldn't do damage during calm or game defense during Wrath uh no it would unbalancer okay much much more like it wouldn't make her stronger but you would become much less balanced this is why I purchased the boot I don't need these so I'm not gonna take them until Fortress kind of speeds it up actually I think I don't have to I'm gonna take this to make the Run take less time total pretty sure I can do that thank you inflating both a boot and Alphas yellow in the same run you're about wrong guilty is charged [Music] I was listening to sad girl music make me feel sad the music's actually very quiet right now so I can't even really hear it is it like horribly depressing is everybody in chat like [Music] sorry about that [Music] I can kind of like just hear the beat advent's gonna ever return doesn't turn on kind of work out how to make it start I probably could eventually but I figure you'd prefer me to like stream or whatever no woman Maybe at a piano teacher who told me that he really liked listening to sad music sometimes because it always reminded him that no matter how sad he was somewhere sometimes someone else had been sadder than he was so that they could be sad enough to compose that piece of music and for a long time I thought oh that's kind of sweet and then like more recently in my life last like five years I've started being like was he a psychopath um I don't really know I don't know let's go either way I just don't think too deeply about it yeah maybe [Music] Psychopaths can be sweet too fair enough for Competitive Edge would make you sadder knowing that someone was better at being sad than Ian you got to get that under control foreign Pisces you can tell me that right now that is good to know I had been wondering if he was a Pisces or not [Music] on a scale from one to five you're close to a 67 considering how high you are this is literally the exact thing I needed thank you for the Chill Vibes charms you're welcome Bismarck uh I'm gonna end with a stream now sorry but I'm I'm glad I could be here for you or exactly one minute hmm [Music] and stay until the end of the song it just ended it's over it's done finished in a Zippo washed banana I thought that was an interesting run there was the um the um there was yeah anyway I thought it was interesting laughs the decision to take Alpha for Time Eater was legit interesting in your opinion it made the time either fight easier there were other ways I could have made the time meter fight easier I don't think I needed to make the Time Eater fade easier that certainly did that good night Mr gone gone I'm gonna read more of ancillary Justice looking forward to it I'll be here for a bit tomorrow I think probably not super much I've had a thing to do every day this week Wild

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Length: 104min 46sec (6286 seconds)

Published: Thu May 02 2024