I Opened A 5 Star Restaurant On A London Bus

i transformed the regular london bus into a five-star restaurant but why because as some of you guys know i'm running for london mayor and we've already pulled in at five percent we're currently fifth place in this election and we've only been campaigning for two weeks we are genuinely making an impact and we need to take it to the next level so let me tell you about something called stop and search stop in search is when a police officer can stop and search you if they have reasonable grounds except the numbers aren't reasonable you're nine times more likely to be stopped and searched in london if you're black and i'm sure we can all agree that's outrageous but a london under me won't target anyone unfairly currently in london you get stopped in search but now you're paying to be stopped and served so we've set up a london bus which will stop and serve people and this will be done by my friends at the wind rush bar and grill and they're going to be making the food now as i'm running for london mayor i can't give this stuff away for free as that would be bribery so people are going to have to pay for the experience so just because of that we're going to have to make sure it's extra special and that's where we need another bus this bus is going to be a five-star restaurant it's gonna be driving around london and providing people with a visual experience and last but not least a three-course meal all for five pound and that's a bargain if you ask me enjoy a luxurious rooftop pen bus experience exclusively with the ndl [Music] welcome to stop and serve london's first five-star bus restaurant let's go [Music] we've got our bus driver here big barry and he's uh he's ready to take off so we've got to get our first few customers for the journey as this is my city it's my job to make sure i know everyone but even though i knew everyone's names nobody seemed interested peter peter i need you on the bus bobby stacy and melanie no thank you listen to sharkeisha we basically yeah your friend we know each other what's your name it's justice okay justice please have some justice but i am enjoying your life there's no justice in this absolutely devastated justice had no justice we need more justice in this world and that will only come if you like the video right now if you don't like the video you are racist that's right i don't make the rules you should probably like the video right now and you better subscribe but back to the video we were actually getting somewhere you need to be my first customer i love that smile though cheeky smile take a look at this stop and serve you were born to be on this bus you're so stylish that we need you on this bus i'm up my friend what's your name chris you are our first customer chris well done how did you feel i feel great who you vote for for london mayor by the way yes nico dad stacy and tyrone listen guys delicious food the best food in london i mean that sounds fine yeah come through great news i see you smoking crack there i hope you're enjoying it but i need you to stop smoking crack and start eating some really nice snacks the bus started filling up and we were ready to get things started throughout the day we actually managed to do two bus journeys with two great groups of people but let's not waste any more time let's get this show on the road ladies and gentlemen welcome to the five-star restaurant this is arguably the biggest moment of all of your lives you're about to be on the five star the first in the world five-star restaurant bus chris you're our first customer all right so i'm gonna be looking out for you all right my guy pick up my lads and um tyrone and claire really enjoy your journey all right it's a it's a romantic date it's just your work meet everything oh a work meet up i'm so sorry i apologize we won't push that storyline anymore this was it the bus looked incredible and we were ready to stop and serve literally the moment the bus got moving people wanted to get on board have you got five pounds hop on hop on hop on one side battery we got someone open it barry run run run run on the bus and she made it is she running where did she make it you made it you made it she made it one person getting on then inspired a city to hop on and join us people were literally sprinting through london to make it some people even snaked their own family no the dino box has been left you left your dad i get off the bus go back to your dad respect your parents get off shame on you i'm so bad they left their dad that's usually the other way around with that being said the bus was well and truly up and running catching the eyes of everyone and on board we were spreading the movement vote for nico oh you're a [ __ ] let's go but stop it's time for the first course we had a wide range of starters olives but it was time to focus on the young couple at the front tyrone and claire do you have any questions oh yeah yeah there's two pigs in here come on oh look at that ladies and gentlemen romance isn't there this bus is bringing the best out of people i love young love okay let me just leave you both okay hopefully by the end of this they say i love you that's the age for those who ate the olives they seem to enjoy them which is quite surprising because personally i think olives are awful a posh man's great how the hell do they even qualify as being a fruit you're literally serving this to people and making them pay for it relax yeah you're right to be honest about like calm down well the horrific odor coming from our olives caused such a scene that more people were coming on board the bus to check it out you in the house come out come out join us on the bus we'll drop you off on the buses come run down there quickly join us this lady left her house to join us on our journey that's special she told us she was from overseas so we had to fill her in on what was going on in this city so if you're from germany all you need to know is i'm the mayor of the city but i know who the mayor of london is who who is it i don't know who's name it's me that's me so what went through your mind when you saw us from your window i thought it was just true how dare you it's not a class we're serious people with a serious cause we're all from different backgrounds as you can see and we but we all are behind the same course are you now part of the course i am another member to the ndl has been added time for some more campaigning vote for nico what am i going for i don't know to be honest but please please vote for me it's vital my magic words have inspired the people i have their respect so in return i showed that same respect to the people ladies and gentlemen you're looking at the future mayor of london all you guys are eating at some knacks restaurant and we're eating on a five-star london bus shame on you you're down there in that knackered restaurant what's it called doom bar drive place big up vote for nico though but before we go into the mains i wanted to sightsee with everyone show them the sights of london on the bus and let them know what the locals are saying all right guys just before we give out the main courses please everyone just take a seat look at the people sitting over there yeah you see the man with the stripy hood that right there he's the local nonce hello my friend he's confirmed voting for sean bailey nice to see you my friend vote nico please keep him away from the children the the man over there there's the children in the basement he'll capitalize on that now if you all look at the man over there with the umbrella he's actually married to his sister yes hi thumbs up yeah yep that's him as you can see yeah that's confirmed guaranteed big up to you man legend yes yes yes he is a literal incest man i guarantee you love you man guys right there's the local drug dealer he's carrying eight pounds of crack oh sorry for waiting you out sorry man i apologize well i guess it's time for the mains we actually had a wide selection for the mains legit this time and i was there taking everyone's orders but in my eyes two people were my priority look each other in the eyes and tell each other how you actually feel about yourself i feel like you're a good product manager um and with the right support but you'll get there i'll forever blame you for bringing me on this bus oh yeah fine that's how she feels a little bit of play banner there yeah i'll leave you guys to it as i left them to make love it was time to let the people feast the greatest food provided by the wind rush bar and grill they said a five-star restaurant bus couldn't be done but look at us now tell me who said that nobody said that are you ever gonna give me a break george please just give me a break no one said it well okay i'll tell you what they did say they said the food was exquisite but it's good it's nice say that one more time but just say it's really hot and nice okay it's really hot and delicious i feel like it's the best dirt chicken i've had in like a long time what'd you rate our five ten out of five it's helping the packaging it is five star experience so this is five star hundred percent tinder tender that's what we like no complaints and everyone likes it yeah if anyone leaves any negative reviews on yelp or whatever you are getting off the bus there we go i'm glad you all like the food my friends on this bus you can do anything you can eat the food you can have a look at the amazing sights which we've got and also you can do work you can do everything you want because this is the five-star ndl bus restaurant experience however it was time to keep moving keep moving on there was more stuff to be done more sites to be seen alright barry's up and running little girl please ask your parents to vote for me it's your future shout out starbucks we all know what happened there you have suffered for your sins starbucks no one's waiting outside your store anymore we continued through london we saw the sights the city and the sky and nobody cared we've had our mains now and everyone looks bored look at the board in everyone's faces that's good boredom they've all wasted their time on this bus i don't know what they're expecting to be honest the five-star experience how the hell can you have a five-star experience on a cold bus yeah yeah i promise a lot of things i'm a politician i lie that's the whole point of him on that note if you like the video right now and subscribe you'll get a brand new car a brand new house and one million pounds i promise but back to the video we had bus pirates take it over the ship help echoes the joke okay pick off this is what happens to anyone who changes side it's time to go everyone wave them off bye mate bye get out of here man now the dead weight was off the ship it was time to hand out the treasure it's dessert time and we were handing out brownies and cookies for all can i trust you they're not spikes only spiked with semen you know spiked with semen and he takes three that's what we like when you're just going to admit to each other how you feel we do love you we both said it we do love you i think we both just fell in love with you so it's like a three-way thing he wanted i mean there's an app for that oh it all makes sense now no wonder he wasn't interested in his date because he wanted me and he can have me as mayor if he votes for me or may sick don't forget to vote but i then offered his heartbroken girlfriend my bbc big baked cookie oh the food was incredible the only thing better was the experience of being on a five-star restaurant bus which i can honestly say was once in a lifetime for better or for worse look at this sign welcome to paradise that's not paradise paradise is right here am i right my people i feel like they'll just cast me out for anything andy out yes hi bus people your knacks this is the best bus there is yeah this guy needs to get on the bus oh [Music] it seems the naked cowboy didn't age well but anyways it was time for us to return back to the basement my friends we're driving home now thank you all for joining this journey and giving me your money hopefully i can rely on all of your votes except for yours i don't know how you even managed to get back on the bus you finessed us all and that is how i finesse the whole load of people into thinking this was a five-star restaurant they really paid to be cramped on a bus in the cold but look on the bright side i'm rich off the people's money which is what being a politician is all about hello my people we're home thank you my friends for being involved in the world's first five-star restaurant bus experience you've been stopped and served thank you guys peace out get off the bus now my friends we are making a change in london our message is spreading and it's only gonna get bigger a london with me is a london for all and with that being said the next point on our manifesto is to introduce stop and serve all proceeds from this bus have been matched by me and donated to the forefront project who are a charity who aim at steering young people away from crime which means a brighter future and more people for us to serve if you like the content on this channel you're gonna love the content that's gonna come out on the ndl channel subscribe to the home of the ndl now it's in the description

Channel: Niko Omilana

Views: 2,799,256

Rating: 4.9733315 out of 5

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Id: Uv2CFRhVbiU

Length: 13min 21sec (801 seconds)

Published: Sat Apr 24 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/NathanNance]

The knife-wielding criminals of London will be delighted, the rest of the population not so much.

[u/KramerVGamera]

He also opened a 5 star restaurant.......on a London Bus. Did you know that?

[u/[deleted]]

Would doing this prevent or raise the numbers of stabbings and shootings in London?

Will education alone work, or do we have to still be on our guard in London (and yes, stabbings and shootings happen elsewhere but when London has overtaken New York City for its murder rates then that is very alarming).

[u/qonqu]

I support niko 100% and every londoner should do the same