I Became The #1 ROBLOX Player

it is once again time to play roblox and crush the hopes and dreams of children everywhere i haven't done a video on this in a very long time but if you are unaware i basically play roblox spend thousands of dollars and pay to win i buy my way to victory and all the little kids that are trying their best so yeah i put like almost 2 000 australian dollars onto my roblox account don't forget if you guys are actually also buying robux you can use star code laser so far this series has cost me over 11 000 uh let's go increase that number yeah this game is called smashes io you basically just hit stuff with sticks it's very exciting you just run around hitting things and you get points oh my god that dude just [ __ ] whacked me ow now i'm a full grown man i can't allow myself to get yeted by a child so i'm gonna go like buy the best one i can uh that's gonna cost me three bucks no worries easy there is a leaderboard here for like the highest level and the most donated i'mma flex on this kids real quick i'm just gonna donate like tons of money forty dollars donated suck it children all right now to go hit kids with a stick all right now let's test this out let's just go smash some [ __ ] yeah just smash santa's slate yeah i can see why the kids like this you know just blow everything up let's go just beat someone up that didn't spend money yeah just yeted that kid to space all right i'm gonna buy every single upgrade i can this hammer costs eight dollars i'm buying every upgrade everything nick minute all right i've spent about like a hundred dollars on this game all right this guy's only level five i'm gonna smack him with my hammer oh my god he just got sent flying this makes me feel good about myself this kid's got a couple levels he thinks he's strong but you still gotta stick child come here yes come here he just left the game these kids are cowards bro all right there's a level zero here um he's just joined this game to try and have some fun and i just whacked him into space oh he's dead yeah the game was slightly delayed but he still exploded all right well i'm level 69 so i think that's a good place to end it and there i am sitting on top of the robux spent leaderboard that's really the most important leaderboard [Music] uh this is called hole simulator it's another name for your mum all right look at me i'm a hole the goal is to swallow things and become a bigger hole look at this i'm swallowing a lamp post look at me look at me i'm swallowing some trash oh look some more trash oh i'm swallowing it you can see there's some other people playing they're they're decently sized oh just swallowed some wood i really am your mum if i you can buy the ability to eat other holes six and a half dollars in order to eat other players now they are much bigger than me so i must upgrade myself i just don't have a lot of cash so i've got to buy some cash give me two million dollars please that's four dollars hell yeah upgrade everything oh my god there's so much money on the screen and now i'm a little bit faster uh and i can eat way more stuff this is really cool i'm gonna get big enough to eat other players oh look at this look at this little hole he's trying to eat a tree that's adorable and then i just ate him he was just trying to play the game oh look at this guy he's he's pretty big now he's got quite big no oh you got to run for me buddy you're scared you're scared he's just trying to have some fun after school and no uh i can buy a black hole that destroys the entire map that cost me three dollars let's do that oh my god oh my god yeah no one is safe oh hell yeah that's hectic that's insane it's like i'm not even trying to swallow other players anymore i just like accidentally drive over them as i continue to gain mass i am the thickest hole yeah just running over american history right now see your washington monument and then the next highest person on the leaderboard is 60 000. i have 30 million all right i think i've done pretty much everything i can [Music] this next game is called munching masters in this game your goal is to get as fat as possible holy no that's legit your mother look at the size of her belly she looks pregnant look i'm a wee little stick figure i gotta get as fat as possible much much much much eat some bacon looks like you're full you need to sell your food you get money for the food you ate i'm selling poo ah let's buy infinite capacity so i'm never full i can get really fat that's eight dollars ah let's make it so i eat quicker um you know easy all right now let's see how fast i eat oh yeah yeah oh look at that i'm getting a bella like this game does have leaderboards if we go over here i don't know if i can uh become the fattest person ever but i'm gonna try all right so i can sell my poo again and i have 128 coins um instead of playing this game properly i'm just going to buy a billion coins that's 50 all right i'm gonna buy a sugar cookie and i'm gonna season it with alien seasoning all right how fat do i get now oh my god oh i am the fattest person to ever exist holy [ __ ] i'm definitely the fattest person in this lobby already i've been playing for five minutes all right let's sell this yes awesome you can kill other players but i don't think anyone's brave enough to come and fight me to be honest um they're all scared there's a couple players here i'm gonna stomp on them oh my god they're dying they're dead i am bullying children look at these pools well you got you guys think you're big huh um oh my god he's eating that guy that's what you get pick on someone your own size buddy all right to get on the leaderboard i need 700 trillion mass i've spent hundreds of dollars on every single upgrade i must eat well i've spent the last three days eating burgers and if if we go over and have a look at the leaderboard i'm not number one right i don't know i don't understand how they did that you can see i i i made it to the leaderboard i am in the top 100 fattest people in the world shout out to obesity hundreds of dollars on that game in three days just clicking and eating food [Music] all right this is called uh whack-a-mole simulator yeah you're supposed to hit moles you know you're supposed to like whack them with a stick stupid mole so this is like an animal killing simulator and i want to get on the leaderboard for it that's my goal and then you sell the moles for money that's my kind of business um obviously i want to become the best mole killer on the planet i'm gonna buy some stuff you know the drill i'm just gonna buy all the damn bonuses to make this as fast as possible i'm just gonna buy 10 million coins to get me started that's 65 all right let's buy the best mallet that i can get it's this one right here beautiful uh oh my god i oh my god i am a mole killing machine oh my god this species is not going to survive i'm just going to keep advancing through the map very exciting buying more and more powerful mallets and stuff like that you know look how fast i kill moles now i just i'm just one-shotting these level 250 moles these are some really big moles mate i spent like three four hundred dollars on this game i'm going on that mole leaderboard you best believe it nick minute all right i've been doing this for a few days now i've killed the couple moles i've been doing this alongside the eating simulator yeah so now i've got the best hammer i've spent almost all my robux you can see i only have six thousand left i've spent over a thousand dollars and i have now unlocked the final region the final moles now to become the number one mole killer i need 500 trillion mole defs and you can see every time i kill one of these i got 75 billion the bottom of the leaderboard is only 600 billion so i'm pretty sure i'm already on the leaderboard but i am not settling for 100th place it might take me a couple afternoons but without money it would have taken me months like that kid that's at number one he wasted his entire childhood to get there i'm only gonna waste a couple afternoons it's a good trade so i spent money on the double jump feature and that allows me to get up here and see this um they've hidden anime on the map i'm level six 6042. look how many moles i've killed you can't even count that high you can't kill other players in this game mode so in order to ruin the dreams of children's i have to get all the way to number one take a look at it am i number one i'm number one 569 trillion moles killed suck it william everything you ever thought you accomplished in life is meaningless william it probably took you months william i'm 26 years old and i spent a large chunk of my life getting on a roblox leaderboard you all suck i am number one gotta let him know mate gotta let him know [Music]

Channel: LazarBeam

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Length: 10min 22sec (622 seconds)

Published: Fri Apr 23 2021

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