I Opened A FAKE McDonalds

i've only ever had one dream on this channel and it was for you guys to see me become a full-fledged mcdonald's employee i filled out job applications turned up dressed as an employee and i even went in a suit to an interview but they still won't hire me but now my revenge will be sweet because i've decided as promised i'm gonna open one up myself to open up my own mcdonald's and i'm gonna call it not mcdonald's i know what you're thinking they're gonna sue me but technically they can't because it's a parody but i can't do this by myself i'm just a humble youtuber so i called upon the greatest movement of all time the ndl and we looked for a fast food place together we had thousands of messages kebab shops cafes curry houses fast food takeaways but i needed something special and then i found andy's which is a family-owned business in east london that opened just three months before lock down here and the aim is to bring andy so much attention with our not mcdonald's publicity stun that they'll be a dangerous competitor in the fast food game and this is the plan first off i went to andy's to agree a deal with one of their representatives and they had one request but in terms of products are you going to be selling on the day as we use a sustainable and locally sourced product i don't like that we would like to make sure that's our square now and nothing else absolutely fine i don't know how to cook so you guys might as well cook your food on the day as well with andy's food secured i bought all of the food they had in stock and agreed to pay all their staff's wages for the day then i measured andy's up to work out exactly how we could decorate it inside and out i just want to cut the narration to say this is one of the greatest burgers i have ever eaten we then needed a logo for not mcdonald's and you already know we had to sneak the biggest movement on youtube in there ndl i then studied mcdonald's branding and came up with our own versions of their campaigns we also needed mcdonald's packaging so i went to mcdonald's and ordered tons of meals but with a catch so i just want the packaging then i wrote not mcdonald's on every single bit of packaging i mean it took time but people needed to be able to tell the difference i'm not just trying to copy them here and then i got professionals to set the store up and make it look sick finally to ensure we've got tons of customers what better way than giving away all the food for free give back to the people you know this is all coming out of my pocket i'm gonna go broke for youtube i mean it's literally cost thousands of pounds so all i ask guys is you subscribe to join the nico defense league hopefully we don't get sued oh my gosh look at the storm not mcdonald's ndl listen man this is elite i'm in shock we've done a sick job here that okay right now this is sick look at the whole step i'm faking it i'm honestly in shock on what we've achieved right here just need to get changed and we might as well set up shop the restaurant was crisp look at the brandon it's on point we are ready to do a madness okay we're all set up we've got all the fake employees waiting in the back i guess the question is now what's on the menu first off we have the big max mill despite the name it's actually not max it's very nice next up neko's nuggets these are great but the only important thing is people have to say my name right it's nico not nico i'm sure no one will make that stupid mistake today finally the happy meal reserved for the younger generation inside it has the greatest toy of all time once in the national gallery and now it's in a happy meal and it's called the nikko lisa that's awful i'll see myself out but we also have other options on the menu as well vegetarian and vitamin choices are here as well we have everything we've got about 20 minutes until the store opens we just got to think of a way to get customers i think mcdonald's right i'm saying we just go to mcdonald's and steal their customers and we already got leaflets ready hi where are the leaflets quick quick quick quick all right i'll be back in 20 minutes 20 minutes to steal as many mcdonald's customers as possible let's go and with this free food promo not even an unborn baby could refuse what's up man you're in a rush oh you're having a baby wait here take this for your child for your child for your child if you're thinking about going to mcdonald's don't even think about it free food the best of the best it's not mcdonald's go to not mcdonald's it's just down the road it's basically exactly like mcdonald's right but it's nothing like mcdonald's and one thousand times better the greatest food you'll ever take that tell your whole family bring them through right now because it's opening there and by the time you walk down there i'll already be there we were getting so much interest the mcdonald's themselves asked me to leave the premises but the damage had already been done my store not mcdonald's was packed okay still empty we've got no one here yet listen we're about to open up the store i'm gonna brief the staff and then we're gonna get this rolling fake employees team talk team talk let's go so we've got a whole team right here and it wouldn't be a team if we didn't bring in the whole beta sport george chunk isosceles donald mcronald the child entertainer alright guys you are representing andy's restaurant but more importantly you're representing the ndl so if you mess up even one order they will come to your throats you won't be able to show your faces in public ever again and on that note no pressure guys enjoy yourselves let's smash it let's go guys let's go no mcdonald's let's do this also guys could i have a drink please enough time wasting it was time to make history but before we do smash that like button you guys destroy 269k likes in less than 24 hours last time we did a madness but i want more the screen is black so i can witness every viewer watching the video like the video right now what are you waiting for okay back to it okay we just need our first customer now would you like a free mcdonald's no thanks would you like some free food i'm late to meet my friends one quick meal you can bring your friend a meal as well you like some free food you coming mcdonald's not mcdonald's it's not a setup i promise you let's go guys it's a joke it's a joke do you not see the logo right there when did that open up when did that pop up it opened up today this one it's this day looks it's free free food no no no no what's going on mcdonald's wouldn't employ me so i decided to open up my own store and run them out of business that you do for real yeah that's what i'm doing big up man not mcdonald's is it better than mcdonald's it's far better than mcdonald's what a stupid question it's the nicest food that you think of how can we watch this foreign um if you go to mcdonalds.com you'll be able to see it right there this doesn't look like chips though it is chips what else would it look like [Music] the first customer couldn't have loved the food anymore but unfortunately the outside of the restaurant was empty business was slow and people were coming few and far between would you like a happy meal and what toy would you like any toys little did this tiny girl know she was about to get the toy she's been dreaming about since she was conceived probably here you go thank you have a look at your toy that's what you always wanted yeah yeah you asked for that for christmas the little girl must have tweeted about how much she loved the toy because we actually had a bit more of a line now what's that five people yeah we have right here we've got the meat edition and the chicken edition which one would you guys like this new vegetarian options oh do we have chicken food the chicken one yeah coffee and a veggie chicken as well please baby chicken is this legal this is legal you say no it's not legal of course it's not that's right here are no mcdonald's we welcome everyone including vigans and just like that the hype began to build up which meant security was more important than ever all right jeez we got a line look at this all right so we got our security right here my friend do you see any mcdonald's employees no bro kill them straight more and more people were queuing up for the not mcdonald's experience the fake employees were getting the hang out of how to work for me customers were tasting the finest food london has to offer all for free and they were able to meet the celebrity staff we had working for us aj's superstar presence echoed throughout the city bringing more of the youtube audience to our not mcdonald's establishment but people were finding out about us in many different ways how did you find out about mcdonald's i was literally just going past the number 25 bus with that i saw you standing outside as another oh it's nicole forever mcdonald's was fully out there now people were clocking the store from the outside many tweets were being put out confused as to what was going on it's not mcdonald's people had their own conspiracies but it seemed everyone wanted to come down and see what mcdonald's was for themselves dead man have put a fake mcdonald's in stephanie not even macd's and he's got man cure for it get out of it we also made it to the front of an official food delivery app and we had enough free food to go around for everyone geez my bank account is really gonna suffer here oh my gosh look at the outside it's packed and so many people were talking about this that a news representative from the biggest online media company in the uk lad bible wanted an interview with me which of course i took very seriously i'm nicola malana founder of the nico defense league and now owner of non mcdonald's can you tell me what's going on today i decided to open up my very own mcdonald's i know a lot of small businesses have been affected during the whole lockdown period so what i've decided to do is team up with a small business and hopefully we can take down the big giant that is mcdonald's how's it going so far right now it's been a raving success there are thousands of people outside all begging for free mcdonald's and i will give it to them sorry free not mcdonald's and i will give it to them because that's what we plan to do we plan on giving free food out to everyone because we want to run mcdonald's out of business what's the biggest difference between mcdonald's and mcdonald's it's light and day we're not mcdonald's so mcdonald's their food is bad our food is amazing the service at mcdonald's is bad but our service is the greatest in the world we're big time now big up the ndl we actually started off trying to rival mcdonald's but now it's not even a competition anymore i mean when do you ever see a mcdonald's this busy we are packed and mcdonald's down the road is empty right now complete there's no one there are you worried that mcdonald's might try and sue you well we aren't actually mcdonald's we're not mcdonald's so we're nothing like mcdonald's um but if they do want to sue us you can contact me on my email yuri pusai at unsuitable.com here at mcdonald's is good vibes anyone who asks for a job they get a job because it's not nice when you ask for a job and someone sends you away is it mcdonald's it's not very nice my dream was to work at mcdonald's and you guys sent me away but look at me now i have my own mcdonald's not mcdonald's yeah how do you feel now i have my own store and that no further questions thank you very much all right guys let's get back to it now during this interview the demand level for food reached a whole new level i'm saying now we just have a look at the line outside [Music] oh wow jeez look how many people are here guys welcome to mcdonald's i hope you enjoyed the experience perfect guys enjoy your food yeah hi what's up my friend how you doing i might need that right now guys line up you guys are going to have the greatest mcdonald's of your lives yeah enjoy your food it's all free never go to mcdonald's again because we've got not mcdonald's right now it's a new movement i you come right here no mcdonald's join us it's a movement thank you very much thank you mike what happens when you team the nbl up with a quality fast food restaurant and free food you get tons of people waiting outside and my bank account literally gets sucked dry but it's all worth it because look at the fulfillment of joy on our fake employees faces oh was that smile they love it here's so much so the customers wanted to join them you hire me i'm here for a job i want to work you want a job i need a job listen mcdonald's sent me away mcdonald's didn't want to hire me my friend i will give you a job you gotta have an interview first okay all right so you want a job at not mcdonald's not mcdonald's i just i love the place like this okay yeah you're talking too much what i need to say to you is it's just one question really what is better than mcdonald's my friend you have the job all right i'm gonna get you your uniform right now i'm being serious you've got a job you've got to work here for the rest of the day sorry what's your name prince your king now king guys we've got a new employee on the team matt introduced king please put getting some gloves on oh damn the health warnings they all shook his hand he's got no gloves on king learned the ropes and we welcomed him to the family he's loving it this is what happens when you just give new people a chance hire anyone who asks for the job it's always worth it otherwise they might open up a parody of your own store gosh and what a story it was i never expected this restaurant to be such a success after feeling like a mcdonald's reject for months it's an honor to truly feel part of something and giving back to the community but it seems like i gave back too much as we were running out of stock return running out of stock how many more like uh 10 20. what say 50. okay 50 more yeah okay we'll close off we'll close off the line now then enjoy your food guys you're one of the last people who'll be able to have it i'll go okay well let's go let's go tell the people at the back these people were going to be the last ones to get the not mcdonald's experience which meant i wanted to ensure they had the nicest meals myself watch how elegantly i slammed my meat right into this table ah you know it tastes so good everything had to be perfect but just like that a health warning a rat was spotted on premises look who it is big man aj came through to help us with the last couple orders this is not mcdonald's that's not my goal shush burgers and big knacks big knacks did you say big black can you say big mess big macs big nights please there we go that's the only one yeah that's the only option well done nico all right guys thank you what a successful day big up to these amazing employees everyone had been served but we wanted to go out with a final band let's package everything up and give it to the people outside everyone needs to eat triple burgers all the fries everything must go the people will love and appreciate me ah they're swarming me like hyenas i feared for my life but luckily the rabid dog kept them at bay yeah that food went so quick all my fake employees had done so well i felt like it was my duty to let them all know alright guys i want to thank every single one of you for working for not mcdonald's you've all done an amazing job and as a parting gift i know you guys are going back to andy's now i want to give you um my endorsement of the ndl all right it's deserved from all of us at andy's you should say a massive thank you to you for coming down to our shop and you're always welcome back here at andy's banging fergus respect respect thank you man all right guys thank you thank you i appreciate it i appreciate it i guess it's time for me to say my goodbyes this was my creation my dream of working at a fast food restaurant has finally been achieved massive big up to andy's burgers i'm hoping that this small restaurant will turn into a giant in its own right and it will always have the nico defense league support and as i gaze upon not mcdonald's one final time i would like to say a message to mcdonald's please don't sue me because my bank account has been beaten down enough as it is and you guys better subscribe for real cause i'm going broke for youtube follow me on instagram as well and like the video

Channel: Niko Omilana

Views: 10,623,189

Rating: 4.9645896 out of 5

Keywords: Mcdonalds, fake mcdonalds, fake employee prank, fake mcdonalds employee prank, prank, i opened a fake mcdonalds, niko omilana, niko, NDL, mcdonalds drive thru, making my own mcdonalds

Id: JbBUlojyvhs

Length: 17min 0sec (1020 seconds)

Published: Fri Sep 04 2020

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