I Murdered Them All Until I Became Rich

this is gonna be a lot of fun we need to split apart a total of 75 monsters while earning 1500 gold and don't touch them when they have their spikes out other than that pretty straightforward so far i assume we're earning lots of money for this and i think the more we hit the faster we're gonna go upwards i'm just happy to be hurting things oh that's new it takes multiple hits oh we gotta rock it i think we managed to save a single princess so far oh look at that guy there's so many things to cut in half i already want a better sword it's taking far too long to cut some of these things apart three hits for those guys okay we made it to the next barrier uh but there seems to be some magma following us along and luckily we also unlocked bombs and i did get 250 dollars because i got 500 meters upwards how many princesses do we need to rescue i feel like two should be good enough but it's time to shop a sword it hits harder we can't afford that yet so we're gonna get luck a luckier night will find more and better loots the loots are very important to me there's a good launch now i just need to keep cutting things without going off the screen a bomb oh that messes up everything on screen and we got an extra life so the key is to rapid fire you gotta hit them quickly in a row the more things you hit the faster you're gonna go but don't do that or that so we're gonna continually kill things but when they flash they're about to do something dangerous that can kill us i get it now but that part is over two thousand dollars which means we can already get the better sword does it look better i think it looks better well it should kill the idiots that much faster and that's just good for me because look how quick we're going to go already whoops so i guess the name of the game is keeping our speed up as much as possible because we want to make it super high probably shouldn't touch the spiky thing or done that but i'm killing those guys in two hits now it's just a game where you gotta be a little bit careful of what it is you're murdering but i'm getting a lot of money for doing this i split apart 25 monsters in a row without getting hit which put us just over two thousand dollars again so now we can buy boots to make us move and attack faster because i feel like somehow that's going to help me save more princesses and we got a perfect launch apparently so off we go murdering these idiots the extra movement speed is definitely nice because sometimes you just can't get over to the idiots in time i don't know why i'm allowed to just go around killing these these are probably innocent creatures i'm just breaking into their home and murdering them which i don't have a problem with i just think it's really funny it definitely gets pretty difficult once there's this many things on screen because you're kind of trying to not get hurt by everything and there's a lot of things to get hurt by what is that thing whatever it is i cut it in half oh i missed the heart that's still more money though i get a record for gold there and i'm really impressed with the way the game is actually rewarding me for being really stupid so far we're gonna get rocket launch faster and lose less speed when falling down not did i ever fall down if i was smart i probably should have bought more health but we'll try and get our speed gauge up to full not by doing that though this is definitely the kind of game you need a lot of coffee to be able to play and we got a nice combo there got him dead didn't mean to pick that up already quick didn't mean to fall that we were doing so good up until then yeah we don't need to talk about that everything is so dangerous that anytime i go to move right now i'm getting hit like that oh a dragon a little stubby dragon okay we're getting to that part where whoops i can't fall down anymore but i got another princess oh i lost my heart and then i dove into the lava after idiot but i didn't like potions so that's something plus look at all that money we can draw monsters have a chance to drop potions of haste i don't want that we could get more luck let's get more speed when defeating monsters and probably also the extra life i don't know i just want to get to the top as quick as possible i think i need to be just a little more patient he says as he charges in on something he shouldn't but our speed is currently 60 so we're definitely doing pretty good there need more damage but i'm also getting a lot more familiar with the creatures and what they do so i'm a little more comfortable about when i can hit them or not ooh a bomb oh it didn't kill everything it just hurts everything a little bit oh okay we gotta get this dragon there's gonna be a problem and we'll get you and then we'll get you and then we'll get you and then we'll get the other dragon it's a very simple concept but it's very fun now there's upgraded spiky idiots whoops so we really need to stop doing that okay we didn't upgraded version of things now so they're definitely getting strong but that means we're getting high higher and we just busted through another layer to the next princess so we'll take a celebratory bath in the lava lucky beast will rarely appear but reward you well if you can get them look i already have enough things to chase that's causing me problems so one more is just gonna be a lot of fun the first princess came with money the second had bombs the third one has potions this latest one has a furry monster i accidentally bought more armor so now we have more armor what i really wanted was to save up for more damage because the creatures up top are getting tough and i'd rather kill them sooner than later but i'm very much starting to get the timing of this down could use another heart pretty quick but we're getting pretty high up i lost track of exactly where we are but i'm just going by the enemies because then noticing how strong they are that's a lot of money though they'll put us up to 6 900 and whatever now we can buy the better sword it looks very jagged so now by the time we make it to those uh stronger creatures they should die hopefully in one hit or perhaps only two oh a furry creature the furry eyeball came to see me i don't know if i'm imagining it but the extra weapon definitely seems to make a big difference especially considering i'm killing those in one hit yeah damage is really going to carry me through this game i can already tell okay he still takes two hits so the blue widows two hit still whoops but i can also get my speed back a lot quicker because of my quicker attack how about the dragons two hits okay making her way up nicely i forget how much next damage upgrade what is that thing oh there's a furry monster oh i missed it come back furry monster oh i'm gonna kill myself so many times chasing those the lava is getting close but we're breaking new records again for both distance and gold the next sword costs 18 000 um so we're just gonna go ahead and save up for that i tried to pay attention to the challenges and i've literally already forgot what they were so we're just gonna keep doing like we're doing should probably be paying more attention to the combos because i think they could be getting a lot of speed and i think a combo is just ten creatures in a row without doing that or uh getting hurt i wonder what the next princess is gonna have to offer me hopefully something better than a furry monster and another big smiley idiot i don't know if like i should be focusing on those or not so i'm going to seems to be carrying me above the magma so far just gotta give him a few little hits i really want to be able to kill them faster that's very slow bomb but i'm the next princess now i think we're there actually perfect new princess enjoy the lava you have a chance to see horn level one after slashing a foe plus 750 dollars because i covered a distance of a thousand meters without falling that was worth 5 400 by itself the potions are only a thousand dollars so i'm gonna buy one of those i'm not going to get the leech one yet i'm also going to get a little bit better luck and i want to lose less speed due to friction while ascending uh also a speed boost maybe because those are only a thousand dollars i might as well buy the cheap ones because then we have a lot of extra stuff that can happen and if i drink five potions i get a money bonus so why would i not oh a furry eyeball yeah the loot that was worth 500 oh here's my first potion and i just got the horn so it summoned uh the guy with hefty eyebrows and uh okay we killed him for money great wait don't you go anywhere i would kill your children too all right well i'm not sure how much that was worth there's quite a bit maybe the extra movement speed would also help a little bit it's getting close to lava again but it is a little bit hard to start dodging some of these things and keeping up with these guys i think i just found another haste potion though like i don't have enough things to kill right now to give me speed well that's okay because we still earned almost nine thousand dollars we'll be at the top before you know it now i got halfway through those i also need to survive for 25 seconds without dashing so i could probably do that right now i think if i just don't touch any creatures i'll get that which is actually hard to do considering how frequently they spawn so i'm just gonna hug the right side even that's not working no way we actually got it great and we summon king eyebrows again would really like to do more damage against him because he's a money maker might have had an oopsie there but that's okay because we got that done that's definitely enough for extra damage so we're gonna get a brand new sword again no one's ever sharper that should help us carry some speed because now we should kill many more things in just one hit so far we have been killing everything in one hit including the furry eyeballs the dragons are also uh that sucks being killed in one hit so that's actually a big help to me the last bounces i need the quicker everything dies the more speed i carry i just realized my speed's over 100 for the first time and i got an achievement for collecting over eight items we're going to take that because it's going to disappear anyway these big guys i killed him in two hits but i also hit him with the bomb first so i'm assuming they're gonna be three which is a big improvement though this is already so much easier these little guys are still three hits too but three is so much better than four especially when they stack up we managed it the lava anyways but we got some more rewards for some more easy money so next let's move and attack faster and launch faster and lose less speed when falling down i feel like that's just going to help us get to where we're going quicker then we're also going to get lose less speed due to air friction friction while ascending so that was a bad launch but we're still launching at 100 so that's fine we should be able to maintain our speed much better also just hit an achievement for 25 000 gold earned and the horn is back so we get to deal with king eyebrows and thanks for a new damage and movement speed we should be able to kill these guys very quick it kind of looks like a hairy potato our speed is up to 160 there for a second so that's a new record the love is starting to catch up and i'm not entirely sure what a lot of these creatures do so i'm a little nervous to attack them but i think we got a new princess yep we sure did and we got another heart back yeah the damage is always the biggest boost for me oh i don't know what that guy is but we're gonna need more damage soon because these guys are taking too long to kill give me that heart i'll take the heart right out of these creatures if i have to and there's a purple dragon uh and we're dead but we now get bomb level two thanks to princess explosives and we got all sorts of rewards and we're getting almost ten thousand dollars per run now so we're going to take gain more speed when defeating monsters and let's try the leech potion also every time we're definitely stronger that was a max launch so we're at 120 whatever speedy a bigger bomb also just got the leech potion not really sure what that does uh i definitely feel like i'm able to maintain speed a lot better now because we're going almost 160 this entire time so many things to grab oops uh is this going to give us feedback right now it mostly just wants speed yeah that's not bad it's not huge speed but it's speed managed to climb my way all the way back up to oh 160 until we did wow until we did that and then we cut our speed in half so we're in trouble now hopefully these guys give us a lot of speed managing to tear through them pretty quick while sacrificing health to get there it's all about paying attention which is why i'm not doing great give is a bomb get the bomb that hurts something no the dragon because they're easy to kill don't do that okay uh great nope we're dead and i managed to make it all the way through to another princess right before the oh a wizard uh we hit the lava oh but now we get a horn level two so we get a bigger furrier potato i think we need some extra luck and maybe also a better speed boost that may or may not help me get to the top faster anytime i get a bigger boost uh all the better because i do actually get a lot of combos and boosts but they're maybe not as strong as it could be there's another boost that brought us back up to 200 we lost a little speed for reasons we don't need to talk about it got another bomb on the screen so we're gonna use that to take out as many lives as possible when i really get a lot of enemies on the screen the ones particularly those skeletons it gets very difficult because i can hardly move without getting hurt and we're back to the uh potato wizards so we're definitely getting high up there i can't really look over to the gauge right now oh uh because i really need to focus i didn't realize we've only got three princesses left let's also try the levitate potion while we're at it i feel like levitation could be useful uh in a game that's all about going upwards oops i currently don't remember what my challenges are um but that's fine they'll probably accidentally happen anyway so whoops these are the new potatoes and they're a little bit smarter than i am because they're already defeating me got another bomb on screen kind of waiting for more enemies to spawn would be nice to get a whole bunch of them at once not sure if i finished that achievement yet good enough do you definitely want more damage at this point because everything's taking too many hits and too much time the longer stuff's allowed to survive for the more it's likely to hurt me there's a very lucky bomb though so i'll touch that we'll try not to touch too much of this i like the dragons they're so simple because they just sit on the edge not nearly as good they're only thirteen thousand dollars how many upgrades we can afford after that run so we'll lose less speed due to air friction that really should just help us get up there quicker also and the furry eyeball can now drop us uh bake some money where 750 so that's actually a lot of money if i can get lots of those we'll be getting up there very quick got another bond yeah i'll use it there why not so far we're going almost 300 actually we never even moved this fast at least not that i've seen so that's kind of fun and it's going to start to get hard now though because this is when all the idiots start to spawn that i can't really deal with well to be fair i can deal with them i just do it very poorly but we're getting close to a new record and we're still going almost 200 i'm getting distracted by furry eyeballs but the bombs gonna save me actually whoops i didn't know those guys get this i don't know what's happening dragon save me oh furry potato time great and we got the bigger worm guys now but i clearly made it through to a new layer to a new princess okay we're definitely gonna need more damage now because this is getting way too slow to try and hurt things like the wizard i have to hit like eight times these guys yeah everything's taking four or five hits that's not gonna work but we got a princess double life up oh so we get two lives or two hearts back we earned eighteen thousand dollars for that run i'm gonna save up for more damage there's the first double heart i didn't need it because it was early on several runs later forty five thousand dollars which means we get more damage look at that sword that's probably the single biggest upgrade we can get because now we're gonna be one-shotting a lot more creatures and uh killing other things a lot quicker does that mean we kill these things quicker this is a legitimate level two potatoes so i do oh they don't spend the smaller things but i'm noticing the damage difference already because we're killing these in only two hits when we actually hit their head and those guys are one hit also and that's gonna make a big difference because these guys stack up quickly like we're up this high and we're still going pretty comfortably skeletons are two hits too well we were going almost 300 that entire time but there's a combo to get our speed back okay these little potato wizards uh they're also getting annoying i got a little overzealous trying to kill that one they're very hard to kill but that did give me up to 21 000 so what we want is make you move and attack faster now i can be even more aggressive we're pretty high up and there's also a bomb that did a ton of damage to things and we're killing the red demons one hit now another bomb we're gonna use that now finish off the wizard gonna kill him yeah we're doing really good here we're at almost 300 speed pretty consistently the background even changed color for us definitely still getting hit more than i should be but i'm also starting to learn whoops what i should be focusing my jumps on and what i should be avoiding like those guys i shouldn't really aggressively pursue right now if i can't kill them one hit the red ones i certainly can but times they just get difficult when there's so many things on screen that i just kind of have to attack everything and hope for the best new record in gold and distance though and we're gonna do like we always do and rely on luck our next sword cost eighty thousand dollars so yeah that's gonna be a minute i'm starting to notice the effect of the new luck also because when i hit the furry eyeball sometimes they give me like six pieces of loot now plus i just get more loot in general which is always nice because bombs really help me out and so do the hearts yeah we're making our way up to where the uh red guys go uh and there's a bomb we're holding about 250 right now so that's pretty good still wishing we had more damage because this is gonna get very hard very quickly i did just find a levitation potion as i landed on some spikes luckily we can kill whoops him really quickly uh missed the potato entirely but so far things are actually going pretty well could use some hearts though thank you yeah this is really all about like managing kind of what you want to touch next we're screwed it was a new record for money but not for distance twenty thousand dollars lots of loot floating there managed to get the bomb at least so that's something this is where it starts to get hard this is where i'm gonna need more damage to really be able to make it unless i get extremely lucky instead of getting extremely lucky i dove into the magma again anyway so after that run look how much money we have which means we can get an even better sword look at that one next one's gonna be two hundred thousand dollars but i feel like this one even with a bad launch is gonna carry us very far because it's just less times we have to touch everything and so far this damage is great because i am one-shotting the skeletons and they were one of the biggest annoyances also these things one shot one shot everything one shot so far i even two shots for the little potato wizards and we're over 300 also those guys are only three hits yeah this is going to be way easier got a bomb was going to wait for more things but it kind of forced my hand there that's okay we're still going about 300 even this far in uh still mistimed that one but those are only two heads to kill so uh that's much better these guys are still three and that's fine because i can time them better whoops but we broke through to another princess going almost 200 oh those are new but the new damage makes it so easy like it was actually easy getting to this point so far horn level three there's some new records money wasn't a huge new record but distance sure was next we're gonna take an extra life plus launch faster and lose less speed when falling down i do that way more than i'd like to admit i just realized how much we benefit from not losing speed while ascending just like regular speed loss uh because it actually drops really quick every time we hit something we do get the speed boost of the number it indicates but we lose speed so quickly basically what i'm trying to say is we need less of that but again just having this swordness damage makes it so easy this part used to be super hard and stressful now it's just this easy casually going around murdering things just like i like and i got these guys a little bit figured out now they attack very uh soon after they appear which is different so it's been throwing up my timing basically you just kind of wait for them to shoot whoops don't do that and then you attack them like that just don't miss them and go into the lava other than that though things are going great another new record for gold at 20 431 so let's lose less speed due to air friction when ascending no we'll just carry more speed in general combined with the upgrade we got last time we're gonna get higher much quicker i still love killing this guy mostly because it's really easy but also because of the money i get from it so we're currently maintaining 330 now so we're definitely going quicker than ever before and yeah it's pretty straightforward at least until that happens but we're making 20 000 per run which is great so let's gain more speed when defeating monsters so far the speed is somewhat noticeable uh we're currently going 250 despite the fact i've done a few things like that already i just need to remember it's more about consistency than it is hitting every single monster because if i go for one and miss it actually hurts me pretty badly but we're already up to about 350 we were for a second at least so that's already showing the new speed there's almost 400 now we're gonna hit the top in no time and hopefully it rewards me two hundred thousand dollars we're going 400 now new record whoa that sucks oh this is new it's like a bunch of little guys not really sure how to deal with these so i'm just gonna spam attack like i do for pretty much everything and hope for the best also got a furry eyeball and a couple bombs so that definitely helped me we're currently going over 400 uh that really sucks we need all the speed we can get right now because the lava is going to catch us so we're almost to a new record we might already be at a new record we're almost your new princess those guys are extra strong that's really annoying yeah we did it new princess oh it's an alien princess great uh okay we got away with one there because the lava was right we're dead anyway but she comes with mega bomb okay our distance record was actually way further before now was 15 000 that was almost 20 so that was way further so let's do that again gain more speed when defeating monsters we're going to the moon not a very good launch but we're still going to the moon there's a big bomb we probably should have waited for more creatures i really like this new speed upgrade thing because we make it so far up the tower so quickly we're currently going 350 and that should only continue from here because we have lots of things to crush here's a big bomb again well there wasn't enough creatures on screen to make that as satisfying as it could have been but still pretty good we're currently going over 300 never mind i always miss when i start talking and the magma is getting close so i really hope to be able to take out everything in here that was a lot of lucky bounces they all just happened to spawn right where i was jumping so that made it easy for me whoops uh oh we're in trouble grab the heart grab the bomb there we go the bomb saved me it gets difficult at this high up we're gonna kill a potato wizard okay the skeleton also saved me with the lucky bounce yep just keep working our way up with all this luck this is the kind of game you really need to focus on but that had to be a new record in many regards so money wise yeah it was a lot of new records 23 000 i feel like 25 000 was the yen so we were so close also lots of gold 41 000 is not enough to buy the 200 000 upgrade so we'll maybe get that next time in the meantime go watch one of these or whatever

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Published: Tue Oct 26 2021