I Made Tough Choices As The Reaper - Death and Taxes

Potter for the day one human has to die send me the files by fax after you've made your decisions good luck on the first day Biggs my the only one who's a little bit disturbed by the fact that the afterlife runs on a fax machine what's up guys welcome to death and taxes again where you get to play as the Grim Reaper and you have to make some really tough moral decisions between who lives and who dies with the consequences probably not really matter to you to be perfectly honest I think about it what do you care if you negatively impact all living things on earth not gonna lie I don't really know what I was expecting from the Grim Reaper's apartment but this is definitely not it's very strange speaking of strange listen I don't have time to talk about your Lord and Savior Jesus Christ right now can you please leave I'm technically already met him twice oh it's bait the fashion forward keeper of world order I guess nice tie Bill Nye what can I do for you can I get you a drink maybe a couple of souls lemon why do you want a lemon what exactly are you doing here is that how you get these chiseled cheekbones kind of suck a lemon every now and then I don't have any I don't know what to tell ya I'm sorry I wasn't expecting you you can't just show up uninvited and say where are your lemon oh I think I might have pissed him off he's just gonna go recreate a Beatles album cover is this what fate does in his spare time oh he's gonna go to the markets well good for you yeah buy your own damn lemons you cheap supernatural oh you don't want to do that yeah that's gonna trigger a Vietnam flashback or two I could guarantee that much easy you know Bert no didn't burn the market down could have swore he was gonna lash out at them but I guess not what are you doing exactly one minute you want lemons the next you're Doctor Strange and you're oh oh he made me well now that makes sense drug kind of finally the new spawn has awoken what a momentous day I am honored to welcome you into our world spawn hang on spawn number 28 the I am fate on the keeper of world order where am i what is this what am I hello a pleasure to meet you fate or I don't much care for being just 28 can I be fate or maybe 69 is it too early for that for me to have a funny name for you to be fate we should probably make a good first impression he seems like he's gonna be a bit of a tough boss or mother I don't know oh he's employee or his skeletal but baby they didn't really make that clear yet we'll just go with that hello a pleasure to meet you bait o light Grim Reaper for a change this is a good start welcome to your new job as an overseer of Cosmopolis city subdivision number four the Sun County wine region so am I just gonna harvest the souls of middle-aged housewives that had too many pills with her sangria what do you mean I know what you are thinking and yes your assignment is choosing humans who have to die pretty standard stuff as it is your first day tried to get to know the system and do not destroy the world yes haha gallows humor you see it right yes clear weights I have to kill people I am NOT ready for this okay whatever you say boss or will I get paid for this I don't think we should be asking him about reimbursement right now what are you willing to bet that it's the cat talking would you really be that surprised I'm getting kind of goosebumps slappy vibes from this guy's it's freaking me out uh I still want to stay on his good side so okay whatever you say boss delightful I appreciate solid or that weren't worth work work work for some reason my puppet mouth has stopped working all of a sudden work ethics and a dedication to the craft remember the fate of the world lies in your hands humans march towards the great dying they always Teeter on the precipice creating endless chaos we keep humans from falling off we establish the equilibrium and keep the chaos in check for that reason your actions will have consequences all right where do I work I was born to do this why me or whatever let's get this over with ah good I'm gonna stay positive you know I was born to do this yes you were literally five minutes ago I will now show you your workplace but one more thing this will be your seven day evaluation period when the week is done you will be assessed one week to show us what you're made of Reaper I'll do my very best boss I don't want to get too full of myself here but I feel like that went pretty well Rick normally you would have to do a job interview before you get the job whereas we were a bit of a shoo-in from the beginning but I'll take it we're in I've got spawn mail welcome grim here are the files on humans who were in life-threatening situations within your domain I am granting you time to settle in so no difficult rules and requests as of today quota for the day one human has to die send me the files by fax after you've made your decisions good luck on the first day Thanks I'm the only one who's a little bit disturbed by the fact that the afterlife runs on a fax machine I mean at least I don't have some kind of Nokia brick bone the cat is back though there's something weird about that cat I'm telling you what do we have here Verity Hawthorne at age 55 industrial chemist Verity has been working at the pharmaceutical industry for decades trying to find a decelerator for aging that does not sound good for business will our business but while lately it seems that the discovery might actually come from biogenetics Verity is certain they can concoct some sort of chemical compound that gets the job done interesting we also have Jonathan Carey age 39 physician lawyer Jonathan enjoys doing pro bono work at various penal facilities listen how are you gonna put Bono and penal in the same sentence and not expect me to crack Spock I was just born okay shut up I'm allowed to be a little immature all over the country in order to reduce sentences of minor offenders well how altruistic of you Jonathan in their free time they like to go Trainspotting with friends and family okay so there's really no reason for him to die here for his we probably don't want people to live for a long long time you know it's like I said it's just not good for the death industry so I'm guessing you're gonna leave oh I need to pick up the marker of death firsts here I was thinking that's what fate used to color in his bowtie so Jonathan Kerry will be the one to live this choice is final confirm I would hope it's final well unless the other lady has something to say about it you never know what she's gonna concoct next don't ask me this again yeah I'm sure beautiful and then we're gonna put you down is the one to die and that's my work for the day I guess we could just go ahead and fax this along there you have it interesting fax machine oh where are we now the grim office uh-oh personal quarters oh whoa whoa whoa whoa think things things are happening um interesting order master Mortimer's plunder Emporium clearly we need to go here hello what is this what whole customer welcome to quartermaster Mortimer's blunder Emporium as you may guess I am Mortimer Lee Mortimer the one you may have heard of the famous neh infamous quartermaster that's great dude oh the Mortimer an honor to meet such a legend I'm assuming you know that's gonna get me a discount right you've got to be some kind of store I tis me terror of the waves I may have grown most humble with age but tales of my thunderous exploits will live forever ah can i buy stuff here ier visiting the ultimate dream the Emporium browse at your will you got a bunch of pirate crap is this all pirate crap how do I look at stuff is it oh it's this stuff you got two things right now you get a giant eraser and a new cloak seriously oh I'm sorry this is actually the Levien obliviate er the Levien obliviate er is used to remove Grievous mistakes meaning it erases whichever mark you made on a profile one use only I didn't even have to make it my final decision I just wanted that to be the case I think I'm goods we also have Grimm's cape this dark cape is a classic guitar for any grim deeds it's pleasantly warm offering protection against wind and rain which you won't actually need as you'll always be stuck at the office so what you're telling me is it's useless were you a better pirate than you are salesman knows have we got Oh a mirror no actually an apotheca flector a looking-glass gazing ultimately deep into the abyssal depths of the underworld it reflects everything mostly just you I don't know why I'm shopping here I don't actually have any money yet I'm sorry to waste your time pirate thing this is easily one of the most interesting games I've played in a very long time they've got a bar they've got two oh I see once I'm not working there the janitorial crew comes in at night and cleans up and they just happen to be ghosts bellhops yep makes a lot of sense the personal quarters up here and Bates office I should probably go talk to him right Oh dead spawn welcome how was your first day really good okay I guess bad person dies or I hate following orders you know what I think it went really good like I said I think we're doing great work great we are counting on your dedication you do important work after all remember lives are on the line I see exactly what a person parish day is tasked did you figure out the best choice nobody deserves to die the best what two options I did or no I didn't I mean I think I did I've made a choice based off an actual reasoning so yeah to be honest I gave a simple one to begin with there's no best choice sometimes none of the options are good not for everyone such is the unfortunate indisputable in contra controverted all by puppet mount again Jesus incontrovertible ironclad law of Cosmos questions yeah how does that cat do such a good job moving your mouth I still don't understand what exactly I'm supposed to do or nope I'm ready for anything can I ask about the pirate in your basement left me with some questions am I gonna get paid I kind of need money for the pirates but no I'm good I think keep your eye on the letter for future guidelines and keep up the good work a new day awaits off you go now still doing well oh that's really interesting for a second there I thought fate was the one in the elevator and for some reason we were at the bar hanging out with a couple of angels but that's a different reaper we're wearing a suit we don't have a lovely cloak because the pirate in the basement won't sell it to us at a reasonable rate I'm thinking now oh I need a mirror for my dressing room no I need to go to my personal quarters yeah I need to end the day because apparently the Reaper sleeps all new day and we can head into the office with our coworkers you'd think having three Reapers in the office today would kind of lighten up the work load but know things are only gonna get more complicated from here we've got three profiles and I swear to God if he is over there slacking and blowing up my phone I am gonna break a bone crow news local hobbiest wins photo competition with fabulous frames of a freight train caught in a storm oh that that's um Jonathan jimothy whoever we saved yesterday lived and went on to win a competition whereas crow News is also reporting chemist uses experimental anti-aging drug on themselves it grows younger until finally ceases to exists so that was us little government to seek the ban on dangerous de-aging research okay so we did have a larger overall impact that's good science today team of ragtag oil drillers sent to outer space to counter imminent asteroid impact threat ah that must be something to do with today I would imagine am I can I have to kill Bruce Willis Crowe News are we seeing the start of an apocalypse or is it just climate change tonight stay in-depth overview the merits of nuclear power so we've got three news articles and three profiles that may or may not be relevant definitely three ways to ruin the planet oh I don't know how I feel about this Viktor yesh in 47 safety inspector Viktor graduated at the top of their class and made a fast climb on the career ladder becoming the chief safety inspector of a local nuclear power plant they have already spotted several mistakes possibly preventing many accidents I should put this down I don't want to make decisions quite yet interesting so he is keeping the nuclear power plant safe something that is again probably not good for business I suppose we've got Archibald Hogan aged 19 position in turn our Archibald thought their dream had come true after they landed an internship at a major publishing company turns out they dislike to both their job and their sometimes means sometimes a different boss they now pass the time at work playing pranks on their supervisor I don't see how that plays a role in anything hey you're kind of inconsequential and then oh my god we have Bruno bill lists as close as we're gonna get to the dollar store Bruce Willis is possible age 43 position drill master of course and let me guess it's not like army drill master Bruno is an infamously gruff drilling expert who has been working on deep-sea oil rigs for countless years they have a tense relationship with their offspring getting lately been attempting to reconnect and make things work okay so yeah we've got nuclear power plant climate change and the stupid asteroid that's coming in and we have oh I didn't even check my instructions oh this isn't good morning grim I hope you've found her accommodations adequate here are the rules of the day follow them and you will be okay I am handing you another simple task order for the day one human with an engineering or industrial background has tada business as usual babes oh that's interesting so I was thinking that the intern is already pretty inconsequential but I'm not even allowed to pick him I I have to pick one of the two that's gonna result in something really bad happening let me rephrase that I should to pick one of those two to die technically I could choose him to die technically I could choose all of them to die and considering I've made this a permanent marker I should probably not hover over that we're gonna let you live here we go and I'm gonna let you live I kind of want to see what happens if we blow over the world again business should be booming sounds good to me these are my choices I was suppose it was only yeah was one human okay goods gonna say I wasn't paying all that much attention there did I ever get paid for my first day I can I have to form a union with the other Reapers grim how was the second day on the job I've gotta ask why do you call me grim what do you call all the other ones we're all the grim reaper you should be calling me 69 preferably great you know anyway it was great glad was me to hear that so did you follow the rules properly I did I don't know how they're gonna play out but I did follow them great yes everything looks to be in order continue the good work and do not left us to do not left do not let Jesus Christ my puppet mouth do not let tough choices get you down I won't you know what I appreciate the positive reinforcement in the workplace but I'm thinking we're gonna have to fire on a couple more Reapers you might want to go some more lemons of him just saying kind of yeah it sure it sounds great great indeed ooh we could use more spawns with your attitude wrists well you will need it see you soon cat purrs softly that's weird okay there's something weird about that cat I'm telling you I know they usually say no news is good news but I don't know how I feel about social media being quiet right now maybe there's a backlog in the old fax machine what do you have to say morning grim a new day dawns you want to know the drill by now drill really oh but just in case here is another simple one no special requests today try to follow the rules and choose the appropriate profiles then send them to me by fax ODA for the day two humans have to die I keep up the good work babies all right just gotta kill two people that's it that's all right nice and clean and easy you say an Olaf rainer age 35 position designer music dogs drinking what else can one hope for in life Olaf is one to enjoy the sweet life of a designer in a prestigious business IT company they also enjoy making 5-second videos on the popular social media platform what what okay that's uh it's a strange individual to die not much to work off of what else put this over here I keep forgetting it's gonna get me in trouble Roberta Williams age 44 position narrative designer Roberta enjoys crafting stories that make people feel all kinds of different emotions their main interest is exploring them bows slash of billon relationship dynamics is that just a snooze fest in their free time they like to write mildly erotic fan fiction and argue with nerds on Kocher okay a little bit more interesting I think she's up near the top right now but see got plenty more to go through Hunter age 47 position airplane pilot whoo that would result in some deaths Columba is a distinguished war veteran these days working as a well-regarded two passenger airplane pilot are happily married and have five children as a hobby Columba is extremely interested in the history of religious buildings oh dear big family huh that complicates things a little bit maybe kind of as if I care léo abode jerski Bojangles I don't know you 67 he's a politician oh well that's an easy kill we're just gonna mark you down not even gonna read that one no I should probably read it I can't erase it actually come to think of it but Leo let's find out who we just killed Leo has been in politics for over 40 years and in that time they've worked hard on relaxing the government's meddling in the real estate market really deregulated the real estate market yep yeah I'm not regretting my decision although nobody has found proper proof there have been rumors that Leo has taken many bribes from a number of realtor agency you see easy kill easy easy kill no problems whatsoever last one Sarah you're in gray thirty-one occultist Sarah is the leader of the Sun cults they're also the treasurer and the editor of the newsletter they're also the only member of the Sun cult at the spa most of what they do is praising the Sun whenever possible you know what I can I can get on board with that - praise the Sun you shall be one too live that might have been a mistake but that's fine you're kind of boring you can live so it's gonna come down between Roberta the fanfiction writer or the airplane pilot I think I kind of want the airplane pilot to die I'm kind of hoping that you are gonna be flying and buy the bing bada boom work days done gonna head down borrow Mack on some angels easy life I'm assuming that I can still not welcome down there okay we'll find whatever screw you guys I guess I'll go see the boss and file a formal complaint but that grim my latest spawn three days you've been with us how do you feel awesome a bouncing world getting things done fine more or less it's still a bit confusing or feel hungry all the time how is that even possible an interesting one probably some of those psychic residue left over from the creation making a death is not simplistic alchemy now let me take a look at the files you sent in today right everything looks to be in order you have all the rules and marked the correct amount of profiles yeah the cat interject don't screw with me cat so help me God oh thank you for inviting me lady tottington about your payment which I may have forgotten about earlier I take it back miss potting tin thank you very much I'm not gonna question your puppetry skills you're a wonderful cat ventriloquist thank you thank you thank you I was supposed to get paid this whole time am I getting back pay for the missing days or yes sweet sweet cash yeah could I maybe get paid for the stuff I've already done that'd be great of course we take our workers satisfaction levels very seriously the contract stipulates that every death gets a fair salary based on their performance accuracy marking profiles correctly is the most important task if you mark more or less than necessary you will to get you at all errors in secondary tasks will reduce the total even if the primary task is executed correctly oh right sometimes we get extra like little details and stuff like that I was gonna say well I'm kind of confused but I think I get it there is really not much else to say you may leave see you tomorrow I think thank you thank you $900 oh we are going on a pirate spending spree I'm waiting for this for ages hello Oh shiver me timbers what can I get today do I want the reflector oh no do you know what screw it yeah I'll buy the Cape might is a true classic see me and my crew or salient odd no I don't care I don't want to hear you like no I don't want to hear your life story shut up uh-oh this cost 200 bucks okay I'll get the reflector as well yeah wonderful but okay bye but stop stop stop something stop talking nobody cares you know it I think that's gonna be it for this episode of death and taxes guys and I really hope that is something you guys are interested in seeing more of because they said that it was only a week of work and I've already done three days and a big long intro so next episode I should be able to get through four days no problem and see how the game ends so if you guys want to see that as always be sure to like this video let me know and I'll return to hopefully prove myself to my boss my baby but mother both are they too much watching this video I hope you enjoyed and I'll see you next time [Music]

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Id: KdEpCmByA84

Length: 27min 20sec (1640 seconds)

Published: Fri Mar 06 2020