BANNERLORD but I Become the BANDIT EMPEROR!

we have successfully defended our castle again and again and again we have recruited a bunch of our prisoners into our army it is time for me king of latoria to face the sturgeon mess come here you bastards that is a lot of lords i shall add more skulls to my throne all of you lousy dogs i shall decapitate all of you my friends soldiers former prisoners be ready here they come let loose [Music] go at them it's madness madness i say oh got him my looters my ball shooters oh good shot gunshot get off you leave no one breathing you heard the orders it's hard to tell if the losers are fighting on my side or not let's see here if we could get like a quiver of arrows we could shoot even more but literally none of our workers have ever died because they're the best we're gonna have to improvise no no no no the use reduce recycle as they say and i'm gonna reuse the arrows reduce the number of sturgeons and recycle my laundry oh there's a head head in two boots shotgun delivered stand in the liver oh it's almost camouflaged oh i'm sorry i killed the guy behind you oh headshot heroic linebreaker and help he's clanging my shield excuse me sir can i borrow some adults please all right what one arrow one shot one kill that's because i have so much skill is that a quiver no that's a ham [ __ ] gotta hand it to that guy goodbye watch as the hounds run across the steps oh very good but before we continue this video is sponsored by rise of kingdoms the free-to-play strategy game that lets you pick from 13 different historical civilizations upgrade your buildings train your armies and lead them into battle with hundreds of different historical generals break through to the next year in history collect resources develop technologies and build your dream city the game is available for both pc and mobile through ios and android and it's also cross-platform so you can play against all of the 100 million players worldwide fighting with or against thousands of players in the same battle 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time for us to take our holding we shall fight them in kyal but first we shall fight them in the field come here as a lot of you i'll take you on outnumbered two to one we can do it here they come praise fight them any way you want lads i shall fight them head on hello there oh good shot good shot and do some mongol tactics oh and shot oh [Music] holy [ __ ] beat that horse in the backflip oh keep shooting keep shooting [Applause] what on earth is that man doing oh [ __ ] that man got cramped is that one of mine very good more prisoners come here three four five six seven seven of them add more heads to the pile this has to be record i mean i i think i've never executed this many lords our best bet is to simply retreat back run back to our garrison get our health up and let them regroup i guess nurse yourself back to fighting health when spring comes we shall all be healthy and good to fight and then oh my jesus lord get no stop no there's too many no i don't stop we shall defend this castle this castle shall be my tomb but i'm not giving up let's do this let's [ __ ] go my lads i've fought with worse odds we can fight with these get on the walls yet hot spots shirtless lads you're freezing your nipples off you know how many kills i have with this alone that wasn't a good representation now watch this get off the [ __ ] ladders shooting gallery stop that sir i have unlimited arrows where i stand i want you to stop they're like [ __ ] lemmings that's surprised i shot the one in the middle oh yeah this does this don't want to make you love goodbye [Music] sir sorry no no taxi backsies once you start sieging you have to go you have to pull through with it don't just give up are you still motivated how much are they paying you for this it can't be worth getting shot all over again hey watch your language even though we're sieging are you ever jesus you're good you shot one of my finest furries there's just one lad on the walls give that man a raise right more headshots really making the arrows count here holy [ __ ] eddie my name my nemo grab a crusade by the toe if he holders put an arrow in his skull goodbye yeah sir stop that yeah that's a good idea right i thought so as well that's why i'm positioned here with the ball sir just because you're on the wall doesn't mean i can't headshot you i eat headshots for breakfast we can change it up a bit i can go into lily invest in helmets [Music] this man gets it he held up a shield for about two seconds 103 new return we're charging out well let me join you i see i can't get that guy i know i can i hear a lot of screaming are you all right that man was just admiring the caves dude he appreciates this blessing is that an action player that has joined my game he just stopped and looked at me like hey is that koi fish i'm being recognized in single player excuse me lads are you having trouble here stop trying to exploit speaking please are you playing band the lord with me did the sally out cost me a bunch of soldiers yes was it worth it not sure yeah boy there we go you hold on to my prisoners oh well best part about fighting the crusades you're always bound to get a lot of horses the least crowded prison in all of calradia are you forcing the prisoner to scrub the floor of the torture shaper after torturing him i like it you missed the font one day you're up all the way down i see that army i know what you're gonna try to do it seems they wanna go for it it's a beautiful night to die my friends a beautiful night to die can i get my horse up on the ramparts i [ __ ] can i am randall no backup back up there we go i am randall decapitator oh you you have a [ __ ] they have a trebuchet a [ __ ] oh my jesus lord i have to take that out [ __ ] excuse me yes you see what you see the lord has his horse on the ramparts he can make that jump you're on a boat i could hello sir seasoned wolf what you taste like excuse me ah horse dropping in it seems to coming up this side right so what i would advise you to is no none of that please sure is up and died on me all right wonder floof you defend this side of the wall i defend this side i can get this to stop i feel like i've slowed it down at most you know what i hate about the sturgeons shields they're really smart and they use shields wonderful if we're gonna go and i want to sort of stand on the ramparts give them a warm welcome underfloor don't be impossible here we can get up i want to give them a proper sight when they come hello sir it's me the owner of this castle [Applause] why is this something tristan oh no oh no oh no this is bad well it seems i am now down on the ground hello gentlemen could you stop this no painting that thing it's mine steven took a long time to make that wall hello have you opened the doors yet stop it stop he's a nice horse he hasn't done anything it's his order that's bad yes hello it's me randall i i got lost and never back now this isn't a sage this is war holy [ __ ] that sham bro he ran into my defense oh another feel those prisons up a castle is not enough i want a town i have made a decision we are to regroup get our health back let's sage this place down it is time for us to lead our battle the men are coming but they're far too late let's get them labs move that thing let me fire that i missed crap i totally shoot i'm obviously not too good at it no get in there raise the ladders come on raise the ladders let's go i have to do this excuse me i need to move my people need me [Music] you think it's funny do you think he's found it [Music] he has a boulder catch it with your shoulder no we did it the castle is ours we have a new home let's go to my dungeons oh there are too many to fit we should change that there are so many of you that my axe shall go blunt this is so this has to be a record i'm gonna get carpal tunnel syndrome from just clicking this hence will roll and lastly rather ghost that is a lot of lord skill over a hundred ah now this is a home for a man and the comfiest chair in all of cadre india maybe not i am a proper emperor an owner of a town yet this is not the way i wanted the dogs will hunt me until the end of the world i will never have peace everyone hates me and for what i only got my revenge so many people slain so many lords killed randall had gotten his revenge but yet he felt empty inside no amount of riches no amount of notoriety no amount of castles or towns no butter no fancy clothes no weapons no friends nothing could bring him back for the first time since he ran away from his hometown randall thought of his father not out of revenge and anger but out of grief and longing at that moment randall realized that the life cut short if you leave it fast enough then dying young isn't the problem he had done all that could be done now it was time to be reunited with his father it was time to die my garrison all you brave soldiers that have fought for me luthers and bandits alike i dismiss you from your service here they come in their masses thousands upon thousands of sturgeons and crusades let them raid us let them come you call me the bandit i have taken everything from you kill your generals in the thousands it is time for me to face death on the battlefield come for me you hounds but know that in this moment i am victorious you cannot undecapitate all of your friends you cannot retake your riches and sold you cannot stop the legend of randall my friends you may all leave this battle is between me and my destiny i am dressed in my finest you can't chase me i'm faster than you wonderful what a lovely day what a lovely day to die you sturgeon dogs fear me i am randall i am the man you're here to kill ah but the flesh wound wonderful get out of here father here i come [Music] [Music] you

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Id: Dn24K8BuorU

Length: 15min 6sec (906 seconds)

Published: Sat Jun 18 2022