BANNERLORD but I Play as a VARANGIAN MERCENARY

this is Theos the son of a sturon mercenary his father being a varangian bodyguard serving a lesser Noble of the Empire Theos was set to live a modest and happy life together with his many siblings but one dark day everything changed the nobleman his father had sworn to protect had been found dead and all Clues LED back to his very own bodyguard he was promptly put on trial sentenced and executed but the bad luck didn't end there as without the protection of the father two of Theos his siblings ended up captured by Bandits things are Bleak for Theos and his family will he be able to save his siblings and restore honor to his family name or will he end up just like his father this is the legend of Theos but for now we find him in a Tavern absolutely wasting the last of his gold but alas his fortunes might his suburn as he went into this tabern a man stumbled upon him and at first Theos s nothing of it but alas the man was a pig pocket him he started feeling around for his pouches but he realized they were heavier than usual and checking in his Satchel he found it a large dowel with metal on it asking around he figured out what it was the first piece of a thing called the dragon banner and so Theo sets out with one goal in mind we're going to get that Banner together and use it to gain our legitimacy but first we're going to need some troops and we need to establish our clan now Theos here is a formidable fighter on his own but you can't hold a shield wall on your own I mean you can try it but it's going to be a very small Shield wall and currently we don't even have a shield hey you what you got in your bags what you carrying that's what I asked myself this morning and apparently it's something oh the looter is not actually interested in what I have in my bags he's trying to steal from me you see teros is a bit of a well it's not slow per se but it takes things very literally it's this moment that I should mention that I am player death on meaning if I die there's a high possibility I don't make it out of here ah someone in rocks at me there you go right in the bollocks that's it you limping bastard take that straight for the head now we battle this man's weakened finish him off now for me to kill this man come here you absolute Crump we did it to taste blood glorious combat Any Man worth his salt can defend himself against the highway man but with that said having a shield would be beneficial but there's a noble garos he's off the Western Empire from which when my father hailed H what let's have a talk to him I'll ask him about the banner oh oh that garos I'm I'm sorry Emperor I I'm so sorry my name is Theos do you need help with anything you don't need help of strangers see no one respects us huh the broke son of a Stan Garden in the Western Empire holds no more sway than a man that smells good in a pig die sure he's the best smelling but it's not a fit what better way to test our new soers than against looters you best back off there's dozens more of us hiding just waiting for our you're faking you are faking you are a liar and you know what I do with Liars I hecking kill them Slayer oh my God you guys are quick to get to work H should probably help them out to use peasants ah there we go well uh good job guys we stop bying yalar a beautiful massive City men are the Weaver in Tower I'm Theos and I'm here to help you're having trouble with Bandits fine I'll I'll hunt them down all right feros moving up in the world doing some proper mercenary work oh that's quite a lot of looters that's quite a lot more than I have well I don't have any looters but you know what I mean we could recruit one of the looters to fight for us fine if you want to prove yourself and slay your former friends can even call them that I'm willing to let you join hold number 3 to one I don't think we can pull that off that's more like it's six soldiers stop there in the name of the free men of the mountain if it ain't the free Man of the Mountain that's not a real group you're just making that up on the spot you've been raiding too many Caravans fight me all right my little Ram shackle band bash your Shield bash your Shield sir don't be shy oh that man's on a horse I should I better oppose him that that's when B like hey boss can you take out he has ains and he's on a horse what on gold screen Earth is he doing by horse he's drunk come here we've done it very good that's one of the gangs taken down very nice see if we could take on those looters it's two to one now and our men are properly upgraded now and yet another looter has joined our ax I am as foolish as I am brave those things uh they exist very close together if you think about it Gentlemen We Are The Defenders of the Free People of the Western Empire charge with me against this bastardly why don't you want to do it huh charge charge charge charge charge C Nots off I'm trying to intimidate them hopefully one will change his mind stop throwing rocks at me what are you children in an alley come here take this oh no he's blocking no we're intimate close oh oh I kicked him in the nuts well that didn't work out but luckily that hold to my head just kicked me down I flee and I shall rush to Jal moris did they take all but the dragon bander and the clothes on my back how are we to regain again how are we to be rebuilded tell you what I know how I can gain back my fortunes when you're at Rock Bottom there's always one place that will take you in a place that cares about you but only to the extent that uh well you have to fight for them that's right we're going to the arena well it's barbaric and my health is barely back but uh my dear sir I would like to do a practice fight I earn gold for every man I beat down so let's make you proud Oh The Blood the sand the dust hey they gave me a javelin big mistake on their part that's my best weapon come here girl Shield bash come here take this you clump oh we even matched get down come here you pitifully it larger oh take this oh almost almost come here what is the problem with you archers oh well uh I earned five gold God damn it well the W has grown to a more sizable size now I had to sell off all the grain I had had but I see my next enemy how can you be so quick aren't you supposed to be starving have you been doing Fitness on the side come here well we're fighting trained hardened criminals with absolute Pence so let's just charge Shield W there I get them to throw some of the rocks at me luckily it's just rocks oh that's a javelin careful I'm so weaken that even if anyone just looks at me wrong I'll die what if I take a javelin to the shest and we've completed the quest my Lord Theos you need to learn that relying on your soldiers is important L A man cannot lead an army he just marches alone with an entage of a 500 men but let's get some troops and let's sell this gear there we go a small little Fortune huh now if only my health could come back to me quicker so I could get back out there alas maybe I can find exactly what I need a Healer oh God I'm terrified oh my Lord whoever recommended me this healer is messing with me this is a deranged banion my father told me that the banion eat wood from the trees like beavers and sleep in Den like wolves and they procreate with their cousins but alas a man needs a Healer so let's give the pleasantry someone talk to a banan like this I'm I want to hire you 462 gold take it she's well versed in the art of medicine and she's going to increase her healing by a whole lot downside is that she'll take a bit of the money you know cuz she needs a wage and another down side is that she's a dirty banion oh my God Theos did you just hire a banan witch to be your doctor Beggars can't be shoers all right I would have preferred a sergon someone famous you know but alas this is what I'm stuck with but while we are healing we could be on the Move toot for more Adventures the caravaner wants a caravan escort we'll get some more troops a few more bags of grain and then we'll take on the mission a research of banditry oh you tell me about it I've been killing a few and I got hit in the head with a holee by one of them ho like the like the farm implement no not what you thinking Madam wait we get 350 for each day the car is on the road I'll take it that's a good wage well we're out of gold so you better start actually paying me the wage you promised are we being scammed here who is this woman and why hasn't you paid us this a type of or you'll be paid at the end of the thing because then I oh we're not being paid enough for that but we have to help them well we need to be careful about this these mounted men there are nothing to be worried about just just be worried oh no I'm being weird I'll Hunter archers it's just a matter of picking one and sticking him with the pointy end not getting shot in the process and and preferably hitting like at least one Javelin come on it's not my fault it's the Ste that's bumpy oh that almost hit that almost is not a hit are these former Knights they fight like it perhaps Vandans we are close to sarov after all and it wouldn't be out of the question that maybe a h KN or two would fall on Hard Times the skills although the money Withers away the skills do not is that my healer fighting you banan wretch come here come here you're a fake and a fraud that the main leader no that's a caravan guard The Intercept what is this plenty of gold and a horse a horse for my Priestess no saddle though you get to bear back who doesn't La a good be back session am I right no Theos you can't say that so continue IDE I'm watching over you we better be paid full days after this as soon payment is after the fact we make it but um you never know with these people oh it did pay me Lord heaven be praised that's quite a lot of money tell you what we'll head to Oria the pearl of the Inland sea it is said that if you stand on the furthest most edge of the docks you can smell the saffron from kuas either that or there is a small man sitting under the docks blowing saffron up the sers someone has to do that job I guess alas these lands are as protected as they are Bountiful of gold something that usually goes hand in hand that's why the banion are feasting on their own bones there's a tournament well I have to it's a great way I could potentially earn money or fame a 150 Stak with a payout of 600 let's go come here that man is so much more armored than me it's a legionary a fine sword stol between oh my Lord I'm going to die I'm dead I not a single hit it there we go chop for his sword arm a man taught me that once and oh careful hey hey his sword looks it looks sharpened compared to mine I missed my kick hold up hold up let Tire himself shoot him shoot him good good cuz Lord knows my Shield's breaking I've done it I am Warrior well we just keep pumping in our steak and hopefully we'll win thatman looks far less form meable he's an Archer and as a joke gave him a sword and a shield excuse me sir if I could just ensure my victory just ensure my death here oh that's bad that's really bad hit him hit him hit him there we go well uh good job good job good job we're actually quite a lot of money in the hole here we're fighting Foster that's probably some sort of Lord should probably know who he is they give him the bow so I'm fighting a woman that's no woman that's a sword sister renowned battle Warrior God damn it my Orchard died I'm not fast enough to swing there we go the surprise kick and and steal her Shield who are you Foster that a woman too a small boy I thought I would be fighting men not a little boy he sounds terrified he's weakened he's down execute him oh The Shield BH oh God we've done it butas one more battle with 600 gold in this would mean a nice payday and an invitation to the castle if I remember correctly and it's just a fair duel can do this he's a Horseman no come here I am Theos Master of the blade warrior of the men Slayer of a young boy I mean I didn't slay him but come here kick him down oh the little old knee kick oh oh the failed kick oh the knee slash the overhead knee pooke dead dick slash I am victorious I am glad Ator let's go three Renown a spot and 1,600 gold but the keep still Won't Let Me In by Mars your people are dogs let's see this spot slower with the swing but better than my current one it's better of Steel as well I'll take it plenty good damage the D the DP this is so unnecessary but I have to it's just part of the charm there you're a bad budgeter you got to spend a little to earn a little look at us huh Ben is at the witch have you ever seen a man like this that's that's how you getet each other in batana never made oh God damn it how many chromosomes do you have listen I I I'll take a a glass of local wine and a plate of Olives fine that's the Breakfast of Champions you ring that woman up oh he is God damn it Ben what if what if I talk to you like that huh you like that well I'm not going to cuz you're a battan WI we're going back on the field again prepare your BS more help with Brin huh of course it's a bit of my specialty hunting Brigs I'll go for a larger band now I want to teste my blade my new spot it needs to drink the blood of Luthers come here Ben you look ridiculous that white man do suit you OverWatch the battle from there and run down when the wounded need tending to who did not bring their torches I'll tell you no one no one brought their torches they Shooters brought torches we didn't ah well we're properly battle ready anyways archers let loose infantry make a little goofy Shield wall archers move to side swiftly Theos gets one fancy piece of gear and he starts acting like an actual commander come on let the stone pelters have it full charge including the witch come on have at them did you killed one Benet well we're getting better at this and we're getting stronger at fighting and our vandan friends they're proving to be quite useful with these crossbows you know a usually pigheaded group of people but I can't tolerate them for their vver skill when it comes to wielding their windless and bow the crossbow that is the witch has convinced me to deliver a herd of sheep to pen Cano lands of the banion marching this far for a meager pay with a bunch of smelly sheep fine but just so you keep treating me all right Healthcare in color very costly and dangerous at that I wonder what's in low Supply in the Battalion lands knowledge access to decent food genetical diversity well I have to go there and see for myself huh maybe I'm being a bit prejudges here or maybe I'm completely right it started to rain as heck as soon as I went here the Battalion Autumn huh it's a proper thing oh the lands here are dread and dreary I can't wait to return home but first here are your sheep my best friend and thank you for the gold you call this a town what is this place my to is going to get dirty a drunk teenager there tell you what witch the living conditions here they always make me feel bad for you go away wild beggar what do you mean that's not ethical I'm mean bat why are you so far away huh you used to live on this street damn girl you live like this well let me have to talk to them maybe we can take a look you know hey there F oh my God I can see your nipples listen I'm just having a look around do you mind this our ghost friend is our turf so I'll take orders from you a mouthy one e Adam LS he wants to fight me kill him careful she know spells good job Ben isit you actually used to live up here we are spending a night here just one night and then back in the road and I don't think battalions do ins that you know aren't Dy and overpriced we crash at your place except beds no ideas which you stumbled out of a Tavern in sarot and I told me that there's a hideout of forest Bandits over here might as well take care of them there's plenty of forest bands around so we better lay alow I have a good feeling we can take these people or if we can call them that more animal than human doesn't suspect a thing he Dodge anyways that man's not wearing in pants kick him out charge a LS come on all right come on where's next where's next come on Archer open up come on let me charge I fear no man especially not a a forest bandi go on then fight my Warriors fight go go go wakey wakey Balian eggs and bakey oh almost caught my cloak on fire leave them to me or The Archers their escape boats ready and everything you saw him you Crump together oh wants to duel me very well it would be an honor come on hit him now come on get him good old Shield swing that looks like a nasty axe don't want to get hit he's going to whittle down my shield come on he's did a good swing in he got me down to use oh no no no I will get my Vengeance I will get my Vengeance I say so Ben had told me not to but I have to try the tournament at least I won't bet on this one I'll just go in and give me a little Bill hook oh God I'm almost dead as is I got to be careful but the bill Hook is good for one thing that's taking people off their horses oh that's a Billman no wait I'm still in it they must have thought bad of me this poor man came here from the west empire we used let him fight anyways don't hit me sir I'm I'm not I'm not in this combat just like oh I missed I could get one of the horsemen down and steal his l h just like that let me just slowly limp over oh wait oh the horse went there no I'm comically slow God damn it I just want to get the horse yeah you guys keep on fighting I'll get there eventually horse if you run away from me now I literally will eat you for breakfast tomorrow no no oh God thank you here we go tip of the L all right I read of landan handbook once on how to properly land so it's keep up the l oh I chopped in the chest well I'm completely out now I'm not the best ler am I I'm a fake in a fraud but I have to get back out there I will let my men have at it come on get them Lads I need to fight like a commander and not just a soldier a more I'm Theos Theos the beast from the East hey that's a good name the beast from the East does that mean I have to make sure I always come from the East anyway listen Theos the beast from the East that's going to be my name from now on anyone caught calling me something else will be executed by me go good hit and a good shop come on come on you're a legionary he's a Forester I would imagine that they survived last night's attack and then thought I think we're going to be completely fine miss my PLS for house Theos for the varia we did it let's go Glory Glory take the BS from here do we walk the way we came oh I can't believe it we fended off the mountain balance singer a fine job let's get out of here I will never get over the vandan accent tell you what let me just escort a calavan so I can get out of here oh we're actually heading over the bay we're going to warmer lands benf I hope you packed a bikini no I don't want to see the banan in the Bikini but there's more Raiders well all right then what oh good hit even the lest of pant can slay a knight given the right swing of the blade ah just like what I said there but even the best Bandit knows but he's bested get at them my C are making good work here and an awful Miss come on ah a bit too high all right I'll focus on this guy he going to pick your target come here ah benf you're doing fine right that's good to see let's go on this guy come on oh oh sorry hit your horse why am I apologizing to a bandit benf she's in danger ride faster Ride Like the Wind not hit my witch oh no I wasn't worried about you God damn it woman come here Benish head good job all right last one let's ride them down together come on I'll let you have the last Wing get at [Music] him ah earning and wages we shaping have to be quite the force here hey 1,700 gold we're going to pull off the greatest fish run in all of Cadia I'm going to buy as much fish as I can possibly carry cuz it's really really sheap here and also buy a bunch of Olives as they sell for a bunch in artisia we're looking to make one heck of a killing here we bought it for 1,500 and we got to ride all the way to artisia just across the bay swiftly and stop eating the fish and the grapes if you eat a single Olive I'll slay you on the spot all right we have to make back roughly 1,500 from this and just from the olives alone we earn back the gold a nice tidy profit and then we'll make the greatest beer around to sarot God damn these are some tight profit margins all right here we go big profit big big bucks I can't help but to think that we lost money on that well I think that's a high CU for me to stick to what I'm actually good at fighting tell you what we'll return home Lita is where I belong we happen to be exactly three in now away from completing our first goal to establish our clan we got the gold we got the party size we got the witch all we need is a bit more now so let's join up in a tournament in our beautiful city of lagetta as winter slowly comes to a close I'd rather stick to the southern lands than the North hopefully I'll be able to gain one heck of a profit from this and they put me in the proper gear let's go up with the sword and down with your hand come here take this and we go for the other throw men as a catract well you can oh God I was going to say something you can clearly see but I got a cataract come on then huh I have to win this I it's for my house for the Renown of my clan go for the swordarm go for the sword arm you want some Castle impossible I will win I am victorious and in we go one versus one C we face each other again oh take this as the snowfalls around us let me kick you down and stab at him stab while he's down don't don't owning it but we're Gladiators not nice oh good hint don't steal my kill huh behind you Casino Casino that's not his name at least say that the paltin guard is weakened oh he's walking slowly h a never let her guard down not against me Theos the Beast semi-final let's go come here are you not entertained are you not entertained on it take this you foul Soldier I am Theos you are no one I am Theos you are no one I am Theos you are no one I've done it the beast from the East let's go let's go three down 1,700 and a cape leather horness ourown is 750 we have established our clan H H good to see you believe it or not I mean that I've been looking for you no it seems that thanos's fate has CAU up to him having jol around and enjoyed for building his clan ragos has cornered him on the street will Theos be able to save his siblings or is the Vango Dynasty coming to an end if you enjoyed this leave a like on the video and a comment down below as it really boosts the video in the algorithm and helps it be shown to more people I am so excited to see where this epic journey is going to go and I hope to bring you along the ride until then my friends stay varangian

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Id: 4NLcx7nq06c

Length: 26min 46sec (1606 seconds)

Published: Fri Oct 06 2023