BANNERLORD but I Become the BANDIT KING!

hello everyone and welcome back my name is koi fish and this is the bandit series literally all of the battanians have decided that they are placing all of their lords outside of our hideout this is of course the bandit series where we follow random all with one goal in mind to take over a castle and become the bandit king of coloradia but uh to do that we're gonna have to put in some work we're just gonna make a round for it let's go come here my battanian conga line you can't catch up i'll leave you in the dust go ahead go fight someone else but before we start i'd just like to say a big thanks for all the support on these videos you guys have been absolutely amazing when it comes to giving likes and comments on the videos honestly the support means so so much to me and keep up the likes keep up the comments and i'll keep the episodes coming now last time we vowed to shove off the head of any nobleman that stepped in our way after all they're stopping our destiny they're removing our way of livelihood but we can go after counter gun come here you think you can attack these looters come here join me there we go i'm like a father to this man a very abusive father but a father nonetheless we need to capture some more lords and execute them and through that we will be able to field more soldiers with those soldiers we will go for our castle that's the goal of today you wanna fight her all right then come fight then come fight you're a foolish little vladian burned broongolfer this man knows what's coming he put down his face shield as soon as he saw random rock up randall against broome counter fire away come on here we [ __ ] go get that them you mounted labs don't these fires back to the stone age you're all his peasants and all of you are batanians who am i fighting tristan good shot hello if you weren't so short from malnutrition i can chop you down faster that's the last one i'll go for it i'll knock him out [Music] hello villagers you wanna buy some oddly flounder looking armor very good that's one lure down let's go for [ __ ] come on you're not fast you're fast enough crap you're dead i'd like to change that oh into an e rethard which is vladian for stupid come here oh a night battle well any battle against the blandians is bound to be a night battle god i hate fighting landings ah don't kill all of my archers i need those they work for me employee benefits and all scatter them to the winds like wheat in a field was that not a terrifying display of power will you not want to run now oh yeah everyone's fine no one needs any refreshments if you need drink from their skulls imagine be a knight okay train for combat ah and then i disarm you you slide that no pun intended and we have him captured let's not throw this out come here two down three more to go we lost a good amount of troops this day that's sad but they died for something important and killing enemy lords we'd be far better of fighting someone more on foot rather than the blandians someone where our archers can really pick up the enemy now how are we gonna get out of this by running away of course crap a fair fight my biggest weakness chase after this man surrender come here you have nothing to fear hello you bastards eat my axe how did that not hit anyone come here i'll put your children don't you be peppered my head chopper is far better though ah goodbye oh waterfloof jesus you look like a pincushion you should have ran while you had the chance come here very good i'm sorry now but i'm going to have to take the weight off your shoulders goodbye easy ass blueberry pie use two more lords to shop off actually be too much of a problem being the most wanted manacle radia has its upsides but mostly downsides i need to make it to the hounds lair and quick oh god it's like a goddamn rugby match i made it let's ransom some prisoners and how about we get ourselves a bow and i saw what happened last time to the horse let's get some nice half boarding now that is fancy clothing let's continue on downwards let's get rid of this little tail we have and from there we should be able to make it what about you go for the empire must be some weak empire dog around here that used to be feared among the botanists i mean you've seen how that has sort of gone we just have a factor of battalions chasing us oh but udris is looking like a snack come here battalion schwein now talk about cultural exchange i have gotten myself a boat i'm gonna try it out how fun it will be to be a mongol myself let's see here best of luck miss oi split in the head the most noble of professions are the bowmen cheat it's like a shotgun or today oh you're shot and also oh that hit him i'll have more arrows in my body than my quiver this ain't good target practice what about if we ride faster will the arrow go faster potentially potentially oh this is fun i'll relax little hunt who says nobles are the only ones that can hunt me randall a normal man enjoying the lushly activity of chasing a battalion ah there we go bagged and tagged him oh the dog escaped i'll take the cow you hound you can't escape or did he die oh god i think we killed the bastard well that leaves one more two feet in battle two lost their heads the next one i shall kill while they sleep in their beds that's right he has a rough marriage with his wife they sleep in they sleep in different rooms it's a sad tale but i've been told many times i have him cornered oh sheer lovely helmet you shall die do like a sick flank it might mean like absolutely sick sniffling at the nose [Music] oh come on where's the leader where did you go i'm after her don't worry my pinpoint accuracy will get there don't drown woman [ __ ] i need a faster horse nah she escaped go after i will get her again the shards with me this time she shall not escape i'm sorry if i misgender you you surgeon but down you go goodbye horse goodbye sir oh the shopping of the sword the killing of another lord sir ah in the bottom very well then let's not wait usher for your crimes against and you haven't done anything for your crimes against criminals you are to meet the axe when you go to wherever you go you surgeon you tell them randall sent you goodbye and there we have it we can field way more troops it is time to assemble the great looter army and take our place as the bandit king of calradia and to do that we're gonna need a lot of soldiers so first let's get some more bowmen and what better place than the forests of sturgia if remember correctly this is the area where all of them live the forest blooded mecca of sword forest bandits oh there's some come here join me we'll have so many balls will blot off the sun with her arrows there's another one come here sir stop running join up milan join up not exactly the masses i was expecting but i know what we can do force conscription which one of you lucky lads wants to join the hounds we have free dental but our leader is quite mental oi sorry sir we get some sturgeons for the front side turners are basically criminals ah stop you see how fun we have it here bose [Applause] unconventional but effective that's some good troops we lose a bit over speed but i sort of feel like our running days are over jordan's orbit take it out an army that would be hilarious come here an orbee i can still handle it follow me archers i have a funny idea funny idea cancelled funny idea camsell retreat retreat let's give him hell you dog sit down don't worry backup is here [Music] get in there [Applause] [Music] troops and we killed jordan yes now i'm thinking keeping with the bandit aesthetic we need to have a nice little rough stronghold randall the terror oh come here you're not fast enough scum sir raiding is my thing look at our force actual infantry the hounds have grown hungry with time raise the charge and slash the riders get at them and make sure we get the soldier himself oh yeah commit that does it that is a bad time to be you oh we are ready to take a castle riding with the step band if you pick up a few tricks along the way like this one a butt shot oh my prisoner now let's return home it's been a long time coming to the hounds lair we go we're barely fastened they've caught up to us guarantees we will try we will fight we shall make this right with a bit of skill we might still do this that's a whole battalion contingent we take out the skirmishers we're gonna be in a good spot and we ride back come on skirmish over take him out keep peppering them push up chiefs up everyone get in there they have four too many orchards for us to fight like this we must go by turtle slay them all you will know the word fear even though it's meaning i'll fear some cutter oh you're only head after head oh what a battle we've lost a fair few men but i can't you are all my prisoners no man left alive it is time for vengeance heads with roll one two three now you know not to mess with me we must get to the lair quick that victory was but a fluke and flukes don't bring an empire it's a great danger to become complacent but it's an even greater danger to have all of the battalions after you i guess it's all in perspective isn't it let's start looking for our first siege target a castle we can take out and live in something nice but not too roomy something that really screams hello here's a bandit but also not too inconspicuous let's sell some crap all of these weapons that is a lot of money let them gather around we shall see how it will go what's this a crown he dresses like a king in mockery of those he fights appointed falcon oh the broad one is gonna have to go oh look at that orc sword orc sword now it is time for me to take a castle i have a feeling the battalions they don't like me they want me out maybe something from the crusades the north castle or perhaps something of the sturgians whatever it will be it will not be battalion you can screw these guys let's go chased by literally every lord in batanya they want me to leave special oblige how long are the days of escaping from every lord we see we are ready run let you face my breath get out of the way scaredy cats this one will have to do 218 we almost outnumber them it is time for us to take our castle this shall be our home besiege the castle come on get that seat jump up oh pray that this works please we have one shot one opportunity as sure the bastard is making an army to oppose us but once we have the castle no one can stop us let's go alright let's skirmish a bit first let's see how it will go rushing bravely double rations for anyone that kills a man on the wall oh jesus how you dog stop that stop shooting me oh jesus watch out here we go get up those walls looters no there's no more [Music] put up put up on the walls switch to the falcon [Music] we've reached the walls searching to turkey just keep shopping careful i'll be crushed come on get up here see raiders you can't get back on your walls we've already taken them come here thank you for saving me sir we did it we've taken the castle take all the prisoners take all their loads we've taken it show mercy we've taken the narcasson now fill the dungeons we need to fill the garrison with looters and we can create a kingdom abandoned kingdom oh sold it all to hell of course we will letoria western empire wants us to harass their own villagers no go away we are at war with everyone yet the hound's lair seems a bit messed up we have become abandoned king we must get more troops oh god no we don't we're gonna wait here we shall join the defense oh god we're outnumbered does anybody that upgrade anyone need anything no oh god we're gonna be sieged to no end oh my lord i am bad king landon you shall not take my lands i took them by force by right of law if you want to take me out you're not gonna take me alive it has been a long and arduous journey to get here we have looted we have stolen we have slaughtered we have killed but now we stand on the precipice of doom and downfall i random managed to become the very king the king of all the bandits i managed to establish the luthoria kingdom a haven for every looter every sea raider every step bandit who has ever been pushed out by the law the other lords cannot have that three people in the free kingdom they need to extinguish our flame i have no way of seeing into the future but these walls hold fast and our pose and swords are strong what we may lack in tactics we make up for in brotherhoodly spirit come at me soon join me my bandit brethren don't let a single one of them get closer we must win this holy macaroni we're going to you piss pot where is it going we must stand there to oppose it [Music] oh no don't go away then i randall shall hold this castle all by myself [Music] here they come shopping shove them to pits come here there will be so many hands here don't charge down no don't go down we're not charging them stop oh no they're getting in your mongrels hold it hold it steadfast oh god how did i not take damage it's looking green you cannot run me can you you bastard this is my castle this is mine my brain surgeons hold not now not now not never my men get up there the siege is lifted the backward push begins come here we did it oh god how how could we have done this you are all my prisoners i will execute every single one of you all of you shall be executed no no mercy for the craven you knew exactly what you were doing when you came here how did we do this now let the sturgeons try come on we stand and fight once more best of luck until then we've done it before but don't get cocky we might as well lose this one that's that that's what we say we will lose it but come on we can try at least now get on those ballistic that we have built devious little crossbows not so little but devious nonetheless oh that's the crunch [Music] read it in brilliant [Applause] good swinging around let me go for those rocks i know where they are now [Music] eat it eat it careful sorry always awkward and that happens this is my castle a perfectly executed charge you know the least thing they expect me charging out of the castle let's go what are you retreating to her your mothers you're going the wrong way she's in the castle in my bed that's a woman that's a lord aim the blade strike under horde is tanka you're dead stealing from them no slaying them slaying them all chase them out of the keep let none survive we've done it all of you into my prison except by prison is no place for lords meet your people in the afterlife all of you goodbye how the hell are we surviving god the first time we can actually go out and recruit we need to get those looters those looters will be late for the garrison losers come here we'll fill the castle full of lotus they loot the rescue and release program we can capture the looters put them in a nice warm place give them food and in return they defend all while we forcefully recruit more and more soldiers cheese cows green cheese cow grain give me the food give me the food every donation goes to a hungry looter thank you for supporting the luther foundation all of this buttery will go into the feasts the feasts of latoria we live a good life oh life is good oh life is over and just like that our hopes and dreams crushed it's been an honor fighting alongside all of you but i will say that if we lose this siege randall's journey is over the crusades cannot tolerate us having our freedom we're running out of food my friends slaughter the horses eat your mouths we can't use to be the siege anyways now don't be sad look at it from this direction look at all of these heads we'll have rolling down the palisades and so randall faced his last curtain call dinar castle shall be a grave if it's mine or yours we will find out once more onto the bridge the last time my brothers looters and all get on that wall let me dwell accurate strikes it's not accurate enough have a tan ladies accuracy fire now don't have been shot in the shoulder oh bless the orbiters if this one hits my own walls then it's my bad bit further a bit further up the walls of this castle are battered like a sturgeon fish they're in is someone opposing them oh the doors well might as well get comfortable here then goodbye goodnight crusades oh get them we might be looters but the only thing we'll see today are your lives they never expect the charge the sally fairly good you are my prisoner you as when you all of you and a last message to them stop coming here it will only be your doom one two three four five six heads to the pikes sitting there upon his throne it had come to be that the young sturgeon street criminal had stole stabbed and slaughtered his way to becoming the bandit king of calradia the biggest bandit of them all holding his very own castle defending it after the waves upon the waves of enemies i am randol son of the lands of calradia forged in the crucible of poverty sharpened on the wet stones of war ascended from nothingness to lore by the power of my wit and my sword let the name echo in every hall let the name be painted on every castle wall the bandit king of calradia randall [Music] you

Channel: Koifish

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Id: 7CvJMVPQ6kw

Length: 24min 15sec (1455 seconds)

Published: Tue May 03 2022