I Made BadBoyHalo Play GTA V For The First Time

in my bike battery ah there's a monkey why is there a monkey right here i made bad boy halo play gta 5. battle boy halo is one of the most wholesome people ever he hates cursing and the only game he has ever played in his life is minecraft so what happens when we take a wholesome person and show him a violent game like grand theft auto this video and experience is hilarious so if you enjoy it make sure to subscribe to the channel it's totally free and you can change your mind at any time thank you guys for support and enjoy this hilarious video bad boy halo is the most wholesome man on planet earth it is a game about stealing cars running over people and let's get in a call with bad boy halo right now uh do we have to do that yes yes we'd rather play like something else no but we have to do this join my game i'm in a big dark car and i'm gonna pick you up you told me we were gonna play this game like we were gonna follow the law we're gonna follow the law right as i turn an illegal u-turn let's go let's go no illegal u-turns are not ooh no quackity i have a gun put that down have you ever played gta before bad uh i have not you said you were gonna be a good muffin though yeah yeah but i'm gonna be the best muffin around i'm gonna go pick you up right now you're at the casino bad what are you doing at the casino this is where i spawned leave me are you are you gambling just see where you are what is the movement you kill me oh the first thing we're gonna do is get you a haircut listen you gotta live up to the bald boy halo name all right i'll call you back in my head people call you bald boy stop first things first we're gonna abide by the law rules hold on what's happening i think it's flashing red we're gonna abide by the law oh my god i need you to wave your hand out the window and shoot the cop wait you want me to shoot it down yes yes you just shoot at them what's wrong with you we have to turn ourselves in stop you want me to turn myself in you want to turn myself in all right let's learn myself playing i'll turn myself in good decide let's go you go you gotta [Applause] okay go go go go go all right don't worry don't worry okay okay you're trying to get us killed all right all right bad bad i'm sorry i'm gonna put you out why are you getting out i'm gonna put your misery with you oh my gosh oh my god i'm sorry i'm sorry this was really bad of me this is really bad of me you know what i'm gonna be a nice guy bad all right and listen to me carefully bad i'm gonna take you to the near 7-eleven and let's buy you a snack i think you've been through a lot and these five minutes of what what what what is this what the [ __ ] is that what something's happening right now bad what are you doing nothing nothing getting my bike back you're running in the freeway that is literally a crime we're here up go what should we make him look like we're gonna make you look like someone like super good like you know someone who gets all the ladies bad you you get all the ladies right i am very silent what my bad hello oh my god where are you you just broke this person's fence you'll illegally overcome it i'm fixing it leave me alone hold on let's take your car oh my god bad your car is like ruined bad your windshield is broken you have one of the lights on both of your front lights are not even working you were not driving at the speed of living bad boy halo first off let's get some snacks for the party it's like the party prep just walk up to the clerk and be like hello sir i would like some sour patch kids hello sir i would like some sour patch yeah yeah yeah ooh cola that sounds good wait why is shoplifting an option and we want all the money we want all that money right now i'm [ __ ] money i'm so sorry why are you trying to rob bad bad i'm taking all the money i'm picking you up the cops are after them the cops are after us get in the car get in the car back back you're an accomplishment you're an accomplice we're both going to jail i'm shooting them i'm going to get them back i gotta stay in between the lines get batman don't worry don't worry oh did you throw a grenade today we coded it to commit so many crimes bad we're not allowed in the country anymore bad we gotta get the hell out of the country we gotta flee the [ __ ] country bad you committed so many times you committed so many crimes you literally wackety bad i didn't want to say it i didn't want to spoil the surprise but how long ago was it your birthday let's just say a while ago a while ago i got you a present bad wait yes hold on before we do anything i need you to promise you're going to abide by the rest of the laws okay you want me i'm gonna leave this stream okay no more breaking the law oh my god isn't that serious okay okay i'll relax i'll relax press b press v so you go in first person yeah look look at me you can look at me did you just flip me off no i didn't know what it would do that bad i can't believe you can't i didn't know that's why oh i'm not trying to do that stop jesus christ oh my gosh oh my god hi everyone okay so chad we are driving this way to a birthday present that cracker you got for me i'm fixing my life it's literally broken i'm fixing my life how do you break it yeah yeah yeah what before we get there bad i want you to take a second and look at the scenery bed it's beautiful it is beautiful isn't it look another tractor is coming why are you so obsessed with tractors oh my god that my leg really smells like fire it smells burnt and i'm gonna plug it in right now to the electricity whoa whoa whoa hold on crackity this is how i'm gonna plug my light to the electricity okay i might not do that it's how people catch on fire quackity i'm gonna take you to a present are you ready okay let's go wait mr tractor man can i borrow your tractor just ask for it nicely just ask for it nicer press f to ask for permission oh my god oh my gosh i just killed a guy but oh my god are you ready for your present what do you think your present is bad i'm gonna guess it's something epic it is something epic it is something epic what do you like the most about what do you like the most bad boy halo i mean muffin bad i know how wholesome you are and how much you like to abide to the rules so for your birthday i'm gonna give you a toyota prius right here man hop in the toyota prius how do i get in just just hop in you kill me [Music] oh hop in my car this is the official car we're gonna take you to the club in okay we're gonna transport you into your luxury baby all right so bad what do you like more than money nothing you're a money man all you like is money all you talk about is money we're getting calls together you're like oh quackity guess how many millions i made today i'm like bad please that's all you love bad all you love is money so you know what we're gonna give you the money treatment go in first person bad i want i want to see your reaction times what do you think about the money treatment look at me look at me press the right button press the right button why did you flip me off i'm just trying to give you a good birthday wait this is time limo scene time bound hop in the back baby we're taking you in in full luxury oh my god bad boy halo chill out bad boy hill do not start shooting random people batman this guy's not letting me through he's going really slow bad this guy's not letting me through oh my god man he's not letting me through i hate his fire bad bad bad bad we gotta put some gas we gotta put some gas okay go to pay to pay you gonna hit the gas thing with one of your bullets really yeah i don't think that's right dad we're gonna get you some clothes so go ahead and stop shooting stop shooting okay bad boy halo welcome to the most expensive clothes store in all of los angeles come right inside baby this is all yours buy whatever you want buy whatever you want but i can have whatever i want yeah you can have whatever you want you can have whatever you want bad it says i have insufficient funds you said i could buy whatever i want bad you don't have money i don't who's gonna pay for all my goddamn work bad george would wear this are you kidding me back who the [ __ ] is gonna pay for this all right choose your clothes and let's go jesus christ i picked something all right let's go battle let's go let's get that he puts us on it [Applause] you're going to get that seat all dirty you think i don't shower bad calm down the theme of this party is going to stop what are you doing what are you doing can we get a goddamn haircut you're just drawing a picture i'm sorry chill the [ __ ] out bad jesus christ we're also going to get the most expensive haircut in the town let's go let's go back go inside bad boy i'm going to get my haircut i'm going to get my hair please this is the only way it's going to work look i look like bad boy halo now okay no i literally look like you bad i literally look like you check this out bad now i really look like you check this out do not look like me now i look exactly like you now it looks exactly anything like me all right now you get your hair cut it's your turn it's your turn which i get you should look like me it's a party thief it's a party go get your hair cut king get your hair get your hair come down get your hair cut look at me look at me two buddies two friends man does that look good did you get a beard yeah bad i will shoot you if you do not get a bald haircut too bad i'm gonna blow this entire place up if you do not get a bald yes yes take this out man we're gonna take a selfie we're gonna take it i can't guess i'm sorry you look so dumb with that haircut what are you gonna what are you doing be happy just stay in the chair stay in the chair i wanna take a selfie i gotta take a selfie bad boy brothers you know what vin diesel said one time he's like brothers for life you either went from one quarter of a mile or no miles at all bad bad i'm going buddy no bad i ran my tire way over his goddamn head we're having so much fun don't you think we're like two bald brothers i'm looking at you right now and all i can say right now is that you look like such a beautiful man bad who looks like such a beautiful thank you you know you almost killed me but i'm gonna take you to my to my apartment okay come over here did you set this whole off pressing press e press e press e bad boy hello bad stop why are you drinking that is drinking don't talk to me oh my god i'm scared of you i'm literally scared of you bad it's party time baby it's party time which vehicle should we take is this the batmobile can we take this one you want to take the batmobile they call me that toy no no no no listen the cops want you to pull over you need to pull over i don't know what i'm doing better the car is popping off bats don't worry we'll we'll be fine we'll be fine okay okay oh my god we'll get a better car we didn't need the batmobile anyways the girls are gonna love us for this vehicle right here i just found it in the street they're gonna love us for this bad bad remember don't scare the girls okay listen you you always you always walk up to women you're like hey you're like way too much everyone's face we're gonna put some rapping music okay i'm putting some rap music bad pop in the car we're gonna meet these girls we're gonna meet these women we're gonna go to this party they're gonna love us bad i need you to do your voice like vin diesel be like you always made my brother speak like that say that hey did you ever see my movie chronicles of friday i made three of them i am vin diesel you either win by one quarter of a mile or ten quarters of a mile and a one mile radius of one quarter of a mile and two five minutes with a one quarter of a mile and if that makes sense do you want to play facts about this diesel what's a fun fact about the diesel vin diesel's name is vehicle identification member diesel literally that's like an actual fact where the [ __ ] did you get that from dad we're gonna wait what is this hey no this is okay it's a party walk with me walk with me bad so my friend vanilla he has a unicorn inauguration party like he has a unicorn unicorn yeah yeah yeah and he and my friend vanilla wants to show us his unicorn okay bad bad right is this what i think it is no bad bad this is a party bro you're gonna miss on the planet i don't believe you [Applause] it's a private club it's for members only because you're a member bad i'll have a smoke outside it's a bar yeah it's a part it's a bar yeah oh no no you're not a bar you are a liar dad what happened what did they do to you bad bad bad bad that was not a unicorn bar bad we're gonna talk to those guys i'm gonna speak to these guys the guys who try to sell you the insurance at the bar that's stuff you can't sell insurance no i'm gonna go talk to him okay no no no no no no no not go back do not go back down i'm gonna go back there i'm gonna go talk to me i'm gonna go i'm just gonna go talk to them deep breaths better get in my car get back in my car but i'm just going to speak to him i'm just going to speak so i'm just going to say like yo why do you try to sell my brand some insurance at the bar like that's brothers remember remember what ben diesel said vehicle identification number diesel said you always be my brother look at me guys right the [ __ ] now look at me in the eyes what go all the way inside and say i don't want your insurance pal my friend is going to go in okay bad go inside go inside and tell him i don't want your insurance just go in hey buddy i don't want you no no no no no you have you don't have to go inside no bad stop stop go inside go inside and say you don't want the injury right he's trying to tell me sure every time every time oh my god [Applause] okay let's go let's go oh my god they're shooting us we're shooting as bad we got the music we got the music we're fine we're fine this is manhunt in real life today we coded it together give me directions give me directions to the airport wait where's the airport the airport uh i don't know uh language [ __ ] stop saying that you know how to drive a plane back yeah yeah i do i'm so glad you know how to drive a plane if you didn't know how to drive a plane we would die we would have literally right here braceband race racers oh my god jesus christ it's a private plane [Applause] you said you know how to drive a plane right you know how to drive a plane okay okay get in better the cops are here the cops are here i can't let him get us bad bad bad bad you want to pick up some speed you want to pick up some speed bed go up go i'm flying at this side oh everyone's gonna die now because of you everyone's gonna die now that's right i'm gonna show you how real [ __ ] pilot drives it bad let's go let's get the hell out of here look at me in first person bed okay this is what i think about you look at this yeah hey oh look there's another one where is it where is it where is it right there i'll drive it i'll drive it get in my plane get in my place let's go let's go oh this is how you drive a plane okay oh no no no no i'm getting out of this country okay i'm going back to mexico bad i gotta teach you some there's not going to be a situation where you go to mexico and you say don't establish that's what they told me i taught you that being taught you these shenanigans i see a plane it's me bad i'm picking you up i'm picking you up better get in get it back anymore are you ready let's go let's go what are you robbing me oh my god get the hell out we're getting out the country we're getting out the country do you want to know where we're going bad very special location bad boy halo what do you say we're going to a very special location damn right i can't look at this let's go let's go that's so cool dad we're going to a special location where i lied we're not going to mexico baby guess where we're headed guess where we're headed right now bad boy halo what i have pinpointed logan paul's house bad boy halo no you can't land i think that logan paul didn't like our visit pad jumped out quackity bad boy halo why i think you've gotten the gist of what the real world is it's about driving badly it's about speeding in the freeway bad what do you think of the real world bad boy halo oh that minecraft doesn't compare to the real world does it i don't think i like the real world bad boy halo i think this marks the end of your first and only canon life in gta 5. i hope you enjoyed our adventures in gta 5. what did you think i agree 1 out of 5 stars

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Id: sveovbdkhlY

Length: 20min 42sec (1242 seconds)

Published: Sat Mar 13 2021