I made an illegal farm in Minecraft…

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this minecraft chunk is illegal so let me tell you why basically i found a minecraft farm that produces over 3500 emeralds per hour and it only fits in one chunk but when i decided to build this on a minecraft smp the owner parrot decided that if i build this farm i would be banned well even with that in mind i continued with my devious plan because honestly i think it's worth the risk except parrots got word that i was going to build it anyways so he started a server-wide search party to try to stop me from building this farm now that is a big issue because i need to somehow gather resources for this farm without being caught and the list of materials for this farm is very expensive so what do i do now give up well no i don't do that here instead i'm going to sneak into player secret bases and steal the items necessary for this illegal minecraft farm but this won't be easy and remember if i'm caught i might get banned on the spot so let's grab our invisibility potions and head out to the first secret base but luckily the base i'm going to has a ton of beacons so i should be able to sneak in grab a beacon maybe grab some more items and escape without anybody knowing but when i arrived i realized every single member was at the base but we gotta focus on beacon okay let's just run let's run up here all right i see their beacons i see their beacons this was a bad idea okay let's see if i can get any more items i do have eight minutes so i think i can i need a cake diamond block and some beacons of course i need some other stuff but don't worry i'll figure out how to get the other stuff later okay me picks over there right now so maybe i should boo you didn't see that right you didn't see that i just took okay oh my god there's so many chests uh jump around it looks like just a bunch of mining stuff i'm not sure if there would be anything in here oh okay this looks promising this looks promising oh geez someone's down here all right oh okay okay looks like he's farming netherwarts right now do you think i can grab the cake i can't oh oh my god bro right there i'm i'm like in the corner okay do they see my particles they're like looking right at me right now what are they doing right now bro the book just opened wait oh they saw the book open okay let's head over here let's head over here i just need to okay look they know someone's here now they know someone's here okay i need a ah what do i do okay how do i go for this cake i need to go in and grab the cake grab the beacon and get out of here i only have five minutes left though why'd i bring only one invis pop bro oh god they're going after me wait oh what oh no oh no bro okay i just need to go there's no way i'm gonna be able to get the cake now remember i only have four minutes maybe they have more like cake in the chest i don't know i need to find a diamond block as well so okay let's see oh god someone's coming oh my god what run run turn around i need to run i need to get out of here okay i'm just i'm like right outside like the basement of their house right now bro i can see maypick at the potion farm what the okay that was close dude [Music] i need to run i need to run i need to run oh are they chasing me right now i can't tell i cannot tell okay let's let's jump up here let's jump up on top of this how much time do you have i have one minute left i took fall damage let's hope they didn't see that dude they're searching for me they're actually searching for me i think they know someone's here okay it looks like there's a pain missing right there so i think i can drop down okay 50 seconds i really need to go i wish like is the cake back though um check i don't see a cake in there oh no they know someone's in this dude okay i only have 30 seconds i need to get i need to go i need to go now okay i'm dropping down i'm dropping down right now ah okay pick up these pick up this pick up pick up get it get it get it they're gonna know run run okay let's go uh place play stone play zone play stone okay i got the beacon i got the diamond block i got the diamond block oh god bro oh wait oh no no no no no my invis i don't have individs now i don't have invis okay how am i supposed to get back to the portal issue is if they if they see me at the oh oh no oh no do i just make a run okay if they see me they will know that i'm building the illegal farm i need to go i think i am i think i am i'm running i'm running i'm running i'm running he's looking down right now i'm running right now bro oh no he's hitting me he sees me get get there go go go no no no no no is it no oh my god run i got i got this up though i got the beacon i got the diamond oh my god but i have an idea of how i can get the other items guys i have an idea and that idea includes a strategy that i did a few weeks ago with the owner parrot but i think it would be funny if i trapped the strongest player on the server and forced him to gather my resources so i wouldn't have to worry about getting caught hey clown peers all right i've been i've been bored today bro i've just been like running around like my bamboo like backyard bro you know you know i just want to play a game so you want to play with me i never uh back down from a little contest exactly thing is i am like a master at throwing pearls that's the issue like i'm an absolute like i'm amazing at throwing pearls ready oh now that's what i call a banger pearl oh there we go well good job contest over thanks all right bye bye all right that was a success let's go let's go check on his pearl oh no i forgot about the water thing and all of the bamboo bro did this mess it up oh my god bro but wait if i messed it up my pearl would have landed wait then i load all the chunks now basically i was trying to get his pearl into my stasis pool to teleport him but apparently the server randomly clears entities outside of render distance so i guess it deleted the pearl but i don't think clown realizes that and he hasn't come to load the chunks so i don't think he is suspicious of me even with all this commotion about me building this farm so what do i do i'm gonna go in a single player world and pretend that i moved his pearl into a stasis trap above the void so yeah blackmail but it's not like it's a new thing on the channel hey clown pierce do you remember our um pearl throwing contest uh you know barely it was so short that is true it was really short but uh don't don't you find it weird that there was no clear winner and your pearl never landed now that you mentioned it yeah it didn't land the reason for that is i have a little i did a little something with your pearl bud i think this screenshot will uh explain everything so here check your dms bud all right stop spamming i know okay what do you you like it you like it bro do you like what you see underneath your pearl bro depends hold on depends on what that is any second i can i can i can just i just uh do a little little little switchy switchy little doo doo thing on it and you're going to fall into the void bud you're going to die you're going to get your first death bro no thing is clean thing is cloud i can do this anytime i can do this anytime bro because now i got this i got your pearl right above the void i can drop you into it at any time bro this it doesn't have to end like that though it doesn't have to end like that so i have a little list of materials i need all right hey if you're able to give me these uh materials before the end of the day maybe i'll let you live you know maybe i'll let you live just come back [Music] all right thank you clown thank you clown i'm glad we can what how do i know that's real i mean we can test it you know we can test it if you're really if you're really eager if you're really eager to get your first step i mean i can arrange that button all right i will i'll send you the list so now hopefully clown begins grinding resources for the farm before the end of the day and i hope he does because it will be very awkward when he finds out it's all fake so let's hope for the best but don't worry i made sure he wouldn't do the full list so i took the honor of gathering lava buckets i know i'm very generous and i'm spoke but choosing to gather lava buckets myself was a mistake because the quickest way to grind lava is in the nether and that is currently the most patrolled area on the smp needed so it looks like nobody's at the shore right now so wait i'm all the way up here though i need to somehow get down um check out my i have an invis pod out this time i i only brought one again but i don't think this should be pretty fast all right this should be pretty fast let's make a run for it run across this bridge okay i don't think anyone saw me i don't think i don't i don't want to get like snuck up on because like i think it's cl i think it's clear right now hope that they're not oh thank god i saw that bro thank god i saw that okay looks like zam is at the nether right now this might be his shift i don't know because they didn't see him at his base do i use my invis now yeah yeah i need i need to drink this into this bro okay i don't have my boots on so i need to like be careful as i go down i don't want to take a massive amount of fall damage but okay see sam i'm gonna go over to this like big soul sand area all right okay okay he's on that hill i'm on the other side right now do you think he's like heading to a base or something okay i really shouldn't get curious okay he's coming over here oh no oh i'm on fire i'm on fire i need to run i need to run no no no no no okay okay i can't i can't do that bro i cannot do that okay i'm hiding oh my god thank god he did not see that bro hi he's coming down do you think there's like other players like watching me right now okay i don't think so i'm like across this pool from him okay let's just go to the left of them um all right i'm at the shore doesn't see me looks like he's distracted okay let's grab this up i got it i got it i got it uh get this out of my hand i'm right above him right now all right it's running across the shore i got the lava though i got the lava i think i can head out oh oh i just ran right past him i think he's just grabbing magma right now honestly i just i'm just i just want to see what he's doing no i'm on fire no does he see me he's disney excuse me uh get my armor get my armor on i need to get out i need to get out i need to go no i'm out i'm out i'm out oh god bro i don't think he knows it's me uh shoot shoot that was so dumb no he's chasing me right now bro he's chasing me uh pearl up there ah okay let's just run i think i'm in the clear i think i'm in the clear let me take off my armor again all right let's go across the dirt bridge head up to my portal i am in the clear okay i am i'm going through oh my god success we managed to get the lava buckets and all we have to do now is wait for clown and eventually he came with the items you've finally completed the list you got everything right i got everything it didn't take that long no i i did put a diamond block on the list bud but a little i did or not yeah i did i i put a little diamond block on the list um put a little diamond block on it you know let's go let's go i knew you had it i was finally able to start building the most overpowered farm in minecraft but now is probably a good time to explain why exactly it's so overpowered and why it's illegal like i said this thing can produce a ton of emeralds but it also produces 350 totems per hour because this is a raid farm but to be honest i can't really tell you how exactly it works i don't even know what the diamond block is used for so i guess we'll both find out when i'm done building but if you want a better explanation of how to build this go check out reyworks's video on this farm but here's my best shot this part does a little piston timer thingy or whatever and this part is a bubble elevator which passes by the funky section that i still have no idea what it does and then we have another bubble elevator and now we have the home base which is where i'll be killing the mobs but i just realized i forgot the cake but don't worry i'll show you what it does after i go here do this get that go back and so basically the cake does uh smoke what is this what beacons and all this like weird redstone um wait hold on a second oh oh hey um you've come to my sky base yeah what type of sky base is this it's okay so it's like um this is like my afk thing so like you know when i got to afk my sky base is just like going here water thing up you know it's pretty sick it's pretty sick so what's with all the what's what's with all the redstone the redstone no that's just for extra coolness you know it's it's to make me look cool oh it doesn't actually i don't i don't even know how that how that works i'm just gonna you know oh yeah yeah you can okay i almost died yeah yeah see let's just make my base up here um i have like a cool design right here you see it's just a bunch yeah i went with more of a redstone base you know i like i said i don't i don't know what this does but it looks really cool right so you built this without knowing what it does no no i just started i just started placing random stuff you know why does that say dab it's my sky base i'm setting up right now you know all right bye bye bye bye here you can jump off now bye bye bye okay i might have been followed back to my farm and honestly this freaked me out because i already had 50 percent of the farm completed but if pofo tells parrot that i actually built the farm and where i built it i'm either dead or banned and i don't really see another outcome but it was far too late to restart so i decided i had to finish building this thing before parrot got on so now let's build the part where the mobs will drop and then let's build the part where the mobs will spawn and now i think the farm is finally complete now after so much time of strategizing and gathering the materials to build this farm it is now complete but eventually parrot joined the game now if you want to see more devious content like this check out my most recent videos at the end of this one but parrot joined the call what are you doing here we were just sitting in call so what what are you what are you up to um bear what are you up to what am i up to not much buddy mike what are you up to i'm at my bamboo iron farm yeah i'm like on my uh server your server my private server just kind of like private server yeah i'm trying to like mess with people who break the rules yeah yeah just like mine up all their stuff don't worry it's not lifesteal wait no no no no no no no what are you doing bro oh my god bro
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Channel: Spoke
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Keywords: Minecraft, Minecraft SMP, SMP, Minecraft Server, LifeSteal SMP, School Minecraft Server, School SMP, Parrot, ParrotX2, Dream SMP, TommyInnit, LifeSteal, Lifesteal smp IP, this minecraft smp wants me dead, i joined the deadliest minecraft smp to exist, parrot lifesteal smp, Spoke, minecraft survival, minecraft hardcore, minecraft challenge, minecraft server, how i ended an entire minecraft smp, Technoblade, HermitCraft, LastLife, MumboJumbo, Grian, SpokeIsHere, Dream, LifeSteal SMP Application
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Length: 15min 39sec (939 seconds)
Published: Fri Oct 22 2021
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