I made an illegal vault in Minecraft… [Lifesteal]

this minecraft vault is illegal so let me tell you why basically i have been breaking tons of rules on this minecraft smp but i need a safe and secure place to store my illegal items from these contraptions so that's why i'm constructing the most illegal vault on the entire minecraft server but we need to make sure that this thing won't be found now a normal person would travel thousands of blocks just to hide it but we're going to hide it at spawn and i know how stupid that sounds but trust me spawn is the last place people will look and from what i've done to it nobody is coming by anytime soon so if you want to see me break every single rule on this minecraft smp make sure to subscribe and turn on post notifications but there are a few things we have to keep in mind first of all we need to make sure that the vault is x-ray proof so that if anybody does the composter glitch they won't be able to see it and the best way to do that is by covering it up with lava so now nobody should be able to see it but we need to decorate this place before we start importing our contraband so let's grab some stuff from this person's secret base and look at that much better now we can start securing our illegal items but so far i only have the loot from the raid farm even though it was so overpowered most of the loot was destroyed by the owner parrot and this is all that's left i know it's way safer in my ender chest but it looks way cooler in an illegal vault but that's not all the items are going to store i have a few more i want to gather next on my list of illegal items is not necessarily illegal but will most likely be the only item of its kind which i'm referring to clown pierce's heart now on this smp you are able to steal players hearts by killing them and clown pierce is the only player on the server who hasn't died but i plan on being the first to kill him except this won't be easy but double except he is being executed in less than an hour at my void trap now if you want to know why you can watch their videos after this one what i'm focused on is being able to kill them instead of the void the water down there gg clutch is dead i i clutched he fell down there guys can we put this up where's the lever i'm sorry about that oh my gosh okay i'm sorry i'm sorry it's getting better we have spy glasses oh i have one in my each s parrot and cloud piercing isn't here yet [Music] just stay locked just like don't come back this was the only way to get clown pierce to believe me but now i couldn't tell whenever they pulled the lever so i had to guess let's do it let's do it the heck wait what oh my what oh my god bro oh [Music] look at that look at [Music] i hope you guys enjoyed this i hope you guys enjoyed this very much i had to break the rules i'm so sorry you don't sound remorseful at all no not at all but well technically i managed to kill them both but because clown pierce died to fall damage instead of me i only managed to steal parrot's heart but you know what i'll call that a w in my book so let's put it in the illegal vault except now i'm being hunted by basically everyone on the server because if you couldn't already tell i wasn't supposed to do that but next on my list of illegal items is the elytra now you're actually able to steal these items from end ships but because you're able to use elytras to craft hearts on this smp there is basically no eulighters left in the entire world but luckily i was able to get my hands on this baby oh my god oh my god bro bro why is this kid here why is this kid no i died my fault dammit um i'm so dumb well that wasn't exactly a surprise while i was recording a scene for this video i guess it was spotted by the owner parrot so now we have to get the elytra back because there is no way i'm going to travel 50 000 blocks but where did he i'm actually hiding this time is the thing now i don't really want to engage him in pvp instead i think i'm going to stay close by and follow him because if we were able to safely get this elytra back that would be great all right okay once he gets in the ocean though that's going to be so hard to keep up [Music] stay on the tree oh oh wait wait wait he's breaking blocks right now um oh what oh wait yes so what does he have in there what's doing that to him that's definitely that's definitely a secret base i definitely just found okay hide behind the tree oh my god oh my god okay let's oh my god i okay okay i'm gonna go in his base maybe still up there though i need to wait till he leaves oh here's a pet in here no wait he just saw that he didn't see that [Music] uh he's crafting something huh he moving into this new secret base bro this stuff looks new i'm right behind this tree right here oh he's not okay okay all right go back in place the jerk back exactly how it was okay um yeah elytra is not here but he does have a horse i think you know what that means guys i'm gonna he's in vc right now let's join up with him [Music] hello hello hello what's up hello what are you doing right now bro eating halloween candy the thing is i just went to vortex's house and took like all of his candy as one should as one should as one should bro he only had one trick-or-treater the whole night and it was me so i took everything bro you know what i got this halloween what i got a new secret base nice bro i got a nice secret base bruh i got a nice little skeleton horse in here got some mine carts and chest in here bro on a nice birch uh first little island [Music] does that sound a little familiar no no you absolutely sure you are you absolutely listen buddy i'm just trying to eat some m m's right now well okay bud a few a few moments ago this man even just killed me bro no no no hold on hold on okay i know hold on wait wait where are you right now um where are you no no no no no tell me tell me again tell me again okay not anymore but i was say it again say it again where are you right now where are you right now i was at your base i was at your base all right all right i'm gonna kill this one i'm gonna kill this guy i'm gonna kill this one all right gonna kill yourself what are you doing bro [Music] what are you doing oh my god it's about to pop you you just took my heart in my elijah bro yeah so okay i i kind of wan i kind of need that eli torino not for legal reasons i'm i'm done with my legal ways you know a bro bro you just broke so many rules right there bro what the frick i'm not gonna do anything illegal with the eli all right i don't even care about the heart honestly i i just want my electro back you know why or i'm gonna kill the horse stop stop stop stop stop oh my god i'm gonna kill him i'm next mess this up bro i have no personal attachment to this thing i i i'm honestly willing just to kill her right now but you can give me the electra all right i don't have the elytra on me where where is he get it to you if you let this horse out no that seems like a stupid idea all right fine whatever all right thank you for your time all right you can get out of here you're gonna have some fun all right i'll see you i'll see you later p-dog i'll see you later hold on no i i really think you're going to see me um not later you're going to see me in like uh uh bye-bye just bye assault jimmy like that i'm coming after you this is a dog name yeah thanks for leaving these water trails for me shut the [ __ ] up where did you just go i wish i all right huh i need to run i need to run to the secret base i must go [Music] go that secret base i must go [Music] let's get so dumb elijah secured you like you're secure ggs ggs have a nice day b-dog no you're gonna dupe them no no that's actually a rule i have yet to break but let's kidnap his horse and bring it to the illegal vault god dang bro this horse is stupid in no way whatsoever and i'm talking to a random horse right now by the way so when did you meet jimmy jimmy a long time friend a good it means a really long time for me really long time friend i feel that i feel that oh my god i don't want to deal with you right now i already broke that rule oh my god i am having major difficulties where did you or what um how's your secret base looking i didn't touch it in any shape form or any way either you're you stole jimmy or i have short-term memory loss and i put them i think it's a second i think it's the second on it i think it's the second no it is absolutely the second option look man if i knew where jimmy was i would have told you by now not whatsoever but pretend i would have all right well listen man jimmy is in good hands right now no i think you just got scammed i didn't know that's not the real jimmy what the freak out bro this is the real real jimmy you wouldn't have given me electric for no reason bro no i switched out the jimmy when you left oh really really and you went the op complete opposite way bro no yeah well where are you at well where are you at how about if you don't give me back jimmy i'll just start singing copyrighted songs okay let's not do that one okay we successfully stole the elytra back and now we have parrot's pet inside of my illegal vault all right well jimmy is officially in a safe and secure place sometimes all right i'm honestly gonna need that heart so i'm just gonna pick that back up but all right yeah now we have successfully stolen jimmy i really hope nobody can see my name tag from all the way down here that's implying somebody is actually at spawn which i highly doubt next on my list of illegal items is an n crystal now it makes sense why these things are illegal but my vault won't be illegal enough without it so let's shoot this grab this mine this smell this kill this and craft this now let's place it in an item frame come on do you really think i can go for more than an hour without punching it so next on my list of illegal items is a respawn anchor typically used to set your spawn point in the nether but it can also be used to blow stuff up so that's also why it's illegal on this server now if we want to craft this thing we still need six drawing obsidian which is best collected through piglens but parrot found me what do i do what do i do he's here um let me all right i need to go up let me go up i'm not sure if he saw me he's right above me bro okay uh let me join his vc hello hey parrot literally invised on you for the past like 10 minutes wait you've been following me this entire time yeah bro you won't get back jimmy [Music] um how much have you seen what do you mean how much have i seen what are you plotting bro no no no no no no okay hold on a sec hold on a second let's talk about this okay okay then stop and pause and pause pause okay hold on a second okay i'm done i'm out of here bro oh my god i'm an idiot oh you suck so bad [Music] oh [Music] oh my god okay genuinely you have to be hiding something i'm just gonna compost her i'm i don't know oh actually yeah yeah go ahead and compost her go ahead i will all right stupid [Music] oh my god bro oh my god bro come and get me doodle head oh oh oh oh you're done you're actually done oh gdg oh shoot no no no no i have a lot more pearls bud where are you going [Music] oh my god listen man i'll give you back jimmy in ten seconds ten nine eight seven six all right um i'll see you later i'll count the i'll count to ten later all right bro well that was close i managed to get back to the piglens and to my surprise they were still alive i finally got all of the crying obsidian and crafted the respawn anchor there we go alright next on my list of illegal items is a pumpkin now this isn't any ordinary pumpkin i'm talking about a cursive binding pumpkin and i actually always carry one on me so i can do stuff like this [Music] the only way to take the pumpkin off is by dying but because i don't want to store this one let's grab another one now the only place i know there's a curse of binding book is at peace inc seeker base so let's go alright um there's only two people online um clutch and terrain clutch i don't believe clutch knows where the space is and i highly doubt train is at this base as they've been doing a bunch of stuff at spawn recently i don't know what they're up to but they're definitely doing something i have my emeralds and book on me i should be able to just uh run over here all right here we go curse of binding nice nice easy as that now oh okay luckily i saw his name tag i'm not sure if he saw mine though you know i don't really want him to know that i'm at uh his space right now because i mean um you probably alert parrot impaired probably join and after i stole his uh pet parrot hasn't been too happy and i and after i killed him i mean my only escape is through that nether portal but he's like standing right there [Music] uh does he has a chest over here you run uh he does have books in here i'll just take and i'll take all of them i can easily go for another book as you think i can easily go for another one and i mean it's always nice to have more pumpkins so no no no nevermind i'm digging oh he's right there [Music] just running all around it okay once he where's the where's the i should have brought in this product bro i didn't expect him to actually be at his base oh i'm covered by the villagers does he see me i cannot tell i don't think you saw me bro you guys saved me bro you guys actually saved me no script oh no i didn't right oh he wasn't he was facing another one he was facing the other one you know what i i'm just gonna i'm just gonna run i have my books i have my books i'm out i'm just getting out of here oh my god friends i'm joined okay i'm just trying to i'm just trying anything i miss out i'm sal i got i got this stuff i'm out bro okay that was close that was uh very very close so we survived and managed to get the book and there we go another addition to the illegal vault but i believe it's time for my final illegal item now there are two items i need for future illegal projects a turtle shellment and as many wither skulls as possible but when i found out mapic was selling a maxed out turtle shellment i had to get it but you know what after a long day of stealing items and escaping death i think it's time for us to do this illegally all right maybe all right drop me the totem turtle home not wait totem yes yeah all right can i have my pick oh yep there you go i got you i can handle anything do you need anything else do you have access okay you gave me three wither skulls the last time we talked but do you have any more surprisingly yes i have 15. show me to your supply i got blast protection two i'm breaking two iron boots that's really cool bro yeah that's great come on do you know what airpod pros are yes yes i know what airplane throws are i have them on me right now all right let me go through idiot [Music] okay why do i like expect this to happen doofus [Music] out of here oh yeah i think i deserve a refund no

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Length: 19min 27sec (1167 seconds)

Published: Sat Nov 06 2021