Ali Siddiq Details How Police Busted Him & Ending Up In Prison: Had A Feeling It Was The Feds

this is matter you taking off your hat and fifty people in this room insolent it was just like that Nick : it was like they was jumping out of everything I cause I've been is like they come on the ground he was coming out of hotel rooms it was crazy when I was in the streets moving dope I had this sense of its honor amongst thieves and it wasn't you know they just they did business honorable but everybody else wasn't like that they like yo I'm just getting hot I get it you know you people try to rob you in a fair exchange like we both doing we both doing something that's illegal now you want to bring an element in that you gonna try to rob me and I wasn't I wasn't the type person that you could just rob or you could threaten like if you threaten me you gotta prove it but you gotta prove it we don't think that you that people they know they knew eventually but back then they didn't know understand the extent of how I actually was you know took my uncle's were some gangsters - so it's like it's a lot of broad daylight let me make an example of why you shouldn't do it you know my uncle Mac was ruthless my uncle outfit was ruthless yeah you know so there's like you um I'm all four of us was in prison at the same time and my grandmother was like a enabler and I used to see it my uncle been to jail like prison prison like nine times and she would always do nothing I'm like the old man he did something man and I wouldn't let her come visit me I will let my mom my mom came to visit time in the six years that I was there because I didn't want I didn't really want that stigma you seen your son behind bars and my pop was so gangster when we was all in prison he would send money from his account to all my accounts I like just still keeping that hey I'm that I'm the I'm the head so it was you still getting these things of being these examples from him you know so I played chess I think things out I dress a certain way I never want to work for anybody and and I'm still the head of my my crew my family you know I'm still like the head figure I don't know the end I try to be empathetic and sympathetic and compassionate and in tender you know for my kid for my kids and you know you want to be tender towards your lady you want to be compassionate towards society for my mom but then you got this just really ruthless me streaking you when people decide oh I'm gonna take his kindness for weakness yeah they say that I like the silent ones you know the people that don't end up with the theatrics are the ones that you be leery of the loud ones that you did I don't think I was I was I was a like a really scared kid at one point and it wasn't from I'm scared to do something I'm scared of how far I was gonna go yeah and my mother was like yo man if like she would tear my mother out I got into it your son and she's like what y'all arguing he's like yeah I even get into him he was he was having fun the problem is when he go silent this is when you got a problem yo when he stopped talking that's when the problem that's when the problem call and being before before prison I was a jovial cat you know I just I think I hooked up with some wrong people man just trying not to be around um around my mom ain't no in our situation you know you your man and she did then she broke up with that dude and they did a great dude man um man Ron you know he was a good either good hat you know silent cat as far as on the prison sentence so what went well what went down and when you surprised it did you I was I was um not surprised I was more surprised than somebody who I've been down with for so long didn't listen to me I was running with this dude named Charles and I am me and Charles met in a very odd way cuz um I was living in this area called bright force and it was these apartments that nobody was sailing in and I didn't know why but people kept on my all the fades over there that defense watch those apartments and I'll never forget this dude that is gay dude on the collar Tinkerbell yeah when he's like these wet drippy curls like what it wasn't curled it was just wet and this is the first person I ever saw really you know them then track shows they Carl Lewis used to wear come real high yeah they come around with the slit on the side he added them on and some leg room or some purple label I forgive it he's like yo man I'm tired of walking over here goodbye my dope somebody gotta come over there and I heard him talking to this guy named right now and I ran around the parking lot and I'm 14 at the time and I'm like yo y'all that he's like we over that we over there's a bunch of it's a bunch of people over there they just don't want to come over here so I started going over there and I'm moving I'm moving fast but I started with a 50 pack in the house and I'm up to two ounces and right now with tail chuckles he worked for Charles is his brother-in-law he told my hate like y'all ministers young cat that's buying a lot from us so everybody was hanging out at the park and so I came to the park to buy something from my nail and right now Charles was there he was like y'all just this young boy right here and Charles um told me I was gonna work for him and I'm trying to ignore him because I've heard about him you're a big dude like 6 4 yeah when the chance came out to hear Tookie Williams just like okay big dude and I don't want to talk to him he's Big John and all these other cats out there and I'm like yo Ronnie I just came to get what I need to get and he's talking to me and I'm really ignoring him like you know getting like young boy you're when I said I said honey I'm just here to get what I can to get it right now like yo man he talking to you I said man what was happening he said man I hear you moving a lot of stuff us man I'm saying I'm really not moving for y'all I'm buying it and doing my saying I want you to work for me I was like and I'm cool on that this is my dad's mentality my working for nobody and he pulls out uh I didn't know what it was the time I found out later there was a desert eagle I just knew was a big gun okay and he put it in my face say no you don't work for me and I never thought that I was this type of person man had a gun in my face and two weeks prior I was something to do in this house because every dope fiend got a white girl on the line for some reason things like I got this right there you know you come so I'm at the house and he he's smoking I'm just something same as he's smoking and he blew crack smoking my face and I got mad and I'm like me trying to get me addicted we started fighting in the house and his gun fell out he had a 25 automatic and I picked this gun up and I ain't know how to hold no gun I didn't have my finger on the trigger I had my finger on the outside what is it with the rim of the trigger I'm like dude and I'm like I took his gun I'm out so when this happened I still had that 25 and Charles hood is going on me in my face and then I pulled my 25 out I'm right now I'm right and look view and for some reason it's excited him he's like yo man this fool [ __ ] got heart man and snatched my gun out my hand and I was understanding with my hands till of light he gave back to me like and then you got heart man if you got any problems running man called me so by the time I was 15 me and Charles working together because running they got into it some dudes and I fired a couple of shots on them cuz you know I'm cool right now he's like yo man this little dude here is sick with it I'm like no I'm just trying to make sure my supply stay good and I'm out the way and I'm not working for them I'm not on nobody time brother so I started working with Charles as a partnership like I'm his little basically run up he distributor yeah so I'm handling everything else and we splitting profit it's not like I'm working for him now and so since I was good team so now 40th of my birthday we gonna drop some drop some weight to somebody and I've been through me and him been through this a lot man I'm like and I don't know why he wasn't listening to me it was confusing that his do name mode that he wasn't his with my boys Moe was his boy that he that he recruited and Moses like he kind of money on me and I was kind of cool like I got bread I'm driving the BMW I got another car I got a I got a house I got a kind over here um I'm cool man I'm not trying to be a drug kingpin I'm trying to go to school and have my bread and be comfortable we go to this spot man the La Quinta Inn and we walk in the room and we got certain codes that we used to do to let me tip each other out a man is saying a good move summing them counting his money he dropping five kilos of these dude from out of town expose different walnuts and I'm counting money and I see these numbers on the money numbers on it red and blue nice eating them and then I know thing but I had been something don't long enough to know that nobody if you dropping you dropping money and you dropping all this dope nobody comes to a dope deal with hundreds and fifties and just never don't money don't come like that and then it never comes like that so I'm like yo man you got all hundreds and fifties and this is me am i any old 20s so I'm saying I asked him and I said yeah what's these numbers on on the money he said all that that's the UM the numbers from the bank the Franklin Bank in New Orleans but Franklin Street is the street 1301 Franklin is the jail in Houston and it's notorious jail is this it's a block called 10 B 3 10 B 3 was what's on the tour that was known in the street like if he was like yo he came out 10 B 3 it's the the whole floor the whole 10th floor is called a gladiator floor so I'll tap on the table three times which is outside minutes the police so I put the money down and take no money out and I walk outside I'm like yo mo tell Charles to don't come to this parking lot with that dope so just just affairs man it's the police I'm backing the Astra man up so we can just pull out the next thing I know I see Charles pulling into the parking lot and he too far away for me to get to him and but the whole time the right there I kept telling my I said I don't feel good about this I'll make you just nervous and I'm leery I'm always been leery of everything so we get there and it's noon it's noon and I'm I'm not the I'm not saying I'm the smartest person but I do recognize surroundings it's know what happens it noon in any hotel people checking out yeah I say mo why nobody checking out this hotel I don't even see no cleaning lady coming back and forth a minute every minute here no mold tails Charles once I find out once we get busted me y'all got had to get a reign together and we enjoy first time in the hose and I find out what Moe told Charles Moe told Charles that I ain't me I think I think he bought nervous man and I don't know why Charles listening to him you've been you've been on me since I wouldn't let me have you ever known me to be nervous cautious never nervous and he said man that's why I came at the parking lot because mo made it seem like it wasn't nothing man on that very unnatural move from the undercover dude when the and it wasn't even the same dudes that was in the room it was they it was a point person who they was using he dude that would a got busted two years prior and he was setting up people I said get his sentence reduced Charles opens the trunk and all I see from a distance see some of the trunk him up the dude had on a hat and he took his head off like like look at all this dope don't do moving don't do that and man I tell you it's like like this room it's it's us in this room right now just imagine you taking off your hat and fifty people in this room incident it was just like that neck problem it was like that he was jumping out of everything out of cause it means like it was coming from underground he was coming out of hotel rooms it was crazy man so they must have been kind of keeping an eye on y'all for some time they was trying to bust this other dude that the China was up doing a on Kevin they trying to bust Kevin and they had Kevin's club on the surveillance car that the phone tap cuz I was at his club like two nights before and they had my conversation with my girlfriend only in the evidence you know what I was saying you know we over here to spy it was they had the whole thing over um paying Ross and they had the whole conversation with me and Pam on the phone and he was trying to get him they just got us like the man told me y'all y'all just icing on the cake we know we know anything about child to and your child just got sloppy he just got a little sloppy and that's how we end up getting busted and so you end up that was the one prison sentence that you did 1% is 15 15 years in prison fit you know I was in prison for save about 15 years in okay and being with being on parole in the streets is like being in prison too

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Length: 17min 3sec (1023 seconds)

Published: Wed Mar 11 2020