I JOINED THE MAFIA...

today we become a mafia leader we're becoming the don the mafia boss no we are not being nicholas van niseroy we are being called the don i feel like we have to be in italy now i don't want to pick out a singular point of italy so we'll just choose rome special talent crime there we go all right we've created the don attributes discipline 100 fertility 62 happiness yeah we'll be we'll be happy health 100 karma a police officer oh no okay my dad's a writer damn that's 46. your mother has married your new stepfather pascal napolitano a 32 year old texas okay they went to the great wall of china cool good for her i mean i wouldn't i love i was going to put on an accent i was going to be like i love my mother what is that i love my mother i don't know what i'm doing i'm literally just i'm basing it off the simpsons a little boy named diego wants to be your friend i'll be friends with him but just know that if i have to you get you're dying a pet mutt named all right favorite activity you're learning how to do some really fun things now and you're designing which activity cutting with safety scissors diego invited you to his birthday parts smashing extra sugary oh i'm in i'm in i didn't enjoy it but that's fine here we go primary school this is where we need to we need to start being the don enzo you look easy to bully insult him yes all right we're gonna we're gonna mess with enzo enzo mess with him yes the game will wet willy yeah what enzo priscilla wants to be our friend nah rejecter i'm married to the gun keep asian up you know diego has wait what hang on hang on hang on made us his enemy insult him would you want diego yeah you're a pansy he ripped my oh god this is a bad look this is a bad look well i can do a crime already all right we're gonna we're gonna pickpocket a stranger not a magician we're gonna go for a farmer 77 euro oh we are we're made for this i looked at some butts what your friends are going to toilet paper the house is the teacher at your school i i'm in you know i i'm the don enzo oh he's got glasses now messed with him i want to beat up diego ow how's he beating me up all the time martial arts yes yes yes taekwondo as well we'll do that refused jujitsu is all i need okay so basically i need to master jiu jitsu okay so i think you can only get a red belt right so all right i've got a red belt time to go for a school dance valeria bucker damn i'll ask her yeah hell yeah all right diego here and clyde insult him what one hour ow what how the hell did that just happen we're back to being 10 uh hemorrhoids we didn't make friends this time so we can't have an enemy pickpocket a stranger again as a tourist jeez okay angelo just intentionally farted very loudly that's pretty funny you know laugh at him just need to mom and dad both have hemis join a click troublemakers insult their leader ow oh no well they okay well at least they didn't fire a rocket launcher at me time to go to your first school dance uh yeah laska yeah okay good all right we need to make sure that we we're in middle school okay we need to make sure that we go to the gym i can't be being beaten up by people secondary school cool i'm pretty athletic investing club wait none of these but no i don't want this i am all about crime commit a crime oh i'm not going to murder we don't murder right now burglar home a referee oh [ __ ] okay where am i oh god oh god oh god oh god i got it oh leave we burgled oh we just got two grand yo first kiss kisser with tongue hell yeah she told you you smell like a hot dog why did i really like that i don't know what's wrong i can't have any of this stuff i need to also make sure that i keep committing crimes but not mad crimes you meet a girl named beatrice nah she ain't my type robber bank burgling a home a dj [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] i fled before the cops arrived that's fine as long as they know take the test what does this sign mean uh divided highway you know how do you know i'll accept it gratefully geez i've got a car you know two grand as well getting dressed you know some red butts spots go to the doctor it's always easier just go to the doctor i think i need to just i need to just keep doing the crime i'll pickpocket a lump jack jeez okay you know what i'm also gonna try and burgle another home i'm enjoying this burglaring magician a little old lady easy surely i'm not getting caught yeah yeah [ __ ] yes see you later granny 6k you know look how rich i am man graduated take some time off keep making sure i do a couple of crimes every now and then i might have to get a little job though pickpocket a old man surely i'm getting away with that right we might have to get a little part-time special career mafia join join the sicilian mafia hit your method go further around hang hang out there club wait tables wash cars i'll show further around town i'm in oh my god i'm in wow calling card a chicken heart right so i've joined them now i'm in i'm in the mafia i think if i just pickpocket blind man surely i can't get caught you end 18 from the pitbull team versace versace family rules require you to contribute those earnings to the family contribute the full amount family paid you back two okay family god mother child what niece is calling her home what short of killing the instructor coerce him into giving the kid extra credit what will you do confront the teacher this is where if we can burgle businessman he'll have loads of [ __ ] i'm actually smashing it [ __ ] why did it lag we made it out jeez you stole his laptop four grand in cash so we just made like 8k contribute the full amount they paid wait finally paid you back this year's oh okay i just got you know i've got to do a little bit your boss dino has ordered you to rough up a carpenter named altierro do it no questions always drag him behind a car shake him down that's what we do in here that's what the don does putting some extra effort i don't know what that really does family any of them like me a little bit bria the ear compliment right that's fun reports of the family always reminding you that a chain is only as strong as its weakest link okay yes sir i've just got to keep doing crimes in it burgling home seems like the way to go a doctor i should have gone up for an old man [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] yes yes we made out all right all right contribute the full amount look at that bro i have 139 grand give me a give me a flat give me a little flat give me a bungalow lover's lane we'll take that mortgage solid okay arranging your team building activities are taking the family wine tasting i'll go whatever they want from me i'll do okay let me do a different crime this year i need to rob a bank pick my bank a community bank thermal community bank my weapon oh [ __ ] i feel like this is dumb this is really dumb in it that was really dumb grand theft auto let's do that take your vehicle a nissan toyota let's go toya to steal it nice yes contribute it that's yours that's yours age up okay order you shake down a hooker with a heart of gold do it no questions always punch her genitals call the police arrested put him in handcuffs so tight how will you behave [ __ ] um run for it oh we made it execute a contract on the bank manager no questions how will i do it uh fish food whacker she died that's what you wanted you told me to steal a car uh a mini cooper for minnie minty no we got it contributed we are doing bits family soldier wants to go for a spa day i'm down i'm down how how do i how do i level up in this rolls royce phantom steal it oh my god oh my god i'll report to the family surely assure you that you'll be safe as long as you contribute let's go okay authorities have lost a sting operation against the starchy family using evidence provided by a rat has been a confidential informant for the last seven years you're being arrested how will you behave two counts of racketeering run for it [ __ ] [ __ ] all right they said we'd be good i'm gonna go with anselmi plea bargain if you play guilty you're receiving nine-year sentences that are 19. not guilty yeah now what huh yo look at me man i'm a crime bomb this land rover range rover the evoque easiest car to steal contribute go seriously report invite you to play a game of poker to make you a maid man and promote you to soldier but first you must prove yourself like pulling off a random contract agreed to do it done it am i doing it um impale them that's gross now that you've proven yourself completely the contract killing you must take an oath i i will take the oath i am now an official soldier in the versace family you're moving up i told you i got the four fingers that's me burglary let's go for a stoner surely they move slower [ __ ] off man how why did you get so hard godmother of the versace family passed away oh no it has been promoted to the godfather okay eduardo tortellini that's the man i will have to kill well uh club you see family godfather eduardo drunk and awkwardly gyrating up against the janitor take her home is it wait take her home surely surely i i get some good points for that you to whack a lounge singer who witnessed the murder uh do it no questions always always no questions the four horsemen i don't know what that is but we're doing it oh my god that's mad i just want an audi r8 that's got to be worth loads doorly decent come on come on you got uh you've got to give me more a street punk stole family godfather niece's pet cat and dressed up in a top hat your boss captured the joker he says it's up to you decide how he'd be punished dressed it up in a top hat dress him up oh my notoriety is getting higher keep doing the crime keep doing the crime um that one yep contribute it i will always do it i'm a burglar house too i don't want to rob a bank do i stun gun santa claus dodge durango rob it ass we just got 36 grand we just robbed a bank we've been promoted hell yeah we're a cappell gimme i don't know what that means you know what we'll rob a place as well that's the wrong one burglar home bus driver come on i got this what oh [ __ ] okay well we still got away it's fine family recently established a housekeeping service to use the mean of casing apartments family soldier gerani wants to come up with a clever name to throw off the feds dust bunnies i like that i like that one why are the why the crimes getting harder like if i okay a librarian i've got two dogs after me i'm just gonna leave [ __ ] why did the police come in oh [ __ ] [ __ ] run for it yes we made it away sorry i didn't do anything there not my mother giuseppe the boxer has taken to an offset concert let's go bro let's go all day every day i got one million and i'm driving around in this this piece of [ __ ] but not me a nice little amg gt we steal a ferrari nice contribute it to the family 200k sure that you will live a life of luxury thank you my family i'm not getting enough notoriety though this is the issue oh not my not my dad oh ordered you to pull off a hit on a do it no questions i'm not even reading it doing no questions the meat hook oh that's grim so watch them torture a member of the altera family i'm so happy with that honestly thank you so much the dart web you read about how to hack into an electronic bank again oh we could transfer money from the family's account to your own no never legal at home uh karen she deserves to get boggled what the [ __ ] might just take the watch ow are you serious look at this man run for it oh [ __ ] oh no they know running from the police facing 12 years in prison the prosecution has offered you an opportunity to walk free now man refuse to be alright i ain't no rap hell no and sell me got me i ain't guilty of nothing what that's what i thought bro thank you range rover easy all right luca wants to go learn how to make fettuccine alfredo i'm down for that bro whatever you want all right come on your father passed away i'm so sorry uh he wished to be cremated then he will get that sprinkle them somewhere special hey bro we have so much tells you is he expecting the delivery boat to bring a security board once you pick it up when he arrives and you ask the door you know the package has been opened oh what will you do use my own what do you mean use my own vitamin what how did that happen she needs to keep doing crimes surely soon bmw 3 series give me a promotion lucy asks if you like to go skinny dipping with her she's 50. you know what sleep with her use a condom i just lost my virginity for the first time i say for the first time as if you can lose your virginity for a second time that was dumb yes yes all right there we go we're now the underboss that means we're literally second in command i ain't happy with this how do i not have more i'm literally the underboss okay well this underboss needs to go a contract on his head philippo the artist yes no oh no ow no wait no i should have taken out the godfather ah i did more murders than lovers no i didn't ah i did it wrong i had no happiness no karma ah we tried if you want me to do this again or be a snitch let me know because i'm happy to do that ah [ __ ] it well i mean realistically i shouldn't have made it that far anyway i died when i was nine to a rocket launcher to the head thank you guys for watching leave a like if you enjoyed and i'll see you guys next time for another bit live hey hi five mil i had five mil when i was i had a little flat on lovers late i'm an idiot i did not play that well thank you for watching peace

Channel: MM7Games

Views: 435,600

Keywords: miniminter, mm7games, simon, random, sidemen

Id: dDYzKxIKvlY

Length: 14min 48sec (888 seconds)

Published: Fri May 20 2022