IF KSI WAS IN BITLIFE...

all right ladies and gentlemen welcome to another bit life today I become KSI now this is gonna be really difficult because you can select things like Charisma but I think you get them throughout your whole life he needs to not have it at school but then afterwards become really popular which I don't know if you can do in this country Nigeria um sure I need him to be in the UK this doesn't work there is not a single haircut that uh reflects JJ's current hairstyle I mean this is the closest thing we can get attributes discipline I mean he is pretty disciplined he's actually very disciplined fertility I don't want to answer that happiness oh yeah we'll go with like a 90. I think he's pretty happy looks oh God there's no winning on this we're just gonna go for 62. if I go higher it leads to a whole bunch of jokes that I'm not here for karma 50. I don't really know what that means smarts that's about right willpower 90. special talent does he have a special I guess I guess we go music right see if he if we go for Nigeria he's gonna be in Magic we might have to go British I think we're gonna have to just go London Royal status I mean he is he is a commoner start on G day's life January 20th not even close Mia and Jensen a little bit different um how will you behave I think he would try to stay calm childhood I have to be very reserved and listen to my parents would I become friends with Gary Wallace I mean yeah he's a bit crazy he was a little bit crazy though I'm not I'm not gonna hang out with him JJ when he was younger didn't really go out before my children's talent show definitely not there ain't no way okay we're going Primary School the thing is JJ and that's smart they can't be that popular either I don't really know what we can do here Lily Ed has been making up untrue rumors about us he would do nothing JJ will do nothing just at this age if this happens again later then it's something might happen I reckon that me giving JJ the musical Talent has triggered so many people keep it going right for a test you see Ed steal your teacher Mrs Sheeran's answer key and pass it around to everyone have a look ignore I think JJ was just like how can I get through school what can we do here what can we do practice is an instrument he did play saxophone okay okay so we can play saxophone we can't get too good at it okay we're only seven we're storming through your mother wants to buy you a pet Dash in a Mildred Jason not have a pet when he was younger we will not have pets JJ did Drama Oh Why do we stink at acting like that right we're ten baby girl named Ali A your new half sister can we can we change that we we edited half sister to be called deji but we can't change them from being a girl well that's good acting take a quick acting lesson you know we need to just just wanted to be good enough you know I think it's voice lessons I know that they are uh expensive I kind of have to just take them now I don't want to get amazing but I don't want it to be like terrible we're in secondary school okay here we go weight lifting Club no not interested extracurricular activity Anime Club no Arts bowling bowling no how's the Key Club that sounds like Harry's thing drama club let's go we're in the drama club we're making JJ be quite good at acting I feel like that's that's something that he does need to to be good at I can't get social media yet how old I'm only 11. that's fair edges sculpted a massive penis I mean I'd probably laugh it's a massive penis he's gonna JJ's gonna laugh at that you fellow members I have nominated you as vice president turn it down I can't Gary has unfriended you let him go man can I get social media I can let's go okay uh we would get Facebook yeah I mean we'll get all of them yeah I instantly got like 100 followers I've got 100 followers and everything did JJ start posting how old was he I think she actually started in like year 11 which is when you're like 15 16. so I feel like very soon uh their asses to become president turn it down voice lessons let's just have a let's just try and get this up a little bit for the future no I'm not being president or sizing yourself up in a minute you notice your shoulders are not symmetrical search the web if scoliosis what will you do hope it goes away cool all right this is where we start posting now we would post the video the gaming gaming here we go we've got zero views okay that's fine it's fine we'd probably uh we'd probably troll someone probably troll Dr Phil okay not like that didn't mean it like that post another gaming video okay we've got two new Subs okay come on okay let's post a couple more videos okay Call of Duty this game knows you know gaming one view okay it's because we play Madden I wish I could choose the game how old are we we are 15 so now we go to 16. our father is farting okay we're not being president just want to do gaming and with a few Vlogs probably do a couple more voice lessons just just to make it because realistically this is a game so I feel like if we're not if we don't have a good voice later in life trying to make JJ be famous in music on a game won't happen all right so 17. here we go drama shut up Zachary he's not crazy he could be friends with him well sizing yourselves up your hips are uneven now scoliosis hope it goes away driving test I think he could drive at this point what does that mean no pedestrians too easy three-year-old blue Toyota Cruiser I'd accept it thank you Mum 69 subscribers LOL post gaming post 14 views now we need to do a vlog we lost two subs are you dumb go for a walk I reckon JJ went on a a brisk walk for for 30 minutes at this point I mean I don't know what we do we keep it going I guess but now 18 is the issue we graduated um apply he did stuff like uh we go like computer science right we don't do that Zach wants to be best friends agree abdominal pain I'll know you have discovered blood in your feces go to the doctor insomnia scoliosis and E coli well let's fix that first okay Dr Ellis save me from everything it's not really something you can go to a doctor for is it oh here we go I don't have the money okay we carry on them YouTube is not it's not going great can we monetize this has been rejected why is that I really want to buy Subs but I'm not going to how are we going to get past this thing we're getting 20 views of video which is actually kind of solid okay so we kind of need to get a part-time job at this point right video game tester yeah play Let's go so we're taking time off we need to make YouTube work we might be a little bit behind like we are already 18. JJ was doing YouTube quite well at this point 19. you're hanging out with a group of friends and everyone is super everything is super chill and suddenly your friend Jaden becomes annoyed by the immaturity of the conversation demands everyone talk about the political and economic State uh this is where JJ's starting to get a little bit more confident so he'd probably say Bruh Bruh let me try like a challenge video see how that does challenge video 28 views that's interesting okay how Okay a challenge video didn't mean to do a DOT I did a dance video KSI just posted a dance video when we monetize this yet we please okay put on post a tweet uh uh meme one like we are not getting anywhere with this Vlog we keep losing we need to stop with the Vlogs JJ's just stop man Spencer wants to become our friends you know what sure I just want our YouTube channel to take off post the video gaming 32. how do I get more watch the Vlog do nothing still one view there is there is nothing we can do here you know what KSI at 20 years old would go on a night out he would go to the Seaman Lounge 100 21 is where we start we start going on Tinder okay one more year you're feeling bisexual Tendencies this is KSI so well well stays straight we'll say you straight butt who knows I mean we have to just keep going right we we like we have to try and follow this there's some gross blisters I reckon it doesn't bother him we age up why oh we're it Lads peel um acts confused nice okay we got it back surely that's you know that's just creating more hype gaming six new Subs hell yeah look at the the traction we've got now two new Subs hell yeah reply to a celeb Billy eilish compliment them this kind of thing JJ would be like you're so fit but I don't know how we do this I'm kind of like yes yes finally 86 000 views and we got 1200 new Subs oh please please please please please monetize you serious post a video challenge 308 views all right we're starting this is where this is where it all takes off now JJ would celebrate that you'd go to the semen Lounge again he loves that place a ride show offers you some morphine no reply to a celebrity we need someone to reply um Beyonce compliment them I shouldn't reply of course you didn't post a post post a challenge video three likes that's what we wanted Reyes leave us alone man trolling back it yes has asked you to come meet him in person as professional sporting event agree but stand him up 100 okay come on please please again oh I'm not getting it back this time ain't no chance that's confused are you serious how do I get my Twitter back is it just gone forever apologize it's been a year it's been a year Lads I need YouTube please this actually has to work it's a challenge 429 views we earn a pound this is all we need so I've really wanted to I could just sit here and do that over and over again and just earn a pound every single time this is where we start using uh Tinder desired net worth now we wouldn't look at that Lola Webb too crazy try again 100 pounds each time too crazy too crazy why are they all crazy man there we go Lola go on a date we're now dating Lola we are 25 years old though and we can't get a Twitter account back it's it's a joke this is a joke Daddy doesn't like me okay we're gonna go one more year we're now dating with 25. even though you're a virgin Lola wants to take your relationship to the next level let's go oh yeah oh for sake don't keep the baby no man she's pregnant no well this has already gone wrong you know what maybe we just don't know we need to go shopping we need to buy buy somewhere little studio apartment got mortgage we've got a job YouTube is still on the cards we are taking a little bit longer to do this than real life baby girl right what he would call uh Goku we now have a baby called Goku challenge 570 it's not enough we're only earning two pounds now we need we need way more can we request verification okay that's fine didn't want it anyway please can we have our Twitter back yes we're back where's the meme ignore him I need to just block Reyes in it I need to block him next time Reyes does anything I'm blocking him I don't really know where to go with this now all right now I need to start going to the gym you know some red spots go to the doctor ringworm treat me can we become a boxer no musician solo artist I don't think we're gonna get anywhere there no we have to just throw it all at YouTube now Louie wants to be our friend no reject him we don't need Louie how can we get like how do we go to the next level but I don't know where we go with this this is actually getting really difficult like we're 28. this is actually where JJ is in real life and he has defied All Odds in real life and got way farther than this this is like a what if YouTube never took off for him please gaming 800 views we're up to three pounds of video but how do we get one to just go viral again we've got 4 000 Subs we need like a challenge yes there it is 230 pounds ride this wave 550. it went right back down 1100 I think we have to just accept we're a gaming YouTuber what if KSI stuck as a 85. it's happening can we get verified we've got rejected that's fine I don't care I was trolling I didn't want to be verified okay 1500 we're only five quid is that it okay a good challenge again every video has got boggled right now bro you seeing this spend some time with Lola we've just friend zoned ourselves apparently you know what just for the meme yeah hmm it's Simone Mentor it's it's happened I don't know why I'm doing this to myself but it it's happened something happened to my girlfriend uh okay so YouTube is finally going well 1700. did I say we lost 87 or gained 87 why are we losing Subs we just lost why losing Subs we're losing Subs next year that's when Zachary has tickets to go little baby yeah hell yeah okay okay why have we why are we losing Subs ten thousand we fit ten thousand we are like 30 years old though okay I feel like we should buy a ring at some point diamond ring 12K buy it relationship Simone didn't think I'd do this but JJ is now proposing to me on the beach to accept it let's go again man Spencer's unfriended me oh he's gone okay you haven't been able to go number two go to the doctor man Dr Ellis my G loosen my bum hole we should get married let's have the wedding edit the plan let's go to Australia the other Hawaii place you know what do it screw it jeez demanding we sign a prenup I'll agree because I'm about to I'm about to be super famous hello oh no I'm being JJ [Laughter] for the beams someone's jealous can I just get another viral video please I'm earning 10 pounds of video I've given up on Twitter oh I almost clicked delete I've given up on Twitter my mother has an itchy bottom that's fine 34 we have not spent any time with our child but Goku is a uh is a Super Saiyan we don't need to spend time with Goku we'll give him good advice our pal okay you're happy we'll compliment did not appreciate that okay so I just told me I'm strong deji we are not friends still okay we should sell this one sell Oscar list it nobody wants to buy dank Lane bro how can you not want to buy dank Lane we're 35 we will not give up on this YouTube Dream we could go for another another little another raise another two pounds an hour I know JJ likes his uh Eliza's relaxing holidays where would he go uh he loves Vegas though Simone wants to go and Goku go by myself you think about joining the mile high club solo join the club of course oh God she's gonna hate me why am I saying Sheila how do I become YouTube famous surely I've got over 20k Now 23 and a half K it's going up by like 5K a year bro can I promote something on here I'm gonna lose a lot of followers for this aren't I not cigarettes I can't is that what they think we do they think that that's all we promote is like cigarettes and like gambling and Terrible Things speaking of which this video is sponsored by bet3 no it's not I'm just kidding give me a viral let me oh ninja I'll be honest guys very well we're 36. we aren't in a good place we're not happy apparently spend some time with Simone that'll make us happy surely Goku spending time with Goku surely that's gonna four percent is that it how how has this happened ksi's life has become chasing this thing that is not working God he would have had it hard if this didn't work you know in my head I started this video thinking I'm gonna I'm gonna you know become huge on YouTube I'm then gonna you know start boxing something like that and then it's all good I think we failed we almost have a meal we can buy it we can buy something we can buy a nicer Place let's get Midnight Place let's get Pueblo home I don't know what that is does not want it it's just the layout sucks what about the Spanish Colonial one yes she still looks good bye okay now we can sell this do it up again okay now we can sell that 539k list it if we can get 500k for it sure there you go we're at 1.1 mil and the dream is still alive with YouTube 29 please please where are the viral videos at we've just had another baby you know what you can be called um you can just be called beast that's a great little girl's name I don't want to quit this while we're still getting Subs like 130 Subs let me try a bit life let me do what the game wants 11 000 views 11 000 views if we play bit life of course KSI has now become a bit live streamer we know what we do no Jensen our planet oh oh his wish was to be cremated cremated done oh oh oh it is yo bro I don't need my job anymore man see you later lad I ain't staying there I'm focusing full-time YouTube 46k Subs baby bit life 13 000 views that's what I want how we not get verified YouTube fix up you know what JJ's doing all right we're making 100 Grand steal them this is what he would have wanted hit me bust great let's buy what would JJ get Lamborghini Aventador modern home that's JJ in it wants to buy it buy it I'm giving it to when does when would KSI give it till 39 I think he gives it to least his 50th and then we go off the rails we get it all depends we can get 700 we've got 700 subs from that yeah it's a local nightclub called cameo you know he's going bro you know JJ's going someone on Dancing started arguing with you because you knocked over her drink what would JJ do Jenny would attack a pinch uh uh a chin damn right 42 we don't have a long 77k come on we can get to 100K okay we're just we're speed running it well before we do that see you later Zach hey we're over 100k surely now we're finally verified on YouTube 32k we gained a thousand how the hell am I meant to make a living off this a young lady you know asked if she should stay with her boyfriend who cheated on her dump his ass you just caught your wife no Simon no no we would argue argue hell no you cheated hell no divorce the judges recognized between up and ordered your assets to be settled according after 15 years I'll take it that's the turning point in our lives just hook up with a one-night stand Claire Sutton she's about to get sun hell yeah use a condom we're going to the doctor fertility there you go get them in successful calm we go to a nightclub let's see what happens in the nightclub uh semen Lounge did not enjoy it another club I started arguing with you because you knocked over his drink 100 attacking let's give him the Will Smith treatment slap his jaw oh no I missed oh that's embarrassing wait I got both houses okay I'm selling this take the offer you it we made 125k we're at 1.8 mil you can encounter a b oh Jay's just running for his life bro we all we gotta find one night stands things are getting hot and you're thinking about safe sex no condoms are available it looks like she's some craziness going on keep going worry later that's the KSI method Oh no you're buried under a pile of blankets sweating oh no syphilis yeah we're cured all right KSI he's he's got over syphilis Haley sends you a nude selfie ass if you want to come over go see her bro hit that hit that coming on to us hit that we can earn 200 pounds per YouTube video but there's no quick way to do this the YouTuber side of this is very long is there anything we can do here this is a horse track horsey McCool's face chuck89k which one's horsey this one start the race go horsey no horsey McCoy's face you stink Jose surely I get mad money for that four I just want half a mill the rich get richer someone of the bar started arguing you not says all right this is where JJ's just fed up with like uppercut his chin 100 I missed yo JJ are you stink boxing Great Looks there get at it there you go like 4 000 Subs bro I'm getting 4 000 Subs every time I post 3 000 subs and I get 70k views I need more if he was on his own he'd probably emigrate he's old now JJ's definitely going Thailand now he can go Club Seaman it's spelled differently okay apparently not work oh when I stand with a Dutch woman she tells you that she loves you right runs is where JJ's now going for a 30 to 39 year old go on a date we're now dating we're having a full-on like late life crisis here it's called as a psychopath and sort of back okay I don't know how we're together still post a bit live video oh why is this still going up we're 56 years old and we've been playing bit life for like 30 years just keep aging man marry her you know what it sure demanding you get married call off the engagement I don't like that this is not the ultimatum goodbye break up see you later now we need to leave the country go back to the UK 100K views like we're actually doing well but it's so long all right sure I don't know what that is we got 10 diseases oh no we have memory loss oh no no no go to the doctor dementia treat me there is no cure oh all right I think this is where JJ would just goes to the casino and he'll just stop betting 100K 8 18 stand cool we're 63 and we've almost got half a million Subs what do we do at this point it's done none of this is to do with KSI Plano funeral what did she want I wish us to be buried bury her okay beast beast round we'll have a taxidermied well she's on display in our home that is that is outrageous commit a crime we're on a spiral we'd rob a train that sounds like something JJ would do drop a train right well that didn't go well now we're famous bro we're 67 years old we hit 500k 500k is how we got famous oh this is pissing me off you come across a grocery cart filled with what appears to be nitrous oxide consume all of it you're now addicted second to rehab luxury let's go 650k bro this is outrageous I didn't want to do this 6 000 new Subs am I gonna get a million Subs before I die I'll walk you encounter a priest attack it no no he's getting punched in his face yo we're not happy we're not healthy we can give back to you volunteering where would we go nowhere oh he died after being eaten by a crocodile we know we never met her we don't know well we don't need to go to that we couldn't be bothered we're too famous for that oh my God wait we're actually about to hit a million that's my aim before we die no we died at 79. and we didn't hear a million Subs no four million we never did our will to our sister deji couldn't be bothered to attend oh no you made it you know everyone have all of that so he'll have a lot more money a lot more success well he already does let me know in the comments down below uh who you want me to be in the next bit life I felt like all I did was make videos but yeah thank you guys for watching leave a like enjoyed and peace

Channel: MM7Games

Views: 1,152,590

Keywords: miniminter, mm7games, simon, random, sidemen

Id: 0nUZfw2lGiM

Length: 22min 19sec (1339 seconds)

Published: Sat Apr 23 2022