I BECAME A PORNSTAR IN BITLIFE...

okay ladies and gentlemen today is the day i become a porn star that's right we're gonna do everything we can to become a porn star today porn star name generator so i come up with mine we're gonna be a man give me a porn star name generate harley sticky all right what if i choose someone else's name ksi humpy rock okay that's our name now before i actually start this video i do want to give a shout out to call me kevin because he does a bit live series and this was actually his idea so i have stolen it from him so shout out call me kevin check him out in the link in the description down below but here we go humpy rug munch i'm not going to be from england because i feel like the the us porn scene is bigger where do the stars live probably la special talent right acting sure we'll have something unique about us purple eyes now this is a top shagger if ever i've seen one ooh we need we need some discipline fertility that's gotta be quite low i think sexuality will be bisexual the porn industry just is is further open to us smarts we don't need to be smart humpy rug muncher welcome to the world my mother is trinity rug muncher a school administrator and my father is caleb rugmunch i was conceived while my parents were testing a better ikea your mother is saying it's time for you to take a nap you want to play some more i kick and scream your mother is taking to the doctor's office to get vaccinated i've gotta get used to being penetrated by things so try to stay calm molly wants to be my friend yeah we love molly we have a brother called clarence clarence rugmuncher that's fun we've had another bet we've had another friend another sister juanita rug muncher we got a cold can i go to the doctor we've had two siblings in two years how is that possible why does my brother not like me okay so now we're at school i mean oh wait wait an heirloom where is it a basket basket of dirty laundry i don't know what i do with that bradley von stroke we definitely gotta be friends with them hey ignored okay never mind [ __ ] you our keys cummings why is this a conversation all right yeah you know what we're gonna be friends with him right hey john no cindy we've got another how do we have another sibling what is the point of this play with dirty laundry damaged it visit the school nurse oh i thought i was gonna be like never mind lately i've started wondering what it's like to be a famous actor we'll find out soon brock just mixed all your art teachers mrs schaff's paint together leaving nothing but brown paint i i don't laugh at him you've been said to the principal office for encouraging misbehaving classmates apologize for my actions sorry how long am i in primary i'm in middle school when did i go into middle school can we can we wear some accessories porn glasses done barbara what is this haircut yeah this is this is the start molly what's up why are you not like us have a conversation all right you know what [ __ ] you molly what can we do here let's make we need to make a little bit of money we'll be a dog walker 10 an hour 200 g okay drama club stop trying to join the club are you mad i'm not happy apparently acting lessons that's what we should do i'm gonna be the one porn star that can actually act now we're at high school oh i test i'm good at this tap the letter or number that's different here we go three two one m i'm so good at this man buy someone to love i'm 14. all right we got two acting lessons we don't need to be like the best actor because i mean terrible at the gym you meet a girl named genevieve we're 14 we're 14. that's weird our keys wants to be best friends monkeys cummings best friends my grades are decent you know i'm putting a little bit extra let me join this damn drama club good all right go to the gym again no we can't get a girlfriend yet all right graduate there we go we're gonna look for a job junior detective why couldn't that be their last time anything that we can get into the porn industry receptionist maybe you know what we'll do a uh a freelance we're handyman don't worry about it so now i have to pay to go to the gym all right but we need to we need to keep up now we're 18. we might have to try and find a one-night stand you know a chick named maya asked if you asked you if she can have your number because she lost hers good line sleep with her things getting hot on stephen you're thinking about safe sex definitely use a condom use the condom she invites me to play video games um no we'll take some time off we're gonna get a job come on give me a different job bartender puppeteer male stripper that could lead somewhere exotic dancer okay let me try exotic dancer fine male stripper there we go while being interviewed for the mail stripper position at jonathan show club which of these spongebob squarepants characters do you most relate to squidward tentacles larry the lobster karen i don't know any squidward tentacles because it's like my penis all right i need to go to the gym again i have to keep up you know i gotta stay buffed at the gym you meet a girl named genesis that's a cool name i can't get into a relationship when i'm trying to get into the porn industry you know i'll do i'll do more hours i'll do 50 hours and then let me let me try and find a one-night stand a raider i need to just you know i need to just get good at it oh she's going to the bathroom with her damn hook up with her uh she said she's on birth control i'm using a condom all right we level up we're 20. my performance is high man but i do actually want to see is there something more down my lane if you know what i mean porn writer oh well being interviewed for the pawn writer position at redwood you asked following question what would you do if you won the lottery a professional sports franchise gee wait so did we just quit i stopped showing up to work from old position yeah i just i quit i quit i need to i need to get into the game no friend marquis says to get the flowrider all day every day i should start posting nudes i need to stop posting like sexy photos and stuff i need a sexy pic i need more i need more tick-tock can i do anything weird and sexual on here ah tick-tock nah not tick-tock that's trap you've got eight likes while eating a hot dog wearing a t-shirt oh someone called kinky one 1991 corrected a factuary you made ask him to meet you in person he refused that's what i thought bro we age up 23. we're a porn cameraman now let's go 52k hey we're big in the porn scene damn mo likes me you know i told him he's swolled that i will sleep my way to the top if i can get in with the porn actors elizabeth zuckerberg neil as well look at his glasses will that get hurt oh no you're walking through a city in downtown l.a with your best friend marquis when a local entertainment reporter approaches you with a camera and microphone asking are you team dabo team heard firstly mo spent some time with him we went to yoga class befriend him 76. okay elizabeth herrera compliment i'm going to befriend her too neil kardashian he told me that i'm stunning he's crazy yeah it went viral we got 350 followers 3 000 likes so [ __ ] two corrected a spelling error ask her to meet me in person reviews that's what i'm saying how about that 24 okay 25 we bought a house best friend elizabeth wants to be best friends you know what sure i have a new supervisor no not dj pringle oh man i don't care about you anymore bro seeing if there's pawn cameraman poor porn actor can we yes while being interviewed for the porn actor we asked for a question are you a goal-oriented person i'm not a fan of soccer terrible i always shoot for the stars i'm too busy set goals i tend to fall short i always shoot for the stars we made it [Music] we're a porn star let's go brian jackson long giselle no one here really has a funny name no i haven't had sex in a while though i actually need to keep my game good flashes you her breast hook up feel like the only person going to be able to to like get with will understand me is elizabeth zuckerberg she's married to walt smelly try and hook up with her i took up with her she is married you know what she's a porn star i'm a porn star damn it you know what [ __ ] it neil hook up with him he's single [ __ ] it are you talking to me oh my god we're going on a dating app genesis grossman a clerk at a library that sounds like a start of a porno too go on a date all right we're now dating her ariana no i need to buy a house hobble dick we have to go there we're on a condo 69 i have to buy it 69. we're getting dressed you know some red spots on your bullet body go to the doctor start a staph infection i don't even know what is friend neo has invited you to make it rain with him at the strip club i'm in i'm in everything's going right i mean we are a porn star we've done what we wanted actually we're very close to a thousand followers on instagram that's pretty good assets go shopping [ __ ] motors we have to go there bro what is this like a minivan is like wait oh we'd have a driver's license take the test what the hell does that mean right at lane ends minivan that's where the pawn happens ariana no not the eyeball oh i need some i need to get happier to get free tattoo yes ink me up all right we have a tattoo now all right shaniqua i'm gonna have to i'm gonna have to compliment her call me a ray of sunshine oh when you inform your supervisor shaniqua that there's a package for her on the front desk she replies that the only package she needs is in your pants now this this is a porn star right here shaniqua is about to get it get at it yeah we hooked up with shaniqua she could have got pregnant oh my god okay surely she okay she likes me genesis how you doing spend time with you i'm not gonna bother with twitter anymore i can't be asked my tic toc grows faster than my twitter and i don't even do anything another year no more got another raise 85k clarence is now a junior detective doing what i couldn't finiqua i'm gonna have to ask for a promotion there's no more positions available so how do i get more famous seduce her she's married but hey we already she salutes me you can give me a better raise you cheated on her did i argue back did i you didn't want to go to counselling okay this is not going well with her marquis wants to be best friends already oh you know what actually no no we'll be best friends with marquis coming together well childhood we've got another raise i have a new supervisor called ebony bumgarner to start sucking up again why man the thing is i've reached like i've reached the top clarence came out the closet is gay okay i'm 31 i might have to you know what i'm gonna have to do i'm gonna get some surgery penis enlargement surgery get the surgery ow oh no my job ow again i just spent 14k and it's just been botched twice and that's the other one that's the other newton ow i've had a botched penis surgery three times in a row plastic surgery let's get a little bit of botox dr royals you [ __ ] up but okay we are struggling all right we should probably uh we should probably get married now i don't think our uh girlfriend likes us much i think she'll like a ruby ring ruby ring in a field of tulips propose she accepted how do i become a famous porn star to get a little bit of a facelift got to rojas don't [ __ ] me up 17 oh wait oh don't tell me i missed it sue someone find a law firm oh my god i forgot about this i didn't think about this pick your damages i'm gonna go with 250k hey bennett i'm an idiot i'm actually an idiot i feel like we should get married 13k do it signing a prenup i'll agree you're wondering if you should change your last name what will you choose i'm staying as mr rug muncher genesis rogue monster let's go you're now sharing assets okay she's got a condo swag avenue as if we're selling that i mean we're doing well i just don't know how to become famous let's get a nose job dr rojas 10k sure hey i'm paying now let's go famous porn star baby dennis doesn't stop taking our birth control oh god fame manage your fame do a magazine no one wants me commercial no one wants me no no one wants me okay that's fine we hit three thousand we hit three thousand followers let's go it's all going now first trap i mean we are a porn star jay 200 followers you know 17k surely he's 48 percent you know 68 no man is your fame photo shoot nude 100k for meat sign me up easy 98 oh my god we're famous it's all just taken off 99 some of your friends are going to a local nightclub called club axis yeah i'm going i'm going they give you complimentary oh we're bowling genesis make love why are we not wait we gotta raise again adam levine began following me we got 600k we should buy it we should buy a house modern home she wishes it was more expensive bougie all right we'll go for a contemporary home it's not fancy enough what the [ __ ] does she want to buy a craftsman home looks fine buy it all right our job's going well our family's going well we don't we don't have kids if i can't make love for here there we go we're just having one tillaty donate sperm there you go we're a good guy we're a good guy we donated sperm all right get the vasectomy jeez fame right surely yes seducer sign me up geez maximum fame baby you've got 100k on instagram you know we've got this on easy now i had a vasectomy and an adopted child duck mccoweeny dark mcqueen 100 duck rug muncher we changed it we're changing it we changed it fame poster magazine 300k baby sign me up i have earned so much money i have to get some more 230k why are you seeing this saying you look disgusting meet me in person that's what i thought fly to celeb james franco compliment him he likes my sweet let's go kate upton aim whoever jenna marbles and malala something began following me let's go i'm actually so famous i'm such a famous porn star easy money for the year let's do some let's do some money half a mil a salty stick sign me up go on insta 360. 360k we get fourth out oh my god can we do any other fame stuff yet can we go on a tv commercial i didn't think we would because we're a porn star yo talia conversation oh my god natalia compliment that's not how you spell sally by the way befriend her it's not okay never mind we got red oh my god we've got a 63 raise tom brady michael b jordan margot robbie and jeff bezos began following me oh my god leah bell live go on the show nailed it we're so famous four percent raised sarah jessica parker can't follow me mad wait why does she not like me wait what happened no she just disliked me for no reason no no no no i look i'm famous this can make me more fat actually as soon as i start losing a bit of fame watch famous singer clint gambino mentioned you overrated return the insult that's how you stay famous 700k almost 500 kilometers too all right let's get into our time again plastic surgery little botox okay we're staying good looking that's what we need i i'm sorry swag avenue it's time does not want to i'm selling it anyway sell it she doesn't like me oh career collected you're a coffee house downtown with some friends appreciate national tourist appreciation day makes the easy time wait conversation arises about which characteristic makes it easy to identify a tourist the camera the fashion the map i mean the map 100 the map okay she doesn't like me we've just got a bit older as well we're still a porn star at 45 magazine 300k for grindr we hit mill right who can we adam levine they would like the first person professor love no father i'll plan his funeral of course he wishes his wish was to be buried then he will be buried okay you know what we're going off the rails i might need to have some uh some some surgery you know little face lifting okay i get scared now ever since my botched penis girth has offered me that sign me up another razor eight we're at 234. simon cowell emilia clark and tom hanks began following me my social media is ridiculous 1.6 1.1 you keep seeing the same person in public bathrooms what you do call the police stalker oh god we have a stalker it's easy money man every year we do one and we're good all right you know what we're doing it now we've hit three mill in the bank commit a crime hire a hitman pick your victim genesis i want the money 22k you found a hitman okay joe goldberg [ __ ] oh [ __ ] 18 years no if you plead guilty you receive 13 year instead of 18 years should you be convicted take the plea bargain not guilty yes yeah have that nah you know what i'm just getting rid of her now she knows i'll try to kill her do i go again i have enough money bro i have enough money i can do anything i want surely i can't fall for that twice no one all right you know what i want a divorce the judge has recognized your prenup and ordered you 16 years worth 42k she wants to with one point no [ __ ] how she walks away with more than me name give me a please no don't do this now okay good i'm keeping my fame keeping my fame send you a link to a sex toy what will you do what file a restraining order elizabeth what are you saying i'm trying to hook up with you i don't care she rejects me unfriend i don't want anyone here find a dating app let's go for like 30 we're going to find someone actually it doesn't matter we're rich okay we'll go on a date with you she says she needs a shower all right that is rude that's rude i think we just need a one-night stand at this point you know a young man named latrell we just needed any form of sex pictures of your underwear went viral that's good that's that's fame humpy rug muncher you know has actually banged this no not trinity you've been forced to retire they said you've lost your mojo insult wish my surprise are well i'm gonna wish them well we got a pension of 120k yeah no matter is we're getting 120k a year for but nothing as you're brushing your hair you realize that clumps a bit oh no oh no don't do this [Music] i have hiv will smith that's my love he blocked me cool and if we were in person he probably would have slapped me oh who's stephanie i need dirk to like me you know what he'll like me if his mother's not about hire a hitman pinhead that sounds real hire him again again why is it going up 150k not guilty there's nothing i can do here oh i can't attend the funeral oh another 700k my behavior is decent i've got some respect and none of them respect me though like that join a gang the beefcake bandits good looking gang that's what i gotta join i'm in i'm in i'm in the gang compliment nacho this is not prison conversation i swear the last thing i do hire a hitman to kill my ex-wife prison jobs i'll make some panties your stars officially wane no we're no longer famous oh we're in jail we're not famous i mean we've got 1.8 in the bank see stanky's not that big but he's crazy although you know what [ __ ] it attack him spit on his skull [ __ ] just called you a bisnitch i'm attacking i can't look like a [ __ ] elbow to his stomach why do i miss everything why did they kick me out because i'm too old you're up for parole and been put in front of the parole ward they asked you do you think you struggle to readjust the society no i'm ready for the next chapter i'm free 13 years in there social media we've still got our followers yeah relationship we need to rebuild this dirk it's 10k part-time job give me a part-time job a pizza maker okay we're a pizza maker that's fine we make it to 70. that's when she's going down my son dark oh my god i'm a grandpa i want to give him some money i want to give him 10k one more year 69 are you waiting for dentist man asks if you'd like to have a like to go have a craft beer at the pub he seems nice enough sure 70 right i don't care anymore right i will we're leaving everything to dirk secondly i need a one-night stand that's garth don't use a condom yeah oh my god i forgot about that why is it it's all dony's bro we should use the condom okay all right now we've done that we've had we've had our wild sex period we're now hiring a hitman she needs to go look for a hitman all right dexter morgan let's do it 20k do not be a cop i swear to god these [ __ ] guys man they're all so shady all right let me just can i do it myself murder someone a drive-by do it i don't have a car all right let me buy a car just for this i would cash i can't have it okay now look this is what we do genesis drive-by commit the murder tried to before what do you mean we try ow she charged you we tried to drive by and she just ran at me and punched me in her oh my god this life is not for me she needs to die he needs to die i swear 36k that has to be real oh my god in a maximum security prison cry the other prisoners started singing big girls don't cry you bum into a fellow prisoner named lil lee who was busted what will you do [ __ ] it attack him as well oh he's huge actually he's huge never mind no no ignoring him try to bribe them it was unsuccessful of course it was we've got two extra years we're already [ __ ] you know what try and escape oh okay the guard moves twice every move you make he will only make moves towards you and will try to walk horizontally first and i have to leave there can't do it [ __ ] wait oh wait there's walls i didn't even clock [ __ ] ow [ __ ] he's gonna go up there and there so i need to go like [ __ ] it's impossible group prisoners are snorting crushed up caffeine tablets i'll snore that [ __ ] it i've got nothing to lose at this point right this is there's there's nothing to do what's 4.2 million you know had a child 11 lovers so 23 years in prison though handsome and aggressive fellow humpy spent much of his life in the spotlight as a famous porn star friends and family describe his insatiable generosity that was a good life if you want me to do another one of these with something else let me know in the comments down below what i should do i've already done footballer i've been a couple of the sidemen let me know peace

Channel: MM7Games

Views: 2,155,578

Keywords: miniminter, mm7games, simon, random, sidemen

Id: xWL4983bRls

Length: 21min 50sec (1310 seconds)

Published: Sat May 07 2022