I Have 100 EX GIRLFRIENDS ...in BitLife

I want a stalker Joseph finally have a stalker add 100 and whatever ladies I'm glad one of them liked me enough to stalk me I mean come on it's me look at me I like life is falling so first I did the hundred baby challenge in bit life then I did the hundred pet challenge in bit life where I tried to and the bit life was like no you can't have more than like eight boom and then recently built life put out a new update where you can now have ex boyfriends and girlfriends so I thought hmmm let's see if I can achieve a hundred ex lovers oh yeah that's right today we're gonna see if you can have a limit to the amount of people that you date break up with yay so here we have Mason Ross look at that little heartbreaker up there and I made sure that the life I started with with somebody really good-looking so that I could lure in lots of lovers he's not very smart but that's fine and the rest of it is good basically we got to get to an age where he could start dating people it's my sexuality I'm heterosexual alright we're gonna be getting lots of ex-girlfriends Mason you player okay so at 14 you can finally find love find a date she thinks I'm cute perfect ask her out going out with F now yeah all the names are still used to people because I'm probably gonna always forget to delete all of them it's fine it makes it more fun alright well I'm sorry Jess you're just not the one for me break up okay so now yeah it keeps track of my exes perfect okay how many people can I date in one year okay I think she's cute she might reject me darn it we're just gonna ask everybody out and I got the skeezy award perfect she rejected me she called me bozo why is everybody being mean to me oh I'm good looking guys okay huh we're now going out yay we break up now I know you can have interactions with them now too so I can call her give her a gift mess texture or stalker but I'm kind of hoping that they do that to me I mean I should have enough of them to want to do that I want a stalker ask her out you jerk to me just keep getting rejected oh my god yeah we're going out being cupcake oh sorry girl you want not the one for me breakup yes this is all at 14 I get around we were unable to find it okay we have dated everybody that we're able to date ooh your parents want to buy you an eight-year-old Land Rover Range Rover my parents rich accept it as for a more expensive Kart no a Range Rover I don't care that's eight years old who I'm gonna pick up so many ladies oh yeah find a date Oh bloom ask her out she rejected me asked a me out she means a shirt going out bad girl I got a new girlfriend Liza oh she woulda oh I know instead of like spending the time breaking up with them I'm just gonna try and date somebody else and see how many I can get it once ask her out she rejected me oh well they reject me if I have a girlfriend though all right you gotta go then Liza bye all right I'm just gonna keep trying to date everybody until I can't anymore I'm sad that none of my exes are trying to contact me look at me look at all their beautiful faces I got seven so far I am not far away away from a hundred oh no everybody's rejecting me now crap they caught on Oh everyone I got one Susan banks breakup got another one back whoo okay graduated from high school yeah I guess we can go to college to pick up more chicks what what what what is sexy two women maybe I'll be a sensitive art guy cuz I'm not very smart anyway so crap I got rejected from University yeah fine Community College all right so five one two three eleven ex-girlfriends at age 18 I'm doing good for some reason all the girls are saying alright I'm dating Whitney now and she freaking crazy so I'm hoping that she stalks me after this oh I know let's insult her first and then break up with her you know just to start the craziness okay David all I can date alright we're 19 and none of my exes have hit me up no no crap I didn't mean a job but supposed to date more people I'm graduated from Community College a fling oh okay it does count good oh we should just maybe do that I'm gonna get so many diseases though ooh my fling got pregnant keep the baby told you it'll lure more ladies all right we'll go back to trying to date people see it's so much harder to date people then just hook up play this oh my god nobody wants to date me okay so I found a way to make this go a lot quicker and I did it off camera because it's very very repetitive let me show you so if you go to activities and love and dating app and let's try it as long as you have money you can date anybody and then afterwards you can just do it again without breaking up with the other person gonna date and it just automatically breaks up with the person for you that you were dating before so we're doing this as you can see I have achieved my goal achieved and surpassed my goal of having a hundred ex-lovers in this case girlfriends didn't know why I went with a dude I think in my head I was like picturing a dude going and trying to get as many ex-girlfriends as possible I don't know why that's probably unfair and he ended up being heterosexual so this was the conclusion lots and lots and lots of ex-girlfriends and/or flings but I counted out a hundred and sixteen the demonstration got me two more so I got 118 girlfriends let's just make them even 120 why not there we go there we go look at all of this this is all the stuff you guys missed out on so at 21 years old he now has a hundred and 20 X relationships and now I'm kind of just hoping that stuff happens do they all like like me at different levels no they all like really don't like me okay maybe I should just start doing stuff to make them like me more like send them a gift send her roses just you know confuse the heck out of them who's the craziest oh she is perfect send her another gift this is so mean call her she didn't pick up that's fine all right let's just whoa I just got did you guys see that I got an achievement for having 100 lovers but life must have known that I was gonna do this or somebody was gonna do this oh my god I forgot I had a prank I hate a pregnant fling yeah I forgot while I was out with like hundreds of ladies Emilia's cuties sure Oh Oh God ooh yes you're so fun they have a stalker at 100 and whatever 20 wait ladies I'm glad one of them liked me enough to stalk me I mean come on it's me look at me your ex-girlfriend Katherine uh-huh I don't know any of their names just sent you a text requesting that you place the lotion on the skin what will you do I can file restraining orders let's just ignore her see if she keeps going age oh yes Katherine the stalker is back she's happy a bouquet of flowers Oh oh that's adorable what makes us even crazier is I literally probably dated this girl for a day we're just gonna keep ignoring her that seems to make her worse oh she's back you're a girlfriend Catherine calls you in briefs loudly when you answer without saying a word that's Colonel leave you alone let's see what's in it effectiveness it was not very effective oh no she's bad every time I age up she's back you just discovered that your ex-girlfriend Katherine let's put a tracking device on your car so that she knows where you are at all times yeah I guess we'll do the restraining order why not you filed a restraining order against your ex-girlfriend Katherine she has been ordered to stay away from you for three years that takes three years she's gonna be back in three years is it gonna work yeah won't care my car I still love my car oh no the three years is up it's been three years I had my Catherine is she's still here oh god I don't even know how to find her Catherine is it this what Catherine dobrik how many Catherine's was I with Catherine mmm should we rekindle the love of one of our exes let's try to date another Catherine oh it says your since dated 11 she's married to David ooh break well let's just you know hit her up you messaged your ex-girlfriend that she's hilarious she wrote back that's right she is hilarious I need her back I want her back I'd miss her call her chitchat catch up she didn't pick up the phone damn it Catherine give her a gift oh no she gave me a restraining order Oh tear it up tear it up I don't give a crap Catherine I final Daisy kind of likes me who from my way back past kinda sorta likes me Sarah she's married crap oh my god everybody's married Daisy oops no I called her and yelled at her by accident okay what about this girl she's divorced okay boutique Oh over gift now yes now can we get back together get back together I miss you Marilyn you asked her out and she agreed to get back together with you Oh oh my god I knew you were the one for me are you good-looking oh she's super crazy oh no she has nobody either great all right we'll see how this goes see if any my exes come back into the picture again we're gonna get a new car this may be the dirtiest scummiest life I've ever lived I'm working in the porn industry and you know dating lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of ladies okay what kind of car I'm gonna get a real nice card nothing's really happening for my Oh No your girlfriend Marilyn wants to break up with you she admits it's because of your credit score start a ruckus I wanna start a ruckus that sounds oh no that's not what I meant you attacked your girlfriend barrel and you smacked her toenail and whacked her mouth oh god am I gonna know she charged you she grappled your scalp oh no crap ton of money Marilyn taking you down getting the most expensive lawyer Oh God you've been convicted of assault and sentenced to a year in prison I've been fired from my job well I almost have a million dollars so I think I'll be okay freaking Marilyn are you kidding me all right I'm out of prison I now have depression screw you Marilyn where are you oh now I'm gonna stalk the crap out of you like every photo that your ex-girlfriend Marilyn has posted on Instagram she confronted me she attacked me oh my god I'm suing you I've been wanting to sue somebody yeah sue the crap of Marilyn you're damages I want all the damages Marilyn I love life is falling apart I was on top of the world I dated over a hundred women and I decided to settle down and look what happens this is what happens when you settle down just date people non-stop that's a terror that's terrible advice but I mean look how rich I am I'm about to eat you rich get the most expensive lawyer I 100 screw you Marilyn oh yes give me your money Marilyn can I sue her again darn it Oh Marilyn you brought me to jail for a year and I sued you and I sent her a terrible gift card Asian theater Oh Marilyn how dare you tearing it up who gives a crap Marilyn I'm not stopping mermaid salt Maryland Oh another restraining order tearing it up ooh Oh Marilyn how dare you you've been charged with violating a restraining order facing two years in prison I'll just get really good lawyers again I was not guilty Marilyn can I counter darn it all right fine we'll move on with our life Marilyn no this money I'm getting yeah you know what I don't really need a full-time job can we just do like freelance gig or not maybe a part-time job laser tag assistant yeah sweet that's all I need I got two part-time jobs go-go dancer yeah Oh video game tester yes oh my god I'm a laser tag assistant and a video game tester I mean my life is just falling right into place now oh my God my car keeps breaking down why is it old I'm 16 years old yeah let's sell it get a new Lincoln I just keep dating people just hook up with people but I'm racking up even more I don't even know what I'm at now over 120 that's all I know grace the doctor for two grandchildren what so many accidents did any of them die actually oh no some of that guy five of my exes died oh you could look up how they died what she died after a tree fell on her house this one slipped on two train tracks it was electrocuted she died after being bit on the chest by a poisonous snake oh god that's so sad you mourn the loss of your ex-girlfriend that's so sad crystal was hit by a train while walking crystal is stupid Whitney he died after being mauled by a chihuahua Oh God where's Marilyn she's still alive yeah there she texts her Psalter Marilyn I'll always love you just be able to you because I love you so much Colin it's all to make me feel better she didn't pick up I'm 70 I miss Savin day they have my other exes dying Oh some of them Kerry was killed does it by standard bank robbery Nate hillary died of leukemia that's what sad born her i was diagnosed with cancer of the ripped oh no I'm gonna tell Marilyn to make her feel bad should I give her a gift here okay Mary with a note that says Marilyn I'm dying I really love you does she like me more Oh her just knowing us he's gonna keep sending her flowers Star Wars onesie I know how much he loves Star Wars happy belated birthday I'm dying Marilyn I'm dying lustful well yeah probably you died from complications associated with cancer of the rectum no Marilyn I hope you feel terrible where any of my exes at my funeral that's all I want to know oh my god yes it has the total number of lovers lovers a hundred and twenty eight I could have had like I could have had a thousand probably but it was just so tedious to do it so it's always like the hundred whatever challenge so hundred lovers here you go the hundred ex-lover challenge years in prison one things got a little crazy Mason Ross succumbed to cancer of the rectum at the age of 72 surrounded by family his funeral was attended by his daughter Amelia and his two granddaughters Wow none of my ex-girlfriends came none of them not even what's-her-name Marilyn a dapper man Oh Mason got a job as a pornographer and put in 23 years with Gump studios someone had his funeral claims he gave her gonorrhea sounds about right sounds like Mason what a good life all right well there you have it I actually completed a challenge and bit like a hundred lovers over a hundred lovers done I stopped somebody somebody stopped me it was just a fun-filled adventure probably the dirtiest that I've had as always guys if you made it this far in the video make sure to leave a like before you go let me know in the comments below how many lovers you're able to achieve in bit life not in real life don't do that subscribe if you're new to the channel I put out new videos almost every single day and as always I see you guys soon [Music] Oh you

Channel: LaurenZside

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Id: Pea9rZQXCWc

Length: 16min 33sec (993 seconds)

Published: Thu Jul 04 2019