I Solved Life Problems by Killing Them - New Life

all right so we're checking out the only game where you can play Snow White except your mother is an abusive alcoholic porn star with a mental disorder it's new life more bad parenting dammit new life now has new stories and through the power of Google Translate and alcoholism they have created some of the most ridiculous I have ever seen in a game join me as we go through Snow White story except as if though it's been told through the eyes of a broken meth addict so basically with these new stories is they take the ability for dumb stuff to happen to you in the game and then they turn it up to like eleven and the best part is is that the translations are always so bad that you get stuff like skin whitest milk so people often call me as milk white oh boy here we go your father has divorced your mother because he found out that she has another husband in a shoe what the hell oh my god the random stuff here is even better than the normal gameplay after divorce you are raised by your father apparently my mother was a hoe anyway so on your birthday you've received lots of gifts from your relatives your father presented you a hammer with wish that your always be strong in life this entire sentence must have gotten into a car accident it's so twisted and broken it's like gray I used to make sense years ago your father has married your new stepmother with brown what will you call her the color successful I guess in this game if you're a porn star you make like half a million dollars a year stepmom or miss wicked actually technically wouldn't she be Miss Brown wait this games taking this literally isn't it like my first name is snow whatever you're getting called miss Wicked mrs. Wicked was really happy with that name I'm not gonna lie wicked Brown is an amazing name for a porn star your father gets angry with mrs. wicked because she doesn't take bath for many days okay she's the dirty porn star watch the sludge off of you for God's sake mrs. wicked is a famous and beautiful porn star yeah except for the fact that she doesn't bathe every day she receives lots of gifts from her crazy fans while unboxing these do you notice a well-designed mirror what will you do do nothing mrs. wicked it's so nice can I borrow it I want that mirror listen up mrs. wicked I've already lost one mother too is not a big deal give me that goddamn near-misses wicked agreed to give you that meal however you've gotten bored playing with it after 2 minutes and returned it to mrs. witch what her name just changed I feel like we're mixing like a bunch of different fairy tales here as well mrs. wicked often talks alone in her room because of curiosity you once tried to overhear her side of the conversation mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest of them all she's crazy mrs. wicked is asking the mirror the most unbelievable thing is when the mirror answers your question mrs. wicked Brown you are the fairest in the land this is your spot I mean it's the appropriate response I just kind of thought that maybe there'd be a number two you see here talking to the mirror you think she's crazy by the time you hear the mirror answer you wonder if you're crazy or mrs. Wicked he's crazy what do you do report to dad destroy the mirror catch her like catch her in the act or like throw a net over her I kind of want to know you rushed into the room mrs. Wicked startled making mirror to fall to the ground to shatter these sentences are destroying my synapses I saw you talking to the mirror what the hell you're saying you are the witch for sure immediately you ran away your dad bought you a cat named Tino after you got an A in school the cat hates my ass you enter the final round of the school's beauty pageant your dad wants to come see your performance but mrs. wicked also wants him to escort her to attend the premiere for Phil seriously dad you're having trouble deciding to go to your little girls beauty pageant or your wife's porn feature go with her dad I'll just cry myself to sleep at night you are a bit sad yeah that's good that happiness way down on a rainy night your cat Tino is lost the cat didn't really like me anyway you searched him every place and finally realized that you are standing in the basement being closed since the day your late mother passed away but tonight you see an unexpected light through the door what a run on even when Google trained had to take a breath you follow the light peer through the door you wish that what you see is an illusion mrs. wicked stands in front of the mirror being shattered many years ago with black smokes and keno is sitting beside her is Tino smoking a goddamn cigar while trying to explain what is happening your cat Tino rushed to the door that you were standing at and meow meow perhaps it discovered you races wicked turns around to watch Tino and spots you peeking through the door what will you do we're gonna confront her because I want to be a porn star as well and make like a million dollars a year mrs. wicked asked the magic mirror mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest of all it answers you miss wicked brown are the fair it is true but milk-white is even fairer than you and thanks to this Disney shall now sue now you know what do you mean the reason you must die I will be the fairest of them all if she killed me my dad will never let you alive your dad he's just a useless man lol it might not be a translation it might just be like an eight year old writing the script for this it's incredible it turns out your dad stands outside and witnesses the whole story without any hesitation mrs. wicked summons a lot of demons they grab our dad and start sucking the life out of his body these are porn star demons they're sucking the life out of his body how and why is the narrator now part of the scene oh my god what is happening in this game you rush in and pull him out of the demons but being grabbed your hair behind and pulled back by the witch your dad scream milk-white don't worry about me my name is Snow White this is just supposed to be a cont am nicknamed Jesus don't worry about me run away I love you his voice awakened your mind you come up with an idea like I just took this mirror that the witch is so empowered by and she's just like oh dear my new boss I can help you become the most powerful person in the world but once you use this power you can never go I appreciate that the mirror is calling me boss you know what being an [ __ ] kind of runs in the family so yeah let's become the most powerful it's a deal the Goblin snaps his fingers the clear sky suddenly turns to dark clouds it's raining hard but you don't get wet you feel a supernatural power within you the response okay become dark which the only thing that getting hot and scantily-clad did was destroy my happiness how did my looks go down you believe that it's the right time to come back to the witch's house to defeat her with your current strength all right baby between this bad grammar and your pornographic ways it's time to end this she sits in the door of castle be a castle I thought I lived in an apartment or something I got a freaking hammer for my birthday you would draw the magic mirror and ask who is the fairest of them all in the past you and wicked Brown are fair it is true but now lots of girls are a thousand times fairer than both of you lol the Wicked Witch is so angry when she knows the truth that she stamps her foot and tear her hair and nash's her teeth and then she says slowly EEP EEP kil milk throw water on her he's magic of I'm just gonna throw a water on her maybe she'll grow mrs. Wicked falls down in a brown melted shapeless mass and begins to spread all over the floor my god I took her into the teller seeing that she has melted away to nothing you draw another bucket and throw it double tap derp you remember that mrs. which was really scared of water she never touched water nor ever let water touch her in any way and I guess that she was the Wicked Witch of the West my father had never told me what I feel like we just crossed through seven different fairy tales also this is the ending bush I decide when it ends what happens if you used the mirror instead of the damn water hold on we're going back alright we're back with the mirror with Don milk-white or whatever her name is what happens if you decline the power you pick up a good-sized rock and smash the mirror with your rock I like how the sentence is so bad that the period decided to like dis itself from it you smashed it a few more times until it shatters black smoke flies out of the mirror you guess it's the goblins soul you hide the broken mirror under tree roots and walk away you littering ho now your stomach is screaming for food we're gonna die out here in the middle of nowhere you find out an orange guild mushroom growing on buried root and a uniform egg yellow funnel shaped meaty mushroom having hold on I got to try it one shot ready here we go you find out an orange guild mushroom growing on berry grew and a uniformed egg yellow funnel shaped meaty mushroom having which one will you choose to eat I like how it's just the second one or the first one they'd even put it into honor I want the meaty mushroom having which ones that is that too to congratulate it's an edible wild mushroom now you're full of energy to go on I like how we're healthy now but we're also getting Dumber while walking to search for food you see something in the bushes what is that turn other direction below there sad little animals you little bastards edible what is that you approached the animal and it lunges out at you it is a boar what will you do climb up the tree run like hell which one's the one that's most likely to get me killed you run like there's no tomorrow the boar still hurls toward you at top speed it attacks you by charging and pointing its tusks toward you you are scratched bleeding and scared you think you'll die soon part of me has died a long time ago the Seven Dwarves in fairy tales appear they hold you to their house you're still unconscious thanks game for going through all the trouble to make this tab just to show me something that I didn't really need to know you wake up in the cozy house but mess of the Seven Dwarfs you learn their names Monday Tuesday Wednesday they moved deep into the woods to live because people always criticize their fights we're tackling real-world problems and this game now you tell them about your set mother all Seven Dwarves keep silent your stepmother was spreading rumors that you left home with a man your father got a heart attack from shrug and passed away - fifty happiness for nearly a year you stayed at the House of the Seven Dwarves you helped them clean the house prepare hot meals free pigs and poultry today is Friday's birthday you're gonna town to buy some baking ingredients what is this answer what the hell does in somewhere else mean in a crowded town you meet the fruit seller and buy one kilogram of apples to make apple cake finally you have made a best ever cake with apples this is my stepmother in it they're poisoned apples I'm gonna end up killing all the dwarves aren't I Friday blows out two candles it takes a big bite of cake 30 seconds later after eating he starts foaming at the mouth and twitchy respiration forced him to induce vomiting - nothing we're so doing nothing died Friday Friday dad assaulted you for poisoning the Friday Jesus Christ he melted away and all that's left is his beard they kicked you out of their house you suddenly remember the magic mirror you run as fast as you can deep into the woods to search for the magic mirror finally you find out the mirror under a tree root the old Goblin appears in front of you he's probably like oh come and crawl in on Mac huh oh dear long time no see can you bring the dead back to life of course half of your soul in exchange for a dead soul I don't know if I have half a soul left mirror give me a break here I want to revive two dead souls so will I die I'm sorry if you die I'll die so you have only one chance to revive the dead soul do you want to be the owner of a magic mirror at this point I feel like picking yes is the wrong answer up note we're hot again revived Friday revived your father this is what you get for running away with a porn star I'd rather a vibe Friday your change in appearance makes the six dwarfs frightened they stand still and observe your action you sit next to Freddy's coffin and say an incantation I agree to sell a half of my soul in exchange for bringing back to life good heavens where am friday cries out you are with us Tuesday says joyful Monday tells him what happens he thanks you for bringing him back from the dead okay so mrs. wicked is doing the the seizure thing this went way longer than I expected but now finally we're gonna pick the wrong answer and see what happens you use the magic mirror to block mrs. wicked power break her powerful spell and take the evil force from her onto yourself you are now the most powerful witch in the world congratulations you're now the most powerful also the loneliest you're not alone what do you mean my parents have passed away no friends no family release me I'll tell you the mirrors leg release me and milk-white is like how any goes live yeah sure every night the Goblin will appear and sleep in your bed it's the seventh day but when you wake up in the morning a handsome man is looking at you with beautiful brown eyes I was playing at my yard a spiteful fairy put a spell on me Prison me in that mirror I have to find someone who will let me live with her so that I could break the spell I'm so happy that you are that girl who gets me out of my misery you realize I'm a murderer right he kneels down and takes your hand I wish nothing else from you but to marry me and live with me forever it's not what I'm picking goblins don't get second chances bit nope the handsome man disappears even though you try to call him many times but no response you will be the lowliest girl in the world okay well the game just crashed I think that's an appropriate end for the most screwed up story I have ever played in my entire gaming life anyway folks hope you enjoyed this episode of new life til next time stay foxy let's love

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Id: UMWiAC_cyJA

Length: 14min 55sec (895 seconds)

Published: Sun Jan 26 2020