I GOT SCAMMED (Story Time)

hey guys my name is den and i got scammed bamboozled swindled hoodwinked as a child of the internet i know for a fact that there's no nigerian prince that's willing to give me his millions upon millions of dogecoins that's just not in heart of cards with that in mind i have never really been scammed before uh here you go that will be 12 bucks and 33 cents cool cool here's my credit card if you don't need a dollar to charity you can get a free bag what's the charity for again for kids who've always wanted to be clowns but their parents are bigger clans than they could ever aspire to be [Music] okay what took you so long look i just got a free bag for a dollar it's cute right how is it free i donated a dollar to charity and they gave me a free bag can can you just repeat that charity dollar bag charity dollar bags dollar ba okay i get it anyways i've never been scammed before online until december 18th 2020. it was seven days before christmas and you guessed it i have not bought a single person a single christmas gift procrastination no no no more like postponing it until last minute because time is just social construct and i've had no idea what day it is since may 2020 also the idea of gift giving is just a little too much mental gymnastics for my tiny little brain and frankly it's a little too stressful because let's be real there's a whole science behind gift giving one does our relationship equate to the value of said gift can i just give you a gift card two would they like this gift do they own it already what if i want one for myself can i afford it three what are the etiquettes of gifting someone a mace may i use sad mace to see if i want one for myself how do i gift wrap a mace four what do they like in general meaning we probably never had an in-depth conversation about anything but you are a part of my immediate bloodline therefore i might or might not be obligated to give you a gift can i give you a gift card five which bts merch do i get from my sister is she a jimin stan with all those factors in mind seven knees is all we really need two day shipping if we're lucky four days kind of cutting it close seven days is just us really rolling to die and hoping for the best we don't really have a lot of time so i start online shopping and i was flying through my gift list bts dad hat in the cart sailor moon makeup palette check nicholas cage throw pillow that i might or might not have bought for myself as an ironic joke check did i also buy myself a jacket that makes me look like a brooding 18th century vampire yeah and then i got to georgie he's a simple guy he doesn't really ask for anything and i think the worst people to get gifts for are people who doesn't ever want anything just please tell me what you want so i can get it for you you can never really gauge what they want because they never want anything to begin with let's say i want a fire katana and it's a little bit over your budget so we improvise instead you give me an army of crabs well equipped with knives but when someone wants nothing at all and you gift them an army of crabs while equipped with knives they might not like your gift at all anyways georgie said he doesn't want anything because he already has me and my undying love for him which really just means that i had to go csi levels of investigations to figure out what he would like for christmas after hours of staring into the dark abyss of my own subconscious and the crevices of my small tiny peanut brain i remember georgie and his friend pedro talking about the brand new yeezy boost 350. yeah i got it from a lottery it's mad expensive it's like 315 dollars yo it looks so good though and it's comfy too alright so yeezys it is a little too pricey for shoes if you ask me but it's for georgie if it puts a smile on his face you betcha imma get it for him he deserves the best and nothing but the best search the yeezys on google click the first link throw that in the cart but hold up it does look kind of cute and you know what i don't really own anything but boots so i should probably get myself a pair of sneakers so let's put another pair so i don't know we can match for the holidays this is gonna be the first time we've ever really done matching anything i've never really understood matching with your significant other like why buy two of the same sweaters when we both know that i'm just going to wear his sweater because it's cozier than mine and it smells like him which makes me feel all safe and warm and happy and definitely not because i have abandonment issues oh two yeezys in the cart let's go and oh will you look at that a little holiday discount don't mind if i do a hundred dollars off each pair oh we're saving money today you only use paypal that's fine i got you just got to make sure i got the right size shipping address don't want to mess that up all right paypal login info hmm what's my password again oh yeah check out and done wait aren't yeezys those hype shoes wait how do i know if i got real ones wait did i get the right shoe size what if they run small wait why didn't i get a confirmation email wait why did they only ask for paypal oh [ __ ] the moment i clicked confirm a title regrets doubts and questions just start pouring in much like a cracked emotional tsunami and i in the middle of it all have just stupidly clicked on the very first link on google which i did not realize until i checked again was a sponsored ad sitting on the very tippity top of google why is that why is the shady ass website the very first link google why is that allowed google can you not hold my hand and lead me directly to uh i don't know a scam i can only imagine how many people have fallen for this who knows nothing about hype culture who knows nothing about sneakers like said i only really own boots but the off chance that i have to break someone's shin or drop kick a zombie and because i have just handed my credit card info to a bunch of scammers i cancel my credit card which also means i can buy anyone else their gift since i only have one credit card because i've only ever really needed one that is how yeezys have somehow ruined my christmas i did a lot of research after losing adam 500 and i have found out that these scammers will actually send you fake yeezys or whatever shoes you've been bamboozled from which in turn makes it difficult for you to ask the bank for your money back because technically they have receipts that you did receive their product and now i own two fake ass yeezys and i don't necessarily care if it's fake or not because shoes are shoes after all they're technically just tiny homes for my feet but here's the thing this was supposed to be my gift for georgie the love of my life and maybe it's just me but knowing something is fake and then knowingly giving it to someone with that kind of insight just feels kind of wrong so yeah that's how i got scammed out of 500 do you understand how many spicy chicken nuggets you can buy with that much money [Music] [Applause]

Channel: CypherDen

Views: 140,420

Rating: 4.9720078 out of 5

Keywords: CypherDen, Animation, Animated, Story Time, Cartoons, Funny Stories, Cypher, Scammed, Scam, I Got Scammed, Yeezy, Shoes, Scammer, Online, Recreyo, Internet, $500

Id: ztSUYEj3xHs

Length: 8min 49sec (529 seconds)

Published: Sun Apr 25 2021