I got an iDog.

the 2000s were wild it didn't have to make sense or even be good to use as long as it had a vibe it would sell motorola and nokia would go on nuts at this point how do you hang up angrily on someone with this i'm never going to hire you as a trader anymore mate and get a dog up here and speaking of pointless plastics from the thousands we're talking about the eye dog i only know about this because you guys bring it up with me i actually had no idea of the eye dog apparently it was released in japan by sega and made booping noises and it was released in the west by hasbro and tiger electronics they don't make garbage at all and then they just completely sold out by releasing in every single color they made a papa version they made a disembodied head version and then they got as far to the point to it it was just a pillow they did nothing and typical sequel the icat and then the untypical sequel of the i fish and of course it just makes sense in the lineage turtle they sold out to hungry jacks and just made like really whatever versions with like hungry meals what's a happy meal with with the other side so after doing this research you know i had to get one and i've looked after you is right i got a brand new one in the box now like i've no idea about the eye dog we're going to experience this together and was at this point i decided to check out kk clues video on the eye doc and that's when i learned that i have the worst one pork book here it comes the spy dog not spy as in detective but spiders and spider to coincide with the spider-man 3 launch look at our papa all decked out in corporate gear like you know spider-man spider dog like they tried to be so clever that they weren't clever well maybe they had 15 minutes to come up with the design because it was just a cash grab well no mate the movie comes in like 10 minutes and we haven't even started the design yet so apart from being an absolute corporate cash grab and the worst one of the spy dogs we'll get to that is participating in my least favorite thing which is humongous stinking packaging this thing is way smaller than i thought it was otherwise a little bit bigger than this i know they made big ones and it's just mostly clear plastic what looks like a spider but rocks like a dog spy dog tm and asterix just corporate all over this thing why would that need an asterisk so i can't even fit this stupid thing in here begging for the beat or more likely begging for the band speaker for mp3 players and more two batteries required not included thanks boys what is this down here is this just a saucer or something music lights movement the the trifecta of entertainment apparently i was going to read this in a funny condescending voice and to let you it's the least catchiest thing i've ever read and i refuse to read it so a big part of the original eye dog in japan was cashing in on like tamagotchis and pets and things so you meant to look after it and touch it and interact with it otherwise it gets mad and does a bad job at your taxes or something i don't know i'm just i'm an adult now i can think of as adult scenarios sorry about all the reflections this thing is just so glossy me spydog tm asterix where's the asterisk what's that about there it is it's just corporate corporate stuff feed this super put your music and listen to it play your tunes through a built-in speaker it doesn't say if it's good or not it just says it's got one place music through its built-in speaker great the original point of this thing basically box to let you know when it's hungry for more music goody so when i'm thinking about listening to music what do i want during that that's right dog's barking take spydog tms tricks everywhere that music's playing and see what it'll do i'm pretty sure it'll sit there and wiggle about communicates personality and moves through musical riffs i i don't know what that means it blinks lights it moves around and tiger electronics the mark of the beast guys spider-man is like a separate company now like it's out of control now like this packaging is a total collectible mate like i i have full intention of being very very careful to get this back in here just as i left it and then put it onto my shelf to look after give me my dog oh wow fought knocks in here mate can't free the dog all right we'll get to the the doggo in a second okay no you dirty words i can't use oh oh i told myself that i that i wasn't gonna one grit this thing but i don't know this is pushing all my buttons man i thought this was already an egregious waste of plastic and just storage space the fact that this dog is in this big empty chamber and then that this would be full of stuff oh my god there you go give me that so for this much waste let me show you what you get corporate logo laden dog this cable and this toilet paper that's it begging for the beat mate begging for the bin stand over here that's the most utilitarian aux cable i've ever seen ages eight and up you know seven year olds can't handle this amount of disappointment right that's why it's eight and up faced with seven multi-colored led lights that's the that literally is the face of the eye dog and it's like the thing they keep harking onto and the source of disappoint with this model that i've got we'll get to that tails which apparently all beware when you flick his tail he won't be happy i've never heard of an alcohol and lr6 like the engineering term for one of these just shove them into the side of your dog this is not the kind of cautions i have i'm imagining for something that looks like this give corporate dog lots of attention i will buy spider-man merch i will watch the movies look there's nothing wrong with this manual is 100 cromulent it's nice thick paper it's it's laid out like you know apparently changes color on your tunes and will react to being plugged into that diskman or it can just listen to music and dance around static excited uh here's the tamagotchi part of it trying to kick in and look how much of this is to do with those lights and again why this model is very disappointing oh important tips that i need these to quiet i dog down i figured it would get annoying tap its tail switch and it'll give you five minutes of peace and quiet you'll get angry when you do this in other words to make it quiet literally do something it hates it knows when it's in a dark room that's interesting and it may react to other sounds well i mean of course i'm guessing its microphone is not that sophisticated 2005 sega toys here it is um it's got a good amount of weight to it in a nice way it doesn't feel like absolute crap that's where the the aux goes in goes in the side like a real dog i like how the ears are translucent there's the mad switch oh do i actually have to use i have to get the dad tools out dads can do this that's screwed no the screws have stopped kids from eating the batteries but like you know i mean they look pretty tasty but you know i think i can resist for this video all right i give it up come on oh give it up give it give it like oh thank you it's like a real dog this leg's made out of crap the body part isn't that nice oh oh he's turned on oh i need to do up the screw um hello it literally growled at me so you just wave over it over this sensor i noticed the toy for really really young kids but i i really am kind of reaching the reaching the maximum that this thing kind of does now we're talking about how the stop it right you're worse than frank you know the face on this hang on we got turns on light so we've got the face on this guy and basically the the cheap tacky spider-man corporate sellout costume that it's wearing notice that the eyes block the light so basically those leds don't shine properly and that's why this is the worst one so it's not like they were being clever and they thought hey you know spider-man's got these eyes on it we're putting eyes on the dog let's put the leds in there and do something special no no they just took a standard eye dog and then just put cheap spider-man on it oh yeah it's lost a lot of its personality so this thing's meant to be a speaker first and foremost so go on let's plug this thing in i do have the diablo here so let's just plug this in and you know we won't have the crazy volumes yet dance to it why isn't it dancing it's not dancing well just the cell how crap this thing sounds power on bluetooth mode don't you don't you bark at her don't this here is a relatively cheap speaker that came free with a phone of mine two and a bit years ago and i only keep it around because it's got that hilariously sexy voice in it so in terms of hi-fi this thing ain't i've already done like bluetooth speakers and this don't shut up how much better is this than this i know it's meant to be a toy but it's advertised as like a speaker first and foremost it's meant to be that yeah you listen to music through it it sounds horrible it's like i'm on weight with centerlink or something i can see why people like these in like the the classic white color where like the face isn't obscured by the corporate logo i know there are people who really really like this and boy am i tempted to give this the one grit just because of how much plastic waste it involves and it lit it just comes with nothing but i know that'll upset a lot of years but i'll meet you halfway by trying to blow up the speaker with the diablo oh boy that got noisy like a real dog and it's warm oh well oh that's such a sticky crappy aux cable hang on let's let's just turn this stupid thing off go away go away go to sleep go to sleep but not that kind of sleep in its day like a fun little toy and they just rode this thing as hard as they could straight into the ground just make all your money in one go and just bury the brand it will live on a shelf somewhere it is kind of endearing and it's also a bit crap at the same time maybe i get one of the proper eye dogs we can give this the one grit or something oh but the biggest companies make the worst crap don't they well that's it so huge thanks for watching big thanks my patrons especially each think your name's right here because my one dollar a month i do your videos and speaking of toys from the thousands this is pretty special so i actually haven't had a look in this yet i saw it on ebay and i just saw what it was and i had to have it because this is a toys r us catalog from christmas 2001. oh what released that year or just xbox and there's like ps2 dreamcast was in there game boy varts like 01 was an insane time for electronics and just games and things so we're gonna have a look at through this baby right here mate but anyways i'll uh she's all next time that idiot shows her face i swear mate if daddy shows her face i swear mate if that idiot shows her face i swear mate i see you in there franklin

Channel: DankPods

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Keywords: iDog, dankpods, dankpods idog, spiderman idog, spi-dog

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Length: 11min 36sec (696 seconds)

Published: Thu Jun 10 2021