I found a nightmare.

designing toys for children i mean kids are pretty open-minded pick a demographic and go hey what kind of toy do you want it to be cool and awesome like reptiles and the bad smells they make thank you fat idiot ray would you want it cuddly and cutesy or how about scary but then there's different grades of scary do you want like fun like halloween i mean like you wouldn't want to haunt children with a toy right i've got the demons covered up at the moment with just i don't i can't i can't look at it this is official nickelodeon merchandise there they are riding their cash cow as long as possible 2007. i mean that's right at the tail end of the mp3 player wars really the 512 megabytes is pretty pathetic but i mean this really is a toy but i mean like what do you think of when like and someone says hey let's make a spongebob mp3 player i mean what would it be maybe it looks like a bubble wand or maybe it's like him smiling like that and it goes why would you make her look like a nightmare [Music] it looks like a witch's curse like they turn your best friend into a talisman that you have to wear all the time you can still hear him screaming in there his unblinking eye i mean just this disgusting disc by the bottom's brown like has he morphed with his pants oh these generic smell looking headphones i'm just gonna cover up the 512 flash memory yeah yeah yeah 2.500 songs at kilobits also known as the sound of gravel flash memory with skip protection techno that's that that's taken credit for something inbuilt that you had nothing to do with course flash memory is skip protection when was the last time your flash drive skipped 10 hours battery not bad or so many asterixes mass storage device with plug and play look it's better than the zoom stereo earbuds i can't wait to smell them oh i'm just gonna oh we're just gonna have to look at it actual formatted capacity may be less lies it will be less like what you don't know your own product well i guess they don't actual product may vary from image shown we can only hope unfortunately that's what it looks like it disinfects the evil look someone's been in here this is still sealed but someone's been in here or maybe it's the demons just trying to get out get out oh it's all stuffed in here someone's been in here look maybe someone's already done an exorcism that's what maybe that's why i've got it maybe it's finally safe for handling wow god punched the microphone this is a bad omen guys i mean it's fighting me it's telling me not to get in here oh we'll come back to this in a bit memcorp they make memes own a dog own a cat where's the owner snake one huh don't be snakesist another mini usb cable oh my gosh it's so long it is impressively long holy houses it's even got a ferrite on it i'm guessing that's so well you're sinking it you can remain as far away from it as possible [Music] oh yeah oh those are quality oh look they're trying to be clever well they got one that's way shorter than the other one so it's like offset well to me i just see there's less cable to throw directly into the bin ah i'm really i really am putting this off eh oh this bad omen's about to decide oh it's all really sharp and pokey i mean it's like ow okay oh is isn't it lovely remember when spongebob was metallic and gold and a disc with an unblinking eye oh it's a button his eyeball's a button that's where the torture is his soul just has to be poked in the eye continuously wow there's actually a lot of controls on here i'm just gonna leave it like that precautions you will release demons that's actually cool it's actually going to like the decimal meters and things i want that volume the the rocket launch pad why isn't the first page just saying how to dispose of this safe remove hardware you just yank it out guys i have not seen a single view of the front yet like they knew that they made something that just looked horrific is this now just different language yep there's not a single front on picture of this knight because and unfortunately there's nothing funny in there because it's actually a like it's a nickelodeon product it's totally legit no like like check it out n power they actually made a whole bunch of other devices which totally weren't hideous and just nightmarish as this no not at all [Applause] it's his eyeballs well we've gotta plug it into something and put some sort of music on it that's right everyone we're bringing back to ee pc gonna use it just gonna do it nana selling on gumtree style we're just going to film the screen i'm so glad this cable's long i can let you put it under the table oh no god ppc is down guys i told you this was a bad omen i told you it was cast epc speak to me okay this does have a mechanical drive in it okay yes there i am that's me all right we'll just keep you on the table right here are you nice and comfy demons i wouldn't want to upset you again um don't stop moving to sit still oh no it should just be plug and play no stop stop it stop it no no no no stop it oh good it doesn't appear here oh there's a red light oh just sync up already so we can finish this video audio player oh what are you kidding me should we just be plugging plate out of the epc quick run my boy before he strikes again now i gotta bust out my actual little laptop the 12-inch nugget book come on my sweetie remember boys keep it safe use a dongle oh is that is this it no name ew it totally is all right okay we're here where's the music that won't land me in jail there it is oh dear is it doing it oh it is just so slow come on nugget book i know it's cursed just do this for me and then you never have to do this again it's just two songs mate just put them on and you're that's it you got it yeah 10 seconds it's too long actually wow so slow go come on oh this okay good just get out get out run oh no there's someone else we're gonna have to subject to this thing power on bluetooth mode don't you hurt it don't you do it i'm trusting you here mate i don't trust you auxiliary mode okay all right how do i um am i actually gonna have to read the manual for this thing how do i release the demons no updating okay turn up power okay that's what i did oh i want this over with okay set it to play [Music] oh that didn't help just play play anything g i'm at a complete loss i i don't i don't get it i don't get it what a pile of what pile of crap i don't need the other languages oh i made it well we just need to good stuff yeah okay i've made this worse turn into power on that's why do you look look they don't show it's an eyeball hey where is it guys it's it's cooked out the box look it it's she's gone mate she's gone mate good this has been saved power off you always say that just gonna use the dingus here real quick to test these headphones oh they fit great not oh they're noisy go on let's use title we want the best quality yeah word up yeah all right they have no sub bass that yeah yuck yeah stop it do it could you believe something that looks like this would be no good and could you believe no one bought this here you go this is it you take all this junk and crap out of it and there you go that's that's what you got am i gonna give this thing the one grit i think it's pretty obvious i'm gonna be giving her the one grit mate i don't think anyone's gonna be upset with me destroying this thing people got mad when i did it to the lego mp3 play but come on guys that thing was a piece of crap this thing is proper garbage although the one grit's feeling a bit sad i'm gonna hand it over to uh mighty mr anvil here but before the fun happens i just wanna say big thanks for watching especially my patrons and these stinky names right here one dollar a month i'll do extra vids and mate this week's extra vid seeing how marketing they try and make packages look super exciting and interesting well we're going to be taking a look at the most boring mp3 player i've ever found the olin entertainment everywhere so we're gonna bust us open that video sitting right now one back mate come on in let's have a chat too shoot me a message i'll always reply but simply put there's only one thing that fit i'll see is all next week [Music] my [Music] so oh [Applause] [Music] my [Music] you

Channel: DankPods

Views: 2,463,268

Keywords: ipod classic, spongebob squarepants, worst device, cheap device, awful, dankpods

Id: QqM3c_1ca1U

Length: 12min 17sec (737 seconds)

Published: Thu Aug 06 2020