Even BATMAN made an MP3 player.

superheroes mate i've just shown you every single one superior boy blonde alas hand sword man ciggy boy big lebowski but i know i've missed out one and it's the greatest one and come on mate we got to give him a proper introduction we all know his theme song uh batman boy am i glad this thing exists because my when i think of batman what's the first product i could think of that's right transparently cheap mp3 player i actually like how it looks and you know it's a batarang it's like the most australian weapon in the dc universe oh look it's got the exact same headphones as all of these pieces of garbage come with the lego pod the nerf nugget oh i'm glad it's got that stupid mid number on it like like we have to know this for some reason let's talk features or lack thereof how much interaction with this machine can you have i mean just to bring out like a really sad nugget from ages ago the my musics which are basically like tricked you guys into thinking was a made-up product that couldn't possibly exist off-center screen and all what the heck are these controls but at least has a screen it's even got a backlight and this is like a fugly monster this is 2012. ages seven and up right hey kids six and under the amount of disappointment this will bring him could kill him mate just like gone this is humongous packaging for such a pathetic piece of plastic it really is a pet peeve of mine like look at all this empty space and this better be chocolate chunkers full of goods or else and like loki it doesn't feel like it oh good it's got all the languages here french german american silly boxers wrong mate americans don't talk in metric mate so it should say plays over 500 feet of music package contents digital music player glad for that it's what i bought it for dc and warner brothers it's almost like the biggest companies make the worst garbage not to three set onions now this is totally a collectible like so rare and desirable didn't cost me 10 bucks or something so like i gotta open this with the utmost care and then put it back in the box so i can carefully put it back in my prized collection give me the batman open up like a can of beans oh god this this could just be the packaging on its own oh look the earbuds have run and hidden away they saw the violence it's it's empty that's such a pet peeve of mine you jerks look at all this plastic to use to just show you that this oh it's got a little chrome oh the earbuds aren't even gold-plated at the end this is the cheapest fugliest mess yeah these um yeah these feel lovely they don't there's nothing in here there's nothing in here we wonder why people didn't buy this thing oh what oh excuse me there's a little disc ah i found the manual all right hang on let's get a group photo here this amount of product produced this much waste are you kidding me warner brothers dc you wankers we'll get to the nugget in a bit we'll explode these in a little bit i don't need another mini usb cable oh boy that's a handsome disc oh it's got the catchphrase of a lifetime 50383 inspiring and i bet you this is so you can use it with like windows 98 computers and i really do mean that i'm sure it'll bring it up there it is oh it looks as vibrant as ever the 50 383 i mean i'm i'm crying a little bit at just how like carefully picked that name is for this product it's almost like it's a transparent pile of crap wow this thing can do mp3s holy dingus this is high tech what's included digital music player again i'm glad for that earphones usb cable manual and they don't mention the disc so this is it am i allowed to have this now they've just nailed these instructions this totally makes sense i can really understand this device especially since uh they haven't actually put the controls on the picture and then all of these are pointing to nothing how small are the i can't read the numbers they've they've done it i can't actually see the numbers i actually don't know what a chip actually oh i'm not done with it yet warner brothers dc i you tight-fisted words i can't say well like warning you've just wasted your money what's this important battery information they're like don't you dare change this battery yourself don't you dare but here's how to take it out here it is but don't do it don't do it all right here it is yeah it's really sharp that is pokey like to hold it in my hand like this is painful i mean it makes sense mayor batarang is a weapon oh look how lovingly all this information is just smashing on the back s12 in brackets um that's i'm glad that's on there oh there's the the mid number one three three oh three one two i'm so glad they put that on there and of course please don't just throw it immediately in the bin the headphone port is right out the bat's head and um these buttons they're actually really clicky but they're really sunken in like you've got to push them really hard but it feels like they're going to bottom out [Music] this thing's more high-tech than i thought does it stand up yeah so on the computer it lovingly comes up with the name no name they couldn't even call it batman again it's like this is a low puck cash grab or something i mean it's just a hunch just put scarlet fire on it power on bluetooth mode oh baby it's been a while hasn't it auxiliary mode oh you know what those words do to me right i've ejected it but like i don't know if the battery is going to be any good can i unplug it and then use it um oh no all right i'm going to try just leaving it plugged in oh it's just started playing how do i turn it up or down what is the volume hey um you probably can't hear it it's very soft how do i turn it up oh i've done it you're oh no bluetooth mode don't you ever say that again oh my book so so yeah to turn it up you hold the forward button and it will gradually come up whenever it feels like this is one of the least featured mp3 players i've used well i didn't think the my musics would look good next to it yes we have the head pejones uh i'm not even gonna bother listening to him yeah i've had my fill of disappointment right it's making me feel like seven years old again so we're just going to stress it out with the diablo this is how you know you're thinning out the soup a bit too much in we go wow oh it's crunchy [Music] come on come on [Music] oh wow oh they stink i mean magic of editing i actually kept them running for a really long time i mean they're nice and warm let me tell you if they were gonna pop they would have popped out there they weren't actually that loud but plenty crunchy but finally mate look we can forgive what a transparently piece of junk mp3 player this guy is but we know it's purpose first and foremost it's a weapon mate i know that because it's very painful to hold so here in the warehouse mate i've had some foes and enemies out there that i haven't been able to conquer but i now have a weapon to do it mate let's go face my demons [Music] oh no it broke on the first one oh jeep mate oh it wasn't even a good throw mate oh dang it oh my you're not gonna give me this time hey mate you think i'm gonna fall off you again i i've lost it i've lost it oh no [Music] take that you idiot hey hey just because i depend on you right does it doesn't mean i don't want to fight you mate take it [Music] well conclusively as a weapon it's even worse it has no redeeming qualities the buttons are lost to time i don't know where they went they they immediately made an escape at the first throw the zip tie really holds the corpse together huh she wanted to let go all the time you know batman's parents will still be here if you have competent weapons well uh yeah what a fantastic value because i mean you get a lot of stuff it's just a shame that most of it's packaging because i love that big corporate winning formula make some transparently garbage stuff and then gloss it up with packaging well that's it thanks so much for watching huge thanks my patrons especially these names right here because my one dollar month i do extra videos and i don't if you remember way back i did that hello kitty mp3 player i mean this is all i can find if it's corpse in the pile without its custom cases it just goes full tic tack the funny thing is i actually found the original player look at that smug face she knows yep you bought the hello kitty one and thought it was super collectible eh oh look the exact same headphones comes with all the catchiest colors mate you know primary school red my first day at school green and toyota camry blue but this isn't the one that we're looking at no siree batman you transparent jerk yep so hello kitty batman it doesn't matter everyone's getting in on this crappy mp3 player so this is what we're going to be opening up like it's it's going to be great anyway mate like i'll i'll see you all next time frank's just been licking this thing for like three or four minutes now what's so good about it frank i mean you know simple pleasures gonna give me a lick you're done you're done looking at frank no i'm gonna lick it some more okay she's all done

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Length: 11min 1sec (661 seconds)

Published: Thu May 13 2021

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[u/Intern-Adventurous]

Big companies make the worst crap.

• dankpods, 2021