I made your worst video ideas

[Music] how you got ah poor guy you guys keep sending me video suggestions and they're all right but your method of delivery is very strange wait can you please stop throwing dead birds at my house what do you mean you got a bird so today i'm gonna make five of your video ideas in the hope that you'll leave me alone [Music] okay the first suggestion comes from coping molding truth43 on twitter who wants me to make a pressure washer bidet which sounds hilarious and will finally allow me to properly clean my ass so i'm going to start with a cheap bidet and a cheap pressure washer and i'm hoping i can just plug this straight into my arse and it will work but after turning on the pressure washer and seeing how strong it sticking out of my is i decided against that and wanted to see if i could plug the pressure washer directly into the bidet and it didn't destroy the bidet like i thought it would the bidet just didn't let the high pressure water through which is actually a good thing because otherwise i would have made a hole in my foot so i'm going to have to upgrade all these crappy plastic parts to high pressure hose and i've never actually used a bidet before but i've heard from others that have that they work really well and feel a bit like your own personal slave that spits water on your ass so i'm very excited to try one and after taking apart the bidet and having a proper look inside i think i'm just gonna have to replace everything as it's all low quality plastic and the original bidet has two nozzles one for normal people and the other for women so i'm only going to make a one hole nozzle and i'm going to do that by just welding a pipe to this high pressure hose fitting which will have this little plunger inside that will move out as the water pushes it and will then squirt water out of this little hole and after giving it a quick test it worked really well at low pressure with no water coming out of the gaps so i turned on the pressure washer to see if it would explode [Music] and i've now realized i've made a big mistake i purchased the wrong fitting and the hose is never going to properly attach so instead of doing the right thing and just buying a new one i tested my luck by attempting to weld the high pressure plastic hose directly to the fitting this is such a dumb idea which actually seemed to work as i was constantly keeping the metal cool so i tested it again [Music] [Applause] and that actually worked really well so i installed it into the bidet and sprayed the whole thing white and i'm not going to install this on an inside toilet as i've already made enough holes in the ceiling so i test fitted it on this chair outside and it actually feels as nice and comfortable as a normal toilet which means it was time to use the bidet [Music] and i'm going to test it first on this pig belly which i've heard makes a really accurate ass substitute three two [Music] [Music] and that worked amazingly the bidet managed to clean all the way through the pig belly removing the fat and meat this is disgusting there's there is meat everywhere but it still didn't cut it cleanly in half like i was hoping so i'm going to give the bidet an easier challenge this apple [Music] and this would definitely clean my insides eight out of ten [Music] okay the second suggestion comes from ryan or as i like to call him ryan and he suggests replacing the blades on a ceiling fan with knives and i've already replaced all my kitchen knife blades with ceiling fans which works great but i've never thought of doing it the other way around so i'm excited and the first thing i need to get is a ceiling and then a fan and this one was a nice cheap one but it means i need to put it together so i opened up the box and then got the instructions and put them in the bin and then followed them from there and after connecting the blue wire to the blue wire the green wire to the green wire and the brown to the brown it didn't work so i skipped using this speed controller and just borrowed a power cable and then connected it directly to the fan which means the fan only has one speed on and now that i have a fan that spins it's machete time [Music] so i pulled off the plastic handles then welded a dodgy brace to the machete before attaching them to the fan and this is already terrifying but not as terrifying as my inability to count how many blades a fan actually has and i now have an extra machete if anyone wants it it's in this bush right here okay now time to strap this to my ceiling [Music] foreign [Music] it's so fast this is terrifying it's so silent in the air almost like the blades are so sharp that they are just cutting right through it let's chuck some stuff into it and to do that i made this little safety fortress i wasn't really happy with the angle i had to throw the fruit at so i repositioned my fortress right under the fan [Music] and that was fun to watch while editing but not fun while i was there i was imagining my welds snapping and the blade flying out and shooting through my barricade at any moment but besides that it did a great job of cutting through nine out of ten all right the third idea comes from swagger souls on twitter who wants me to make mustard gas and then put it on a hot dog and the first thing i'm gonna need is some pool chlorine sorry i meant the third idea is a sponsorship for paypal honey honey is the number one shopping tool in america but i like to think of it as being similar to my mother who's always looking out for me and always trying to find me great deals on the things i'm buying once you install honey it sits on your computer and then when you go to buy something if honey works on that site it swoops in and automatically searches for coupon codes so you don't have to you could be buying a tent an office chair or this man's legs doesn't matter what you're buying as honey works on many of the sites you are already using for example i was purchasing these four machetes for this video and honey found a coupon to save me ten dollars who doesn't love the feeling of randomly being surprised with a discount when you're purchasing machetes so go now and add it to your browser for free at joinhoney.com i did a thing that's join honey.com i did a thing all right this comes from zoe possum who wants me to get a jackhammer and put a rubber pad on the bottom and footholds on the side creating the world's most terrifying pogo stick and i already know this is going to scramble my brain but i can't resist making it and i'm also killing two birds with one stone as ludwig requested i also make a device that can finally help the short fellow jump high enough to dunk which seems impossible but i'll give it a shot so the first thing i did was go to the local store and bought these bolt cutters then i waited till night [Music] and went down to the closest construction site and then borrowed this and i didn't really have a choice of jackhammer so i grabbed this one which is very noisy [Applause] but luckily i can just put on ear protection [Applause] now at the moment it has this sharp chisel at the bottom which would be similar to jumping in stilettos sexy but not efficient so i'm going to make a giant metal foot to increase the surface area and for reference i took a photo of my foot [Music] that is a very nice foot thank you yes it is and then cut out this [Music] and then welded some extra support metal on top so it's strong enough to handle the jack hammer then i welded a piece of pipe on the foot so the jackhammer can slip neatly into its new shoe and the foot is done but now i just need somewhere to put my feet and i don't want to permanently attach anything or weld to the jackhammer as i actually plan to give this back to the construction site once i'm done so i got a piece of wood and made a hole in it and then put a clamp underneath and a heap of duct tape and kept wrapping it around until i created this horrible mess and i fixed it and that's done so now i just need to turn this terrifying thing [Applause] it's on [Applause] [Music] hmm [Music] and it broke all of my welds and i could re-weld it but there was absolutely no jumping happening and all it did was really hurt my wrists and ankles which didn't even look funny on camera zero out of ten okay the final suggestion comes from hey jack who wants me to make solar panel glasses and his intention here is to blind me by making me stare into the sun which i'm willing to do as everyone knows there's nothing more entertaining than a blind person now i could put half transparent solar panels directly over the lens of the sunglasses which would look more aesthetic but would be hard to do so instead i'm just going to 3d print some sunglasses with mounts on top and then use these tiny solar panels which i just took from the roof of this tiny house which i'll mount on top and i figure this will actually look pretty acceptable as sunglasses as if people are willing to wear these which make you look like a pedophile i'm talking to you andrew these don't look bad in comparison and you know how i just said i'm going to 3d print these glasses i forgot that i broke my 3d printer by shooting it a couple of videos ago so instead i used my 2d printer and just printed these out [Music] then i cut down this piece of pvc pipe and straightened it with a heat gun and then heated it again so i could mold it perfectly to the shape of the sunglasses then i got the tiniest drill bit i'm legally allowed to own and made a hole and then watched this video on youtube to see where i threw away those small screws at the beginning of the video [Music] and stuck it all together and a quick spray paint and it's done so now let's say i'm standing in the sun and i'm feeling a little too hot idiots would just move to the shade but all i need to do is attach my little fan to the sunnies and then stare directly into the sun until the fan starts moving cooling me down three two one [Music] it's also great for charging your phone all i had to do was swap over to this charging port and then stare into the sun for two hours to get one percent charge extra on my phone okay ready so i'm looking down no charge what happened watch what happens when i look up is it doing anything yeah okay it's making the thing now [Music] okay this is just torture this is horrible six out of ten which means ryan is the winner with the ceiling machete fan ryan please send me your full name address and credit card details including the cvb to receive your prize [Music] thank you so much for watching if you like that please subscribe and check out some of my other videos [Music] bye

Channel: I did a thing

Views: 9,249,230

Keywords: science, education, comedy, i did a thing, mythbusters

Id: Ag-909TI-XY

Length: 16min 53sec (1013 seconds)

Published: Sat Sep 24 2022