-We're checking out the only game
where if your wallet is big enough, you can become strong enough
to lift the entire known universe. It's Strongman Simulator. You'll notice that I, the Florida man,
am unable to drag a single toilet. Why? That is because I have not yet
used my credit card strongly enough. In Strongman Simulator, you start out as this being, with the intent that you will eventually
become strong enough that people look at you
in fear and horror. Now, fortunately, I don't really have to do very much
because I can just violently slam my credit card. [laughs]
The problem, you may say to yourself,
"Craig, why do you have a levitating ghostly rubber duck
next to you?" "I really don't know. Same reason I have this toilet cleaner. They give me moral support, okay?"
This is unbelievable. I worked out for 20 seconds and I'm swole. Well, I'm about as swole as a bunch
of violently churned pancake batter. Just like I said at the beginning,
when you're out of energy, the best way to take care of this is by slapping your tiredness away
with $100 bills. Oh, VIP. Gain 2X when working out, 50K Energy. Exclusive nameplate. None of that matters to me
except for the energy. Bye. Oh, my God, this is
a really abusive nameplate. I originally had an alligator
named Gluten, but the game took him away from me. I assume he was deemed far too powerful. Now all that matters is how many toilets
can I realistically grab with me and drag across the finish line. Oh, toilets weigh nothing now. More. If I grab all this stuff and I just drag
it with me around the entire environment, can I murder people? Look, it just seems
like an unbelievably dangerous way to do things. Can I pull this guy backwards
with my toilets because I have more toilets than he has? I might actually be able to help him
if I utilize my toilets to grab-- what in the-- my head has fallen completely
through the planet. Welcome to Strongman Simulator. Why does it work that way? None of us really know. Pull the dumpster out of the way. Go to the next world.
You know what? I'm taking this dumpster with me.
I love it. [laughs]
You actually can. If I drag this across the finish line,
do I get additional points for this? No. This dumpster is the first friend
I've actually made in this game. Sit up here in the bleachers
and cheer me on. I feel weird because now
it wants me to drag real items. Sure.
Give me six tires. I'm not so much dragging the tires. I'm using something out
of the poltergeist. No joke. I'm legitimately floating. I'm like an over-hyped Strongman messiah. I can actually drag three tires. You know what works a lot better? Utilizing money. You can even walk faster
in life if you pay for it. Normally, you would drag
these protein shakes to the end, but I just want them with me. Is there any other exercises
besides squats? On the plus side,
just doing squats for another 10 seconds allows me to now drag
six tractor tires with me. The thing that bars my ability
to move onward is a 40-foot-long protein bar. Oh, my God.
[laughs] Was that a turkey? Now I want to know
what the most ridiculous thing you can drag is in this game. Don't worry, Dumpster.
I haven't forgotten about you. Come with me.
All right. Become friends with the protein bar. You guys have exactly
the same ingredients after all. You can grab a sushi,
a soda, a thing of fries, just a whole pie,
or a 30-foot-tall turkey. Oh, my God, this is hideous. This feels like one of those games
where the numbers just don't matter. What I mean is you go
from spending 100 energy per lift to 1,000 energy per lift. Then you end up gaining 12,000 energy
just from moving one turkey across a finish line. Actually, I have an idea,
two times workout strength, eh? Also, there's a 10 times gift
just like sitting over here. It doesn't really say 10 times what. I just know it exists. Does this give you 10 times the energy? Oh, my God. You know what I love? Multiplication. Come here, turkeys. All of you, beautiful birds,
are coming with me. Oh, my God.
[laughs] Out of the way, Deepfryer. Don't worry, Dumpster. I would never leave you behind. I love how I'm moving the dumpster. It basically takes nothing. Now the dumpster
just rapidly flies anywhere I go. Can I do this even faster? Times 10 workout speed? Sure.
Oh, my God. [laughs] Kind of ripped, strong ripped,
massive ripped, baby fitness. Look at all the things we're going to-- Mega Fitness, Massive, Heavyweight,
Gamer Bod, Weakman, Stronk, Stronkus. I'm Stronkus, the majestic. Yes, that doesn't seem fair at all. I'm starting to become so
big that I can't really fit on the level anymore. What am I grabbing now? What are these?
Basketball games? Whatever.
Give me all of them. Give me all these, too. In fact, just give me everything. Pool tables. No one's going to be able
to do anything in this game. [laughs] Jesus. Whew. Okay, let's grab
this arcade game and move this over here effortlessly. Come on, buddy.
You can do it. My best friend. It's so big. I'm so big. I can't actually grab the. Hold on. I'm so big, I can't grab
the dumpster anymore. Open the drawbridge, you say. Does the auto workout work out
as fast as I, GrayStillPlays, can hit the buttons or is it faster? I'm just using the power of AI now
to get stronger. [music] Oh, my God. Weak Gigantic. Spicy Gigantic. Massive Gigantic. How many different things
are there to get? I was a legend for a moment. I think I finally used up
all of my energy. I landed on Weak Bear. Yes, this looks fair. All right, let me just grab
all these tractors here. Actually, again, let me
just grab everything. I can't even see
what I'm grabbing anymore. I got 5 million points for doing that. Do you just get 5 million each time about? Oh, you sure do. Grab the drawbridge. Pretty soon I'm going to be so big. I'm not going to be able to make it
through the drawbridge. You know what?
Hold on. Let me just see how many of these
I can just go through. Out of the way, wall. Now things are starting to feel
a little bit heavier at the least. There's dragon spider robots. I have found something
that I am not strong enough for. You know what that is? Unacceptable. There's one thing I love. It's watching numbers
go up with no end in sight. Chadest. I just have to show
you something real quick. Now, it may just be me, but I'm not sure
if this is the healthiest way to do squats. We don't need elbows where we're going. I just got 16 million energy. What? Work out times four.
Oh, what? Why didn't you say
that in the first place? Oh, I may have broken something important. Doesn't look like I'm working out. It looks like I'm about to use this
to murder someone. I'm a planet eater. It's one of my favorite food groups. Imagine walking down
the streets of Florida and just seeing this monstrosity. There's a 30-foot-tall guy with a mullet. I've gotten rid of humanity now. Now I'm a nugget. I'm a big nugget. I'm a golden nugget. Can I get rid of this thing yet? I want more stupid numbers to occur. I'm actually just dragging
a person on a turntable. I love that the speakers
are still plugged in as well. They're still doing speaker things. Oh, you actually do squats
with speakers now. They're not even weights anymore. A weak bulldozer. I don't know if that's
how bulldozers work. Now, if we look over
at the leaderboard over here, we can see that someone
is at 190,000 strength. That's not going to stand. I'm done with this disco out of the way. Oh, planets. I'm literally lifting planets now.
Is this Earth? Oh, it's Puntus,
one of my favorite non-existent planets. This is what you would get
if Saturn was copyrighted. Yes, squatting with some planets. Nothing to see here. I love that it's just Planet. They couldn't even be bothered
to give this one a name. I'm in Diabetes World now. I'm dragging 300-ton lollipops
across the finish line, getting 148 million energy to do so. What?
Lifting cupcakes. I'm still managing to get
through these boards after having done almost nothing
except 250 squats my whole life. How much is
a canister of anti-matter worth? 84 million in energy. Doing squats
in between blocks of plutonium. You may say to yourself,
"Great, you Mini Gargantuan. What on earth are you doing?" I'm dragging two gigantic containers
filled with The Hulk's saliva. I really can't imagine
what else could weigh this much other than that. This is like the anatomical fluid
of a black hole. Bam! 72 million per vial
of black hole blood. What else do we have here?
A potion. A potion of what? It just looks like radioactive urine. How much is radioactive urine worth? 78 million. I kind of like radioactive urine
more than black hole blood. Now we've got the whole gamut. This is just fluids
from a ton of different things. 65 million, but they're easy to drag. I think I'll go with more of these. I thought that science class
would never get me anywhere. Oh, yes. Now I get to work out
with a couple of Tesseracts over here, Chonky Bronto. I am a very rare species,
known as the Tricera Chonk. The Tricera Chonk went extinct early
in its dinosaur career because the only things that it ate
and drank was Bud Light and Cheetos. I am not even slightly prepared
to give up dragging these three barrels for 84 million a piece. Eventually, it's going to get
to the point where I don't even utilize millions anymore. I'm waiting to the point where I can just
have billions for my energy amount because we're not stopping. That 42K up there,
we're not stopping until that's higher than anyone else
in the game right now. I at least have to beat 190,000. I want to beat 300,000 realistically. We might as well try one and half times
what everyone else has. This is bad. My vials are caught
on the side of this nuclear reactor that they decided to put right
in the middle of my workout room. I've reached past manhood. I'm just a substance now. I am Obsidian. Oh, this is actually my land. It's just Florida.
This is really bad. Myself and Coolzombie are getting
our balls tangled together. Actually, a very common issue
with people our size. What are inside of these beach balls? Each beach ball is 88 million. I told you we'd be measuring in billions. It's 88 million per beach ball. There's a tiny galaxy sitting inside
of each beach ball. That's why they weigh so much. It's the only answer I can come up with. The numbers in this game are getting
so out of touch with reality. I'm almost halfway. I can literally see
a volcano in the distance. Please tell me that I'm eventually
going to be lifting an entire volcano. It looks like the [?] Rex
is chasing me. I'm actually just dragging it. I've been dragging
dinosaurs to their death. I have five billion energy now. Do I ever go past Obsidian? Is this the pinnacle of power
in the universe? Is there anything more? Also, why am
I weightlifting baby dinosaurs? Oh, my God. The entirety of Pangaea can't stop me. I don't need to Retroboard either. Christmas?
Not on my watch. I am now dragging gigantic anglerfish
and Moray eels who have lost the will to live. They don't even stay up long,
they're just like, "Whatever, great.
Just get this over with." There's only a few more areas left. I have 12 billion energy. What will this get me to? Will I eventually catch up? Gigantic anchor. Wild West alcoholic barrel. Oh, it's just a living room. What are you doing over here? He's like, "Well, since this speaker is right next to me blaring
at 10,000 decibels, I'm currently going deaf." Excellent. I'm dragging this wardrobe,
but it'd actually be funny if there was someone in it. 140,000 strength. I love that the most advanced
part of working out is now moving for someone else. Effectively, I'm that one friend
that you call up to help you move just because I have a pickup truck
and a really good back. Although, considering I'm yanking glitchy, janky beds from one side
of the room to the other, I don't know how long my spinal column
is going to stay at one spot. Also, I just have to mention something while I'm dragging these Danger Barrels
to get a little bit more points. The cactus in this game are alien cactus. That is not what a real cactus looks like. It's more like a murder tool
than a plant. I understand a cactus
is normally kind of a murder tool, but these ones have evolved beyond that,
and they only exist to kill people. "Hope you weren't too attached
to this door." The dude's like, "I don't know. I've actually been locked
inside this room for the past 60 years." Dragging delicious
stacks of gold coins. Oh, you literally lift treasure. I'm lifting someone's retirement funds. I love how the pet that you can have here
is a treasure chest. That's the pet. 22 billion energy. I'm not stopping now
until I get to the end. I might as well-- 180,000, 190,000, 200,000. I may be one of the strongest entities
in the known universe, but it's not enough. The rainbows can't stop me. Just dragging decorative gazebos now. How much is a decorative gazebo worth
in energy points? Oh, you know, 700 million. What's crazy,
and you might not realize is that I know we've been getting larger
as I've been doing these workouts. That river that I just
crossed is 70 feet deep, but it only comes up to my ankle. You'll understand,
when we're done with all of this, we're going to go back
to the very first board, so you can-- Hold on. Let me grab one of these. We're going to go back
to the very first board, so you can literally see just how
gigantic the character has gotten because the boards
have been growing with us. I'm going to turn into Godzilla. I'm going to be Grayzila. That's what people are going
to see when I go back to Tiny Town. Imagine if Godzilla had
a fantastic mullet. That's what you're going to see. It's Floridian Godzilla. I've learned something absolutely stupid
in this game. Everything is multiplicative. When I have the times five work out and the times two work out,
and the additional times to work out that I get, the gazebo is now
worth 1.4 billion points, 6.9 billion energy. I'm about to get 100 billion energy. It's got to be
the Rocky Balboa pants 100%. Numbers don't matter anymore. Now, while I'm working
out, there's two areas left and I have to know
why the sewer area is the final area, considering I've already lifted planets with absolutely no effort
and I'm now passing 240,000 strength. I like how the weights are coming
out of either side of my mouth because of how large I am. I'm vomiting the weights up effectively. I'm also just-- I'm squatting literal buildings now. 300,000 strength, 345,000 is
where we're going to stop at I think. Yes. 347. I've reached the kitchen,
but the door's already open. Okay. What is the value of a toxic slime barrel
going across the finish line? How much more
can they possibly give a human being? 2.6 billion. I wanted to teleport back
to the starting area. [laughs] Look at the sides. This is another person down here. The other reason I came back
over here was to see-- There's my tiny little dumpster. I don't just grab turkeys anymore. I vomit them toward the end. I started as a sad noob,
and now I'm the most powerful person in the entire universe,
and I'm the size of this city. Anyway, folks, hope you enjoyed
this episode of Strongman Simulator. Till next time.
Stay foxy. Much love.
