I Fed My Castle Steroids For A Week

we kill the idiots we get money the more idiots we kill the more money we get this first night isn't exactly a challenge now I can either shoot them or I can stab them with my sword after every night we can spend a hard-earned gold to upgrade my kingdom that makes me stronger houses improve my income so we're going to add a few of those because we want to be rich the Richer we are the stronger we are and since we're out of money we're gonna start again murdering idiots for profit I realized I could probably just stand here because they have to walk all the way around to get to me anyway so I probably don't have to move one little bit looks like I have to physically pick up the money that was the easiest night in the world and then the house money so now we build our first Tower then we don't have to do any of the work at all anymore I do love a game that can play itself and we're out of money so let's bring the idiots back while some see soldiers icy dollar signs if I sit right here the tower and me can attack them and this is a pretty good strategy so far because they're only now getting close to me and if I just waddle away on my very fast horse they can do nothing about it I feel like I blinked in the night went past so I think we're gonna need more houses for more money or instead we could upgrade the castle because that's what it wants me to do and we get a choice between upgrades either 75 percent more damage output for my idiot or every morning a house is upgraded to level two we're gonna take that because that's just a good investment in the future so we'll see all these wild decision making works out for us for now I'm just going right back to where killing things these guys have been nowhere close to damaging anything so I'm feeling confident I'm just gonna stack a bunch of houses to make a bunch of money this isn't a tower defense game it's an investment game they're getting closer this time but they're still not close enough to really be a problem and I can get a nerds to happen with my sword if I want that really weakened some because that's an AOE too then they don't know what to do they finally made it to the kingdom then they die a horrible slow death it's five dollars to upgrade one of my towers that gives it more health and attack damage so I'm going to go ahead and do that once uh I can also do this unlock fields to increase income I wish I saw that earlier so we're gonna go ahead and do that then I have my one level two house and two level ones I do need more houses but I'm kind of excited for this new tower It's Made of Stone and everything it's also going to be harder to kill so in comedians I can sit way up here on my hill like any good king would and this watch them all die that Tower is hoping doing a lot more it's almost one shot in them which is heartbreaking because that feels kind of wasteful but also kind of funny at the same time because they lose 95 of their health and they still need to March forward on all of this I'm gonna wait till they Round the Corner because they tend to Bunch up there a little bit and then I can just get in there and give them a little stab that pretty much finishes them all off then I laugh as they die a great ruler needs an army so it's either Knights or slow armored morons or spearmen that don't do well against updating experiment because they're just gonna sit right here anyway I can control them but I'm gonna leave them right here because by the time anything ranged makes it to here they should be dead by towers and they're going to poke whoever to death aside from that I'm going to build a few more houses because these will just slowly upgrade and these are going to give me money every round and they're only two gold each Fields generate good income but are very vulnerable that's fine nothing's gonna get through these defenses anyway I'm just here to make a bunch of money all right let's see if my reckless strategy Works uh where are my spearming going I didn't say you could go okay you staying with me then okay the range guys can certainly shoot my Towers probably should have realized that but that's fine we'll bring the spearmen in they're very quick and the Spearman can die because pretty sure they regenerate anyway they could be my sacrificial lamb okay I might have to reassess my strategy just a little bit it worked perfectly fine but not as well as I hoped it would but look at all that money so we're definitely gonna upgrade this for four because that increases income significantly and then I think we can add more Fields so we're gonna get even more money for surviving this night I'm also going to upgrade this Tower and add another level one house and also building a wall for only three dollars that should slow the idiots down where two of the towers can rain down on them I guess I'm gonna put another Tower here for now because I had some extra money that's just gonna sort of help we're fighting 30 units total so that's actually going to be quite a few so for now we're gonna leave my guys probably right here by the wall then everything's gonna have to slow down right here we're taking a lot of range damage though too basically I'm not really sure what we're doing anymore I should probably bring my spearmint in or this you know what they're going to be free range they'll probably be fine I'm gonna sit right here behind the wall like getting a good King and destroy the fire from here this actually works not bad because the Army's absolutely destroyed all that's left are body parts and coins 26 dollars to spend on whatever I want I'm gonna spend it all on uh upgrading my idiots now there's more of them and I guess the tower because I really don't have anything to spend money on I could upgrade the houses or people that's all I gotta fight that doesn't sound very difficult at all especially because we can shoot him from here we're fighting spinning tops they rushed out a little bit more than I would have liked but I'm pretty sure they're gonna absolutely destroy those guys yep that's it keep walking toward me right into the line of fire my towers and they get stuck on the wall basically this just means I'm the best King ever I'm even gonna give him a stab just so he knows it's personal so far so good they destroyed my wall but I won't miss it because insteading that was like four dollars to build look at all the money we're gonna get 31 coins and it's a victory Royal Mint Your Castle Center produces gold and that income increases every time you upgrade it great so I need to pick between the the perks I'm going to take Royal Mint because I dislike money so we're gonna go ahead and place our new Castle right here and because we like money we're going to build a few houses to get our income rolling right away and we're usually going to get away with that because we only have three idiots to fight to begin with and if I can count them on one hand they're just not going to be a problem and with that we made all of this money so I think we're actually going to go ahead and upgrade our castle at this point because we get more money for an upgraded castle and that makes me stronger we're gonna take the 75 extra damage and then we're also going to add another house then we're going to bring the idiots back with my extra damage they should melt away yeah we're killing them in three hits now so they're not gonna get anywhere close to me even though it's just me defending my entire Kingdom well to be fair they dig it a little bit closer but uh the castle itself can attack as it turns out and I can just kind of lure them around out here where they'll just go in circles till they die so already that's 10 coins so I'm gonna build one little windmill here I should probably also put a tower there to defend it because as much as I like windmills they are really brittle I'm also going to put a tower here mostly because I'm pretty sure this these are flying things so I'm gonna be sure to have to take them out nope they're just they're ground crawlies but they're very quick from the other side we got some nights coming in I'm pretty sure the towers are going to be more than up the task of taking them out I just want to protect my uh wheat Mill we're gonna make a lot of money out of that thing and I'm pretty sure it's delicate wow this Tower is actually pretty delicate too I'm gonna have to upgrade these but here comes all the money I earned 12 so this Tower is going to get an upgrade because it's going to see the most abuse we're also going to upgrade the windmill probably at another Tower here actually because it can also protect the uh windmill then another house for now just for some more income overnight we're gonna fight three different ways of archers so I'm pretty sure as long as I'm up here I can defend this wave and the towers will defend the rest of them because our Jews take three hits to kill and uh they're not going to be very difficult to deal with so I'm mostly just gonna spin in circles not take this very seriously and watch the money roll in they are hitting my one Tower but it's doing like no damage at all like this Tower took three percent damage and destroyed two entire waves we're getting 15 or whatever those are that seems annoying so I'm gonna put a tower over here just depending I don't know what route things are going to come at me from where else is going to go like that and we're going to do these because they're good against fast strong units because range units obviously aren't going to be much of a problem then we're going to upgrade our windmill because we want to make more money every round then I am going to build a ball here just in case all right we're going to start this wave and see how this goes these things are very faster they're going to be annoying but the Spearman should be able to step up in a big way and stab them they're specialized to do with these guys and that's perfect they're slowing them down right and right to the towers so I must need to sit back and watch a money roll them at this point hopefully these are valuable to kill probably gonna have to upgrade these towers a little bit because they're not quite enough to destroy these guys up next everyone's coming from this side 20 very weak archers and 20 stronger nights so I'm going to upgrade both of the towers I'm going to build a few more houses because I need more income still now that I spend all my money on dumb stuff we're gonna go back and fight these guys off hopefully they don't go for my windmill archers so far are pretty much getting absolutely destroyed at least I think those are the archers whatever they are they're very weak they were kind of going from my windmill but it's more so for the tower but that Tower will destroy them anyway yeah they're my units are kind of getting destroyed by the range I forgot they're weak against ranged but the archers are weak against my Towers so as soon as I get anywhere close they're in trouble we got some nights coming in my units will replenish themselves anyway so this really isn't their problem that was just 20 archers to deal with which are going to do a lot of damage but against the tower even that many of them don't really do much I'll get in there and give them a little stab once in a while and I'm gonna ride in behind this guy he's gonna be a pincushion for me to absorb all that damage and I'm going to get in there and finish them off no problem now we absorb all that money so we're gonna build another Barracks these guys are gonna have crossbow men no we're going to put Longbow archers I'm also going to increase my experiment and these guys are only eight so we're also going to do that now we got strong armies now we don't have to worry probably for a while about what we're about to deal with because the Archie's already getting into these flying things and they're absolutely destroying them so this will be easy money they're basically just lying morons they go straight into the line of fire they are hitting some of my units but not really enough to make me worried in the slightest and that should be a whole bunch of money so we're going to put that into our Castle because that's just a lot we're obviously going to get something good on the upgrade this could actually increase all the units nearby I let the units mostly work for themselves I just want more HP for myself and more attack damage now we have a super cast so that also makes us more money so we got 30 idiots there uh flying idiots up here I didn't know I could upgrade that again so we're just gonna start the nights are going to be slow these guys are going to be the quick ones so I'm going to need to deal with them a little bit more oh the experiment are coming for these guys anyway this will work out fine these guys are absolutely destroying them anyway I'm gonna sit through it right here I mostly just want to protect this because this is my money maker I don't care about anything else uh the top wave is pretty much dead so we're gonna go focus our help down here on the bottom wave where they're just dying anyway I'm gonna try and pull these guys a little bit up here so they're in Ranger more the towers all right we ended up making that night look pretty easy we're gonna be attacked from all different sides this whole time I could have had another windmill I wish I knew that I would have had so much more money granola maybe to settle for another Tower just to make things easier for me the less stuff I have to physically manage probably the better okay I'm gonna build another Garrison of uh something years we're gonna put some Knights mostly because they can kind of sit here by the towers the towers will defend them a lot oh you can even put more Towers out here I see the more you build the more options that unlocks I'm learning we're gonna devote some uh crossbowmen here they get the guard of the tower anyway yeah and I feel like these guys need a little bit of help so they get an upgrade more archers uh I was gonna start we're gonna put just a few more houses in this for some easy money and that's just more stuff where enemies have to have to tear through to get to the base okay time for the next disaster let's just kind of sit back and see where we need to help our idiots the most so far nowhere it's a lot of flying idiots we got these uh top guys coming in that are quite strong but I'm just really not that a word in general I've got so many defenses now it seems like kind of ridiculous that the enemies could even get close to the base I'm gonna help out with uh these spinning top guys though the knights will probably destroy them but I can do with them into the Towers also and my character does do a lot of damage so I might as well utilize that pretty sure we're basically already done it's just this guy and then that's this wave done and then we make a whole bunch of money so we're definitely gonna put another one of these here we're gonna upgrade it twice because it's gonna be a big money maker for us also the attacks are gonna come from the North and the East a little bit from the south so we're gonna add a tower right here that's actually gonna have quite a bit of range to help out everything here I didn't know there's another how many is that can I afford that I can't count I'm short by one I want a better Tower well since they're confident is that I can upgrade this Tower then we're gonna save up money to invest in some new towers next time and then again we're gonna sit back and see sort of where I'm needed the most for now with all my towers and everything I don't think we're going to be in that much trouble yeah so far maybe these guys need the most help because they're just crossed those they do do a lot of damage basically uh yeah I'm just gonna go through the way the enemies to be pushing through but that seems to be nowhere so far the guys appear so strong they literally pushed and they're spawn camping them up in the corner yeah my defenses are still good the enemies can't get anywhere close to me at this point but that's just due to throwing lots of money at it there's no actual strategy involved here uh these guys did kind of break through the Army but that's probably because I gave them the least amount to help but now my crossbow Army got to them so they're absolutely destroyed I now have fifty dollars to my name so it seems like kind of a stupid amount of money to even have so I'm going to upgrade this Tower to its level three I'm really curious to see what that looks like this one might be good the tower becomes an armored Fortress they're already very tough so if the idiots do manage to break through here it's gonna be really hard to bust do that I'm probably gonna do the same here that way this thing's just a big damage sponge we're going to build a wall because that's only three dollars so they've got a lot to have to deal with right here and I can put another Tower here uh that's only three dollars so I might as well just put a few of these up for three dollars that's easiest money now you know we're gonna put another wheat build out here just to tempt them just a little bit they can come try and kill this but they've got to deal with all this so this is going to be 50 archers and 30 of those that's a lot of idiots piling in all at once so that's what I'm kind of glad I did put all these towers in because now I can sort of sit here and shoot them they've got to take through my windmill they're not supposed to attack that uh oh wow they're really clustered up there I don't know if I can fly into that many archers because I think I'm gonna die well the windmill is taking some heat but that's okay um the units have come to the rescue what happened up here did you break that why is that hurt uh it probably doesn't matter anyway I'm gonna sit here and help my idiots I'm gonna swoop in there to do some uh AOE we're gonna take a big bite out of them wow we're destroying them the windmill wasn't destroyed but we did lose a single field and we're gonna make even more money now because of it all 48 coins we're gonna upgrade the windmill just a little bit just for some more money then maybe the tower is a little bit because this is just a really really strong defensive all over got to deal with I didn't realize these guys were only level one so the knights in the center get a lot stronger and these crossbow men up here seem really strong so let's upgrade them another level so there's even more of them that was a weird night there was like six little enemies was that just a confidence boost oh I see now we got Siege engines coming in suddenly but I'm just gonna grade this because these towers should be able to deal with all these guys over here fairly easily well I guess really this is why I put all the money into things I'm gonna put a Ballista here because it's behind fortified walls anyway it could take out Siege uh weapons very easily same with all these other ones this one's going to be also a uh not super tough but more damage then I guess since I have some extra money I might as well just sort of put some more gates up to slow them down should they break through I don't even care to spend the last eight dollars that's how confident I am already so let's watch it all come in there's gonna be some Siege engines way at the back but we should be more than equipped to deal with them at this point they go straight from my precious Farms because they know that's my weak spot uh we absolutely destroyed their catapults already that was almost laughably easy so are they sending anything more or is that the end of the night I think it made me my Towers too strong because like everything's just dying instantly it doesn't seem like much of a challenge here comes some more of those ballistic things we can actually get in there and get it actually take a big bite out of those ourselves that's an armor Tower they did manage to take it down to half HP so these guys are obviously strong but also obviously not nearly strong enough to be fair I did lose a farm but I won't miss it and everyone here is getting absolutely wrecked we have a giant army pushing into them so pretty sure we're able to destroy this Knight now the wave's still going though we're facing a two-sided attack I'm gonna sit here because I want to absorb a little bit that damage from my farm I think this Tower was a good investment though it's able to tank a ton of damage oh they're coming in pretty hard from the top as soon as my units move up there oh there we go now we're finally getting attacked from all sides we're gonna charge in and destroy this guy then these units can move up here and focus there they destroyed another one of my Farms that's very sad but we definitely finished them all off and there's more things coming apparently they really take the time in between waves on this one they might have actually destroyed one of the towers here which is kind of impressive would have only been tier 2 Tower so it wouldn't have been that strong but it really shows what happens when they really throw the numbers against me but here's what happens when I throw my Army against them with the backyard Towers behind them we're just sort of marching right on through them yep no problem here and I don't even have any of the Aureus tape make my friends stronger heal oh I didn't know everything regenerates I thought I'd manually rebuild that heavy armor you have a very large amount of Health but your horse is slightly slower at night well we won we had a colossally damage outputty Kingdom [Music] foreign [Music]

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Published: Fri Jul 07 2023