Hispanic Neighborhood | Ali Siddiq Stand Up Comedy

I don't judge I don't judge people man I let I judge people on how you treat me and what we do together I don't think that some of the toughest people I thought that was tough talk that tough [ __ ] and a run let me tell you something a lot of I've been in a lot of [ __ ] for people who don't know me I used to be a street pharmaceutical rep which is very frowned upon when you sell drugs they want you to have a jacket go to a university you know [ __ ] like that but man things ain't always what they they S I was so I was in prison for six years um for being a street Farm Su cor and I was so but I'm not I'm not a person that you would think that was in jail I don't have the demeanor and lot they talking they talk will you learn how to they well you learn how to whisper in a helicopter and she didn't G they ass up they talking it's them don't send nobody over here touching on my goddamn shoulder it's them hey y'all ass is let do something with her your' ass going to jail I was wow G that [ __ ] up she she told her ass so fast I forgot what I was saying what was I saying but people people do that a lot man you can't really judge books by they C before I lived in this um Caucasian neighborhood I lived in a Hispanic neighborhood just with it was all Mexicans you know I live in Texas I live in Houston and there a lot of Mexicans and this was my f i loved living next to them cuz I didn't need a I didn't need an alarm I didn't have no goddamn house alarm you don't need no house alarm you live next to mexic it's always somebody watching on you can't you well is any any Hispanic people in here any Hispanic people look okay look the Hispanic people that's here when the last time somebody broke in your house never it's always somebody home in somebody Hispanic house you try to break in some elder lady they coming back put that down that's not [Applause] yours can't be in the people house somebody home fam and and not only are they watching they house they watching your [ __ ] too man this lady next next to me Maria her grandmother I don't even know how grandmother got my number she would be she that lady would call me and she always start off with my friend my friend I'm like what's happening are you expecting someone at your home I'm like no somebody at my house he's like yeah it's a burgundy car in front of your house I'm like hold on I'll call you back and I call my brother I said man get your ass from in front of my goddamn house he like man how you doing B man neighborhood watches on your ass boy but this thing you can't judge people by the cover so Maria husband's name Carlos and Carlos man he done this several times but I don't know why this [ __ ] is bothering me this weekend you know I come out on Saturday morning and Carlos is [ __ ] sleep on the grass in front of his house and I'm [ __ ] pissed I don't know why I don't even know why I'm mad cuz it's not my house but he's just in the front of the neighborhood and I'm pissed I don't know why I'm mad this time cuz he didn't done this several times I don't know why this time I'm mad and and for for other ethnic groups let me let y'all know something that you may not know black people we don't have racial slurs for other ethnic groups we don't we just we put emphasis on what we call you to let you know that we being racist we don't actually have nothing for you you know what I'm saying but we will say some [ __ ] with a little little seasoning on it so this time I'm out here being [ __ ] very racist I came out there Carlos man get your Ming ass that's very racist right there that's very racist this very I don't know say y'all don't know how racist this is Hispanic people I apologize I'm being very racist at this point I hey man get your mesing ass this ground out here being [ __ ] Mexican next week Maria invites me over for food and I'm coming she making these little empanadas she making these tomato I like this goddamn street corn I'm F to eat all this [ __ ] and I'm over there having a good time and she's making these little bitty ass Margaritas little bitt ass margaritas and she going to tell me Ali don't drink more than two of them Margaritas I said man I'm grown you don't tell me how many goddamn Margaritas drink I've drank six of these Margaritas little ass margaritas and I am told the [ __ ] up I'm in here so drunk I'm in here so drunk I'm me so I am lit in this goddamn people place and I know I [ __ ] up I said some way inappropriate Spanish when I was leaving I was say kulo esposo Manata for the people who don't speak Spanish I told them people they ass stank tomorrow very inappropriate I live approximately 15 Steps From the people house I live 15 Steps From the people house 15 goddamn steps I remember closing the door I remember closing the door next thing I know Carlos is standing on me to my alley get your mking ass off this grass out here being Mexican I'm out there stretching that's why I don't I don't judge people man I see a Mees dude lay on the ground walk by them Margaritas got your ass on boy

Channel: Ali Siddiq

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Id: Q6uMcnqGKOQ

Length: 7min 6sec (426 seconds)

Published: Mon Dec 04 2023